I feel like committing Harikari

Self-disembowelment sounds fun!!!

I feel like committing Harajuku.

May your long knife be sharp

[quote] and Fashists out there.

I blame it on Project Runway. Suddenly, everyone thinks they know fashion.

Harumph.

HaHaHa. Fashists, I get it.

Don't start sentences with "because," dear.

I feel like wearing Hai Karate.

It's spelled Harry Carey OP and he died years ago, unless you are talking about Harry Caray and he died years ago also, nothing to commit.

Hairy Carey should be a drag name

[quote]Brandon, don't you come home without your brother or I'll commit Hare Krishna!

Hanging yourself with your intestines is always impressive.

R10 is a video but DL link preview makes it look like an image

R12- We appreciate the effort.

How the fuck is that supposed to help anything?

Will you be doing this on your Only Fans account?

OP should try Kiri Dippi instead.

Could you please learn how the ritual is performed first, so you don’t embarrass yourself, and the greater DL community? No one likes an amateur.

Video or it didn't happen

Your suffering brings such tears to my eyes!

It's harakiri unless you're taking Hairy Carrie to a psyche ward.

Show your an honorable OP, commit seppuku.

R6 = exhibit one for "vile cunt".

In fact, you are all vile cunts.

Can I have your stuph?

I think you’re supposed to recruit someone to serve as a second, OP. If you start the ceremony and then look like you can’t carry it out, that person obligingly chops your head off so you won’t disgrace yourself by failing.

TL;DR: you’ve really gotta mean it if you want to do it right and I’d bet you could find someone right here who’d like to help.

I feel like Tippi Hedren.

I feel like tipping over.

[quote] Show your an honorable OP

Oh, dear!

The idea of DLer being OP's second like r25 suggests is hilarious to me. Some 60-something guy with a katana in one hand, the Wikipedia page for "seppuku" open on his phone in the other, his readers sliding down his nose as he tries to pronounce the word "kaishakunin," all while silently worrying if the kimono makes his ass look fat.

For you, R29.

“You want someone to do WHAT?

“Oh. Well, I was planning to make some nice pork chops and watch a movie, but if you come over around 5:00 I could try.

“Does it have to be a kimono, though? Oh, never mind, I have a caftan with a dragon on it. Anyway, Bradley doesn’t like it when people play with his swords, so we’ll need to make it snappy. You’ll need to leave before he gets here at 7:00.

“Oh, wait, wait! Are you really going to be DEAD? Think of the mess! And who’s going to take your corpse away? No, no, this isn’t going to work. Why do you NEVER give anyone enough notice?

“No. I’ve decided. You’ll have to ask Steve. He went to Chinatown once. He’ll know what to do.”

There was a time when someone should have committed Mariah Carey.

It's HARA-KIRI (gut-cut). "Harikari" means you want to borrow a needle.

You don't know that he doesn't, r32.

I would never let a Datalounger second me at Seppuku. First, they would faint at the first sign of blood. Second , they would never ruin a snow white silk dress. Third, they would "Oh-Dear" my death poem. And you can't swing a sword precisely in a Kimono.

Never put off until tomorrow...

Bad spellers, OP you misspelled Fascists as Fashists, gurl you be crazy. lol

Well, did you, OP?

Say hello to Betty White for me!

Seppuku? Tell that spooky bitch to stay in her well!

あなたは私に死んでいる！

^意味わからない。もう一度やってみてください。

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Op says harikari but it's just Kabuki.

R36 Not cute

[quote] あなたは私に死んでいる！

間違った。直してあげようか。

ーー＞私には、あんたが死んだのようだ。

[quote]I feel like committing Harikari

I feel like watching Harakiri

Show your honorable hole.

I felt like committing Harry Carey, Jr; God, he sucked.

I could never do it. Disembowelments are reportedly extremely stinky.

It's not like you'll be around very long to smell it, r48.

Yeah, but he doesn’t want to go to that great cruising ground in the sky with that as his last whiff.

Somebody call me?

It's actually called "harakiri" or "seppuku."

[quote] Seppuku (切腹, 'cutting [the] belly'), sometimes referred to as harakiri (腹切り, lit. 'abdomen/belly cutting', a native Japanese kun reading), is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment. It was originally reserved for samurai in their code of honor but was also practiced by other Japanese people during the Shōwa period (particularly officers near the end of World War II) to restore honor for themselves or for their families.