Jake Gyllenhaal bad photos in Esquire Italy

Is he still a thing?

He looks handsome and masculine

Jake Gyllenhaal: tutto frocio?

He looks great, especially shot #2. Doesn't look high. He's always had bedroom eyes.

I've always thought he is really odd looking, not conventionally handsome at all.

Why are you always cruel to my beloved Jakey?

OP is not as pretty as Jake.

I like photo #3. Looks like he’s waiting for me to blow him.

He’s upset about Zendaya moving in on his man.

I think he looks fantastic. Love the cover photo and the red shirt cover. If you don't want him, I'll take him. (Not that I stand a chance LOL)

He’s always been ugly to me. Long face and close set eyes. His nose is oddly shaped too. Decent body but I don’t get the hotness.

I think that this is part of a trend in which actors are not as primped, coiffed and edited into oblivion as before. Alexander Skarsgard's photoshoot for Interview magazine is similar: unflatteringly shot so every wrinkle and defect is made evident. I agree twith R5 when he says that jake is more striking-looking than handsome, but he is aging well. He definitely looks 41, but not completely wrecked without make up as many actors do, nor like a plastic surgery mutant. In short, he's achieving a good balance.

He’s perpetually awkward. They have tried for years to make him a big star and it never works!

He looks gay in those pictures.

We have the same watch.

He's becoming Javier Bardem

I do not understand how/why he is a "star" in any conventional sense in 2022. He is not box office. He does not sell tickets.

At this point, he is more famous for being famous than for any of his work.

OP is high as fuck and fat as fug.

If those were bad photos, then good photos will never exist.

[quote] At this point, he is more famous for being famous than for any of his work.

Are you sure about that? Do you realise the guy has worked almost every single year from 2001? And most of his work is solid. How many actors can say the same thing?

Gurl is trying waaay too hard in those pics

Could you all please shut up? I'm trying to masturbate to these pics.

He and his sister are homely.

Do you think his career has suffered or benefitted from Brokeback?

Do you this HE thinks his career suffered or benefitted from Brokeback?

Unlike Ledger, he doesn't seem to be able to escape it. Then again, Ledger's approach probably is not the best, you know, dying and all.

He was wise to do Brokeback, did tons of interviews, and was elevated in the industry. It was a class project that should have won best picture.

He used to look like KD Lang

Nepotism baby

Someone here once said that Jake looks like he’s missing a chromosome and I quite agree.

Hot hot hot.

His ugliness must be why all the fashion houses have wanted him for covers and photoshoots for the last two decades.

R27 I mean all men by definition have a denatured X chromosome, so...

I liked the movie he made with Rene Russo.

But how does his cock look?

I don't know, I was facing the other way.

She looks extremely dirty. No doubt she has severe stanky pussy.

[quote]Looks like he’s waiting for me to blow him.

Pitter-patter r8.

What B movie is he selling now?

For once, I’d like to see a rich, good-looking, famous star unabashedly, openly smile.

Who has more reason to do so?

Fuck these artsy, brooding, half-smile fake poses.

Ambulance, r36. Directed by Michael Bay. Yes, that Michael Bay.

The photographer and photo editors decide what gets published.

I find he and his sister to be smug, condescending assholes. He peaked with Brokeback.

I would like to plug his tight, hairy hole.

[quote]He looks gay in those pictures.

This implies there are pictures in which he doesn't look gay.

His sister Maggie is really ugly.

R22, they are both good actors and classy people. You can't have it all

He looks good.

Why do OPs need to WRITE BALDFACED LIES in trolling statements to open discussion threads?? Hmmm? Who invented this idiotic rhetorical style? Well?

Seen worse.

Hot pecs and biceps, flat stomach and strong thighs. Oh, and a huge movie star. He'll do.

Those photos of Alexander Skaarsgard are horrific. That photographer must truly despise him.

Although I'm not a huge fan of Jake and don't consider him handsome, at least these photos are interesting and showcase him favorabley.

He looks amazing

Good looking mahu.

^^favorably

Ang Lee said Gyllenhaal was very "tricky" to photograph. He has asymmetrical features, not to mention the wonky eye and garbage can sized head. His face can appear cartoonish. His hair is his saving grace.

^ Really?

What a horrible unphotogenic monshter!

Uh, yeah, he's a fuggo. Definitely.

I'm never a fuggo!

This is the 3rd recent thread on this has been. Why?

Ever notice you never see him and k.d.lang in the same room?

Always thought Gyllenhaal was one of those guys who looks less masculine when photographed with women and more masculine when photographed with men. Strange.

R60 Not really.

^ Unfair. Sevigny didn't have foreskin.

^ And Dunst only had one testicle.

he got a big 'ol cock too

Shut up, Tom!

R63 Calling bullshit. I have 3 testicles.

Real question: why do you think he looks high, OP?

In fact I think he looks rather exhausted and low energy

Nella stessa edizione, Esquire scrive di PENE!

Scroll down to Esquire Italia n.18.

R31 Iiked both films he made with Rene Russo Velvet Buzzsaw and even better Nightcrawler both directed by Rene's husband

Remember all that Toothy Tile bullshit?

[quote]why do you think he looks high...I think he looks rather exhausted

It's a fine line.

@r37, "For once, I’d like to see a rich, good-looking, famous star unabashedly, openly smile. "

For Della...

Thank You, r72

R72 Oye vey! Jewish crows feet.

Homely AF.

Certainly not conventionally handsome, but apparently appeals to a small segment of the population.

He's a decent actor, but I have never gotten the hype. He's been very lucky in his career to have landed some good roles. He could have easily ended up as a day player.

@r74, "Oye vey! Jewish crows feet. "

Those are character lines, dammit

[quote]Homely AF.

You're STILL posting on DL, Helen Keller?

Jakey stating his boundaries: fuck off Swifties! And it’s your responsibility, TayTay!

Now this one qualifies him for ‘Unconventionally Goodlooking’

R78. = Jake’s mommy.

R81= Same old troll.

I am working overtime to comfort my dear Jakey thanks to you mean girls.

No, really, thanks!

His mouth looks sunken in some of those photos. Is he Toothless now?

The 10- minute Saga/Dirge to the Love that Could Have Been

R82 = Jake’s PR stooge.

Hey R81, it's me, Jakey. After all your dedicated trolling I have come to realize how right you are, and how worthless I am. How foolish it has been for me to accept huge multimillion dollar paychecks for commercial blockbusters like Michael Bay's AMBULANCE (yes that Michael Bay) only so I can appear in art films, expand and challenge myself with work on the stage, and support my own passion projects. And why do these designers and stylists insist I wear their couture art pieces and be in their ads, magazine covers and glamorous photo layouts. It's been a terrible life, being a part of the art world, making bank hand over fist, all the while having access to an endless supply of the most beautiful lovers I could ever want. What a terrible existence. Thank you, troll R86, for putting me in my place.

Your humble Jakey,

R72 Good fucking Queef she looks terrible in that picture. As ugly as his super fug sister Maggot Gyllenhaal.

He needs a whole new makeover. A flattering, shorter haircut and a new wardrobe, would benefit him tremendously. He’s so severe looking, it ages him.

That's just the shot of me depositing a check from Michael Bay, which will afford me to do whatever I want in the next six years.

R87 The one thing the closeted bitch is not is HUMBLE.

R87/R90 I know JG. JG is a friend of mine. I've fucked JG. I've married JG. JG is the father Of my child. You're no JG R87

Thank you for the teenage fan girl photo collage.

^ Mazel Tov.

^ It took you six hours to photoshop that image? You're not wasting your life.

that photo really just looks like he needs a new oil-free cleanser.

Great hair

Best he’s looked in a while. He’s got a full head of dark hair not a hint of grey. Probably just for men. And waxes his bum n tittys still like in jarhead or whatever. Flat bum on him.

R94, can you help us with some magazine covers?

Method Acting

Confused

[quote]He’s got a full head of dark hair not a hint of grey. Probably just for men.

Some men don't go grey. I'm a few years older than Jake and still have a full head of hair with no grey.

R93 No teenage girls here, only middle age Frau girls like you still crushing on this Hebrew has-been.

R13 is this another aspie taurus and aspie gemini theory?

R70 I thought toothy tile was Chris Evans because of his large teeth.

I think "Toothy Tile" predated Chris Evans's career.

he looks ugly. he really needs to cut his hair, long hair does not look good on him at all. it makes him look unkempt

R107 I think it looks cute on him. He should have it for a while longer. I hope he doesn't trim his chesthair like Evans...

he doesn't look bad at all. you're just jeallous, Mary.

He looks like a Muppet - it comes down to his floppy hair, no lips and the proportion of his head to his body.

He is ugly, but he is still hotter than his fuggo sister. That bitch looks like she hit every branch falling out of the ugly tree and then the whole tree fell on top of her.

JG is Super Sexy as always.

R111 She's a great actress but her face does look like a crumpled lunch bag.

Why is this hate crime of a thread still active?

Don't you slags know that my darling Jakey is sensitive? I've had to spend hours cradling him, gently playing with his hair, and assuring him that he is sexy, his hole is tight, and his dick tastes good. I'm more exhausted than Roxane Gay!

Because we are NOT one of his FANS!