Lizzo wants to star with Chris Evans in the Bodyguard remake

Are we to believe that Lizzie could protect Chris from all the rabid fans pawing at him?

She needs to take the hint that he has just been humoring her.

I hate to say it but they would probably cast somebody like Beyonce or Zendaya.

Seriously? LOL! This is too damn funny.

I would guess zendaya since she can actually act. The bodyguard script had been kicking around for about 15 years before it was made in 1992. Ryan O’Neal and Diana Ross were attached to it early on.

They should retitle it. Wholelottabody guard.

Does it have to be a white man? Can’t it be a black man? There aren’t enough black men in romantic lead roles.

Also, Lizzo seems to be begging for film roles. Isn’t she a novelty music act? Is that going to work?

I would love to see Chris Pine try to carry her away in his arms like Kevin Costner did with Whitney Houston. He'd have to bring out a forklift,.

Maybe she should have two Chrises.

Listening to this obese cow rap "I will always love you" will probably send Dolly to an early grave.

OP, she's going to BE that violent mob scene.

Omg too funny

Her comments make me sad

Lizzo wants white validation so bad. It's pathetic. Her fat Black girl schtick is only seen as a novelty to white middle-class woke kids. To Black people, she's just a loud ghetto chick, a dime a dozen. She does have musical talent but she does not seem to want to be taken seriously as an artist since she spends more time on social media or out in the spotlight trying to get attention and proclaim how proud she is to be "fat."

She should BE the bodyguard. No bullets are gonna penetrate that line of defense.

The bodyguard trans edition

Trans in the Kevin role

Trans in the Whitney role.

Chris, chile, you in trouble.

Lizzo is delusional. Come up with a new story to tell, girl. One that reflects and fulfills your talents, girth and screen presence. No need to cannibalize a story you are simply not suited for. Or option Mahogany. That could use a remake and I'd pay to see that. An "Airplane" for the fashion industry, better than Zoolander.

Answer to #2

He's going to let out a scream, jump on her back, heel kick her in the hip, and shout "GIDDY UP, BITCH!"

LIzzo's playing flute on stage, and playing Chris's flute offstage.

It's gonna be boffo, I tell ya!

In what universe does Lizzo think Chris Evans would find her hot?....Almost as stupid as JLO "falling in love" with fugly Owen Wilson.

I'm tired of these marginally talented pop tarts trying to disrespect Whitney's legacy with this proposed remake. Strung-out Whitney still outsang all of them.

If the sexes were reversed, Lizzo would be called out for sexual harassment and cyberbullying. Chris' looks peaked in Fantastic Four. His age is catching up to him.

Her juice ain’t worth the squeeze.

R22 And there’s also that little thing of Whitney being a beautiful woman.

It was either that or "Sink the Bismark."

Perhaps she could do a black Shallow Hal? And someone else does the skinny part?

I'm laughing my ass off picturing him trying to drag her out. First, he grabs her arm and starts dragging her out but she falls. He tries to grab her under her arms but can't get a grip because of all the sweat and mushy fat. So, he finally grabs her by the ankles and just starts yanking and yanking and yanking moving her about an inch with each yank. Eventually, he just says fuck it and leaves her there.

R21 owen wilson is sexy but is brother is hotter

Owen Wilson is gross and has a lisp-adjacent speech impediment.

Queen of the night outfit leak?

Actually it might work as a *comedy*

R32 kinda like norbit maybe?