Henry Cavill goes to nerd workshop

He needs a husband.

Well, seems like he's "single" again

Any husband would need to be extremely tolerant of the nerd hobbies. He won’t give them up.

He could go to all the nerd events he wanted just so long as he sat on my face every night in bed.

New IG Post

The sweater hangs off his tits nice.

Of course...

'Nuff said!

He can bang me with his War Hammer any time.

“War hammer” not very big unlike he butt. More like “skirmish hammer”.

Looking a little pudgy.

Imagine going to a bar with your mates and finding HENRY CAVILL there.

Oh my god.

Oh that might be a bad photoshop at R12. Apologies.

R6. Very nice and hot. If he's looking for a husband he should just pick a guy from the store. At least they'd have the same hobbies.

I am a nerd, and I love all kinds of geeky stuff. I would make a wonderful addition to Henry's life, if he's open to it!

I did once dabble in Warhammer many years ago, but I ended up spending a lot more time collecting and painting the models than actually playing. I tried to join in with the in-store gaming a couple of times, but the powerful stench of Nerd BO was too much of an obstacle for me to overcome. Perhaps with Henry by my side I could withstand it better.

He looks deliciously thick

Beardog update

When the fake breakup will be announced?

[quote] "I tried to join in with the in-store gaming a couple of times, but the powerful stench of Nerd BO was too much of an obstacle for me to overcome."

This is a very real thing, and absolutely without exaggeration. Two straight guy friends took me along to check out one of these sessions at a local shop years ago, & I was appalled.

I prefer my fellow geek lovers to have clean bodies, and filthy minds. Not the other way around.

I hope he finds that nerdy muscle bull of his dreams. Someone with whom he can spend weekends playing strip Warhammer, and from there, get his hole savagely warhammered.

Does not exist. He will have to settle for some muscled nerd who is into mineralogy or stamps.

He will settle in a throuple with me and Sam Heughan because both stole my outfits.

[quote] Does not exist. He will have to settle for some muscled nerd who is into mineralogy or stamps.

There are a few nerdy types in Hollywood. I was surprised that Joe Manganiello is a D&D player. I'm sure there are a few muscled nerds into 40k or whatever.

[quote] I was surprised that Joe Manganiello is a D&D player.

How does he find time in his busy schedule?

Henry should join the new Magic Mike movie and do a routine with Joe.

Don't shoot me but the guy on the right is more attractive. Henry has lost his looks a little.

Was there a Cheryl's Cookies booth set-up nearby?

Joe won’t be in the new Magic Mike movie.

R26 = idiot

R28 bummer 😕

I agree that he is attractive R26 but more attractive than Cavill? Not to me.

Idk but Henry just looks kind of rough in the face and has for awhile. He's certainly not ugly just not the babe he used to be

He’s like 40.

I would pay good money to see him fucking Joey Batey. Seems they both like 40k too so that's something.

R20 like I said, I am right here ready and waiting to wed Mr Cavill whenever he's ready

I couldn’t do the nerd stuff. It speaks to arrested development.

R36 spends his time watching Wagner's Der Ring des Nibelungen and writing incisive commentary about Regency-era social norms.

I wish he'd grow out a stache again. It looks so good on him.

Does Henry have kids?

Obligatory Muscletech post

R39. No. Google is your friend.

Muscletech is the worst, I’m sure he doesn’t actually use that shit.

Plus “fasted cardio” is NOT a thing.

This is not nerdy. Comic books, niche history topics and collecting Funko POP figurines of your favorite sci-fi franchise is for nerds.

Warhammer figurine collection painting is for awkward shut-ins with way too much time on their hands.

See also: Kohli, Rahul.

[quote] He needs a husband.

Badly, and soon.

[quote] He can bang me with his War Hammer any time.

Wait your turn in line bitch, I’m first.

[quote] Imagine going to a bar with your mates and finding HENRY CAVILL there. Oh my god.

I’d literally jizz all over him.

[quote] He looks deliciously thick

And totally doable.

I think it's cute R43. And you actually play with the 40k figurines or D&D models and such. They don't just sit around like other collectibles.

Personally never been into it, even though I'm into a lot of nerdy shit, since it seems like a lot of work.

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He went back

Maybe time for another scalp restoration

He’s starting to look like his bald brother

Makes sense. It's a good place to find new diesel dykes to audition as girlfriends.

I bet he's loving all of the Shakira memes.

She followed three poofs? Is this her contribution to Pride Month?

Ohhhh he brought Glasses along. She must have been horrified.

She is horrified. Look at that body language.

Poor Glasses

It could be her or it could not be, the idiot is still trolling his fans.

He should work this lewk