Jeff Mauro from Food Network’s The Kitchen

Does he bake cookies on the show, because he sure looks like he smells them.

He resembles a lost Lawrence brother.

His eyes are 2 feet apart. He's cute though.

HUGE PENIS!

Oh honey, not even a D level "celebrity" would take you up on that offer...

I’d suck him off.

I hate this show so much, especially the smug Zakarian asshole. Katie Lee (who was once married to Billy Joel) is also insufferable. This guy is a douchebro.

Boring.

Hawt !!!

Someone must like him. His schtick was sandwiches. That was the best he could come up with.

I like Jeffrey Zacharian, though. He seems knowledgeable and I don't find him to be rude, etc.

^ Jeffrey Zacharian is a complete STUD. I would rim him deep!!!

Yes, R11, he's a silver fox, for sure.

Mauro's a douchenozzle. Besides, he's not cute enough to be on our team. Zakarian pings big time. I'm watching an Iron Chef episode he's on and he has one sous chef that's fucking sex on a stick.

Ugh I watched this awful show on a long flight once, and I wanted to open the hatch and depressurize the aircraft. This particular asshat was the worst, aping for the camera in the most irritating and childish ways. He reminds me of that scene in Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer where Rudolf prances about saying “I’m cute! ,I’m CUUUUte!”

The show itself is a mess of unhelpful, hackneyed tips you might find in a Betty Crocker pamphlet from the 1970’s. It ranks at the bottom of cheesy nonfiction media. Just putrid.

Ever notice that Jeff’s co-host Alex what’s her name has a HUGE wide arse? Jeff has lost weight and looks great.

R15 she's a raging bitch. I've seen her on several different shows like Chopped and Iron Chef and she's never happy or friendly.

R15 Alex is part hippopotamus. Production tries to hide her width using camera angles and countertops, but you can gauge her circumference when people need to walk past her. They literally can't get within 3 feet of her. She is also a joyless cunt who oozes with anti-charisma.

Hell no you are not alone, OP. He was very good looking even when he was beefier but he lost some weight and looks great. I was wondering if he hooked up with guys on the side. Great skin too.

He was once pretty heavy which explains why he still has the personality of more a Fred Flintstone. But he seems like a very cool guy. And very likable.

I like watching Iron Chef America but I always hated that Alton Brown was the host with his endless patter and narrative as they cooked. I usually watch with the sound off and close captioning on.

Alex has a massive ass, yes, but she’s a better chef than any of them. Jeff M. seems like an ass, frankly. The less said about Sunny the better. Her schtick grates.

I want to push Sunny's face onto a hot griddle until her eyes pop.

- Did I say that out loud?

I like Alex, she was one of my favorite judges to listen to on Chopped. However

[Quote]but she’s a better chef than any of them.

That would be Zakarian, snobby and pretentiousness, but definitely the best Chef.

There was some scandal with the smug Zakarian several years ago where he was having a blatant affair with someone in the biz and left his wife for her, who in turn promptly dumped him. Now he is married to a rail-thin woman who looks like she is afraid of him.

I think Katie Lee left Billy Joel because of his drinking (or maybe because he is old enough to be her great-grandfather).

Jeff and Jeffrey have a really cool bromance on the show. It's nice to see.

Whatever anyone says about Jeffrey, he once banned Grump from his restaurants so he's okay with me.

Zakarian reminds me of Robert Durst.