Real Housewives of Orange County Season 16 THREAD 2

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And she is supposedly a hardcore Trumptard.

There’s something off about Dr. Jen, I can definitely see her being a crook

I've disliked "Dr." Jen ever since she said that suing your doctor is the worst thing you can do.

[quote]Will Mother Beador hold an Orange next season?

In old country, no orange. No red, no yellow, no peach.

Only one color: grey. Color of overcast sky, of filthy concrete, of dirty walls of gulag. Color of bars on window. Color of break in the heart, color of pain in the back, color of malnourishment of skin. Color of the early death.

But good color, because because color of mustache, and color of hair of son.

Where Shannon today!? She still owe me $15,000 for special durian enema she have last month. Shannon no pay? Next time I see her I chop her in gut, make her release bowels, mega big embarrass.

I HATE Tamara but bitch looked good on WWHL. Eddie looks like curdled milk.

Maybe Shannon Storms Beador will take Noella for a Dr. Moon treatment on her anorexic twat.

Has anything interesting happened so far this season? If it did I missed it.

I hate Tamra but the bitch needs to come back, she keeps the plot moving. I’d like to dump Dr.Jen and bring Tamra back with Gretchen and/or Vicki.

"Dr" Jen is super, super distressed in R2 's pic. Either that or she's really, really happy. It's hard to tell.

Dear reader! How deeply am I vexed when I think of the cloak of ignorance that now enwraps you, for that cloak has been fashioned and wrought with mine own neglect! For I left you, poor reader, alone and benighted, shivering under the veil of nescience, while I yielded to the base seductions of dereliction and somnolence! I plead now for you to peer into the depths of your soul and find a part that has not been misused by my grave sins, and with that part extend to me a small token of forgiveness. I require no other recompense!

Now in this our County of Orange, I have late heard inquiry into a strange woman who moves across the shadows, who is rumored by some to be Muscovite, by others to be Turk, still others to be Moor, but yet agreed by all to be of the hottest environs of hell! Oh reader! I know too well of whom they speak! Deep within the entrails of my heart has she planted terror, terror so great that my fingers quiver round my quill as it advances unsteadily across this page. For I have spoken of one David Beador, whose estate was once the envy of all in this County of Orange, and whose repute for violent distemper stretched much further across the land; and I have spoken of dear Shannon, consumptive and wasting and sacrificing herself daily at the altar of intemperate love! But heretofore have I been too frightened to speak of the matriarch from whom that dreaded Beador malevolence flowed. For I saw her only once, on my morning constitutional, and then in passing; but sooner would I gaze upon the face of Satan than to again rest my eyes upon her wicked, hoary visage!

Oh reader, again I must plead your forgiveness! I cannot continue until I rest and until a sense of equilibrium returns to my poor, troubled heart.

Who da fuck is dis guy with his fancy fuckin words? Leave my girl Shannon alone

No new episode tonite.

[quote]No new episode tonite.

Someone fetch Mr. Lockwood's smelling salts!!!

Rosie would fuck Shannon and treat her good

Why are all heather’s kids gay?

What does 'punitive' mean, Heather?

It’s the damages you’ll be paying in that lawsuit dear. Maybe Sweet James can take you on as a client

I assume y’a all have seen commercials of sweet James . As Zsa Zsa Saïd , «  a rich man is never ugly . »

This does NOT apply to James … look at reviews if his so called firm. He makes Larry H Parker look like Clarence Darrow

Mr. Lockwood cracks me up

Go back to Russia, Mother Beador!

How many episodes are in this season?

Have we crossed the halfway point yet?

I think we are at the midpoint. The next episode is #11.

Why did we not have an episode this week??

Midpoint? Is there no merciful god? I thought surely this shitshow must be near conclusion.

I love that Mother Beador appeared on national TV and didn't bother to shave her mustache.

Shannon drive upper lip to sprout hair, R27, just like she drive David to have affair.

Real housewives my ass. No house would marry these bitches.

Normally I would be furious that such a comment was made by you, Kelly Dodd at r27, but since it’s about Mother Beador, please carry on.

DAMMIT! WHY OH WHY DID HEATHER DUBROW GET ME HOOKED ON MICRODOSING MARIJUANA!

JON JANSSEN WHERE IS MY TRADER JOE’S CHANTILLY VANILLA BEAN CAKE?!?! DID YOU EAT IT? DID YOUR CHILDREN EAT IT?! YOU BETTER PAUSE “CABARET” AND GO GET ME ONE BEFORE I EAT THE BASEBOARDS!

Shannon, get off the internet and put on Liza's Results vinyl, now!

SHUDDEN SHTORMS!

Shannon that's not a ham, that's my thigh!

[quote] Will Emily let Shane do anal?

Seriously, is this really the subjects and situations they cover on these Housewife shows? Yikes. I don’t think even the most liberated gay guys air that stuff. Straights……nothing is off limits…. Does Vanderpump or the other broads talk about their sex lives? I need to start watching this shit!

They’re always going on about how much they fuck and what they like

Remember Eddie and Tamra in the hot tub??

r37 that was one of the most hideous things I ever had the privilege to watch...Funny but to this day all I can really think about is Tammy's extremely high hairline. She had her hair pulled back and she looked like an alien. She is the hairline opposite of the ape like Teresa Giudice

Shannon and David had sexy time scenes when they were trying to convince the world they were HAPPY.

That ended when Kelly announced that Vicki told her that David beat the shit out of Shannon and she gained 50 lbs while he started working out with Eddie.

I want Gretchen and Tamra back. I think they would ratchet up all the drama. Shannon, Noella, Heather, Emily, Gina, Gretchen and Tamra together sounds like a good season

[quote]while he started working out with Eddie.

Yes, yes .... we .... "worked out" together.

Never got the appeal of Eddie. He looked/looks so sleazy. Tamara reminds me of a cornered possum with her beady eyes.

How many times is Emily going to fake cry in this episode?

The beady eyed homosexual loves her camera time.

OK what's with Ryne? Why is he so socially awkward? and he was barely speaking before Jen got sloppy drunk so it wasn't all about his annoyance with her drinking

did he feel maybe insecure around super successful Terry and the other rich friends?

and btw I fucking died when Ryne used the tablecloth as a bib while he ate the onion rings with his hands! Heather was horrified!

I checked his age and he's fucking 41 but seems about 12 in terms of social behavior

I get the impression that Ryne didn’t want to Housewives but she pushed it and he’s pissed and embarrassed.

Heather likes to think she’s a great hostess but she was her usual classist cunt self.

I don’t think a gracious hostess mocks an already uncomfortable guest for wearing socks with his shoes.

why is Emily suddenly acting like Shane is the best man in the world? Her attitude seemed to change since he finally passed the bar exam

What is in it for the beady eyed homosexual? A steady supply of free booze?

John always looks hungover.

I think he's an alky

Ryne is much more interesting when he’s shirtless holding a puppy. He clearly does not want to be on the show or anywhere near his wife.

Why are so many husbands/partners on RHOC closeted?

Is Ryne on the spectrum?

R53 I was thinking the same thing as I watched. Wow that was such a cringey dinner 1. Because Jen got sloppy drunk and showed how coarse she is, 2. Ryne seemingly does not interact with people on a regular basis and was painfully uncomfortable 3. As Jen got drunker Ryne got really unsettled at her behavior 4. Heather and company were acting like smug superior American Oligarchs, judgey and full of disdain - wow what horrible people, not folks I would aspire to be.

Heather as Gina’s wealthy savior/benefactor was super cringe too. Yikes! Reminded me of Amy and her rich horrible aunt whose ass she had to constantly kiss in Little Women.

I'm really loving The Shannon and John Show, a show about a couple of weird rich dorks in love.

Meanwhile, The Heather Fixes Sad Women Show is getting extremely tiresome.

TERRY'S FACE

If John were rich, he would NOT be dating Ms. Beador

I really do not like Heather and Terry. Their friends seem like cunts too.

Oooh Next week we get to see Heather pretend to like Gina in the Big Apple!

John's got a nice house in an OK- not great part of Newport. No idea what he does for a living.

I enjoyed seeing Heather wear Rite Aid jewelry. I have the same necklace. Nothing wrong with mixing it up I just thought Heather was to busy running her LGBTQ press to shop at Rite Aid.

I think Ryne and Shane should hang out in the awkward husband room and let Emily and Dr. Jen boss each other around and do body shots.

The beady eyed homosexual is an executive at an insurance company

I've never been as intimate with a man as I am with John. tee hee

That fuckin’ fruit can never pleasure the way I can, Shannon Baby! I’d make you my fuckin’ Queen.

R53 and R54 I definitely saw Ryne in a different light in a social setting. He just doesn’t know social etiquette and it started making me feel bad for him that everyone else was secretly laughing at them or smirking at them when he really doesn’t seem to have the awareness sometimes of how his behavior is abnormal—he just didn’t get it, it wasn’t that he was being contrary. Then I heard “poker player” and it all clicked into place. Folks on the spectrum would be great at avoiding tells and micro expressions because they don’t express emotion outwardly most of the time and count cards or work well with numbers.

I think Jen married a guy on the spectrum and wants him to be all warm and fuzzy.

But then….did you all notice how Ryne perked up in the car when he looked at the male driver? Suddenly he got his social graces back and asked about the guys workouts, which means he noticed/liked his body.

Could be gay and on the spectrum.

Terry's starting to look like a Kitchen Witch. All he needs is a babushka.

Interesting take r66

None of these people -- with the exception of the fame whore Dubrows -- are actually wealthy.

I dont' think Ryne is on the spectrum. But he is castrated by his mess of a wife. And he should be allowed to being his emotional support chihuahua with him at all times. Can you imagine how HEATHER would.have coped with that?? Lol

^^bring

Heather Dubrow is just Wow. Notice how she talks to her staff and never makes eye contact while making banal suggestions.

Heather needs an alpha cunt to put her in her place. Even Tamra and Vicki were a little intimidated by her.

I think the Heather/Gina mentor thing is fine because they presenting it as such. They both are calling it what it is instead of pretending they aren't in two completely different social classes. My Fair Lady but with women.

^^^they are presenting it as such My Fair Lady but with two women

So sick of no edit feature on this site

I remember when Jeff Lewis was on WWHL and talked about how Heather was so rude and dismissive to restaurant wait staff, so I watched carefully when she was ordering around her staff for her stupid dinner party.

Knowing she was on camera, she was obviously making an effort not to be a complete cunt wad, but you could definitely see it coming through. She obviously looks at these people as servants.

If I went to a friend's dinner party and saw a pre-printed menu at the table, I'd never let them live it down.

"Bitch, what the hell is this shit? You think you're opening your own 5-star restaurant or something? Get the fuck outta here."

I love how these rich bitches think putting arose inside a covered glass makes them some kind of Supreme Queen Hostess.

"And the courses aren't even in the right order. Jeez, Heather, if you can't do something tacky right, don't do it all."

Dr. Jenn and Ryne (Ryan) are the most ill-matched couple ever.

- She's a drunk. He's never touched liquor.

- She has a PhD. He plays poker.

- She loves money and fame. He loves his dog.

I feel bad for their kids. There must be a lot of tension in that house.

I live in the area, so I've seen most of the Housewives in action. Heather is rude, and loud.

The worst was Jesus Jugs Bellino. And a renter!

Still selling cuffs, people!

Heather is behaving the way LVP did in her later seasons on Beverly Hills-not getting involved in the drama unless she can bully the others into apologizing for victimizing her; taking a younger, poorer cast member “under her wing” and using that cast member to attack the people she hates; using her wealth as a weapon to intimidate the others, etc.

She needs to be Lucy Lucy Apple Juicy’d, with Terry screaming “GOODBYE GJNA!” as the Dubrows throw hapless, bowler clad Gina out of their hotel-mansion.

Aw Mista Lockwoods, thanks for writing some more pretty words! Can youse come ova to the Joisey thread and write some nice things about my dorters? Some-a these Datalounge whoors keep sayin' I have ugly kids and they can kiss my titties!

Teresa, shouldn't you be shaving your back instead of bothering people who AREN'T retarded? 🤣

I'm in a Best Western Plus, asshole.

I need a man! My love tank is empty! No one's buying insurance! I was conned!

R84 God , those had to have been the ugliest kids ever on TV. I'm amazed they look so good now. I'm thinking Miss Gia had a lot more done that just a nose job

R81 of the ones you've seen in person, who comes off as the most likable? Who looks the most different in person compared to on tv?

Do regular OC residents ignore these housewives or do they treat them like stars?

Dr. Jen must have bought her way to an MD via family money or got her education in the Caribbean.

How the hell does she not know what the word punitive is? She has said some very stupid things for being so highly educated.

I looked up her credentials and I have a hard time believing she has a degree in biophysics from Georgetown.

Dr. Jen is doing her practice no favors by being on this show.

Would you go and have your face hacked up by an out of control drunk?

Dr. Jen is probably a derm tech with an honorary doctorate from the local laser therapy center.

Did Jen really go to Harvard or did she just take an online class?

She didn’t go to Harvard for school she was saying they offered her a job. Doing what I have no idea. She probs got her degree in Grenada. Rad!

A job at Harvard? As what, a lunch lady?

According to her website, she got her bachelor's at Concordia University Irvine (a Lutheran school with seven campuses around the US), a master's from Georgetown, and an MD from the University of Hawaii.

Wow I can't believe she figured out how to make a website.

r84 Mr. Lockwood is presently afflicted with consumption!

I really think only Shannon. Noella, and Jen should keep their oranges. Jen and Ryne got a whole lot more interesting that last episode and Jen definitely surpassed Gina & Emily in my book. Heather I’m still a bit iffy if she should stay or not, she just irritates the hell out of me but she’s certainly bringing something to talk about, but I just think she’s ruining the group dynamic with everyone sans Noella kissing her ass.

R73

Only Kelly and now Noella really challenged her.

Rewatching season 7 on Bravo today. Heather is so much better with Vicki, Tammy Sue, Gretchen and Jugs to play off of. The current cast is severely lacking in personality.

Add-Taylor Armstrong, Gretchen , Tamra

Delete-Jen or Gina

Definitely delete Jen. She's vapid.

Obviously Ryne is not comfortable being filmed. I bet that pair won't be back.

Emily makes me ill. Why does she keep buying size 10 dresses, when she wears a 1x? And the husband with the dwarf mother 🤮🤮🤮

Watching Emily and her husband together is so uncomfortable. She goes on and on about how much they're in love and how they've worked through all their marriage problems while he stands there clearly completely detached from her.

He's busy thinking about me, r105

R105 it feels to me that Emily is trying to rehab the image of their relationship to the public. I bet they still fight in private. They just learned not to do it on camera anymore. It's always weird when someone keeps praising someone nonstop like that, especially someone like Shane who is nothing special, even subpar

Emily is a Q-anon shithead and I'll tap-dansh on that cuntsh grave one day.

R107 Yeah, Emily's trying way too hard. And Shane is still the same asshole he always was. She's in deep, deep denial.

He barely reacts to anything she says and shows zero affection or emotion when he's around her. This marriage will definitely not last.

Tonite’s episode is painfully dull.

Heather’s mother is a vile controlling old cunt.

I like seeing the throwback pics.

Gina actually looks pretty much the same as in her high school and college days just with a bit more weight and a wrinkled neck. She always had an old face even in her teens and early 20s but it hasn't aged.

Heather looked a bit like Tiffani Amber Thiessen in her college days.

Does Shane need a ladder to mount that cunt?

can someone explain Shane? His mother is Persian but he and his father are Mormon. Shane apparently is a devout Mormon and doesn't drink. isn't it against Mormon code to get divorced though? He was married with kids before Emily. Then he marries a non-Mormon, someone who didn't grow up with religion, Emily. She doesn't convert but they have now decided to have their kids follow the Mormon path.

Maybe google Mormon and divorce r114. But I can't explain the rest of the shitshow.

Shane is a Mormon Wizard.

Didn't Shane convert when he married a Mormon?

Wisherd!

I don't think anyone in Shane's family is Mormon. IIRC, he latched onto a neighbor family who were Mormon when he was a child, and was so impressed that he turned to it on his own.

R119 That's a big red flag!

Reunion filming today snzzzzzzzzzzzz

I want Kelly back if for no other reason than I’d love for her to tell Heather to shut the fuck up and call her a cunt.

Heather would be APPALLED.

Heather has serious mommy issues. I didn't see that coming! And her mom is as annoying as she is.

Noella's mom isn't embarrassed her daughter has so many personality disorders? Maybe she shouldn't have been huffing all that paint when she was pregnant.

Heather won’t film with Kelly.

R110

I agree, but Shannon/Noella/Emily were fun together.

Did anyone else see the loose cuff rolling down the street in the wind?

The reunion was taped. Wtf are Noella and Emily wearing ? Heather looks like Count Chocula in a pageant gown.

Shannon looks the best in that photo. Heather is the epitome of Resting Bitch Face in that, however.

Something tells me Noella is going to be the highlight of the reunion.

Shannon looks stunning as usual. What a #diva that lady is!

LMAO I didn't get the full effect of Heather's face in R127's photo until I zoomed in. WOW!

Spoiler: Noella has a miscarriage at the reunion and throws the jellybaby in Heather's face.

John Janssen styled Fat Shannon to look like one of his Barbie dolls.

Stunned or stunning r130?

I thought Gina (or maybe Shannon) were supposed to wear an outfit from Project Runway?

R135

Bones might’ve designed Shannon’s dress. IDK

I thought Ms. Janssen designed all of Shannon's clothing

I hope Gina and Heather are called out. Seeing them at the reunion next to each other in those similar outfits really bothers me. This is nuts.

mishcarriagshesh

I’ve been rewatching Heather’s first run since she came back.

WHAT. A. CUNT.

She is pretentious, melodramatic, and mean.

r140 = Kelly Dodd

Heather is actually really nice in real life. She donates tons of caviar to the homeless.

Watching Heather's cunt mom at dinner, I now know why Heather herself is such a damaged cunt.

It looked like there were about 20 people at Heather's "live show" at Syracuse.

I mean, really - how many college kids want to go see a lecture by a Real Housewife?

If I ever see Emily's fat ass in her granny panties again, it'll be too soon.

Did you notice how Noella pretended the shrimp wasn't cooked so she didn't have to eat it? Girl has a serious eating disorder. Did you see her bones protruding in her backless dress? She can't weigh more than 90 pounds.

R146 She looks obese to me.

The whole "let's traipse around Manhattan" montage with Heather and Gina was so staged.

You could practically hear the production people off camera saying, "Here! Eat this pizza on the street corner! Run across the street! Put your arms around each other! Get wacky!"

Noella is like Brandi gets most of her nutrients from alcohol

R146 Noella operates from the official Anorexic’s Playbook. She complains the shrimp is undercooked, spits it out, distracts from her non-eating by going to wash her napkin or whatever it is that takes a few minutes. Watch Noella at each meal and how she distracts from her non-eating in multiple ways (talking and creating arguments/drama, “undercooked shrimp,” etc.). But Emily saw right through it in that one episode where she called her out publicly for not eating.

I’ll give her 5-10 years before she drops dead if she keeps this up.

R150 I'm surprised the other bitches haven't noticed Noella's eating disorder. It's as obvious as the bones protruding from her back.

I think she'd look FABULOUS if she lost a few pounds ... and declared Jesus Christ her lord and savior.

Saw Noella on WWHL last week (?) she was painfully underweight/skeletal and emphasized it further by wearing a catsuit type outfit. Do straight men like that look?

R153 Yeah, she looked awful.

Doesn't she have a special needs kid? Who's taken care of them?

I want Noella to quickly marry some old geezer billionaire, then tear down the house next to Heather’s Mansion/Restoration Hardware and build one twice as big as Chateau DuBrow.

And I'm gonna buy Chateau Dubrow just so I can spray my pussy juices all over everything. I can't wait to see Heather's reaction at the reunion next season.

Crazy Kelly Dodd would have ripped Noellaa to bits.

But I don't think Kelly Dodd has the capacity to use words with that many syllables, R141.

R158 With Kelly it would be more like:

"She's a pretendtous mela-drama cunt!"

Dr Jen is a bore.

Richard Marx went overboard with the plastic surgery.

His wife Daisy Fuentes (what a weird couple) would make for a fun housewife.

The Dubrows-still elitist cunts.

Noella-still a crazy cunt.

Jen and Ryne-still insipid.

I wasn’t expecting Trumper Emily to be volunteering for the Innocence Project, but she is really is growing on me this season .

Special Guest Cunt Jenna Keough.

There was just a blind item about Dr. Jen's busine$$ troubles.

Shane cracks me up. He’s the only normal person on the show.

so weird to see Jeana meet Gina. Jeana only vaguely knows Heather and Shannon lol the rest of the cast she had never met. Was she bored? She's too old now and they'll never ask her back on the show

*waits for Kelly Dodd to insult Matt's gf who everyone thought was her*

Matt is hot. Too bad he had that domestic abuse incident a couple years ago with Gina but it seems they're in a good place

Any DLers here who live in LA? Was Noella's dad Christopher Nance the weatherman famous? I see he died in October not long after filming wrapped for this season

I too was shocked Emily would attempt to help people who are wrongly accused of crimes

Matt is kinda hot. Much hotter than Travis. Too bad he's losing his hair.

Christopher Nance was on KNBC for years. He was their #2 weatherman after Fritz Coleman. He always wore a carnation in his lapel, and he was infamous for diving under his chair on live tv during an earthquake aftershock . He was canned from NBC for sexual harassment , then there was some criminal case after leaving KNBC involving fraud.

I’m pretty sure Emily thinks she weights about 150 lbs less than she actually does.

WHET Shannon's QVC food line?

R165 Christopher Nance died in 2012. He had been canned from his job for an affair with a staffer.

He was only 44 when he died, but he looked about 10 years older.

Noella actually took a bite of food in this latest episode. Just one, but hey - progress.

R170 he died last October. Noella posted about it on her instagram.

R172 Not according to this.

She mentioned him in present tense in this week's episode. Noella's post from October, shortly after filming wrapped

[quote]noellarhoc My Father Christopher Nance Weatherman for NBC for 20 years and champion of countless charities benefiting children with fatal illnesses has passed on. He was the oldest living man in the US with sickle cell anemia. Though we weren’t close for many years reconnecting last year and your incredible insight and encouragement is something I will cherish for life. Hearing stories from your friends about how proud you were to be a grandfather gives me such comfort. I wish you got to meet them😭 People say James has my eyes but they were yours. You are now with Grandma who I know you missed so much. If I didn’t tell you enough while you were here how proud I am to be your daughter I hope you hear it in the heavens. I love you 🖤 #ripdaddy #dontwaittosayiloveyou #blackexcellence #christophernance

Heather and the twins matching middle finger tattoos!

For the eldergays. FYI, the restaurant where Noella and her mom had lunch, Las Brisas (opened by the owner of the El Torito chain) was formerly Victor Hugo Restaurant.

In Now, Voyager with Bette Davis the Brazil scenes were all filmed there, since Bette had a place in town. In fact, one of the RHOC shots was almost the same, except Bette and Paul were outside.

It's always such a melon drama with these bitches!

Fuck you, Kelly! We're going to recruit your doppelgänger for next season. She'll have some respect for our drama!

Dr. Jen has all the charisma of an overwatered house plant.

She should never give presentations.

What the hell does Dr. Jen's brain scan shit have to do with dermatology?

Is one of Heather's kids trans?

transfat

The Dr. Jen drama is partially made up (surprise). The husband runs the office and they have nannys.

Better view of the reunion looks. WTF is Gina wearing, it looks like something Lisa Hartman wore to the Peoples Choice Awards in 1987.

R184 I see Emily decide to wear the bathroom window curtains from her husband's mom's house.

Does Shannon get lipo before every reunion?

She definitely gets a tune up of some sort , r186.

The real problem is the hair, it was a honey blonde color in her first couple of seasons. She changed to a platinum hue at some point and it isn’t as flattering.

Heather and Shannon look th best. I think Gina is wearing part of her Proj Runway outfit and Shan is wearing all of hers.

[quote]Heather and Shannon look the best.

Of course! Shannon has a beady-eyed homosexual styling her.

Terrible season. Boring cast. I loathe Vicki, Tammy Sue and Kelly but at least they made the show watchable.

What the fuck's this brain scan mishegoss?

GIna has the worst posture!!! Has no one else mentioned. that? Holy crap.

Yes! Gina looks like she is losing bone mass!

When the other cities have added a housewife who wasn’t white, it was heavily promoted by Bravo. Not with Noella. As terrible as she is the season would have been a snooze without her.

The other ladies were clearly trying to ice out Noella and Shannon. I HATE when casts do this. It reminds me of the horrible treatment of Jennifer in New Jersey, when she really is making the show.

Do people really let Dr.Jen treat them? Why would I want a filler doctor to scan my brain?

How would a dumb brain scanner have helped Dr. Jen's dad? Didn't she say he was hit by a car and it cracked his head open? How would that silly thing Emily was wearing have helped, at all!?

the brain scanning thing is another attempt by Dr. Jen to get more $$$$$$$$$$. Obviously it has nothing to do with her own specialty

Noella is actually an interesting cast member but she ruins it by fabricating stuff when she doesn't have to. IF she gets another season and that's not a guarantee, I'd like to see her just be herself without that crap and cut back on the drinking. She has potential but she's too much like Braunwyn now

The other women trying to ice out Shannon and Noella for what? They wouldn't have had any show without those 2 this season. No one cares about Emily unless she's yelling at someone. Gina is likable but not that interesting. Heather works as a villain, not a protagonist.

That brain scan is snake oil. Dr. Jen prob bought it from Denise Richard's husband.

Shannon, you buy the oil of snake! Snake name baem gileum! Ancient breed! Come from rare mountain of Korea! Cure many ails! Fix beady eyes! Heal boyfriend who like with other man!

Only $3,000 for one bottle! Cheap! Special discount! Today only! You buy now, pay with cash!

R199 Cancer is your friend.

Tamara is back next season- full time

R202 Does this mean another season of fake Christianity and AFib?

Is Tamra really coming back? Haha what a mess.

Is Eddie's hungry hole making an appearance too?

r202 I guess the future she was so excited about as the reason she left the show is the reason she is coming back...she has no future outside RHOC Bahahahahaaaaaa

Maybe "Dr." Jen got the brain scan machine the same place she buys her bootleg Botox? The ladies of OC will do anything. Early in the season a couple of them went to some fat freezing place where they likely dropped a couple hundred apiece to sit in refrigerators for an hour before heading off to get drunk.

If Tammy comes back they should add Taylor Armstrong, she lives in Coto, is friends with Tamra and Vicki and she’s a crazy bitch

Shannon is claiming the dress she wore to the reunion was not from the Project Runway designer, because his dress looked like shit.

Typical Orange County white woman bullshit. I'm *so* glad I'm now white.

I think you meant NOT white, dear.

R209 Shannon sounds like a major cunt.

Yes I am sure Shan's Chico's dress was much better than her custom-fitted PR.

Shannon had a meltdown in the first 6 minutes of tonite’s episode. And she looks like shit.

Did she discover John Janssen's secret stash of Liza memorabilia?

The beady eyed homosexual doesn’t like Gina, she’s pissed.

Heather is reptilian, when she was glaring at Shannon I thought she would unhinge her jaw and swallow her whole.

I love how they shade Shannon with editing.

When she's having her meltdown, she squawks to Gina, "I've never been better with my kids!! I've never been better in a relationship!!"

They then cut to John, whose expression says, "Won't someone please shoot me in the head and put me out of my misery???"

[quote]I hate Tamra but the bitch needs to come back, she keeps the plot moving.

Not to mention her broke ass was gonna be joining Lynne at the Super 8 without that Bravo check!

SHE SHOULD CHANGE THE FUCKING NAME OF THAT GYM TO CUNT FITNESS!

I love it when Shannon melts down. Her rage talk with Gina was a replay of her meltdown with Megan a few seasons back.

"I RUN CHARITIES, MISS 30-YEAR OLD! I'M FINE! I'M FANTASTIC!"

God, must we see Emily talking about how great her marriage is while Shane sits there non-reactively week after week after week?

And must we see Gina burst into tears week after week after week?

Heather! You do not look good in mushroom colors! Especially fake fur mushroom draped over your shoulders! Don't be a slave to fashion!

Who was the first old lady to have long hair? Goldie Hawn in the 1990s (and now) comes to mind. None of these women have the appeal or allure of Goldie Hawn. If anything the long (and fake) hair is aging and messy.

I wonder if the steady stream of booze still seems worth it to John Janssen, because I'm convinced he's an alcoholic and that's the only reason he's with Shannon.

Omg! Gina got possessed by one of Noella's personalities in the Mexican sweat lodge! Altho Noella has so many of them she probably won't miss it being waved our the window.

John Jansen is totally into the drams. All these divorced housewife fuckers are. They are kind of cardboard cutouts.

This season feels like it's taking FOREVER

R228 To me, it feels like nothing's happened yet.

And nothing will happen r229. I can't believe I still.watch this shit.

R224, did you see Shane's mother in the last ep? She came to their house having to be propped up on her 5" heels by two men. Those blonde extensions. In her addled 75 year old mind, she thinks "people confuse me for my teenage granddaughters all the time!"

R231 Yes, I noticed she could barely step up into the house from the outside without assistance.

What an awful season. The new HW are duds. The one who almost sued Terry showed promise as a full blown nut job then abruptly disappeared. If Bravo renews it they’re going to need Tamra and/or Vicki to try and bring it back to life.

Tamara is returning. But its not enough.

R233 Listen, Miss 30-year old, I MADE this show! I am the STAR! I have never been happier and I have never been more in love than I am with my 100% heterosexual boyfriend John Janssen and his gigantic forehead! I don't need Tamra or Vicki to make this show great!

Wow. Okay.

THIS FUCKING SHOW IS NOTHING WITHOUT ME!

SHANNON IS A FUCKING🐮!

EMILY IS A FUCKING 🐷!

NOELLA IS A FUCKING 📦👅ER!

AND HEATHER IS A FUCKING 🪓 WOUND!

Ugh. No one wants to see Tamra back. Doesn't anyone have any other friends?

I THINK YOU MEANT TO SAY ANGER MANAGEMENT DROPOUT, KELLY DUD!

KEEP EATING SHANNON YOU FUCKING 🐮!

I loathe Heather but I seriously doubt she pushed anyone into a wall. She would have had Terry do it for her. Noella is thirsty beyond belief.

Getting ready to watch last night's episode.

Shannon ... is .... EXHAUSTING.

Also, Heather is utterly unlikable this season.

R243 Just this season? Come on!

I don't feel like there is anyone around to keep her in check now, r244. No Vicki, no Tamra, no Kelly.

I kind of hate myself for still watching this crap fest.

Noella is such a pathetic mess, but I do love how she mercilessly continues to torture Heather.

Noella and her mother have the same oddly shaped head. Emily needs to change up her hair desperately.

Aspen trip awards:

First crier: SHANNON STORMS BEADOR

Dressing on a budget: Gina

Ceaseless hand gesticulating: Heather

Most infrequent blinker (sociopath): Noella Cruella

Worst veneers: Em-moo-ly

Most like wallpaper: Dr. Jen

My fantasy is to sneak into their homes while they are asleep and chop off those straggly, witchy tracks. Except for Gina. Her hair is fine!

Wow. Okay, wow. Are you KIDDING ME, r249? I am a SINGLE MOTHER and I RUN A COMPANY. I get FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP a night!

r250 Gina hair this season is perfect ..she chopped up the long Island 80s hair and now looks better than the rest of them

Gina looks great and she has a hot bf. And a hot ex. Who has a hot new gf.

Who looks like Kelly Dodd^^^

R254 who pushed her mother down the stairs

SHUT THE FUCK UP VICKI, YOU FUCKING 🐷! GO GET ANOTHER 👃🏾JOB YOU FUCKING 🪓WOUND!

Shannon Beador is truly a working class hero.

FUCK YOU, KELLY!! YOU'RE A TWO-BIT, GOLD-DIGGING COKE WHORE!!! YOU DO COKE OF JOLIE'S BOYFRIEND'S COCK WHILE YOU'RE PULLING A TRAIN!!

Omg Heather!! Your hubs got a private jet on speed dial?? You go girl!! But we still remember when you and Terry were just a cover story for Lydia's OC mag. Lol

Heather, visiting Gina: "Oh I just love this place! It is the gatehouse? Are you going to show me the big house?"

Heather and Terry’s lifestyle doesn’t make sense to me. I know he’s on E! and is a plastic surgeon, but it doesn’t seem like they make enough money to live the way they do. Are they living beyond their means?

R261 They all live beyond their means.

I'm sure Heather and Terry are one missed mortgage payment away from foreclosure.

They can always turn Dubrow Chateau into a Hampton Inn and make some cash that way.

Watching reruns of OC on Bravo. Its the " Brooks has cancer"season. As much as I hate her, Tamra needs to come back...I love how she got into Brooks face. The woman has no fear about confronting anyone about anything...

Is there a new episode tonight?

R264. Me too. What a great season. And, yes, the show needs Tammy Sue and Vicki.

Is this season almost over because I can’t take much more of Noella.

Novella is insufferable... R266 as much as Vicki couldnt control her overbearing old self, she still fit the OC perfectly. She was such a narcissist without any self awareness ...but without the cruel streak the Narc teresa g has which to me make Giudice unwatchable

I love Heather.

I'm so glad she returned.

Gina looks great this season

R269 Thanks for stopping by, Heather's homely bisexual daughter.

Shane and Emily will be divorced by the end of the year.

I AM THE FUCKING 👸OF BRAVO, NOT THAT COCKEYED 🚬 ANDY COHEN!

Novella, LMAO!!

Noella is such a hot, idiotic mess, but I absolutely LOVE how she just keeps sticking it to holier than thou Heather.

"Did you put your hands on a crew member?"

LOL!!!

Does anyone else think Heather protests way too much about Noella's claims about the sushi dinner?

[quote]Does anyone else think Heather protests way too much

Yes

Somethin' happened at that sushi party that St. Heather doesn't want anyone to know.

I thought it was odd that the party ended so abruptly and Heather sent everyone home. FEED YOUR GUESTS!!!!

AGAIN R279? I stopped watching those bores after the first few episodes to this season.. She told them to leave at another sushi party she had in the beginning of the season ...the one where it was reveled that the midget lady almost sred Terry for a bad boob job

^^^sued^^^^

THE FAGS LOVE ME

R282 That's a fake account. It's not actually Kelly's.

Is the season finale tonight?

We need to be put out of our misery.

I miss Tamra and Vickie after this bore of a season.. Beverly Hills better bring it on, too

Speaking of Beverly Hills, they should add Taylor Armstrong to RHOC

And Cunty Camille to really spice things up. I couldn't be bothered watching it last night, so today Bravo graced us with this past season...I can't bet Gina or Emily's gigantic asses out of my minds eye now :-(

Did anything really happen this season? And no, Gina's soon-to-fail skin care line doesn't count.

Did anyone else see that Brown Wind is bragging she and her gf sex it up 10 x a day? I mean, she should just do porn and then it would.be an actual job.

R289 Sounds like she's drinking again.

I didn't bother to read this but here's the link if anyone cares.

Braunwyn should hook up with Novella. They can bore eachother to death.

No Noella needs to fuck Heather’s son or bi daughter when they turn 18 and rub Heather’s bony face in it by fucking in Chateau Dubrow.

No one wants Novella's anorexic barfy labial flaps.

Noella goes on and on about her wonderful father yet found out about his death in a letter his friend sent? Really?

I didn't catch that r295

Watching the finale now.

They're still in Colorado. I assume this is gonna be a two-parter?

HOW DARE YOU!

Worst season ever

r299 = Tamra

Has Eddie bottomed for John Janssen yet?

"She's talking about the divorce to the sommelier ."

What is sommelier?

Is like "Some will yay, some will nay"?

EDDIE FUCKING JUDGE IS A FUDGEPACKER! SO IS THAT 🚬 THAT 🐮SHANNON IS DATING! THEY BOTH WANT TO GET FUCKED UP THE 🍑 BY SLADE!

Last nights finale was the lowest rated episode in RHOC history. Heads will roll.

Geezus, Emily's really going overboard trying to convince us she and Shane are insanely in love.

They'll be divorced in a year.

Heather's "rock star" outfit was the same black cocktail dress she always wears.

Heather's an insufferable cunt!

[quote] Watching reruns of OC on Bravo. Its the " Brooks has cancer"season. As much as I hate her, Tamra needs to come back...I love how she got into Brooks face. The woman has no fear about confronting anyone about anything...

The "girls" wanted to obtain Brooks' medical records proving he had cancer. To appease the "girls," Vicki decided to show Brooks' medical records to Tamra because Tamra would be "too dumb" to know what the records meant.

So, Tamra is confrontational but too dumb to discern receipts.

Tamra went nuts the season that Gretchen came on. So jealous.

Yes, I do think the Dubrows are living above their means unless they have tons of passive income.

Heather made a big deal about changing her last name (way after the marriage) to Dubrow. She had been an actress and was known as Heather Kent. She acted like she was Meryl Streep, giving up "Streep" as a last name.

r305 really? I'm not surprised if true. It didn't even feel like a finale.

It was AWFUL.

But r309 that crap was housewife gold and fun to watch.. Tamra had no filters. That's why I loved to hate her.

The reunion trailer is out.

- Shannon has a diva meltdown because her dress didn't fit and calls a random stranger to cry about it.

- Emily gets a nosebleed.

- Heather says "Merriam-Webster."

- Gina wants us to see her new abs.

Oh, and lots of yelling.

LOL at Shannon calling a random person

R313 I love the way Shannon says her dress "didn't work."

That's code for "my fat ass won't fit into it."

The ever ladylike Kelly Dodd claims Terry is cheating.

I can’t stand the MAGA cunt but I’d love to see her rattle Heather’s cage next season.

I thought EVERYONE knew Terry was cheating.

I thought the whole reason Heather initially quit the show was because it was going to be revealed that Terry was cheating and she didn't want that playing out on camera.

Kelly was going to reveal it so she quit r318.

As awful as she is she’s the only one not intimidated by Heather.

R319 Noella doesn't seem to be intimidated, either. I hate Noella, but I love that she keeps poking Heather.

r319 my understanding was that Kelly DID reveal in during the infamous bus ride in Ireland, but she and Terry convinced producers not to air it

R321 Heather and Terry seem to have a lot of control over this show, don't they?

Maybe they're Andy's coke suppliers r322

I wish Nene Leakes or Dorinda were on this show. They would destroy Heather and Gina.

Please do not drag this reunion out over three parts. They can wrap it up in 15 minutes.

This show never, ever GETS THERE. No truly great seasons, no truly great cast members. Vicki? She's a pig.

This reunion looks as boring as balls.

Sad little old franchise gasping at death.

And the ratings were LAUGHABLE.

[quote] The ever ladylike Kelly Dodd claims Terry is cheating.

Who would cheat with Terry, though. Never mind.

I miss Kelly- Kelly rules. The chick has tons of gay friends and is as homophobic as RuPaul!

She would have dragged this cunt Heather through the woods, kicked her in the cunt, and dragged her again.

I miss the OG housewives when they either didnt work or all sold real estate and and showed more abt their vapid lives instead of manufactured drama. What was the story that brought the drama originally? Must have been related to Slade. That housewife gigolo.

It was Slade!!!! And then Gretchen/Heather set it off..

And Vicki kind of kept it lit

SORRY- NOT HEATHER- I meant Tamara ^^^

r314 that was probably the most real thing of the whole season.

r315 Shannon actually looked like she knocked off so me weight but those extensions need to go

r316 when Kelly brings this crap up, I can forget for two minutes she's a deplorable

R319 every housewife show needs a Tamra or a Marge. Someone who can get right back in a Heather or a Teresas face and not be intimidated.

r332 Shannon's weight fluctuates more than Andy's wonky eye

true r333 if she stays on, she will be fat again in no time

Shannon is desperately trying to stay on the show. Truth is she’s a heavily spanxd bore with a fake boyfriend and normal kids. She was more fun when she was married to the cute guy who tortured her. And I’m tired of these bitches plugging their business ventures on the show. Sometimes I feel like I’m watching an infomercial.

R335 Does anybody really think Gina's skin care line is gonna succeed? Puhleez.

Gina has a skincare line? The Dubrows have allowed this?

R337 There was a whole episode built around its launch.

As much as I dislike Tamra, she did shut down Vicki at one of the reunions. It was a typical tit-for-tat, endless verbal argument. Tamra's face went full crazy bitch (except for the Botoxed areas) and she screamed at Vicki: "THAT'S MY OPINION!!!"

I loved Tamrat.

You can take the girl out of the trailer ...

R338 After seeing Gina and Emily in bathing suits I stopped watching..Im serious

Well, best of luck to Gina. cause she is gonna need it.....we know how well products from the housewives do. Bethenny is the exception.

Who buys their stupid crap?

R341- its drug store shit made by some mass producer who sticks their (Gina's) name on it.

Like Gretchen Christine Beaut-eey and her plastic NYC street corner purses.

Yup R343 ..they buy the crap in china, slap a label on it and it a "skin care line" Ugh.....

The reunion is only a two parter, that’s not good

Shannon looked like an overstuffed sausage at the reunion. Gina looked cute. Dr Jen was pretty much ignored. She won’t be invited back.

This might be the worst season in RHOC history, and that's quite an accomplishment

I’m shocked that Terry isn’t going to be on the reunion show.

What about Ms. John Janssen?

Watching the reunion now. Omg Noella is suuuuch a stupid psycho narcissist cunt. Emily's take in Noella is spot on. However, Emooly should wrap those boobs down not push them up and out! I like what Heather and Shannon are wearing. Gina is cool but that halter top pantsuit = No. Dr. Jen is like wallpaper.

I still haven't bothered to watch the first part of the reunion. Maybe I'll get to it today.

Did anyone watch last night?

Part Two was a whole lot of nothing. So was Part One. Either recast the show for next season or don’t bother bringing it back.

I'm available, r352

Wow, the booze is really taking its toll on Shannon's face

Watching Pt2 now. Omg Noella!! You cry every fucking episode and like 5 times in the Reunion but not a single tear?? What kind of goblin are you?

Shannon keeps talking about how happy she is but she looks miserable. Gina talks about how good her life is and I believe her because she looks genuinely happy. Shannon will never recover from David’s betrayal and emotional abuse. I feel bad for her.

I should add I am only watching this shit bcause it is my lunch and I am WFH eating a falafel.

Shannon had a facelift 5 wks before the reunion!! Wow! Okay!

I AM HAPPY YOU FUCKING BITCH r356

How many years has it been since any of these bitches has cleaned their own toilet? Except maybe Heather because she would.pre-clean so the maid doesn't think she poops...or maybe she blames the splatter on Terry?

Maybe she shits directly on Terry r360

I love when Shannon Storms Beador yells at me!🤩

R362 SHE WAS YELLING AT ME YOU FUCKING BITCH NOT YOU!

Terry and Heather have separate toilets so probs Heather only shits in Terry's. She doesn't want ppl to think she poops but she has 4 cunt trophies 🤔

R357 Can I have some? I forgot to bring a sandwich.

SHANNON YOU ARE STILL A MORBIDLY OBESE FUCKING 🐮! YOU LOOK LIKE A FAT PIECE OF 💩 !

ASK YOUR 🚬 BOYFRIEND ABOUT THE DICK HE’S SUCKING IN THE RESTROOMS AT SOUTH COAST PLAZA!

R366 I've never even been to South Coast Plaza!

YOU AREN’T THE 🚬I WAS TALKING ABOUT, STUPID 👸!

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE 🚬THAT 🐮SHANNON IS DATING!

This season was a huge flop.

Keep Heather, bring back Tamra, add Taylor. Then, maybe, I'll watch.

I don't want another season of Heather forcing her gay kids' books and her and her husband's snake oil products on us.

Bring back Vicki and Tammy Sue, add Taylor, keep Shannon and make Gina and Emily ‘friends of.’ The rest can go.

KEEP-Heather, Shannon, Noella, Emily

DUMP-Gina, Dr Jen (unless she’s arrested)

BRING BACK-Vicki, Tamra, Taylor

Noella has to go. Like Braunwyn, her drama is so overwrought and self centered it’s distracting.

She’s annoying r373 but she really gets under Heather’s skin and she’s not scared of her

Noella grew on me.

Novella is'nt afraid of any of them R374 Sh'es good at saying shit to Heather the rest of them are too scare to say. She keeps Heather from completely taking over. Keep her.

This show could be killer with:

Heather/Shannon/Noella/Tamra/Kelly/Emily

This show never gets there. It limps along like an old jackrabbit with a busted leg.

The high point of the season was the first 2-3 episodes. And the best moment of the season was Noella meeting Nicole at some deck/restaurant, causing a scene, and asking Nicole for a hug. Nicole was cold as ice and it was actually one of the series funniest and train wreck scenes ever.

I am just watching this season now and am about half way through and I had forgotten how Heather moves people in every seen. She can never just talk organically where they are, she literally always says 'let's move over here where it's quieter' and it drives me nuts.

Jesus. *scene*

So beady eyed JJ dumped Shannon AFTER filming concluded for the season. At least she's guaranteed another season so fans can watch her rebuild her life yet again.