Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley Are OVER!

Aaron would’ve been happier if Shailene had a dick.

A double ended dildo would have saved this relationship.

I said they'd wait a respectable six months after the Super Bowl and then quietly end it, but I was way off! It's much trashier and ridiculous this way, so I'm not complaining.

He grew his own beard.

i do not follow this or read threads.

yes, he is gay.

This guy has had five girlfriends since KL. He put football first? They were only together for six months, they make it sound like they were together for years.

I knew he couldn't quit me. 🍆💦💦💦

Nooooo! Sad day for heterosexual young love

Who will get custody of the clay and jars of urine?

Shailene can now go after pussy, which is what she really likes. Come out of the closet already.

Love them and leave them. What a playboy. He makes fellow athletes and rap artists look like Monks!

Woodley really ruined her already dodgy reputation in Hollywood. Hopefully she was paid well.

WHY can’t he just go back to the “my private life is private” way of living like he did pre-2014 and stop with this bearding shit that nobody believes? It’s just embarrassing.

The article said something about him putting balls first.

He has the next six months off so I love how the article says they are too busy and couldn't make time for each other.

I don't understand why she is a star and I'm not.

I'm going to take the rest of the day off work to cry about this.

Jack Nasty!

Oh no! If these two kids can’t make it, what hope is there for love in this cold, dark world?

He a GAAAAY!! He buy Ass Master magazine!

Ultimately, Shailene and Aaron “couldn’t make it work,” a second insider explains. “There were too many obstacles."

Actually, there was just one really big one.

This is tragic news.

Aaron Rodgers looks like a gay man to me.

Hopefully he throws himself into working out... with Shawn Mendes.

And now begins Shailene’s journey to rediscovering the joys of getting fucked.

He's an election-denier.

Do we have to claim him as our own?! Can’t we just leave him to the straights?

I like Shailene Woodley as an actress, but man, she has a weird, pinched face. She was cute as a teen, I’m not sure what happened. Did she get her eyes and nose done and they didn’t turn out well?

I wondered if this was just lower-tier rag BS but it's in People now, too.

The bearding contract made them both weirder than usual, and fugger than usual so, it's time for it to go.

NEXT!

What was the final straw for her? The Joe Rogen interview?

He goes for youngish guys with dark hair (Kevin, Nick Jonas, and Harry Styles). Shawn Mendes would be a great pick.

They’re both single so they could cruise chicks together.

#Wingmen

I am stunned. If these two staunch hetereosexuals can't make hetereosexual love work who can?

Is Joshua Bassett ready to date?

Maybe he'll cut his hair now. He's been looking pretty rough lately.

He should probably eat... a dick.

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Humanity's collective gene pool can now breathe a great sigh of relief that there shan't be any Woodley-Rodgers created in the future.

It's conscious unbearding.

First of all Cory Booker leaves his girlfriend and now Aaron Rodgers. Somebody hook these two swell guys up!!!

He’s a nutter. I’ve lost interest. He now just seems gross and shady.

Aaron's first post-breakup call will be to Joe Rogaine, so they can practice some of those homoerotic MMA moves and give each other Ivermectin enemas.

[quote]First of all Cory Booker leaves his girlfriend and now Aaron Rodgers. Somebody hook these two swell guys up!!!

I was thinking that too! But then I suppose the holidays are over, its generally a slow time of year...time to shave the beard!

R45 & R42 No; just no. Booker deserves someone better than Rodgers. Booker seems like a righteous cat; he has good hygiene; he's had his shots, and isn't one of the greasy clay-eating set. He's also far too smart for a featherbrain like Rodgers.

R44 THIS on the other hand, I could see!

Aaron, bud. Call me. We can talk about how our women just don't get us, bro.

Being with him was starting to not be such a good look for her. Closeted or not, he's revealed himself to be a total douche, so I'm not surprised she bolted.

So...sudden

Wearing a strap on with the lights off just wasn’t her thing.

look at Aaron Rodgers leaving Shailene Woodley's place...

He should date Zendaya next.

Good. Can't stand either of them, but I like seeing Shailene's smug attitude being brought down a notch or two.

Is Renee Zellweger too old for Aaron?

I'm available!

R54 She's still very much with Ant Anstead.

Renee and Zendaya are already in situationships. Give Julianne Hough something to do.

Is there a bearding academy? How do they train these young women to beard?

Like a My Fair Lady charm school where they are instructed in the finer arts of how to show up for paparazzi and how to ignore the live in boyfriend (er, assistant)?

How much do they make? Is there an actual contract?

A match made in bizarro heaven.

Isn't Zendaya the one who requires a beard/merkin?

They've never met. The checks were sent directly to her business manager.

People are getting tired of this guy. He just seems intrinsically assy.

She's pretty assy herself.

He just needs a Rent-a-Beard for events 'n stuff.

[quote]Renee and Zendaya are already in situationships. Give Julianne Hough something to do.

Julianne is already “close” with Ben Barnes, and of course at one time was “with” Ryan Seacrest.

Julianne Hough outed Jonathan Bennett. She's on no one's beard list.

R31 I think it was the election denying. That's a big no no in her in her industry of employment. She was still trying to defend him at the beginning of his vaccine debacle. She started inching away when he wanted to double down like Trumpoid but when he went full tilt Q you didn't hear from her again.

In a few months he'll get around to Olivia Culpo when she gets bored with Christian McCaffrey.

I'll always remember where I was that day when I heard this. The sky was so blue...

Don't think he'd want to be seen with another QB's sloppy seconds.

How many fake engagements is this guy going to have?

Camila Cabello and Taylor Swift are BOTH available.

r54 Leave Renee alone

It’s really getting embarrassing: beard, breakup, beard, breakup, beard, breakup…get some courage.

Maybe Carl Nassib can dump that girly twink he parades around and find true love with Aaron. They're both seemingly Log Cabins.

^ I'd like their logs in my cabin.

Is Jessie J or Michelle Rodriguez available?

Does Shailene Woodley still sunbathe with her pussy facing the sun? 🤮

see, hereto relationship is more newsworthy! even breakups will make headlines everywhere, for homosexual relationships you have to search pinknews for who is with whom or who and who are no longer together etc

No wonder "bearding" is still needed for celebrities, it's worth it!

What is she doing with clay? She’s eating it?

She poops out more clay in a day than the kilns of The Great British Pottery Throw Down have in the last five series.

Olivia texting Shailene tonight, "Girl, if you need to talk, just call."

Which one of you bitches run this Twitter account to troll people?

R77 Ha! Shailene Woodley's sun-cured Tuna Carpaccio is most worthy of an entry into the "Celebrity Food" thread.

I was wondering how this relationship could possibly work if one party works in Hollywood where almost everyone is a liberal or supports the Dems and the other one is a freak who talks about stolen elections, Ivermectine, doing his own research and worships right-wing hosts and the Orange clown. I bet all her friends and colleagues were throwing some major shade after his podcast appearances and giggling like kindergartners behind her back.

Well, place your bets gentlemen. Will he get another beard before the training season of the new teams suck with his whining ass? Or will this be a new type of beard hunt season because he will be complaining and crying about all his time trying to find a team that loves him, making beard stalking impossible?

DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

R85 his bearding contract will receive fewer bids than before, girls will have to think about being associated with an antivaxxer, might not worth the trouble.

I say he goes Asian beard next . I know every time I see a hot white guy with an Asian girl , thats the first 5himg I think

This is such disappointing news, because these two insufferable dolts really seem perfect for each other.

[quote]Well, place your bets gentlemen. Will he get another beard before the training season of the new teams suck with his whining ass? Or will this be a new type of beard hunt season because he will be complaining and crying about all his time trying to find a team that loves him, making beard stalking impossible?

Depends if he retires this year or keeps playing.

Did she keep the ring?

R91, He will not retire. He is too much of a drama queen.

Who saw this happen? Except everyone with a brain.

R92 pretty sure she never saw the ring on his cock!

Della, we’d like your thoughts!

Della’s probably too depressed over the news to talk about it tonight. She’ll respond tomorrow.

Aaron will move on to a fine woman, after a yearlong sabbatical hiking with buddies. Several buddies. In the woods. Shailene will shave her head and start a feminist blog about adjusting your car's transmission to lower carbon monoxide. She will then co-produce a film on the Dinah Shore Golf Tournament Championship, sponsored by Chevron.

At this point I actually hope Aaron isn't gay

R98 Nice try, but you aren’t Della.

R88, I rarely see hot white guys with Asian women. Munn is half Asian btw.

I’m not sure if he’s gay, but this relationship was definitely suspect. Similarly to DiCaprio, each relationship looks more and more unnatural.

[quote] I say he goes Asian beard next.

Aaron, stand strong. I have a fine marriage with former Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao. (I WRECK her pussy and she loves it--ok, that's code for her golf partner eats her out but you get my meaning)

I tried to tell you guys...

I'm free now too, Aaron! And you're just my type...

The cock wants what the cock wants.

Will the real "Miss Rodgers" come out now?

He's getting tiresome.

^ I'll say :(

[quote]He's an election-denier.

And for him, she was an erection-denier.

She is such a dog.

I disagree, R110. I think Aaron is still quite sexy.

They were engaged? Had they set a wedding date?

Aaron Rodgers as a "Critical Thinker" who believes in "Body Autonomy" He would really be better off with someone who doesn't speak English and a lifetime supply of English cucumbers.

"They were engaged? Had they set a wedding date? "

Yeah, the 12th of never

Any love for younger brother Jordan?

Jordon is better looking, but a right-wing fundie like the rest of the family

He’ll go the Steve Young route by having several engagements and subsequent breakups. Then, a scandal will be quashed by his handlers; then and only then will he actually marry.

Hopefully this mean he's going to start showering and wearing deodorant again.

Aaron cleaned up just fine when he guest hosted Jeopardy!.

Probably bullshit (it’s BG!), but it does make some sense…

Now that we’ve passed Valentine’s Day, let’s take a look at some couples for whom the chocolates and hearts and flowers are permanently over.

Our first celebrity breakup is a couple we’ve talked about before.

We made it clear that their relationship was one that was rooted in practicality rather than love.

It was a double-bearding situation and they both benefited a lot from this straight relationship.

We will note that they genuinely did enjoy each other’s company and became close friends.

As their friendship progressed, they “double dated” and went on a lot of vacations together. There were lots of athletic beach photos of the fit couple enjoying themselves.

They bonded over how difficult it was to be gay in their chosen professions.

He was pretty mixed up about who he was. She helped him find some clarity and helped him feel like it was okay to be gay.

Not out… but okay.

It actually makes sense that she was a good person to help him with that. We think that his past beards were straight. Thus, they might have known who he was and willingly bearded for him, but it would have been difficult for them to understand what he was really going through internally.

She did understand. And the relationship grew.

They trusted each other enough to seriously talk about getting married and having a child together.

While non-traditional, that arrangement could have worked. Since they genuinely liked and trusted each other, either of those events would have enabled them to maintain their hetero bona fides forever.

Alas, those good vibes did not last forever. The fakery got to be too much.

He was going through some sh*t and he thought that she should be more supportive of him even if she didn’t always agree with him. She didn’t want to fake that part. That annoyed him because they were faking everything else.

That’s an interesting point. We know our man is very big on loyalty, so perhaps her selective fakeness felt like disloyalty to him.

He started backing out of both the wedding plans and the baby plans and avoiding her.

She knew it was over. I wouldn’t say she was heartbroken. More like disappointed.

Of course, their breakup is being blamed on the usual: work commitment, timing, distance.

But now you know that it was an arrangement that just didn’t work for the long run.

They don’t hate each other or anything like that. They will just go back to their old lives.

She’ll go back to movies and TV.

He’ll go back to throwing those all-male beach house parties.

He did keep the beach house, didn’t he?

Similar: The Beach House Secret

Couple:

[Optional] Do you think he will ever come out? What do you think will happen to him, both personally and professionally?

*means he

I don't buy that blind. Shailene and Aaron are more alike than they are different.

Conscious unbearding my day.

Fuck you racist r88 r101 r102

Anyone want to comment on the info in this link?

I’m heartbroken.

"Chicken hawk"? I haven't heard that term since this little guy tried to fuck Foghorn Leghorn

Shailene looks like 45 year old haufrau from Long Guyland.

I guess that neither Aaron nor Harry had problems dealing with each other’s B.O.

Have there been two more obnoxious preeners in recent days than these two?

Good riddance.

r84 You meant to type "where one party is a heterosexual woman and the other is a deeply closeted gay man with mental issues."

They both look like they smell really bad.

Sometimes you can tell just by looking at certain people that they have poor hygiene.

[quote]R84 You meant to type "where one party is a heterosexual woman and the other is a deeply closeted gay man with mental issues."

A heterosexual woman, you say?

From the moment I first saw Shailene, she screamed gay to me. My guess is that they met and became good friends, had lots in common and truly enjoyed spending time together as friends/buds. They decided to play it up as a "relationship" because it was beneficial to both their PRs and they were having a good time together. However, his bullshit became too much for her hippy-dippy senses and they both agreed to call "time" on the "relationship." End of story/contract.

Nah. They're probably both bisexual.

[quote] his bullshit became too much for her hippy-dippy senses and they both agreed to call "time" on the "relationship." End of story/contract.

NFL training camps start in April, I am sure Aaron did want to have spend all that time between now and then with her.

[quote]Nah. They're probably both bisexual.

Hi, everyone is bisexual troll.

I hear Aaron Rodgers' mother is very upset. This was the third mother of the groom dress she bought that she's never going to wear

And this was the third wedding she was not invited to...

^ She wasn't coming to ours either

R138- she can just put it back in the closet and open to bring it out someday, along with Aaron

I think he talks to his family again. He’s building a house in TN where his brother lives. His father also said that there’s been progress.

Aaron's parents recently revealed that they have been in communication with him and the ice is slowly melting.

R143 So basically he’s never going to be his “authentic self.” Because his fundie MAGA family would never accept that.

Here's a fun trip down memory lane for you youngsters. From 2013.

I read that his estrangement from his family is such that he has skipped weddings and his grandfather's funeral.

[Quote] Hi, everyone is bisexual troll.

If their relationship were strictly business, Shailene wouldn't have jumped in with those cringe comments disparaging a random man's feet/dick size. No publicist would recomment that as a strategy.

And Olivia Munn was very salty in that podcast interview she gave. Again, a beard would not do that. It would be bad for business.

None of this means that Aaron Rodgers and Kevin Lanfisi (sp?) weren't boning... It just means that Aaron's personal life is messy and not a simple series of business relationship with his girlfriends

Aaron Rodgers PR intern ^

R146 That’s true. And the estrangement and “girlfriends” started right after the Kevin stuff got out. If he is talking to his family again, I’m guessing he’s never going to be his authentic self. I don’t see his parents accepting it. His dad seems like a complete asshole.

Are they financially dependent on Aaron? If so, he can cut them off…I would.

[quote] I’m guessing he’s never going to be his authentic self.

Maybe deeply closeted, scared homosexual IS his authentic self. Just like anti-vax, election-denying narcissist is also a part of his authentic self. Really, the world couldn't stand any more authenticity from the guy.

R148, the professed uncertainty in R147's post about how to spell Kevin's surname (which was given in the link at R145) was a nice touch.

Is he Jewish, like Saline?

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[quote]Cuntliene “just so happened” to get papped today in Malibu. Probably stopped by Aaron’s home to pick up her final paycheck for this failed arrangement.

It may not have been a failed arrangement. It's possible that the contract was set to expire shortly after the Super Bowl.

R155 By failed arrangement, I mean that neither of them got good publicity from this arrangement - especially her after his Deplorable beliefs were revealed.

R151 Anti-soap, and shampoo denying as well.

I think Kevin popped back up on insta (I looked him up out of curiosity) but for the love of god leave the guy alone. Looking good and thriven i might add.

I don't know what to think about the rumors throughout the years. For me personally, I think it's wishful thinking. But what nobody can deny, is the shift Aaron's demeanor. He was so much happier and 'normal' when Kevin was around. Whatever their relationship was, who's to say. There was the wholesome Aaron with kevin, and the one we're dealing with now.

[quote]For me personally, I think it's wishful thinking.

That's often true on DL, but not always. And definitely not in this case. His history of "dating" professional beards speaks for itself.

[quote]I think Kevin popped back up on insta (I looked him up out of curiosity) but for the love of god leave the guy alone. Looking good and thriven i might add.

Is he really married and with a kid, or was that all a rumor? Because some people were saying that the “wedding” photos were actually a photo shoot. And what gives you the impression he’s “thriving”? He also looked like he was “thriving” when he was wearing Aaron’s ring, going on vacations on Aaron’s dime, getting concert tickets thanks to Aaron, going to award shows thanks to Aaron, etc. In other words, anyone can make their life look great on social media.

If Kevin identified as gay, we would have a tell all by now. Hell hath no fury like a gay boyfriend scorned. If Kevin and Aaron were fucking, they were in the same boat, i.e. closeted bisexuals.

Aaron is not bisexual, idiot at R161. If he were, he wouldn't have needed to hire all the professional beards he's spent perfectly good money on.

Why else would Olivia Munn complain about his bedroom skills? Beards don't do that.

^ So, Aaron Rodgers isn't Gay, he's just a lousy lay? Ok

Has Christian proposed to Olivia yet after 3 years of dating? If not, I can see her dumping him very soon and stating to beard for this guy

[Quote] So, Aaron Rodgers isn't Gay, he's just a lousy lay? Ok

His interest aren't exclusively homosexual, no...

I looked up kevin's instagram. I'm not sure if it's a real account. If so, he follows Aaron's dad and 2 brothers. How wierd, Just can't let go much...

Aaron shared a positive message

R168 I just Googled that guy - he seems like another flake.

R169: Aubrey is the hunky he-man type [2nd from right], but definitely too old for Aaron though Lolz

Nice legs.

Maybe he should fashion some sort of compromise…, say, Lia Thomas?…

Lia is too butch for Aaron! He likes the more cutie boyband type

Sigh…

Shawn is probably too tall.

R170, The guy on the left forgot his dentures.

I always thought she was gay.

[quote]Why else would Olivia Munn complain about his bedroom skills? Beards don't do that.

She was obviously angry at him about something, that's why she hinted he was gay, complained that he was bad in bed, said that his family was awful and that's why they broke up, etc. All very personal stuff. That doesn't mean she was in a real relationship with him, it just means she was angry with him. Given all the games she plays in the press, it could mean that her last check bounced or it could mean that she was legitimately a scorned girlfriend. No one knows.

R174, back when he still looked pretty good.

R179, Aaron cleans up just fine, as he did when guest hosting Jeopardy!.

What do the non-DLers in StraightLand think of his longer, greasier hair?

Some comments from mostly not famous folk:

[quote] My daughter, Brenna, says Rodgers looks “grody.” A few years ago, Brenna said Rodgers was handsome and raved about his dimples. Not anymore.

[quote] “He looks like he’s gonna give me a sweet deal on a Winnebago if I close today.”

[quote] “He looks like he steals catalytic converters from cars at a shopping mall.”

[quote] When former Packers receiver Jordy Nelson spoke in Grand Island on Tuesday, a kid in the audience asked him, “Do you think Aaron Rodgers should cut his hair?” “Yes. A year ago he should have cut his hair,” Nelson said, adding that his appearance is “gross.”

Blame the girlfriend or ex-girlfriend. Always.

[quote] Brenna blames Rodgers’ ex-fiancee, Shailene Woodley. His “environmentally friendly girlfriend” made him care about the chemicals he was “putting into the environment” and probably had him eating less meat, Brenna says.

[quote] Anne said Rodgers “just looks like he doesn’t care anymore.” If Rodgers was trying to throw a pass at the ladies, he was intercepted.

I love that enviornmentally friendly is an insult to those people.

*environmentally

"grody" is from like 1985. man.

[169], Aaron's oldest brother is following Kevin back on Instagram. It probably doesn't means anything, but there seems to be no bad blood between them.

Has it been verified that the account actually belongs to Kevin? If true, it rather goes against the claims that sexuality was part of Rodgers' estrangement with his family... Whatever his sexuality, Rodgers has a humongus ego and will double down when he's wrong.

[Quote] it could mean that her last check bounced

All the more reason to keep it cute and land another bearding arrangement...

Munn was obviously hurt and she still cares enough to try to twist the knife. That's not what beards do. Kevin was also clearly hurt at one time... Aaron's ego is likely out of control.

^ "Kevin was also clearly hurt at one time... Aaron's ego is likely out of control. "

Ya think...

For someone who you types regularly disparage as a lying, cheating, homewrecking whore, you certainly put a lot of stock into what Munn says about an unnamed ex. Pick a fucking lane, frau.

You people!?

People talking about Olivia Munn on DL are male, dear.

People obsessively talking about Munn on DL are straight women, dear. Go back to Celebitchy.

Who's obsessively talking about her?

There’s still hope for Erin and Kevin. Their love will never die.

Read the fucking thread, you idiot cunt.

R195 = pissy, bitchy, insufferable Kevin

R168 Kind of pathetic how he couldn’t write his own message with his own words about his thoughts on love and instead had to retweet what someone else wrote. Guess he isn’t that bright or deep after all.

Well, if any of you gurls are thinking of getting a home loan, Kevin is at your service

^ link

[Quote] Guess he isn’t that bright or deep after all.

You were under the impression...?

Has Kevin procreated?

[quote]Munn was obviously hurt and she still cares enough to try to twist the knife. That's not what beards do.

How stupid can you be? Anything that Olivia Munn does is what beards do.

R199 Wow, that’s the first new picture we’ve seen in years!

[Quote] How stupid can you be? Anything that Olivia Munn does is what beards do.

What a convincing argument.

R203 He looks way better than Aaron in my opinion.

^ Well, yeah, Kevin takes a shower and cuts his hair

Is Kevin a father?

Watched him on Pat McAfee today. Aaron has a deep need for attention. And, he lives in a world of make believe.

They were just spotted together in L.A. the other day. Sources say they are discussing getting back together.

So they were able to agree on a new bearding contract

Meet the new beard, same as the old beard.

It's tough to throw away an old pair of shoes.

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Has Danica bearded for Aaron Rodgers before? I can't keep track. It seems to be the same three or four women who rotate in and out of bearding arrangements, although I suppose Olivia Munn is retired for the moment.

She did R214

[quote]Danica Patrick announces split from boyfriend Carter Comstock after nearly a year of dating: 'Unfortunately it didn't work'

Is she talking about his penis?

R213, He looks like Kirk Cameron.

R10 She's not gay.

At least Danica had him at his most handsome in the pic at r215…

R218 = Shailene

R220 = Everyone is gay troll

Aaron should enter the political world.

R219, Aaron cleans up just fine, like when he guest hosted Jeopardy! .

R222, No.

Go Kevin Go!

Stick that butt out bro!

Man bun?

^^ alternatively known as Top Knot

[quote]^^ alternatively known as Top Knot

THAT'S laughable...

Does Kevin still write poetry?

Aaron's drama is very tiring. Green Bay should tell him to leave, get the hell out. Take his circus elsewhere. Dragging this situation out is ignorant.

Kevin's biceps 👀

R230: oh yes he still does.

Here’s his latest

Poetry? What more proof do you need? Kevin is obviously a fag.

Throwback: Kevin was a cutie back in the day

What did Kevin do in Green Bay before moving in with Aaron? Massage therapist?

r236 He was a pastor

He entreated Aaron to get down on his knees?

Kevin's man bun is tragic. No wonder Aaron left him.

Does Kevin ever let his hair down?

Rodgers gets new $200 million, 4 year contract.

Kevin, Oliva, Danica and Shailene -- you all missed golden opportunities to never have to work again.

Shailene? He just attended a teammate's wedding with Shailene. Don't count her out.

Are athletes playing into middle age more now? Why is that? Performance enhancing drugs?

*sportsmen

A man with all the money in the world,

Can still a prisoner be.

Tackled by faith, by family, by Life,

Loveless, no completed passes.

Concussion of the soul.

They were seen arriving together on a private plane on Monday in Palm Beach. I guess being engaged to an election fraud conspiracy believer and anti vaxxer is no longer a big deal when your fiance just signed a $200 million deal with the Packers.

He's immunized!

$200 million? Please. My Johnny just got promoted to shift manager at Applebee's.

So confused about the Aaron-Shailene thing. This thread's title made me think they are OVER!

Why confused? Aaron is a messy bitch who lives for drama.

They're in negotiations to reinstate their bearding contract.

Fvcking Flaming F@gg0t!

[quote]Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley spotted in Nashville: Taking their romance back on the road?

Sure, why not? Lots of "acts" get taken on the road.

Someone on that gossip blog reported that they had lunch and Gayron repeatedly asked the server to call her room and let her know he was waiting. When she finally arrived, they did not even talk and only played with their phones. Don't know, but it sounds like they had separate rooms and did not even stay together as a couple in one room. Also, ignoring each other doesn't sound like their reconciliation is going well and more like they just renewed their sham contract. Was he embarrassed that his beard dumped him after his ridiculous conduct and offered her more money to save face?

Aaron usually goes to the Kentucky Derby but he didn’t go this year. Is that because he didn’t have a beard this time?🧐

His hat wasn’t ready…

R255 have you heard the news? he is on the run!

R257 That guy looks cleaner than QAaron.