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Would Somebody PLEASE Shoot the “Lisha” Troll?

Thanks in Advance. 👍

by Anonymousreply 31February 17, 2022 12:16 AM

There's an ignore function dear

by Anonymousreply 1February 15, 2022 11:27 PM

It’s “Lizsha” with a “Z”.

by Anonymousreply 2February 15, 2022 11:29 PM

Probably the stupidest and most unfunny.

by Anonymousreply 3February 15, 2022 11:32 PM

I prefer the Liza troll the right wing trolls. Please shoot THEM.

by Anonymousreply 4February 15, 2022 11:37 PM

People here do drill jokes/memes into ground here. It’s usually just a few posters who steal the joke and persist to destroy.

by Anonymousreply 5February 15, 2022 11:44 PM

Every once in a while, a terrible joke is worth repeating into the ground. Sometimes if you haven't heard it in a while. Or it just hits you in particularly absurd way. Sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 6February 15, 2022 11:47 PM

OP, you think there is only one?? There are TONS of them at DL.

by Anonymousreply 7February 15, 2022 11:49 PM

Liza, Mrs. Patsy Ramsey, and the M and G thing are extremely unfunny and predictable.

by Anonymousreply 8February 15, 2022 11:54 PM

why sho shalty?

by Anonymousreply 9February 15, 2022 11:58 PM

But I overcame sho much divershity!

by Anonymousreply 10February 16, 2022 12:00 AM

Sometimes, when it's completely unexpected and quotes some random word or phrase, I still find it funny.

by Anonymousreply 11February 16, 2022 1:17 AM

I don’t find it funny, but it’s hard to kill a decades old tradition. I’ve been coming here for 19 years and the Liza jokes have been a constant (along with jokes about her half siblings).

by Anonymousreply 12February 16, 2022 1:21 AM

"Vairst Letty" and "Sure, Jan" trolls are even more shootworthy than the "Lisha" trolls. And "vicious slapping" comes close.

by Anonymousreply 13February 16, 2022 1:56 PM

I was molested.

by Anonymousreply 14February 16, 2022 2:07 PM

Thanksh in advansh.

by Anonymousreply 15February 16, 2022 2:09 PM

[quote]Would Somebody PLEASE Shoot the “Lisha” Troll?

Would shomebody PLEASHE shoot the Original Poshter inshtead?

by Anonymousreply 16February 16, 2022 2:16 PM

[quote]OP, you think there is only one?? There are TONS of them at DL.

Emoji queen OP isn't the brightest bulb

by Anonymousreply 17February 16, 2022 2:18 PM

Perhaps some whirly birds and jackhammer will make you feel better.

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by Anonymousreply 18February 16, 2022 2:33 PM

Shoot m and g while you're about it. Tia OP!

by Anonymousreply 19February 16, 2022 3:00 PM

I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 20February 16, 2022 3:07 PM

It's funny, all you prissy pants should just shoot yourselves now! Stupid bitchy cunts, we need funny stuff now.

by Anonymousreply 21February 16, 2022 3:47 PM

I think the real Miss Minelli would have a hearty chuckle at the Lizscha jokes. And when you prudishly admonish others OP, it just multiplies the jokes tenfold. Best to just ignore it if you want it to go away.

by Anonymousreply 22February 16, 2022 3:51 PM

[quote]Best to just ignore it if you want it to go away.

Well, best to just ignore it if it bothers you. But it’s NEVER going away!!

by Anonymousreply 23February 16, 2022 7:43 PM

[quote]Stupid bitchy cunts, we need funny stuff now.

If it were funny, r21, we wouldn't be bitching about it.

by Anonymousreply 24February 16, 2022 9:34 PM

No one's here to entertain you, you cunt. Write something funny, R24. Earn your place, you witless typing scrotum.

by Anonymousreply 25February 16, 2022 11:11 PM

[quote]I think the real Miss Minelli would have a hearty chuckle at the Lizscha jokes.

Not sure about that. She didn't seem to appreciate Ellen's drag queen joke at the Oscars several years ago, which was pretty tame, especially given the context, i.e., that there have been several billion Liza impersonators over the years. Poking fun at a speech impediment might not go over that well...

by Anonymousreply 26February 16, 2022 11:45 PM

[quote]I think the real Miss Minelli would have a hearty chuckle at the Lizscha jokes.

And BTW, It's M-I-Double N, Then-E-Double L-I. [bold]You double up the N!![/bold]

by Anonymousreply 27February 16, 2022 11:52 PM

My friend worked backstage at a charity event in the early 2000's and Liza was the guest of honor and performed 3 songs. He almost ran into her carrying some boxes and she giggled, smiled and said, "Where's the fire!" He said he almost fainted from her warmth and star power.

by Anonymousreply 28February 16, 2022 11:53 PM

Does OP reside on DL 24/7 and read every thread? Because I hardly ever see the Lizhsa troll here, but I'm a selective reader anyway.

Get some rest, OP, and try not to read all the threads all the time.

by Anonymousreply 29February 16, 2022 11:56 PM

[quote]He said he almost fainted from her warmth and star power

I do apologize in advance, but there's no way this can't be said:

MARY!!

by Anonymousreply 30February 16, 2022 11:58 PM

Mary!!!

by Anonymousreply 31February 17, 2022 12:16 AM
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