Cruz Beckham 17 poses in boxer shorts and announces plans to launch a music career like his mum.

Less obviously doomed than Brooklyn's cooking show.

r1 True. I wonder why they choose the name cruz for him?

His mother wasn't much of a singer.

He's learned to lead with photoshopped porn lite.

He looks like he's going to become a boywhore.

Prostitution Whore!!!

Five years until drugs or a truly embarrassing public event puts him in rehab.

Me thinks his musical "talent" is more like Onlyfans with intermittent humming.

Tatts and piercings already? Or did he fall out of the womb that way?

All of the Beckham's kids just shriek style-spoiled.

He was memorable in Deliverance.

Just don’t call him Ted.

definitely a little odd to be posing like this as a 'minor' - especially seeing as though they have the resources to push him hard in a year or two, so why the rush it now with all this shit. He has a greater window, so to speak, than the average guy trying to make it.

But he is the most attractive of the Beckham kids for sure.

I was wondering what happened to Clea DuVall.

R13 He's not a minor in the UK.

r15 for nudity he is. I realise this is not that, but its still odd to be so heavily sexualising him at 17.

R16 No question they are sexualizing him. One look at Brooklyn and they know that they have a limited window to work with.

r7 i'd bet 3, 4 tops.

A music career like his mum…

Bwahahahahahaha.

This family is so embarrassing. Don’t they have access to the best of everything with their money and yet they choose to be mediocre.

Born thirsty.

We shouldn't be shocked at all.

He has learned from a very early age that controversy, bad taste and scandals generate publicity, and that guarantees a strong media presence (albeit for a relatively short time). The Beckham offspring are all ugly and untalented like their mother and, by the looks of it, profoundly stupid like their father. What else could we expect from them, but opportunism and laziness?

R20, they don't choose to be mediocre. Reaching mediocrity requires a considerable deal of effort for them. They're substandard in every way, and the only thing that separates them from chavs is the fact that his father's looks were massively overrated, and their mother hired a great team of publicists to promote him. That is all there is to this family.

Whore

Beckham put it on his Instagram saying how proud he is of his son. What exactly is he proud of!? Not one of their kids seem to have a job they could have gotten on their own merit. They are a ridiculously out of touch bunch and I really see the public tide turning against this behaviour soon.

Too old.

How much does he charge?

The Brit Bieber

With that hair meaning he will inevitably come out as an "alphabet" right?

Was he the one that was the Burberry model when he was a little kid? The thing has a weird, creepy sexual vibe & that his parents are behind is seems particularly...unfortunate

The Beckham offspring make Madonna’s look demure and restrained.

Although this was probably done for shock value, 17 is not that young for the fashion industry.

Girls are routinely sexualized at 17 or younger. Why is this a shock? Because he’s male?

Look at poor Kaia and Presley Gerber. Same thing. Pimped out and foisted on us when they were little kids. They went away for a little while and then came back with a vengeance, as teens.

So, no music career then.

Always been a bit desperate, the Goldenballs, ain’t they?

Aspiring to be a backing singer in a manufactured pop band is certainly reaching for the stars.

How much for the whole brood?

I love his photos. It’s very Calvin Klein. People are uptight and boring.

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He has quite hairy legs for a 17 year old.

And if there's grass on the field...

I hadn't realized he had become hot!

R2, pure speculation on my part but it could be around the time that he was born that the Beckhams were being all palsy-walsy with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes in Los Angeles? At the time I wondered how heavily the Co$ was recruiting Beckham to add to their roster of celebrity adherents. The timing doesn't line up 100% but I remember wondering if that was the case.

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Lean body, strong hairy legs. He's a cute kid who's trying to find himself. Give him time...

That kid looks dumb bordering on clown

I am not a prude, nor do I have problems with tattoos other then truly ugly or tasteless ones and facial tattoos, but I do wish there were laws protecting children until the age of 18 forbidding them from obtaining tattoos even with parental permission.

I actually agree, r45, but in this case he probably used a discount voucher from daddy.

[quote]other then

Oh, dear.

Men and women are different. Biologically, females are valued for their reproductive ability and good looks advertise this. 17, 18 year-old females are physically grown up.

Men are valued for their ability to protect and defend and put food on the table. 17, 18 year-old males are not at their peak ability to do that. This is why you see more female teenage Olympians than males.

Obviously, we don’t live in caves anymore and we don’t need men to be physically strong and we require more of mothers than the ability to produce healthy offspring and keep them alive. But it’s still in our nature to see teenage boys as not fully formed, whereas it is somehow more palatable to see 18 or 19 year-old females sexualized. 17 seems young for either, though.

So, yeah, this is weird.

R37 you forgot the oh-so-edgy shaved eyebrow. Real tough guy we got here.

R40, i always thought that, too.

There are videos of him singing when he was 12. He sounded okay but his voice had not changed. I also recall his parents hired Scooter Braun to be his manager. I do not if he still is.

BTW, for the poster up thread. The Burberry model was middle brother Romeo.

r40 Thank you that might be the explanation!

r17 Romeo?

r4 r5 Do you approve?!

Sexy sells, ya'll!

Wow. Kind of shocking photos for a minor. If this happened in America, people would demand the heads of the photographer and both Beckham parents on a silver platter.

Here is some more of the photos

And another

Junkie Rentboy photoshoot

Trying to be an edgy, hot, Bieber. Not happening.

Cruz seems short.

A tragic case of pink hair and tinynips.

But his music....

What's wrong with his eye?

What a basic little troll he is.

He’s got his fathers eye r61

There's nothing wrong with his eye!

His music career won't go very far if he does too many photoshoots like this. If he acts like a piece of meat, he'll be treated like one.

Was he named in honor of Ted Cruz?

He's part Hispanic!

If he launches a music career "like his mom", then he should prepare to have a back-up plan...Cuz that 2 years is gonna go by in a flash.

His tune’s gonna punish you!

is it just me or is it not kinda distasteful letting your 17 year old pose in their underwear in such a sexualised manner? The Beckhams really are nothing but vacuous publicity whores, aren’t they? And determined that their kids will carry on the family line.

R55, captions:

1. Oh wow, like, I totally have something in my eye.

2. Oh wow, my lip herpes are totally killing me.

3. Oh wow, I still have something totally in my eye (off-camera, from Vicky: "It's your finger, you daft cunt."

4. Oh wow, I cummed on the ceiling!

The failure of the Beckhams to "take America" is one of those things that makes me feel a bit better about the US.

We may be vile assholes, but we're not absolute prehistoric catfish-shit levels of chav.

[quote] The failure of the Beckhams to "take America" is one of those things that makes me feel a bit better about the US.

Are you talking about the same America, where over 60,000,000 people voted for Donald Trump in the last election?

Yeah, that is DEFINITELY something to make you "feel better" about the US.

*rolling my eyes hard*

Cunt, it's called irony.

Thought the Brits sort of recognized it when they saw it.

there's the tRump freak 2 posts bove on a topic like this.

Channeling 2000 Pink

He looks like MOM but he's CUTE like Dad was. This should surprise no one. He was taking thirst trap photos over a year ago. He's the only spawn who came out possibly good looking.

[quote] Men and women are different. Biologically, females are valued for their reproductive ability and good looks advertise this. 17, 18 year-old females are physically grown up.

[quote] But it’s still in our nature to see teenage boys as not fully formed, whereas it is somehow more palatable to see 18 or 19 year-old females sexualized. 17 seems young for either, though.

Plenty of teenage boys are over six feet tall with facial hair, muscles and deep voices. How are they not fully formed? Plenty of 18-year-old girls are not fully developed and don't look adult. It's an individual basis. And both men and women were valued for their beauty which is dimorphic. Women's beauty relates to her fertility (rounded face, big boobs and hips) and men's beauty relates to his ability to hunt and fight (muscles, tall height, big hands, long legs). Early humans were egalitarian and women selected their mates on good looks and physical strength because that was what mattered before the agricultural revolution which shifted focus to private ownership of property.

This photoshoot is slutty as hell. He kinda favors Sid Vicious. That hot white trash punk bottom look.

go mention how tRump is responsible for Ballard's unsuccessful after the Supremes on that thread.

I observed this about Jake Gyllenhaal's pix in the other thread and it applies here, too.

Who has more reason to unabashedly, unironically (ugh) smile than a good-looking, young, wealthy, white male? This faux, edgy, angst, brooding, poseur stuff is the height of truly bad taste, signifying nothing.

The truly subversive thing a kid like this could do is to smile like he owns the world- because he does.

The comments on this post are calling out the bullshit, the world is tired of nepotism:

"It’s so hard for most talented people to get recognition and yet famous people’s kids decide one day they are models/actors/musicians et voila…"

"Boring nepo kid"

"Please stop trying to make the beckham kids happen 😭"

"i-D used to interview people that contributed something to art or culture. This is just trash."

"cringe + wtf why is he 12 and with grills 😭"

"so he likes the same thing everyone else does, how innovative"

r57 Rentboy?,! Why would he want to give that impression??

I really love this photo.

[quote] The truly subversive thing a kid like this could do is to smile like he owns the world- because he does.

His mother never smiled a day in her life.

I don't expect her kids to smile either.

I love how David has no issue pimping out his sons. He wants them to be sex objects to the public like dear old dad.

Hot slut.

And I’m sure his singing career will be as successful as his mom’s solo career.

[quote] And I’m sure his singing career will be as successful as his mom’s solo career.

And Brooklyn's cooking show.

The only one with any talent in that family, is David Beckham.

These Beckham boys turned out to be complete and utter disappointments in the looks department.

Is his mom still selling decorating advice to Americans on the basis of having grown up in the proximity of "stately homes"?

r87 She got quite wealthy of it and the Spice Girls are iconic part of the 1990s.

He ugly!

Is this the same kid who put out a single a couple of years ago?

If they're going for the tween girl demographic, then I don't see why he can't be a teen idol. They just need some catch songs and a good marketing team. His mom should have the contacts--and the money--to pull that together.

He's hot.

I'll bet he smells musky.

He looks like a common street hustler.

Did Brooklyn not pan out for them?

Pimping out all of your kids to get money and attention for you is such a Kardashian move

You're just jealous, R95.

He was a Band-Aid baby, conceived shortly after his father's affair with Rebecca Loos was exposed.

[quote] He was a Band-Aid baby, conceived shortly after his father's affair with Rebecca Loos was exposed.

Maybe Cruz has a brother or sister running around somewhere, that he doesn't know about.

r99 I had forgotten about that.

R91 Maybe you don’t know how to read, but I said SOLO career.

r102 Gosh nasty snark is really deeply in you isnt it? Maybe you dont know how to express basic decency in conversation. Her solo career was brief but not without success .Also it is an assumption that Cruz Beckhams career will just be solo and not part of an ensemble.

r55 Not sexy. Not at all good-looking. Although it's not unlikely that he will get plastic surgery.

Braces or dental grill?

I the look he is going for is "Gen Z prison bitch," then he succeeded with flying colors.

You really can't escape your chav roots, can you?

r107 Is he a chav? Victoria comes from money. I don't know much about David's background.

Maybe he'll go on Brooklyn's cooking show and show us his milkshake.

I think he looks amazing. Go Cruz. I like the edginess.

I wonder if he wishes his parents wouldn't let him whore his image out at 17? It's all so gross. I genuinely hope he has talent but I wonder long until he's covered in face tats and non-binary?

[quote]Cruz Beckham 17 poses in boxer shorts

I don't see ANYTHING like 17 poses.

Liar!

I got the PERFECT IDEA to get him tons of publicity to start his music career.

Make a risque music video with Madonna! Super young twink with an old attention whore will make headlines guaranteed!

Can he sing? Does he have any talent other than pulling down his pants and being photographed looking vapid and blank?

Ugh, the pink hair means he's nonbinary. Gross.

R111 I have a feeling he was begging his parents to let him do this. He probably wanted to get into the “fame” thing like his brothers for a while now. He wants attention, dammit!

Now we have Brooklyn the former photographer and current chef

Romeo the model

And Cruz the singer.

And they all are excellent in their professions 🙄

Not good looking. I bet for every photo in which he looks vaguely, maybe-hot there are 100+ where he looks like the potato he is. David Beckham did at one point have a certain rat-faced chav sexiness about him. Victoria's genes have given every single one of their kids a weird potato face and not mixed well with David's features at all. Romeo is the only one who from some angles could be argued to be even a little organically attractive.

And yes to the poster above, this is the kid who released a single (or Victoria put it on her social media? something like that) a few years ago. I have to say I don't have any understanding of why the Beckhams have raised their children the way they have. It's like Victoria just transferred her thirst for fame straight into each of them but then did nothing to see to it that any one of them actually got good at anything that could make them famous.

[quote]I don't see why he can't be a teen idol.

Because he's basic, fugly, and looks like he's developing a crust.

what's a crust?

r119 Perhaps what r118 meant is he looks like a loaf of bread ??

Ted Cruz Beckham

If my parents were billionaire celebrities the last thing I would be doing is pimping myself out like a common whore.

Dead skin cells in need of sloughing, R118

[quote]Romeo is the only one who from some angles could be argued to be even a little organically attractive.

They're all attractive, you people are weird.

if the kids all end up fucked up, it won't be by random chance. Just shit/non-existent parenting.

[quote]Now we have Brooklyn the former photographer and current chef

[quote]Romeo the model

[quote]And Cruz the singer.

[quote]And they all are excellent in their professions

Romeo also plays soccer... on his father's team. Wasn't Brooklyn a photographer or was that some other celebrity spawn?

David is definitely the “big brother”. He’s not the dad.

When will Harper debut as a model?

Who’s in his boy squad, or whatever the kids are calling it these day?

It reminds me of covers of XY. I got my math teacher to buy them for me since she lived in "the city"

R125 not to people familiar with beauty they aren’t.

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They all have their mother's big wodge of a nose.

r133 Another rentboy advert.

They named their daughter after Armie Hammer’s kid?

R129 When she goes on her mum’s diet.

Why do they insist on forcing themselves on the public. I’d understand if they had something legitimate to offer, but they don’t. Just their mediocre looks and seemingly non existent talent. Are they just aspiring to become a kardashian style brand? Count down to the future “leaked” sex tapes I suppose

Is he the gay one?

Been there, done that and Teen Beat did it first

Well, Ponce de Leon! R140!

Both his parents are gay. Look, he is gay too. Big surprise

Pushing the boy-lolita look. David probably jacks off over Romeo and Cruz's photoshoots.

The pink hair is such an unfortunate choice. No one, no one looks good with neon coloured hair. It’s such a desperate attention-seeking thing and immediately turns me off a person.

David was hot, and Posh was adequate looking. So it is surprising that neither of the boys turned out this hot. This guy has their look .Posh should adopt him.

The photos are very late 90’s in their style. They give Pink and Eminem vibes from like a Rolling Stone shoot in 99/2000. I kind of like that about them.

He got people talking, that was the whole point. It’s called a PR stunt.

[quote] I wonder what the girl will choose to do

In a hilarious and satisfying twist of fate, it was the sole daughter of the brood who got most if not all of Daddy’s footballing gifts. Harper is quite the tough little sports dyke, actually—Vic must hate it.

Mark my words; Harper Seven will be the Lionesses’ Captain in about a decade. Fellow football daughters Pat Lampard & Summer Terry may play in the same squad, if they stick with football.

Anyone can be a model today. The barrier is low. The issue is if celebrity kids of all sizes and heights and average looks can do it. Why the hell can't non-celebs do it? It's hypocritical.

Now, Cruz has the benefit of looking like David in the eyes and jaw but having Victoria's pouty mouth and smooth skin. So the right balance of masculine and feminity. Romeo is too fem and Brooklyn is too masc. He seems more into music and skateboarding which makes him more relatable to teens than his two jock brothers.

If David is gay. He's a moron for supporting Arab countries. But then every gay Instahoe hangs out in Dubai. So I guess being whore and getting paid is more important than caring about gay rights including your own safety.

[quote] David Beckham did at one point have a certain rat-faced chav sexiness about him.

Whuoy iz evreewun lookin at mey?

Definitely better looking than his brothers

R151 That isn’t saying much.

Him and Marc Anthony

Wait, pink isn’t his natural hair color?

He looks like a street whore working Polk Avenue. And I say that as someone who might have been a street whore who worked Polk Avenue.

lol, r155

Are his gold teeth natural? Who does that

He is a handsome boy.

Read the comments. Everyone is disgusted and calling David a perv. I wonder if David is pissed his fans don't even like what he's letting his son do. I'm cracking up😂

David's IG post: "So cool @cruzbeckham for @i_d 👏🏻 such a proud dad ❤️"

The non-PR comments:

"What is happening to this kid"

"What happened to the good old days where you would take a picture of your children just sat their smiling at the camera?? "

"Nothing to be proud of"

"No. This not cool"

"🤮"

"Proud for what ? 😑"

"Spoiled kid became this …. 🤡🤡🤡"

"🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮"

"damn 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮"

"This is beyond weird"

The whole family seems to be trolling the public.

Speaking of famous kids making music, I didn’t know Valerie Bertinelli’s son was in a band. Granted he has better potential gene pool talent as he was playing guitar, but he obviously is fighting his mothers fat genes and attractiveness seemed to skip a generation. She was showing him off on TikTok at a Salt Lake City hard music concert venue of all places. I don’t know if Wolfie is a nickname or a wonky child of the stars name, but that’s what she calls him.

R134 = Karl Lagerfeld

Sorry R151, but Cruz is very basic looking.

Romeo looks much better than Cruz.

Is Romeo David’s?

Cruz looks like The Sherminator from American Pie.

Oh crap. I thought this was Romeo. I forgot there were a few of those boys. Yes Romeo is better looking.

Cruz IS The Sherminator.

r148 A good and fair description/summary of Cruz.

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The Bechmans love the Bieber. Romeo was even called “Justin” on social media.

Whoever was responsible for the “styling” needs to be taken out the back and shot,

This thread is pedo-adjacent.

I think Cruz had a big say in this zhoot. I mean he idolizes Justin Bieber after all.

r171 I guess there is a degree of similiarity between Romeo and Justin looks wise.

If he wants to take after his Mum's career, he has to find a rich footballer. I don't think he is Cristiano Ronaldo's type.

I'm sure Cruz already got the numbers of all the biggest chickenhawks from his daddy. He's gonna be a star!

Why are you posting about a 17 year old, OP?

R178 Ask Beckham and Posh that instead? They probably posted it here lol

At least Cruz and Romeo are physically developed young men and old enough to consent to being photographed. Their photos are sexualized are nowhere near as provocative as say Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan's teen photoshoots which had closeups of their butts, waists and boobs. The way teen boys and girls are photographed are so different. Usually the boys are given more proactive poses which indicate power and dominance. While girls are posed to look more delicate and certain body parts are accentuated. If Cruz's butt, nipples and bulge were given closeups then it could be argument. But so far it looks no worse than your average slutty jailbait model photoshoot which has been norm for so long. Also UK has a different standard. Robbie Williams showed his ass nude in a music video for Take That and was performing in gay leather fetish gear in clubs at age 16.

Kim Kardashian put her then-toddler daughter on magazine covers and posted pictures of her in lipstick and crop tops with her curly hair already flat ironed. This is so vastly different and altogether wrong to me.

r180 is correct.

r177 So who are the biggest chickenhawks in showbiz or the wealthy elite do we reckon?

Justin Bieber being a fashion icon makes me worry for Gen Z. He dresses like an overgrown toddler. They also think Britney Spears and Beyonce are fashion icons. All they wear is skimpy outfits nothing distinctive about their style.

[quote]Definitely better looking than his brothers.

Meh. I think Romeo is the best looking of the bunch but to each his own, R151.

But Cruz is better looking than Brooklyn.

The tats can't hide the tinynips.

David got more famous for his sex appeal and willingness to take off his clothes for "art" than being a pro athlete. While Victoria got famous in an oversexed candy pop tart group screaming "girl power" that lead the way for explosion of talentless bubblegum pop lolitas dressed in baby neon colors like Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson. Is it a shock that two people who got fame for being so slutty in the public eye so young are training their barely legal kids to be exhibitionist sluts too? I think the oldest Brooklyn tried to be a photographer and model and failed because he's unattractive. Now Romeo is copying Bieber's meth trailer park bottom twink aesthetic. Cruz is trying to be early 2000s gay version of Eminem (who had a prison bitch look) while also copying Evan Mock's pink hair that made Frank Ocean so horny.

This is from the failed attempt to take America era. Posh had the then trendy, but now considered peak-Karen haircut. I actually thought David was hot for a moment back then.

David Beckham was and is a power bottom.

David did a lot of intentional gaybaiting with his countless slutty photoshoots.

R190 Yep and to show just how much he loves the gays. He goes around and makes agreements with violently homophobic countries like Qatar that kill gays as punishment. He's a money-sexual like any other gay and bi Instahoe who hangs out yachts off the coast of Dubai

David also ain't very bright.

David does look like equivalent of American trailer trash or a redneck with fetal alcohol syndrome. So yes. His sons stan for Canadian methhead wannabe-gangsta FAS face Bieber too. David also acts and sounds like he's mentally 10. But the reason they are not popular in The US is we don't give a shit about soccer players and The Spice Girls stayed in the 90s as a one-album-wonder. The UK loves soccer and still loves The Spice Girls. I knew David Beckham more for his slutty photos posted on gay websites than his actual soccer career.

If David didn't have soccer, he'd be starring in Drunken Scally Boys.

R194 Is that available for online viewing for research purposes?

The only good thing David Beckham contributed to society is showing himself naked when young.

So, he’s a had a Christ Complex for awhile now?

With a dad like this, these kids probably raised to be whores.

Dude's got a HUGE head.

R198 Does he have his son’s name Brooklyn tramp stamped above his ass?

So, we’ve really only seen four images out of this photo shoot, where are the thirteen other images and are they even more revealing?

I think Cruz's goal is to recreate all of his dad's softcore porn shoots. He just has to be patient and wait a year though.

The Beckham spawn look too much like mom. That's not a good thing. He looks dirty, ugly and stupid.

He'll be - thanks to his marketing team - whatever the trend of the moment is until he's not. Then it's showing his ass and getting another tattoo for publicity.

I think the Beckhams are fucking useless. Dad's a cunt too, by the way.

They know nobody gives a shit about them anymore, David is losing his looks and nobody is buying Victoria's fashion. So they need their kids to become big celebrities to live through them.

Brooklyn and Harper are face twins.

R201 I think these are all of them

That is HOT at R196.

Love Beckham's uncut cock. Lots of foreskin too. Yum!

r206 These photos are terribly trashy and mediocre as fuck. Not even trashy in a fun early 2000's way, but just plain awful. I can't believe Steven Klein did this.

Pic at R184: why is Brooklyn’s belly button so close to his nipples? Even bigger question re the pic at R198: why on earth does David Beckham have Brooklyn’s name tattooed above his ass?! I mean, anywhere else might be appropriate, but the ass…?!

Wasn’t England Skippah material, Becks, was he, really? Ah should noo.

Not was he fit to be numbah 7. That’s more like our gorgeous Jack, all dee.

R194 at first glance, I thought the guy in the black hoodie’s extremely red right leg was his massive penis and couldn’t make sense of it. I had to zoom in to see what was going on. Ha.

R185 Brooklyn was cute as a teen, but he grew out of that.

None of the boys have been mutilated.

R213 it’s exceedingly rare and strange for a British boy or man to be circumcised. The only one I’ve ever met here who had the was English but also of some mixed Berber/Arab heritage.

In the UK, the only guys I’ve known who were circumcised were done so due to phimosis or other medical reasons.

^^^Are there no more Jews left in UK? Was there some kind of Nazi event there we missed?

Ahh the foreskin troll. She's obligatory for every DL thread.

Cruz should have gotten David LaChappelle who not only photographed his father but all the 90s male pinups like Eminem, Ricky Martin, Tupac, Leonardo DiCaprio and Ryan Phillippe. If he was going for a late 90s recreation. It would have been campier.

R216 I said guys I’ve known. I don’t know any Jewish people. But, yeah, obviously they aren’t fans of intact penises.

The grill is nasty. I hope he doesn't get a bunch of ugly tattoos like his brother and father.

Usually the youngest try to rebel and differentiate from their older siblings. Maybe he won't go their route. I think he's the most attractive of the brothers mainly because he has David's facial features. Romeo is way too skinny and looks too much like Victoria in the face.

This kid is so incredibly basic.

He looks just like any other pimple faced teen with braces, that you would find at any strip mall in the USA.

If he wasn't a Beckham, he would be Tyler from suburbia.

What I find annoying is people who aren't connected to money or fame through family are told they aren't pretty, talented or marketable enough to be an actor, model, artist or singer. But you have all these mediocre rich kids and celebrity kids in the arts world and entertainment industry who are getting aggressively pushed and promoted. It's like insult to injury. And while nepotism always existed, most people used to try to hide the fact they were connected. Now not so much.

r196 Was this before he signed for a Premier league football club? Was it published in a top shelf magazine?

r22 They have strip malls with lots of male strippers in the US?!😍

above r225 meant for r222 sorry oops!

Brooklyn is a girl's name.

He seems way less of a himbo than his brainless father and two brothers. So maybe he inherited his mother's cunningness and ability to will herself far despite having no talent.

To the person who has linked twice to the Jack Grealish thread: I didn't know you could appreciate the way a stranger fancies another stranger before you. I LOVE that thread because of you and your heartwarming lust for Jackie boy. If it's you, that is - and i assume it is.

[quote]Usually the youngest try to rebel and differentiate from their older siblings. Maybe he won't go their route.

He used to look like he was his own person.

In every picture of the family that I've ever seen, Victoria seems to really favor Romeo the most.

Maybe it's because he's the most handsome, or because he looks the most like his father, but he's definitely her favorite.

I wonder if the other kids notice?

r331 Who do you think Davids favourite is?

DL pedos rejoice

[quote] Who do you think Davids favourite is?

My name is tattoed above my dad's ass.

Who do YOU think is his favorite?

r234 I didnt know that? My guess would have been his only daughter Harper is his favourite.

She most likely favors Romeo because he looks the most like her and it feeds her ego. None of these boys really fit the definition of handsome at least yet. They lack masculine features.

R235 Harper Seven is absolutely Daddy’s apple. Just look at them in the pic at R230. Obvs the father/son !ncest trolls don’t like that, but it’s plain to see David prefers his daughter and youngest.

If I had to guess, I’d say his favourite of the boys is Romeo. All his sons somewhat let him down and broke his heart by not making it as pro-footballers; think he was hoping for a dynastic xerox relationship like the Schmeichels or the Neymars or the Lampard-Redknapps.

[quote] DL pedos rejoice

All past peak ripeness.

[quote] Are there no more Jews left in UK?

Apparently R215 has just never met any, nor any UK Muslims either.

r237 Awe adorable photos thank you!

So do you think Romeo is the favourite of both parents?

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"Whatsoever we make of this turn of events???!"

Come again?

R229 yep that is my Grealish thread! Thanks so much for the love and appreciation, love that other people are on board and enjoying it. Skipper cuddles and kissies for you!!😘🕊💝

Just tryna keep a thirst thread going that’s positive and light and a bit funny in these dark times ya get me?

full disclosure and sorry to the Jack-nation but—actually I fancy Jordan Henderson way more than I do Jack (don’t tell anyone but I’m the next Hendo WAG-to-be) Reckon that’s why I feel kinship with Grealo, we have the same taste in lads lmao. Both me & Jack are down bad and very pathetic to a stupid degree about Hendo tbh. Yet Jordan’s an acquired taste around here apparently (spose a slutty bimbo twunk like Jack is more universally appealing)

Jack in his own right though is defo very sexy and stunning and gorgeous and the hottest girl in the world rn, obviously wouldn’t dream of kicking out of bed😂

He looks like he'd smell.

R231 She needs to tell him that his little douchebag moustache looks stupid.

Today’s Cruz Beckham is yesterday’s Harry Brant.

[quote]Victoria seems to really favor Romeo the most.

Because he is the skinniest.

Romeo would be hot if he gained more weight and muscle. Victoria is not naturally skinny, she's thick for a white girl and it's ironic because straight men preferred her in The Spice Girls with her booty and boobs than her current anorexic self. Maybe David really is gay and prefers her with the body of twink.

Spread his legs now and stop acting tough

The current England senior mens’ football squad would run a train on this kid. And most of them aren’t even that alpha.

Is he the gay one?

I think Brooklyn and Harper inherited their Victoria's thick body type while Romeo and Cruz inherited David's skinny physique.

Which brother is the gay one?

Isn’t this what we call “turned out”?

I remember watching a video of one of the brothers when he was little, I think he was the youngest. He seemed very gay. He was extremely flamboyant. Has he come out?

Tiny willy just like Papa.

Let's call it "classical."

r256 I don't think David is little in that department!!

David is a bottom. So a big dick is not necessary.

[quote]So do you think Romeo is the favourite of both parents?

R240, I'm not R237 but I think Romeo & Harper are the favorites.

David is worth $450 million. None of his kids have any talent or show any type of intelligence so far. They will get on sports teams, modeling gigs, acting roles and recording contracts they like through nepotism. But I'm sure like most noveau riche socialite families who spoil and indulge their kids. The money in the family will be lost in a generation or two. Same with the Kardashians.

Old money families tend to value education, structure, discipline and push for careers in law, medicine, politics and academia that will ensure the finances remain in the family. They even make their kids work jobs and learn to be thrifty and save. A lot of celebrities are just lucky bastards but their lack of intellect often is why they crash and burn.

R257, David is just fine. By British Standards.

Ta, and I hate your moniker.

r262 Hate? Such a strong emotion.

Is this the most successful lavender marriage in history?

Matching lavender outfits?

Fem guy and butch chick. Perfect pairing.

Wow she's really like Jennifer Aniston. Plain-looking with a mannish face but had a good hairdo and decent style to hide it. Got with a hot eligible guy way out of her league. And straight women went crazy over it because they could insert themselves into Posh. If she was actually beautiful with unobtainable looks, they would hate her out of jealousy. And since she pumped out kids, she built this media empire around her family which makes her also like Jada Pinkett-Smith. She's a svengali and marketing genius honestly. Willed herself into solo stardom and not based on any talent whatsoever.

r266 You find David Beckham to be fem?

David is more vain than most women, has a high pitchy voice, is emotional and has gay face. His botox makes him look like an old queen. Either he's just a flamboyant straight guy or bisexual. Victoria does look butch and manly next to him and the way she poses in a stoic, dominant manner doesn't help. The Spice Girls gave off lez vibes.

r269 I will have too look more closely to see!

R195

Feeble

Oh, R263, I'm like that with the obvious ones here.

Meaning don't take it to heart, dear one. Keep surviving.

Romeo is David’s?

Genetically speaking, he got wrong end of the stick.

[quote]Romeo is David’s?

Romeo is a male version of Victoria.

Romeo looks Latino or Greek.

Romeo needs to eat. He looks too much like Posh and not in a good way and he picked up her aversion to eating. Cruz has a nicer muscular body at 16. He looks like he's developing David's chavvy good looks. Parents couldn't wait until he was 18 to pimp him out. Both older son's attempt at modeling were fails. So thirds a charm?

Cruz looks like David, for sure.

[quote]Both older son's attempt at modeling were fails.

How so?

[quote]Both older son's attempt at modeling were fails.

[quote]Both older son's attempt at modeling were fails.

Nepotism, yes, but L'Uomo Vogue & GQ covers + a Saint Laurent campaign aren't fails.

Romeo looks like Victoria and a mystery man.

R283 R284 Thank you, Victoria.

The mystery man has to be a male model. The height, the weight…Romeo’s dad must be tall and lean. I’m thinking it was a male model. Run way.

Did Victoria have an affair when she conceived Romeo? He looks light-skinned black dude in some pics.

I can see Victoria in Cruz, he’s a nice mix of David and Victoria.

Romeo is still not model material. Nothing is distinctive about him. The fashion industry is dead and grasping at straws with these celebrity kids for clout. Anyway, if Romeo's last name was not Beckham and he walked into a modeling agency. He would be politely asked to leave.

Oh, puhleez. The only person David has ever knocked up is Tom Cruise!

They’re all nice-looking kids. Not absolutely perfect beauties, but not ugly, either. Pleasant-looking. Attractive, even.

But the tattoos and extreme hair are trashy.

David Beckham was more sexy and cute than ever beautiful and Victoria was always plain and dumpy. So I don't know why people expect one above-average guy and a plain-looking woman to produce supermodel babies. The kids averaged out.

r265 They are hiding in plain sight.

Back in my day, thirst trapping by teen boys was a business.

r295 Super-Kissable Color Pin-Ups!

R278 as a woman who has an emotionally-unavailable, rejecting, critical and withdrawing father, to see all the content of Becks happy and proud as anything to be out having fun with his daughter plus expressing that in a public focus is very bittersweet.

[quote] David Beckham was more sexy and cute

He lost me any time he spoke

R277 that photo of Romeo & Harper is so clonelike that it creeps me out. It’s like looking at the daemons of Vic & DAI-vid.

Actually, it kind of hilariously and inadvertently sums up the Posh & Becks dynamic, too. Vic all business holding their position while David just smiles and has a nice time.

Is he all over the pages of Tiger Beat magazine?

How are the posters insistent that Becks is gay squaring the Rebecca Loos scandal?

Posh, give me a call.

I have some advice on stress relief.

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David is like Cristiano. Bisexual whore who loves dick and pussy, anything to make them cum. I think David prefers women while Christiano prefers men. Many bi men get married and have kids because it's easier.

if David were gay I think there would be some kind of evidence of that by now. I’ve never doubted he was straight, if quite effeminate (I think it’s the voice).

Eh, if I looked like that, I'd be wanting pictures of it too.

Apparently bisexual men don't exist here. The media doesn't really out people anymore. You can be a celebrity and live a bisexual lifestyle on the downlow and be fine. Many athletes fool around with others. They keep their secrets because bi men have little attachment to sex. It's all good fun. Erotic friendships.

Caption for OP pic:

Uh, so I get paid after the scene, right?

Cruz Beckham has nearly two million followers on Instagram! Much higher than I expected!!

Audition scene for Horny Council Chavs.

Is his music debut going to be some Britney or Aaron Carter look? Where he tries to be all sexual and jailbaity. Vic and Dave need to realize it's not the late 90s anymore. Gen Z are prudes who go on about "the children" now.

R310, THAT’s who these photos were reminding me of. That’s horrible. Why would anyone want to look like that on purpose?

If he’s not wearing match-worn original footie shirts when he’s doing his grimy OnlyFans then I don’t even want to see it!

The glorious LFC 2019 strip or gtfo😤

R311 Rich kids have always tried to copy the blue collar working class and urban poor. That's why blue jeans and wife beaters got famous. It's called slumming and fashionable rebellion. Posers. Usually they grow out of it though.

David Beckham is a chav. Eminem and Justin Bieber look like people who live in trailer parks and section 8. Look at most fashion icons today who are rappers from the hood. I see middle class kids trying hard to be punk too.

Is he going to be in a Triga video? Is Billy Essex going to break him in on his 18th birthday?

Why is a site geared to adult gay men (many middle-aged and beyond) fixated on a 17-year-old?

It's not the site. It's some poster who's either a chickenhawk (the same who probably posts TikTokers and Netflix twinks) or a frau obsessed with the Beckhams who spams about them. Or it could be David and Victoria themselves trolling this site, they live on social media, so why not here ?

[quote]Why is a site geared to adult gay men (many middle-aged and beyond) fixated on a 17-year-old?

Fuck off.

Thanks R316. I've seen SurvivingAngel post in a variety of threads. So, maybe he's a Chickenhawk?

Go bitch about straight guys and the Olsen Twins turning 18 clock. Fuck off.

R317, why are you so triggered?

[quote]Go bitch about straight guys and the Olsen Twins turning 18 clock. Fuck off.

I'm a gay man. Why would I visit sites straight guys go to ogle jail bait? My question is why it's going on here.

Because you’re a homophobic scumbag. Fuck off.

Take your “chickenhawk” bullshit to Reddit.

Now that we have conversations about stage mothers sexualizing their daughters, it seems people are questioning Victoria for being so willing to sexualize Romeo and Cruz. Surely she knows their images are being spread all over the internet on gay sites and their styling screams jailbait twink look for thirsty chickenhawks. She works in fashion too and knows what's up.

A fun thread derailed by homophobic and insecure gay men.

R321, R324, I'm a "homophobic" and '"insecure" gay man for questioning the sexualisation of teenagers, and the propagation thereof?

Huh?

[quote]sexualisation

And I’m out of this conversation. Wherever you’re from, fuck off.

R316, are you sure it's not at least partially the site? I got some blowback in a short period of time.

R317, R319, R321, R322, R324, R326

Maybe it's from one person? I can't be bothered to put them on my Ignore List to figure it out.

He's copying Deacon Phillippe's jailbait shoot.

R327 It got blowback because DL loves to roast the Beckhams. It has little to do with Cruz himself and more just mocking the Beckham clan and their lack of talent and narcissism.

ummm...gossip from a major newspaper? that has garnered many responses itself?

nepotism certainly riles up many dl-ers.

thank god they are not trans or POC.

Victoria Beckham must be a throwback from the Roman occupation of British Isles just like Colin Farrell, Orlando Bloom, Catherine Zeta Jones, George Harrison and that Cheryl - whatever her last name is. I've noticed some English, Irish and Welsh can be olive skinned with black hair and very dark eyes. Contrary to the stereotype of them all being ghostly pale with blue eyes, freckles and light hair.

Hopefully Cruz does get famous in his own right for something not related to football and he eclipses his dad because then I can stop constantly having to hear Yanited stans bang on about the Treble (that they won by fluke 25 years ago) and the fucking Class of ‘92🙄sick of it honestly

Cruz is better looking than Brooklyn and from his social media does seem into music. So he has a better chance at becoming the Beckham with actual talent. Despite their attention whoring on social media, they don't really come across as assholes except David and seem like a legit tight knit family

r333 What makes you think David is an arsehole?

R334 weren’t you here for the knighthood scandal?

If he were knighted, that would be sad.

r335 Thanks. He really let himself down with that attitude. What's his hurry he was only 39 at the time?Michael Caine didnt become a sir until he was a pensioner.

Christ he looks terrible at R335. And yeah, that honours scandal was a real revelation of David's character. Not good.

David is an immature entitled manchild who is used to getting his ass kissed for his athletic talent and good looks. Athletes are the equivalent of supermodels in that everyone spoils them and they aren't used to being told no. So they have temper tantrums. And getting older is even rough for them because they are only valued for their physical abilities than intellect.

I have a straight married friend who really wishes he was David Beckham. He had frosted tips in the early 2000's too.

R340 the repressed Kinsey 1 & 2 men never can cope well with developing a crush on a man. They always turn it into some kind of perverse projected hero worship, complete with dress-up.

If Becks hadn’t had the fortune and savvy to play for a mega-popular team during their beast era and the explosion of the league they play in, then he would not be half so rich or so decorated. It’s all in the timing. Even his looks and informed charisma wouldn’t have saved him. He girlbossed and Grealish-ed his way to the top.

In another timeline he’s basically Adam Lallana, haggard and pale and frowning, sadly and reluctantly steering the kids he didn’t want around the drizzly British coast in M&S drip several seasons old, worrying about relegation and whether or not Brighton will drop him for being an unfocused lazy and selfish player with no consistency.

Just saying that it’s weird how brutally selective the vicissitudes can be.

Why do they all cut gutters into their eyebrows?

forehead sweat to tear channels

R343 it’s proclaiming their bisexuality.

f-u-g

Teen boys and young men are more objectified than girls and women nowadays. Just like at social media at how guys are whoring themselves now. Maybe it's because nobody has money anymore so guys can't easily show off their wealth or big cars and it's seen as bad taste, "flexin." So young guys are becoming sex objects by will. Focusing on hair, makeup, painted nails, sultry face with open lips and sexualized poses that indicate vulnerability..

It's weird because I don't remember men that objectified by the media in the 2000s. More emphasis on muscles, wealth and toughness. Appearing alert and competitive. Pretty boys were mocked and homophobia still somewhat commonplace even though not voiced. Cruz's photos are nothing like what David Beckham or Eminem ever did. He's portrayed as weaker and submissive looking. Likely inspired by Frank Ocean, Harry Styles and other "queer" artists who challenge masculinity.

Submissive and breedable is a big thing, even with straight guys on TikTok.

Everyone is finally sick of macho violent thuggish primitive ‘alpha’ assholes running the world. How is that shocking or a negative?

male fans sound so deranged when they talk about footballers

they're like ‘i want to inhale his cock through my left nostril but only in a ‘i admire you athletically speaking bro’ way’

if i was messi i would be forcing instagram to delete romeo beckham's account

men will say footballers are divided into strikers midfielders defenders etc. that's factually WRONG. the only two categories are: babygirl and whore

I thought there was one: fuckboy.

Why do the priveleged children of rich celebrities automatically deserve careers, just because they're the spawn of rich/famous people? Isn't anyone else sick of this trend? If his parents weren't famous no one would look at him twice. Narcissists spawning more narcissists.

Is he topping the charts yet? Are the music producers topping him?

r355 in recent weeks has made moves to oair up with a guy who has written lots of songs for Justin Bieber.

R356 just what the world needs…

Any thong pictures yet? Will he be modeling all types of underwear?

Bieber hasn't had a hit by himself in how long? Almost every recent hit is a feature or remix with a current popular artist like Daniel Caesar, Billie Eilish and Kid Laroi. Drake, Post Malone and Ed Sheeran are the top male artists.

Bieber is just an aged pretty pop star who is past his prime but has an obsessive fanbase. Shawn Mendes will be there in a year.

r359 His older solo hits I think it was. Just trying to remember his name.

R359 Bieber makes 80 million from his tours. He's worth like, 285 million. Really doesn't matter if he makes hits or not a this point.

*From a single tour

The kids are fug, straight up.

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R364 Thanks, but why are we supposed to care? He's in high school.

Clearly she didn’t like the trashy photoshoot and nonbinary-esque pink hair.

ahhh I do enjoy roasting a Beckham on a Derby day

both Manchester teams are evil and shite and disgusting and shameful ofc!!! büt Yanited are that tiny bit more insufferable and pathetic so they must lose

R364 Just send him to Mr. Singer already, but make sure he's had a bath first.

M&S suit or don’t bother 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

He's 17 and looks 15.

[quote] He's 17 and looks 15.

Intriguing. Tell me more.

He's really not that interesting. Where's the music?

Has he had no new underwear shoots lately? Doesn’t his mother own a clothing company he can model for?

I'm more surprised they aren't trying to act. Usually that's the go-to for nepotism children.

R374 Who's "they"?

Eh. Call me when he plays for a legit club and does something legitimately homoerotic.

The Beckhams have gotten a lot of flak over Cruz's sexy photos - which were taken at age 16, not even 17.

After that criticism, Victoria seems to be doing Cruz control, after the breakup of her lookalike son and his gf - just a loving and caring mum after all.

"Bliss" chapman?? Good god...

Cruz needs to go and stay with Uncle Gary (and Uncle Carra) for a bit. Might bring him down to Earth and sort his head out.

With the flourish of posts I thought maybe he’d OD or something.

These people are so uninteresting and devoid of personality and substance.

Can we sell Cruz to Abram0v!ch to buy Chesky Football Club and give it to the fans?

R378 We broke up because I found out he has a vag!

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R385 Yeah, "muscles". He's lest fug than Romeo at least, but so was Ernest Borgnine.