Do you own a jockstrap?

Over my penis.

Backstage.

I don't even have any tidy-whiteys. My boys like their freedom

Use to when I was a sloppy bottom. It was the end of an era when I threw them away

^ aww, that's sad, R4

I own one, but it's not one I would wear regularly. My fuckbuddy wears it, I use it to wipe our jizz up after, then keep it for smelling and j/o purposes.

[R6] And to think that some people say romance is dead!

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My last use of a proper jockstrap and cup was as a gag 'rodeo clown' performance hearding mules. Don't ask.

I wear it for most formal occasions...

and informal occasions too

Yes, love to show off in one for a top and get him so turned on that he rips it off of me.

My partner likes them so I’ll wear them for him. I’d rather just get naked and get to it as soon as possible, so underwear doesn’t do much for me.

Seven. Wear them on leg day. Frame my beefy ass perfectly.

Found a trove of vintage BIKE jocks when I did a deep clean of my guest room walk-in closet last year. Some still in the original packaging. The elastic is still in good shape.

They accentuate backfat.

Sure, you lose and tone and shred and define, but that crepe skin is there silently mottling as it waits to roll over the wide elastic waistband. It's fucking disgusting.

Also, if you have bizarre inner thigh hair growth, the jock looks like it has sideburns.

Get a picture of yourself from the back when updating your wardrobe.

[quote] tidy-whiteys

Huh? It's "tighty whities". And if they're tidy you ain't doin' it right.

Great! Now hang yourselves with it.

Jockstrap = slingshot

Never cared for them, an anachronism.

Always found them highly sexy. Even the name "jock strap" is sexy.

Not in about 20 years. I never found them practical to wear outside of a gym, nor all that necessary inside one. What exactly do they do that decent briefs don't? Why does my ass need to hang out like that? And R15 is correct, they're unflattering for 90% of men. They're also horribly old-fashioned.

They're not worn nearly as much these days as athletic gear manufacturers have come up with other male support undergarments that can be worn in everyday life.

I wear them when I want to be extra slutty

I’ve got about a dozen. I will confess to wearing one when I ride a dildo—and then shoot into the pouch.

I own probably about 12 or so, and wear them for the gym