Cock makes Taron Egerton collapse!

Dehydration?

Lay off the white stuff, lad.

His neck mole revolted.

Did all his blood rush to his naked pecker?

I'm tired and emotional!

He just needs a good bowl of soup.

I'm getting on a plane!

Taron, get up, we love you

Very suspicious.

The rest of the performances should have a fainting couch onstage.

He swooned!

[quote]Cock makes Taron Egerton collapse!

Ok, for the last time, it looks like a cock

but it's actually called a "butt plug"

"And the latest play in Manhattan is COCK!"

Cock blocked!

It was my fault.

How humiliating.

Meth

Chest pain? How many jabs?

I can’t breathe.

I can't breath!

He posted on Instagram before the performance with flowers that a friend had sent. Were they poisoned?

vaxxes

Really? Usually cock makes him excited!

R21, that’d be VERY Adriana Lecouvreur, but the real explanation is probably far more humdrum.

So happy to find another Adriana Lecouvreur fan! I was going to make the same comment.

He swooned at the sight of me

What’s wrong with her?

But is his collapse complete?

Since Jonathan Bailey was in the cast did anyone notice?

R26, understandably so.

Embarrassing

MARY!

He may be difficult to insure in future projects, since he does a lot of action pics

What is Cock about?

Here's his Instagram post from today.

How many times has he 'played gay' now?

[quote]Taron Egerton Collapses On Stage During First Night Of New Play, Understudy Finishes Show

They were lucky I was available to step in.

[quote]What is Cock about?

Cock.

^ Chickens?

Too much cock?

I heard it was during the scene where he questions his gayness

Who hasn't collapsed from cock before?

Does this show have brief nudity? At least I thought I read the original production did.

Buck would have never fainted from cock onstage.

What the hell? Why did he just collapse? Is this nerves, is this drugs? Is this starving himself to look good on stage?

The gingerish actor in red in the video at R36 is Rob Mallard, an openly gay actor who plays a straight character (one of Ken Barlow's sons) in Coronation Street.

I've seen a few interviews that Taron has done to promote Cock, and in one he talked about his privilege - being white, male and cisgender - but didn't mention straight. None of the interviews have asked him about being a straight actor in a gay role, something Jonathan Bailey is repeatedly asked about in his interviews and is a constant question in anything related to GAY INTEREST projects.

Before Kingsman was released there was some speculation about him having been openly gay when he was a relatively unknown actor. This first movie was Testament of Youth where he played Alicia Vikander's brother, who was in a relationship with none other than Jonathan Bailey. and after Kingsman he was gay again in the Krays movie Legend.

I collapsed after a good pounding on more than one occasion.

"What the hell? Why did he just collapse?"

Let me take a stab at it...

Extreme unhealthy dieting was probably involved.

OMG, that is the play in R36?! A boring talk fest in British accents?

He probably fainted to get out of his contract.

After watching that clip at R36 - they didn't need to waste time writing all that dialogue, they could have simply spoken verbatim one of Datalounge's flame wars and gotten the same effect.

R50, your specific critique may be understandable but your general persona is why our species is doomed.

I think it’s deceptive to call a show “Cock” and not give the audience any.

Again I thought the production had a bit of nudity. Not like Take Me Out but some nudity.

It's slightly deceptive not to have nudity. Not because it's called Cock but because if Jonathan Bailey is in something, you just assume he'll show his ass.

[quote]None of the interviews have asked him about being a straight actor in a gay role, something Jonathan Bailey is repeatedly asked about in his interviews and is a constant question in anything related to GAY INTEREST projects.

Why would anyone ask Jonathan Bailey about being a straight actor in a gay role?

In spite of the edgy title the actual play is tame. No nudity, no racy sex scenes. A remember a friend saw an old production and was very disappointed.

My thought was what r49 said -- he's lost a lot of weight over the past year and he looks hot but I don't know if this is his body's natural state. He looks like he's supposed to be a little chubbier tbh. That added to the stress of opening night...

He's acutely dickmatized.

Call me Taron! I have experience at this.

Collapse or prolapse?

Too much nose candy for Marie.....possibly the same for Taron.

Did Miss Taron have an orgasm in her panties? Silly Faggot!!

[quote] Too much nose candy for Marie....

Little Miss Marie Osmond? Say it isn't so!

Taron is just finding ways to not do this play.

Very exciting for Joel Harper Jackson, though.

Bet he never thought this would happen. A new star in the making?

But if you bought a ticket to this run it was to see Taron and Jonathan together r66, I'd be quite annoyed.

Taron wants to be in Cock and vice versa.

Another case of an actors "exhaustion" i.e. drug use or the like.

Phimosis was cutting off the blood supply and he passed out. It happens more than people realise.

His hairline is retreating fast. He needs to get that under control ASAP.

Drugs.

"His hairline is retreating fast. He needs to get that under control ASAP."

Seriously. I like twinks, not geezers

[quote]I like twinks, not geezers

Brits go from twink to geezer rapidly with no in-between.

"COCK" will make you slap somebody!