Major dollface alert!

Dollface thread.

Can one of you fat whores please explain "dollface" to me?

Is it a rescue lamb?

[quote]Can one of you fat whores please explain "dollface" to me?

No. You're too dumb, clearly.

My birthday is here at last!

A birthday goes by so fast.

My dog does that, pawing at me as if to say, "Pet me, slave! Pet me, now!"

I generally oblige.

Doll+face=dollface, you dumb bozo, R2.

There's a song to go with this thread.

OP needs to die in a fucking CUNT fire.

^ tufftalk - butch type, probably bi.

He looks delicious.

Can't wait for Greek Easter this year!

OP has cats on her checks and eats her feelings.

She has LOTS OF FEELINGS.

Baby lamb is a dollface. Thank you for sharing the cuteness, OP.

They're so cute when young, you could eat them... not so much as adults - but I saw a clip of the most adorable dollface type adult sheep recently, I wish I could find it. They were SO cute. OP would love them.

I've seen this before. It's sad because he's going to be killed for his flesh. Or has already.

[quote]It's sad because he's going to be killed for his flesh.

Maybe they'll keep him alive for milk or/& wool.

MARY! has a little lamb

sheep are too much of a hassle. messy nasty things and you're constantly having to go chase the welsh out of their pens.

goats are a better investment

The lamb is cute and the guy, from what I can see, looks hot.

I'm sure DL will find something to bitch about though.

[quote]They're so cute when young, you could eat them... not so much as adults -

You just reminded me of the time my mother dragged me to a "baby shower" about twenty years ago. It was actually for the adoption of an Asian toddler. The proud would-be parents passed around the latest photos that everyone was oohing and aahing at. One elderly woman (grandmother or great-aunt) remarked matter-of-factly, "Adorable! It's a shame they're so ugly when they're grown," Everyone paused for a few moments, not knowing how to react. Deep inside I was laughing hysterically. Later on the ride back home, my mom and I couldn't stop laughing. It was so random. 😂

R19, sadly that's what Elanor Roosevelt said about Jewish child refugees from Europe.

[quote]Can one of you fat whores please explain "dollface" to me?

I think it stems from Dolly the sheep. The first animal to be cloned. She was a big sensation in the late '90s. Named after Dolly Parton and everyone thought she was so cute when she was "born."

"Is it a rescue lamb? "

Yep, rescued in time for Easter dinner

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead

Now Mary takes her lamb to school

Between two pieces of bread.

It's called "animal husbandry". Yes, they're raised to be eaten. And a decent human will protect them from harm and fear their entire lives. A warm place to sleep and bear kids. Genuine affection. A place to sleep out of the rain. Good food every day of the year.

The price of comfort and care is, well, you're killed and eaten.

Seems like a good bargain. It's horrible for animals to be constantly hunted and subject to intestinal worms, disease, and insects.

But keep believing that lunch just came out of nowhere and meat comes pre-wrapped in styrofoam and plastic wrap.

Instead of transing kids they should be learning how to hunt and how a slaughterhouse operates.

[quote] Is it a rescue lamb?

They were slaughtering the spring lambs.

The nasty posts have taken over. Maybe they're right, the reality is this little babe probably didn't have long.

Marry me, r20

R27, I wasn't making a joke though. She did say that early on, and later had an about-face and advocated for their acceptance as refugees.

I assumed you were quoting her in an attempt at dark humor, r20.

Despite her "about-face" later, it really was a shitty thing to say, but it was so unexpected to see that in this thread that I couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity.

What did she actually say?

Mmmmmm that lamb looks delicious. I hope he tasted very good.

There are people who don't know this term?!

Ever heard of "Guys and Dolls"?

According to the OED, "doll" was a word for "mistress" from the mid-16th C. Also a nickname for "Dorothy." Today it denotes an attractive woman.

So "dollface" in this instance connotes an abundance of cuteness.

Oh, come on, this little guy is cute too. He's call Chicken McNugget

[quote] It's called "animal husbandry". Yes, they're raised to be eaten. And a decent human will protect them from harm and fear their entire lives. A warm place to sleep and bear kids. Genuine affection. A place to sleep out of the rain. Good food every day of the year.

A decent human wouldn't breed animals so they can be killed, torn apart, and eastern.

There was a cool t-shirt with a drawing of a sweet little lamb. It said "What kind of asshole eats a lamb?"

If a person in the contemporary developed world eats animals after watching animal slaughter, he or she is a sociopath or psychopath. I've been acquainted with a few of the type (hunters and a kid who showed me a video of slaughter) and stayed far away. They invariably committed betrayal, fraud, and/or worse on others.

Wow! OP's little lamb looks delicious! Now I have a hankering for a gyro plate.

[quote] so they can be killed, torn apart, and eastern

Are you from North, R34?

It's funny I'd forgotten this. When I was a kiddie we had a cottage in the country about an hour from London and on the other side of our stream were fields of sheep. On summer evenings I'd fall asleep to the sounds of lambs calling out to their moms and the moms calling them back. I guess you could call it a dollface memory.

Nice to remember something nice for a change.

So we're hissing to protect "dollface" but posters had heavy period flow days over "bearking?"

Beardog.

^ What on earth are you talking about? All I know is it's not good.

I don't like dogs like that, R39 - the gay looks good though.

Bah Ram Ewe!

Bah! Ram! EWE!

[quote] the gay looks good though.

R41, why do you think the guy at R39 is gay?

He looks gay, doesn't he?

R34, I promise to consume only Western animals.

That is the action I do when I want to get my partners attention, followed by a nice rub. Heaven.

Is it true that chicken nuggets are made from chicks? One chick per nugget?

You know OP'S video's had THIRTY MILLION VIEWS? Now you know.

I don’t know about goats

Omg, Cutie-lamb acts just like my cats when i quit scratching/rubbing them. Put their paws on my hand to say "More, Bitch! MORE!!!"

Is there such a thing as miniature sheep? I'd love to have a little lambie that stays little.

Clarice, are the lambs still screaming?

There are people on Instagram that pose their lambs and even grown sheep with flower garlands and wearing fuzzy pajamas. They are spotlessly clean and obviously a lot of work goes into it because they are white-furred and squeaky clean with no dirt at all. They photograph and video them every day and post how cute they are jumping on things. They make a living off doing this. So don’t assume every lamb ends up a lamb sandwich. They make money off them in other ways. If you had a monetized account with thirty million views, you wouldn’t be killing the lamb that laid the golden egg either.

Time to go vegan.

Was that momma's legs towards the end?

[quote] Was that momma's legs towards the end?

Leg O'Lamb

That gay guy is Henry Cavill.

[quote] That gay guy is Henry Cavill.

Why does R41 think he's gay just based on that picture?

R56 I'd forgotten what his lip looked like.

[quote]Why does [R41] think he's gay just based on that picture?

Because he looked like a total homo to me. A gay guy with his dog.

I've never seen him in a movie - but I have seen pics of him around, now it's clarified who he is. He was Superman, right?

Anyway why did the guy who posted the pic post it on here when this is about lambs, just out of the blue?

[quote]Is there such a thing as miniature sheep? I'd love to have a little lambie that stays little.

As I posted earlier - there is a breed of sheep that continue to look adorable as adults, I saw them on a TV show about getting people to date lonely farmers. They were SO cute.

So cute

Only in DL will a supercute post about a lamb be followed by the insane ravings of a thousand bitter queens

I think you're projecting, R62.