FDS spray

Does it come in a Mussy setting?

What do the initials FDS stand for -- Feminine De-Stank Spray?

this one has the look and aesthetic of the movie Xanadu.

read op's comment, fool!

FEMININE DEODORANT SPRAY - FDS!!!

I usually just cram a bar of Irish Spring up there.

A woman changes throughout the day. Using FDS spray allows her to remain fresh, confident, feminine.

Don't forget Step One!

so, r7, you imply one must use a Massengill douche prior to spraying your snatch with FDS?

this is an emotional subject.

Call it what it is, Fish Spray.

I remember it well because it is my mother's monogram. She got a set of custom luggage she was very proud of with a very fancy monogram on each piece. Of course, a few weeks later, the "What a woman...FDS Woman" commercial started in full force. One experience of people in the airport singing it to her in full voice, and the luggage was in the back of her closet.

She started using it again several decades later when the memory had died down, but people still notice on occasion.

I'm a difficult case and use this.

Not so fresh? That's a nice way of saying "Mom, do you ever smell like dead fish down there, you know, like you want to throw up in your mouth just to mask the sent?"

Isn't it ironic that Mom and daughter are having this talk over a body of water full of fish?

Here's my hubby giving my snatch a spritz.

Thanks, R4. Sorry, I skimmed over that part. "Deodorant" is just a nicer way of saying "De-Stank," yes?

Do females still douche?

[quote]Apparently, you spray it directly to your snatch and it will keep it from stinking up the room.

Funniest line I've seen on here in quite some time.

In the 1970s, before they banned CFCs, I single handedly put a hole in the ozone layer using so much of that stuff.

Florida is trying to ban the mere mention

cool breezes, fresh air

Cheryl -- here, hun

BWWWAAAAHHHHAAAAHHHAA

Anyone still splash themselves after a bath with Jean Nate?

Cheryl is so bad off that she needs Raid - Wasp & Hornet that kills the entire nest? Damn.

Filthy Dirty Swamp Spray

Laughing out loud at 7am

Cheryl, hon, can you open a window, please?

For tough jobs, leave it to an expert...

Bayou Eve

R17 no, it’s bad to disturb the internal flora/pH/good bacteria of a vagina with anything, even water.

A healthy cunt won’t smell much at all, maybe a little mildly oceanic or sweet in a pleasant way. If a woman reeks, there’s a problem that needs medical attention and lifestyle changes, not a douche and some deodorant.

REMEMBER?

Bette Midler and the Harlettes’ line about preparing for a show:

“We washed. We showered. We shaved. We FDS’d ourselves into a stupor.”

Dr Oz can cook up something for just 9.99 plus pussytax

The funny thing about these sprays and douches is that they “are the cause” of many stanky coochies. They wash away all natural flora and cause a bacterial imbalance. I think this spray also had a link to cancer at some point. Cancer of the cooch or something. Like talcum powder. Oh, the horror!

Bayou Hoodoo

VaJayjay Jinx

I have been with some men who could have used this.

CDC spray for Trench Warfare Tacos 🌮

@r37, "I have been with some men who could have used this. "

Why? We have our own solution...

R8, "you imply one must use a Massengill douche prior to spraying your snatch with FDS?"

Well, it can't hurt, can it?

I’m cleaning out my cooter with ocean water y’all!

I know someone who uses it daily. It was suggested to her by co-workers.

^ Ocean water, which smells like fish to clean out your cooter?

Please help me. I’m a divorced woman.

FDS Spray was a thing in the 80s

Feminine Deodorant Spray

Women's sprayed their pussies with that stuff to keep it from stinking to high heaven in public and at home

LOL

Nothing makes me giggle more than gay men talking about pussy.

What do they do now, r45? Just stink freely and openly?

It really was liberating for women to be able to buy a product that was formulated to the unique needs of their pussies. Being able to spray your twat with deodorant was revolutionary and made women feel more confident, sexually.

I know for a fact that Janie Fricke used it.

Sheesh, what is wrong with using plain old soap and water?! Most of these tuna women should invest in razors, Toto washlets and discriminating taste when it comes to men.

[quote] I know someone who uses it daily. It was suggested to her by co-workers.

Does she work in a fish cannery? "Good Lord, Rita, I can smell you over the slurry!"

That was the lazy whore method of cleaning, lol.

"LOL

Nothing makes me giggle more than gay men talking about pussy."

Yeah, pretty funny, the last time I was in one was the day I was born and that was enough to last a lifetime

You bitches are laughing now. Wait until its discovered that Fabreeze is actually FDS renamed!

They also used to use alum powder on their pussies to make them tighter.

I knew someone who named her cats for two (then-current) brands of feminine deodorant spray: "Feminique" and "Vespré."

R50 soap???

As the proud owner of a vagina I am mortified😨

Pack it with baking soda, then douche with white vinegar. It releases an effervescent fizz that will freshen it up.

[quote]FEMININE DEODORANT SPRAY - FDS!!!

I don't know her.

Rosewater for the genitals. Ah, spring time .

Miss Lindz uses her FDS all the time

Fellas do notice.

It has the exact same formula as Febreze!

As a gay man, I have lots of thoughts about feminine odor!

John Amos gave Esther Rolle a case of FDS for Christmas, and she had him killed off the show.

Poor Ralph Carter, whose nose was closest to Esther's stinky savanna.

"Pack it with baking soda, then douche with white vinegar. It releases an effervescent fizz that will freshen it up. "

A little Fresca on a Maxi-pad will do the same :)

^^^^

oh shit forgot this

They should've called it WYFC - Wash Your Fucking Cunt

@r68, Lol, you have a good memory for old jokes

- r66

Just put an Alka Seltzer up there and clamp really hard.

Sometimes more extreme methods are necessary to get freshness "down there."

R40, even worse-women were encouraged to put Lysol up their cooze.

wonder how much that changed the resultant birth defect levels.

Me and my female friends (all Xennials) thought this shit was the funniest product to ever exist when we were young teens. The debates on how many cans so and so needed to detoxify her crotch, the whispered convos in class about needing to stop at the drugstore to stock up etc. - amusing to no end. I remember being totally shocked seeing a can of it on a friend's sister's dresser sometime in the 90s. Would never have considered it myself, it was something for old ladies and even back then there was info about it being unhealthy or at least unnecessary.

The original name for FDS was Cunt Blast but people complained

Vaginas are self-cleaning ovens.

R54 I’ve been spraying my crotch with Febreze for years. I like the one with the scent of Gain.

Feminique

What a beautiful name

R65 that reminds me of those old on the set rumors when Norman Lear had to calm Esther Roller’s temper after the production crew would unabashedly spray Lysol and Glade after she left the set. The key grips and cameramen would pull their shirts up over their noses whenever Esther got too close.

I was a Caesarian birth and never touched a vagina. I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about. Wouldn't athlete's foot spray work as well?

It might but foot spray doesn’t kill that lingering snatch odor that is rotten to the core.

Film critic Judith Crist appeared in ads promoting FDS.

Esther Rolle looked like she smelled.

They had to remarket the original name for the spray. It was originally named " Gee, your pussy stinks."

Wash your snatch you filthy fucking whore!

Well, it is a sewer. Fermenting splooge, blood, 'juices' run out all day long.

This is an exciting thread.

I spray it in my cocktails. But then, I like girly drinks.

If you’re spraying your cooter every few hours, save the next trip to the drugstore for restocking on the FDS, and see an OBGYN.

The only time women get fragrant down below is if they have an infection, an STI, or while/after exercising. Poor personal hygiene is also a factor.

It did make a rather nice little gift for the cunt coworkers, teehee.

R89 that’s 90% of all women. Thank God for FDS Spray.

I never knew such a controversial subject could be so polarizing,

I accomplish this using a continuously attached IV containing white vinegar and Pine-Sol attached to the right inner thigh under ALL my pantsuits, including when I work out.

I’ve spent nearly 50 years fighting odor and wetness.

In reality, Covid killed no one. It was the lack of Lysol on the shelves that caused countless women's cooters to be silent killers. People lost their sense of smell, so they didn't know they were standing right next to Chernobyl of the pussy.

Does Britney's cooter stink?

^ It itches, y'all, I'm serous

R90

You are asking for a bunch of angry feminists to shove a can of FDS spray up your flabalacious sphincter.

^ No, he's actually begging for that exact thing to happen

Lume can be applied directly to the pussy AND asshole!!!!

Why do so many gay men hate women and their bodies? Last time I checked nutsacks and smega filled cocks weren't exactly rose gardens.

^ Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man

I don't hate women and I don't hate women's bodies. I'm not gold star, I've fucked women and I never once encountered a smelly pussy. But sometimes things are just funny. How could you not laugh at the image of some poor, desperate woman who has to douche with Lysol toilet cleaner or spray Raid on her cooter to get rid of the stink. Where has the laughter gone?

gay men discussing pussy =

R204 it’s better than smelling pussy!

^^ Truth! ^^

"A certain brand, that shall remain nameless, actually killed cock-a-roaches!"

I want to spray FDS on you!!

Holy shit, I worked with Debbie Evans, the motorcycling Jean Nate model-I had no idea how gorgeous she was. And that is her, doing her own stunts.

Jean Nate was good stink cover.

Great news!!

FDS is still on the market. They even make a pocket size “on the go” intimate spray for the stinky ho on the go.

No more excuses for a smelly snatch, ladies!

I get a kick out of some of these threads. What brings a gay man to think about FDS and feminine hygiene?

Pussy odors wafting up into my nostrils from women’s pussies!

Read what this bikini waxer has to say!

R112 has not met Cheryl.

I met the Amazon driver who delivers the FDS to Cheryl's house.

You will love reading this, r114.

It includes pros and cons of different lady-part sprays and discusses “foul and fishy odors”

This post reminds me of an embarrassing moment i had in high school. These girls sitting at their desks around me were discussing which deodorant they used. My dumb ass says my sister uses FDS! I had no idea what it was for. I thought it was just a fancy deodorant for women. They all started laughing at me and when they told me what it was for, i just about died.

FDS is terrible for you, I would never use it. The only thing that I find that helps is dousching with yogurt.

Your scale is wrong. I can warsh my own vagina now!

I remember an ad on the old SNL--gauzy phototography, sweet music, and Gilda Radner softly shilling for "Autumn Fizz" for freshness. My mother laughed out loud, and she didn't laugh out loud.

Q: What did the blind man say when he walked through the fish market?

A: Good morning ladies!

"Poisson, poisson."

R57 Please refer to R114, dear. Obviously, one does not put soap inside the vagina, but one should most definitely use soap in those creases of the vulva. I do hope for your sake that soap has touched those areas.

I know I will get flamed by the woman on here but I really did work in an office where this one woman STUNK to high heaven with this problem. I don't care if it's normal or an STI (which I doubt in her case) she stunk so bad people had to hold their nose when she walked by. When you are sitting in a chair, someone walks by you are almost at crotch level. Everyone noticed but management was too embarrassed to say anything to her.

I remember seeing this commercial air in the 90s. One time my mom commented, “you shouldn’t need that unless you don’t bathe.”

R111 I hope I will be quietly lauded with a knowing smile 😊 when I drop a few of these in a select group of purses 👜

Funniest thread in months. Thanks guys. 😘

Pocket size - NO EXCUSES!

Didn't work for me.

^^^ I know, Cheryl ^^^

FLDS spray only comes in ten-gallon tanks.

crop dusting planes ✈️

@r132 That's the "LLDS", Lesbians of Latter Day Saints

Dad, do you ever feel not so fresh down there? You mean like stinky balls?

^ Wait, what?... We LOVE those...

Can I use it on my pussy?

Yes, r137

Or Vagi-Pal Orchid Vagina Fresh Feminine Deodorant Spray Or NutraBlast IntiMist Intimate Oil Blend Or Queen V the Spritzer ph balanced rose water spray for women Or Summer’s Eve Freshening Spray Or Vagisil Scentsitive Scents Dry Wash Deodorant Spray Or Kushae Natural Feminine Deodorant Spray Or Elevated Balanced Muffin Mist Or All Naturell Feminine Cleansing Spray Or The Honey Pot Refreshing Panty Spray

Or any one of the even greater array of these cooter sprays still being sold today.

^ " Vagi-Pal "?

Hahahahaha! Do they make "Dick-Buddy" for jock itch too?

Something to think about when you're searching for that elusive pound cake...

Which hole do they spray it up, the vag or the pee hole?

Trannys can use it to dilate with, then spray it down to keep the fecal odor away.

R142, according to r114 many ladies have fecal odor as well as vulva stench.

Not to mention “discharge”

What the hell is wrong with you bitches? WASH YO TWAT!

r125, that poor woman probably had a bad yeast infection.

Troof; I was on the E train one day coming back form the US Open, and there were two black guys discussing their female conquests and shit sitting to the side of me. Well, they were having a great time laughing it up and somehow the subject turned to women with inadequate hygiene down there. They're busting out laughing, and one says: "They aint nuttin worse n stanky pussy!" I nearly peed my pants and thought of the DL.

I think I've told this story before on here, but I used to be best friends with an older woman who (at the time this happened) was in her early 40s. There came a point in time where I noticed she had a really bad odor that was clearly coming from her nether region. I wouldn't always notice it, but it was getting more and more prevalent. I could never bring it up to her, because I didn't want to shame her, but we'd begun traveling together for a business venture, were together a whole bunch, and we often shared a room, so it got more noticeable for me. She wore pantyhose a lot, so I wondered if that was contributing to it.

One time we were on a trip, and a friend of mine who had worked on a project with me was in the area without a hotel room, so I invited her to stay the night with us. She and I took one bed and my friend with the gamy pussy was in the other bed. It was a pretty large room, so the beds were very far apart. We got under the covers and turned out the lights and my friend whispered very quietly in my ear, "I don't know what that smell is, but it's NOT me." And we started giggling like crazy and could not stop.

Grandma would sit with her legs spread wide on the front porch airing out her pussy after a long day of cooking and housework.

And did that work for her, R148?

It worked for the farmer across the road!

Why, did it kill the gophers in his garden?

When I in high school I was in the quad when a few girls walked up and looked freaked out/disgusted. I asked one of them if they were ok. She told me that they had just got out of their personal fitness class and a girl that was in their weightlifting group had bo and a stinky pussy and they had to work with her the entire class. One of the girls was wretching.

[quote][One of the girls was wretching.

Not sure if this is an "Oh, (stanky) dear!" or a clever pun.

My friend got suspended from school for beating the shit out of Tricia because she wouldn’t take a bath and her pussy stunk so badly.

Long before FDS girls would stand in the street and air out

I'm a gold star gay who's never touched pussy, but I did smell dirty pussy once. I was sitting on a packed 6 train on a hot and humid summer day when a big fat chick stood right in front of me, holding on to the strap overhead. Her crotch was at face level to me and HOLY SHIT did her pussy STANK. It was vomitous, I thought I would retch. I quickly got up and squeezed my way through the crowd of people to the end of the car.

What do lezzies think of pussy stank? Must be a serious aphrodisiac for them.

Is rancid ass and ball stink an aphrodisiac for you, R157?

Lezzies love all things cunt. Everyone knows that. A stinky bloody river is the ultimate for them.

This thread was funny, but now it's making me nauseous. 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

^ Once threads get to 150 posts they slide rapidly. It's a DataLounge law

You Stank Bitch

True story:

My big chocolate lab got sprayed badly by a skunk one weekend. I tried dog shampoo, tomato juice, baby powder - nothing worked. Both the dog and I were not happy.

The vet’s office was closed when I called but the vet (a woman, btw) called me back to say what they normally used for these situations:

Vagisil

I bought a big bottle and gave it a try…. Worked perfectly. No more skunk odor.

I thought "FDS" was the network that allowed you to order flowers from your local florist to be delivered anywhere in the USA pre-internet.

Yes, r164, but they will also do on-demand cooter fumigation as well if the smell of the flowers alone doesn’t mask the not-so-fresh bouquet

The link at R114 reminds me to a conversation I had years ago with a friend. She’s Italian and an OBGYN, practicing in NY. She told me she dreaded talking to American patients about hygiene postpartum. Part of the kit she gave her patients was a bottle made to squirt water so patients could clean themselves after using the bathroom. She said that the majority of patients would be very confused at the concept of washing with water down there. She’s get a lot of reluctance, confusion and by some, even flat out refusal. My friend had lived and done medical work in several countries. Most places have some sort of facility or appliance for washing post bathroom usage, whether it was a bidet, a mini hand shower, a container of water, a fancy toilet with the bells and whistles, so it’s a common practice around the world, but not in the US. Even flushable wet wipes only gained popularity in the past 20 years or so. Add to that the American obsession with polyester, even underwear. I’m not surprised at hearing these stank-ass stories. I mean, the proud vagina owner at R57 was mortified at the idea of soap and water down there.

But I'm too big to warshe down there R166!

read op's comment, fool!

Can you imagine what 1800s church service smelled like?

The preacher would go for two hours, and ladies were not able to get up.

So they would pee in these little cups under their dresses.

Just when you thought you'd seen everything............

FDS woman, so very feminine!

These ads really should run again today as a public service announcement

"Mom, do you ever have that not-so-fresh feeling?"

"Yeah, but your father still eats my pussy anyway. He's such a filthy pig. Why do you ask?"

I drink so much coffee my breath smells like Juan Valdez’s panties.

What do we think of this, DL bitches? She carries it in her purse...

My long-deceased grandpa called this product ‘Funky Doozy Spray’. My mother wears a combination of the pink FDS and pink Soft & Dri aerosols as her house fragrance and deodorant. So all the jokes aside, my mother smells like flowery Dr Pepper and I love her for it.

Your mom sprays her cunt with FDS while she's hanging around the house? Why doesn't she just take a shower?

She applies it after her shower, you silly.

You know an awful lot about your mom's cunt!

He helps her apply it. They're Mormons. All part of their fake religion.

R180 Nope, I'm of the one true church, you silly. (Catholic)

I also smell it from the hallway all the time. She blasts that shit like a teenager using Axe before school.

Most Christians loathe Catholics. LOL. Not true at all.

"She applies it after her shower, you silly. "

Because one never knows when that studly mailman might drop by

Just a sprinkle a day, helps keep odors away......

Oh to have been a fly on the wall in these Madison Avenue offices when they were trying to come up with a jingle for pussy stank!

Many sprays are possible. Bacon mist spray, Attitude check spray, opposing opinion spray, Spray messaging for indirect communication is possible, stupid go away spray, Sinus to crotch enema flow thru spray, Post Mexican meal pooter spray, Patchouli spay.

Some of you need this for ya assholes if we’re being for real.

Now I'm imaging all my fave divas spraying their cooters. Damn you, DL.

@r186, Maybe you should keep your nose out of people's assholes. Are you a dog?

R188 No, just gay.

^ Ok, then, you get a ass pass

[quote] Now I'm imaging all my fave divas spraying their cooters. Damn you, DL.

This one's for you, R187

^ As long as you're going in there would you look around for my stolen car

Snatch spray.

R193 "V-Jay-Jay Spray" has more commercial potential.

I love blastin' mah cooter with FDS y'all—but it ITCHES! I am serious!

Thank you, r175, for introducing me to this oracle of cunt-washing

So brave and helpful of her to post videos about her frequent snatch refreshing routine!

Ooh ooh, that smell!

Vinegar and water? Can't you just whip up a batch at home.

^ It's the fancy applicators shaped like a dido that keeps 'em coming back for more

Haha! *dildo* ^

I want to hear from straight males or lezzies about what it's like to eat pussy AFTER the spraying.

It might smell good, but does it taste good?

^ Yeah, if you get the Pumpkin spice FDS

Thanks R202. But isn't that available only in Fall?

^ That's right, it must be "Spring Berry" season

Better than Dingle Berry season, r204

Ladies, if you have time to spare you can always steam your cooter to reduce odor

“Relieve chronic vaginal/yeast infections, and works to maintain healthy odor.”

^ Today's special is "New England Steamed Cooter"

My mother was dating a guy she met at the factory where she worked; he was bald, wrinkled, had back pains and dizzy spells and had the IQ of a rock. One day I happened to see something unusual in the bathroom; feminine hygiene spray. I thought: she's spraying this stuff on her pussy so it will smell good for HIM? Oh, puke!

Friend was copyrighter at BBDO. They had to promote a male spray crotch deodorant in a camouflage can. His suggestion for product name was "Cocksure." They didn't use it and the product never hit the market.

I grew up around so many woman...all on their periods at the same time. That period stank is horrid. This shit just makes the funk smell more floral, that's all. It's a stank shield.

R210 so you prefer unadulterated period pussy odor?

To be fair, R211, it's probably similar to spraying febreeze on cat piss odor, it just makes it worse.

Lesbians clearly have some gene that makes em love stanky diseased pussy odor. Yuck.

So many heart-to-hearts between mothers, daughters, sisters and friends about DOUCHE! Who knew?!

In Marianne Faithfull's memoir she talks about flavored douches. Seems Mick Jagger was spoiled by the L.A. groupies; Faithfull said they would do "ANYTHING." Apparently the groupies would use flavored douches to make cunnilingus more scrumptious. She said Pamela Des Barres had a whole rap about strawberry and peach flavored douches in her sleazy memoir "I'm With The Band." Faithfull thought the whole ting to be ridiculous, but gamely gave it a try, saying she went to the chemist and got a device and solution and did the flavored douche thing. She said Mick didn't even seem to notice the difference.

The multiple posters calling it FDS Spray (including OP) are being redundant. Feminine Deodorant Spray Spray?

Pre-teen boys always think AXE is what it claims to be... a general body spray... and then they get a bit older and finally realize it's actually the men's equivalent of an FDS.

"Mom? D'y'ever feel... you know... not so fresh?"

Women had so many things to worry about in the 1970s.

Imagine for a moment you are in jr high school. You are a boy.. Your last name is Massengill.

[quote]The only time women get fragrant down below is if they have an infection, an STI, or while/after exercising. Poor personal hygiene is also a factor.

Is an infestation of blow flies a bad sign?

"My mama taught me that lady always wipes 'front to back', keeping all those noxious back-door odors away from her beautiful female flower."

How long has it been since you’ve been sprayed.

I found out my ex is an FDS stan. His meth fueled “escorting”, which takes place in his parents basement, depends on it.

Asking for the fourth time in a year and a half:

Does it come in a drum?

If you think Cheryl's pussy smells bad, you should smell mine! I've been mistaken for our local landfill.

Open your legs n spray!

I have a candle for that.

FDS! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HOO-HAH! FDS! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HOO-HAH! FDS! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE HOO-HAH!

Is there an LDS spray for Mormon pussies?

I’m so glad I don’t have one of those nasty pussies.

Woomba

Thanks for the tip, R206. My intellectual property team has been dispatched forthwith.