Lady Gaga’s look to the Critics Choice Awards…

Nothing about this look is flattering.

Udderly distasteful.

[quote]Styled by Tom Eerebout and Sandra Amador, the striking gown was made of multiple pieces, including black pasties, a black lace turtleneck shrug, and a pastel yellow skirt featuring a dramatic mermaid train adorned with sparkly sequins. For accessories, Gaga chose diamond earrings and a bracelet from Tiffany & Co.

Wtf, Tom and Sandra?

I think she’s wearing her COVID masks incorrectly.

Reductive

There is a lot of pancake boob dresses this year in the red carpet.

Cleavage isn't her friend.

She looks 50.

Is she a hooker now?

We come in peace.

Those saggy titties need support. Does she not have a stylist? Very unflattering dress.

Her face is pretty from the right angles, but her stylists seem to have it in for her. Is this a cruel prank?

Saggy grandma tits.

Yellow eyeshadow? She needs a complete re-style.

No and no!

tragic

XD Thanks for the laugh, OP

Revolting. She wore a meat dress and had someone throw up on her. Disgusting. 🗑️😷

What time were the Bafta awards? Her Critics Choice Awards dress would have been unflattering regardless but two formal events in one day in two different countries is a lot.

My Eyes! My Eyes!

Jesus, that's an ugly dress.

Worse, it reeks of desperation.

*sigh* It's hard to see the great ones fall.

That reminds me, I need to get some oatmilk on my way home from the office tomorrow.

Desperate.

When I see a dress like that at an awards show, I have but one thought....Fuck it, I miss Joan Rivers so much!

Look at my saggy titties everybody! Jesus, old hag madonna has better tits than her.

She should arrived in that egg thing she was gestating in, a dozen years ago.

Also the excessive plastic surgery has mad her look like e.t.

The Sydney Sweeney troll is back!

That looks painful.....and hideous.

Her tits have always been a horror! Fug rack!

[quote]Cleavage isn't her friend.

Or our friend, either.

She should have saved that outfit for the Sag Awards.

Ok r33, now THAT was clever!!!!!

Nobody could save that dress. It's horrifying.

She would have looked better in a burqa.

That’s how women’s natural breasts look. We are so use to implants. That being said - still not flattering.

Tough colors to wear.

R37, no. Not all women. It’s kind of luck and genetics.

And if they do, and the woman CARES, there are all kinds of products and garments to lift them up. They’re available everywhere, for a few bucks.

GaGa has to enter a tailored phase. That's all there is to it. Yes, it's possible to wear a more severe, covered look and still look fresh.

Sharon Stone does it all the time.

R37 lol not true, there are women with natural breaststroke that look intently better than this hags milkers.

Hideous.

Some women have natural tits that are perky and nice.

Much younger women, r43!

The sad thing is that she didn’t realize how bad they looked. If mine looked like that, I’d ask for some tape and fix the damn things.

[quote]If mine looked like that, I’d ask for some tape and fix the damn things.

Not sure tape would do the job. A crane, maybe.

In my lifetime I’ve seen all kinds of breasts at all ages. Some young women have saggy and flat breasts, some older women have full and perky ones.

The point is that Gaga had a million options and she failed to avail herself of any option of them. She showed off her unsupported and unfortunate breasts and now we are arguing about them.

Thanks, stupid Gaga.

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This woman cannot control her need to become the centre of attention at ANY cost, can she? No matter how many albums of standards she might release and how humble and understated she pretends to be once everyone has reached the point of saturation, she always comes back with something ridiculous to get attention.

Well, all I can say is that at least this time she isn't wearing a meat dress, she isn't looking like a galactic sea urchin, a metallic rubbish bin bags or a walking heap of dead frogs.

Mine look like hers in OP -- but I have an excuse: I'm 63.

R48 she is sucking her stomach in SO HARD in that still!

Frau view - she needs dresses like this custom-tailored because she’s short, plus her boobs sit higher-up, and the clothing she’s wearing is made for taller or longer-waisted women. Especially if she’s going to wear stuff cut down to her naval, it needs to be shaped for where her boobs actually fall. Instead, her boobs are getting smushed down and pancaked.

R48 When she has a kid she'll lose the fullness of the tits and they'll sag to her belly buton.

Sydney Sweeny would also look awful in this because those cups are too small/harsh.

They’re not even cups. They’re like those little bags that dog walkers carry to put the poop in. Or, as someone upthread said, masks.

She has perfectly nice breasts in r48. They just need to be softly supported, not dragged down.

The breasts aren’t perfect. They look flat on top and rounder on the bottom.

Her body is fine. No need to go after that. The dress is ugly af tho. Even if it was on someone who pulls it off better, it's just not a nice dress. Terrible choice.

Agreed, r57,

Not my Red Carpet Hall-of-Famer Angelina Jolie, nor Charlize Theron, Halle Berry and my current fave of the Red Carpet, Zendaya could make that thing look good.

It can't make up its mind; there just entirely too much going on with it.

I love Yellow. I love Black. No human, however, can pull off combining the two. Bees, wasps and hornets own those colors. Don't even try.

Black Sheer is always a good choice, but you have to commit to it. No half-assed, semi-accessory thingy. It just looks costumey.

The misplaced stomach decolletage. 'nuff said. Add in a train to punctuate this trainwreck. No comment on the black spider-eyes breast muffins. It's all been said.

But again, What was GaGa thinking? She wasn't, because desperation clouded her judgment. An insecure woman wants to wear this dress.

Well, I've always been a fan of Gaga's off-beat, get-ups. She's too mature for those now. She needs Sharon Stone's stylist.

And hem piping!

[quote] I love Yellow. I love Black. No human, however, can pull off combining the two. Bees, wasps and hornets own those colors. Don't even try.

I disagree, it can be done but it is not for everyone. I have found it is one of my best color combinations. I get many compliments when I wear yellow and black, but it is a combination I find horrible on most other people. This dress, however, wouldn't work on anyone.

When I first glanced OP's photo, I honest to God thought the aliens had landed and we were being invaded.

More like Sylvia Sydney, OP.

I came here just to say this to the fucking women out there...NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR SAGGY TITS!!!

you make yourself look ugly and old as fuck! those tits are soooo fucking saggy!!!

Those are some National Geographic saggy pancake titties.

R48, that must be an old picture. her tits are really saggy now. I saw her singing with Tony Bennett at Radio City Music Hall and she was also wearing something that showed her saggy tits.

[quote]Much younger women, [R43]!

Both were born in 1986...

And Kyla has had 2 babies.

R65 Damn the man has dementia, he didn't need to see a young woman with saggy tits, that probably just confused him more. Like, "they tell me she is young, but those tits hang more than my balls."

Nashty. 🤮 As someone noted upthread, Madonna’s boobage is more perky.

Poor thing is just unattractive (even with all the makeup and plastic surgery) and has never been sexy at all. I don't think I've ever heard a straight guy call her pretty or hot.

Sock puppets for her breasts. Play with meeeeee

R69 I knew a few that thought she was when she first came on the scene because she was "mysterious" but then she basically started dressing like, "I'm not mysterious just crazy," and they got over it.

What mirror does Gagme use? Those stylists must hate her fucking guts, but cheers to them for getting her to wear that hideous get-up.

58, I'm with you on that. There's no different body shape, vibe, or attitude that could make that thing look good. Someone else could wear it a little better but it would never look good. It's just horribly designed. I'm not even offended by the black and yellow so much as the 638 ideas they tried to cram into this one dress. Sequins, crystals, velvet, satin, lace, cut outs, mermaid silhouette, yellow, black, modest length, tits out, gloves... It looks like shit. Probably some drunk intern designed it and some out of touch director approved it thinking it edgy or something. Idk but it just looks terrible. -57

Handy compartments for those cbd infused gummy bears.

If you look at the very first pic as a whole, it looks like a magnified view of a bee or a bee costume. Her boobs are its eyes.

Her titties are sagging…………

She looks hot. You can clearly see why straight guys are crazy about her.

I know no one is looking at her face, but she and Madonna are getting very close to being twins. It's hard to believe that Gaga is only 35 years old . Madonna's excuse is that she's 63 years old. Gaga is way too young for that amount of plastic surgery.

It reminds me of Jean Delville's "Idol of Perversity"

Put it away, dear. Everyone has already seen it.

Twice

At first glance I thought her bra had broken in the middle.

What’s up with her mouth in all of those pics??

Anna Nicole Smith wore shit like this, but she had the rack to fill it in. I remember her wearing a pink number that fit very similar to this, and she looked amazing. Gaga desperately wants to be seen as a sex symbol, but she just doesn't have the goods. The main problem is her eyes. They are so deep set, she looks like a witch. And she tries to do the bedroom eyes thing, but she's just so fug. Bless her heart.

r82 And you are, my dear ? An ex miss universe ?

Mmmmmmyeah. She needs some "tasteful 'A's". Just sayin'.

Pancake tits & she HASN'T given birth = EPIC FAIL.

I thought it was strange when, on the red carpet, she belted out "We Belong Together" apropos of nothing.

R78 - she's only 35???!!! I thought she was in her early 40s, but in OP's pic she looks closer to mid-50s. Yikes!

Tits-a-droopin'!

Anything for attention, that one.

I sure wouldn’t be exposing my two gym socks filled with pennies

Her dirty pillows seem to have lost half their stuffing.

She has National Geographic tits!

Looks like she’s got roaches on her big tits

I applaud La Gaga's talents and all the achievements they've both accomplished thus far.

Roach tits

She looks great dressed up like drag queen

Those flapjacks make Madonna's BBL look palatable.

So sexy so saggy

Some women just age better than others. Totally just luck of the old genetic roulette table as to who ages like fine wine while others age like spilled milk.

The homeless broad at the 72nd street train station looks better than this mess in a dress.

I haven't seen titties that sad since Irene Cara's raisinettes.

Is there proof she was born in 1986? I have a hard time believing she’s 35.

The dress is as ugly as her face.

[quote]Is there proof she was born in 1986? I have a hard time believing she’s 35.

I have a hard time believing she's 45.

Sad pancake tits.

The gown is garbage, and would send a designer home if it were featured on "Project Runway'". But Gucci is allowing Alessandro Michele to create this sort of thing, and market the brand with it. I know the Tom Ford years are long gone, but I'd love to see what someone with taste like Maria Grazia Chiuri (who has been WONDERFUL at Dior) would do with Gucci as a brand.

But I guess as long as profits and brand visibility are up, Michele will continue to do more of the same.

If Lady Gaga still wants Hollywood to take her seriously as an actress, maybe she should stop showing up on red carpets dressed like a prostitution whore.

R77 Lmao, no str8 guy is hot for her drag queen looking ass.

Stefanie, I think your shoulder pads have fallen out.

I’ve never met a straight man who found her hot, and when she first came out most thought she was a transvestite.

Her and Katy Perry came out around the same time. Perry had the larger straight man audience. GaGa had the gays.

Fat, saggy, no muscle tone, flat cow udders!! Fucking Gross as shit. GAGDA GOTS THE CASH, GET THOSE SAGGY FAT TITS FIXED.

Why do you bitches keep saying even Madonna’s are better? Madonna’s are new and enhanced.

To R100...."COCO TITS" as I drunkenly screamed out in the movies in Chicago

R37 = self-deluding frau with small, saggy tits. That is NOT what all natural women's breasts look like.

Sydney Sweeney, as OP mentioned, has much larger natural breasts and even hers are fuller and firmer.

And before you bring up age, Marisa Tomei, who is much older than Gaga, had a flawless natural rack and body in The Wrestler.

Gaga just has shit genes.

It's the dress.

It's always funny when someone ugly just keeps getting plastic surgery. Then have to cake on all that makeup on top of it and STILL look basic. Haha. At what point do you accept that you will never be pretty and should probably do some soul searching.

GAGDA should go to Brazil. get a body lift, face done, get those flat tits lifted-tightened. I have 3 clients (my favorites) who had them lifted, fixed, and body& face lift done after giving birth to 3 or 4 children. They look awesome now in their late 60's early 70's.

The dress, if it can be called that, is like a flashback to late-night commercials for those "Girls Gone Wild" videos, in which young women would pull up their shirts to expose their tits, which where covered by black bars so the commercial would be allowed to air.

^^^Too funny

. . . which were covered by black bars . . .

She seems so fake to me. She came out in the late 2000s and promoted herself as this avant-garde and unique entity who gave no fucks what others thought of her. Now she is overexposed, makes radio-friendly music and became this Hollywood celebrity that won't take a break from the spotlight. She's just as vain and insincere as every other A-list celebrity. She now reminds me of Justin Timberlake and Beyonce now back during 2006 to 2012 when both were hogging up the spotlight and getting cast in so many Hollywood movies.

^^^DUH. She was a phony the minute I laid eyes on her. With that getting drunk dance song that all the little queers loved. Haha. The Haus Of Gaga worshipped and copied Madonna. Ask Leah. 😏

Now she's trying to be Whitney Houston by doing the Hollywood pop star shuffle though she lacks Whitney's voice, poise and beauty. Gaga isn't an addict (to my knowledge), so that's one advantage.

I think she's very pretty and hot! R69 , R109

I think it's clear Gaga is insecure about her looks. It makes sense why she dressed up in that weird, over-the-top styles to detract away from her looks which were plain (she's not ugly but just average and goofy-looking at angles). Especially since she would be compared to the other female pop stars like Katy, Britney, Beyonce and Rihanna. It was a great ploy but once she dumped her eccentric art hoe style, she now tries to be sultry and sexy in revealing outfits.

This hillbilly kid knows what he's talking about.

Ok this thread started out funny but now it's just turned into a misogynistic free-for-all and sounds more than a little like a Meghan Markle thread.

Hideous. Her face is also jacked.

She has smaller boobs but somehow they look shaggy in this dress

The green Ralph Lauren dress was more successful!

Henious

[quote]Henious

Not familiar with this word. Does it mean "full of hen"?

I dont know much about fashion, but I don’t think black socks on chest flaps is an especially fetching look.

Sag awards..

Her chest is giving me 80s Dynasty realness!

She owns controlling interest in the company, bitch!

She looks like she's getting a motorboat from Mickey Mouse

Anyone have any syrup?

Her BAFTAs dress wasn't good, not flattering at all for her chest. She's also fucked with her face way too much lately - it looks waxy. I thought she was wanting to be taken more seriously as an actress, but messing with her face is not going to help with serious roles.