It’s Kirstie Alley

And we suffer to see you as decent, Kirstie.

Medusa discovered social media.

She got her ears pierced, and gravy spurted out.

We suffer because she’s indecent

She needs to suffer more. A whole lot more.

Is she still in love with Trump? Nasty hag.

"We suffer to look decent"

And this is the result, gee, thanks, bitch

The only suffering is her audience

She is always fighting with someone. And Has been for 50 for years. It must be exhausting.

That device is activating her thetan levels to beam her up to Xenu.

It looks, to me, like she is unsuccessfully using her cell phone to hide while she picks her nose.

My ugly expert works miracles.

Kirstie Alley tests the new EZ-Bake Oven / E-meter combination device, now available at your local Scientology headquarters for the low, low price of your soul and last shred of dignity.

She really turned into a complete freak job. A la Rosanne.

What happens to these people?

Her damn head's gotten so swelled lately it

now takes 4 sunlamps to give her a simple face tan.

This feed is already giving me life. DL is home to some of the wittiest bitches and I love it!

Marjorie Taylor Greene is a cosmetologist now?

^^I thought the exact thing! Motherofgod, can you imagine the horror of looking like that skank?

I hope they remember to baste her. The salon must smell amazing, like carnitas.

Her new heat tentacles even scare the hell outta me!!!

She must now have to shill for Oscorp under the name "Nurse Squid".

She couldn’t suffer enough for all of her sins. Ugly cow 🐄

She sat there. The hairdresser suffered.

Anybody got a big plastic bag? Chuck it over the top and fasten tightly.

lololol

Beam me up, Xenu.

Wow. All of that suffering for nothing. A bag over her fat, empty head would be merciful.

She defines what Scientology is all about.

Nothing.

Hairdresser tries to ignite Kirstie in grease fire.

Xenu cosplay.

You can't keep a good loon down for long.

Looks Who's Balkin Oblivious.

She’s a hysterical wench. Someone should take her cell phone away.

She’s the worst.

She used to be so hot. Not classically beautiful but interesting looking. Now she’s Jabba the Hut in drag. Bitter and nuts. She exposed herself as an asshole when she supported Trump.

That's our Kirstie, going from hot to not...

Her low hairline makes me think of the New Jersey Housewife Theresa?

She fried all of her brain cells on coke.

I was searching for pics of Teresa Giudice but too tech challenged to get them posted here

She has finally reached level 10!

Aren't those the McDonald's Arches and logo on the red of the lamps?

Appropriate.

R40- 😂

Are you there, Xenu? It’s me, Kirstie.

"Kirstie calling Xenu. Nanu Nanu"

The NIH has just announced a clinical trial of the "Brain Heater." The device is guaranteed to raise even the most intellectually challenged adult's IQ four whole points. Washed up actress Kirstie Alley bravely volunteered to be the first tester.

"Hi John and Tommy. It's me Kirstie. What are two heterosexual specimens such as yourselves doing this evening?"

"Mrs. Heat Miser gets a touch-up."

“She used to be so hot”

When? Back in 1985?

She was both beautiful and had some decent comic chops in the 80's and 90's. It's sad that the crazy took over.

Crusty being beamed up to her original planet.

A hologram of L Ron Hubbard awaits.

Fuck her!

Her tab included a replacement hydraulic strut for that poor salon chair. It is only rated to 600 lb capacity, so….ssssssssssssss.

"How will you be able to tell when I'm finally cooked evenly on all sides, Diane?"

Yeasty Alley.

Oh, honey, this is so not worth any suffering - you'll never look decent.

My friend called her a cunt on Twitter the other day and got SUSPENDED for “hateful abusive language”. People call others cunts all the time but I guess Kirstie reported her to Twitter. My friend already lost her original account because she was very vocal against Trump and his administration, so the final straw was her calling out McEnery the former press secretary because she didn’t know what a RHODES SCHOLAR was (so my friend then hashtags her Bimbo Barbie) so that was the 3rd strike and they PERMANENTLY CLOSED her account. She lost over 1000 followers. Now she’s on a new account and being the person she is, she’s speaking her mind and the throwing in a few “cunts” along the way. BTW FUCK KIRSTIE ALLEY she’s a total obese Scientologist Repug.

Draw attention from your personality disorder by becoming a psycho cult member!

Putting lipstick on a pig literally.

She’s always had a mustache. Even in her “hot” days.

I’ve always pictured her as being lazy and unhygienic in real life. Like they type that lives in filth and would go days without showering.

Is she a hoarder?

If anyone ever needed a therapist. She is a raging lunatic. What is her damage? She is a grown woman and acts like an adolescent. She is a walking DSM manual.

This is why I wish celebrities weren’t on social media. Whether it’s Kirstie or Madonna, they inevitably end up disappointing you to varying degrees and for various reasons. Pre-internet we didn’t have this celebrity overexposure and weren’t subject to their lunacy.

Are they the alien ghosts that this crackpot believes are constantly perched on us all as part of Scientology?

I like how she’ll probably whine about Dump from getting banned from Twitter as an act aganst “free speech”, but she has no problem blocking anyone who doesn’t subscribe to her echo chamber. They only like free speech and name calling if it suits them.

^ She blocked me for calling her a fat cunt. I've been silenced

Any therapist/psychiatrist that has a case load consisting mostly or entirely of celebrities (trainwrecks such as Kirstie Alley, Madonna, Demi Lovato, etc.) deserves to make 9 figures a year plus hazard pay along with a lifetime of free therapy for themself.

I had been trying to get blocked by Kirstie for awhile but gave up because I thought she muted me

But a few days ago I mentioned that cocaine destroyed her decision-making braincells and - BAM! - blocked within minutes

Time to meet Olde Sparky!

@r65, Welcome to the club :)

Where can we go to rag on her and get blocked? I’m gayme!

^ Just go to her Twitter and call her a cunt. She's used to it, but she'll block you

It's best to ask her a question about how she can finance a criminal cult or how much she spent on cocaine because a question isn't "name-calling" and won't get you banned

When even obscuring your face with your hand and phone can’t hide your double chin.

$cientology is a politically organized anti-gay cult that persuades law-enforcement to look the other way.

We can actually call out famous members in real time, which has never been the case, and these people have literally gotten away with murder for decades

I don't get that tweet. The parts that are visible don't look anything like Kirstie Alley; I don't see that giant neck of hers. Did she lose weight, or is it just clever positioning of the hand at chin level?

Also, it should be pointed out that as far as I can tell, Xenu isn't a god but a villain in Scientology. Right? He's the one who brought the humans to Earth and blew them all up, creating the Thetan particles that cause us all our troubles and have to be rooted out. Or something.

R73- I think she just removed the layers of extra food that she usually stores in her fat neck folds.

She’s a real piece of work.

...........

SAVE ME

…carcinogenic?

Dead will cure that suffering, Kirst.

Her face probably looks like a skillet of bacon that Bad Mother left on the stove for half an hour too long.

She knew Xenu by the seashore.