Watch fatass Ted Cruz climb out of an 18-wheeler

He's a cuck

[quote] Watch fatass Ted Cruz climb out of an 18-wheeler

I didn't know that he and his wife released a sex tape.

Middle-aged, dad bod doofus. Even his kids hate him

LOL, thanks OP. I've seen him in person and he's actually very tall. In that footage, he looks like a walrus.

[quote]Watch fatass Ted Cruz climb out of an 18-wheeler

Popular entertainment has really gone downhill.

He’s purposely gaining weight so he can seem like just one of the people.

He has scrubbed every trace of Harvard and Goldman Sachs.

Including a fake southern accent.

Rafael Cruz is a Cuban from canada and now he’s fashioned himself as a hillbilly trucker.

He’s Garrison Keiller’s older, uglier sister.

Hah—one person clapped. And then seemed to stop because he was embarrassed to be the only person clapping.

His father killed JFK, Trump sad so

^ *said*

There’s a very good chance this is the next rethug Republican presidential nominee. It will be down again to Plump and Cruz. If Plump bows out then it goes to Lyin’ Ted.

Rick “batboy” Scott seems to have given up the White House and wants the senate leadership job from Mitch. He just might get it too.

In some ways, the senate leadership is the better gig. And bat boy seems to have figured that out.

Cruz, DeSantis and Trump... 3 tons of Republican fun

Did the truck have the WIDE LOAD sign hanging from the back? It should have, hauling that cargo around. Somebody bring over the forklift before Teddy falls and can't get up.

How much does Rafael Cruz pay the ass kisser to applaud his every move?

His wife is a cunty bitch but I feel for her having to toil under that belly! I bet Lyin' Ted is a stress eater.

^ She already tried to off herself once

Only once? That is impressive.

Wouldn't it have been more effective for her to off Ted?

That video was hilarious. Him scaling down the side of a truck. There was one guy who stepped forward as if to help.

Good to know ole Ted cares about "truckers' the other 364 days of the year, year after year! (sarcasm obviously!)...

If Ted is a stress eater he must have started a life of constant anxiety and panic the first time his hooves kicked out of his mother's cunt.

It's images like this that the term 'Wide Load' was created. Jesus what a Fat Fuck he is!

I wish he would have fallen off that damn truck. Head first.

He has the build of Chief Wiggum.

Lyin' Ted is so fat, can he even see his dick anymore? And how does he warshe back there? He's so big!

Damn, maybe his dad really did kill JFK?

He should get one of those bells that go BEEP, BEEP, BEEP when he backs that dump truck up.

He's thinking "Dear God, please don't make me fall!!"

Wide Load Cruz