Has there ever been a better-looking guy than Colton Haynes?

That whore?

Too many to name.

Just by the fact that he's a extreme trans activist he's ugly to me.

Ps: there are too many.

Current Colton or the starving fame hungry waif of a decade ago Colton?

You have horrible taste in men, OP. Kill yo-self.

His name is COLTO.

He was slightly photogenic.

R3 why don't you like trans activists?

One obvious guy who is better-looking that Colton Haynes is Younger Colton Haynes.

Sorry Colty, your fanbase has shrunk down as you puffed up.

You did say "guy," OP. So...no.

Jerreth really got him at his prime fresh twunkness. Gotta give it to that psycho-eyed chickenhawk bisexual.........

This made me laugh. Thank you, OP

R11 I bet he pounded that chicken like it owed him money.

Good one!

The look, the touch, the feel...

Colton, if this is what your broke ass is paying a publicist for you are not getting your money’s worth, even if you are paying them shite.

For those that like that sort of thing...

Rian Garrick was more sexy.

I think he is so handsome and would make such a perfect husband. But he has low self esteem and keeps getting caught up with the wrong partners.

If I lived in NY or LA I would move in on him. I think he and I would be a great fit.

But alas, I don’t do long distance.

Nope he's number 1

Funny, he seems more like #2.

Yes. Mark, the wheelchair guy, from Friday the 13th part 2.

I think Colton Haynes is rather fetching.

Yes, his name was Doug Savant.

Colto threads used to be more interesting 5 years ago. It seems his fan base has shrank to 7 aging LA poofters.

I am Oh Dearing myself

He might have looked better with brown eyes.

This young man needs to star in a new movie about Dorian Gray, quick smart!

He looks extremely pretty and looks devoid of intelligence. What more could one ask?

Who?

Colto is very lucky he sucked the right dick for his d List acting “career” He would be an onlyfans bottom slut right now otherwise.

R29 heir to the underwear family

He doesn't need OF, he wrote an autobiography, out in May, probably will be a he big seller, it's full of dirt.

*be a big seller

OP I certainly hope so!

Bill Campbell

Ethan Peck

I'm saying this as someone who was once mad for Colto. But once that dizzy queen flashed his tits at a camera while riding a roller coaster at the same time his mother was dying and the rest of his family had to start a Go Fund Me to pay for her funeral... Bye Felicia.

“Colto, show us on the doll where Bryan Singer touched you.”

I can think of several gentlemen name Chris who fit the bill.

Very hot when young, but now she looks rode-hard and pill-faced.

[quote] Start a thread series on Jack alahee please. He is in lass loset and is a part of How to Get Away with Murder. I was shocked to see no thread on him while umpteen are olto ayes. Yikes.

[quote] his nstagram link:

Get back to us when you've seen him without wearing makeup.

R38 Plus bloated,. He should be called Bloato.

Nick Scotti

Me.

r41 Is it unfortunate filler, or just coke & alcohol bloat?

William Holden, Gregory Peck, Errol Flynn. Brad Pitt, Paul Newman.

[Quote] He doesn't need OF, he wrote an autobiography, out in May, probably will be a he big seller, it's full of dirt.

I don't think it will have that much dirt.

I really think his book won't sell well.

Who's the target audience? Even the DL has lost interest.

As far as "dirt" goes, he's still trying to make it as an actor.

He's not going to rat out Hollywood because he's still looking for a paycheck.

R46 I guess it depends on what's meant by dirt. If you mean naming a lot of names, then, no. But the excerpts that have been printed so far got a lot of people talking.

R48 the Vulture article was depressing.

R49 Yes, it was. It seemed like he wasn't driven by ambition so much as desperation. I can understand why he made it to a certain level of success. A lot of people wouldn't have been willing to do things he did. I don't know, it's hard to explain. But I felt sorry for him.

Some how along the way I lost the point of this thread?

R51 won't be the last time that happens on DL.

R51 You could try reading the headline and description

Colton has shown up on an episode of Dollface, the Hulu girl friendship show starring a Kat Denning. He plays the Gay dad of little boy who’s mother is dating one of the lead’s friends. He looks trim, though the face seems a bit tweaked.I’m surprised DL isn’t into Dollface, it’s a fun show with a bit of campy surrealism.

Dollface thread.

It must be hard to have looked like that and then to not.

I first discovered Colto in The Gates on ABC. He was absolutely stunning. Here is a PR shot from that series. That is a punim that launched a thousand ships.

This thread is full of mentions of nobodies.

R54 someone did make a Dollface thread. I haven't watched the new season yet but i really enjoyed the first because of all the guest stars like Tia Carrere, Macaulay and Shelley Hennig.

Agreed, that was where I first saw him too, and Colton's Brett was the main draw of the series to me.

Depends. Does he have a big cock? Have we ever seen it? Is there any VPL pics?

I first saw Colton on The Hills with a fringe.

R57 He was photogenic and gave good pouty face. In real life he was not all that.

R63 he's cute in that photo.

I mean...DOZENS. Thanks to social media, they're a dime a dozen.

He's stunning. I always wanted him to get more work, especially after he came out. I'll have to check out Dollface.

R59 using Google I did find a Dollface thread for season one that is closed, but no matter what I do I can’t find one for season two, only cute animal threads. If you know of one please link. I’ve made to many threads that have died on the vine lately, so didn’t want to curse it.

Who?

A bottom whore who could only land a florist.

R67 oh i didn't realize it's closed. I don't think there is a thread for season 2.

Does he have a big cock?

This guy is better looking than him, next.

R72 he has a nice body but i think Colton is prettier.

Was , Miss Bloato isn’t pretty anymore!

OMG YES! I don't find him attractive at all. He has terminal "Gay Face." He's too primped. I like a man's man. He would be very low on my list of attractive men (assuming he'd make the list at all).

R76, who do you think are the best-looking men ever? Just wondering.

R77 Oliver Reed

Im glad Colton made through the dark period he was in

But let me now remind you disrespectful ass bitches that Colton was IT when he hit the TV scene around 2009-2010. Datalounge ordained him twink of the year, obsessed and salivated over him like a piece of meat for a good 2-3 years. Like many before him, once he came out the closet his fellow homosexuals lost interest.

Yes, Oliver Reed was hot! Mmmmm!

Errol Flynn, for one.

I like Corrado Martini

I think DL lost interest R79 because he milked his "straightness" for all it was worth with the Bachelor and other reality crap, and now is doing the exact same thing with his coming out.

Just because he's gay and relatively handsome doesn't mean he needs to be plastering his face all over TV.

R79 People lost interest when they realized what a pathetic mess he is and it didn’t help that his looks went south as soon as he hit 30..

R84 You must be a sweet person.

R83 you're thinking of the [italic]other[/italic] Colton.

Oh I am R86, you're right.

Never mind. I like Colton Haynes. He does seem a bit tortured but what gay man isn't. His career kind of going downhill didn't really help matters.

Poor kid just needs therapy. LOTS of therapy.

When does he cease being a "kid"?

R79 I think a lot of people lost interest in him when he married that creepy looking old guy. It showed not only poor judgment, but it revealed the deepest and most serious of flaws in a gay man - POOR TASTE!!!

I don't think I ever lost interest in any celeb based on who they married.

I am still shocked Colton married Jeff. Jeff is so ugly and old and fem. I figured Colton would like young goodlooking masculine guys.

R91 Batshit insane guys like Bloato are only good to fuck not to marry and be tied down with.

[Quote] Jeff is so ugly and old and fem.

I disagree, but i think it was very obvious that they weren't going to last. Colton was in a rough spot and had alot going on.

Better looking than Colton Haynes? Yes, anyone, anywhere, anytime. Stop with this PR Colton BS. We see you fanclub of 1.

He's not my type at all, but I did think he was a beautiful man when he first popped up in Arrow - I'd not seen him before.

This is such a ridic topic. HOWEVER, I think my entry will wrap this up.

I'm gonna lay, Mr. Nathan Owens, on your asses.

The tone towards Colton really changed when he came out. Gay men are so catty.

again

So many men are better looking than CR. Far too many to name.

BTW, I had not seen the gorgeous men at R96 and R98 before but either one of them really should end this silly conversation.

THREAD CLOSED.

R96 Nathan looked pretty good on Batwoman. Have you seen the video of him dancing to the Backstreet Boys?

And if those became famous and out, you'd start trashing them too.

Of course there are better looking male Caucasians than Colton.

Still, we can say he was a very handsome fella compared to the fugly general population.

I'm better in bed

R103, God damn he's hot as fuck

R103 speaking from experience?

[Quote] God damn he's hot as fuck

Bless your heart.

Meh, I prefer Colton over that pansexual drug addict R103.

Tyler Posey isn't gay so of course he'll be treated better at the DL.

Colton aged like curdled milk and she turned out to be a sad, tragic queen that was married for 6 months.

R109 Not only that at his peak he looked anorexic and sad in person. He only looked great in photos.

Posey with all his tatts is revolting.

Colton is unblemished-I hope.

R108 Posey isn't straight.

Reading comprehension is your friend, r112.

[Quote] Not only that at his peak he looked anorexic and sad in person. He only looked great in photos.

Your pants are on fire.

[Quote] Colton aged like curdled milk

You're lyin' you're lyin'

I can read just fine R113

[Quote] I can read just fine [R113]

Evidently not. "Tyler Posey is not gay" does not mean that Tyler Posey is straight.

R117 uh huh

Neither one of you know him, so you don't know what the FUCK he is. HE says he's straight. THE END.

Keep it movin'

Move it along, toots r119.

R119 no, he didn't. And in case you forgot, this is a [bold]gossip site[/bold].

This thread is so OVAH!

Regardless, Posey looks hot af in that gif

Posey is "ok" I guess. I wouldn't do Posey, but I wouldn't even give Haynes a 2d look.

[Quote] I wouldn't even give Haynes a 2d look.

As if you have options.

R125 is obviously desperate and thinks everyone else is as fat and disgusting and old as he is! HA!

Preferences are one thing. The suggestion that Colton Haynes is anything but an exceptionally goodlooking man is plain silly.

R119 Yes, he did. And gossip doesn't mean "Full of shit."

^R121 I meant ^

R128 please stop lying.

“I haven’t had sex with a man before,” he said in one video.

“We’ve blown each other, you know what I mean? But never had sex. So, yes, I have been with men before.”

“To anybody who is new here and asking if I’ve hooked up with guys before, the answer is yes,” he added in another clip.

Tyler might say he's straight at the moment but he says a lot of things. I had no idea until I started looking at threads on DL that a guy who gives blow jobs to other guys (for pleasure, not profit) could be considered straight. I always thought straight meant you are not doing anything sexual with people of your own gender. I thought that if you do sexual things with people of both genders, you're bi, and same-sex, you're gay. So I'd call Tyler bi, but that's just me.

Of course guys who blow other guys are straight.

Is this a Colton thread or a Posey thread?

r96 I do agree that Nathan Owens is one of the best, if not the best looking man I've seen in entertainment. the only way he could get more hot would be to announce that he's gay

R130 Please take a flying leap.

R133. Tyler Hoechlin is very hot and arguably better-looking than Colton.

Too bad he seems extremely straight.

[Quote] Too bad he seems extremely straight.

The gay rumours have started up again because of an ex gf. I really don't think you're missing out, Hoechlin's a little too messy these days.

Messy? He's never been in the blogs.

R138 then you're not following the right blogs. He's been getting the side-eye for his latest "gf" because of how young she is.

Hoechlin isn't attractive to me - he does have a good body but maybe it's the rabbit teeth.

R140 I agree. Hoechlin certainly looks better than Colton Haynes (I mean, who doesn't? As this thread shows, quite a few actors do). But I certainly would not rank Hoechlin as a top hottie in entertainment. So many others far exceed him in looks.

James Dean and Rob Lowe and Nick Scotti

Not Nick Scotti. Not with that overbite and those fishlips.

R144, what?!

I wonder why Nick Scotti never became bigger.

Colton is a rough 33. He looks closer to 40. Not much of a career. Can't keep a man--especially a rich one. No Thanks.

R146, yeah he deserved to be a big star

[Quote] Can't keep a man--especially a rich one. No Thanks.

Are you... a rich man?

[Quote] R144, what?!

This horse faced bastard is not better looking than Colton Lee Grant Haynes. Capisce?

Nice try R150. Nick Scotti is now 55 years old. Why don't you compare young Nick Scotti to Colton Haynes. There is no competition. Nick was fine back in the day with chiseled model looks. Colton NEVER had anything like that.

Stop trying to make Colton Haynes happen. For a supposed good looking guy, Colton is very average among guys in general and very below average for a "star!"

Even Timothee looks better than Colton.

I mean...Jesse Williams

^^It should be illegal to look like this. It's certainly un-FUCKING-fair^^

[Quote] Stop trying to make Colton Haynes happen. For a supposed good looking guy, Colton is very average among guys in general and very below average for a "star!"

Colton has six million followers on Instagram. And more people have seen "Teen Wolf" and "Arrow" than "Trick" or whatever that Nick Scotti indie was called.

[Quote] Nice try R150. Nick Scotti is now 55 years old.

I didn't post a pic of Nick Scotti at 55 years old. I posted a red carpet pic, so people can see what he looks like without photo magic.

I don’t think Colto holds a candle to Beau Mirchoff. It’s like comparing Spam to a thick T-bone.

I NEVER HEARD OF HALF THESE GUYS

R157 You are comparing apples and oranges. Are you really trying to say Colton is hot by comparing him with someone old enough to be his father? HA! Stop being ridiculous!

R156 Nick Scotti is pre-instagram. Besides is really the number of instagram followers a barometer of who is hot?

FYI, Donald Trump has 23M Instagram followers. I guess by your measurements, Trump is hotter than Colton.

[quote] Has there ever been a better-looking guy than Colton Haynes

I’m curious, what’s his hole like?

I thought this was about Dick Haymes

This face is more handsome thant Colton's?! On what fucking planet.

That's an old photo R164. Jesus. Try looking for more recent bad photos of the guy to make your point.

Kudos to Beau for working on his body. But he's not remotely as photogenic. And those eyebags...

* But he's not remotely as photogenic as Colton.

Beau vs. Colton? Really? Not much difference between the two and certainly nothing worth arguing over.

Yes. He's handsome. Helen of Troy he aint.

Posey looks like he sleeps in a dumpster half the time.

R170 he looks fine.

Anyone know why he keeps his hair so short so often? It's not like he's losing his hair or anything, so what is the point?

R79 I really don't think that is accurate.

He never appealed to me but I see why others might enjoy him. His falling out of favor has nothing to do with him coming out. People in outer space could see this boy was gay long before he "revealed" it. The problem is that his type usually has a small window of appeal. You can't be a twink forever.

He had a good run. For the people who enjoyed him for being a twink, his time is just about up. Nobody turned on him.

I don't think that's quite true. The tone of his threads used to be light and fun, which was surprising as threads about the closeted are often scathing. DL definitely switched up on him once her came out, and BEFORE he got fat.

I understand that he has to promote his memoir but I loathe that he engages in such manipulation by posting the teary video at r172.

I'd like a Colton miniseries. Who could play teen Colton? Can Manu Rios speak with an American accent?

[Quote] Anyone know why he keeps his hair so short so often? It's not like he's losing his hair or anything, so what is the point?

Maybe he has noticeable greys when he lets it grow out. I'm sick of the closely cropped hair.

R177 Manu doesn't look like Colto.

Manu favors young Colton more than Viola Davis favors Michelle Obama, hon.

Colton posted about a co-star as his doppelganger back in 2015. The co-star would be about 21 now.

R180 another suggestion would be Mason Dye.

Was Colton ever really a twink? I mean, as an actor. I didn't think of him as a twink on Teen Wolf.

Mason Dye is too short (and also looks nothing like Colton).

Some fangirl claimed this guy is a Colton lookalike. Anyway, whoever plays Colton doesn't have to be a lookalike. They just have to be the right type.

R175 Twinks age, get over it. You can still like him if you want, but you can't be mad if others have moved on.

Your link rather belies your point.

Colton hasn't been fat for a long time but the pointless bitches of DL don't need facts...

Colton crying on Instagram over his mom to try and sell copies of his new book.

[Quote] (and also looks nothing like Colton).

In your opinion.

Is Colton gay or bisexual?

Gay.

R180 Not even remotely, Larry.

[quote]Some fangirl claimed this guy is a Colton lookalike. Anyway, whoever plays Colton doesn't have to be a lookalike. They just have to be the right type.

R185 He looks more like Dylan O'Brien than Colton.

R190 I just don't see any resemblance between Mason and Colton.

PS Besides, Mason's only 6 years younger than Colton - Colton may as well play himself.

R189 Poor Colty needs some cuddly - and a sugar daddy to buy up the copies of his book.

[Quote] Not even remotely, Larry.

Black hair, big blue eyes, thick eyebrows. Close enough.

Not to be too picky, but Colton has brown hair.

Brown.

Colton's hair has highlights in that gif.

Brown, you say?

Colton's natural hair is brown.

Manu Rios has an accent. And it isn't a Kansas accent.

r180 He looks more like young Colton than old Colton looks like young Colton.

Colty and Gus Kenworthy should become comfort buddies.

What type of men is Colton into? Masc or fem?

Don't ask.

Like 4...on my block.

Manu Rios. Maybe they could re-set Colton's biography in Spain.

Is this Manu a 'mo?

R209 lmao

[Quote] Maybe they could re-set Colton's biography in Spain.

I'd be here for that. Imagine a Coltanno Haynes-Franco miniseries directed by Almodovar.

I know we’re talking about Colton, but THOSE LIPS on Manu. Nice.

The good old days.

.....

Has his book been published?

Group photo

Oof! Colton hanging out with Dan? That’s apt to trigger a lot of people here

Dan Wooton?

R218, why ?

Dan and Colton were very flirty for a period on instagram pre-covid. I wonder if they hooked up. Is Colton a bottom? I don't know much about him - just that he's better looking than Dan.

Dan Levy? Wasn't Colton seeing that writer who brought out a book about his addiction/rehab?

[quote] [R218], why ?

Because I believe there to be a quite large contingent of DL'ers that find Dan Levy hideous, fat, and quite undeserving of any romantic relationships. Much less with someone being heralded in a thread as never "a better-looking guy than..."

R216 yes, Colton had a book signing recently.

And there's been no talk here about the book? That's surprising. I'd expect some hate reading, at least.

R225 someone made a thread but i guess no DLer has read it yet.

It doesn't come out until May 31st

Thanks, r227. I knew DL wouldn't stay silent when they could give Colton another kicking.

It would be interesting if people here explained what they hate about Colton. I think it has something to do with him being Midwestern and sort of white-trashy, not going to college, and making it on his own, having determination and drive to be somebody from a young age. Not to mention the drug, weight, and relationship problems.

...And jealousy.

It boils down to: 1) He is gay. 2) He is no longer a twink. 3) He's no longer on a popular TV show. Even the fact that he has bounced back from weight gain makes no difference to DL. They put him down below their kind, which is laughable.

I don’t hate him. Not even a little.

Do they actually like anyone who got famous from Teen Wolf? (Oh yeah - Froy.)

r229 simply put we have some hating ass bitches here. Some of the same ones were beating their meat to his pics 10 years ago

R233 Cody and Dylan S.....or they used to. I don't think i have ever seen anything negative about Charlie on here either.

What about Max?

Didn't Cody try to be a rapper? And still, DL fell to its knees.

He was pretty when young. He looks a bit weird now. Very bloated, sorta yellow and looks like he has no eyebrows. Even when young, he was not the hottest guy in the world. Joe Manganiello, Sam Worthington, Chris Evans and Jesse Metcalfe had more my attention in the early 2010s.

R237 He's very good! If You turn off the sound.

R236 why would DLers care about Max?

R238 Jesse also had Marc Cherry's attention.

[quote]why would DLers care about Max?

R240 Maybe you should specify why they wouldn't. You mean because he's straight, or because you think he's unattractive? Or some other reason?

Yellow? He looks sunburned. And not a bit bloated. He has exquisite features.

R241 because he's straight. And I don't think the Carver twins are ugly.

He’s beautiful.

R242 He peaked early. He was stunning when young. Now, he looks like an average 30-something guy who goes to the gym and obsesses over calories which you can find in any city. He was bloated not too long ago. Not shocked as he suffers from anxiety disorders and disordered eating. Even when he was young and pretty. He was batshit crazy, don't put your dick in crazy.

There's nothing average about that bone structure.

[Quote] Even when he was young and pretty. He was batshit crazy, don't put your dick in crazy.

What is your definition of batshit?

R246 What exactly is unique about it? You see young goodlooking guys everyday. Once they hit 30, it starts going downhill. And bone structure can only do so much. If Colton stayed in Kansas or Texas, he would likely look like that fat truck driver or construction worker or Wal-Mart employee. He has to watch his diet and work out obsessively for that reason.

Most people have to watch their diet, dear.

[quote]Has there ever been a better-looking guy than Colton Haynes?

They're a dime a dozen.

R249 Well yeah, dear. But my point is a lot of young people are good-looking and his bone structure is not rare. Young Colton would not stick out of a local college lacrosse or football team or fraternity. He is nowhere close to as stunning as he was when young and if he wasn't famous, he'd be considered hot and all but not some type of exotic beauty. I know DL loves to worship white, masc-looking famous guys though.

He's so handsome!

R243 because he's straight. And I don't think the Carver twins are ugly.

But the post referred to Cody Christian, Dylan Sprayberry, and Charlie Carver. Cody and Dylan are also straight. But when I asked, what about Max? - you said no one on DL cares about Max because he's straight. Sorry but I don't get it, since they care about other straight TW alums.

[Quote] not some type of exotic beauty. I know DL loves to worship white, masc-looking famous guys though.

Oh, please. Michael B. Jordan would kill for a jawline like Colton's.

R254 Very unflattering photo of Colto. He looks old and tired. I'll reiterate, there's plenty of pretty white things like him in any college town. Abercrombie does not employ "exotic."

Also, why Michael B Jordan? He's pretty fem. Lance Gross, Michael Ealy, Winston Duke, Tyson Beckford and Shemar Moore have sexy jawlines too.

Let's just agree to disagree, babe.

Winston Duke?!

Yeah... let's agree to disagree, hon.

I get Jesse Metcalf and Jesse McCartney confused, though I know they were both very fuckable in the 2010's. They seem to have disappeared. But regarding Colton, it's ridiculous to say that he's not better than average looking. If he can control his weight, he'll end up with a sweet Christmas movie deal like DL fave Jonathon Bennett.

Anyone know why Colton wears so many unflattering hairstyles? He hasn't lost any of his hair yet so I don't know why he doesn't take advantage of it while he still has it and grow it out and style it. He would look much better.

Doesn't he usually wear the same sidewall hairstyle all the time?

[Quote] I get Jesse Metcalf and Jesse McCartney confused, though I know they were both very fuckable in the 2010's. They seem to have disappeared.

I think McCartney is in those Alvin and the Chipmunks movies. And Metcalfe does Hallmark or maybe it's Lifetime movies? He was in that Dallas reboot. He has substance abuse issues.

[Quote] If he can control his weight, he'll end up with a sweet Christmas movie deal like DL fave Jonathon Bennett.

It would probably be better than doing another Teen Wolf movie lol

Maybe Colton is getting a little salt 'n' pepper, so he keeps the hair very close cropped.I would like him to grow it out a bit too.

ao let him know

😍

R242 Is that him or the wax museum statue?

R262 I can't with the chin hairs 😱

Soul patches were a thing back then.

R266 I blocked it out for a reason.

My childhood crush, Danny Roberts, had one.

In that pic that R262 posted, that is literally the only time I have seen Colton with facial hair. Are there any other pics of him with it?

Chin hairs? CHIN HAIRS, R265?!? What about those damn satanic freckles?

Ahhhh... but R263 is almost perfection. Very soothing!

I assume some of you other bitches are ordering his book? I expect to be able to bitch about it with some other DLers.

He'll be on GMA tomorrow, interviewed by DL fave Gio Benitez

Yes.

Generic, bland, handsome = so not interesting to me

I call it the "JC Penney Mannequin Look".

Not even hot enough to be a Macy's Mannequin.

Is Colton really bi instead of gay? He had sex with several females so I do wonder if he's bi...

R274 The only one trying to spread this whole "Colton is bi" story is you

R274 aside from the threesome, who else has he fucked? Do you think he actually dated Lauren and Holland?

His crush is Emma Stone.

[Quote]Is Colton really bi instead of gay?

Sweetie, I America, the default is still heterosexuality. I think he clarified his sexual preference when he MARRIED A MAN!

^^^ "in" America.

When did he say he was bi?

R280 I don't think he ever did.

Colton had a nose job

R282 It appears that he did.

It's a good one.

No. There’s never been a handsomer man, & there never will be.

R282 Too bad he couldn’t get a brain job.

Nope. One of the features that stops Colton from being too pretty, and thus facilitating his serving of masculine beauty, is his nose. See also, his enviable jawline.

These photos are fucking creepy.

R287 What do you mean by "nope", in that sentence?

He's the Male madonna

Maybe his biggest flaw, if he has any, is that he has a long torso and short legs.

Whereas I have a short torso and long legs.

I was abused.

I like blue.

[Quote] What do you mean by "nope", in that sentence?

Colton Lee Grant Haynes has his original nose sitting right there on his face.

R295 That's what I thought. Did you see the photo I linked to at R283? And that video of him as a child? His nose has obviously been narrowed.

It hasn't been narrowed. You're seeing a trick of the light.

R297 No I'm not, his nose as a boy is triangular, as is the nose in the photo of him with bangs. His current nose, or his nose after around age 17 or 18, is slender until the tip.

(As seen here.)

(Also here.)

(And here at 17.)

The bridge of his nose isn't narrow.

No offense but are you blind? Very obvious nose job. Maybe more than one.

The recent pics have even lighting. That's affecting your perception.

Well in the pics I posted we have an outdoor pic, a yearbook pic, and a modeling pic at age 17. Three different types of lighting including a professional modeling picture. Then the final one I posted (of him in orange) was on the red carpet. Why would that have more "even lighting"? But anyway, it's okay, we just disagree, obviously.

Colton would not have had money to get a nose job before his XY magazine shoot, which needed his mother's authorization to take place.

[Quote] Then the final one I posted (of him in orange) was on the red carpet. Why would that have more "even lighting"?

Because it does. The initial one you used for your argument has the sun directly on his nose while the rest of his face has been thrown into shadow, for the most past. Another pic you used look like an old xerox image, with as much definition and resolution as one would expect from that format.

If he had an agent, the agent could have paid for it. Lots of teen hopefuls, models and actors, get nose jobs. Anyway if he was working as a go-go dancer at a club when he was 14, I'm sure he could find the resources to have a nose job at 17. And why wouldn't Mom give permission?

R307 And what's your excuse for the 3rd picture I used (17 year old model)?

Regardless, I stated my case and you stated yours, so - thanks, bye.

The pic at r301? How does it differ from the shot below, besides the (in)visible freckles? There's nothing narrow(ed) about Colton's bridge.

Will his book mention that super cringe-worthy Cher video?

I'm certain it won't mention his "That Sucks" song stunt when the split with his husband was announced. That was foul on Colton's part.

I wonder what other work he had done...

R312 what happened?

When Colton and Jeff split, Colton dropped a song that painted his ex as a bad person. Of course, the ex in question wasn't Jeff. (It was most likely Podwall.) Didn't clarify? Well, he waited to see how the song did... He eventually tweeted out that Jeff was receiving undeserved hate.

*Did Colton clarify?

R315 I forgot about that. Podwall sounds like a douchebag, but i thought Colton dated a lawyer??

How do we know Colton and Podwall dated?

An audio excerpt from his upcoming book

No, never, OP. He is the summa of human achievement in visual terms.

[Quote] How do we know Colton and Podwall dated?

Did you read Colton's Insta post around the time he and Colton split? Not to mention the lyrics of that song...

*around the time he and Podwall split?

He's STILL one of the hottest people in the business. There are just MORE of them thanks to social media.

[Quote] An audio excerpt from his upcoming book

Colton isn't a great reader.

There have been THOUSANDS…

His autobiography is actually getting some decent reviews...

I heard he reveals he is trans in it...

My copy came this afternoon, I'll start on it tonight. Looks like it will be a quick read. We need a thread to bitch about the book unless it is going to be this one.

R328 can you fill us in please?

R303 He clearly got a nose job in his early twenties but the schnoz cartilage grew back and now the nostrils are uneven and his nose is beak shaped.

This Cher video will never not be hilarious. She could be talking about anything or anyone.

Oh. Noses return to their original size within a decade. Sure, Jan.

He looks good when he’s thin. I remember people here slamming his looks when he gained weight a few years ago.

Are you kidding OP? He's mediocre at best.

R334, who do you think is good-looking?

R328 looking forward to hearing your thoughts.

Not R334, but why exaggerate? Colton Haynes isn't the best looking guy in the world, or something.

Corrado Martini is better looking than Colton Haynes.

Nope.

He looked amazing in the video I posted. If that picture is supposed to prove he's not attractive, are bad pictures of Colton, as well. Many.

*there are bad pictures of Colton

[Quote] He looked amazing in the video I posted. If that picture is supposed to prove he's not attractive, are bad pictures of Colton, as well. Many.

Colton has more harmonious features. Sorry about it.

R342 lol I have no idea what that means, but there are all different kinds of good looking guys in the world with all different kids of features.

R339 his brows need a little tidying up.

[Quote] lol I have no idea what that means,

Coriander Martini has a nose that's too long and a jaw that's too narrow. A horse face, basically. And with a low forehead to boot.

Colton's features are more balanced.

Colton has been hanging out with Alok recently.

Has Colton stopped hanging out with that guy who wrote the addiction memoir?

R345 In other words, Colton's looks are more generic.

People value symmetry. Don't act obtuse.

R346 just two DL faves hanging out. Imagine if they started dating.

I still can not believe Colton married the old, ugly, and fem Jeff Leatham. He must have really bad taste.

Does anyone on here think Jeff is attractive?...I certainly do not.

R351 I don't think Jeff is ugly but he's not my type either. Having money/connections certainly helps.

Remember when he was tooling around with that Trey Alligood dude and they were going to start a clothing line?

R353 I remember the Zaddy hats lol

If Colty's ass is as tight as his face, mmmm.

[Quote] Having money/connections certainly helps.

And how!

[quote]People value symmetry. Don't act obtuse.

I guess I'm not people, then.

Y'all rag on Colton but Hoechlin has turned into a pee paw.

R359 he's too skinny now and looks like a grandpa next to his gf.

Just finished reading his memoir. It was surprisingly good.

He has crammed a lot of life into his few years.

Is his memoir too raw to receive a miniseries adaptation?

I don't see why. The more explicit events could be dealt with.

Seacow, Colto ain't fucking you. No matter how woke he is, he ain't fucking anything except a ripped white daddy. So stop replying to yourself in this thread especially since many are disagreeing with you.

Was Trey ripped?

R365 Don't know or care. DL has a weird fixation on closeted Z-lister twinks. He's out now and has no career except monetizing his glory days on social media. I never thought much of him but I remember DL mentioning he was gay and closeted and seeing the XY magazine photos. He was only attractive when young and he was never the most beautiful in an industry that had Paul Newman, Antonio Banderas, Pierce Brosnan, Mel Gibson, Keanu Reeves and Brad Pitt.

Go to your local high school, college, Starbucks or mall and you'll see guys equally or better looking than young Colton. DL only liked him when was closeted and jailbait. Now he's an aged whore with dead eyes, sun damage and yoyo weight who wrote a book on his mental illness and former pass around twink days. He's infuriating to some DLers because it hits too close to home. He was never beautiful, he was just a young goodlooking white guy from bumblefuck, USA. He's always been bland and it's why he's not a real model. XY and Abercrombie is not Prada or Gucci.

R367 tell us how you really feel.

r366 = r367, right?

Why would he need to be a "real" model when he's an actor?

R370 wasn't he a model first?

R371 I was talking about this post, that is about why "he's not a real model." He may have been a model first but ...oh never mind.

[quote]He was never beautiful, he was just a young goodlooking white guy from bumblefuck, USA. He's always been bland and it's why he's not a real model. XY and Abercrombie is not Prada or Gucci.

Colton is not bland.

Anyone know why Colton had sex with females considering the fact that he's gay?

Did he address that in his book?

Colton IS bland. There is nothing outstanding about him. He doesn't have good hair. His face is basic. His body is not built. There are plenty of men that look better than him. I don't understand why you people find him interesting.

R374 Maybe he didn't check to see what his label said, those times.

R375 He actually has a personality (maybe even a personality disorder - or several) and that makes him interesting to me.

There's nothing bland about that bone structure. Poor dear sad old Zac Efron has been paying people to rearrange his face to approximate the kind of jawline Colton was born with, not to mention the full lips Colton naturally possesses. The cheekbones, the chin, the brow... Colton is exquisite.

Wicked beauty.

Are there just a few of the same people here saying he's beautiful, over and over, or what?

Anyone saying he's bland or average is fucking delusional.

Well, someone did suggest Winston Duke as someone with a jawline worth talking about... It was probably The AWF Troll.

R378

Don't even try it!

Zac Efron (pre or post surgery) and even on his worst day looks Eons better than Colton (who has also had work done),

Plus Zac's body is impeccable!

Also Zac is worth way more money and has a much better career, but yeah, you keep trying to say Hollywood (or anyone with two working eyes) values Colton's looks over Zac's! HAHAHA!

[Quote]Are there just a few of the same people here saying he's beautiful, over and over, or what?

That is obvious. And those two stans of his get more and more angry and defensive with every post.

Bloato must be one of them. Hi Bloato , you’re a a very tired looking heifer, take a nap for a day or two.

[Quote] Zac Efron (pre or post surgery) and even on his worst day looks Eons better than Colton

Nope. Zac Efron has eyes that sometimes look twinkly, but sometimes they look beady. He had to get a nose job to meet beauty standards. We've already discussed his jawline/chin....

[Quote] Plus Zac's body is impeccable!

Nope. Zac has chicken legs.

[Quote] Also Zac is worth way more money and has a much better career, but yeah, you keep trying to say Hollywood (or anyone with two working eyes) values Colton's looks over Zac's! HAHAHA!

Of course, Hollywood values Zac Efron over Colton. Zac has always been a good little closet case. Colton eventually went against his masters. And as for looks, with what Zac has done to his face, Hollywood probably wants its money back...

Zac could only dream of having calves that aren't scrawny...

Lol at Serena's face.

R386 / R387 Colton is not a bad looking guy, but you're crazy if you think he's even in the top tier of good looking men in America. In that buzz cut, he looks Frankenstein-esq with those sunken eyes, flat head and receding hairline. He better not ever do that again. By contrast, Zac is beautiful by any standard. Even in that picture you posted of him, Zac looks like a handsome MAN. Colton is just another skinny White boy with a dilapidated chest. Zac Efron looks like a Greek god in comparison.

Colton looks like an aging pretty boy trying hard to hang on to twink status. It's over. He's too old. The twink lane is now occupied by Timothee Chalamet, Tom Holland, Noah Centineo, KJ Apa, and others. Most guys have about 5 years to be a twink. Some can stretch it a little beyond that, but it is over around 30. By then you need to reinvent. It is time to look, dress and act like a man. Colton seems like some kinda sick over-plucked queen in an arrested development. It's not a good look. It has the stench of desperation.

Go to any City on the east coast and guys like Colton are a dime a dozen. Thank you, Next?

[Quote]Zac has chicken legs.

If those are chicken legs, then call me Colonel Sanders, because I'll take a bucked of those! I see a beautifully sculpted man with very little body fat.

Give it up R387. You can fantasize all you want but there are plenty, and I do mean PLENTY of men who look better than Colton.

Who agrees that Ryan Gosling is better-looking than Colton Haynes?

I think he is.

Does Zac still have the Italian sugardaddy?

R391 I never got all the Ryan hype back in the 00s. Colton is better looking imo.

r393 I never got his hype either, but he did have great style for a straight guy. I'll give him that.

R391 Eeew, Neither.

When it comes to Ryan, I'd take Reynolds. He looks better than both. He also successfully transitioned from twink to man. Colton may wanna take note.

Perception of het really makes me people overrate a man's looks...

[Quote] Zac is beautiful by any standard. Even in that picture you posted of him, Zac looks like a handsome MAN.

You're the crazy one, hon. As someone else said, Zac looks like present day Delta Burke now.

R396 / R397 I see you are pulling up the worst pictures you can find of Zac and Ryan, but unfortunately for you, they are very famous men and we all know how they look and both of them look way better than Colton. He is not even in their league. He will never be as famous or have the money they have.

It's clear you are the OP. It's also clear that you have been given many examples of men that look better than Colton but you don't want to accept it.

So enjoy your aging, preening Nancy Boy, but as this thread shows, you are in the minority in your admiration of him.

It's not the answer you wanted, but DL has answered your question.

THREAD CLOSED.

[Quote] I see you are pulling up the worst pictures you can find of Zac

You can see him in motion. No need to cherry pick pics...

R399 That doesn't help your argument. Zac looks beautiful. He looka lika MAN!

No man in his 30s should be shaving off his eyebrows, wearing pancake batter make up when not filming and trying to dress and act like an 18 year old the way Colton does. That is very unappealing.

[Quote] He looka lika MAN!

There is something a lil Miss Swan about him, you're right!

[Quote] trying to dress and act like an 18 year old the way Colton does.

You're typing this out in defence of Skid Row party boy Zac Efron?!?!? Now I've read it all...

R401 / R402 Zac is more than just good looking, but he is a fun charismatic guy. There is no competition. We watched Zac grow up. He has grown into a nice young man. You're not gonna make us hate him.

Who is us? The Frau Convention?

R404 Apparently President of the Frau Convention is attacking Zac Efron because her widdow feewings got hurt because everyone is not falling all over aging Queen Colton Haynes.

[Quote] aging Queen

I bet if Zac ever comes out, you'll start to call him that...

R406 Zac doesn't act like a queen. Plus Zac's not trying to look like a teenager. You can say whatever you want about Zac, but he looka lika man. That is what appeals to people. That is what is sexy. That is what is hot!

[Quote] looka lika man.

Stop typing that. It's as played out as yacht boy Zac.

Colton and Zac must know each other from the yacht circuit.

[Quote] Zac doesn't act like a queen.

R408 So now you are jealous that Zac has access to yachts? How did this become all about Zac? I thought it was a thread to praise your Bitch Colton. You brought up Zac and seem stuck on him. It was a big mistake dragging Zac into this. He is actually older than Colton but is obviously so much better looking.

R410 So now you are saying Zac (a man now in his 30s) acts like a queen because of something he did in his late teens --- FOR WORK? You do understand that performing in High School Musical was his job and that he got paid for that right? He is an entertainer. Talk about grasping at straws! HAHAHA

[Quote] is obviously so much better looking.

You have way too much time on your hands. Time to get a job.

R413. He looka lika man. Can't say the same for Colton.

[Quote] FOR WORK? You do understand that performing in High School Musical was his job and that he got paid for that right? He is an entertainer.

Oh, hon. Zac brought the rainbow to that part himself. As for getting paid, getting plowed by those old rich men doesn't count because he gets paid?

[Quote] He looka lika man.

You need new material. No the kind of material Zac has installed in his face, you understand.

There was a time when "manly" would not have described a narcissistic guy whose face is botoxed to death like a chick.

[Quote] There was a time when "manly" would not have described a narcissistic guy whose face is botoxed to death like a chick.

I think that poster must be joking, hence why they keep typing "looka lika man" like a hack.

R419 I need to reada more carefully, Ima guessa!

R416 - R420 is talking to himself? LOL

Attacking Zac because most people fail to bow down and worship your over the hill twink wannabe / hasbeen Colton Haynes is hilarious! Watching you meltdown over this is the most fun I have had online in a while. You really stan that bitch hard don't you? Does he even know you are alive or are you sliding into his DMS hoping for some type of acknowledgment? HAHAHAHA

[Quote] HAHAHAHA

I'll say!

R421 Can't you use the ignore feature to figure out we're two different people?

Are any of you guys reading his book? I just read the part where he's talking about being 14 and having the cum of a 42 year old straight cop inside him.

How did he meet the cop? In one of the interviews, he said that he knew the man since he was age 12.

Colton just says he ran an afterschool program at the high school where his brother went, and was a cop in another town.

R424 42???!!!

[Quote] he ran an afterschool program

Of course he did, the fucking predator.

R428 Of course he was a predator, but Colton says he went after the guy, not the other way around. If you read the whole book, he was crazy promiscuous from adolescence onward.

Adults have a duty of are, r429.

R430 I think I know what you mean, even though I don't think you meant to write it that way.

I'm not here to pass judgement on everyone who was ever in Colton Haynes's life. He wrote the book, so take it up with him, not me. That experience was in the 90s (?) - it's in the past - why do we waste time judging everything that happened years ago? There's nothing that can be done about it now, unless you want to track the guy down.

My guess is most of you will not read the book and if you don't you can't really get an idea of what it's about or what CH's life was like. It's very dense with incidents and experiences. You would be surprised a guy in his early 30s had such a life already. Both his parents are already dead. I mean the guy has lived a lot already.

*care

[Quote] why do we waste time judging everything that happened years ago? There's nothing that can be done about it now, unless you want to track the guy down.

You think that man put his penis in only one child? You think he's gone cold turkey since?

R434 I don't care about him. It happened in Kansas 20 years ago. Alert the authorities if it bothers you to this extent.

[Quote] I don't care about him.

What about his victims? He could me molesting someone as you type.

*He could be

R436 Okay, tell us all what you intend to do about it.

[Quote] Okay, tell us all what you intend to do about it.

Inspire you to join a DL vigilante group.

By reading his book, does he come off as more top, bottom, or versatile?

Just wondering.

I haven't read it yet but probably will one of these days.

Probably more of a bottom overall though he talks about topping one guy, that I can recall. His sex life is kind of all over the place, in the book, as to his preferences, even the kind of guy he's attracted to, like he falls into a very rough dom/sub thing at one point (him being the bottom) where that hadn't been his pattern up till then.

R422 / R423 Do you think I care whether you are one or more idiots spewing nonsense? HAHAHA I can assure you, i don't. I got things to do and am not going through extra steps to accommodate your monkey ass! Fuck you, ya lame mutha fuckah! HAHAHA!

[Quote] your monkey ass!

Is that a racial comment?

Did he explain why he had sex with females in his book considering he is gay?

Try to be a bit less tiresom, Matt at r444.

*tiresome

R444 He's talked about it before

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R448 what the fuck are you talking about?

R448/R449 is the bisexual troll R450

[quote] Coriander Martini has a nose that's too long and a jaw that's too narrow. A horse face, basically. And with a low forehead to boot.

I would never order a coriander martini, just because I am not a fan of the spice. But I'm doubly set against the idea now!

Yes. Me.

I never will understand some of the guys gay men fawn all over. He is not ugly by any stretch. But he is also not the kind of guy that you would see on the street and drive around the block to look at again or the guy you try to slyly stalk at the gym because he is so gorgeous.

In a room full of people, I wouldn't give Colton a second look. Sorry, but he's very basic.

Eyes too close together

Basic? Not with that bone structure. Poor dear sad old Zac Efron has ruined his face in the pursuit of a jawline like Colton's.

Nice to see he's growing his hair out more. He has great hair. Less foundation/tanner would be a good idea, though.

I'm sure he had a good time in Brazil.

Colto sent his ex Jerreth Ludwig a video of him wearing a shirt with Jerreth on it.

Nice to see they're still friends R459

Lol, yeah plenty. He's nothing to write home about.

Yes, OP! Chris Riccobono of Untuckit fame! Oh, baby!

Riccobono? What a name.