What do you do outside of work?

I live, I love, I laugh!

"Read, mostly."

The topic is changed, quickly.

[quote] What do you do outside of work?

I sit in my basement naked and run my OnlyFans empire.

"I prepare for work, get my assignments done, make sure my deadlines are met, get all my research done... And you?"

“As a childless LGBT, I spend most of my time (as you probably expect) iterating on different pronouns for myself. Despite my efforts, I’m still he/him; but I’ll keep you posted, ya dumb cunt.”

It seems like a weird question. I’m not going to tell my co workers about my weekend hookups and the quality films I watch.

I tell them I spend my weekends masturbating under the duvet. That does the trick.

Sex parties with the Board of Directors... And how's your career path working for you?

"I go to Nice and the Isle of Greece when I sip champagne on a yacht. I move like Harlow in Monte Carlo and show them what I've got."

"Cunt all the livelong day with vicious queens on the Internet. Hey, it keeps me off the streets."

I repair small appliances.

I suck lots of cock

I just say "oh, nothing really" continually until they stop asking.

In my 35 year career a direct question like that has never come up on the job or during a job interview. I has come up organically in conversation and I have many varied interests I can talk about. If I didn’t I would make up a boilerplate response on some esoteric interest that would not encourage further questions.

Tell them you spend time in a nearby city to get away from it all, and even better if you have family there. If you have any elderly family members say you spend time helping them out

Tell them you are into animal rescue and then ask them if they'd be interested in fostering or adopting an animal.

"Why do you want to know?" - That's all you need to do to close it down. I've said it before on this site and I have no problem repeating it: co workers are NOT your friends.

After the repeated questions. Present hole. That should change the subject in a hurry.

Tell them that you belong to a weekend only religious community looking for new recruits,

"Lately, I've really been getting into fisting porn..."

[quote] I tell them I spend my weekends masturbating under the duvet. That does the trick.

I hope you are using a clean cum rag.

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[quote] After the repeated questions. Present hole. That should change the subject in a hurry.

Unless they are a hungry queen, then they might go in for a closer inspection with their tongue.

Maintaining my collection of caftans.

I have a stock answer: “my partner owns his own medical practice and we don’t have kids. So we try to travel when school is in to miss the crowds”

I’m gay, childless, but coupled. And we have a life which will mean time out of the office.

[quote] What do you do outside of work?

I just tell them that I work at that pizza place in Washington that harbors young children as sex slaves, you know, the one that is part of a child-abuse ring led by Hillary. But I make it abundantly clear that I just work in the kitchen and only make pizzas. There is no further discussion.

Just out culture them. "Me? Outside of work? Well between my season tickets to the Opera, the Ballet, theater and art openings and the occasional fund raiser, I like to unwind while working in my garden and restoring a fabulous old farm house I bought on a lark".

I spend time with friends and family.

“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”

If I told them the truth it would be this. "I spend a lot of time on the internet watching gay porn, cruising hookup apps and reading gay message boards. Usually I do at least one thing with friends or family. I am single and over 50 so not a lot excites me anymore. Oh and sometimes I drink alone to not worry so much "

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To be utterly dishonest, I exercize in my free time.

"Out of curiosity, what do you think I do?"

And no matter what they say, reply, "That's right!"

I hate that fraus and Karens around me seem not to understand that some introverted ppl who are single - like me - could not care less about their boring endless weekend stories, nor share whatever I have done on my free time.

My usual response is that I read and rested.

The end.

"Nothing of note."

Most of the things I enjoy doing have nothing to do with work, but people today find that hard to grasp, since their “career” totally defines their identity.

R21, I let their fevered, lurid imaginations speculate regarding that.

"Grindr hook-ups if I'm lucky; OnlyFans if I'm not."

Tell them you slaughter your own meat to save money.

Not in a cunty way, but I don't like to share a huge amount of my personal life at work - I really prefer to keep them separate as much as possible. So I rarely discuss things I've done or I'm planning to do, even with the people I work closely with. I think an exception might be the odd conversation about a film or TV show that everyone is talking about and I will chip in with my opinion if I've seen it, but beyond that I don't really offer information unless I'm specifically asked in which case I will be pretty vague. It's just not relevant - there is no need for them to know and I don't care what they do outside of work either.

"Since this job doesn't pay me enough to live on, I have several side hustles. Can I count on you to host a Pampered Chef party?"