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Gay men who pretend to be prudish are assholes

And you know who you are. Those holier than thou pricks pretending that you’re somehow above sex.

“I don’t have sex on a first date. I’m above that. I wait two years before getting intimate with someone.”

“I’m a virgin. I’m waiting for the right man.”

“I’ve never given a guy a blow job in a car, even when I was young. I would never stoop that low.”

“I don’t watch porn.”

Dude, you’re not special and no one is buying your act. No one!

by Anonymousreply 12March 15, 2022 12:32 AM

Got turned down, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1March 14, 2022 10:39 PM

OP is trollerina pretending she's a frau. Let's play.

by Anonymousreply 2March 14, 2022 10:46 PM

People who get mad over the sexual boundaries of others are borderline predatory and creepy af.

Are your options that limited where just one person with boundaries has a significant impact on your struggles with getting laid? I mean...damn.

by Anonymousreply 3March 14, 2022 11:41 PM

There must be some name for the mental illness for someone who assumes if he is a slut, everyone is a slut.

by Anonymousreply 4March 15, 2022 12:10 AM

OP is obviously a brazen harlot!

Shame!!! Shame!!! Shame!!!

by Anonymousreply 5March 15, 2022 12:14 AM

I’m a prude. Believe me, I am not pretending.

Unfortunately.

Drugs help.

by Anonymousreply 6March 15, 2022 12:14 AM

DLers clutch more pearls than dick.

by Anonymousreply 7March 15, 2022 12:15 AM

Did you just get out of prison, OP?

by Anonymousreply 8March 15, 2022 12:20 AM

La Senatrice is every inch a lady until her second bourbon and Pepsi. Then it’s ass up and all dicks welcomed.

by Anonymousreply 9March 15, 2022 12:21 AM

OP is grinding her pearls to dust because her grindr trick rejected her.

by Anonymousreply 10March 15, 2022 12:22 AM

Well, the i-de-a!

by Anonymousreply 11March 15, 2022 12:30 AM

There's no prude like an old whore.

by Anonymousreply 12March 15, 2022 12:32 AM
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