Loewe, Paris.
While Europe teeters on the brink, watch a parade of hideous scarecrows clomp gracelessly over shit-brown 70s shag with Kleenex boxes and elephant testicles nailed to their feet.
Not a single outfit is salvageable.
Oh I have seen much worse. This one has wearable pieces.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 11, 2022 11:20 PM |
Your intro is maahvelous, OP.
Delicious snark deserves an accolade.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | March 11, 2022 11:21 PM |
Time to admit fashion has become pure trash.
Just throw something at the wall and hope it sticks, this seems to be the level of creativity. Or, let's see how far we can go, then dupe some rich morons.
'Fashion' has become all about clueless insecure people with more money than functioning brains.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 11, 2022 11:23 PM |
Isn't this haute couture, not ready to wear?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 11, 2022 11:25 PM |
I like the dresses.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 11, 2022 11:26 PM |
Versace would never.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 11, 2022 11:29 PM |
R4 No, it's ready to wear. Loewe doesn't do HC. Maybe they think this is haute couture in their minds, but Loewe is not a member of the Chambre Syndicale de la Haute Couture (MARY!).
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 11, 2022 11:29 PM |
R3, quelle horreur! You do not recognize the innate elegance of the rubber duck banana peel vagina motif?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 11, 2022 11:32 PM |
The recent Valentino show was great, beautiful clothes, but not sure about the Barbie doll Pink shade used on every item.
The six inch platform heels were absurd and the outside clown show of 'guests' was quite funny, however, the actual clothes on the runway were definitely beautiful.
For Euphoria fans, Zendaya was there in the first row, she looked great, she's tall and thin enough to pull off these clothes.
Zendaya with Anthony Hamilton, the race car driver.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 11, 2022 11:35 PM |
I am fashion model. I wear kiddie car. Kiddie car is fashion. I have good drug.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 11, 2022 11:36 PM |
How 'Lowe' can they go?!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 11, 2022 11:36 PM |
R9, she's a lovely girl, but that outfit is a fucking mess and her makeup weighs more than her chair.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 11, 2022 11:42 PM |
Watch it, Bitches. I had NOTHING to do with those outfits.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 12, 2022 12:12 AM |
R1, ye jest.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 12, 2022 12:19 AM |
[quote]This one has wearable pieces.
Sure, wearable kiddie cars!
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 12, 2022 12:34 AM |