Strange Thing From Reddit
The question was, "What's a Sexual Experience You Regret?"
Someone wrote: 'I wrote a fan message to my tv show crush in 2017 and he got back to me. I didn’t believe it was really him, we corresponded for a while and he eventually revealed they it was actually him and I was mortified because I had been very candid and real. He offered to fly me from Canada to an event in Vegas to spend some time with him. I agreed. When I was in the airport I googled him to find relevant things to talk about and I found out a young woman my age had recently jumped out of his apartment window and killed herself. That was the first red flag.
Or second, a famous man nearly twice my age flying me to Vegas was the first red flag but I ignored it into oblivion. I get there, I think it’s going to be pure magic. It’s very Vegas (yuck), he’s very pompous and likes to talk about being crazy. I think we’re going to have this nice romantic time. He leaves only his polo shirt and socks on the whole time. He put his Vegas finger in my mouth without warning. I am laughing out loud right now at how much pressure I felt to put on the best performance of my life.
Later, he talks about his “fuck buddies” who are mostly married long term fiends with kids and how their bodies weren’t the same after a second baby, but fine after the first. But not the second. I’m a mother and he assured me my “p**sy was still fine”. Barf. When we were eating breakfast he took out one of his surprise fake teeth and put it near my melon rinds and asked me if I had ever been to therapy. I literally went to therapy after our fling was over. I am laughing at loud at how hard I tried to pretend like everything was okay JUST BECAUSE he’s famous. Learning experience."
The reveal is inside
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 1, 2022 4:50 PM
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| by Anonymous | reply 1 | March 1, 2022 3:58 AM
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David Harbour.
[quote] He put his Vegas finger in my mouth without warning?
Huh?
Anyway, it’s a common female mistake to assume a charismatic star who is not traditionally handsome is more soulful and real and nicer. They’re not, and are the same as any one else. (See Adrien Brody, Benedict Cumberbatch).
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | March 1, 2022 4:05 AM
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Is OP's date David Copperfield?
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | March 1, 2022 4:05 AM
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What's the Cumberbatch reference about?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | March 1, 2022 4:06 AM
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Cumberbatch is known for licking Vegas public surface (pay phones, buffet counters, etc)
then trying to stick his Vegas tongue in your mouth
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | March 1, 2022 4:13 AM
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[quote] I found out a young woman my age had recently jumped out of his apartment window and killed herself. That was the first red flag.
Gee. You think?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | March 1, 2022 4:17 AM
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He child should be taken away....She agrees to some rando flying her out of the country?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | March 1, 2022 4:34 AM
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[quote] I wrote a fan message to my tv show crush
[quote] He offered to fly me from Canada
John/PMBT
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | March 1, 2022 4:34 AM
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I figured it was poo and Jeorje Klewknee.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | March 1, 2022 4:53 AM
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Dudley Do-Right's drag night fantasies. Still, what kind of dumb fuck... never mind.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | March 1, 2022 5:08 AM
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I find David Harbour so hot it hurts.
Granted, not as much as the sidewalk after a fall.
But real pain nonetheless.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | March 1, 2022 5:14 AM
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In addition to being pretentious and self-absorbed
he's so fat now - he's moving into Marlon Brando territory
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | March 1, 2022 5:26 AM
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That just makes him hotter.
I like beefy men who are unstable.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | March 1, 2022 5:45 AM
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r14 I am 48, 6'3" and 240 pounds, not fit. I was very lean and muscular in my 20's and most of my 30's. I am much more popular with both men and woman now, but only a certain group, maybe half as many as before - but they are overly attracted. Like a fetish. They try to feed me. I am on the borderline of actual fat now, but as an American still not considered a fat guy. I am a technical writer and editor. They like to tell friends that I'm a bookish writer. I also chomp Seroquel like it's candy and am an on again off again Irish drunken hooligan, got a tooth chipped in a bar fight a few weeks ago. Went to dentist, the bookish thing doesn't work with teeth like the lead singer of the Pogues.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | March 1, 2022 6:46 AM
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So, you wanna get married R15?
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | March 1, 2022 6:50 AM
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r14 I write manuals and pamphlets. Not a writer. I was astonished and appreciate that freaks like you still find people like me attractive. I have a partner, also into it, says skinny guys are "too fragile".
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | March 1, 2022 6:52 AM
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r14 You'll find one of us, don't sweat it. Food, booze, and medication makes most of us bear-like humanoids. Fat and tall. I think that is what you people are into. Turns me on.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | March 1, 2022 6:54 AM
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It's not freakish to like bigger guys, R17. I'm actually a bigger guy myself (6'1", 195). Though I am in good shape. Part of it is that I don't like being the bigger guy. Thus, I like sorta have to like bigger guys! But another part is that bigger guys feel more alpha. Even if they aren't. Eh, it is what it is. I'm too old to over think it.
(Oh, I don't like fat guys that are too soft and obese. That's not my thing at all. Guys 45-60 who've gone slightly to seed are my type. Just like that David Harbour pic.)
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | March 1, 2022 6:58 AM
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Who was minding her child?
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | March 1, 2022 7:25 AM
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R3 So that's what the cumberbatch obsession is about, they think his personality is as unique as his looks? I have nothing against him, he's fine as an actor, but I never understood why his fans were so intense.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | March 1, 2022 7:28 AM
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I mean, he doesn’t exactly sound like a winner but besides being a pretty obnoxious date/uncomfortable hookup attempt, why is this chick roasting the guy? She was 29 for fuck’s sake. Take some damn accountability
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | March 1, 2022 7:35 AM
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Another Reddit thing:
Someone posted in r/MarkMyWords last week claiming to be a Sports Illustrated staffer. They said SI is working with Aaron Rodgers on a feature in which he will come out and reveal that he's dating a famous male singer.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | March 1, 2022 7:43 AM
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Is melon rinds a euphemism? Like beef curtains..
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | March 1, 2022 8:35 AM
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R24 Uh-huh. Like the Nick Jonas slow rollout?
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | March 1, 2022 9:40 AM
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[quote]I mean, he doesn’t exactly sound like a winner but besides being a pretty obnoxious date/uncomfortable hookup attempt, why is this chick roasting the guy? She was 29 for fuck’s sake. Take some damn accountability
Did you even read the original post? Or were you just hurt because she attacked a celeb that you like?
- The question was, "What's a Sexual Experience You Regret?"
- I am laughing at loud at how hard I tried to pretend like everything was okay JUST BECAUSE he’s famous. Learning experience."
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | March 1, 2022 10:58 AM
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R27 it struck me as a big “Caleb from West Elm” with all the “he was double my age!!” She’s definitely ascribing some power imbalance to the situation as if he was James Franco or Ansel Elgort grooming underage fangirls.
It’s fine, it’s a funny anecdote.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | March 1, 2022 4:50 PM
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