Russian Datalounger Chains Himself to McDonalds in Desperation

Homeboy is 32

He’s about the right size for the average DLer, he’s only missing the caftan.

How American of him

Shameless.

I think he's tremendous.

толстые шлюхи радуются

No more Big Macs to him. Traditional borscht soup will suit him well.

lol at thread title

What fun. Silly public theatrics while their country is occupying another, destroying its infrastructure and slaughtering civilians. hahahahahahahahahha

OMG, the humanity...

I can't even imagine....

Why did he chain himself?

Is that our Boris?

McDonalds is open in Ukraine. He can defect, join the Ukrainian Army and enjoy bacon and egg McMuffins for snidanok.

His father must be so proud of him!

R12, no that's not me. I swear.

R11, today is the last day McDonald’s is officially open in Russia. So there were some crowds saying their farewells. Also an iconic location. Its the site of the very first McDonald’s in the former Soviet Union.

But apparently, they are just going to re-brand and re-open in few months as all technology, staff, and facilities are fully functioning and all ingredients are also made locally.

Meanwhile, McDonald's has just donated every piece of their Russian infrastructure to Vlad.

No wonder he's so upset. It looks like every meal he's ever had in his life came from McDonalds.

The Fat Whore Avenger

I bet Vlad won't pay the workers as much as the real McDonald's does.

Actually, his father is a painter/artist, NOT a pianist.

Looking at his Instagram he is a very proud fatty.

[quote]But apparently, they are just going to re-brand and re-open in few months as all technology, staff, and facilities are fully functioning and all ingredients are also made locally.

Good luck with that. The civilized world cut off the internet and credit card access from Russia. You can starve assholes.

R22,

R22,

He's a DLer for sure!

Fat Whores Unite!!!

Back to the breadline Svetlana !

[quote]I think he's tremendous.

I think he's humongous.

McDonald’s got these fat Russian fucks addicted to saturated fats and high-fructose corn syrup, and now it’s been cut off and they’re ready to cut a bitch.

R23 and R24, we don’t accept that Chinese shit. DECLINED!!

We fat whores are tired of being pushed around! We're revolting!

A Big Mac drop for our fellow Russian Dataloungers!

They need to make him march all the way to Ukraine.

They'll send him to work in the wheat fields with a sickle. They love their sickles. He's got enough fat on him to keep him going for three months....

I love the Russian and/or Chinese trolls who are convinced Russia can rebrand the existing McDonalds’ and use Chinese payment systems.

If McDonalds’ business model could be easily replicated, it wouldn’t be worth tens of billions of dollars. Besides, even the Mecca of IP theft, China, has nearly 3,500 McDonalds franchises. Maybe Russian stores will be able to restock through other countries, but it’s surprising how the food doesn’t always translate…and people will notice.

[quote] We fat whores are tired of being pushed around! We're revolting!

You certainly are!

R16 we'll see what's left when the military is done raiding mcnugget fryers for tank parts.

If I was McDonalds, I’d strip it all to the bare walls. If running a fast food restaurant is so easy, Russia can simply buy the equipment from abroad and…oh wait.

He's quite funny.

Макдоналдс

[quote]We fat whores are tired of being pushed around!

Not as tired as they are trying to push your fat bodies.

Poor Luka

Rolex? Hashish? Co-Cola?

Moobs In Revolt!

How fucking awful must Russia be, when a McDonald’s is the only thing you have to live for?

Nyet, nyet, Fillet (O-Fish)

He protests fat.

“In six weeks, they’ll reopen under another name!”

McFamine?

McWarmongers

All their ingredients are locally sourced, r48. Russia being the world's largest producer of grain, they won't be running out of buns for starters.

I realize Vlad is a short-sighted idiot, but I doubt he’s going to use Russia’s limited resources on supplying the country’s McWarcrimes franchises with buns.

I felt the same way when they discontinued the McRib. I would've protested but no one was around to pry me out of bed that day.

He can still eat Papa John's Pizza. But shoul we?

[R50] - this poor guy looks like he has plenty of buns all on his own.

"Russian Datalounger" lmao

Now renaming to… Dyadya Vanya… whatever that means

They can rebrand all they want, what good is it when the Ruble is worth less than one American penny?

As of 3/17/2022

1 RUB = 0.00961783 - USD

The father is hot, if that's actually him.

Laura Loomer is claiming credit for inspiring this guy.

Russia already makes fake Coke that taste awful and nobody buys, McFake burgers won't do any better

" Russia being the world's largest producer of grain, they won't be running out of buns for starters. "

That's it, they'll serve buns and vodka... Yum!

McDonald's isn't what it used to be. Not in Moscow, not anywhere.

The Shamrock ☘️ McFlurry can be irresistible

R56 When I think greasy meat sandwiches, I think Anton Chekhov!

Comrade John’s

Putin just signed a law allowing Russia to retain the intellectual property, so they might actually retain the name.

"McDonald's isn't what it used to be. Not in Moscow, not anywhere. "

In Russia it's considered a 5-Star restaurant