Cute hockey twink to salivate over

He looks like Sean Cody’s Jaime.

Stinky linky,

Can you give us a name.

Yes he's cute but you've given us nothing OP.

Who is he? Is he gay? Does he have OnlyFans?

Inquiring minds need to know!

OP that's not the full gif. There's a longer one that's way hotter where he looks pissed off, flares his nostrils, ect

I love this one. Dudebrah chattin' wit his buddy while he casually scratches his fuckin' nard sack.

Straight dudes are the fuckin' BEST.

Um.

This one is great. Tell me the dudebrah on the right isn't BUILT to fuck. Those fuckin lips,- gottDAMN.

[quote]OP that's not the full gif. There's a longer one that's way hotter where he looks pissed off, flares his nostrils, ect

Share it, please.

How's his butt?...

That kid looks 15 years old .

OP's pic is André Burakovsky, who used to play for the Washington Capitals but now plays for the Colorado Avalanche.

[quote] That kid looks 15 years old .

Your point?

He's 27 now, no idea how old he was in that pic. Presumably over 18 though given the shirt.

Get your eyes checked R9.

These guys are not pro-gay.

^ What a waist of nice ass :(

Hand me my smelling salts. Mama’s gonna pass out.

Oh deer

Check out these charming, hot as motherfuckin SHIT straight boys having fun in the locker room. So great.

I have great memories of the high school locker room after gym class my junior year. I was pretty low key, but I would change near the jock bros, who were always getting into antics. One dudebrah jock was named Derek. Holy fuck- he was a star baseball player, and he had the most perfect fuckin ass. Just like smooth, muscular, fuckin hot tan line. He looked like the dude below. And he was into joking around with the other dudes and mooning and stuff. It was so good. He also had a penchant for rippin' much ass.

One time it was like 95 degrees and humid in the gym. They decided to let us have a free period, already changed into our shorts. Our gym class was not coed, so it was all dudes. Derek hiked his leg and cut a long fart. They gym teacher said "Welp, Derek just raised the temp about 5 more degrees in here." and we all cracked up. God help me, I fuckin LOVE that str8 male bonding shit.

None of that sounds attractive ^.

I'm with you R18. That all sounds kind of gross and stinky.

Pedo thread. Ewww

^ No, professional hockey players are NOT children. Lighten-up

The first pic is mad Sus

What do you all think of this lacrosse twink? Not famous in his own right but had a VERY famous grandmother.

Ignore R20, R21. His cataracts are so bad anybody under the age of 50 looks like a child to him.

Even if this dude is 53 now, he looks 15 in the OP pic, which makes the OP creepy.

Well he's not R25, which makes your judgement bad, not OP's. You've clearly never seen a 15 year old in real life.

TV has really warped people's perceptions of age.

R23, Good thing he didn't get his mother's horse face.

he looks like Brandon Flynn

[quote] —Homonyms can be tricky

Oh, I don’t think so. I mean I’ve always used Bruce.

Another

r25 Burakovsky is in his 20s, currently in the league. If you're looking for a more manly stud type, here is his former teammate, Tom Wilson.

R23 Who is it?

R6 "dudebrah"

You're trying so very hard to sound cool. It's not working.

I remember dudebrah.

R31, I prefer Evander Kane

Andre is pretty bright!

Awww…… Poor baby!

he looks underage. DL pedos strike again.

Dudebrah? Back in my day, we wore mansierres.

he’s got a neck mole, pass.

R32, Cooper Endicott (Joan Rivers' grandson)

He looks like a psychopath.

He does NOT look underage.

Any of you morons who think that are so used to seeing 25 year olds play 15 on TV that you lost your perspective.

[quote]OP's pic is André Burakovsky,

Nice!

He reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo.

Remember the smell of chlorine, mold and jock sweat in your high school locker room? Bottle THAT!

Who is this cutie?? Hockey player or model? o_O

Oh R47, that's just some rando cute guy playing dress-up for the camera.

R47's guy is Vyacheslav Trusov, who plays for the (Russian, I think) team Soyuz.

R49 We hate Russians. Now.

[quote]One time it was like 95 degrees and humid in the gym. They decided to let us have a free period, already changed into our shorts. Our gym class was not coed, so it was all dudes. Derek hiked his leg and cut a long fart. They gym teacher said "Welp, Derek just raised the temp about 5 more degrees in here." and we all cracked up. God help me, I fuckin LOVE that str8 male bonding shit.

First of all, that's disgusting.

Secondly, while they're nice to look at, the older I get the more I realise how little in common I have with guys who look like that and play sports. Plus they're straight, even if I were their age they wouldn't be interested in me; I'd almost have to be a completely different person even if they were bi-curious.

Well, that’s you r21. Not me

[quote][R47]'s guy is Vyacheslav Trusov, who plays for the (Russian, I think) team Soyuz.

Good call finding his name R49, But I can't find anything about him related to hockey, and I'm sure he has social media like Instagram but I can't find it.

The only thing I found was some Chinese media article about him but it's probably not translated well - though it seems, in 2021, he ran onto the ice in the Chinese Hockey team's first game against Russian's team in Russia - which was televised in China and got him lots of "fans" via his cuteness.

At least I think that's what happened. Seems he's also 18 and in some sort of college.

I really think he's just a cute guy with a hockey fetish. I can't find anything about him as any kind of legit player besides the Chinese article mentioning what seems to be a local club league. Here's a link to the article (I opened it in chrome which offers an auto-translate to english)

R53 - I've linked to his player card. I may have been confused about which name is his surname and which is his first name. His jersey says "Трусов" which sounds like "trusov."

r50 - Why hate an entire people because you don't like a hockey player?

[quote]I've linked to his player card.

Thanks R54. Yeah, that seems to be some youth league team.

OP's cloaca is quivering and moist. She only wishes ANY man would inseminate it.

LOL. Cloaca.

R23 too gay looking.

R51 Sorry, I'm hopelessly attracted to str8 dewds, and I love that male bonding stuff.

This guy's super tite brah.

“Tight” is 2011 speak

Wait. The dude at r60 is straight?!

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

I’ve seen more masculine people and poses at Gay Pride parades.