Dacre Montgomery

Because of his premature balding.

Didn't suck enough cocks? Or sucked the wrong cocks?

He looked HOT on Stranger Things but in real life he doesn't. His eyes are his everything.

Because there are too many actresses out there with the name Dacre.

LDF.

Hasn't it been only like three years since his Stranger Things season? He has time.....

He looks like a young Richard Hatch. The one from Survivor, not Battlestar Galactica.

He has amazing eyes , and such a hot body

'Cuz he ugly.

... and his name is ridiculous.

He can play Chasten in The Pete Buttigieg Story.

No one knew how to pronounce his first name, so he was never cast, lest the producers be embarrassed at the first table read.

He is in Bazs Elvis

I think he’s hot but I don’t even follow him on IG cause he posts weird artsy shit and a lot of photos of his girlfriend.

“Power couples” only work for women in PR. Single men are most desirable. You can trace the downfall of lot of male actors and singers to their marriages. Like Nick Jonas and Shawn Mendes crashed and burned because they thought the power couple thing would work for them.

Anyways, he flopped with Power Rangers so maybe studios don’t want to touch him after that.

How do you pronounce Dacre?

R15 Like Acre with a D in front of it. (Really) DAY-KUR

Thank you! I wanted to call him daiquiri like the cocktail.

He's in the new Baz Luhrman film about Elvis, don't know how big the part is though.

Dime a dozen

His name evokes 'Lillies, Sphinxes and Strange Sins'.

His face tells us he has lovely eyes, a lame moustache and that he's prematurely balding.

His social media engagement is terrible despite having over 5 million followers

He has a creepy resemblance to Charles.

Lazy eyes and chubby cheeks.

His second name is Kayd so he’s really just another bogan despite the double-barrelled surname.

R14 "I think he’s hot but I don’t even follow him on IG" Like, omg, for realz?

"Anyways" - Oh, dear.

R23 I wonder if he named himself, or his parents did that?

Was his name chosen from a bad Scrabble hand?

He has thinning hair. Next!

Without the mustache.

Is this his model pose or is he high?

Can't find a shirt? Just wear your grandma's pajama top to the premier.

He looks better with facial hair and he has beautiful eyes.

He has Elizabeth Taylor eyes.

He has a Truman Capote jawline.

So many stranger things

Does he do gay porn under the name Jack Hunter?

bump

Who is she? The best thing about her is the mustache.

I don't know her.

He’s kind of an ugly motherfucker.

Beautiful guy.

looks like a tranny tbh

R36 why

Very sexy

His hair is too thin for many of you? I don't even see it, but seriously, he doesn't have enough hair to be attractive to you? My god.

My friend is a talent agent in the film and TV industry in LA, and he said that Dacre was personally obnoxious and difficult to work with.

Bump

R45 There's a Stranger Things aftershow on Netflix and Dacre wasn't too likable on it, though it was nothing super obvious. He just seems to think a lot of himself.

Goofy ears

....

I think that name is a non-starter, personally. Then again, if Saoirse could make it...

Doesn't work his hot ass.

I love his eyebrows

I'm always confusing him with Dacre Montpelier, Dacre Montclair, Dacre Montana, and Dacre Montezuma. Not to mention Jacre Montgomery and Sacre Montgomery. And of course, Dermot Mulroney.

Sacré Collège!

R53 Will you be my best friend? I'd totally like to take you to Applebee's.

His name is too feminine and people wouldn't know how to pronounce it. Women can get away with those types of names but men can't.

He looks like an old school Disney character from the 1940s. The casting for that Power Rangers movie was weird. They were nowhere near as hot as the 90s OG cast.

Isn't he supposed to be a raging douchebag?

He had the Powers Rangers movie, one season of Stranger Things, and a small part in Elvis. Why is he such an entitled douchebag?

Dacre Noir

Dacre bleu!

What R5 said. Skinny dick with excessive foreskin energy.

If he goes to the same clinic that reversed Elon Musk's balding, he'll have a chance.

Heard he's a huge douche, idk why he's so entitled.