With boring Captain Glen!
Boring Below Deck Sailing!
|by Anonymous||reply 283||June 28, 2022 5:16 PM|
Well, at least the chef is hot. Gary still looks like he smells.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||February 22, 2022 12:08 AM|
[quote]Gary still looks like he smells.
I thought that too; if you got up close, he'd reek of cigarette smoke, weed & 5 day+ BO. I think the show is supposed to be Below Deck for the Cool Kids, but everyone on board seemed to the caliber of the wait staff at Chili's
|by Anonymous||reply 2||February 23, 2022 8:50 AM|
Looks like it could be good. The new blonde guy has gapped teeth! He's bi!
|by Anonymous||reply 3||February 23, 2022 12:50 PM|
The drunk primary who got a little too frisky with the stew at the end of the episode is a fool. I’m sure his family and business associates will be mortified when they see the episode.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||February 23, 2022 1:23 PM|
This season actually looks pretty good. Lots of drama and people hooking up.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||February 25, 2022 11:28 AM|
Sad there won't be any gays this season. Not counting the bi chick. I'm into gay MEN.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||February 25, 2022 11:28 AM|
The chef is hot and he knows how to cook. So much better than the chef last season. She was so clueless.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||February 25, 2022 11:29 AM|
find some hot captains!
|by Anonymous||reply 8||February 25, 2022 11:37 AM|
Sailing Yacht has always been boring...Couldn't get thru the first season and will never watch again...
|by Anonymous||reply 9||February 25, 2022 12:10 PM|
The first season was terrible with the most obnoxious crew in BD history. Last season was an improvement. This season looks promising.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||February 25, 2022 2:03 PM|
I was so confused by the guy who was hitting on the stew. Didn’t he initially say that he wasn’t even women, before hitting on her?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||February 25, 2022 3:12 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 12||February 25, 2022 3:13 PM|
thhe new blonde guy is hot, but the returns from last season aint fun or hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||February 27, 2022 4:51 AM|
No disrespect to people in the service industry, but I am baffled by that stew bragging about her credentials & education when she's a third stew on a small vessel. You're a floating waitress/toilet cleaner - no shame in hard work, but you're not exactly killing it out in the world. I like Daisy, she's cute, but not model beautiful and she's not a shrew (Kate) or passive aggressive (Heather), but she takes no shit and she doesn't seem to be a mean girl. She does, however, get demerits for fucking STD riddled Gary.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||February 27, 2022 10:35 PM|
she got some big titties!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||February 27, 2022 10:38 PM|
As soon as I saw the rack on the third stew I knew she would be the popular girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||February 27, 2022 11:21 PM|
Marcos the chef is hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||February 28, 2022 1:04 AM|
Gabriela, the bi girl, is beautiful. She handled that creepazoid guest like a pro.
Tom is adorable. He and Joao from BD Mediterranean would make a great fantasy couple.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||February 28, 2022 12:57 PM|
That 3rd stew is annoying. She will do anything for screen time. It was creepy AF when she was watching Gary and Daisy from above. It’s bizarre that she thinks she is so hot, with her cellulite thighs. I am really into Marcos. I think he would be good in bed,
|by Anonymous||reply 19||March 1, 2022 2:56 AM|
Not only would Marcos be good in bed but he would make you a fabulous breakfast the next morning.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||March 1, 2022 4:06 AM|
Marcos gives big-dicked Latin porn star energy. I also like that he's stocky/bearish.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||March 2, 2022 5:12 AM|
Does anyone else find Gary attractive despite his slovenly grooming and questionable hygiene?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||March 2, 2022 5:11 PM|
Gary looks like Adam Devine’s sloppy brother
|by Anonymous||reply 23||March 2, 2022 5:17 PM|
gary has that tight body, attitude and "i fuck like a rabbit" vibe. we have all known one. i bet.
him jumping from the boat to the dock was kinda hot and an example of his cockiness.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||March 2, 2022 5:28 PM|
Gary is too full of himself. Yes, he’s charming and above average looking, but he’s not as great as he thinks he is.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||March 2, 2022 5:53 PM|
Those Trumper charter guests are nuttier than squirrel shit. Not that I was expecting anything but batshit crazy. These people have no shame, and I'm sure will not even be embarrassed of themselves when watching tonight's show.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||March 8, 2022 3:22 AM|
I've never gotten into this Sailing Yacht show.
I don't know why, but it's the only version of Below Deck that I don't like.
Below Deck Med is my favorite.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||March 8, 2022 3:39 AM|
Why is the Trump lady wearing a Biden bathing suit? These people are so thirsty for attention. The husband is totally acting. The guests are all trying to get their 5 minutes of fame, and it makes for a less interesting show.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||March 8, 2022 3:49 AM|
"What do y'all do together"? is a question dataloungers would ask. I laughed very much at that question
|by Anonymous||reply 29||March 8, 2022 4:24 AM|
¡Si, con mucho gusto!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||March 8, 2022 6:42 AM|
he is hot. seems to be interested in the second stew
|by Anonymous||reply 31||March 8, 2022 6:48 AM|
why is Daisy surprised guests want to eat on a vacation?Drunks don't like to eat food.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||March 8, 2022 6:51 AM|
Season 3, episode 3’s camera work is interesting. It appears the bald husband knew it was going to be a shitshow and stayed out of camera range as much as possible. The dark-haired husband is definitely a special needs person. Boorish behavior, horrible table manners and an inability to eat with your mouth closed are never acceptable.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||March 8, 2022 9:06 AM|
The boorish husband should keep his shirt on. Ew.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||March 8, 2022 1:21 PM|
After 3 seasons I will never understand the panty dropping power Gary has. There is nothing attractive about him.
Rosy-cheeked Tom on the other hand is adorbs!
|by Anonymous||reply 35||March 8, 2022 1:27 PM|
Dump supporters are revolting and boring
|by Anonymous||reply 36||March 9, 2022 1:03 AM|
Whenever guests return for another charter it’s pretty clear that they love being on camera. The previous charter guests this season were just being themselves and they were so much more engaging.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||March 9, 2022 1:47 AM|
Shit guests left a shit tip.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||March 15, 2022 12:48 AM|
Marcos is such a great guy! Those asshole guests didn't deserve his cooking anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||March 15, 2022 3:32 PM|
What the fuck is up with these stupid women throwing themselves at Gary? He's not mildly attractive, and I'm sure he smells like stale sweat, cigarettes, and head cheese.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||March 15, 2022 3:46 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 41||March 15, 2022 4:07 PM|
dreadful guests. unattractive. typical trump supporters
|by Anonymous||reply 42||March 16, 2022 12:28 AM|
I don’t know they drink so much and manage to function the next day. I’m also waiting for someone to get seriously injured one of these seasons. Stairs, wet floors and feet, hot tubs, and barely conscious drunk people do not mix.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||March 16, 2022 3:00 AM|
Marco’s injury was pretty scary. How on earth was he able to cook dinner after that?
|by Anonymous||reply 44||March 16, 2022 3:31 AM|
I've always wondered that too R43; I suppose the producers encourage them to go full throttle while filming on the premise that the production crew helps them from breaking their necks when completely blotto. But the season on BD when David drunkenly fell out of the hot tub and bruised his leg, he could've been very seriously injured if he'd hit his head and even the annoying Captain Shandy was right to be pissed for the failure to report that incident.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||March 16, 2022 8:51 AM|
That 6500 dollar tip was shocking. It was insulting. They worked hard and did EVERYTHING for those asshole guests. They deserved more.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||March 16, 2022 4:29 PM|
R43 It has already happened. One of the stews slipped down the stairs on the previous sailing yatcht and then there was that guy hitting on Malia last season who jumped out of the jacuzzi and missed so he got a massive bruise.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||March 16, 2022 4:31 PM|
Who does not wake up to a Bloody Mary or mimosa at the beach?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||March 16, 2022 7:21 PM|
Chuck seemed "special" - not just the way he acted, but the slacked jawed look about him. He was probably also coked to the gills
|by Anonymous||reply 49||March 16, 2022 10:45 PM|
God, that mom doing her Marilyn impression was just downright embarrassing. She actually thought she was good!
|by Anonymous||reply 50||March 16, 2022 11:12 PM|
first, second and third hand embarrassment
|by Anonymous||reply 51||March 16, 2022 11:15 PM|
The mom thinks she is still young and hot. It really was pathetic to watch. I think she thought that Glenn would be interested.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||March 16, 2022 11:18 PM|
Erika’s cunt mom also ruined a $50K all-white sofa.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||March 16, 2022 11:20 PM|
I'm waiting for someone to produce a show that would be called "Below Dick".
|by Anonymous||reply 54||March 16, 2022 11:23 PM|
What did these guests do for a living again? They all seemed to be emotionally and developmentally disabled. How could they possibly have the means to charter a luxury yacht cruise?
|by Anonymous||reply 55||March 16, 2022 11:34 PM|
then tried to get the other guests to pay for the damage. Terrible people.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||March 16, 2022 11:34 PM|
I felt sorry for the hairdresser and her husband. They seemed like nice people and were mortified at their friends' behavior.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||March 16, 2022 11:37 PM|
ambulancechaser is what someone on insta said.
check bd account.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||March 16, 2022 11:38 PM|
the primary was outed as a deadbeat who complains to skip out on bills. ugly. inside and out.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||March 16, 2022 11:40 PM|
R44!!!!! Am I just sheltered or what... I thought it was horrific! I heard "scalped" and figured it was hyperbole but that is what he did! A piece of his scalp complete with hair. Honestly I returned it off as soon as I realized what was in his hand. I'll have to watch the rest at some point but that was too metal for me reality TV sensibilities. OUCH!
|by Anonymous||reply 60||March 16, 2022 11:45 PM|
R58 The primary is an attorney? Where did he get his law degree, Trump University?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||March 16, 2022 11:46 PM|
they did some interview saying they ere acting. bd insta.i'm lazy.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||March 16, 2022 11:51 PM|
I think the lowest BD tip was in Season 1. $5,000. The guests were stuck at the dock because of bad weather but the crew worked their asses off including pulling together a wedding. But my favorite was the cunt of Versailles who left not one but two crappy tips.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||March 16, 2022 11:52 PM|
ha i think the post is gone.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||March 16, 2022 11:53 PM|
people were ragging on him!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||March 16, 2022 11:54 PM|
Geriatric mom flirted with the study chef who is only 60 years younger than her.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||March 16, 2022 11:54 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 67||March 16, 2022 11:55 PM|
Studly, not study
|by Anonymous||reply 68||March 16, 2022 11:55 PM|
The special needs guests were too unattractive and obnoxious to follow up on. I don't remember them from the previous season.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||March 16, 2022 11:58 PM|
While this show doesn't really compare to the other BDs, I'm kind of liking the chef. He's talented and seems to have some perspective. I liked that he pulled Daisy aside & told her "girl, you got drama." That head wound though, was horrific and had to be incredibly painful, particularly on your scalp.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||March 17, 2022 8:51 AM|
R67 The wife is a lawyer, too? No way in hell. She had to have bought her degree.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||March 17, 2022 7:57 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 72||March 20, 2022 8:19 AM|
R72 Cokey McCokeFace does Instagram.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||March 20, 2022 6:11 PM|
Not his wife's fault but also is for marrying such a douche tool
|by Anonymous||reply 74||March 20, 2022 6:32 PM|
Who was the young male charter guest? Everyone but him was identified during Glenn’s meeting with Daisy, Gary and Marcos. I got a gay daddy vibe from the primary.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||March 22, 2022 4:41 AM|
These guests seemed nice. Wtf happened at the end? Gary said they were dragging anchor?
|by Anonymous||reply 76||March 22, 2022 11:39 AM|
R76, the wind picked up and the anchor wasn’t holding, pushing them to land. The one kids job (staying up at night) was supposed to be to stay on alert for this type of a situation. He should be fired. This show was pretty boring. I got tired of them calling the matronly looking blonde lady a cougar. No one wants to fuck with her. At some point these old women who go on the show, praying for a chance to bang a cast member, look ridiculous. It’s the same with the black dude who was hitting on the stew, but we have had two weeks in a row of thirsty older women.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||March 22, 2022 2:47 PM|
that 3rd stewardess is provoking the 2nd. Will not follow orders.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||March 22, 2022 7:08 PM|
I have to say, I'm kind of liking this season; I like Daisy, she's not a mean girl, but no push over either. Gary is gross & a whore, but I can see why in a moment of desperation, Daisy would make out with him, even if she's embarrassed by it later. The 2nd stew is wound pretty tight, but when she's bitching about some overlooked detail about hospital corners (or some such thing), it does give me a better appreciation of what exactly "5 star service" (that Kate kept babbling on about) really is. The 3rd stew is a brat & the female deck hand is an idiot, but I'm thinking they won't make it to the end. And after Captain Shandy, I kind of appreciate that Glenn laughs at their antics, but doesn't get in the middle of them.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||March 22, 2022 10:56 PM|
Glenn really seemed to enjoy the gossip about who was hooking up. I thought it was cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||March 23, 2022 12:20 AM|
Glenn treats his crew like equals which is refreshing.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||March 23, 2022 12:46 AM|
ha the hot blond fucked the big titty girl so hard from behind she has a huge bruise on her ass!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||March 29, 2022 9:18 AM|
R82 That was so gross. And her ass is flat and flabby, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||March 29, 2022 12:18 PM|
Tom has some serious issues. Getting beyond wasted the first night, whining because big tits wouldn’t fuck him then putting everyone’s life in danger and making himself the victim because he thinks Glenn doesn’t like him. I really hope Glenn fires his ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||March 29, 2022 2:49 PM|
R84 Pretty sure he's gonna get fired next week. And he should. Not only is he incompetent, but he's a raging binge drinking alcoholic and potentially abusive toward women.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||March 30, 2022 12:43 AM|
I feel like I'm getting cirrhosis of the liver just watching these assholes get blackout drunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||March 30, 2022 12:57 AM|
Below Deck crews have the most frequent occurrences of alcohol related "black outs" I've ever seen. It's such bullshit.
Daisy: Wot? I snogged Gary the Deck Hoor? I did not! I don't remember!
Fraser: Wot? I snogged Jack? Really? How embarrassing. I don't remember that!
Etc etc etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||March 30, 2022 8:38 AM|
Alcohol blackouts = convenient amnesia.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||March 30, 2022 8:44 AM|
I actually don't think Tom is really that bad; he recognized his behavior was terrible & was sorry for it, which is more that can be said for some of the other douche bro types they've had on over the years. He's just *really* immature, even if he is hot. He's like a 5 year old in a young man's body. It looks he's going to get fired, as he should, but once he's gone the knives will turn to Ashley since there seems to be an acknowledgement among the others that while Tom reacted badly, Ashley treated him terribly (and is a skank). I agree about the binge drinking though I'm guessing since they can't club due to COVID, the producers encourage them to amp it up. Oh, the days when you could drink all that tequila and not feel like walking death the next day....
The scene where they run aground was very interesting - and that's the kind of stuff that's intriguing, not this floating fuckfest: the mechanics of operating a large sail boat.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||March 30, 2022 8:57 AM|
R89 I don't think Tom's hot at all, and looking at his body, if he's not careful, he's gonna be a big, beer-bellied pig in a few years.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||March 30, 2022 11:11 AM|
Tom hot? No. Tom stupid cute and blonde and kinda chunky, yes. Sign me up!
|by Anonymous||reply 91||March 30, 2022 9:17 PM|
Ashley has opened an onlyfans, which explains why she acted like such a thirsty oversexed skank on the show. She had this planned the entire time. How many straight men watch this show though? Tom also apologized on Instagram, and admitted that he was at fault for the ships issues when he was supposed to be on night watch. I’m hoping that both of them get fired.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||March 30, 2022 9:37 PM|
Stringy haired dolt. The 2nd stew is way hotter
|by Anonymous||reply 93||March 31, 2022 2:38 AM|
The second stew does a great job and knows how to handle the guest. Third stew has a lousy attitude.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||March 31, 2022 3:17 AM|
About Chef Marcos -- I deeply suspect that if there were a scene with him naked in the hot tub on board that we would all find out that he is thick as a beer can.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||March 31, 2022 3:39 AM|
Picture it: Tom getting spitroasted by Kelley from BD and Joao from BDM.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||March 31, 2022 3:51 AM|
[quote]Ashley has opened an onlyfans, which explains why she acted like such a thirsty oversexed skank on the show.
This explains a lot, however, if you can't entice Gary with your lady parts, you may not get the street traffic you think
|by Anonymous||reply 97||March 31, 2022 8:54 AM|
R95 Marcos is fat, unfortunately.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||March 31, 2022 1:18 PM|
I'm glad you think so, R98. Keep your hands off him, he's all man and all MINE!
|by Anonymous||reply 99||March 31, 2022 8:10 PM|
This blind item from enty is supposed to be about our dear Marcos and Gabby. I can see Marcos having a relationship with an executive producer that gets territorial. He does seem into Gabby too. I can’t see her actually leaving the show early though.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||March 31, 2022 8:23 PM|
R100 Who, though, is the racist "star." Gary? Daisey? I can't see the Captain saying something like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||March 31, 2022 8:37 PM|
R100 what “star” and what spin-off? That would explain Marcos being not interested in hooking up when he’s the best looking one there.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||March 31, 2022 9:23 PM|
The only person that I could see making a racist remark about her hair would be Ashley, out of jealousy. Why would they call her a star though? I can see them editing out anything controversial after last season’s Below Deck racism. It would be a bad look to have racist comments on two shows in a row. They do bring on a new stew later in the season, so someone either leaves or gets fired, which lines up with this blind.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||March 31, 2022 10:04 PM|
Tom is a loose cannon. I can see him making a stupid, offensive remark.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||March 31, 2022 10:11 PM|
That BI reads like it was written by a 4th grader or someone who's first language isn't English. The commenters seem to think that the "married women" is a clue that it's a RH show. I don't think any of the BD Sailing group, even regulars rate as "stars" - they all seem like people Bravo would easily throw under the bus if they behaved too badly.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||March 31, 2022 11:37 PM|
Chef is permitted to have a few extra pounds. He has masculine energy, this is uncommon in the entertainment field. It's attractive.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||March 31, 2022 11:59 PM|
R105, it says that the show is on a network that has married women (Housewives and Bravo). Below deck is the only show that fits the blind at this time (biracial cast member and halfway through the season). The blind is poorly written.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||April 1, 2022 12:13 AM|
R100 That BI is clearly not about Below Deck. None of them are "stars" except maybe the OG chief stews Hannah and Kate. Otherwise... no. Certainly none on the current sailing spin off. Also, did you even read the item? It says most of the women are married. This does not fit BD at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||April 1, 2022 2:32 PM|
I checked out the chef during the brief hot tub scene was Big Tits was trying to (unsuccessfully) entice Gary with her wares. The chef looked beefy, but but not fat.
That said, what's with all these tats? I get a few, but with the possible exception of Daisy, they all have tats all over the place. I doubt Glenn approves of this!
|by Anonymous||reply 109||April 1, 2022 2:37 PM|
The female deck crew member has had about 5 mins of screen time so far this season. Will Gary eventually get around to Fucking her?
|by Anonymous||reply 110||April 1, 2022 3:30 PM|
Actually, I have to say, it's kind of nice to a woman being able to work along side the guys on the deck team without 1. them wanting to fuck her 2. she's being marginalized because she's a female 3. she can't take direction & they're all terrified of her. In the early episodes, she seemed pretty junior but smarter than Tom (not that that would be hard)
|by Anonymous||reply 111||April 1, 2022 3:42 PM|
Bye Tom. The crew is pretty skanky but at least they’re fun. This season is turning out better than I expected.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||April 5, 2022 3:53 AM|
Why is Ashley saying that she could’ve fucked Gary? She already tried every trick in the book, and he didn’t want to fuck her. I hate to say it, but she is really pissed and confused that Gary is choosing a biracial girl over her. She didn’t seem that upset when Gary was flirting with Daisy, and Daisy is the biggest threat to her. She’s so fat and sloppy looking. I hope they get a hottie in to replace Tom.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||April 5, 2022 2:05 PM|
OK, after watching that preview for the next episode I deffo believe that item really was about Marcos and Gabby.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||April 5, 2022 3:06 PM|
R113. It could just be that Ashley is pissed that Gary is fucking her nemesis and not her. She’s jealous because Gabby was chosen as second stew and she wasn’t. Unfortunately for Ashley, every week her sloppy work ethic proves why she’s third stew.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||April 5, 2022 3:18 PM|
Yawn... didn't this exact same scenario with Gary and two whores fighting over him play out last season as well?
|by Anonymous||reply 116||April 5, 2022 5:13 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 117||April 5, 2022 5:32 PM|
Some of this drama is clearly premediated from the 3rd stew chick who dreams of being some Insta-ho & sees a hookup with the dubious Gary as her ticket to fame, but clearly Gary clearly has some personal magnetism/panty dropper qualities that just don't come across on TV, because (as someone else noted on another thread) he looks Chlamydia would if it assumed human form: attractive, but skeevy & greasy.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||April 5, 2022 5:51 PM|
Gary looks like he absolutely reeks also.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||April 5, 2022 5:59 PM|
gabby called him "tarzan" and that's the appeal.
he also looked kinda hung in all the skivvy shots.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||April 5, 2022 6:09 PM|
It seems like all of the women could take Gary or leave him, except for Ashley. None of the others are getting jealous, they’re just having fun. In last years Gary love triangle, both of the women really liked him. I also agree with r114 about Gabby and Marcos. He seems to be into her, and they seem like a better fit than her and immature Gary. I will be so pissed off if she leaves.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||April 5, 2022 7:02 PM|
Ashley may be the skankiest skank they’ve ever had on this show.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||April 11, 2022 9:48 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 123||April 11, 2022 10:59 PM|
WTF was I just looking at, R121?
|by Anonymous||reply 124||April 12, 2022 12:14 AM|
I think it was one of the black holes in the universe that Glenn was referring to
Ugh, just gross; at least Bruno turned to porn probably to support a drug habit. This chick is just vile - it says something that even Gary won't go there
|by Anonymous||reply 125||April 12, 2022 8:49 AM|
Aside from being a skank Ashley seems like a horrible person. Gaby should never have confided in her. But Gaby was kind of skanky last night, too. This crew needs to be tested for STDs along with Covid.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||April 12, 2022 2:12 PM|
I like Gabi, but boy did she turn into a mean, passive aggressive drunk, taking pot shots at almost everyone at the table. She's very capable but she's let this shit get in her head & now she's an angry, crying mess. Marcos is clearly pretty arrogant, but there was no need to pick a fight with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||April 13, 2022 9:31 AM|
Got a good look at Mmmmmmmarcos in the hot tub. Body a lil thick and schlubby, like he used to be beefy and let it all go. I still want him to cook for me and think his face and smile are very lovable.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||April 13, 2022 2:03 PM|
Why did Marcos flip out on the second stew, drunk?
|by Anonymous||reply 129||April 14, 2022 1:38 AM|
R129 Gaby was being a drunken cunt to Marcos, needling him constantly, so he finally told her to fuck the hell of.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||April 14, 2022 12:12 PM|
No discussion on last night's episode when Gary lanced his badly bruised nail and bled all over the table where they all eat? Daisy really must want to shag if she didn't yell at him for being such a gross pig.
I kind of felt bad for odd man out Gabi until I learned that she's 34. That's too old to let some trashy little ho play mind games with you. She should be a much shrewder bitch by now.
The food Marco was making was excellent, but he appears to be getting a very favorable edit compared to most cooks (or maybe he's not as barking mad as some of the others).
|by Anonymous||reply 131||April 19, 2022 11:08 PM|
I’d hate to see Gabbi leave and Trashley get her way because you know pushover Daisy will promote her to second stew.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||April 19, 2022 11:31 PM|
It was established above that the chef is in a relationship with one of the producers and that is why he is edited that way.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||April 20, 2022 1:12 AM|
I loathe Ashley even more after last night. Gabby looked great on WWHL. Sorry she left the boat but she did what she needed to do. I hope karma takes a big bite out of Ashley’s bruised ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||April 26, 2022 12:46 PM|
Ashley’s behavior last night was straight up predatory. She is going to turn around and try to guilt the new, more attractive, stew into staying away from Gary because they ‘fucked’. It looks like the new stew will be 2nd, thank goodness. I am convinced that Gabi’s issues 100% stem from alcohol and the resulting day after anxiety. Some people shouldn’t drink, and she should’ve learned her lesson after the first drunken night fight with Marco. On another note, people are speculating that she is now dating Wes from below deck med.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||April 26, 2022 2:08 PM|
Ashley is a total WHORE.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||April 26, 2022 2:11 PM|
[quote]I am convinced that Gabi’s issues 100% stem from alcohol and the resulting day after anxiety. Some people shouldn’t drink, and she should’ve learned her lesson after the first drunken night fight with Marco.
She's an odd one; I caught an earlier episode this weekend where she kind of comes on strong with this "I hate fake shit" and acts very intense in a way that kind of unnerves the others. Marcos is definitely getting the favorable edit, but still, she can just not respond to him or not react. By her own admission, she has a history of quitting jobs in a huff.
A lot of the people they get on these shows are just assholes or drunks, but she might have some real issues. Ashley is terrible, but you can see her coming from a mile away. An even half-way mature person could've managed her antics.
On the reddit thread, they're claiming that Ashley raped Gary, which is both disturbing & kind of funny
|by Anonymous||reply 137||April 26, 2022 4:41 PM|
[quote]On the reddit thread, they're claiming that Ashley raped Gary, which is both disturbing & kind of funny
More disturbing. I mean, it sounds like she was giving him a massage, then he was kidding on his neck & she jumped on his dick. He seemed really drunk & was probably blacking out. She's really predatory & has been pretty forceful before.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||April 26, 2022 6:54 PM|
The ironic thing is that if the roles had been reversed & one of the guys pulled the same move on Ashley - particularly when she was black out drunk - he'd be escorted off the boat & scrubbed from the show. But because Gary is a gold star slut, it's treated as a joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||April 26, 2022 8:05 PM|
Agreed, r138. She had to tell him that he was inside of her, then he got up and ran out of the room. He did not want to have sex with her. She then had the nerve to say that most men are obsessed with her. No self awareness at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||April 26, 2022 8:27 PM|
strange Gabby was iced. The third stew is much more obnoxious/toxic
|by Anonymous||reply 141||April 27, 2022 1:31 AM|
Gabby leaving was confusing - they never explain exactly what the problem was. All very vague. Her issues with the chef seemed to come out of nowhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||April 27, 2022 1:38 PM|
^I kind of thought that too, other than she seemed to look to the chef as a kind of ally, given their shared background, but he seemed to want no part of her. At first her issues she seemed to be mean girl drama with Ashley, but her behavior at the dinner was genuinely bizarre. As someone else noted, the combination of being very drunk & very anxious was a toxic combination. Otherwise reasonable people Colin & Daisy appeared horrified with her after that. The chef seems like a whiny jerk, complaining to everyone that she was "picking on him." What a pussy!
|by Anonymous||reply 143||April 27, 2022 4:57 PM|
Okay, I have a theory that more happened with Gabby mentally that we didn't see, and the producers decided she had to leave:
- She seemed really mentally fucked up at the meals where she says "I want to thank everyone for coming to my dinner" then says a bunch of random shit, and everyone is super quiet.
- The scene where she tells Glenn she's leaving seemed like a "going through the motions" scene, like he had already been told or witnessed more than we know.
- Note that the crew is all seated (arranged, really) together on deck when Gabby leaves. Like, nobody is in their cabins or anywhere else, usually people who quit on camera do an awkward, fast farewell tour of the boat to quickly say their goodbyes. Just very stagey. Hmmm, maybe I should have watched that garbage show that comes on later🤔🤣
Did she threaten someone?
|by Anonymous||reply 144||April 28, 2022 3:42 AM|
[quote]The scene where she tells Glenn she's leaving seemed like a "going through the motions" scene, like he had already been told or witnessed more than we know.
I thought this too; an otherwise good (if not high maintenance) employee comes to you and quits on the spot, you'd at least think he register surprise or immediately pull Daisy aside to find out what the hell is going on. But Captain Shandy would've made the whole thing about her, so thank goodness he didn't do that, but yeah...he already knew & his little speech ready
|by Anonymous||reply 145||April 28, 2022 9:43 AM|
I just watched the episode where Gabby quit. Based on that weird display at the villa where she kept thanking people for coming to her home, then telling them she wanted them to leave, she appears to be bipolar.
I also agree with the other posters here who say there was probably more odd behavior that the cameras didn't capture, which is why everyone on the boat was saying, "I think that's a good decision" rather than, "No! Please don't go!" when she announced her departure.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||April 29, 2022 1:42 PM|
I think Gabby is just an oddball trapped in a pretty package. She felt out of place and that no one got her offbeat sense of humor and the rest of the crew was against her. Having a nasty cunt for a third stew didn’t help. As far as Glenn goes he’s a mellow guy and probably sees more than he lets on. He definitely interacts with the crew more than Sandy and Lee plus he’s no dummy.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||April 29, 2022 2:12 PM|
[quote]which is why everyone on the boat was saying, "I think that's a good decision" rather than, "No! Please don't go!" when she announced her departure.
I thought it was kind of telling that even though Gabi's departure leaves her very short-handed, Daisy didn't express one objection or concern about her departure.
I can't imagine working on all those hours & then being cooped up in those tiny cabins smelling everyone's bad breath, farts and just general BO. I'd go bonkers too
|by Anonymous||reply 148||April 29, 2022 2:18 PM|
R148 And this is the smelliest looking cast to date!
|by Anonymous||reply 149||April 29, 2022 2:19 PM|
No new episode this week. It’s all about Summer House finale.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||May 1, 2022 1:47 PM|
I am totally believing that rumor about Gabriella being accused of looking like a chipmunk by that chef fucking the producer. This episode was bULLSHIT!! Her leaving and Glenn's reaction was pure Bravo cover up!!
|by Anonymous||reply 151||May 7, 2022 10:18 PM|
Damn, this week's guests are straight up assholes!
When that dude threw money at Daisy, I couldn't believe how restrained she was. I'd have slapped him across the face.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||May 10, 2022 12:31 PM|
New guy is not hot. I'm so disappointed. And what's with all these tall guys? Didn't that guy from last season who got that girl pregnant say the bunk was too short for him? He will constantly have to bend down too because I know the ceilings are low in a sailboat.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||May 10, 2022 1:33 PM|
A sailboat is NOT optimal for tall guys.
|by Anonymous||reply 154||May 10, 2022 1:34 PM|
Guests who enjoy being assholes are the most fun to watch. But I do feel bad for the crew especially the stews. I don’t know how they do it. Throwing money at someone and walking away is not a good look. And you know they’re going to leave a shit tip.
|by Anonymous||reply 155||May 10, 2022 2:29 PM|
[quote]Guests who enjoy being assholes are the most fun to watch.
In some ways, I guess; but you're on this amazing vacation & you're spending your time picking at someone over grape juice?
I think people like this woman are attempting to raise their social media profile in hopes of getting their own reality TV show (like the Queen of Versailles/MAGA FL), but watching people behaving badly because they can is just depressing. We get enough of that from every day (looking at you, Clarence & Fat Ginni!)
For whatever the issue, I liked Daisy owning her role in Gabi's failure though I wished she'd given the Trollop a lecture about respecting the chain of command at the *beginning* of the season.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||May 10, 2022 6:40 PM|
R153 The new guy's not hot, but at least he appears to know what he's doing, unlike the alcoholic pretty boy.
At least Whorey McTits won't go after him...probably.
|by Anonymous||reply 157||May 10, 2022 7:00 PM|
still don't understand the Gabi situation because of the poor editing
|by Anonymous||reply 158||May 11, 2022 12:42 AM|
The fact that Gabi didn't take to social media & blast her former co-workers (and the current cordiality with them) leads me to believe as someone else noted, her mental health issues (as evidenced by her weird behavior on the day off) were worse than what we actually saw & her departure gave her a graceful off ramp.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||May 11, 2022 9:41 AM|
the guests screaming for shrimp, bacon and fresh grape juice in their cocktails are strange and not entertaining. "Can you steam all of our clothes"? Ridiculous.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||May 11, 2022 11:47 AM|
I hope the new stew is a cunt and puts Bruisey McTits in her place and makes her life miserable. Karma baby!
|by Anonymous||reply 161||May 11, 2022 12:54 PM|
I am living for this season, you guys. Tonight’s episode was so good. I’m so happy to see Ashley get put in her place. She has soooo many issues, and Daisy was smart to not make her 2nd stew. She would’ve made the new girls life a living hell. You know you’re a bitch when even sweet Kelsie calls you out. I’m excited to see Marcos get flirted with next episode. I can’t believe that this is the first time he has received sexual attention.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||May 17, 2022 2:23 AM|
Love Daisy and she is over Ashley. At one point during coming attractions for remainder of the season you can hear Daisy say ‘either she goes or I go’ and it’s pretty clear who she’s talking about. Also, very surprised that the cunty guests left a decent tip.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||May 17, 2022 2:50 AM|
Wait a minute... the new stews name is Scarlett. Scarlett and Ashley?
|by Anonymous||reply 164||May 17, 2022 2:57 AM|
don't understand the Gary love triangle as an enduring theme, he is not much and admitted so.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||May 17, 2022 8:02 PM|
I find it entertaining to watch everyone fall all over him.
|by Anonymous||reply 166||May 17, 2022 8:22 PM|
incomprehensible is the word I would use.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||May 17, 2022 8:31 PM|
Marcos is hot but his beef with Gabi was strange to watch.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||May 17, 2022 8:41 PM|
Is Colin asexual? He just seems to be there to laugh at everyone and stir up trouble, but never shows any interest in guys or girls.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||May 17, 2022 9:03 PM|
Colin said he is in a LTR. He looks to live through Gary's antics
|by Anonymous||reply 170||May 17, 2022 9:06 PM|
Marcos has a very handsome face, but his body is lardy.
Still, he's better than Gary, who isn't the least bit handsome or the least bit hot. I honestly don't understand these stupid girls drooling all over him. Are they that horny?
|by Anonymous||reply 171||May 17, 2022 10:27 PM|
a chef should be a bit squishy
|by Anonymous||reply 172||May 17, 2022 10:56 PM|
[quote]Colin said he is in a LTR.
Ah, so he only dates in Europe!
|by Anonymous||reply 173||May 17, 2022 11:04 PM|
Colin said he has a girlfriend, long term. He has good looks. Gary? Not so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||May 17, 2022 11:09 PM|
Actually, I think Colin's role as the straight man/voice of reason to Gary's drunken manwhore is appropriate. A little Gary goes a long way & he needs someone to tell him he's a fool
I think the Gabi/chef beef was bizarre too, but I think that's where the "favoritism from the production" blind item comes into play; she clearly has some mental health issues, but I'm guessing he egged her on/antagonized her in some way that cameras didn't show. Someone said they thought she was bi-polar & given her bizarre behavior & wild mood swings, I wonder if that's correct. Maybe she also felt since they had similar cultural backgrounds that he should support her and he didn't. But yeah, I don't think we saw the whole story.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||May 17, 2022 11:14 PM|
Gabi became a complete cunt when she was wasted. Ashley becomes a slurring whore/rapist.
|by Anonymous||reply 176||May 17, 2022 11:20 PM|
R176 Whaddyur talkin' bout? I juss sed Garee's penis wuz in mah vurgina, like, a thouszund taimz.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||May 18, 2022 12:59 AM|
Oh my LARD, the face stuffing with spaghetti, the puking of spaghetti into the shower....sleeping inches away from a shower full of spaghetti puke. No No NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
|by Anonymous||reply 178||May 18, 2022 4:22 PM|
Ashley might just be the most repulsive BD cast member in the history of the franchise.
|by Anonymous||reply 179||May 18, 2022 4:44 PM|
R178, she puked spaghetti in the shower, cleaned it up, then asked if she ate at all the evening before, and proceeded to eat more spaghetti. Who eats the same food they puked and cleaned up 6 hours before? So disgusting.
|by Anonymous||reply 180||May 18, 2022 5:59 PM|
[quote]Ashley might just be the most repulsive BD cast member in the history of the franchise.
You got to hand it to the producers, they seem to be able to find yachtie/service industry types with some pretty severe personality disorders/addiction issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 181||May 20, 2022 5:27 PM|
R181 has never worked in the service industry before. Most employees have substance abuse issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||May 21, 2022 2:10 AM|
Re: Gary being sexually assaulted....
All these crew people (on all BD shows) are shit faced drunk in their off time. Gary leading the charge on this show.
Nearly EVERY time someone hooks up, even on the lowest level during the drunken debauchery (Gary and Daisy kissing in the hot tub for example), someone says they "don't remember what happened last night" and do the embarrassed, red face covering, laughing, denying and eventual "acceptance" of their drunken behavior.
Now Gary MAY actually be black out drunk 20% of the time we see him on the show. Others MAY actually be black out drunk too, which points to a lot of addiction issues. However, it is pretty impossible for another person to perceive whether someone else is black out drunk, especially when the other person is ALSO (blackout?) drunk.
Thus, EVERY SEXUAL ENCOUNTER with Gary may be a sexual assault against him, no matter who initiates it.
On the other hand, Gary may be a lush who claims convenient blackouts when he doesn't like what he did the night before, as I suspect many crew members do, even in relation to cozying up to Gary.
If he is faking blackouts he has really opened a can of sexual assault worms.
Ashley remains repulsive in any of the possible scenarios.
|by Anonymous||reply 183||May 21, 2022 4:00 PM|
Scarlett is pretty but dumb as a post and as someone else noted, looks like a production plant for the sole purpose of driving Ashley over the edge & getting on Daisy's nerves. Ashley is repulsive, but also a sad & depressing creature with such incredibly low esteem and desperate for attention. They should just throw her overboard & put her out of her misery.
|by Anonymous||reply 184||May 22, 2022 12:10 AM|
So true regarding Scarlett. After 10 minutes I figured she’s an actress and they just threw her in there. But if it was to make Ashley even more paranoid than she already is then I’m all for it.
|by Anonymous||reply 185||May 22, 2022 12:54 AM|
I can’t stand Ashley, but I felt bad for her when Gary said that she is desperate. I’m sure that is upsetting for her to watch back.
|by Anonymous||reply 186||May 22, 2022 2:29 AM|
I didn't understand why Gabi interrupted everyone at dinner to thank them for being in her home. Did she have a psychotic break from reality? No one corrected her either.
|by Anonymous||reply 187||May 22, 2022 2:35 PM|
This franchise never takes off. Its like RHOC. It just never really gets there.
Colin is so handsome though. I love the way he talks- everything about him.
Gary has SERIOUS wrinkles for someone so young. He needs to wear sunblock.
|by Anonymous||reply 188||May 22, 2022 3:05 PM|
I think Gabi just has a weird sense of humor and felt that no one ‘got her.’ I took those ‘welcome to my home’ remarks as her attempt at humor.
|by Anonymous||reply 189||May 22, 2022 3:49 PM|
[quote]This franchise never takes off. Its like RHOC. It just never really gets there.
I'm loving the scenery this season. That restaurant on the cliff where Ashley made such a fool of herself had an amazing view. The experience of full on sailing looks just amazing.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||May 22, 2022 4:43 PM|
R190, I wish the BD shows would show more about the beautiful areas they visit instead of yet another drunken bender in the hot tub.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||May 22, 2022 8:58 PM|
I wish they would show more of the boat's inner workings and how they sail and navigate into those huge harbors, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 192||May 22, 2022 9:00 PM|
Agreed, r192. I found the anchor dragging episode fascinating, and had to Google to better understand exactly what happened. I wish they would include more detail on the mechanics of the ship. I suspect that many people watch this show just to see the drama and food though.
|by Anonymous||reply 193||May 22, 2022 9:55 PM|
There's a whole lot more they could show about what it really takes to work on a yacht that takes passengers. There are a lot of maritime regulations that they must meet, including regular emergency drills and rescue scenarios.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||May 23, 2022 5:35 AM|
Breaking News: Eddie from Below Deck has been fired/not renewed! Who is going to be Captain Lee's little buddy?
|by Anonymous||reply 195||May 23, 2022 10:38 PM|
R195 Wasn't Eddie on his way to getting his own boat to captain, anyway?
|by Anonymous||reply 196||May 23, 2022 10:40 PM|
Was he fired because of how he handled the black stew’s complaints? I already forget her name.
|by Anonymous||reply 197||May 23, 2022 10:44 PM|
R197 I hope not, because she was a nasty mess.
|by Anonymous||reply 198||May 23, 2022 10:47 PM|
Very few people took whatshername seriously so I doubt she had anything to do with Eddie not returning. I tried to watch a season 1 marathon today but the crew was just awful. No surprise we never saw any of them again.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||May 23, 2022 11:18 PM|
Dana? Is that her name? Can not be bothered to look up her name. She's annoyingly needy but not wrong about the en word.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||May 23, 2022 11:32 PM|
Eddie is a little whiny bitch. I saw that he was complaining a couple of weeks ago about the pay on below deck. He said that the Housewives don’t get ratings as high as they do, but get paid ‘millions’ (not the truth) just to eat and fight, while he has to actually work. No one forced him to go on the show. He wasn’t a socialite or wealthy before going on the show. He is the help, and somehow got it twisted.
|by Anonymous||reply 201||May 23, 2022 11:43 PM|
Was he fired or just not asked back?
|by Anonymous||reply 202||May 23, 2022 11:58 PM|
He lives in Baltimore. That’s punishment enough in life for him.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||May 24, 2022 12:46 AM|
Eddie fucked Rocky then treated her like shit and told everyone she was a liar. If he deserves to be canceled for anything it’s that.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||May 24, 2022 2:23 AM|
R200 Was her name Lexi?
|by Anonymous||reply 205||May 24, 2022 2:51 AM|
Lexi is the Caribbean queen, not the queen
|by Anonymous||reply 206||May 24, 2022 3:03 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 207||May 24, 2022 3:19 AM|
People still watch this?
|by Anonymous||reply 208||May 24, 2022 3:25 AM|
Tonite’s episode was a bit of a dud. In other words, the crew was sober.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||May 24, 2022 3:50 AM|
I suppose in this case, Eddie's contract wasn't renewed rather than actually fired; in a way I'm kind of surprised since he seemed to become the surrogate captain since Lee is clearly done with the whole thing but is still on the show because he wants the paycheck. On the other hand, the way Eddie got drug into the muck over the Rayna mess, with her accusing him of trying to "destroy" her, that was bound to be trouble. Given his past history, I'm wondering if his description of events for how he handled the situation didn't entirely check out & they decided they needed to let him go.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||May 24, 2022 9:16 AM|
Still not understanding the Gary triangle, it is not interesting.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||May 24, 2022 12:22 PM|
I will never, ever understand the Gary thing.
He's not remotely attractive, has an average body at best, and he looks like he reeks of stale sweat and cigarettes. I can't imagine how rancid is breath must be.
Pretty sure his dick is nothing impressive, either.
|by Anonymous||reply 212||May 24, 2022 12:30 PM|
What to say about this episode...
Scarlet is clearly a ringer. Otherwise how the fuck did she get hired? She only worked on "day cruise" vessels. Last night Daisy had to tell her how to set everything on the table! She didn't know anything about silverware or anything else. She was doing a crap job at cleaning the rooms too.
That encounter w/Scarlet & Gary in the laundry room was CRINGE.
Why was the guests' luggage sitting out in the hall outside their rooms the whole trip? Crew usually stores the empty luggage somewhere. Just looked really trashy.
The blond chick at the ten-course dinner was so gross. We get it, your pussy is wet for the chef. Wearing a sombrero at the table and announcing "GRACIAS!" & purring like a vixen after he presents each course is just inappropriate. I fucking hate it when entitled people get really inappropriate with the staff.
Oh, and REGATTA! Glenn & Colin were thrilled :)
|by Anonymous||reply 213||May 24, 2022 5:17 PM|
Barnaby is loving the drama and giving off serious gay vibes tonite. Daisy showed her cunty side, Kelsie farted in the van and Trashley flashed her pussy. Two thumbs up.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||May 31, 2022 1:28 AM|
I am floored at Daisy’s behavior. I didn’t think that she took Gary seriously, but she was jealous and nasty towards Scarlett. Why does she care about who Gary screws now? Barnaby is adorable. These guests are going to be boring.
|by Anonymous||reply 215||May 31, 2022 1:49 AM|
The male guests are hot daddies. Gary pushing himself on Scarlett was not a good look.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||May 31, 2022 2:52 AM|
Gary just assumes that everyone wants to fuck him at this point, r216. Has he ever been rejected on this show?
|by Anonymous||reply 217||May 31, 2022 3:09 AM|
R217. Scarlett wouldn’t fuck him tonite so maybe she’ll be the first to reject him. Did anyone catch Glenn helping with the luggage? Can you imagine Lee doing that?
|by Anonymous||reply 218||May 31, 2022 3:19 AM|
Stretching the dreary little Gary scenario thin, strange storyline.
Don't call people at work to inform them of a death. Wait until they are home.
|by Anonymous||reply 219||May 31, 2022 3:19 PM|
R219, I would say that you shouldn’t call anyone with bad news when they’re on vacation as well. No point in ruining someone’s trip if the situation can’t be controlled or if the person can’t make it back for the funeral anyway.
|by Anonymous||reply 220||May 31, 2022 3:59 PM|
The race was staged.
|by Anonymous||reply 221||June 1, 2022 8:40 AM|
^ Just like everything else on this show. None of these women would fuck Gary unless they were getting paid (which they are by Bravo).
|by Anonymous||reply 222||June 1, 2022 12:17 PM|
[quote]None of these women would fuck Gary unless they were getting paid
I don't think paid exactly, but Gary gives them a story - something for notoriety, instagram clicks, all that. Colin & Daisy are too low key to create drama (and are both fairly good managers & co-workers), so they have to latch onto the the one man STD circus that is Gary
|by Anonymous||reply 223||June 1, 2022 12:40 PM|
The stringy haired stew has a sex video of herself floating online. You need a pimp mama to flesh out a in the sexual arts.
|by Anonymous||reply 224||June 1, 2022 3:10 PM|
Flesh out a career in the sexual arts, there are many broke hoes with nothing to show for a lifetime of whoring
|by Anonymous||reply 225||June 1, 2022 3:11 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 226||June 1, 2022 3:12 PM|
That 1,r226. Big teats and a wet ass is not enough.
|by Anonymous||reply 227||June 1, 2022 3:19 PM|
These guests were super nice and left a great tip. They exaggerated Marcos being upset with Daisy in the promos but whatever. Oh, and Smashley is still a cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 228||June 7, 2022 1:57 AM|
Leave it to the Canadians to be the most polite and biggest tippers thus far this season.
|by Anonymous||reply 229||June 7, 2022 6:40 PM|
This episode was boring but I liked the guests. An attractive and educated bunch.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||June 7, 2022 6:44 PM|
I like the chef, but the show seems geared toward casting him in the best light possible. As someone else noted, Scarlett is a ringer and dumb as a box of hair. I think Daisy genuinely doesn't like her, though I don't think it's just about Gary. Barnaby is clearly as gay as a Christmas tree ornament.
|by Anonymous||reply 231||June 7, 2022 7:01 PM|
[quote]Barnaby is clearly as gay as a Christmas tree ornament.
Right?! That drunken smooching with Gary on the dock!
I continue to be perplexed by Gary. This week they had a scene with Marcos shirtless laying in bed, looking so delish. Then they cut to Gary in the crew mess, and he's just making ridiculous noises and acting like a kid. Women (and Barnaby apparently) fling themselves at Gary. Marcos is single & a bit more difficult to figure out, but I *definitely* would.
Also, Colin is still so fuckable. I think Colin's ten times sexier because he doesn't lay it all out like Gary does.
|by Anonymous||reply 232||June 7, 2022 7:55 PM|
I am on a below deck subreddit and the word is that Marcos is/was dating one of the producers and that is why he is cast in such a positive light and never whoring around like the rest of them. Make of it what you will.
|by Anonymous||reply 233||June 7, 2022 8:37 PM|
^I completely believe that; also, there is always some friction between the chef & the chief stew if for no other reasons than because of scheduling issues and random requests from fickle clients (never mind the personal stuff). Marcos never says a harsh word to Daisy and only had a real conflict with Gabi, who had conflicts with many people.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||June 8, 2022 12:37 PM|
Gary's cigarette-roughened hoarse South African voice really grates on my ears. That and his hammy antics would drive me crazy. He is an effective, experienced deckhand, though. He acts quickly and decisively when necessary.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||June 8, 2022 1:15 PM|
i thought i saw some chemistry between Marcos and Gabi. Was this the source of tension? The only other person Gabi had a problem with is Ashley.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||June 8, 2022 1:24 PM|
R236 I don't remember what was said, but basically it was that day off where they got sent to some airbnb with a pool to relax for the day, and Gabi was drinking too much and started in with some really mean, biting comments towards Marcos while in the pool. Just really harsh stuff & uncalled for.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||June 8, 2022 4:29 PM|
Gabi really lost it during that free day they had. Alcohol turned her into a cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||June 8, 2022 4:33 PM|
Gary seems like he really knows his shit. So does Colin and, of course, Glenn.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||June 8, 2022 6:07 PM|
They can have some buffoons in junior positions for the laughs of the show, but the deck crew is responsible for multi-million dollar equipment and the safety of real people; they have to be competent.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||June 8, 2022 7:56 PM|
Gary’s competence is sexier than the way he looks (and probably smells). This episode was kind of boring.
|by Anonymous||reply 241||June 9, 2022 1:50 AM|
On WWHL Andy just asked Gary if he felt Ashley assaulted (raped) him and he said no. Cheers to Gary for not playing victim and admitting he never should have hooked up with Ashley in the first place.
|by Anonymous||reply 242||June 14, 2022 1:05 AM|
Do you think that Daisy and Gary have fucked? Why wouldn’t she answer that question? Also, I don’t believe for a second that captain Glenn has never brought a woman on the Parsifal, like Gary said on wwhl. This episode was largely a bore again. Marcos should’ve purchased the wedding cake from shore. I loved watching the guys wrestle while drunk…hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||June 14, 2022 3:10 AM|
Pretty sure they fucked at some point. The beach wedding was well done and those guests were very nice. Expect another big tip.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||June 14, 2022 5:03 AM|
ha! the new, tall guy's dick was almost out of his boxers in the infamous underwear roll out of the bunk shot.
then glenn calls him "big b."
|by Anonymous||reply 245||June 14, 2022 8:17 PM|
'cause i love ya'll!
|by Anonymous||reply 246||June 14, 2022 8:32 PM|
Damn, that blonde charter guest had a nice body!
|by Anonymous||reply 247||June 16, 2022 2:27 PM|
Those last charter guest were sort of a weird, pale, lifeless & thin bunch - not the usual hard partying type.
But that whole thing was so obviously staged: the Ordeal of the Wedding Cake, the fake wedding with no relatives present and the Daisy/Gary (fake) Love Affair. It's always that way to a certain extent, but the heavy hand of production was abundantly clear in the final portion of the season. They should've kept Gabi around because at the very least, she was such a loose cannon
|by Anonymous||reply 248||June 16, 2022 4:44 PM|
I've traveled with gluten-free people; it's tiresome. Everything revolves around food, and not in a good way. Every day there are multiple discussions about where and what to eat, earnest talks with waiters and maitre d's, and running complaints about how difficult it all is.
|by Anonymous||reply 249||June 16, 2022 5:42 PM|
I wouldn’t say it was a fake wedding. They probably wanted to do something small and special then have a bigger wedding and/or reception back home.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||June 16, 2022 8:37 PM|
[quote]Breaking News: Eddie from Below Deck has been fired/not renewed!
Has Eddie started an Only Fans yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 251||June 16, 2022 8:53 PM|
My husband and I had a small wedding with just a few friends in Barcelona. I would’ve loved to have done it on television with captain Glen officiating. Much cooler than just having wedding photos, as long as you don’t get drunk and embarrass yourself. Ours would’ve been more interesting too (gay weddings are always more fun).
|by Anonymous||reply 252||June 16, 2022 10:45 PM|
Kind of an anti-climactic finale.
Overall, a "meh" season.
Maybe this will be the end of it for good.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||June 21, 2022 10:09 PM|
Another drunken pig-out session for Ashley. She'll be 250 pounds by the time she's 30.
|by Anonymous||reply 254||June 21, 2022 10:53 PM|
When Gary on WWHL, he was asked about Ashley’s onlyfans and said that it was a cry for help. I wonder what he meant. Is she an alcoholic? That’s usually said about someone with addiction or mental health issues.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||June 21, 2022 11:00 PM|
R255 A little from Column A, a little from Column B.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||June 21, 2022 11:07 PM|
Ratings for this season were pretty high so it will be back. Capt Shandy returns on July 11.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||June 21, 2022 11:56 PM|
They may be filming now, r257. Gary, Colin, and Daisy are all in the same place. People on Reddit are speculating that they are getting ready to film the next season.
|by Anonymous||reply 258||June 22, 2022 12:20 AM|
What'd the three roomies call themselves, the Giggle Crew? Love it 🤣 We need a very special episode that's just raw footage of Gary, Colin & Marcos being rambunctious in their room!
|by Anonymous||reply 259||June 22, 2022 5:25 AM|
[quote]Overall, a "meh" season.
I loved the scenery & bits about the sailboat (running aground, mechanical problems, etc). I also like that for all their drunken antics, the show employs technically competent people, not just total idiots (not all of them of course - they have the typical idiots on board for drama). It's not the most exciting thing in the world, but nice escapist entertainment for a Monday night.
|by Anonymous||reply 260||June 22, 2022 9:11 AM|
Kelsey left the boat with her dignity intact. She wasn’t the most interesting character but she was sweet, fun, got along with everyone including Gabi and is great at her job.
|by Anonymous||reply 261||June 22, 2022 1:27 PM|
Kelsey and Gary were my favorites. Competent, hard working, zero drama.
|by Anonymous||reply 262||June 22, 2022 2:05 PM|
R257 Can't wait for Cap'n Shandy to dispense all those words of wisdom that make her think she's some managerial guru. Things like:
- Just do you.
- Cook your food.
- Just be strong.
- Believe in yourself.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||June 22, 2022 2:07 PM|
Gary is "zero drama", R262? His shenanigans, while faked for the show, were almost all the drama this season.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||June 22, 2022 2:20 PM|
R265 So sorry! I meant Colin, not smelly Gary. COLIN is zero drama.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||June 22, 2022 2:26 PM|
[quote]Can't wait for Cap'n Shandy to dispense all those words of wisdom that make her think she's some managerial guru. Things like:
"I need to let them have this experience" (so I can micromanage the fuck out of them when it all goes to shit!)
I really wish they'd replace that woman; her efforts to insert herself into drama by micromanaging crew members (or letting others get a way with murder) is exhausting. It reminds me of Bad Managers of Jobs Past
|by Anonymous||reply 266||June 22, 2022 2:26 PM|
R266 She was such a bitch to that cute chef Kiko, always hovering over him and criticizing everything he did. Then she fired him, but told him he had to finish out the charter and cook for the guests first.
Way to manage there, Shandy.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||June 22, 2022 2:29 PM|
I won’t be watching any more seasons with Sandy. She grates on my nerves. She always insists on being on camera, her voice is annoying, and she thinks she is smarter and more charming than she is. She is a terrible person and manager. Such a contrast between her and Glen, who is an absolute delight.
|by Anonymous||reply 268||June 22, 2022 2:32 PM|
Yes, Glen is by far the best of the BD captains. Lee is crusty and plays favorites, Sandy is, as discussed, a terrible manager, and the new Australian guy is the worst, IMO. His style is punitive, he serially targets employees, and publicly shames them (the shiny helmet). I suspect he's misogynistic as well, not clear on that, but it fits the type.
|by Anonymous||reply 269||June 22, 2022 5:11 PM|
Looks like Bravo will start airing BD Down Under in July.
|by Anonymous||reply 270||June 22, 2022 6:38 PM|
R263 right?! She's so awkward. She seemed even more on-edge this last season post-Cameo drama. Hate it when she has these searingly awful one-on-ones with crew & completely deflates them, then wants to hug them really awkwardly & say some cringe platitude before sending them back to work (or off the boat if she just shitcanned them).
|by Anonymous||reply 271||June 22, 2022 6:48 PM|
R271 She reminds me of awful managers I've had in the past who are inept, but who think they're brilliant. They like to quote lines from corporate motivational posters.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||June 22, 2022 6:58 PM|
Remember when she traveled the US to do her motivational speech tour? Who on earth would go to this? She’s a train wreck. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was still drinking either.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||June 22, 2022 7:18 PM|
R273 I tweeted her once and told her I thought she showed really bad judgement when she screamed at Malia in front of one of Malia's subordinates.
She immediately blocked me. :-)
|by Anonymous||reply 274||June 22, 2022 7:20 PM|
R273 I definitely think she was drinking again last season. Sometimes she seemed half out of it and her speech was slurred.
|by Anonymous||reply 275||June 22, 2022 7:21 PM|
R275 Are you sure it just wasn't those ill-fitting ultra-white dentures of hers?
|by Anonymous||reply 276||June 22, 2022 9:14 PM|
Who's watching ther reunion?!
Gary is in Daisy's apartment and they're broadcasting from different rooms in Daisy's apartment, but he doesn't live there and just came over for the broadcast. RIIIIIIGHT.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||June 28, 2022 12:32 AM|
OMG COLIN JUST ANNOUNCED HE'S SINGLE!
|by Anonymous||reply 278||June 28, 2022 12:32 AM|
Ashley is a no show. Not surprising.
|by Anonymous||reply 279||June 28, 2022 12:37 AM|
Please stay single Colin! I know he’s not gay, but I would like to see his ass and I have a better chance if he’s fucking around with someone on the boat.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||June 28, 2022 4:11 AM|
Also, I didn’t like Daisy tonight. Why on earth did she defend Ashley instead of Gabi? Even captain Glen had Gabi’s back. So weird.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||June 28, 2022 4:23 AM|
Daisy pretty much enabled Ashley all season and then rewarded her with a promotion at the end. It was fucked up but she’s standing by her actions. Kate or Hannah would have shut Ashley down early on. Of course Gabi quit because of Ashley. She was 100% toxic.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||June 28, 2022 12:41 PM|
What a boring last episode and season overall. That couple had either already been married or were about to get married somewhere else because that wedding dress was NOT something you'd choose for a casual beachside ceremony. It was way too over the top for the occasion.
|by Anonymous||reply 283||June 28, 2022 5:16 PM|