Bob Saget Insider Info

The "insider" = Jenny McCarthy

Sounds credible to me!

🤔… 😮

Riveting, absolutely riveting!

Really OP??

I heard from a close family friend of the coroner that they found a tiny 5G chip in his endocrine system had malfunctioned and caused a brain bleed and head trauma from the inside.

I think what he's implying is that the family doesnt want people speculating that the booster caused his blood clot, not that they believe it actually did cause it

Bob Saget’s parents are not alive.

So the insider is Aaron Rodgers?

I don't think people care about his covid status. I think people are speculating about what caused blunt force trauma on both the front, back, and top of his head.

I absolutely believe an anonymous source on a gay gossip website!

Thanks to the vaccine and booster shot, he didn't die of Covid.

Even Entertainment Lawyer thinks this is a very unreliable source.

We’re not that gullible, OP.

I hated him so much....

A prostitution whore didn’t like her paycheck and hit him in the head. This isn’t complicated.

r14 is Andrea Barber

BS’s parents and all of his siblings are alive.

Dead

Dead

Dead

Dead

Candace Cameron's quote about being in close contact with his wife, and there have been more questions raised in the last few weeks, but she's is trying to forget that and focus on the man she knew–that reads as they've discovered some things that are unexpected/uncomfortable for the family, and want privacy due to that info.

(Rough rephrase of her quote, I'm too tired to be a good DLer and look it up. Media keeps pulling the "more questions" and not the fact that despite those questions she's focusing on memories, which implies the questions are uncomfortable.)

I'm not surprised Quackers are going to try to plant stories suggesting a left wing family is afraid of his death fueling anti-vax narratives.

Thought it was known it was a relapse/OD.

New theory–he was attempting autoerotic asphyxiation in the shower for easy cleanup, and the apparatus he set up failed, causing him to bash his head on the faucet. Or he had a seizure due to oxygen deprivation, causing him to bash it repeatedly. Or his orgasm was so intense he lost his balance, hit his head, tried to stand, and slipped again. There is also a butt plug involved, because that would probably intensify autoerotic asphyxiation.

He regains consciousness, is confused, disappointed, and doesn't want to seek help because he doesn't feel up to hiding all the porn and whatnot. Climbs into bed, hopes to feel better in the morning, and plans on buttoning his polo shirt to hide the marks on his neck.

His last thoughts are relief that he didn't kill himself by autoerotic asphyxiation, because that would be an embarrassing way to be found dead.

Give this death a rest, he's dead, he's gone, he ain't coming back. Move on already.

"I am a close friend of the Saget family and I will say no more than that...except for this 500-word conspiracy theory about vaccines."

Um...that first sister looks like Bob in a wig.

STFU, Anti-vaxxer OP.

R28 He just quoted. You're right if referring to the one who was quoted.

The other day I was doing a search on Bob Saget on Twitter because it was trending, and I came across this group of self-described groypers talking endlessly about the vaccine causing his death, posting tons of video clips of people supposedly passing out because of the vaccine, but many of the videos were from BEFORE the pandemic.

It's become a huge Q talking point apparently, I'm assuming because there's not a lot of good news on the political front for the Q types.

[quote]the coroner also found a MASSIVE blood clot in a major artery of his heart that certainly would have cause a major heart attack in the near future.

Who cares about the future?

He didn't die in a time machine.

I want to know about NOW and what actually DID kill him.

R31 He was killed by blunt trauma to the head.

[quote]I think what he's implying is that the family doesnt want people speculating that the booster caused his blood clot, not that they believe it actually did cause it

By all means, conceal medical evidence that may save lives, because of the political party you support. Makes perfect sense.

Thanks Joe!

R31 - I know that. I want the specifics.

^ meant R32

I doubt the family is trying to conceal anything. I suspect they don’t want to hear or read speculation about the death of someone they loved, particularly if that death is used as fodder in the ongoing culture wars.

Is R17 stupid or just a liar?

I heard Lor Laughlin stopped by and beat his brains out with a baseball bat.

We killed Bob and Heath. To feed off the blood of the innocent!

[quote] I suspect they don’t want to hear or read speculation about the death of someone they loved, particularly if that death is used as fodder in the ongoing culture wars.

You believe that BS "insider" post about how the Covid vaccine would have killed him if he hadn't accidentally banged his head against a padded headboard?

OP, you sly puss.

The bioweapon obviously killed him, the poor sod.

Them flying spike protenes can do a do a shit-ton of dammage! Damn!

R20 Gay Saget - what a name!

No r41, I don’t. But that’s irrelevant if that speculation is all over the internet. It’s painful to the family in any event.

[quote]Gay Saget - what a name!

I must admit, I thought of Pete "Low-Hangers" Burns when I saw her name.

Well, I heard that Bob Saget donated his eyes to Stevie Wonder.

There is a write up in the Sun today with some more sketchy details. Sounds like sex play gone wrong.

Candace, come get your man.

Definitely no foul play.

[quote] Bob Saget’s parents are not alive.

No, no. See, that’s just what they [italic]want[/italic] you to believe. *click*

[quote]Foul Play Ruled Out

DL isn't talking about foul play. We're talking about sex play!

There was none. Get over it.