Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky is HOT

Fat, uncut Ukrainian cock. Yes, please.

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Strong and fearless qualities are like catnip.

Zelenskyy is very very sexy, and infinitely heroic, I wish him and the Ukrainian people the best, they need peace, the world needs peace.

R1 Zelensky is Jewish, so you'll have to get your foreskin fix elsewhere.

^ how do we know? Some Jewish communities don't piracy circumcision. Either way he's hot. Heroism is hot.

R5 most Jews born in the former Soviet Union aren't circumcised [see DL fave Michael Lucas]

You’re an idiot, Op.

I wonder if that's his beard stepping in the water?

In a network there was video on which the half-naked new President of Ukraine Zelensky Vladimir dances in women's shoes on heels under musical composition "Tomorrow go to dance against Russians". Zelensky Vladimir and his companions parodied performance of the Ukrainian collective KAZAKY, as a part of which four dancers of nonconventional orientation. Men step on the stage in fitting latex trousers, women's shoes high-heeled, with naked stomachs and a torso. Here what can be the Ukrainian president - look and listen.

Zelensky and Putin are an archetypal action film pairing of brave resolute young hero and disgusting wicked old villain.

R11 Yup, that's what I see in the video, as well.

The band on his right middle finger - does it signify bottom or top? I get the left/right middle finger thing mixed up.

r11, it's almost out of james bond

Don't give a fuck. Get through this crisis, and then we'll talk.

Like our Donald, Volodymyr is a camera-ready TV star President, but clearly he's up to the actual job in a way his geriatric American counterpart was not.

Woof. Yes, he’s really quite hot, unlike most politicians DL creams its panties over.

I’m wondering if this photo is the real genesis of Putin’s rage at Ukraine

Rough translation for that video:

~some ukrainian interjections~

let`s pour some martiny cheers hey! for freedom for destiny for the truth cheers hey! here goes the first one here goes second here goes third cheers gay! no u gay for Yura for Yulya finger up for Lyashko! behold my mace my brothers tomorrow we go dancing against moscals let`s dance hopak, for we have strength Ukraine has not perished till we drink mightily borshch salo onion horseradish moonshine grout i drink i eat i drink i drink i drink i drink what what what what lovers exiles all glamourous fuck `em artists stylists get out of town better give more lipsticks gay parades in Rada they are all like that I want to But i can not but for salo well ok behold my mace my brothers tomorrow we`ll go dancing against moscals let`s dance hopak, for we have strength Ukraine has not perished till we have salo borshch salo onion horseradish moonshine grout i drink i eat i drink i drink i drink i drink what?

p.s. moscals = russians mace - cossacks and now ukrainian president`s symbol of power Yulya - Yulia Tymoshenko, politician Lyashko - politician as well hopak - traditional ukrainian dance borshch&salo&horseradish&onion - dishesingredients of ukrainian cuisine Rada - ukrainian parlament

His courage is legendary. He is single handedly forcing the EU and NATO to join him: "you will help me get rid of this evil if its the last thing I do."

Uffff What a man. What courage. He must be great in bed.

Help him Biden!!! Get some drones and blast those Ruskies off the map!!!

Omg, that video is gold, r10, tks

I seriously wonder if part of Putin's calculation was that the president of Ukraine was just a comedian, a political novice who would roll over in fear at the first tank. Instead he was met with real balls, unlike Vlad's shirtless-crocodile-hunter act.

OP is worse than Hitler and Putin, combined.

r21 Solid Gold Dancers!

Hot guy. Love his big arms and want to see his hairy hole. But let’s be real - he’ll be dead by the end of the month…

No, wait! He's shorter than Tom Cruise? Tammy must have had an uncomfortable day in those manlift shoes that gave him an extra 4 inches while meeting a confident Head of State.

R2, he's shorter than TOM CRUISE?

R26, Great minds think alike.

He may be shorter than Tom Cruise's *official* height.

Zelenskyy is 5ft 6

Zelenskyy is 5ft 6

5’ 6” with a 5’ 6” dong.

...and 5.6" google-eyes.

I want to see him presenting hole.

I had an argument with a friend over this a couple of years ago. Over what is and is not attractive in men. She was of the opinion that the only truly hot men are criminals and thugs and that it's the element of danger that attracts straight women and gay men. I disagreed (and still do). A bad boy can be hot of course but it is some pure sexual intoxicant when a man is strong and masculine and on the side of good. Nothing is sexier than a man doing the right thing in the face of danger. Protecting the innocent and helpless etc. I'm not even joking, that shit is knee weakening.

I hope Zelenskiy lives. You know Putin is secretly super mad at being shown up as the vain, insecure plastic surgery victim he is by this Ukrainian to whom it all comes 100% naturally.

R10 Oh wow 😮 that video was HoTT.. I absolutely love it. And it’s edgy af and. You see those outfits they were wearing? I mean look at them. Super androgynous and out there for a future president. I’m loving him more and more..

Putin is extremely jealous of him. The old bag..😂

The hot fox is still alive, thankfully, and still a better leader than many we have here in 'Murica.

Short, stocky, slightly ratty-faced. What's not to like??

Zalenski is sexy in a Pete Buttigieg kind of way. But between Vlad and Pete, I'd risk it with Pete and the subsequent wrath of Mrs. Chasten Buttigeig, only because I want bragging rights and a book/Netflix deal For "I Confess," (the tragedy and ecstasy of President Buttigegs's secret whore.")

Zelensky is sexy as hell, but I'm somewhat disappointed if I'm disagreeing with Julie Burchill on that.

[quote]Some Jewish communities don't piracy circumcision.

Say what, now? 🤔