Barron Trump is 16-years-old today

Isn't he an Aspie?

It's now legal to go down on him in 34 states.

They need to do all they can to keep Kimberly away from the poor kid. Low hanging fruit and all that.

After Ivanka, and maybe the Ugly Girl, he's my favorite child!

Gross thought but she would be a real danger to that kid, R3

[Quote]It's now legal to go down on him in 34 states.

Dat's da suk job!

cut or uncut, though?

Asking for my friend, Bryan.

you're fucking disgusting, OP!

Who’s Barron?

I mek shur he rule US!

I'm sure Dotard remembered Barron's birthday!

Two more years until Melania can divorce Trump and take the cash, hopefully before he is forced into liquidation.

Who?

And, despite the fact that he is a special needs kid, he's still much smarter than his old man and brothers combined.

Taxpayers no longer have to foot the bill for Barron’s Secret Service protection starting today.

It is in very poor taste to make fun of children of the President if they are underage. It doesn’t matter who the President is.

Just ask Meghan McCain if she agrees, R 16:

At a Republican party fund-raiser that summer Sen. John McCain decided to tell a joke about then-President Bill Clinton's daughter, Chelsea.

The gist of the senator's publicly-spoken knee-slapper was:

Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father.

Is Amy Carter still the ugliest kid to have resided in the White House?

Hilarious take from a Medal of Freedom winner.

^^Oops wrong thread.

Ees name now Lurch, and he clean tings around de Malalargo for chenge.

He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.

Barron no like to go to Biden inagguration.

I like gold.

[quote]It's now legal to go down on him in 34 states.

Really now?

@r22, "He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker. "

Careful, you don't want to get Miss Lindsey moist...

"You see those ping pong balls momma is shooting out of her twat?"

Oh fank you, OP! <3

Btw, I like birds and bees a lot, so please tell me about them. :-)

Being tall didn't help his Daddy have a normal sized pecker, Inga at R22.

It’s that time again when people try to justify attacking a child.

R30, but it's ok for Repugs attack the Obama kids and Chelsea Clinton, isn't it?

Who cares? He isn't an attention whore like his other siblings. Let him be.

r31, that’s how you try to justify it?

The Fraus are out in force telling everyone what they should think and say, fortunately no one cares what Fraus think

Go wave your crooked fingers someplace else

We keep Melania's son chained up in the basement in Mar-a-lago. Last time he got out he ate a dog but we'll let him out today to play in the yard since it's his birthday.

Barron is destined to be the first home school shooter

In all fairness, we don't know what he thinks of his father. There's a slight chance he might be a decent person, i. e. not the ordinary, usual Trump fuckwit.

As long as he doesn't turn into a typical Trump, he's sort of off limits . . . although a bit of snark here and there needs to be allowed. ;-)

[quote] Barron is destined to be the first home school shooter

If it's what you say R36, I LOVE IT!

He's a Trump, there isn't a chance in hell he'll be a decent person

Question: Why's it so widely accepted to mock this little kid online, by late-night comics, etc., but it was a sacred rule that we not dare critique the two Obama girls? The Bush girls were roundly mocked when they were young as well. I'm not defending their horrible parents but why is that okay? Other than, you know, the Obamas were black and revered for being, ..black.

Barron, unlike his half-brothers, has a giant Slovenian Slab of a Salami.

Perhaps R30 ought to do something about her fellow Republican voters who threaten to kill their own representatives, their own representative's families, other elected officials, government workers, government worker's families, various people who work for companies who they feel don't "do as they're told", the families of those various people who work at those companies who they think don't "do as they're told", poll workers, the families of poll workers, people who are giving out vaccines for COVID, scientists, and teachers.

Get back to us here at DL when you're done with that list, R30. Good luck, toots.

His brothers are half Slob, look at their mother

(yes, I know what I typed)

I haf to shave and wax poosey now. Need moneys because fat orange retard husband haz lawsuit problem. Barron get birthday surprise to help Mommy prepare for clients. Maybe I allow him to also wax anuses.

I like r42 :)

Seriously, fuck off, Trumptard @ R40.

r40, Sucks

For the frau scolds upthread: Won't somebody PLEASE think of the tRump children!

[quote] He's a Trump, there isn't a chance in hell he'll be a decent person

Mary Trump, who is the worst, proves that, but at least she’s an adult and so she is a suitable target for ridicule.

^ Be gone MAGAt Fraus, your pussies have no power here ^

Baron Trump playing with his young niece.

^ Hahahaha!

Leave him alone. He's a kid and obviously was death a difficult hand to play in life.

^ Huh?

At some point he'll probably wish he was "death"

Republicans are hypocrites and have the biggest victim mentality ever. But I still don't see the need to go after the kids of Republicunts. If we on the Democratic liberal side should show maturity, something Rethugs lacked when they attacked Chelsea Clinton and the Obama daughters.

dealt. spell check?

Good Lord! After fucking me, he went home and kissed Barron with that mouth.

@r55, Yeah, how's that been working so far?

Fook Creasemoose!

R37 his mother is a high dollar hooker, his dad is, well, Trump, and he is an Aspie or something else along the spectrum. And he’s the size of a small tree.

What do you think the odds are that he’ll be a decent human being? Also, if you’re taking bets, I would like to bet big against you.

Ugh, the pic R57 has provided is reason enough to pity the poor boy.

@r59, Hahaha!

This year's card...

Can you imagine the outcome if that thing breeds? Hopefully they’ve neutered him by now.

@r60, I'm guessing Barron will spend a big chunk of his adult life in prison

Which one of you Trumptards tweeted this?

That doesn't count if a MAGAt does it

Is that true, r65? I hadn’t heard before that Hunter victimized his niece.

^ It's just as true as Barron becoming a serial rapist

^ Like his dad

His father is a serial rapist but that's a badge of honor in Republican circles.

[quote][R30], but it's ok for Repugs attack the Obama kids and Chelsea Clinton, isn't it?

BOTH are wrong, you imbecile.

Jesus Christ, do adults post here or not? "MUH they attacked those kids, so it's ok if..." No. Shut up. It's all out of order. -_-

When MAGAts take Fat Donnie's WELL DOCUMENTED "friendship" with Jeffy Epstien seriously, then I'll start to take Hunter's laptop seriously. I'll won't wait up.

He has his father's lies.

Barron is named after the fake publicist Trump was pretending to be when he alleged among other things that Madonna wanted to fuck him.

R65 good heavens! A girl calling her uncle!!

r71...

The Trump tapes of him pretending to be his own publicist are so hilarious and creepy. And the tax audit lies. How did this thing get "elected"? With a little help from Vlad, his boss.

He's autistic. When he walked with his parents in the "Presidential Parade" after the Inauguration, he walked on tippy-toe. Pretty much the last time he was seen in public.

He's just weird, the Trumps are going to need a bigger attic for this one

Why are you posting pictures of your mom in her prime, r76?

No one asked for that.

R78, what the fuck are you talking about. He was seen in public many times after that.

[quote]In all fairness, we don't know what he thinks of his father. There's a slight chance he might be a decent person, i. e. not the ordinary, usual Trump fuckwit.

I highly doubt he will be a decent person. He will assimilate into the family in order to survive and inherit. Jr. tried to leave and then came back and conformed. Also, wasn't this kid reported to be kicking people and throwing trays of food at Flight Attendants?

@r80

Oh, Snap!

The MAGAts are sending their first string today

DL circling the drain.

Tiffany, who had very little contact with her father's family and was raised in LA, ended up on the Trump Train. What chance does Barron have?

^ Maybe the rats should abandon ship

If I had a nickel for every time someone posted that, r85…

Adding: He also is reported to terrorize friends he invited for sleepovers at the WH with "pranks".

Pranksters whose goal it is to terrified people are not clowns, they are sociopaths.

^ More snappy retorts... You MAGAts are cookin' with gas today

^ For r87

That's because Tiffy has turned into a fat sow, R85. She had to suck up to Daddy because looking like Miss Piggy messed up any proper career where she might've become independent from Don Donald and the Trump thugs gang.

Barron might end up keeping his rather good looks (for a Trump guy, that is), so there's still hope for him.

Oops meant that for r84. R90 why thank you!

Christ, people on this site are unstable as all hell, lol. Everyone's a "mAGAT" if you call them out on their shit.

I can't believe the demographic skews mostly White, 50+.

Wait. Yes, I can. That's the least mentally stable demographic on the planet, by far. -_-

^ They're all scum, except Mary

From poster 454 on the linked thread:

At a dinner party one of the guests revealed she had worked on The Celebrity Apprentice. She told us she’d only tell one story about him: one day he sat down on that fake desk on that fake set and as he was being wired for sound he moaned “Oh, fuck me, I just got off the phone with Melania and our son the retard.”

[quote] That's because Tiffy has turned into a fat sow,

Bite your tongue R91! Tiff is a gay icon!

As his barber and bloodletter I can assure you the little Barron is a perfectly normal boy in every way.

I feel bad for him in that family

I feel nauseated when I think of that family.

I feel sexually aroused when I think of Don Jr's coke.

Has Kimberly Gargoyle blown Barron yet? She's like the Brooke Forrester of the tRump circle.

^ She keeps trying, but the Trumps won't give her a key to the attic

Happy Birthday Barron.

What happened to the Trumper Fraus? Don't we need to be admonished for our bad behavior?

*snicker*

And to think a grass stain ruined MY party.

R105, A grass stain? Please explain.

It might read.

Does Barry keep his pubes a full blond bush? His dong must be massive!

R40. By and large presidential children don’t get mocked in mainstream media, especially if they are underage. Neither Barron nor the Obama children were particularly targeted. The Bush children were commented on for being publicly drunk, but not much otherwise. The only egregious case of targeting a presidential child while underage was Limbaugh’s mockery of Chelsea Clinton.

White lady says what?

" The only egregious case of targeting a presidential child while underage was Limbaugh’s mockery of Chelsea Clinton. "

Yes, the guy Trump bestowed the Medal of Freedom Award... I guess Rush had the freedom to be a total asshole. God, I'm glad he's dead

Good old Fox News.

The Fox News toilet.

Glenn Beck. That shit.

How tall is Barron now? He was six feet when he was 12.

If you count the horns, 6' 2".

I'm sure glad the Right took the high road and decided not to pick on political kids... What happened to our Trumper Fraus and their fake "protect the children" bullshit?

Is this a picture of someone holding Barron in place, or is it his heel?

^ That's his 3rd arm they're always trying to hide

r113 White people have a serious hate problem. It's almost like it's ingrained in their DNA and they're genetically predisposed to be hateful and controlling. No matter the political alignment, it still manifests and they will fight you tooth and nail pointing fingers at "the other bad White people" when you call them out. It's bizarre.

It takes some really aggressive soul-searching and mental resetting for White people to come out of that mindset. Because best believe, it exists on the right and the left. I've experienced the bullshit from both, so don't try to tell me it's only one side that has this problem. It's not politics. It's the actual race/culture.

" Both sides" Troll has arrived ^^

^ This is exactly the type of bullshit I'm talking about. This shit right here.

^ Me too, what a co-inky-dinky

[quote] White people have a serious hate problem. It's almost like it's ingrained in their DNA and they're genetically predisposed to be hateful and controlling.

Being white is only one aspect of the people attacking Barron. They are mostly white, female and politically obsessed and the ones with children of their own will only attack anonymously.

R117, unfortunately they’re around protecting their own and oh yeah, Murica.

^ Future young prisoners of America

Good eye, R118.

If that’s his heel, he’s a contortionist like his mother.

And one must wonder why that cunt dressed her kid in a Green Bay hoodie R125. Ok, I'll give the answer. It's because she's an insurrectionist supporter and the Green Bay is virtue signaling about the "Green Bay Sweep", the tRump/Peter Navarro overthrow/coup plan.

I still think either she or MTG was the person that planted the bombs at the RNC and DNC. There STILL isn't a named suspect in that investigation.

[quote] Two more years until Melania can divorce Trump and take the cash, hopefully before he is forced into liquidation.

What cash. If she wanted cash, as in child support, she would have divorced before Barron turned 18.

"Come wit me, Barron, I take you to meet my girls and you get to choose favorite for your birthday gift"

[quote]you’re fucking disgusting, OP!

Isn’t that a little harsh R8? I realize that I should have typed birds instead of bird in my post. A simple “Oh, dear!” would have been sufficient.

^ Fraus think it's their God-given right to shame the world into seeing it the exact same way that they do. So far they're batting a big zero

Be careful with insulting our frau posters. They'll raid our libraries and take away our books and curate what we get to see. By not following their rules on our site, we're just showing them that they need to crack down on our learnin' too, y'all!

Be gone, bossy Fraus, your pussies have no power here

Thank you R130. I was wondering if you were gifting him with a car, a hooker or an NFT.

I’m not a frau by any means. But poor Barron can’t help the fact that his father is a grifting, egotistical megalomaniac crook and his mother is a cheap ass whore.

In many ways, I feel sorry for the poor kid.

He's an innocent victim.

He carries the mark of the beast.

^ He's the spawn of the beast and his bride of Frankenstein

We thought Ivanka would be a softener of evil hearts, and we were wrong. And some fat people here are mulling over Barron as an innocent victim, they will be wrong again.