What's the faggiest thing about you?

The makeup I started applying after age 55. I hadn't worn makeup since I was a party person in my 20s.

I pee sitting down -- only when I'm at home, though.

I have sex with men.

I always vote for Vivian Vance in the poll options.

I sing showtunes all the time.

Right now I’m going through the Sondheim oeuvre. I’m stuck on the Merrily We Roll Along score. I should have played Charley.

I exclaim “Oh, my goodness!” when surprised.

I know all the words to every single song from Hello Dolly and perform them for myself at least once a month.

I always vote for Zoo! in the poll options.

Though a lady, some of my gentleman callers prefer that I wear my silk pink and black panties with frilly lace and red hearts. It doesn't look lady-like and appears more suitable for bottom gay men. I am not gay.

My favorite expression is "Bless my stars and garters!"

I love wearing jockstraps.

I don't even know where to start. Maybe with the fact that I love to get fucked, and I'm damn good at it, too.

And I'm proud of it.

I own a cake keeper.

Name a soap opera and I can give you all kinds of useless information about it.

I look at my reflection in the french door windows as I lip-sync to Dalida. Nobody knows. (Side note: I'm a 6'3 hairy bastard).

How many of Dalida's fabulous show biz face expressions can you do?

I hate all competitive sports.

I squeal like a girl when I miss a shot in tennis.

I follow MIA FARROW on Instagram.

My paid DL subscription.

I frequently say "Chile" like Wilona on Good Times.

I refer to football, baseball, basketball, and various and sundry other sports as 'sportball' , as in "oh gawd, there's sportball on every channel tonight!"

OP- so did John Wayne!

I HATE watching sports. I’ve enjoyed playing sports all my life baseball, football, swimming, tennis, etc., but watching them is torturous to me. Way too boring.

R15 = Jame “Buffalo Bill” Gumb

[quote] I own a cake keeper.

What’s “cake keeper”, precious? What’s “cake keeper”?

My doorknob would file charges and a restraining order if it could.

I do not fart...

I break wind.

I sing this Cole Porter line to straight men with a direct, inviting gaze:

"But if, baby, I'm the bottom,

"You're the top!"

The "Diana scream" guy could have been me.

The boyfriend.

I'm American who says "Shed-yule," "aluminium" and "knock me up," and invite visitors to see my bibelots.

My "Super Gay" t-shirt

Apart from my breath at times, perhaps the fact that I have eleven different kitchen salts and am never without good black and white truffles.

My Barbie collection.

My voice. I open my mouth and purses inevitably fall out.

I roll up a twin mattress and use it as a tampon.

The aliens who wish me "Happy Pride" from space ever June

A rectum full of Santorum.

I live in a house that is about a century old and sometimes, I like to walk around on the back porch at sunrise and hum the Falcon Crest theme, imagining myself Angela Channing. Sometimes, I toast the house with my coffee cup and mumble something about 'a toast to you, Falcon Crest, and long may you live.' I hope the neighbors and vagrants don't see me.

Can't throw a baseball overhand.

I spread my trousers before sitting.

I don't want extra cloth bunching up in my cleavage.

I like neither croquet, nor tennis nor cricket.

I gasp when I almost trip, drop something or encounter a bug.

I'm reading Joan Collins's diaries.

Similar to r7, I like reenacting the female roles of my favorite musicals, including twirling to the one posted below.

You could have just said "I twirl" R46 and that would have been enough.

[quote] that would have been enough.

Sufficient!

R46 = Margaret Thatcher

I get all gay'n stuff over cock.

I guess my love of Old Hollywood glamour and especially divas. Judy, Liza, Barbra, Diana, Liz, Cher....it all came to me so naturally once I discovered my mother's movie magazines back in the 70s. I also greatly enjoy gossip and scandal.

I never miss a Renee Zellweger movie.

R40, I want to hang out with you. I sing the Santa Barbara theme while dancing around my California condo, using lyrics I make up on the spot to worship my cats.

It's just a domed container to keep cakes fresh and make them easier to transport, r26. I've been told by several people it's an odd thing for a man to own.

It's just a domed container to keep cakes fresh and make them easier to transport, r26. I've been told by several people it's an odd thing for a man to own.

Thanks, R54/R55.

I can sing the entirety of "Nixon in China" from beginning to end.

Fags! You’re all fags!

R2 I've pretty much always peed sitting down, at home and at work. It's mainly a sound thing for me in public places - I can't stand being in a dead silent room in a bathroom at work listening to others peeing. At home it's mainly because I hate wiping up pee splatters.

If I'm at a noisy bar I'm fine using the urinals there. Otherwise my bladder just says "nope".

The $1.99 charge to my bank account for this shite hole that appears on my statement.

r52 Please marry me (but only if you're serious). I love her! (despite the fact she gets a lot of shit here)

I french braid my own hair. Or put it up in a twist or in barrettes on the sides.

Love Mitzi and Mackie and Julie. And Suzanne Sugarbaker.

Love figure skating, but only before 2020.

My huge doll collection... Barbie and Kens, Tonners and Gene/Trent.

Love Rodgers & Hammerstein and Disco.

Love to bake. Love flowers. Love evening gowns and beauty pageants.

My voice still cracks and I laugh like a little girl when I'm happy. Even though I am definitely an ElderG.

Oh, and men.

I have a fashion magazine collection.

Oh my goodness. I had no idea I was so faggy! Thanks all four pointing out these types of behavior. I plead guilty to them all!

I’ve attended every Barbra Streisand concert.

I walk down to the local roadhouse in only cowboy boots, a thong, daisy dukes, and a half shirt. Then I get tossed around before getting gang fucked by hillbillies.

I know Drag Race minutiae like some bros know baseball stats

Omg where do I start?

> During the lockdown I pretended my apartment was my private karaoke club. (Yes, a hairbrush was my 🎤.)

> I correct the spelling on restaurant menus.

> I have a ginormous collection of scarves. And I wear them. (Sometimes even two at once. I knot them up like in the Rapunzel take.)

> The public library knows me by name. No, not a small town. Brooklyn, NY. Because I’m always requesting arcane titles that must be borrowed from other libraries.

> I’ve been painting my nails on and off for decades.

take, not take ^

r69 you might want to check that?

I asked for "Judy at Carnegie Hall" when I was 12.

My vintage wedding cake topper collection.

my limp wrists. I have to be conscious of how I move them. I even have to sleep with them contorted. Oh well. If somethings got to be limp, I'd rather it not be my dick.

My love of doll houses.

I'm a costume designer.

My 5TB of gay porn (and growing each day)

I don't just HAVE a cake keeper, it us a heavy glass one that stays on my kitchen counter for holding leftover biscuits and whatnot.

[quote]I never miss a Renee Zellweger movie.

Masochist.

[quote]I asked for "Judy at Carnegie Hall" when I was 12.

So, a late bloomer.

My collection of vintage Fiestaware.

I’ve put all the lot lizards at the truck stop out of business!

I kiss you when you straddle me and surround my dick with your ass.

I cry in movie theatres

[quote]when you straddle me

^ hawt

I'm what you might call a "sporty" lesbian (read: more butch than femme) but when I hear my speaking voice recorded, I have gay (man's) voice! I was flabbergasted when I first heard what I sound like when I talk. And I guess it doesn't help that I say the word "fabulous" a lot...

I imagine it's probably due to the fact that my father is gay as well (my mother thinks I inherited it).

r80 Me too! add that to my list at r62. and r78 fuck you. r61

Isn't there a place you can record your voice online, so R85 can send us a link and a sample?

Are you for it R85?

I know a straight man who cried when Spock died in one of those Star Trek movies. He didn't know that he was going to come right back to life to appear in sequels like a gay man would know.

I've given more performances of Funny Girl in my living room than Yul Bryner gave of the King on Broadway and the road combined.

I post on datalounge.

I think Blanche, Dorothy, Rose and Sophia are really my friends

Are they ALL dead now, R91?

When I say the word "antithesis" (listen for it).

I can tell that Kenny Chesney is a pig bottom.

Watching Capote on Carson then imitating him the next day at school.

[quote] My love of doll houses.

I love miniature stuff. A friend and I were in BC Canada and went to this "Miniature World" museum (b/c I wanted to go). Afterwards, my friend said it was "not bad" and "kind of interesting."

All I want to do is suck cock all day.

[quote]My love of doll houses.

There was the FABULOUS Carole and Barry Kaye Museum of Miniatures on Wilshire Blvd that would've had you orgasming at every turn. And the gift shop was TO DIE FOR. Some of their handmade higher end pieces cost as much as a car.

[quote]All I want to do is suck cock all day.

Same.

I giggle.

The stack of cardboard inserts from packages of Calvin Klein underwear in the top drawer of my dresser. I just can’t seem to throw out a picture of a ripped body in briefs.

[quote] "I love miniature stuff. "

R96 and R74 You'll appreciate this channel. The guy builds beautiful miniatures, and films them. The focus is always on abandoned and/or horror sets, & recreations. There are more of these channels on Youtube, but this one is a personal favorite.

I have an encyclopedic knowledge of the 90’s supermodels.

Having opinions about Vogue editors....

Also, having opinions about collections and fashion designers from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s... in addition to R103 and R104.

My best friend just sent me a text of a new bottle of cologne and delightedly told me this was "My Spring Fragrance!"

That's gayer than anything I've ever said.

I hiss when I get mad.

I cry at the drop of a hat; songs, movies, St Jude/Shriners commefrials, certain RHOBH episodes, certain Big Brother evictions (Metta World Peace), certain DWTS eliminations (Lisa Rinna), hearing people’s personal struggles, or seeing handicapped people living their lives makes me tear up, feel inadequate, & guilty for taking my cushy life for granted.

I smell cookies. All day. Every day.

[quote] "I giggle."

This can be terribly annoying, or absolutely adorable and completely endearing, R100.

[quote] "I’ve attended every Barbra Streisand concert."

On top of being quite the fag (like the rest of us), R65 is also wealthy.

One of my black Daddy's says it's the way my pussy milks his BBC...

Outside of Data lounge and --somewhat related-- a small knowledge of fashion designers, but only from the perspective of their homes, I have fuck all in common with you other faggy perverts.

R111 So, you have a pussy. You are a lady?

I cross my legs when I shit.

I look at a female in designer dress and know which designer and the year's collection it is!

I like it up the ass.

I dial my rotary phone with the eraser end of a no. 2 pencil.

I have favorite fashion shows I enjoy watching on an almost annual basis!

- Gucci, F/W 1995 (Tom Ford’s first collection)

- Todd Oldham, S/S 1995

- Michael Kors, S/S 2000

- Christian Dior, S/S Haute Couture 2007

Op, I too cross my legs when I sit. I actually find most adult men, gay or straight, do.

The stupid ankle-on-knee to create a square with you legs makes no sense.

I love opera

I can't sit in a room with bad lighting

LMAO, R121. I was watching a film with some straight friends this past weekend, and out of nowhere I remarked on the harsh fluorescent lighting in one scene (it took place in a diner). I immediately pictured myself in the setting and just couldn’t imagine trying to have a conversation in such horrible lighting.

I fart perfume.

I rent a modest apartment in Aix-en-Provence for the July opera festival and I refer to it as my "garçonnière".

I like sucking dick - that's quite a big clue

[quote]I rent a modest apartment in Aix-en-Provence for the July opera festival

^ divine!

I played team sports.

I sleep in the nude, on my back, legs spread wide apart, and hands covering my crotch.

I don't sit on other toilet seats.

My extensive Jadeite and Depression glass collection

I get off on being called a faggot.

My victorian postcard collection.

I can name every Judy Garland film...in order!

I fucked Rock Hudson up the ass while he sucked Liberace’s cock in the pool at Wayne Newton’s house. Then we all went to Liz’s house and tried on her caftans and jewelry while eating ice cream and watching the 1980 Academy Awards.

Thread Closed

Liza, are you the Op in the "Famous Neighbors" thread?

Liza, wear you also wearing a turban? Do turbans go with caftans?

I spend hours listening to unreleased Charli XCX songs

Hula dancing, randomly in front of strangers.

R135- No, that’s not me baby. I never lived in the C-List ghetto with Cheryl Ladd and that midget from Fantasy Island during the 1970s.

R136- A turban was the only protection Rock would allow during sex- it was usually on his head to protect his rug from getting jizzed. It costed a fortune in those days to clean jizz out of a Eva Gabor wig like his

My teenage obsession with with Orlando Bloom.

playing gay chicken with my str8 friends.

I always win.

I read Proust because he was Yves Saint Laurent's favorite author.

I read Gore Vidal because he was interviewed in Butt Magazine

I kick the shit out of assholes who call me faggy.

Steel Magnolias makes me cry.

"What's the faggiest thing about you?"

You're not even remotely gay are you?

Just a typical straight homophobe playing queer on the internet.

R146 queerbaiting

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

My earrings and caftans.

My love of the male physique.

I use the term ‘biscuits and whatnot’ with one foot 🦶 pointed backward towards the ceiling

this needs to be a video. this is lame.

I meant the dancing bear.

R152 and 153 Do you wanna fight over the bear at R15?

So many to choose from; throws like a girl, sits crossed legged, hates sports and a whole lot that I had when I was a young fairy but they got teased and bullied out of me.

R40 wins the thread, this is advanced faggotry, you ladies could learn a thing or two about this gorgeous individual.

My deep love for Antiques Roadshow.

My fuchsia fingernails.

My extensive collection of home decorating magazines from 1950-59.

My rhinestone-encrusted dildo.

Yeah, I too sit down when I pee, it's more civilized and more sanitary, just call me MARY! lol. But I've been doing it since I was a wee gayling in pre-K, it's just normal to me. :-)

I stepped on the ping pong ball!

Letting OP’s dad finger my butthole whilst blowing my load on his face.

I put honey in my daiquiris.

I lift my pinky when I jack off.

....

Whenever I hear classical music, I start ballet dancing in my living room

When there was a guy that wanted to punch me at school, I instinctively grabbed my ankles.

I dressed up as catwoman when I was a kid

I never understood why so many older boys were willing to buy me a big stick from the ice cream truck

reparative therapy sounds like a good time

When I was called 'faggot' at the Mall by a bunch of jocks, I yelled back "Enunciate, you damn gorillas. It's FAAAhgot, not feggit. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

I was a bold 16 year old. The jocks just looked confused and slithered away. I'm lucky they didn't jump me.

^ That boy had gumption!

She made a crack about him chest feeding. That could apply to gay or straight men. It's just lame snark.

Being on DL.

OP, do you cross them at the knee or the ankle?

I swish.

Except for Tom Brady, I couldn't tell you the name of a single professional athlete on a football, baseball or basketball team.

I hate professional team sports and immediately tune out when I see them on tv or hear conversations about them.

I bought ALL episodes of Sex And The City on DVD.

I have over $60,000.00 worth of inherited family silver that I haven't used in years, but I love to spend a whole day once a year polishing it all. It's one of the most calming things I do.

The fact that I'm watching Falcon Crest on IMDB TV while drinking carbonated water (Spindrift, Half Tea and Half Lemon) with my pinkie raised.

Do you shine it with 100% pure baby seal tears, R180?

I douche...before AND after.

I dream in pink.

Sometimes when I'm home alone I'll go on YouTube and listen to the Dallas and Dynasty theme songs (also the Waltons) and have a good cry.

Nothing, I might as well be straight at this point in my life.

^😆^

I have multiple books on window dressing.

The amount I spend on scented candles.

[quote] All I want to do is suck cock all day.

There is absolutely nothing "faggy" about that.

R150, among us fags there is nothing wrong with the word "faggy." Don't project denigration in neutralizing in-speech.

It's unpleasant.

My lady laugh

If my handwriting were a font it’d be called Cumdump Bold Italic

R193 that made me LOL...hard!

But cumdump is not a politically correct word.

The monocle.

I have a donut cushion sewn Into the back of my trousers for that glory-hole illusion any time!

R191 STFU, fag.

R191 You obviously missed the point of the post, dullard.

I love clothes. Designer clothes. And I take care of my skin. Other than that- nothing.

My current obsession is A Bathing Ape-which I had never heard of until a year ago!

And penis.

Thats it. Its lonely as shit.

I probably have too many fancy kitchen things. Not “frilly” fancy, but heavily chromed citrus juicers and Hermes Atellage stainless cutlery and serving pieces I collected over time. These items have stirrups on their handles, so that’s probably considered “faggy”. But I like them and they come out of the dishwasher all shiny. I have a lot of All-Clad stainless pots and pans, and now Staub black cast iron pots with bronze handles, like a casket. But I really do like to cook, so fuck it.

Last Sunday I wore this demure little number. It's too bad you cannot see how it flattered my shapely curves (I looked like an incredibly chic pregnant elephant), nor how my Miriam Haskell imitation jewellery and cat's eye sunglasses matched the gown's sheer fabulousness.

What can I say? Without André Leon Talley, another obese lady needs to pick up the baton of self-delusion.

Swooning in the presence of a manly man.

My voice. It has gotten higher and more feminine as I have gotten older.

And I am not masculine. I am that certain kind of gentle and civilized and nice that tells you a guy is not heterosexual.

I post on DL

I piss champagne.

I fart cum

I eat cum farts.

My sensitive titties....

When my man plays with and sucks my titties,

it gives me a full-body, all-over-body fag gasm

R198! Ha!

But do continue rotting.

[quote] My current obsession is A Bathing Ape

Very 00s retro

while I'd have trouble detecting a gay guy in a gay bar, I have a gift when it comes to writers and musicians (that would come out later).

Gallows humour and sarcasm.

R212, what did you detect about Jakob Dylan of the Wallflowers, back in the day? We're discussing him on another thread. I always got a repressed vibe from him and wondered if he's one of those "on the downlow" guys or if I was picking up something else about him.

I think of Joan Crawford to help go to sleep

r214 Nah, just an effeminate pretty boy with big blue eyes.

We can dissect that to the stereotypes about attractiveness especially those with an effeminate features vs the perceptions of masculinity per differing racial, ethnic, cultural, national, etc backgrounds.

And review every sensitive, broody, artists (a lot more actors in that category) that have always been pure pussy hounds. . .but also, many of them consciously aware they're gay bait and frequently use it to their advantage.

Is it likely he's had some male on male experiences, sure.

Frankly, anyone who has been on tour knows boundaries frequently get crossed between drugs, alcohol and being frequently confined to close quarters or ever having to shit in a coffee can in the back of a van in view of everybody.

Balls probably touched, dicks were probably held, and that was likely some spooning but is he repressed homo? Likely not.

We could also review famous bisexuals - those that regretted coming out, too, like Bowie (gay) or Brian Molko (bi).

Though one thing to relate about Bowie is the number of formally 'gay' white performers that later identified as str8 and ended up in monogamous relationships with black women is a rather large percentage. Same goes with the number of guys that were dogged with gay rumours and ended up with leaked tape. And that's been overly dissected on those forums more conscious of race.

But a more even parallel is considering other cultures where masculinity and the habits of str8 men would be considered pretty damn gay by American standards.

And it's difficult to say how influenced he is by Jewish culture, but that is one of those cultures where they men often get clocked for gay for their social habits.

Same with a lot of cultures, like arab, indian, hispanic, many european where there's more socialized exposure to physical intimacy between str8 males... which sends all sorts of mixed signals to the assimilated and vanillia parts of the west, especially when they're oh so very gay and yet consider very macho as well.

Which we could reflect on many a fly over state in those regards, too.

but I digress.

He's a dark haired Jesus and you're just ready to go to church, get down on your knees and take the body of christ into your mouth, eat of his flesh and savour his life blood.

I’ve heard of Theda Barra and Pola Negri.

My other car is a vulva.

I know who Tallulah Bankhead was

I know who Tallulah Bankhead is and wants to be

What about Amy Camus?

I have the filmographies of both Bette Davis and Joan Crawford stored in my brain.

I believe that makes the The Faggiest In All The Land.

I have every single album of Dionne Warwick's, in LP format, and some on CD too.

^ YOU.ARE.SIMPLY.FAGGALICIOUS!

I wanted to be Jaime Sommers, not Steve Austin.

Guzzling jizz

I am a 6'2 200lb deep-voiced guy who swears like a trucker, and I'm an interior designer.

[quote] I have a fashion magazine collection.

You mean a library? That's what you call a collection of books!

I think I want to fuck r227

I know who was given three of Tallulah Bankhead's pubic hairs.

I wash my car out front shirtless in cutoffs that would put Daisy Duke to shame.

I know Yma Sumac‘s real name.

R228 I prefer the term "archive."

Thanks, R216. I was picking up less on mannerisms and more on the chilly vibe between him and his wife in photographs, where his hands are always balled into fists when she's touching him. Come to think of it, he does that with his hands with most people he's photographed with, so maybe it's general emotional suppression that I'm picking up on.

My pants make a swishing sound when I walk. I've tried different pants to no avail.

Gesticulation.

I appreciate each and every one of Yoko Ono's 13 number one Billboard Dance chart hits! 😸

I touch roses.

I read the Harvey Fierstein autobiography thread.

I know what boys like

^ I should've know you'd know where to find the boys and the booze

Keepers of the film goddesses of the 30s through the 60s.

I love pastels.

Sometimes, at the library, when no one's watching, I sit on my finger.

I know all the fancy ways of wearing a scarf like a European.

cock in the mouth

R180 That's not the faggiest thing about you it's the GAYEST thing about you.

Being able to list the chronology of creative directors and designers for certain fashion houses... by heart. Let's start with Dior: Christian Dior, Yves Saint Laurent, Marc Bohan, Gianfranco Ferré, Galliano, Bill Gaytten, Raf Simons, Serge Ruffieux & Lucie Meier, Maria Grazia Chiuri.

r248 Respect.

just remembered these...

1. My Mom used to borrow my mousse.

2. I still use mousse.

r62

I love sucking cock and swallowing man juice

my name

Other than the fact that I'm cock-crazy, nothing.

To fall asleep at night, instead of counting sheep, I recite to myself the winners of Best Supporting Actress in chronological order, beginning of course with Miss Gale Sondergaard.

I know the torture of having money with no decent shoes to purchase with it.

I extend my pinkie while I jack off.

R256, quit copying me, fucker.