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Boring Below Deck Sailing!

With boring Captain Glen!

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by Anonymousreply 283June 28, 2022 5:16 PM

Well, at least the chef is hot. Gary still looks like he smells.

by Anonymousreply 1February 22, 2022 12:08 AM

[quote]Gary still looks like he smells.

I thought that too; if you got up close, he'd reek of cigarette smoke, weed & 5 day+ BO. I think the show is supposed to be Below Deck for the Cool Kids, but everyone on board seemed to the caliber of the wait staff at Chili's

by Anonymousreply 2February 23, 2022 8:50 AM

Looks like it could be good. The new blonde guy has gapped teeth! He's bi!

by Anonymousreply 3February 23, 2022 12:50 PM

The drunk primary who got a little too frisky with the stew at the end of the episode is a fool. I’m sure his family and business associates will be mortified when they see the episode.

by Anonymousreply 4February 23, 2022 1:23 PM

This season actually looks pretty good. Lots of drama and people hooking up.

by Anonymousreply 5February 25, 2022 11:28 AM

Sad there won't be any gays this season. Not counting the bi chick. I'm into gay MEN.

by Anonymousreply 6February 25, 2022 11:28 AM

The chef is hot and he knows how to cook. So much better than the chef last season. She was so clueless.

by Anonymousreply 7February 25, 2022 11:29 AM

find some hot captains!

by Anonymousreply 8February 25, 2022 11:37 AM

Sailing Yacht has always been boring...Couldn't get thru the first season and will never watch again...

by Anonymousreply 9February 25, 2022 12:10 PM

The first season was terrible with the most obnoxious crew in BD history. Last season was an improvement. This season looks promising.

by Anonymousreply 10February 25, 2022 2:03 PM

I was so confused by the guy who was hitting on the stew. Didn’t he initially say that he wasn’t even women, before hitting on her?

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by Anonymousreply 12February 25, 2022 3:13 PM

thhe new blonde guy is hot, but the returns from last season aint fun or hot.

by Anonymousreply 13February 27, 2022 4:51 AM

No disrespect to people in the service industry, but I am baffled by that stew bragging about her credentials & education when she's a third stew on a small vessel. You're a floating waitress/toilet cleaner - no shame in hard work, but you're not exactly killing it out in the world. I like Daisy, she's cute, but not model beautiful and she's not a shrew (Kate) or passive aggressive (Heather), but she takes no shit and she doesn't seem to be a mean girl. She does, however, get demerits for fucking STD riddled Gary.

by Anonymousreply 14February 27, 2022 10:35 PM

she got some big titties!

by Anonymousreply 15February 27, 2022 10:38 PM

As soon as I saw the rack on the third stew I knew she would be the popular girl.

by Anonymousreply 16February 27, 2022 11:21 PM

Marcos the chef is hot.

by Anonymousreply 17February 28, 2022 1:04 AM

Gabriela, the bi girl, is beautiful. She handled that creepazoid guest like a pro.

Tom is adorable. He and Joao from BD Mediterranean would make a great fantasy couple.

by Anonymousreply 18February 28, 2022 12:57 PM

That 3rd stew is annoying. She will do anything for screen time. It was creepy AF when she was watching Gary and Daisy from above. It’s bizarre that she thinks she is so hot, with her cellulite thighs. I am really into Marcos. I think he would be good in bed,

by Anonymousreply 19March 1, 2022 2:56 AM

Not only would Marcos be good in bed but he would make you a fabulous breakfast the next morning.

by Anonymousreply 20March 1, 2022 4:06 AM

Marcos gives big-dicked Latin porn star energy. I also like that he's stocky/bearish.

by Anonymousreply 21March 2, 2022 5:12 AM

Does anyone else find Gary attractive despite his slovenly grooming and questionable hygiene?

by Anonymousreply 22March 2, 2022 5:11 PM

Gary looks like Adam Devine’s sloppy brother

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by Anonymousreply 23March 2, 2022 5:17 PM

gary has that tight body, attitude and "i fuck like a rabbit" vibe. we have all known one. i bet.

him jumping from the boat to the dock was kinda hot and an example of his cockiness.

by Anonymousreply 24March 2, 2022 5:28 PM

Gary is too full of himself. Yes, he’s charming and above average looking, but he’s not as great as he thinks he is.

by Anonymousreply 25March 2, 2022 5:53 PM

Those Trumper charter guests are nuttier than squirrel shit. Not that I was expecting anything but batshit crazy. These people have no shame, and I'm sure will not even be embarrassed of themselves when watching tonight's show.

by Anonymousreply 26March 8, 2022 3:22 AM

I've never gotten into this Sailing Yacht show.

I don't know why, but it's the only version of Below Deck that I don't like.

Below Deck Med is my favorite.

by Anonymousreply 27March 8, 2022 3:39 AM

Why is the Trump lady wearing a Biden bathing suit? These people are so thirsty for attention. The husband is totally acting. The guests are all trying to get their 5 minutes of fame, and it makes for a less interesting show.

by Anonymousreply 28March 8, 2022 3:49 AM

"What do y'all do together"? is a question dataloungers would ask. I laughed very much at that question

by Anonymousreply 29March 8, 2022 4:24 AM


¡Si, con mucho gusto!

by Anonymousreply 30March 8, 2022 6:42 AM

he is hot. seems to be interested in the second stew

by Anonymousreply 31March 8, 2022 6:48 AM

why is Daisy surprised guests want to eat on a vacation?Drunks don't like to eat food.

by Anonymousreply 32March 8, 2022 6:51 AM

Season 3, episode 3’s camera work is interesting. It appears the bald husband knew it was going to be a shitshow and stayed out of camera range as much as possible. The dark-haired husband is definitely a special needs person. Boorish behavior, horrible table manners and an inability to eat with your mouth closed are never acceptable.

by Anonymousreply 33March 8, 2022 9:06 AM

The boorish husband should keep his shirt on. Ew.

by Anonymousreply 34March 8, 2022 1:21 PM

After 3 seasons I will never understand the panty dropping power Gary has. There is nothing attractive about him.

Rosy-cheeked Tom on the other hand is adorbs!

by Anonymousreply 35March 8, 2022 1:27 PM

Dump supporters are revolting and boring

by Anonymousreply 36March 9, 2022 1:03 AM

Whenever guests return for another charter it’s pretty clear that they love being on camera. The previous charter guests this season were just being themselves and they were so much more engaging.

by Anonymousreply 37March 9, 2022 1:47 AM

Shit guests left a shit tip.

by Anonymousreply 38March 15, 2022 12:48 AM

Marcos is such a great guy! Those asshole guests didn't deserve his cooking anyway.

by Anonymousreply 39March 15, 2022 3:32 PM

What the fuck is up with these stupid women throwing themselves at Gary? He's not mildly attractive, and I'm sure he smells like stale sweat, cigarettes, and head cheese.

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by Anonymousreply 41March 15, 2022 4:07 PM

dreadful guests. unattractive. typical trump supporters

by Anonymousreply 42March 16, 2022 12:28 AM

I don’t know they drink so much and manage to function the next day. I’m also waiting for someone to get seriously injured one of these seasons. Stairs, wet floors and feet, hot tubs, and barely conscious drunk people do not mix.

by Anonymousreply 43March 16, 2022 3:00 AM

Marco’s injury was pretty scary. How on earth was he able to cook dinner after that?

by Anonymousreply 44March 16, 2022 3:31 AM

I've always wondered that too R43; I suppose the producers encourage them to go full throttle while filming on the premise that the production crew helps them from breaking their necks when completely blotto. But the season on BD when David drunkenly fell out of the hot tub and bruised his leg, he could've been very seriously injured if he'd hit his head and even the annoying Captain Shandy was right to be pissed for the failure to report that incident.

by Anonymousreply 45March 16, 2022 8:51 AM

That 6500 dollar tip was shocking. It was insulting. They worked hard and did EVERYTHING for those asshole guests. They deserved more.

by Anonymousreply 46March 16, 2022 4:29 PM

R43 It has already happened. One of the stews slipped down the stairs on the previous sailing yatcht and then there was that guy hitting on Malia last season who jumped out of the jacuzzi and missed so he got a massive bruise.

by Anonymousreply 47March 16, 2022 4:31 PM

Who does not wake up to a Bloody Mary or mimosa at the beach?

by Anonymousreply 48March 16, 2022 7:21 PM

Chuck seemed "special" - not just the way he acted, but the slacked jawed look about him. He was probably also coked to the gills

by Anonymousreply 49March 16, 2022 10:45 PM

God, that mom doing her Marilyn impression was just downright embarrassing. She actually thought she was good!

by Anonymousreply 50March 16, 2022 11:12 PM

first, second and third hand embarrassment

by Anonymousreply 51March 16, 2022 11:15 PM

The mom thinks she is still young and hot. It really was pathetic to watch. I think she thought that Glenn would be interested.

by Anonymousreply 52March 16, 2022 11:18 PM

Erika’s cunt mom also ruined a $50K all-white sofa.

by Anonymousreply 53March 16, 2022 11:20 PM

I'm waiting for someone to produce a show that would be called "Below Dick".

by Anonymousreply 54March 16, 2022 11:23 PM

What did these guests do for a living again? They all seemed to be emotionally and developmentally disabled. How could they possibly have the means to charter a luxury yacht cruise?

by Anonymousreply 55March 16, 2022 11:34 PM

then tried to get the other guests to pay for the damage. Terrible people.

by Anonymousreply 56March 16, 2022 11:34 PM

I felt sorry for the hairdresser and her husband. They seemed like nice people and were mortified at their friends' behavior.

by Anonymousreply 57March 16, 2022 11:37 PM

ambulancechaser is what someone on insta said.

check bd account.

by Anonymousreply 58March 16, 2022 11:38 PM

the primary was outed as a deadbeat who complains to skip out on bills. ugly. inside and out.

by Anonymousreply 59March 16, 2022 11:40 PM

R44!!!!! Am I just sheltered or what... I thought it was horrific! I heard "scalped" and figured it was hyperbole but that is what he did! A piece of his scalp complete with hair. Honestly I returned it off as soon as I realized what was in his hand. I'll have to watch the rest at some point but that was too metal for me reality TV sensibilities. OUCH!

by Anonymousreply 60March 16, 2022 11:45 PM

R58 The primary is an attorney? Where did he get his law degree, Trump University?

by Anonymousreply 61March 16, 2022 11:46 PM

they did some interview saying they ere acting. bd insta.i'm lazy.

by Anonymousreply 62March 16, 2022 11:51 PM

I think the lowest BD tip was in Season 1. $5,000. The guests were stuck at the dock because of bad weather but the crew worked their asses off including pulling together a wedding. But my favorite was the cunt of Versailles who left not one but two crappy tips.

by Anonymousreply 63March 16, 2022 11:52 PM

ha i think the post is gone.

by Anonymousreply 64March 16, 2022 11:53 PM

people were ragging on him!

by Anonymousreply 65March 16, 2022 11:54 PM

Geriatric mom flirted with the study chef who is only 60 years younger than her.

by Anonymousreply 66March 16, 2022 11:54 PM

bitches...you all!

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by Anonymousreply 67March 16, 2022 11:55 PM

Studly, not study

by Anonymousreply 68March 16, 2022 11:55 PM

The special needs guests were too unattractive and obnoxious to follow up on. I don't remember them from the previous season.

by Anonymousreply 69March 16, 2022 11:58 PM

While this show doesn't really compare to the other BDs, I'm kind of liking the chef. He's talented and seems to have some perspective. I liked that he pulled Daisy aside & told her "girl, you got drama." That head wound though, was horrific and had to be incredibly painful, particularly on your scalp.

by Anonymousreply 70March 17, 2022 8:51 AM

R67 The wife is a lawyer, too? No way in hell. She had to have bought her degree.

by Anonymousreply 71March 17, 2022 7:57 PM

cra' lawyer...

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by Anonymousreply 72March 20, 2022 8:19 AM

R72 Cokey McCokeFace does Instagram.

by Anonymousreply 73March 20, 2022 6:11 PM

Not his wife's fault but also is for marrying such a douche tool

by Anonymousreply 74March 20, 2022 6:32 PM

Who was the young male charter guest? Everyone but him was identified during Glenn’s meeting with Daisy, Gary and Marcos. I got a gay daddy vibe from the primary.

by Anonymousreply 75March 22, 2022 4:41 AM

These guests seemed nice. Wtf happened at the end? Gary said they were dragging anchor?

by Anonymousreply 76March 22, 2022 11:39 AM

R76, the wind picked up and the anchor wasn’t holding, pushing them to land. The one kids job (staying up at night) was supposed to be to stay on alert for this type of a situation. He should be fired. This show was pretty boring. I got tired of them calling the matronly looking blonde lady a cougar. No one wants to fuck with her. At some point these old women who go on the show, praying for a chance to bang a cast member, look ridiculous. It’s the same with the black dude who was hitting on the stew, but we have had two weeks in a row of thirsty older women.

by Anonymousreply 77March 22, 2022 2:47 PM

that 3rd stewardess is provoking the 2nd. Will not follow orders.

by Anonymousreply 78March 22, 2022 7:08 PM

I have to say, I'm kind of liking this season; I like Daisy, she's not a mean girl, but no push over either. Gary is gross & a whore, but I can see why in a moment of desperation, Daisy would make out with him, even if she's embarrassed by it later. The 2nd stew is wound pretty tight, but when she's bitching about some overlooked detail about hospital corners (or some such thing), it does give me a better appreciation of what exactly "5 star service" (that Kate kept babbling on about) really is. The 3rd stew is a brat & the female deck hand is an idiot, but I'm thinking they won't make it to the end. And after Captain Shandy, I kind of appreciate that Glenn laughs at their antics, but doesn't get in the middle of them.

by Anonymousreply 79March 22, 2022 10:56 PM

Glenn really seemed to enjoy the gossip about who was hooking up. I thought it was cute.

by Anonymousreply 80March 23, 2022 12:20 AM

Glenn treats his crew like equals which is refreshing.

by Anonymousreply 81March 23, 2022 12:46 AM

ha the hot blond fucked the big titty girl so hard from behind she has a huge bruise on her ass!

by Anonymousreply 82March 29, 2022 9:18 AM

R82 That was so gross. And her ass is flat and flabby, too.

by Anonymousreply 83March 29, 2022 12:18 PM

Tom has some serious issues. Getting beyond wasted the first night, whining because big tits wouldn’t fuck him then putting everyone’s life in danger and making himself the victim because he thinks Glenn doesn’t like him. I really hope Glenn fires his ass.

by Anonymousreply 84March 29, 2022 2:49 PM

R84 Pretty sure he's gonna get fired next week. And he should. Not only is he incompetent, but he's a raging binge drinking alcoholic and potentially abusive toward women.

by Anonymousreply 85March 30, 2022 12:43 AM

I feel like I'm getting cirrhosis of the liver just watching these assholes get blackout drunk.

by Anonymousreply 86March 30, 2022 12:57 AM

Below Deck crews have the most frequent occurrences of alcohol related "black outs" I've ever seen. It's such bullshit.

Daisy: Wot? I snogged Gary the Deck Hoor? I did not! I don't remember!

Fraser: Wot? I snogged Jack? Really? How embarrassing. I don't remember that!

Etc etc etc.

by Anonymousreply 87March 30, 2022 8:38 AM

Alcohol blackouts = convenient amnesia.

by Anonymousreply 88March 30, 2022 8:44 AM

I actually don't think Tom is really that bad; he recognized his behavior was terrible & was sorry for it, which is more that can be said for some of the other douche bro types they've had on over the years. He's just *really* immature, even if he is hot. He's like a 5 year old in a young man's body. It looks he's going to get fired, as he should, but once he's gone the knives will turn to Ashley since there seems to be an acknowledgement among the others that while Tom reacted badly, Ashley treated him terribly (and is a skank). I agree about the binge drinking though I'm guessing since they can't club due to COVID, the producers encourage them to amp it up. Oh, the days when you could drink all that tequila and not feel like walking death the next day....

The scene where they run aground was very interesting - and that's the kind of stuff that's intriguing, not this floating fuckfest: the mechanics of operating a large sail boat.

by Anonymousreply 89March 30, 2022 8:57 AM

R89 I don't think Tom's hot at all, and looking at his body, if he's not careful, he's gonna be a big, beer-bellied pig in a few years.

by Anonymousreply 90March 30, 2022 11:11 AM

Tom hot? No. Tom stupid cute and blonde and kinda chunky, yes. Sign me up!

by Anonymousreply 91March 30, 2022 9:17 PM

Ashley has opened an onlyfans, which explains why she acted like such a thirsty oversexed skank on the show. She had this planned the entire time. How many straight men watch this show though? Tom also apologized on Instagram, and admitted that he was at fault for the ships issues when he was supposed to be on night watch. I’m hoping that both of them get fired.

by Anonymousreply 92March 30, 2022 9:37 PM

Stringy haired dolt. The 2nd stew is way hotter

by Anonymousreply 93March 31, 2022 2:38 AM

The second stew does a great job and knows how to handle the guest. Third stew has a lousy attitude.

by Anonymousreply 94March 31, 2022 3:17 AM

About Chef Marcos -- I deeply suspect that if there were a scene with him naked in the hot tub on board that we would all find out that he is thick as a beer can.

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by Anonymousreply 95March 31, 2022 3:39 AM

Picture it: Tom getting spitroasted by Kelley from BD and Joao from BDM.

by Anonymousreply 96March 31, 2022 3:51 AM

[quote]Ashley has opened an onlyfans, which explains why she acted like such a thirsty oversexed skank on the show.

This explains a lot, however, if you can't entice Gary with your lady parts, you may not get the street traffic you think

by Anonymousreply 97March 31, 2022 8:54 AM

R95 Marcos is fat, unfortunately.

by Anonymousreply 98March 31, 2022 1:18 PM

I'm glad you think so, R98. Keep your hands off him, he's all man and all MINE!

by Anonymousreply 99March 31, 2022 8:10 PM

This blind item from enty is supposed to be about our dear Marcos and Gabby. I can see Marcos having a relationship with an executive producer that gets territorial. He does seem into Gabby too. I can’t see her actually leaving the show early though.

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by Anonymousreply 100March 31, 2022 8:23 PM

R100 Who, though, is the racist "star." Gary? Daisey? I can't see the Captain saying something like that.

by Anonymousreply 101March 31, 2022 8:37 PM

R100 what “star” and what spin-off? That would explain Marcos being not interested in hooking up when he’s the best looking one there.

by Anonymousreply 102March 31, 2022 9:23 PM

The only person that I could see making a racist remark about her hair would be Ashley, out of jealousy. Why would they call her a star though? I can see them editing out anything controversial after last season’s Below Deck racism. It would be a bad look to have racist comments on two shows in a row. They do bring on a new stew later in the season, so someone either leaves or gets fired, which lines up with this blind.

by Anonymousreply 103March 31, 2022 10:04 PM

Tom is a loose cannon. I can see him making a stupid, offensive remark.

by Anonymousreply 104March 31, 2022 10:11 PM

That BI reads like it was written by a 4th grader or someone who's first language isn't English. The commenters seem to think that the "married women" is a clue that it's a RH show. I don't think any of the BD Sailing group, even regulars rate as "stars" - they all seem like people Bravo would easily throw under the bus if they behaved too badly.

by Anonymousreply 105March 31, 2022 11:37 PM

Chef is permitted to have a few extra pounds. He has masculine energy, this is uncommon in the entertainment field. It's attractive.

by Anonymousreply 106March 31, 2022 11:59 PM

R105, it says that the show is on a network that has married women (Housewives and Bravo). Below deck is the only show that fits the blind at this time (biracial cast member and halfway through the season). The blind is poorly written.

by Anonymousreply 107April 1, 2022 12:13 AM

R100 That BI is clearly not about Below Deck. None of them are "stars" except maybe the OG chief stews Hannah and Kate. Otherwise... no. Certainly none on the current sailing spin off. Also, did you even read the item? It says most of the women are married. This does not fit BD at all.

by Anonymousreply 108April 1, 2022 2:32 PM

I checked out the chef during the brief hot tub scene was Big Tits was trying to (unsuccessfully) entice Gary with her wares. The chef looked beefy, but but not fat.

That said, what's with all these tats? I get a few, but with the possible exception of Daisy, they all have tats all over the place. I doubt Glenn approves of this!

by Anonymousreply 109April 1, 2022 2:37 PM

The female deck crew member has had about 5 mins of screen time so far this season. Will Gary eventually get around to Fucking her?

by Anonymousreply 110April 1, 2022 3:30 PM

Actually, I have to say, it's kind of nice to a woman being able to work along side the guys on the deck team without 1. them wanting to fuck her 2. she's being marginalized because she's a female 3. she can't take direction & they're all terrified of her. In the early episodes, she seemed pretty junior but smarter than Tom (not that that would be hard)

by Anonymousreply 111April 1, 2022 3:42 PM

Bye Tom. The crew is pretty skanky but at least they’re fun. This season is turning out better than I expected.

by Anonymousreply 112April 5, 2022 3:53 AM

Why is Ashley saying that she could’ve fucked Gary? She already tried every trick in the book, and he didn’t want to fuck her. I hate to say it, but she is really pissed and confused that Gary is choosing a biracial girl over her. She didn’t seem that upset when Gary was flirting with Daisy, and Daisy is the biggest threat to her. She’s so fat and sloppy looking. I hope they get a hottie in to replace Tom.

by Anonymousreply 113April 5, 2022 2:05 PM

OK, after watching that preview for the next episode I deffo believe that item really was about Marcos and Gabby.

by Anonymousreply 114April 5, 2022 3:06 PM

R113. It could just be that Ashley is pissed that Gary is fucking her nemesis and not her. She’s jealous because Gabby was chosen as second stew and she wasn’t. Unfortunately for Ashley, every week her sloppy work ethic proves why she’s third stew.

by Anonymousreply 115April 5, 2022 3:18 PM

Yawn... didn't this exact same scenario with Gary and two whores fighting over him play out last season as well?

by Anonymousreply 116April 5, 2022 5:13 PM

Yes, R116.

by Anonymousreply 117April 5, 2022 5:32 PM

Some of this drama is clearly premediated from the 3rd stew chick who dreams of being some Insta-ho & sees a hookup with the dubious Gary as her ticket to fame, but clearly Gary clearly has some personal magnetism/panty dropper qualities that just don't come across on TV, because (as someone else noted on another thread) he looks Chlamydia would if it assumed human form: attractive, but skeevy & greasy.

by Anonymousreply 118April 5, 2022 5:51 PM

Gary looks like he absolutely reeks also.

by Anonymousreply 119April 5, 2022 5:59 PM

gabby called him "tarzan" and that's the appeal.

he also looked kinda hung in all the skivvy shots.

by Anonymousreply 120April 5, 2022 6:09 PM

It seems like all of the women could take Gary or leave him, except for Ashley. None of the others are getting jealous, they’re just having fun. In last years Gary love triangle, both of the women really liked him. I also agree with r114 about Gabby and Marcos. He seems to be into her, and they seem like a better fit than her and immature Gary. I will be so pissed off if she leaves.

by Anonymousreply 121April 5, 2022 7:02 PM

Ashley may be the skankiest skank they’ve ever had on this show.

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by Anonymousreply 123April 11, 2022 10:59 PM

WTF was I just looking at, R121?

by Anonymousreply 124April 12, 2022 12:14 AM

I think it was one of the black holes in the universe that Glenn was referring to

Ugh, just gross; at least Bruno turned to porn probably to support a drug habit. This chick is just vile - it says something that even Gary won't go there

by Anonymousreply 125April 12, 2022 8:49 AM

Aside from being a skank Ashley seems like a horrible person. Gaby should never have confided in her. But Gaby was kind of skanky last night, too. This crew needs to be tested for STDs along with Covid.

by Anonymousreply 126April 12, 2022 2:12 PM

I like Gabi, but boy did she turn into a mean, passive aggressive drunk, taking pot shots at almost everyone at the table. She's very capable but she's let this shit get in her head & now she's an angry, crying mess. Marcos is clearly pretty arrogant, but there was no need to pick a fight with him.

by Anonymousreply 127April 13, 2022 9:31 AM

Got a good look at Mmmmmmmarcos in the hot tub. Body a lil thick and schlubby, like he used to be beefy and let it all go. I still want him to cook for me and think his face and smile are very lovable.

by Anonymousreply 128April 13, 2022 2:03 PM

Why did Marcos flip out on the second stew, drunk?

by Anonymousreply 129April 14, 2022 1:38 AM

R129 Gaby was being a drunken cunt to Marcos, needling him constantly, so he finally told her to fuck the hell of.

by Anonymousreply 130April 14, 2022 12:12 PM

No discussion on last night's episode when Gary lanced his badly bruised nail and bled all over the table where they all eat? Daisy really must want to shag if she didn't yell at him for being such a gross pig.

I kind of felt bad for odd man out Gabi until I learned that she's 34. That's too old to let some trashy little ho play mind games with you. She should be a much shrewder bitch by now.

The food Marco was making was excellent, but he appears to be getting a very favorable edit compared to most cooks (or maybe he's not as barking mad as some of the others).

by Anonymousreply 131April 19, 2022 11:08 PM

I’d hate to see Gabbi leave and Trashley get her way because you know pushover Daisy will promote her to second stew.

by Anonymousreply 132April 19, 2022 11:31 PM

It was established above that the chef is in a relationship with one of the producers and that is why he is edited that way.

by Anonymousreply 133April 20, 2022 1:12 AM

I loathe Ashley even more after last night. Gabby looked great on WWHL. Sorry she left the boat but she did what she needed to do. I hope karma takes a big bite out of Ashley’s bruised ass.

by Anonymousreply 134April 26, 2022 12:46 PM

Ashley’s behavior last night was straight up predatory. She is going to turn around and try to guilt the new, more attractive, stew into staying away from Gary because they ‘fucked’. It looks like the new stew will be 2nd, thank goodness. I am convinced that Gabi’s issues 100% stem from alcohol and the resulting day after anxiety. Some people shouldn’t drink, and she should’ve learned her lesson after the first drunken night fight with Marco. On another note, people are speculating that she is now dating Wes from below deck med.

by Anonymousreply 135April 26, 2022 2:08 PM

Ashley is a total WHORE.

by Anonymousreply 136April 26, 2022 2:11 PM

[quote]I am convinced that Gabi’s issues 100% stem from alcohol and the resulting day after anxiety. Some people shouldn’t drink, and she should’ve learned her lesson after the first drunken night fight with Marco.

She's an odd one; I caught an earlier episode this weekend where she kind of comes on strong with this "I hate fake shit" and acts very intense in a way that kind of unnerves the others. Marcos is definitely getting the favorable edit, but still, she can just not respond to him or not react. By her own admission, she has a history of quitting jobs in a huff.

A lot of the people they get on these shows are just assholes or drunks, but she might have some real issues. Ashley is terrible, but you can see her coming from a mile away. An even half-way mature person could've managed her antics.

On the reddit thread, they're claiming that Ashley raped Gary, which is both disturbing & kind of funny

by Anonymousreply 137April 26, 2022 4:41 PM

[quote]On the reddit thread, they're claiming that Ashley raped Gary, which is both disturbing & kind of funny

More disturbing. I mean, it sounds like she was giving him a massage, then he was kidding on his neck & she jumped on his dick. He seemed really drunk & was probably blacking out. She's really predatory & has been pretty forceful before.

by Anonymousreply 138April 26, 2022 6:54 PM

The ironic thing is that if the roles had been reversed & one of the guys pulled the same move on Ashley - particularly when she was black out drunk - he'd be escorted off the boat & scrubbed from the show. But because Gary is a gold star slut, it's treated as a joke.

by Anonymousreply 139April 26, 2022 8:05 PM

Agreed, r138. She had to tell him that he was inside of her, then he got up and ran out of the room. He did not want to have sex with her. She then had the nerve to say that most men are obsessed with her. No self awareness at all.

by Anonymousreply 140April 26, 2022 8:27 PM

strange Gabby was iced. The third stew is much more obnoxious/toxic

by Anonymousreply 141April 27, 2022 1:31 AM

Gabby leaving was confusing - they never explain exactly what the problem was. All very vague. Her issues with the chef seemed to come out of nowhere.

by Anonymousreply 142April 27, 2022 1:38 PM

^I kind of thought that too, other than she seemed to look to the chef as a kind of ally, given their shared background, but he seemed to want no part of her. At first her issues she seemed to be mean girl drama with Ashley, but her behavior at the dinner was genuinely bizarre. As someone else noted, the combination of being very drunk & very anxious was a toxic combination. Otherwise reasonable people Colin & Daisy appeared horrified with her after that. The chef seems like a whiny jerk, complaining to everyone that she was "picking on him." What a pussy!

by Anonymousreply 143April 27, 2022 4:57 PM

Okay, I have a theory that more happened with Gabby mentally that we didn't see, and the producers decided she had to leave:

- She seemed really mentally fucked up at the meals where she says "I want to thank everyone for coming to my dinner" then says a bunch of random shit, and everyone is super quiet.

- The scene where she tells Glenn she's leaving seemed like a "going through the motions" scene, like he had already been told or witnessed more than we know.

- Note that the crew is all seated (arranged, really) together on deck when Gabby leaves. Like, nobody is in their cabins or anywhere else, usually people who quit on camera do an awkward, fast farewell tour of the boat to quickly say their goodbyes. Just very stagey. Hmmm, maybe I should have watched that garbage show that comes on later🤔🤣

Did she threaten someone?

by Anonymousreply 144April 28, 2022 3:42 AM

[quote]The scene where she tells Glenn she's leaving seemed like a "going through the motions" scene, like he had already been told or witnessed more than we know.

I thought this too; an otherwise good (if not high maintenance) employee comes to you and quits on the spot, you'd at least think he register surprise or immediately pull Daisy aside to find out what the hell is going on. But Captain Shandy would've made the whole thing about her, so thank goodness he didn't do that, but yeah...he already knew & his little speech ready

by Anonymousreply 145April 28, 2022 9:43 AM

I just watched the episode where Gabby quit. Based on that weird display at the villa where she kept thanking people for coming to her home, then telling them she wanted them to leave, she appears to be bipolar.

I also agree with the other posters here who say there was probably more odd behavior that the cameras didn't capture, which is why everyone on the boat was saying, "I think that's a good decision" rather than, "No! Please don't go!" when she announced her departure.

by Anonymousreply 146April 29, 2022 1:42 PM

I think Gabby is just an oddball trapped in a pretty package. She felt out of place and that no one got her offbeat sense of humor and the rest of the crew was against her. Having a nasty cunt for a third stew didn’t help. As far as Glenn goes he’s a mellow guy and probably sees more than he lets on. He definitely interacts with the crew more than Sandy and Lee plus he’s no dummy.

by Anonymousreply 147April 29, 2022 2:12 PM

[quote]which is why everyone on the boat was saying, "I think that's a good decision" rather than, "No! Please don't go!" when she announced her departure.

I thought it was kind of telling that even though Gabi's departure leaves her very short-handed, Daisy didn't express one objection or concern about her departure.

I can't imagine working on all those hours & then being cooped up in those tiny cabins smelling everyone's bad breath, farts and just general BO. I'd go bonkers too

by Anonymousreply 148April 29, 2022 2:18 PM

R148 And this is the smelliest looking cast to date!

by Anonymousreply 149April 29, 2022 2:19 PM

No new episode this week. It’s all about Summer House finale.

by Anonymousreply 150May 1, 2022 1:47 PM

I am totally believing that rumor about Gabriella being accused of looking like a chipmunk by that chef fucking the producer. This episode was bULLSHIT!! Her leaving and Glenn's reaction was pure Bravo cover up!!

by Anonymousreply 151May 7, 2022 10:18 PM

Damn, this week's guests are straight up assholes!

When that dude threw money at Daisy, I couldn't believe how restrained she was. I'd have slapped him across the face.

by Anonymousreply 152May 10, 2022 12:31 PM

New guy is not hot. I'm so disappointed. And what's with all these tall guys? Didn't that guy from last season who got that girl pregnant say the bunk was too short for him? He will constantly have to bend down too because I know the ceilings are low in a sailboat.

by Anonymousreply 153May 10, 2022 1:33 PM

A sailboat is NOT optimal for tall guys.

by Anonymousreply 154May 10, 2022 1:34 PM

Guests who enjoy being assholes are the most fun to watch. But I do feel bad for the crew especially the stews. I don’t know how they do it. Throwing money at someone and walking away is not a good look. And you know they’re going to leave a shit tip.

by Anonymousreply 155May 10, 2022 2:29 PM

[quote]Guests who enjoy being assholes are the most fun to watch.

In some ways, I guess; but you're on this amazing vacation & you're spending your time picking at someone over grape juice?

I think people like this woman are attempting to raise their social media profile in hopes of getting their own reality TV show (like the Queen of Versailles/MAGA FL), but watching people behaving badly because they can is just depressing. We get enough of that from every day (looking at you, Clarence & Fat Ginni!)

For whatever the issue, I liked Daisy owning her role in Gabi's failure though I wished she'd given the Trollop a lecture about respecting the chain of command at the *beginning* of the season.

by Anonymousreply 156May 10, 2022 6:40 PM

R153 The new guy's not hot, but at least he appears to know what he's doing, unlike the alcoholic pretty boy.

At least Whorey McTits won't go after him...probably.

by Anonymousreply 157May 10, 2022 7:00 PM

still don't understand the Gabi situation because of the poor editing

by Anonymousreply 158May 11, 2022 12:42 AM

The fact that Gabi didn't take to social media & blast her former co-workers (and the current cordiality with them) leads me to believe as someone else noted, her mental health issues (as evidenced by her weird behavior on the day off) were worse than what we actually saw & her departure gave her a graceful off ramp.

by Anonymousreply 159May 11, 2022 9:41 AM

the guests screaming for shrimp, bacon and fresh grape juice in their cocktails are strange and not entertaining. "Can you steam all of our clothes"? Ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 160May 11, 2022 11:47 AM

I hope the new stew is a cunt and puts Bruisey McTits in her place and makes her life miserable. Karma baby!

by Anonymousreply 161May 11, 2022 12:54 PM

I am living for this season, you guys. Tonight’s episode was so good. I’m so happy to see Ashley get put in her place. She has soooo many issues, and Daisy was smart to not make her 2nd stew. She would’ve made the new girls life a living hell. You know you’re a bitch when even sweet Kelsie calls you out. I’m excited to see Marcos get flirted with next episode. I can’t believe that this is the first time he has received sexual attention.

by Anonymousreply 162May 17, 2022 2:23 AM

Love Daisy and she is over Ashley. At one point during coming attractions for remainder of the season you can hear Daisy say ‘either she goes or I go’ and it’s pretty clear who she’s talking about. Also, very surprised that the cunty guests left a decent tip.

by Anonymousreply 163May 17, 2022 2:50 AM

Wait a minute... the new stews name is Scarlett. Scarlett and Ashley?

by Anonymousreply 164May 17, 2022 2:57 AM

don't understand the Gary love triangle as an enduring theme, he is not much and admitted so.

by Anonymousreply 165May 17, 2022 8:02 PM

I find it entertaining to watch everyone fall all over him.

by Anonymousreply 166May 17, 2022 8:22 PM

incomprehensible is the word I would use.

by Anonymousreply 167May 17, 2022 8:31 PM

Marcos is hot but his beef with Gabi was strange to watch.

by Anonymousreply 168May 17, 2022 8:41 PM

Is Colin asexual? He just seems to be there to laugh at everyone and stir up trouble, but never shows any interest in guys or girls.

by Anonymousreply 169May 17, 2022 9:03 PM

Colin said he is in a LTR. He looks to live through Gary's antics

by Anonymousreply 170May 17, 2022 9:06 PM

Marcos has a very handsome face, but his body is lardy.

Still, he's better than Gary, who isn't the least bit handsome or the least bit hot. I honestly don't understand these stupid girls drooling all over him. Are they that horny?

by Anonymousreply 171May 17, 2022 10:27 PM

a chef should be a bit squishy

by Anonymousreply 172May 17, 2022 10:56 PM

[quote]Colin said he is in a LTR.

Ah, so he only dates in Europe!

by Anonymousreply 173May 17, 2022 11:04 PM

Colin said he has a girlfriend, long term. He has good looks. Gary? Not so much.

by Anonymousreply 174May 17, 2022 11:09 PM

Actually, I think Colin's role as the straight man/voice of reason to Gary's drunken manwhore is appropriate. A little Gary goes a long way & he needs someone to tell him he's a fool

I think the Gabi/chef beef was bizarre too, but I think that's where the "favoritism from the production" blind item comes into play; she clearly has some mental health issues, but I'm guessing he egged her on/antagonized her in some way that cameras didn't show. Someone said they thought she was bi-polar & given her bizarre behavior & wild mood swings, I wonder if that's correct. Maybe she also felt since they had similar cultural backgrounds that he should support her and he didn't. But yeah, I don't think we saw the whole story.

by Anonymousreply 175May 17, 2022 11:14 PM

Gabi became a complete cunt when she was wasted. Ashley becomes a slurring whore/rapist.

by Anonymousreply 176May 17, 2022 11:20 PM

R176 Whaddyur talkin' bout? I juss sed Garee's penis wuz in mah vurgina, like, a thouszund taimz.

by Anonymousreply 177May 18, 2022 12:59 AM

Oh my LARD, the face stuffing with spaghetti, the puking of spaghetti into the shower....sleeping inches away from a shower full of spaghetti puke. No No NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Anonymousreply 178May 18, 2022 4:22 PM

Ashley might just be the most repulsive BD cast member in the history of the franchise.

by Anonymousreply 179May 18, 2022 4:44 PM

R178, she puked spaghetti in the shower, cleaned it up, then asked if she ate at all the evening before, and proceeded to eat more spaghetti. Who eats the same food they puked and cleaned up 6 hours before? So disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 180May 18, 2022 5:59 PM

[quote]Ashley might just be the most repulsive BD cast member in the history of the franchise.

You got to hand it to the producers, they seem to be able to find yachtie/service industry types with some pretty severe personality disorders/addiction issues.

by Anonymousreply 181May 20, 2022 5:27 PM

R181 has never worked in the service industry before. Most employees have substance abuse issues.

by Anonymousreply 182May 21, 2022 2:10 AM

Re: Gary being sexually assaulted....

All these crew people (on all BD shows) are shit faced drunk in their off time. Gary leading the charge on this show.

Nearly EVERY time someone hooks up, even on the lowest level during the drunken debauchery (Gary and Daisy kissing in the hot tub for example), someone says they "don't remember what happened last night" and do the embarrassed, red face covering, laughing, denying and eventual "acceptance" of their drunken behavior.

Now Gary MAY actually be black out drunk 20% of the time we see him on the show. Others MAY actually be black out drunk too, which points to a lot of addiction issues. However, it is pretty impossible for another person to perceive whether someone else is black out drunk, especially when the other person is ALSO (blackout?) drunk.

Thus, EVERY SEXUAL ENCOUNTER with Gary may be a sexual assault against him, no matter who initiates it.

On the other hand, Gary may be a lush who claims convenient blackouts when he doesn't like what he did the night before, as I suspect many crew members do, even in relation to cozying up to Gary.

If he is faking blackouts he has really opened a can of sexual assault worms.

Ashley remains repulsive in any of the possible scenarios.

by Anonymousreply 183May 21, 2022 4:00 PM

Scarlett is pretty but dumb as a post and as someone else noted, looks like a production plant for the sole purpose of driving Ashley over the edge & getting on Daisy's nerves. Ashley is repulsive, but also a sad & depressing creature with such incredibly low esteem and desperate for attention. They should just throw her overboard & put her out of her misery.

by Anonymousreply 184May 22, 2022 12:10 AM

So true regarding Scarlett. After 10 minutes I figured she’s an actress and they just threw her in there. But if it was to make Ashley even more paranoid than she already is then I’m all for it.

by Anonymousreply 185May 22, 2022 12:54 AM

I can’t stand Ashley, but I felt bad for her when Gary said that she is desperate. I’m sure that is upsetting for her to watch back.

by Anonymousreply 186May 22, 2022 2:29 AM

I didn't understand why Gabi interrupted everyone at dinner to thank them for being in her home. Did she have a psychotic break from reality? No one corrected her either.

by Anonymousreply 187May 22, 2022 2:35 PM

This franchise never takes off. Its like RHOC. It just never really gets there.

Colin is so handsome though. I love the way he talks- everything about him.

Gary has SERIOUS wrinkles for someone so young. He needs to wear sunblock.

by Anonymousreply 188May 22, 2022 3:05 PM

I think Gabi just has a weird sense of humor and felt that no one ‘got her.’ I took those ‘welcome to my home’ remarks as her attempt at humor.

by Anonymousreply 189May 22, 2022 3:49 PM

[quote]This franchise never takes off. Its like RHOC. It just never really gets there.

I'm loving the scenery this season. That restaurant on the cliff where Ashley made such a fool of herself had an amazing view. The experience of full on sailing looks just amazing.

by Anonymousreply 190May 22, 2022 4:43 PM

R190, I wish the BD shows would show more about the beautiful areas they visit instead of yet another drunken bender in the hot tub.

by Anonymousreply 191May 22, 2022 8:58 PM

I wish they would show more of the boat's inner workings and how they sail and navigate into those huge harbors, etc.

by Anonymousreply 192May 22, 2022 9:00 PM

Agreed, r192. I found the anchor dragging episode fascinating, and had to Google to better understand exactly what happened. I wish they would include more detail on the mechanics of the ship. I suspect that many people watch this show just to see the drama and food though.

by Anonymousreply 193May 22, 2022 9:55 PM

There's a whole lot more they could show about what it really takes to work on a yacht that takes passengers. There are a lot of maritime regulations that they must meet, including regular emergency drills and rescue scenarios.

by Anonymousreply 194May 23, 2022 5:35 AM

Breaking News: Eddie from Below Deck has been fired/not renewed! Who is going to be Captain Lee's little buddy?

by Anonymousreply 195May 23, 2022 10:38 PM

R195 Wasn't Eddie on his way to getting his own boat to captain, anyway?

by Anonymousreply 196May 23, 2022 10:40 PM

Was he fired because of how he handled the black stew’s complaints? I already forget her name.

by Anonymousreply 197May 23, 2022 10:44 PM

R197 I hope not, because she was a nasty mess.

by Anonymousreply 198May 23, 2022 10:47 PM

Very few people took whatshername seriously so I doubt she had anything to do with Eddie not returning. I tried to watch a season 1 marathon today but the crew was just awful. No surprise we never saw any of them again.

by Anonymousreply 199May 23, 2022 11:18 PM

Dana? Is that her name? Can not be bothered to look up her name. She's annoyingly needy but not wrong about the en word.

by Anonymousreply 200May 23, 2022 11:32 PM

Eddie is a little whiny bitch. I saw that he was complaining a couple of weeks ago about the pay on below deck. He said that the Housewives don’t get ratings as high as they do, but get paid ‘millions’ (not the truth) just to eat and fight, while he has to actually work. No one forced him to go on the show. He wasn’t a socialite or wealthy before going on the show. He is the help, and somehow got it twisted.

by Anonymousreply 201May 23, 2022 11:43 PM

Was he fired or just not asked back?

by Anonymousreply 202May 23, 2022 11:58 PM

He lives in Baltimore. That’s punishment enough in life for him.

by Anonymousreply 203May 24, 2022 12:46 AM

Eddie fucked Rocky then treated her like shit and told everyone she was a liar. If he deserves to be canceled for anything it’s that.

by Anonymousreply 204May 24, 2022 2:23 AM

R200 Was her name Lexi?

by Anonymousreply 205May 24, 2022 2:51 AM

Lexi is the Caribbean queen, not the queen

by Anonymousreply 206May 24, 2022 3:03 AM


by Anonymousreply 207May 24, 2022 3:19 AM

People still watch this?

by Anonymousreply 208May 24, 2022 3:25 AM

Tonite’s episode was a bit of a dud. In other words, the crew was sober.

by Anonymousreply 209May 24, 2022 3:50 AM

I suppose in this case, Eddie's contract wasn't renewed rather than actually fired; in a way I'm kind of surprised since he seemed to become the surrogate captain since Lee is clearly done with the whole thing but is still on the show because he wants the paycheck. On the other hand, the way Eddie got drug into the muck over the Rayna mess, with her accusing him of trying to "destroy" her, that was bound to be trouble. Given his past history, I'm wondering if his description of events for how he handled the situation didn't entirely check out & they decided they needed to let him go.

by Anonymousreply 210May 24, 2022 9:16 AM

Still not understanding the Gary triangle, it is not interesting.

by Anonymousreply 211May 24, 2022 12:22 PM

I will never, ever understand the Gary thing.

He's not remotely attractive, has an average body at best, and he looks like he reeks of stale sweat and cigarettes. I can't imagine how rancid is breath must be.

Pretty sure his dick is nothing impressive, either.

by Anonymousreply 212May 24, 2022 12:30 PM

What to say about this episode...

Scarlet is clearly a ringer. Otherwise how the fuck did she get hired? She only worked on "day cruise" vessels. Last night Daisy had to tell her how to set everything on the table! She didn't know anything about silverware or anything else. She was doing a crap job at cleaning the rooms too.

That encounter w/Scarlet & Gary in the laundry room was CRINGE.

Why was the guests' luggage sitting out in the hall outside their rooms the whole trip? Crew usually stores the empty luggage somewhere. Just looked really trashy.

The blond chick at the ten-course dinner was so gross. We get it, your pussy is wet for the chef. Wearing a sombrero at the table and announcing "GRACIAS!" & purring like a vixen after he presents each course is just inappropriate. I fucking hate it when entitled people get really inappropriate with the staff.

Oh, and REGATTA! Glenn & Colin were thrilled :)

by Anonymousreply 213May 24, 2022 5:17 PM

Barnaby is loving the drama and giving off serious gay vibes tonite. Daisy showed her cunty side, Kelsie farted in the van and Trashley flashed her pussy. Two thumbs up.

by Anonymousreply 214May 31, 2022 1:28 AM

I am floored at Daisy’s behavior. I didn’t think that she took Gary seriously, but she was jealous and nasty towards Scarlett. Why does she care about who Gary screws now? Barnaby is adorable. These guests are going to be boring.

by Anonymousreply 215May 31, 2022 1:49 AM

The male guests are hot daddies. Gary pushing himself on Scarlett was not a good look.

by Anonymousreply 216May 31, 2022 2:52 AM

Gary just assumes that everyone wants to fuck him at this point, r216. Has he ever been rejected on this show?

by Anonymousreply 217May 31, 2022 3:09 AM

R217. Scarlett wouldn’t fuck him tonite so maybe she’ll be the first to reject him. Did anyone catch Glenn helping with the luggage? Can you imagine Lee doing that?

by Anonymousreply 218May 31, 2022 3:19 AM

Stretching the dreary little Gary scenario thin, strange storyline.

Don't call people at work to inform them of a death. Wait until they are home.

by Anonymousreply 219May 31, 2022 3:19 PM

R219, I would say that you shouldn’t call anyone with bad news when they’re on vacation as well. No point in ruining someone’s trip if the situation can’t be controlled or if the person can’t make it back for the funeral anyway.

by Anonymousreply 220May 31, 2022 3:59 PM

The race was staged.

by Anonymousreply 221June 1, 2022 8:40 AM

^ Just like everything else on this show. None of these women would fuck Gary unless they were getting paid (which they are by Bravo).

by Anonymousreply 222June 1, 2022 12:17 PM

[quote]None of these women would fuck Gary unless they were getting paid

I don't think paid exactly, but Gary gives them a story - something for notoriety, instagram clicks, all that. Colin & Daisy are too low key to create drama (and are both fairly good managers & co-workers), so they have to latch onto the the one man STD circus that is Gary

by Anonymousreply 223June 1, 2022 12:40 PM

The stringy haired stew has a sex video of herself floating online. You need a pimp mama to flesh out a in the sexual arts.

by Anonymousreply 224June 1, 2022 3:10 PM

Flesh out a career in the sexual arts, there are many broke hoes with nothing to show for a lifetime of whoring

by Anonymousreply 225June 1, 2022 3:11 PM

Smashley, R223?

by Anonymousreply 226June 1, 2022 3:12 PM

That 1,r226. Big teats and a wet ass is not enough.

by Anonymousreply 227June 1, 2022 3:19 PM

These guests were super nice and left a great tip. They exaggerated Marcos being upset with Daisy in the promos but whatever. Oh, and Smashley is still a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 228June 7, 2022 1:57 AM

Leave it to the Canadians to be the most polite and biggest tippers thus far this season.

by Anonymousreply 229June 7, 2022 6:40 PM

This episode was boring but I liked the guests. An attractive and educated bunch.

by Anonymousreply 230June 7, 2022 6:44 PM

I like the chef, but the show seems geared toward casting him in the best light possible. As someone else noted, Scarlett is a ringer and dumb as a box of hair. I think Daisy genuinely doesn't like her, though I don't think it's just about Gary. Barnaby is clearly as gay as a Christmas tree ornament.

by Anonymousreply 231June 7, 2022 7:01 PM

[quote]Barnaby is clearly as gay as a Christmas tree ornament.

Right?! That drunken smooching with Gary on the dock!

I continue to be perplexed by Gary. This week they had a scene with Marcos shirtless laying in bed, looking so delish. Then they cut to Gary in the crew mess, and he's just making ridiculous noises and acting like a kid. Women (and Barnaby apparently) fling themselves at Gary. Marcos is single & a bit more difficult to figure out, but I *definitely* would.

Also, Colin is still so fuckable. I think Colin's ten times sexier because he doesn't lay it all out like Gary does.

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by Anonymousreply 232June 7, 2022 7:55 PM

I am on a below deck subreddit and the word is that Marcos is/was dating one of the producers and that is why he is cast in such a positive light and never whoring around like the rest of them. Make of it what you will.

by Anonymousreply 233June 7, 2022 8:37 PM

^I completely believe that; also, there is always some friction between the chef & the chief stew if for no other reasons than because of scheduling issues and random requests from fickle clients (never mind the personal stuff). Marcos never says a harsh word to Daisy and only had a real conflict with Gabi, who had conflicts with many people.

by Anonymousreply 234June 8, 2022 12:37 PM

Gary's cigarette-roughened hoarse South African voice really grates on my ears. That and his hammy antics would drive me crazy. He is an effective, experienced deckhand, though. He acts quickly and decisively when necessary.

by Anonymousreply 235June 8, 2022 1:15 PM

i thought i saw some chemistry between Marcos and Gabi. Was this the source of tension? The only other person Gabi had a problem with is Ashley.

by Anonymousreply 236June 8, 2022 1:24 PM

R236 I don't remember what was said, but basically it was that day off where they got sent to some airbnb with a pool to relax for the day, and Gabi was drinking too much and started in with some really mean, biting comments towards Marcos while in the pool. Just really harsh stuff & uncalled for.

by Anonymousreply 237June 8, 2022 4:29 PM

Gabi really lost it during that free day they had. Alcohol turned her into a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 238June 8, 2022 4:33 PM

Gary seems like he really knows his shit. So does Colin and, of course, Glenn.

by Anonymousreply 239June 8, 2022 6:07 PM

They can have some buffoons in junior positions for the laughs of the show, but the deck crew is responsible for multi-million dollar equipment and the safety of real people; they have to be competent.

by Anonymousreply 240June 8, 2022 7:56 PM

Gary’s competence is sexier than the way he looks (and probably smells). This episode was kind of boring.

by Anonymousreply 241June 9, 2022 1:50 AM

On WWHL Andy just asked Gary if he felt Ashley assaulted (raped) him and he said no. Cheers to Gary for not playing victim and admitting he never should have hooked up with Ashley in the first place.

by Anonymousreply 242June 14, 2022 1:05 AM

Do you think that Daisy and Gary have fucked? Why wouldn’t she answer that question? Also, I don’t believe for a second that captain Glenn has never brought a woman on the Parsifal, like Gary said on wwhl. This episode was largely a bore again. Marcos should’ve purchased the wedding cake from shore. I loved watching the guys wrestle while drunk…hot.

by Anonymousreply 243June 14, 2022 3:10 AM

Pretty sure they fucked at some point. The beach wedding was well done and those guests were very nice. Expect another big tip.

by Anonymousreply 244June 14, 2022 5:03 AM

ha! the new, tall guy's dick was almost out of his boxers in the infamous underwear roll out of the bunk shot.

then glenn calls him "big b."


by Anonymousreply 245June 14, 2022 8:17 PM

'cause i love ya'll!

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by Anonymousreply 246June 14, 2022 8:32 PM

Damn, that blonde charter guest had a nice body!

by Anonymousreply 247June 16, 2022 2:27 PM

Those last charter guest were sort of a weird, pale, lifeless & thin bunch - not the usual hard partying type.

But that whole thing was so obviously staged: the Ordeal of the Wedding Cake, the fake wedding with no relatives present and the Daisy/Gary (fake) Love Affair. It's always that way to a certain extent, but the heavy hand of production was abundantly clear in the final portion of the season. They should've kept Gabi around because at the very least, she was such a loose cannon

by Anonymousreply 248June 16, 2022 4:44 PM

I've traveled with gluten-free people; it's tiresome. Everything revolves around food, and not in a good way. Every day there are multiple discussions about where and what to eat, earnest talks with waiters and maitre d's, and running complaints about how difficult it all is.

by Anonymousreply 249June 16, 2022 5:42 PM

I wouldn’t say it was a fake wedding. They probably wanted to do something small and special then have a bigger wedding and/or reception back home.

by Anonymousreply 250June 16, 2022 8:37 PM

[quote]Breaking News: Eddie from Below Deck has been fired/not renewed!

Has Eddie started an Only Fans yet?

by Anonymousreply 251June 16, 2022 8:53 PM

My husband and I had a small wedding with just a few friends in Barcelona. I would’ve loved to have done it on television with captain Glen officiating. Much cooler than just having wedding photos, as long as you don’t get drunk and embarrass yourself. Ours would’ve been more interesting too (gay weddings are always more fun).

by Anonymousreply 252June 16, 2022 10:45 PM

Kind of an anti-climactic finale.

Overall, a "meh" season.

Maybe this will be the end of it for good.

by Anonymousreply 253June 21, 2022 10:09 PM

Another drunken pig-out session for Ashley. She'll be 250 pounds by the time she's 30.

by Anonymousreply 254June 21, 2022 10:53 PM

When Gary on WWHL, he was asked about Ashley’s onlyfans and said that it was a cry for help. I wonder what he meant. Is she an alcoholic? That’s usually said about someone with addiction or mental health issues.

by Anonymousreply 255June 21, 2022 11:00 PM

R255 A little from Column A, a little from Column B.

by Anonymousreply 256June 21, 2022 11:07 PM

Ratings for this season were pretty high so it will be back. Capt Shandy returns on July 11.

by Anonymousreply 257June 21, 2022 11:56 PM

They may be filming now, r257. Gary, Colin, and Daisy are all in the same place. People on Reddit are speculating that they are getting ready to film the next season.

by Anonymousreply 258June 22, 2022 12:20 AM

What'd the three roomies call themselves, the Giggle Crew? Love it 🤣 We need a very special episode that's just raw footage of Gary, Colin & Marcos being rambunctious in their room!

by Anonymousreply 259June 22, 2022 5:25 AM

[quote]Overall, a "meh" season.

I loved the scenery & bits about the sailboat (running aground, mechanical problems, etc). I also like that for all their drunken antics, the show employs technically competent people, not just total idiots (not all of them of course - they have the typical idiots on board for drama). It's not the most exciting thing in the world, but nice escapist entertainment for a Monday night.

by Anonymousreply 260June 22, 2022 9:11 AM

Kelsey left the boat with her dignity intact. She wasn’t the most interesting character but she was sweet, fun, got along with everyone including Gabi and is great at her job.

by Anonymousreply 261June 22, 2022 1:27 PM

Kelsey and Gary were my favorites. Competent, hard working, zero drama.

by Anonymousreply 262June 22, 2022 2:05 PM

R257 Can't wait for Cap'n Shandy to dispense all those words of wisdom that make her think she's some managerial guru. Things like:

- Just do you.

- Cook your food.

- Just be strong.

- Believe in yourself.

by Anonymousreply 263June 22, 2022 2:07 PM

Gary is "zero drama", R262? His shenanigans, while faked for the show, were almost all the drama this season.

by Anonymousreply 264June 22, 2022 2:20 PM

R265 So sorry! I meant Colin, not smelly Gary. COLIN is zero drama.

by Anonymousreply 265June 22, 2022 2:26 PM

[quote]Can't wait for Cap'n Shandy to dispense all those words of wisdom that make her think she's some managerial guru. Things like:

"I need to let them have this experience" (so I can micromanage the fuck out of them when it all goes to shit!)

I really wish they'd replace that woman; her efforts to insert herself into drama by micromanaging crew members (or letting others get a way with murder) is exhausting. It reminds me of Bad Managers of Jobs Past

by Anonymousreply 266June 22, 2022 2:26 PM

R266 She was such a bitch to that cute chef Kiko, always hovering over him and criticizing everything he did. Then she fired him, but told him he had to finish out the charter and cook for the guests first.

Way to manage there, Shandy.

by Anonymousreply 267June 22, 2022 2:29 PM

I won’t be watching any more seasons with Sandy. She grates on my nerves. She always insists on being on camera, her voice is annoying, and she thinks she is smarter and more charming than she is. She is a terrible person and manager. Such a contrast between her and Glen, who is an absolute delight.

by Anonymousreply 268June 22, 2022 2:32 PM

Yes, Glen is by far the best of the BD captains. Lee is crusty and plays favorites, Sandy is, as discussed, a terrible manager, and the new Australian guy is the worst, IMO. His style is punitive, he serially targets employees, and publicly shames them (the shiny helmet). I suspect he's misogynistic as well, not clear on that, but it fits the type.

by Anonymousreply 269June 22, 2022 5:11 PM

Looks like Bravo will start airing BD Down Under in July.

by Anonymousreply 270June 22, 2022 6:38 PM

R263 right?! She's so awkward. She seemed even more on-edge this last season post-Cameo drama. Hate it when she has these searingly awful one-on-ones with crew & completely deflates them, then wants to hug them really awkwardly & say some cringe platitude before sending them back to work (or off the boat if she just shitcanned them).

by Anonymousreply 271June 22, 2022 6:48 PM

R271 She reminds me of awful managers I've had in the past who are inept, but who think they're brilliant. They like to quote lines from corporate motivational posters.

by Anonymousreply 272June 22, 2022 6:58 PM

Remember when she traveled the US to do her motivational speech tour? Who on earth would go to this? She’s a train wreck. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was still drinking either.

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by Anonymousreply 273June 22, 2022 7:18 PM

R273 I tweeted her once and told her I thought she showed really bad judgement when she screamed at Malia in front of one of Malia's subordinates.

She immediately blocked me. :-)

by Anonymousreply 274June 22, 2022 7:20 PM

R273 I definitely think she was drinking again last season. Sometimes she seemed half out of it and her speech was slurred.

by Anonymousreply 275June 22, 2022 7:21 PM

R275 Are you sure it just wasn't those ill-fitting ultra-white dentures of hers?

by Anonymousreply 276June 22, 2022 9:14 PM

Who's watching ther reunion?!

Gary is in Daisy's apartment and they're broadcasting from different rooms in Daisy's apartment, but he doesn't live there and just came over for the broadcast. RIIIIIIGHT.

by Anonymousreply 277June 28, 2022 12:32 AM


by Anonymousreply 278June 28, 2022 12:32 AM

Ashley is a no show. Not surprising.

by Anonymousreply 279June 28, 2022 12:37 AM

Please stay single Colin! I know he’s not gay, but I would like to see his ass and I have a better chance if he’s fucking around with someone on the boat.

by Anonymousreply 280June 28, 2022 4:11 AM

Also, I didn’t like Daisy tonight. Why on earth did she defend Ashley instead of Gabi? Even captain Glen had Gabi’s back. So weird.

by Anonymousreply 281June 28, 2022 4:23 AM

Daisy pretty much enabled Ashley all season and then rewarded her with a promotion at the end. It was fucked up but she’s standing by her actions. Kate or Hannah would have shut Ashley down early on. Of course Gabi quit because of Ashley. She was 100% toxic.

by Anonymousreply 282June 28, 2022 12:41 PM

What a boring last episode and season overall. That couple had either already been married or were about to get married somewhere else because that wedding dress was NOT something you'd choose for a casual beachside ceremony. It was way too over the top for the occasion.

by Anonymousreply 283June 28, 2022 5:16 PM
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