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Mario Lopez Locker Room Sightings

Came across this bit from Michael Musto in the Village Voice written during Mario’s A Chorus Line run on Broadway in 2008:

[Quote] Speaking of treats for the gays, I know someone who knows someone who sees Mario Lopez regularly work out at Equinox. (Yes, I know people in low places.) Apparently the Saved by the Schlong—I mean, Saved by the Bell—star sports one singular sensation. Says the source: “Mario is more blessed than he deserves to be. Basically, he’s hung like a horse, and he doesn’t feel shy about whipping off that towel in the locker room to show it!” Yum. No wonder Mario’s Dancing With the Stars partner never got too close! (Alternate joke: Some say he pings, but I say he pingas.)

Any stories DL? Gym, locker room, urinal sightings? Sounds like Mario wasn’t shy and was quite the exhibitionist. Have at it!

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by Anonymousreply 204February 15, 2024 2:01 PM

Hey, if you've got it, flaunt it!

by Anonymousreply 1February 26, 2022 10:13 PM

Dick: ten; Looks three...

by Anonymousreply 2February 26, 2022 10:18 PM

Looks 8, body 10, dick... I need to taste/see/verify

by Anonymousreply 3February 26, 2022 10:19 PM

Michael Musto. LMAO!

by Anonymousreply 4February 26, 2022 10:24 PM

I've been mesmerized by his bulge ever since he did the Greg Louganis movie.

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by Anonymousreply 5February 26, 2022 10:28 PM

I bet Mario loves showing off his intact cock in the locker room while acting all innocent and unassuming.

by Anonymousreply 6February 26, 2022 11:00 PM

How good do we think Mr. Musto’s intel is?

by Anonymousreply 7February 27, 2022 10:12 AM

Didn’t Mario get accused of sexual harassment back in his SBTB years?

How has that not resurfaced, with him being everywhere during the whole #meetoo blowout?

by Anonymousreply 8February 27, 2022 10:22 AM

Mario in the Locker Room

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by Anonymousreply 9February 27, 2022 2:34 PM

R8- It was far worse than that and I believe the allegations.

I think he is garbage-

by Anonymousreply 10February 27, 2022 2:39 PM

Any firsthand sightings of Mario’s uncut man meat, DL’ers?

by Anonymousreply 11February 28, 2022 12:43 AM

I'd much rather see him naked.

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by Anonymousreply 12February 28, 2022 12:01 PM

[Quote] I bet Mario loves showing off his intact cock in the locker room while acting all innocent and unassuming.

Are you staring at my dick?

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by Anonymousreply 13March 1, 2022 12:00 AM

Fish friend fucked him. I can confirm charming, hot body, great dick

But also “two pump chump”

by Anonymousreply 14March 1, 2022 12:42 AM

Cumming fast is fine, but does he cum a lot? I can’t handle a few drops.

by Anonymousreply 15March 1, 2022 12:50 AM

This thread is starting to get good. Spill everything you know R14!

by Anonymousreply 16March 1, 2022 12:52 AM

Sadly, fish never notice amounts of cum. They find it gross. (Meanwhile have they looked down?!)

In my experience Latins shoot good loads.

by Anonymousreply 17March 1, 2022 12:55 AM

You're welcum

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by Anonymousreply 18March 1, 2022 12:57 AM

oh my gawd, mama needs smelling salts

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by Anonymousreply 19March 1, 2022 12:59 AM

I’d eat his ass.

by Anonymousreply 20March 1, 2022 1:00 AM

[quote]Sadly, fish never notice amounts of cum. They find it gross. (Meanwhile have they looked down?!) In my experience Latins shoot good loads.

I concur watching Chaturbate. I’m into heavy loads, I lose interest when a guy shoots a little. I don’t know why.

by Anonymousreply 21March 1, 2022 1:01 AM

No surprise how else to you think such a mediocre talent ever made it? Definitely seen over the casting couch most of his life.

by Anonymousreply 22March 1, 2022 1:07 AM

R18 and R19, those are staged TV appearances. Even better: Mario swinging free!

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by Anonymousreply 23March 1, 2022 1:47 AM

His cock is huge.

by Anonymousreply 24March 1, 2022 1:54 AM

When he was on that short-lived talk show that was the male equivalent of "The View" he came across as very queeny, at least in my opinion. A few purses fell out.

by Anonymousreply 25March 1, 2022 1:58 AM

I heard someone in an interview say they were at a sporting event, where there was a line for the Men's room..

Not only was Mario occupying one of the stalls

but he was carrying on a long/loud cellphone conversation while he took his dump

His assistant was waiting at the sink to turn on the water and to provide Mario's paper towel

by Anonymousreply 26March 1, 2022 2:02 AM

This old puto is still hawking his stretched out coño?

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by Anonymousreply 27March 1, 2022 2:34 AM

While he jumps rope, you can see it flopping around, desperate to break free!

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by Anonymousreply 28March 1, 2022 2:57 AM

Mario in grey mesh shorts with no underwear. Pay close attention when he gets off the bike and walks with it.

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by Anonymousreply 29March 1, 2022 3:09 AM

[Quote] Fish friend fucked him. I can confirm charming, hot body, great dick

How’d your friend meet Mario? And was it a one time tryst, or did she get to savor his “great dick” on multiple occasions?

by Anonymousreply 30March 1, 2022 10:22 AM

What I remember most about that Nip/Tuck appearance - when he finally bared his ass - was how disappointing it was. Not nearly as tight or as shapely as one would have anticipated for such a fitness-obsessed narcissist.

by Anonymousreply 31March 1, 2022 11:44 AM

Still, he cheated on his first wife while they were on their honeymoon. That's who this pig really is.

by Anonymousreply 32March 1, 2022 12:29 PM

R31 Chamaco that's sad.

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by Anonymousreply 33March 1, 2022 2:39 PM

[quote]Yum. No wonder Mario’s Dancing With the Stars partner never got too close! (Alternate joke: Some say he pings, but I say he pingas.)

If anyone was wondering if Musto was a Datalounger, wonder no longer!

by Anonymousreply 34March 1, 2022 3:18 PM

R11 firsthand here, saw it in the locker room at the 50th Street Equinox, the underground one, when ML was in A Chorus Line. Lots of Broadway people used to work out there.

My memory is it was Saturday afternoon during what would have been between shows, but that may not be right, it's a long time ago at this point. Happened to be getting dressed after my shower as he was getting undressed in the same area of the locker room. He was bro-ing out with his workout buddy friend, they had just come in and were changing.

I thought he was just some good looking, hung guy in terms of length and thickness. I knew I knew his face but couldn't place it. It was definitely cause for alarm and one couldn't help but see it, the same way you would see any large object in your field of vision. Went home and Googled and was like "that's exactly who that was." Unmistakably.

The other hung Broadway hottie who was there a lot, straight but nice, was the redhead in Clybourne Park who played the priest. He was in amazing shape and could really lift.

by Anonymousreply 35March 1, 2022 3:42 PM

[quote] I’d eat his ass.

A clear advantage being you wouldn't see that train wreck of a face.

by Anonymousreply 36March 1, 2022 3:42 PM

[quote]Still, he cheated on his first wife while they were on their honeymoon. That's who this pig really is.

Ali landry-she was too good for him.

by Anonymousreply 37March 1, 2022 4:41 PM

[Quote]when he finally bared his ass - was how disappointing it was.

For my plebeian self, it's certainly good enough.

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by Anonymousreply 38March 1, 2022 4:58 PM

[Quote] I thought he was just some good looking, hung guy in terms of length and thickness. I knew I knew his face but couldn't place it. It was definitely cause for alarm and one couldn't help but see it, the same way you would see any large object in your field of vision. Went home and Googled and was like "that's exactly who that was." Unmistakably.

Any estimates to the dimensions? Was it soft, semi-hard? How about the balls?

by Anonymousreply 39March 1, 2022 10:13 PM

R35, that other hung guy you saw would be Brendon Griffen.

by Anonymousreply 40March 1, 2022 11:12 PM

Leather Daddy

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by Anonymousreply 41March 2, 2022 10:01 AM

Michael Musto is one ugly motherfucker.

by Anonymousreply 42March 2, 2022 10:51 AM

R35

[quote]Clybourne Park

Who?

by Anonymousreply 43March 2, 2022 12:35 PM

R35 can’t be the only DL’er to have spotted Mario at Equinox. Waiting for more!

by Anonymousreply 44March 2, 2022 10:34 PM

Mario sticking his hands down his spandex shorts and adjusting himself at the 2009 Malibu Triathlon

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by Anonymousreply 45March 3, 2022 12:53 AM

I want to smell his hand!

by Anonymousreply 46March 3, 2022 6:41 PM

R46 I want to do more than smell his hand!

by Anonymousreply 47March 3, 2022 7:27 PM

Is Clybourne Park related to Claybourne Elder?

by Anonymousreply 48March 3, 2022 7:35 PM

[Quote] His cock is huge.

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by Anonymousreply 49March 4, 2022 12:25 AM

R44 Well, since you made it up, sort of pointless to reply

by Anonymousreply 50March 4, 2022 12:26 AM

R35 made it up - sorry R44

by Anonymousreply 51March 4, 2022 12:27 AM

I believe you, R35. Come back and tell us more!

by Anonymousreply 52March 4, 2022 12:34 AM

R35 here again to reiterate my firsthand sizemeat verificatia on ML.

I didn't take measurements R39 and it's not like I could stare. It was really just the thing that happens when you see someone at the gym who's got the muscles and the impressive cock. It wasn't just "bigger than average" it was definitely more "wow that's a really big dick" without being the biggest I've ever seen. The girth was impressive too.

If he caught me looking, he definitely didn't mind, though he wasn't exhibitionist at all. Just a confident guy changing clothes with nothing to apologize for, there with someone else who I would guess was also in the show.

I did remember one other person I didn't mention before, it was one of the Title of Show guys, but I didn't see his package. Dark hair and very lean.

by Anonymousreply 53March 4, 2022 1:21 AM

Mario Lopez is one of those who hardly seems to age, but I have a feeling one day we will see a picture of him and he will look like he has aged 20 years in one year.

by Anonymousreply 54March 4, 2022 1:26 AM

R35/R53 You are a DL hero. Thank you, good sir!

by Anonymousreply 55March 4, 2022 1:48 AM

Mario has always sounded gay. Ergo, she's gay.

by Anonymousreply 56March 4, 2022 1:17 PM

He doesn't seem gay to me, but extremely narcissistic like someone mentioned above. He tries to appeal to women and men alike. Maybe that's why some think he affiliates with gays. Can't stand overly narcissistic people. They take all the air out of everything where they appear. And yet, unlike real amoral assholes, I wouldn't mind a hatte fuck with them. It probably would become a bizarre power fuck where we both want to fuck as tops. But I digress...

by Anonymousreply 57March 4, 2022 1:57 PM

Michael Musto is one heck of an unattractive man, and what's up with him wrapping plastic bags on his shoes in the winter? Too cheap to buy boots???? Please explain Michael?

by Anonymousreply 58March 4, 2022 2:16 PM

He’s a Trumper.

That kills all interest or curiosity for me.

by Anonymousreply 59March 4, 2022 2:39 PM

Mario in some revealing wet, white swim trunks

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by Anonymousreply 60March 5, 2022 3:40 AM

Bulge

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by Anonymousreply 61March 5, 2022 1:48 PM

He has always set the gaydar off. Maybe he’s bi. But I have no doubt he’s had gay sex before.

by Anonymousreply 62March 5, 2022 1:52 PM

Multitasking: baby duties and baiting the paparazzi

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by Anonymousreply 63March 5, 2022 1:52 PM

What do you mean, "baiting"?

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by Anonymousreply 64March 5, 2022 2:49 PM

He was just on Finding Your Roots and his background is Spanish and native, so I guess that combo will get you a wrecked face and a horse dick.

by Anonymousreply 65March 5, 2022 2:55 PM

I have seen him at Costco purchaseing tortillas and moisturizer several times. Usually shirtless and with his dick visible through his shorts. He seems like a nice guy. But his over the top display at the hotdog cart was a turn off.

by Anonymousreply 66March 5, 2022 3:11 PM

[Quote] I have seen him at Costco purchaseing tortillas and moisturizer several times. Usually shirtless and with his dick visible through his shorts. He seems like a nice guy. But his over the top display at the hotdog cart was a turn off.

I hope this is a parody. Who goes into a store shirtless? But a part of me also hopes that this isn’t a parody, because I have questions about the visible dick through the shorts. Is Mario a free baller?

by Anonymousreply 67March 5, 2022 3:28 PM

Above average, but smaller than mine. He's quite the eager bottom, though. I can't count the number of times he came handsfree while riding my cock. I think the accusations are BS. The boy can't get close to getting it up if there's vag in the room.

by Anonymousreply 68March 5, 2022 3:41 PM

R65, he had to go on Finding Your Roots to "discover" he was Native and Spanish? It's written all over him...Perhaps he thought he was Swedish and Chinese.

by Anonymousreply 69March 5, 2022 3:46 PM

Yeah, didn’t Ryan Seacrest plant accusations about himself to make him seem straight too?

by Anonymousreply 70March 5, 2022 3:46 PM

Oy vey!

by Anonymousreply 71March 5, 2022 8:22 PM

All that gym time is mainly to keep his ass firm.

by Anonymousreply 72March 5, 2022 8:55 PM

[Quote] All that gym time is mainly to keep his ass firm.

It’s a full time job.

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by Anonymousreply 73March 6, 2022 11:57 AM

R72

And filled.

by Anonymousreply 74March 6, 2022 12:31 PM

If I'm not yelling, someone isn't working hard enough.

by Anonymousreply 75March 6, 2022 8:01 PM

Dick pics or it didn't happen.

by Anonymousreply 76March 6, 2022 8:03 PM

R66 Really? Costco would let people walk around the store shirtless? Doubt it.

by Anonymousreply 77March 8, 2022 1:11 PM

[quote]I did remember one other person I didn't mention before, it was one of the Title of Show guys, but I didn't see his package. Dark hair and very lean.

That would have been Title of Show's director Michael Berresse, r53. He started out as a gymnast and is still quite fit in his 50s. Also hung.

Mario came into the Chorus Line revival when Berresse left. The show closed not long after that.

by Anonymousreply 78March 8, 2022 2:38 PM

R78 Any inside scoop on Mario during his time on A Chorus Line?

by Anonymousreply 79March 8, 2022 8:30 PM

Flopping

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by Anonymousreply 80March 9, 2022 10:20 PM

Where to begin, r79? Mario didn't learn his lines - he read from a script while in the back of the house. He had notes written inside hats and posted on walls just offstage. Sometimes he'd just paraphrase. Zach's "Listen, now listen. Larry has exactly the style I'm looking for, very 30s. Everyone keep your eye on him. Let's do it again. Ah 5, 6, 7, 8!" became, with Mario: "Ok, everybody check out Larry. 5, 6, 7, 8".

Nick Adams had to wear a hoodie so as not to have to compete with Mario's muscles. Lopez's costume was changed so he could show off his biceps. Blocking was changed.

Mario's Zach was onstage just before Music and the Mirror, which completely ruins the tension of the scene - Cassie, standing alone and vulnerable on Zach's line, while he questioned her from the darkness on a God mic was a very different scene with Zach onstage.

The worst was the finale. It was re-staged so that Mario/Zach took the point of the wedge instead of Paul, which took away the joy of Paul rejoining the line and the idea that no one was to stand out. It was changed for the sole purpose of highlighting Mario.

And that's not to mention the TWO times he left Paul sobbing onstage after his monologue because he was outside on the sidewalk.

He was a disaster.

by Anonymousreply 81March 10, 2022 12:23 AM

R81 Did he get his dick into many members of the cast?

by Anonymousreply 82March 10, 2022 12:38 AM

R82. Just me!

by Anonymousreply 83March 10, 2022 12:48 AM

Yeah...probably not, r83. Mario started out with whatever girlfriend he had at the time in his lap in Zach's chair during the show in the 1st few weeks. Then she vanished, and he started courting a few of the other female cast members. He did finally settle on Courtney, a standby, who he married and sired 2 children with.

He flew to CA every Sunday night after the matinee, and since he got bored fast, he frequently "missed" his flight back on Tuesday. Sometimes he didn't even manage to get back for Wednesday.

by Anonymousreply 84March 10, 2022 1:32 AM

Mario’s Meat

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by Anonymousreply 85March 12, 2022 7:28 PM

Bad link above. Mario’s Meat:

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by Anonymousreply 86March 12, 2022 7:32 PM

R32, He could have at least waited one day!

by Anonymousreply 87March 12, 2022 9:50 PM

I saw Mario Lopez in the gym locker room.

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by Anonymousreply 88March 21, 2022 10:36 PM

R88 The guy was Team Zack.

by Anonymousreply 89March 21, 2022 10:41 PM

Mario was smart enough not to engage with the asshole or file charges.

by Anonymousreply 90March 21, 2022 11:22 PM

Mario sounds gay, always has.

by Anonymousreply 91March 22, 2022 7:43 AM

R88 why does Queerty write like 14 year old girls talk? Is that supposed to appeal to gay men?

by Anonymousreply 92March 22, 2022 8:50 AM

Nothing much there.

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by Anonymousreply 93March 22, 2022 9:24 AM

[quote] it was one of the Title of Show guys

Huh?

by Anonymousreply 94March 22, 2022 9:36 AM

R93 That bitch couldn't wait to get on my dick, then insisted that Lopez and I piss on him in the shower.

by Anonymousreply 95March 22, 2022 12:23 PM

R91, sounds have no sexual orientation

by Anonymousreply 96March 22, 2022 4:19 PM

So no comment of the small bulge in the Fallon skit?

by Anonymousreply 97March 22, 2022 4:45 PM

Come again.

by Anonymousreply 98March 22, 2022 4:59 PM

[quote] That would have been Title of Show's director Michael Berresse

Michael Berresse is hung like a horse and a great fuck.

by Anonymousreply 99March 22, 2022 5:18 PM

[Quote] So no comment of the small bulge in the Fallon skit?

Penises change sizes, R97. Have you ever seen one?

by Anonymousreply 100March 22, 2022 10:06 PM

Or the producers or censors or whoever may have insisted he wear a dancer’s belt.

by Anonymousreply 101March 22, 2022 10:29 PM

[Quote] So no comment of the small bulge in the Fallon skit?

R97 Do you want to comment in regards to all of the bulge shots and videos of his penis jumping in his shorts already posted in this thread?

by Anonymousreply 102March 24, 2022 12:20 AM

All potatoes.

by Anonymousreply 103March 24, 2022 5:38 PM

[Quote] All potatoes.

Not according to R35/R53!

by Anonymousreply 104March 25, 2022 2:25 AM

Anyone ever been on the same flight as Mario? Did you catch him beating his meat and choking the chicken?

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by Anonymousreply 105April 6, 2022 2:08 AM

I bought a few pairs of undies from the Mario Lopez collection when they were in the bargain bin for $1. Stretchy and comfy. But didn’t wash well.

by Anonymousreply 106April 6, 2022 1:44 PM

[paste] Stretchy and comfy. But didn’t wash well.

Just like Mario’s hole

by Anonymousreply 107April 6, 2022 1:49 PM

Let me try that again..

[quote] Stretchy and comfy. But didn’t wash well.

Just like Mario’s hole

by Anonymousreply 108April 6, 2022 1:50 PM

[Paste] I bought a few pairs of undies from the Mario Lopez collection when they were in the bargain bin for $1. Stretchy and comfy.

Gotta make sure there’s room for the boys!

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by Anonymousreply 109April 6, 2022 8:37 PM

[Quote] I bought a few pairs of undies from the Mario Lopez collection when they were in the bargain bin for $1. Stretchy and comfy.

Gotta make sure there’s room for the boys!

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by Anonymousreply 110April 6, 2022 8:41 PM

Wet Suit Bulge

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by Anonymousreply 111April 8, 2022 10:53 PM

Shirtless and showing some bulge.

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by Anonymousreply 112April 23, 2022 1:00 PM

Given all of the people he’s undoubtedly slept with, there should be more salacious first hand stories about him on the internet.

by Anonymousreply 113May 8, 2022 3:29 PM

Its interesting when he was on Saved by the Bell I wasn't into the blond boy oh no.I though Mario Lopez was very cute. I've always been wired that way.

by Anonymousreply 114May 8, 2022 6:12 PM

R32: "Still, he cheated on his first wife while they were on their honeymoon. "

You believe that crap?

by Anonymousreply 115May 8, 2022 6:19 PM

Do you think Mario makes all the chicks he bangs sign nondisclosure agreements?

by Anonymousreply 116May 8, 2022 8:17 PM

R43 r94 Your ignorance of theatre / play titles is tedious.

by Anonymousreply 117May 8, 2022 8:28 PM

it can rot on the shelf. no thanks.

by Anonymousreply 118May 9, 2022 12:44 AM

I want to have a Mario Lopez locker room sighting

by Anonymousreply 119May 9, 2022 2:43 AM

I had some of my first orgasms to Mario back in the AC Slater days. And I can still bust to him today, all these years later! Hubba Hubba!

by Anonymousreply 120May 9, 2022 8:35 AM

R120 He was a pretty little piece back then, with an ass that would open up beautifully for my cock.

by Anonymousreply 121May 9, 2022 9:58 AM

With the Jessie Williams cock leak, now it's Mario's turn.

by Anonymousreply 122May 9, 2022 9:37 PM

My sister saw him at a Catholic mass near Glendale, CA.

by Anonymousreply 123May 9, 2022 9:41 PM

R123 Was Mario getting biblical with anyone?

by Anonymousreply 124May 9, 2022 11:07 PM

Some of you all are stretching to find something where there's nothing.

by Anonymousreply 125May 10, 2022 12:03 AM

R125 is this in reference to Mario’s bulging member?

by Anonymousreply 126May 10, 2022 12:12 AM

I wish he'd start on Onlyfans.

by Anonymousreply 127May 10, 2022 12:19 AM

R124, my sister claims he was super nice and down-to-earth. This was circa 2000.

by Anonymousreply 128May 10, 2022 12:46 AM

Hard to say, he's got a big dick smirk, but the body could be compensating.

by Anonymousreply 129May 10, 2022 7:01 AM

R5, here's Greg showing Mario how to lisp correctly.

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by Anonymousreply 130May 10, 2022 6:09 PM

[Quote] With the Jessie Williams cock leak, now it's Mario's turn.

I want a leaked dick pic of Mario’s cock leaking cum

by Anonymousreply 131May 10, 2022 9:14 PM

R130 Mario's a talented young man, but he needed some advice, and training.

by Anonymousreply 132May 11, 2022 3:17 AM

Louganis seems to be employing the Bruce Weber breathing technique on young Mario.

by Anonymousreply 133May 13, 2022 8:46 PM

[quote]I want to have a Mario Lopez locker room sighting

Oh, honey, you have to be in a locker room for that.

by Anonymousreply 134May 25, 2022 5:50 PM

[Quote] Oh, honey, you have to be in a locker room for that.

I’d hide out in a locker room just to get a glimpse of Mario’s meat lol

by Anonymousreply 135May 28, 2022 7:48 PM

Hello! Mario in clinging wet, white trunks:

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by Anonymousreply 136June 4, 2022 4:00 PM

Sorry Mario's ass isn't what it used to be, I've stretched it out a lot over the years.

by Anonymousreply 137June 4, 2022 7:56 PM

He’s a lousy, overrated actor. I never though he was handsome or sexy. He’s a mannequin. As he ages, he’s puffy due to the plastic surgery….he became a caricature of his former self. I think the GOP is courting him to run for office. (It’s just a hunch.) He appeared on the 700 Club years ago.

by Anonymousreply 138June 4, 2022 8:15 PM

Anymore first hand sightings or tidbits from those who have fucked him?

by Anonymousreply 139June 27, 2022 11:49 PM

Wish the shorts were lighter and grey or white in color…

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by Anonymousreply 140June 29, 2022 4:17 PM

Bulge

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by Anonymousreply 141June 30, 2022 10:53 PM

He’s still so hot.

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by Anonymousreply 142September 2, 2022 11:43 PM

Still tight around my cock, after all these years.

by Anonymousreply 143September 9, 2022 5:53 AM

Pretty amazing...some of my very first orgasms were had to this guy when I was 11 years old and I'm 43 now and can still cum hard to him. If only he'd put that wrestling singlet back on.

by Anonymousreply 144September 22, 2022 6:06 PM

Cheated on his wife on their honeymoon. The dick wants what the dick wants.

by Anonymousreply 145September 22, 2022 6:39 PM

He's cut

by Anonymousreply 146September 22, 2022 6:56 PM

So take this with a grain of salt as it is second hand. I have a friend who "knows" him quite well. He said Mario is a sex addict and has been with both men and women. He beleives he is fully hetero, but doesn't mind sex with men occasionally as long as he is the driver. I asked if he was like fully into it. He told me yes, kisses, will suck dick, eat ass but will not get fucked, but loves his ass eaten.

by Anonymousreply 147September 22, 2022 7:02 PM

[Quote] He's cut

He is definitely not, and Mario talks about his uncut penis all the time, literally in the media.

by Anonymousreply 148September 22, 2022 9:51 PM

R147 That’s hot. Ask your friend for all of the details. Find out if they know Mario’s dick size. Please and thank you.

by Anonymousreply 149September 22, 2022 9:54 PM

r149 no measurements but He told me it was "big" but not BIG - as in he is not a tall man with a larger-than-normal cock which on him looks huge. He said Mario prefers hetro flexible guys rather than gay men because gay men talk.

by Anonymousreply 150September 23, 2022 2:23 AM

If he's "fully hetero", then he wouldn't have sex -- or be able to be aroused -- by men.

Definitely Bi.

by Anonymousreply 151September 23, 2022 2:27 AM

He's really aged well, but finally is starting to show some 'normal' wear and tear in his face.

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by Anonymousreply 152September 23, 2022 2:29 AM

R146. Mario's penis is perfectly intact. He's very proud of it. He is not mutilated. And he kept his son intact. Mario has discussed this in several interviews.

by Anonymousreply 153September 23, 2022 2:39 AM

R148 "literally"

Grow up

by Anonymousreply 154September 23, 2022 2:40 AM

R147 / R150 Sure Jan

by Anonymousreply 155September 23, 2022 2:41 AM

R150 So has your friend slept with Mario? How does he know how big his dick is?

by Anonymousreply 156September 23, 2022 2:42 AM

r156 no he has not. He is just in his posse so to speak. I can't really give much more than that. He is just very close to him in his circle. I have worked professionaly with Mario but would never think he is gay. He is very very friendly and approachable. We only started talking about him after the Ali Landy thing and he said "I can tell you some stories" and boy did he.

by Anonymousreply 157September 23, 2022 2:49 AM

R156 You're not believing that, are you? Good lord.

by Anonymousreply 158September 23, 2022 2:50 AM

r158 you can believe what you want. I actually don't expect you to believe me, which is totally fine.

by Anonymousreply 159September 23, 2022 2:52 AM

R159 Bless your heart

by Anonymousreply 160September 23, 2022 2:54 AM

[Quote] he said "I can tell you some stories" and boy did he.

So let’s hear them!

by Anonymousreply 161September 23, 2022 3:08 AM

The dick is small, but his ass could mix bread dough.

by Anonymousreply 162September 23, 2022 3:08 AM

[Quote] no measurements but He told me it was "big" but not BIG - as in he is not a tall man with a larger-than-normal cock which on him looks huge

So short man with a nice sized cock. Mario’s always shown some good bulges over the years.

by Anonymousreply 163September 23, 2022 3:16 AM

Whether it’s wishful thinking or not, I tend to believe 147 and his additional comments

by Anonymousreply 164September 23, 2022 1:39 PM

Michael Musto reporting on second hand sightings of penis in lockerrooms is creepy. He's a creepy guy and seems like he is stuck in NYC circa 1996.

by Anonymousreply 165September 23, 2022 2:02 PM

[Quote] Whether it’s wishful thinking or not, I tend to believe 147 and his additional comments

Me too. I believe you R147/R150/R157/R159. Please share more of your friends’ stories of Mario, salacious details and all!

by Anonymousreply 166September 23, 2022 9:41 PM

Me three. And I DON'T believe the story or stories of Lopez supposedly cheating on his beard, I mean, wife, right before the wedding. That's the same playbook that Hugh Grant's publicists used to stop the rumors of Grant being gay.

by Anonymousreply 167September 24, 2022 8:06 AM

R167 I believe that he fucked the stripper at his bachelor party. I also definitely buy him being a sex addictive and wouldn’t be surprised to learn that he’d get with anyone to get him hard and squirting.

by Anonymousreply 168September 24, 2022 1:33 PM

Apparently today is Mario’s 49th birthday. Any more first or second hand stories on him in regards to his sex life and what he’s packing below the belt?

by Anonymousreply 169October 10, 2022 9:03 PM

Fortunately, Mario Lopez and Mark-Paul Gosselaar were both saved from the plastiBell.

by Anonymousreply 170October 11, 2022 2:39 AM

I’d suck his dick.

by Anonymousreply 171October 11, 2022 2:41 AM

^^I would too, gladly.

by Anonymousreply 172October 11, 2022 2:49 AM

I don't R168. Not at all...

by Anonymousreply 173October 11, 2022 6:57 AM

R8 he doesn't count as one. He's cute,hung and fabulous. Heavy Whalestein and Wood-Yi Allen are both gross,vile ugly perverts.

by Anonymousreply 174October 11, 2022 7:07 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 175October 19, 2022 10:18 PM

R174, does your iPhone 2 come with a space key?

by Anonymousreply 176October 21, 2022 6:28 AM

Mario showing off his big rod.

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by Anonymousreply 177October 22, 2022 12:28 PM

In that made for TV behind the scenes of The Golden Girls movie, Bea was horrified when Mario played the old hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket gag during a live audience taping of their scene in the cinema.

by Anonymousreply 178October 22, 2022 12:49 PM

There HAS to be nudes of him out there. Waiting for the day they leak.

by Anonymousreply 179November 4, 2022 12:49 AM

R176 I don't use Apple cuntbreath. I got it when your mentor Whalestein was sent to prison. He misses your blow job lips in prison.....OUCH!

by Anonymousreply 180November 5, 2022 3:42 PM

I don't see Mario having a naturally big cock. I bet he shows off and I bet he is hung, be he looks like those guys who would pump, jelq, and use those bathmate products. A lot of porn stars allow a peak behind the curtain and they often talk about pumping, pills, and other things that make them look massive both hard and soft.

by Anonymousreply 181November 5, 2022 4:50 PM

I bet he has a pretty penis.

by Anonymousreply 182November 5, 2022 5:28 PM

R177 Do fuck off.

by Anonymousreply 183November 5, 2022 10:42 PM

R182 He does, and he cums handsfree when I fuck him just right.

by Anonymousreply 184November 5, 2022 10:42 PM

Sizemeat verificatia?

by Anonymousreply 185November 6, 2022 5:13 AM

Mario flopping around on this fine Monday

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by Anonymousreply 186November 14, 2022 9:10 PM

Bump for Mario’s penis which makes the bump in his pants

by Anonymousreply 187February 5, 2023 3:36 AM

I'd like to nibble on Mario's foreskin.

by Anonymousreply 188February 5, 2023 5:25 AM

Unfortunately, Mario is a Republican, and that is a big turnoff. I think he was even on Mike Huckabee's show some years back.

I prefer Mark-Paul Gosselaar -- better-looking and a Democrat.

by Anonymousreply 189February 5, 2023 8:38 AM

Bulge

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by Anonymousreply 190February 6, 2023 8:24 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 191March 4, 2023 7:21 PM

Bring Mother a drink!

by Anonymousreply 192March 4, 2023 8:03 PM

R190 Latin Leche!

by Anonymousreply 193March 4, 2023 8:17 PM

I'm kinda surprised he doesn't have upcoming appearances listed on a website somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 194March 4, 2023 8:21 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 195May 11, 2023 11:09 PM

Hot for sure, but the kind of guy you want to bang when he's young, before his narcissism and idiocy fully surface.

by Anonymousreply 196May 11, 2023 11:32 PM

MAGA loser.

by Anonymousreply 197May 12, 2023 12:03 AM

Regardless of his political leanings, I have always enjoyed watching his big swinging dick in his gym shorts

by Anonymousreply 198May 12, 2023 11:07 PM

R138 You forgot to sign that Bitter Old Queen.

by Anonymousreply 199May 15, 2023 2:02 AM

What do we think his actual penis size is? Any estimates on the dimensions?

by Anonymousreply 200June 17, 2023 11:21 AM

There’s got to be some nude photos around.

by Anonymousreply 201June 17, 2023 3:05 PM

Those who’ve had him, we need measurements!

by Anonymousreply 202June 18, 2023 12:55 PM

Any other stories of those who have meddled with Mario’s man meat?

by Anonymousreply 203June 21, 2023 11:58 AM

🥵 cute when we was in SBTB

by Anonymousreply 204February 15, 2024 2:01 PM
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