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Did your mom dress slutty?

Or your dad- like going shirtless a lot, wearing tight jeans, etc.?

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by Anonymousreply 43February 18, 2022 10:53 AM

My mom and dad? Mr. & Mrs. Ward Clever? Hardly, but I'm an elderGay and no one's mom or dad dressed slutty when I was growing up

by Anonymousreply 1February 16, 2022 4:08 PM

Certainly not!

by Anonymousreply 2February 16, 2022 4:08 PM

OP Did? She Does!

by Anonymousreply 3February 16, 2022 4:10 PM

No, she did not, and she does not.

by Anonymousreply 4February 16, 2022 4:18 PM

I have a very erotic mom. She always says, "Panty make the lady. No panty make the First Lady."

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by Anonymousreply 5February 16, 2022 4:25 PM

No, she was sporty and sexy though. Back in the 70's she was "Rhoda" type of dresser and rocked the scarfs as well as Valerie Harper. She had a great figure and had fun with clothes. We visited San Francisco around that time and Mom was in a suede mini skirt, blouse and a vest, thigh high suede boots and with her "swing" cut hair she was getting a lot of male attention which my father thought was funny as hell. She was very fashion forward. I think she was the wife in the neighborhood all the other Dad's secretly fantasized about.

She'd never be caught with her tits and ass hanging out. Just the right amount of cleavage to make it interesting.

by Anonymousreply 6February 16, 2022 4:29 PM

I don't think Britney looks slutty per se but more like the trailer park folk are splurging on a day out.

by Anonymousreply 7February 16, 2022 4:33 PM

No. My Mom dressed like Jane Fonda in 9 to 5 and I grew up dressing like that too, as a teen. (female)

What fun high school was.

by Anonymousreply 8February 16, 2022 8:32 PM

My mom and grandma were both obese, so no sexy clothes for them. But my sister-in-law is very beautiful, has a great figure and often wears what I would call slutty clothes. I've always wondered how this affected her two sons. Whenever he thought someone was looking at her, my little nephew would angrily yell at the guy, "she's married!"

by Anonymousreply 9February 16, 2022 8:56 PM

My Mum always dressed very well - classy. Always drove a pretty car - mostly Cadillacs and Lincolns. At 76 years old, she is still sporting 3-4 inch heels.

by Anonymousreply 10February 16, 2022 9:07 PM

Mom was a fab dresser during the 70s and 80s very stylish and classy I would say. She was beautiful. Maybe the divorce liberated her more and she felt free i suppose to wear what she wanted.

by Anonymousreply 11February 16, 2022 9:16 PM

Mother hated pantyhose, she always said pantyhose killed finger fucking.

by Anonymousreply 12February 16, 2022 9:35 PM

My mom? No, but grandma was a "Flapper"...

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by Anonymousreply 13February 17, 2022 5:25 AM

This sounds terrible, But my mom dressed like 1980's Miss Piggy and that's what I loved about her.

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by Anonymousreply 14February 17, 2022 8:41 AM

Cute stories about the moms. Waiting to hear about the slutty shirtless dads showing off in the front yard.

by Anonymousreply 15February 17, 2022 12:13 PM

No. My mom used to dress in a stylish yet comfortable way (yet never slutty). That was until she started to suffer from chronic pain and just didn't give a damn about anything anymore. Now she just puts on sweat pants and a T-shirt.

My dad started to lift weights and do push ups which caused him to start wear his shirts a size smaller so they'd be tighter and show off his muscles. This made my mom extremely suspicious and jealous. She'd ask "Who exactly is he showing off for?"

by Anonymousreply 16February 17, 2022 12:23 PM

@r15, Here's dad right before he exploded...

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by Anonymousreply 17February 17, 2022 12:28 PM

You've probably heard of my mom. Sioux City Sue.

by Anonymousreply 18February 17, 2022 12:30 PM

No, my mom dressed like Beth in Ordinary People.

by Anonymousreply 19February 17, 2022 12:32 PM

My daddy was a rancher and he wore a tight, plaid shirt, faded Levi's with no underwear, and cowboy boots. He was 6'4", 280 pounds, and built like a shit brickhouse.

by Anonymousreply 20February 17, 2022 12:32 PM

My dad was very tall, quite handsome and horse hung. Plus he was a shower in addition to a grower. What I saw was massive. OK I never saw it hard but the rumor got back to me. My dad coached a lot of community sports and would get naked in the gang showers with the boys. I just have regular sized junk, must come from my maternal line. All my friends knew my dad was a stud.

by Anonymousreply 21February 17, 2022 12:33 PM

The 70s was a confusing time for a gayling. Men dressed far sexier than they did later. Bulges and chest hair everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 22February 17, 2022 12:35 PM

I always enjoyed my friends slutty dads, especially at sleepovers, especially in the morning still in sweats, pyjamas walking around the house barefoot.

My mom wore Candies in the 80s. She was that kinda gal.

by Anonymousreply 23February 17, 2022 12:44 PM

Or did your friend have a hot dad who dressed like a man whore?

by Anonymousreply 24February 17, 2022 12:46 PM

This is going to be one of those threads that prove out the whole "Gay Men Have Mommy Issues" thing with glowing tributes to Mom and detailed descriptions of outfits she wore 50 or 60 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 25February 17, 2022 12:48 PM

Mom wore dresses to the ankles, dad was always buttoned up. Ludicrous how ppl think looking like a hooker is gonna earn respect

by Anonymousreply 26February 17, 2022 12:51 PM

The earliest outfit I can recall, R25, was my mother in a lilac, peach, brown and white Pucci Print jersey silk dress with a matching jacket. She wore it for Easter, 1977. White patent leather sandals, purse to match. No hate, mama was daring.

by Anonymousreply 27February 17, 2022 12:52 PM

*No hat, but don't hate on Mother.

by Anonymousreply 28February 17, 2022 12:53 PM

"My daddy was a rancher and he wore a tight, plaid shirt, faded Levi's with no underwear, and cowboy boots. He was 6'4", 280 pounds, and built like a shit brickhouse. "

Yeah, everybody in town knew your dad...

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by Anonymousreply 29February 17, 2022 12:55 PM

My mom was a brassy broad with an ample bossom and always wore blouses that showed a ton of cleavage usually shorts and wedge heels.

by Anonymousreply 30February 17, 2022 12:56 PM

So, yes, R30?

by Anonymousreply 31February 17, 2022 12:59 PM

Yup.

by Anonymousreply 32February 17, 2022 1:01 PM

Closest to slutty would be expensive, gorgeous tennis clothes.

Beautiful women never need to beg for attention, they always get it. In the 80s, Jack Nicholson hit on her in front of me in the Jaguar service lobby. He's shameless.

by Anonymousreply 33February 17, 2022 2:23 PM

My mom Never wore low cut shirts but she loved her short cutoffs

by Anonymousreply 34February 17, 2022 2:26 PM

Britney doesn't look at all slutty in the pic. She looks young, because she was. OP needs to google what slutty actually means. Kim Kardashian is a nasty whore. And she's raising her kids to be the same way. My mother was always a frumpy frau. No fashion sense whatsoever.

by Anonymousreply 35February 17, 2022 2:30 PM

My mom dressed FLASHY. Bright colors, lots of costume jewelry and her Annie Miller bouffant. She walked tall and proud in her highest heels and didn’t give a fuck what anybody thought. I wish she dressed more like the dowdy moms in my neighborhood but looking back now I admire her for being herself.

by Anonymousreply 36February 17, 2022 5:09 PM

My mom dressed more flirty than slutty. She's flat-chested so things that accentuated the bust were a total "bust" (haha) on her. But she had a great slender figure so she always wore mid-thigh length skirts that flared out and cute shoes, with a fitted, but not tight, top. So she had a naughty-teacher/librarian thing going on. I actually really miss that, as she did dress well in her day. Now at 69 she won't get out of the pajama-esque crap she wears. I swear J Jill is only in business because of her.

Another story, I had a good girlfriend in high school whose mom was a total skank. We were in theater together and she'd come to pick my friend up in super short hot pants, tank tops and weird kids style tennis shoes that reminded one of a vintage 70s cheerleader porn. And she's wear this stuff even in the colder months (until it really became impractical to wear shorts in the snow). And she always had on long fake lashes and huge amounts of makeup. She seriously looked like she worked at Hooters. My girlfriend, who was extremely smart (salutatorian) and demure was so embarrassed by it. Her mom was really nice but it was obvious, looking back, that she ha some major mental illness going on.

by Anonymousreply 37February 17, 2022 8:29 PM

While my mother just dressed like a normal well-adjusted woman, some of the other kids at Catholic school had mothers that dressed like whores. This was desert California in the 80s, and their mothers wore sexy tops, tight Guess jeans and high heels to pick up them up from school. There was a whole group of sexy moms, and they drove Jaguars, but the sexiest mom drove an IROC-Z Camaro.

by Anonymousreply 38February 17, 2022 8:46 PM

I was born in '69 and my mom was a tried and true hippy throughout my entire childhood. She was very petite (5'0"), about 95-100 lbs, extremely flat chested.

That said, she never wore peasant skirts or blouses or typical "hippy" clothes; she grew up in an upper class home in NY (near the city), and so her wardrobe was pretty sophisticated. Not "flashy" but very modern 70s/early 80s stuff that you might see in I. Magnin (was NOT a polyester wearer though, with the exception of a few really nice pieces). She was also into vintage stuff as well. She didn't lack for fashion sense which is probably why she had a period when she worked successfully as an interior designer until she got bored with it.

by Anonymousreply 39February 17, 2022 8:57 PM

My dad was a womaniser hence he’s on his fifth marriage. He’s alright now that he’s older though. He was very good looking and sexy. Quite the charmer.

I’m the total opposite save for the looks.😝

by Anonymousreply 40February 18, 2022 8:38 AM

There are several comments that Britney isn't dressed slutty in that pic. But she's basically wearing a shirt for a dress that you can clearly see her ass cheeks in as she sits. Maybe our idea of slutty has changed. But from what I can remember if one stiff breeze can expose your genitals in what you are wearing, then you are dressed in what would be considered a slutty outfit.

by Anonymousreply 41February 18, 2022 8:58 AM

"I’m the total opposite save for the looks.😝 "

Well, of course, dear, aren't we all?

by Anonymousreply 42February 18, 2022 10:28 AM

Yeah my mom would sometimes

by Anonymousreply 43February 18, 2022 10:53 AM
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