It's going to happen one day.
What will be the very last thread and post on DL?
by Anonymous | reply 172 | August 3, 2025 12:33 AM |
And suddenly,
by Anonymous | reply 1 | February 17, 2022 7:17 AM |
Die in a grease fire, cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | February 17, 2022 7:17 AM |
DL will implode if Trump gets back into office or Meghan Markle becomes a senator. Can The DataLounge's dial-up servers with the pearl-white slim-line push-button digital telephone with automatic last-number redial facility cope?!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | February 17, 2022 7:17 AM |
The least thread will be a discussion of the lack of continuity in episodes of "The Golden Girls."
by Anonymous | reply 4 | February 17, 2022 7:21 AM |
Muriel is dead to me thread.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | February 17, 2022 7:26 AM |
Vivian Vance.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | February 17, 2022 7:28 AM |
This will end in tears.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | February 17, 2022 7:28 AM |
Datalounge: So young, so tragic...
by Anonymous | reply 8 | February 17, 2022 7:32 AM |
Helen Lawson is dead to me thread.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | February 17, 2022 7:34 AM |
It was so much better before this…
by Anonymous | reply 10 | February 17, 2022 7:35 AM |
Don Jr as cage meat.
Muriel will finally pull down the whole thing in disgust.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | February 17, 2022 7:35 AM |
Datalounge had hot asses but couldn't live forever.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | February 17, 2022 7:37 AM |
He had a great ass but he couldn't live forever
by Anonymous | reply 13 | February 17, 2022 7:37 AM |
jinx! great minds
by Anonymous | reply 14 | February 17, 2022 7:38 AM |
Yes, I did it!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | February 17, 2022 7:38 AM |
What was that loud BOOM noise?!?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | February 17, 2022 7:39 AM |
Probably something about Datalounge not being as great as it used to be.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | February 17, 2022 7:49 AM |
Restaurant Recommendations For A Slap Up Feast In Sudan
by Anonymous | reply 19 | February 17, 2022 7:52 AM |
Miss Lindsey finally ties the knot. The wedding stories, pics, commentaries, and extensive threads on the topic, causes the DL site to crash beyond recovery.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | February 17, 2022 7:59 AM |
Muriel Has Been Replaced By My Friend Julie
by Anonymous | reply 21 | February 17, 2022 8:16 AM |
My pussy no longer stinks!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | February 17, 2022 9:50 AM |
When the last pencil extant breaks in the last rotor telephone on the last dial up connection. The din will be horrendous. Then all the blocked posters, Brendad Ickson, BILL TAYLOR, &c. will roar up from the gates of Hell and the DL Rapture will take place. I already bought my priority pass (I actually nicked offa Muriel's side piece in the mail room. He's hot, but boy is he dumb!). And reserved a table in the Erebus Terraces Lounge. Booze is gratis.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | February 17, 2022 10:28 AM |
Why?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | February 17, 2022 11:20 AM |
Obviously:
Last thread: DL is DEAD TO ME.
Last Post: Bitch - did we really need another thread on this?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | February 17, 2022 11:59 AM |
I'm sure it will be something horrific 'Did you all just feel that giant explosion? What is that strange smell? I see so much smoke everyw........
by Anonymous | reply 27 | February 17, 2022 12:01 PM |
[bold]Tasteful Friends: Our New Members-Only Clubhouse In The Metaverse [/bold]
—Muriel
Post #600
I still use a flip phone and don't have social media so I am definitely not joining this Metaverse thing. So goodbye cunts! It's been fun!
Post #601
But if you want to chat in the new Clubhouse, I am LudditeBottom54
by Anonymous | reply 28 | February 17, 2022 12:10 PM |
We have sufficient.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | February 17, 2022 12:13 PM |
The sun isn’t getting closer, you sheeple will believe anything.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | February 17, 2022 12:13 PM |
“The sky was so blue that day”
by Anonymous | reply 31 | February 17, 2022 12:32 PM |
R31. Damn you ! You win.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | February 17, 2022 12:36 PM |
But R31, maybe it is in real-time….. “The sky is so blue today………. “ BOOM
by Anonymous | reply 33 | February 17, 2022 12:37 PM |
Goddamn Eldergays! No one cares about Billie Eilish or Season 4 of "White Lotus"
by Anonymous | reply 34 | February 17, 2022 12:52 PM |
R30, R34, that is exactly what I was thinking.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | February 17, 2022 1:15 PM |
“The Pacific Ocean is an insatiable bottom!”
-as a meteor plunges towards the earth
by Anonymous | reply 36 | February 17, 2022 1:16 PM |
Bajour
by Anonymous | reply 37 | February 17, 2022 2:07 PM |
I knew a website named Datalounge.
And then it died.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | February 17, 2022 2:18 PM |
Faggots
by Anonymous | reply 39 | February 17, 2022 2:19 PM |
"BEARKING--Bob Saget's killer is..."
by Anonymous | reply 40 | February 17, 2022 3:09 PM |
"I can't believe that the fat orange menace is still free."
by Anonymous | reply 41 | February 17, 2022 3:11 PM |
So young
by Anonymous | reply 42 | February 17, 2022 3:51 PM |
We're slipping. Nobody has suggested, "DL had a great ass, but it couldn't live forever"?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 17, 2022 4:07 PM |
"Being Gay Cured with A Pill"
by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 17, 2022 4:27 PM |
Gays: What Will Your Trans Name Be?
by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 17, 2022 4:29 PM |
The very last post on the very last thread will be when defacturd finally gets something right... err, correct.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | February 17, 2022 4:42 PM |
What was the first post ever on DL?
by Anonymous | reply 47 | February 17, 2022 4:43 PM |
R47: "Mr. Watson--die in a grease fire!"
by Anonymous | reply 48 | February 17, 2022 4:50 PM |
"Tom Cruise Marries David Miscavige in Private Ceremony"
by Anonymous | reply 49 | February 17, 2022 4:53 PM |
How do you get shart out of silk?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | February 17, 2022 5:05 PM |
Probably the millionth asshole carping about the hausfrau infiltration at DL.
zzzzzzzzzzz
by Anonymous | reply 51 | February 17, 2022 5:15 PM |
"I couldn't eat another thing!"
by Anonymous | reply 52 | February 17, 2022 5:24 PM |
Oh, dear….
by Anonymous | reply 53 | February 17, 2022 5:43 PM |
"What have I missed?"
by Anonymous | reply 54 | February 17, 2022 6:02 PM |
Susan Dey will FINALLY break her silence and issue a statement.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | February 17, 2022 6:06 PM |
"Bye" appearing the day after a site that works reliably, screens out the nutbags, and is moderated to keep posts on track appears.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | February 17, 2022 6:28 PM |
On Friday, no one will ask about me.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | February 17, 2022 6:49 PM |
I finally got all the trolls on Ignore!
Wait, where is everybody?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | February 17, 2022 6:55 PM |
BREAKING: EARTH IS DEAD TO ME!
by Anonymous | reply 60 | February 17, 2022 7:08 PM |
Darfur Orphan eats his fill at Sizzler Steak House!
by Anonymous | reply 61 | February 17, 2022 7:24 PM |
"The world is ending as I type...."
by Anonymous | reply 62 | February 17, 2022 7:26 PM |
Honey, this is Datalounge. Long after the last nuclear bomb has gone off and almost every last human and animal species, including cockroaches, have succumbed to COVID variant Omega, DL queens such as myself shall be posting about rinsed pasta and our beloved Vivian Vance.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | February 17, 2022 7:31 PM |
"A final hiss is heard around and the world"
by Anonymous | reply 64 | February 17, 2022 7:32 PM |
Look at the sky! It’s so bl. . .
by Anonymous | reply 65 | February 17, 2022 7:33 PM |
"Muriel Revealed to be Billy Porter in Chartreuse Taffeta Babydoll Chemise"
by Anonymous | reply 66 | February 17, 2022 7:35 PM |
“Who do I have to blow to get this fucking forum shut down?”
by Anonymous | reply 67 | February 17, 2022 8:28 PM |
Madonna pulled her titties out.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | February 17, 2022 8:32 PM |
Breaking News: pound cake is now back at Dollar Tree, the price is back to $1.00!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | February 17, 2022 8:41 PM |
Moist.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | February 17, 2022 8:42 PM |
R68, that was the very first thread/post.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | February 17, 2022 8:43 PM |
I took it that was the joke R71
by Anonymous | reply 72 | February 17, 2022 8:46 PM |
My favorite radio station played this as their final song when they went off the air and I think it’s fitting here too. Especially with the young, skinny, blond, underage looking twink being probably the archetype object of lust by most on DL, which seems prophetic.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | February 18, 2022 3:47 AM |
[quote] Especially with the young, skinny, blond, underage looking twink
Intriguing. Tell me more.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | February 18, 2022 3:51 AM |
No more trips around the Garden.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | February 18, 2022 3:54 AM |
[quote] Hypernova. A massive star (>30 solar masses, i.e. Chrissy) collapses to form a rotating black hole emitting twin energetic jets and surrounded by an accretion disk. It is a type of stellar explosion that ejects material with an unusually high kinetic energy, an order of magnitude higher than most supernovae, with a luminosity at least 10 times greater.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | February 18, 2022 4:04 AM |
"Skeet Ulrich with Hard Nipples Discovered to be Actual Killer of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman"
Discuss
by Anonymous | reply 77 | February 18, 2022 4:05 AM |
Is he waiting for someone to spit in his mouth, because I will.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | February 18, 2022 4:14 AM |
- Call Brian Buranski!
- You should kept your fucking mouth shut!
- Jimmmaaay!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | February 18, 2022 4:29 AM |
^I'm still traumatized.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | February 18, 2022 4:30 AM |
"Lens Dunham Nude Centerspread in AARP Sparks National Day of Mourning"
by Anonymous | reply 81 | February 18, 2022 4:30 AM |
Oh my!
by Anonymous | reply 82 | February 18, 2022 4:34 AM |
Last thread: Who is this hottie???
Inside is a pic of the blandest, most generic looking Twink you've ever laid your eyes on.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | February 18, 2022 4:38 AM |
"President DeSantis Legalizes Rape of Whites by Whites to Increase Birthright Supporters"
Finally, my work is done.
DJ Trump
by Anonymous | reply 84 | February 18, 2022 4:40 AM |
Last thread. Tasteful friends thread about Darfur Orphan’s mud hut which is listed for 2000 Sudanese Pounds on Zillow.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | February 18, 2022 4:41 AM |
“I’m so happy Klaus Schwab used 5G to forcibly trans me!”
by Anonymous | reply 86 | February 18, 2022 4:44 AM |
[quote] 2000 Sudanese Pounds
That's 1,930 more pounds than I'll ever weigh.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | February 18, 2022 4:45 AM |
"Karen Carpenter Found Alive Inside Hollowed Out Toothpick"
Fat Bitch
-Darfur Orphan
by Anonymous | reply 88 | February 18, 2022 4:50 AM |
The one that gets the board shut down.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | February 18, 2022 4:50 AM |
В соответствии с законом Верхного Совета Американской области Российской Империи о запрете гомосексуализма, доступ к этому сайту навсегда запрещён.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | February 18, 2022 4:53 AM |
"Please tell me where you read Danny Elfman was a control freak and batterer!"
by Anonymous | reply 91 | February 18, 2022 4:54 AM |
"Ellen Page Transitions Back to Female"
It fell off.
-P Stone
by Anonymous | reply 92 | February 18, 2022 5:05 AM |
When the Russian trolls here post the launch codes.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | February 18, 2022 5:19 AM |
I hated you more.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | February 18, 2022 5:34 AM |
Verificatia complete.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | February 18, 2022 5:38 AM |
Can you imagine the shriek that will emit when we log on to DL and see "This Domain For Sale"? The streets will be choked with discarded caftans.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | February 18, 2022 5:51 AM |
It will all end with the Princess Diana death scream.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | February 18, 2022 5:55 AM |
"You'll Always Be My Sisters- Always."- As DL comes to an end, what memories will you wrap yourself in when the world seems cold?
"What Have You Learned, Dorothy?"- As we prepare to leave DL, what invaluable information or lessons have you learned here and will carry with you throughout the rest of your life?
"I Think I'll Miss You Most of All"- As we say goodbye to DL, what will you miss the most about our little anonymous corner of the internet?
"Goodbye My Girls"- I can't believe DL is ending! I'm going to miss you bitches and cunts so fucking much!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | February 18, 2022 6:19 AM |
Incoming missiles: What looks good on third degree burns?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | February 18, 2022 6:49 AM |
There should be a datalounge book release for the 30th year anniversary
by Anonymous | reply 101 | February 18, 2022 7:37 AM |
The replies to this thread are extraordinary. Whilst reading R99, I had either a vision or an anuerysm, of a DL commencement ceremony. All the famous members walking on to a stage in graduation gowns where Muriel hands out the "Spirit" awards. BILL TAYLOR accompanied by Goofy made me stop and post this.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | February 18, 2022 8:12 AM |
"To all the men I've loved before...."
by Anonymous | reply 103 | February 18, 2022 7:29 PM |
The way DL is going probably some dumb right wing screed against trans women.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | February 18, 2022 7:30 PM |
I FINALLY figured out how to properly quote another poster and DL shuts down!
by Anonymous | reply 105 | February 18, 2022 8:31 PM |
Lets Be GONE
by Anonymous | reply 106 | February 18, 2022 8:41 PM |
* kisses doll *
by Anonymous | reply 107 | February 18, 2022 8:56 PM |
Why was Linda Lavin so hard to work with?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | February 18, 2022 10:56 PM |
Cher, Cockroaches Expire. Film At Eleven.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | February 24, 2022 11:54 PM |
Bearking: Blinded By The Light
by Anonymous | reply 110 | February 25, 2022 12:07 AM |
Farewell...you fat whores!
by Anonymous | reply 111 | February 25, 2022 12:10 AM |
Ukraine is a nothingburger - just you wait.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | February 25, 2022 12:11 AM |
The sky was so blue today.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | February 25, 2022 12:11 AM |
England's King George is Dead to Me
His husband and sister Charlotte were at his side when he passed. Scotland, Wales and N Ireland leaving the kingdom was quite a blow to him.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | February 25, 2022 12:12 AM |
404
URL Not Found
by Anonymous | reply 115 | February 25, 2022 3:35 AM |
And just like that…
by Anonymous | reply 116 | February 25, 2022 3:40 AM |
MAR..
by Anonymous | reply 117 | February 25, 2022 3:43 AM |
Bearking: Harry Files for Divorce, claims cruelty in papers.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | February 26, 2022 10:38 PM |
This thread does not exist.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | February 27, 2022 2:47 AM |
"Boulder Colorado Police have announced the irrefutable death bed written confession of Mrs. Patty Ramsey to the murder of her daughter Jon Benet has been given to us by her attorney. Case closed"
by Anonymous | reply 121 | March 4, 2022 2:11 PM |
To drain, or not to drain? That is the question...
by Anonymous | reply 122 | March 4, 2022 3:37 PM |
Julianne Moore. Seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | June 5, 2022 8:16 AM |
I have had sufficient.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | June 5, 2022 8:50 AM |
‘Not with a bang, but with a Princess Diana death scream.’
by Anonymous | reply 125 | June 5, 2022 9:02 AM |
Isn't it obvious? Vivian Vance.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | June 5, 2022 9:05 AM |
Putin will never
by Anonymous | reply 127 | June 5, 2022 8:23 PM |
The Sussex Divorce.
The traffic will destroy the site and it will have to be rebuilt with new technology.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | June 6, 2022 10:47 AM |
Last post: "Oh, shit."
by Anonymous | reply 129 | June 6, 2022 11:23 AM |
Why hasn't there been a revival of " Follies"?
by Anonymous | reply 130 | June 6, 2022 11:30 AM |
Fuck Mediapolis!!! Fuck Muriel!!! DL Forever!!!
by Anonymous | reply 131 | June 6, 2022 11:31 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 132 | June 6, 2022 11:35 AM |
The Darfur orphan is dead to me!
by Anonymous | reply 133 | June 6, 2022 11:39 AM |
This too will end in tears.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | June 6, 2022 11:43 AM |
Last post: MARY!!!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | June 6, 2022 11:56 AM |
Apockalyptic -oh dear.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | June 6, 2022 12:08 PM |
He has rizen!
by Anonymous | reply 137 | August 2, 2025 2:38 AM |
It will be something about the Golden Girls.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | August 2, 2025 2:41 AM |
The ROBOT OVERLORDS are here!!! The ROBOT OVERLORDS are here!! Run!! Save yourselves!!!......... (((((((end of transmission)))))))
by Anonymous | reply 139 | August 2, 2025 2:47 AM |
Robut.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | August 2, 2025 2:48 AM |
Alone at last.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | August 2, 2025 2:52 AM |
When it happens, I hope we get some sort of notice - you know like Cher farewell tours.
I would actually be incredibly heartbroken if I tried the URL and discovered it was just gone.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | August 2, 2025 3:03 AM |
It will be a move to Canada
by Anonymous | reply 143 | August 2, 2025 3:15 AM |
Snark will come from AI.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | August 2, 2025 3:17 AM |
OP, jerking off again to "how str8" Miss Shawn Mendes is or another Froy/Zane post with too many pics of Froy.
Or how Clamdaya rules& she and Miss Holland will eventually get married.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | August 2, 2025 3:34 AM |
Oh, Muriel added a new button!
by Anonymous | reply 146 | August 2, 2025 4:46 AM |
[quote] Oh, Muriel added a new button!
It's the edit feature, silly!
by Anonymous | reply 147 | August 2, 2025 4:47 AM |
A thread where everyone agrees that the new production of Follies is the best ever, in every way.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | August 2, 2025 5:15 AM |
Pop up message: You have used all your complementary thread views for this website. A daily subscription fee is now required for unlimited access.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | August 2, 2025 5:18 AM |
Manvox? Man nasty!
by Anonymous | reply 150 | August 2, 2025 5:22 AM |
Probably one of those stupid threads beginning with "let's be..."
by Anonymous | reply 151 | August 2, 2025 6:07 AM |
Not sure what the last thread will be…
But the last few posts will certainly be two queens arguing either off-topic or arguing at length about the most boring and trivial detail of a previous post.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | August 2, 2025 6:48 AM |
"It's A Cookbook!"
by Anonymous | reply 153 | August 2, 2025 2:54 PM |
Bajour.
by Anonymous | reply 154 | August 2, 2025 4:50 PM |
Would Audra or Patti be a better Sally in "Follies"?
by Anonymous | reply 155 | August 2, 2025 4:50 PM |
SJP to come out with yet another sequel to 'Sex and the City': "It's time to see what the gals are up to in their nineties and if Carrie has yet found true love," star announces
by Anonymous | reply 156 | August 2, 2025 4:53 PM |
Stephen Miller knows about us…
by Anonymous | reply 158 | August 2, 2025 6:44 PM |
My pussy stinks.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | August 2, 2025 6:46 PM |
How I've defied aging. I'm 75 but look 35.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | August 2, 2025 7:46 PM |
Madonna is dead to me! Fat whores rejoice!
by Anonymous | reply 161 | August 2, 2025 7:51 PM |
What’s that smell?
by Anonymous | reply 162 | August 2, 2025 7:52 PM |
Don’t be ridiculous. Blobfish can’t hurt anyo
by Anonymous | reply 163 | August 2, 2025 7:54 PM |
Last post:
I knew someone who posted on DL. And then he died.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | August 2, 2025 8:26 PM |
Sho longh!
by Anonymous | reply 165 | August 2, 2025 8:46 PM |
Those Liza posts never get old-LOL
by Anonymous | reply 166 | August 2, 2025 9:13 PM |
Did anyone else get that emergency alert on their phone about missiles? Whatever! Interrupted my viewing of " A Summer Place " on TMC. Later gators !
by Anonymous | reply 167 | August 2, 2025 9:37 PM |
"DL is DEAD to me!"
by Anonymous | reply 168 | August 3, 2025 12:13 AM |
WHET to Galactic Governor X’yzrk? It’s like everyone in Colony IX2802 just forgot about him. He had a hot ass but he couldn’t live forever.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | August 3, 2025 12:16 AM |
"After all these years, and all my well documented travels and adventures, as of today, I have now been to me. No yacht. No champagne. 2/5 stars,"
by Anonymous | reply 170 | August 3, 2025 12:28 AM |
And just like that...
by Anonymous | reply 171 | August 3, 2025 12:32 AM |
A trans woman of color typed the first word of the last sentence.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | August 3, 2025 12:33 AM |