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Has there ever been a better-looking guy than Colton Haynes?

If so, then who and why?

by Anonymousreply 447June 25, 2022 1:36 AM

That whore?

by Anonymousreply 1February 15, 2022 10:23 PM

Too many to name.

by Anonymousreply 2February 15, 2022 10:35 PM

Just by the fact that he's a extreme trans activist he's ugly to me.

Ps: there are too many.

by Anonymousreply 3February 15, 2022 10:40 PM

Current Colton or the starving fame hungry waif of a decade ago Colton?

by Anonymousreply 4February 15, 2022 10:43 PM

You have horrible taste in men, OP. Kill yo-self.

by Anonymousreply 5February 15, 2022 10:45 PM

His name is COLTO.

by Anonymousreply 6February 15, 2022 10:45 PM

He was slightly photogenic.

by Anonymousreply 7February 15, 2022 10:47 PM

R3 why don't you like trans activists?

by Anonymousreply 8February 15, 2022 10:47 PM

One obvious guy who is better-looking that Colton Haynes is Younger Colton Haynes.

Sorry Colty, your fanbase has shrunk down as you puffed up.

by Anonymousreply 9February 15, 2022 10:49 PM

You did say "guy," OP. So...no.

by Anonymousreply 10February 15, 2022 10:55 PM

Jerreth really got him at his prime fresh twunkness. Gotta give it to that psycho-eyed chickenhawk bisexual.........

by Anonymousreply 11February 15, 2022 11:07 PM

This made me laugh. Thank you, OP

by Anonymousreply 12February 15, 2022 11:08 PM

R11 I bet he pounded that chicken like it owed him money.

by Anonymousreply 13February 15, 2022 11:11 PM

Good one!

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by Anonymousreply 14February 15, 2022 11:12 PM

The look, the touch, the feel...

by Anonymousreply 15February 15, 2022 11:19 PM

Colton, if this is what your broke ass is paying a publicist for you are not getting your money’s worth, even if you are paying them shite.

by Anonymousreply 16February 15, 2022 11:32 PM

For those that like that sort of thing...

by Anonymousreply 17February 15, 2022 11:37 PM

Rian Garrick was more sexy.

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by Anonymousreply 18February 15, 2022 11:38 PM

I think he is so handsome and would make such a perfect husband. But he has low self esteem and keeps getting caught up with the wrong partners.

If I lived in NY or LA I would move in on him. I think he and I would be a great fit.

But alas, I don’t do long distance.

by Anonymousreply 19February 15, 2022 11:58 PM

Nope he's number 1

by Anonymousreply 20February 15, 2022 11:59 PM

Funny, he seems more like #2.

by Anonymousreply 21February 16, 2022 12:04 AM

Yes. Mark, the wheelchair guy, from Friday the 13th part 2.

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by Anonymousreply 22February 16, 2022 12:07 AM

I think Colton Haynes is rather fetching.

by Anonymousreply 23February 16, 2022 12:16 AM

Yes, his name was Doug Savant.

by Anonymousreply 24February 16, 2022 1:00 AM

Colto threads used to be more interesting 5 years ago. It seems his fan base has shrank to 7 aging LA poofters.

by Anonymousreply 25February 16, 2022 1:07 AM

I am Oh Dearing myself

by Anonymousreply 26February 16, 2022 1:08 AM

He might have looked better with brown eyes.

by Anonymousreply 27February 16, 2022 1:12 AM

This young man needs to star in a new movie about Dorian Gray, quick smart!

He looks extremely pretty and looks devoid of intelligence. What more could one ask?

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by Anonymousreply 29February 16, 2022 1:27 AM

Colto is very lucky he sucked the right dick for his d List acting “career” He would be an onlyfans bottom slut right now otherwise.

by Anonymousreply 30February 16, 2022 2:33 AM

R29 heir to the underwear family

by Anonymousreply 31February 16, 2022 2:36 AM

He doesn't need OF, he wrote an autobiography, out in May, probably will be a he big seller, it's full of dirt.

by Anonymousreply 32February 16, 2022 2:37 AM

*be a big seller

by Anonymousreply 33February 16, 2022 2:37 AM

OP I certainly hope so!

by Anonymousreply 34February 16, 2022 2:40 AM

Bill Campbell

Ethan Peck

I'm saying this as someone who was once mad for Colto. But once that dizzy queen flashed his tits at a camera while riding a roller coaster at the same time his mother was dying and the rest of his family had to start a Go Fund Me to pay for her funeral... Bye Felicia.

by Anonymousreply 35February 16, 2022 2:54 AM

“Colto, show us on the doll where Bryan Singer touched you.”

by Anonymousreply 36February 16, 2022 3:57 AM

I can think of several gentlemen name Chris who fit the bill.

by Anonymousreply 37February 16, 2022 4:00 AM

Very hot when young, but now she looks rode-hard and pill-faced.

by Anonymousreply 38February 16, 2022 4:25 AM

[quote] Start a thread series on Jack alahee please. He is in lass loset and is a part of How to Get Away with Murder. I was shocked to see no thread on him while umpteen are olto ayes. Yikes.

[quote] his nstagram link:

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by Anonymousreply 39February 16, 2022 4:30 AM

Get back to us when you've seen him without wearing makeup.

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by Anonymousreply 40February 16, 2022 5:51 AM

R38 Plus bloated,. He should be called Bloato.

by Anonymousreply 41February 16, 2022 5:55 AM

Nick Scotti

by Anonymousreply 42February 16, 2022 10:06 PM


by Anonymousreply 43February 17, 2022 3:16 AM

r41 Is it unfortunate filler, or just coke & alcohol bloat?

by Anonymousreply 44February 17, 2022 3:31 AM

William Holden, Gregory Peck, Errol Flynn. Brad Pitt, Paul Newman.

by Anonymousreply 45February 17, 2022 3:42 AM

[Quote] He doesn't need OF, he wrote an autobiography, out in May, probably will be a he big seller, it's full of dirt.

I don't think it will have that much dirt.

by Anonymousreply 46February 17, 2022 10:59 AM

I really think his book won't sell well.

Who's the target audience? Even the DL has lost interest.

As far as "dirt" goes, he's still trying to make it as an actor.

He's not going to rat out Hollywood because he's still looking for a paycheck.

by Anonymousreply 47February 17, 2022 11:34 AM

R46 I guess it depends on what's meant by dirt. If you mean naming a lot of names, then, no. But the excerpts that have been printed so far got a lot of people talking.

by Anonymousreply 48February 17, 2022 12:38 PM

R48 the Vulture article was depressing.

by Anonymousreply 49February 18, 2022 5:44 AM

R49 Yes, it was. It seemed like he wasn't driven by ambition so much as desperation. I can understand why he made it to a certain level of success. A lot of people wouldn't have been willing to do things he did. I don't know, it's hard to explain. But I felt sorry for him.

by Anonymousreply 50February 18, 2022 11:50 AM

Some how along the way I lost the point of this thread?

by Anonymousreply 51February 18, 2022 11:52 AM

R51 won't be the last time that happens on DL.

by Anonymousreply 52February 18, 2022 1:26 PM

R51 You could try reading the headline and description

by Anonymousreply 53February 18, 2022 8:43 PM

Colton has shown up on an episode of Dollface, the Hulu girl friendship show starring a Kat Denning. He plays the Gay dad of little boy who’s mother is dating one of the lead’s friends. He looks trim, though the face seems a bit tweaked.I’m surprised DL isn’t into Dollface, it’s a fun show with a bit of campy surrealism.

by Anonymousreply 54February 20, 2022 3:36 AM

Dollface thread.

by Anonymousreply 55February 20, 2022 3:39 AM

It must be hard to have looked like that and then to not.

by Anonymousreply 56February 20, 2022 4:44 AM

I first discovered Colto in The Gates on ABC. He was absolutely stunning. Here is a PR shot from that series. That is a punim that launched a thousand ships.

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by Anonymousreply 57February 20, 2022 5:00 AM

This thread is full of mentions of nobodies.

by Anonymousreply 58February 20, 2022 5:30 AM

R54 someone did make a Dollface thread. I haven't watched the new season yet but i really enjoyed the first because of all the guest stars like Tia Carrere, Macaulay and Shelley Hennig.

by Anonymousreply 59February 20, 2022 7:20 AM

Agreed, that was where I first saw him too, and Colton's Brett was the main draw of the series to me.

by Anonymousreply 60February 20, 2022 8:16 AM

Depends. Does he have a big cock? Have we ever seen it? Is there any VPL pics?

by Anonymousreply 61February 20, 2022 8:20 AM

I first saw Colton on The Hills with a fringe.

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by Anonymousreply 62February 20, 2022 8:51 AM

R57 He was photogenic and gave good pouty face. In real life he was not all that.

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by Anonymousreply 63February 20, 2022 9:01 AM

R63 he's cute in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 64February 20, 2022 10:04 AM

I mean...DOZENS. Thanks to social media, they're a dime a dozen.

by Anonymousreply 65February 20, 2022 10:11 AM

He's stunning. I always wanted him to get more work, especially after he came out. I'll have to check out Dollface.

by Anonymousreply 66February 20, 2022 10:12 AM

R59 using Google I did find a Dollface thread for season one that is closed, but no matter what I do I can’t find one for season two, only cute animal threads. If you know of one please link. I’ve made to many threads that have died on the vine lately, so didn’t want to curse it.

by Anonymousreply 67February 20, 2022 10:14 AM


by Anonymousreply 68February 20, 2022 10:28 AM

A bottom whore who could only land a florist.

by Anonymousreply 69February 20, 2022 11:29 AM

R67 oh i didn't realize it's closed. I don't think there is a thread for season 2.

by Anonymousreply 70February 20, 2022 1:26 PM

Does he have a big cock?

by Anonymousreply 71February 21, 2022 9:50 AM

This guy is better looking than him, next.

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by Anonymousreply 72February 28, 2022 6:24 PM

R72 he has a nice body but i think Colton is prettier.

by Anonymousreply 73March 1, 2022 11:21 AM

Was , Miss Bloato isn’t pretty anymore!

by Anonymousreply 74March 1, 2022 5:24 PM
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by Anonymousreply 75March 7, 2022 3:05 PM

OMG YES! I don't find him attractive at all. He has terminal "Gay Face." He's too primped. I like a man's man. He would be very low on my list of attractive men (assuming he'd make the list at all).

by Anonymousreply 76March 7, 2022 3:14 PM

R76, who do you think are the best-looking men ever? Just wondering.

by Anonymousreply 77March 7, 2022 10:15 PM

R77 Oliver Reed

by Anonymousreply 78March 7, 2022 10:17 PM

Im glad Colton made through the dark period he was in

But let me now remind you disrespectful ass bitches that Colton was IT when he hit the TV scene around 2009-2010. Datalounge ordained him twink of the year, obsessed and salivated over him like a piece of meat for a good 2-3 years. Like many before him, once he came out the closet his fellow homosexuals lost interest.

by Anonymousreply 79March 7, 2022 11:47 PM

Yes, Oliver Reed was hot! Mmmmm!

by Anonymousreply 80March 8, 2022 12:09 AM

Errol Flynn, for one.

by Anonymousreply 81March 8, 2022 12:16 AM

I like Corrado Martini

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by Anonymousreply 82March 8, 2022 6:06 AM

I think DL lost interest R79 because he milked his "straightness" for all it was worth with the Bachelor and other reality crap, and now is doing the exact same thing with his coming out.

Just because he's gay and relatively handsome doesn't mean he needs to be plastering his face all over TV.

by Anonymousreply 83March 8, 2022 6:54 AM

R79 People lost interest when they realized what a pathetic mess he is and it didn’t help that his looks went south as soon as he hit 30..

by Anonymousreply 84March 8, 2022 7:03 AM

R84 You must be a sweet person.

by Anonymousreply 85March 8, 2022 7:28 AM

R83 you're thinking of the [italic]other[/italic] Colton.

by Anonymousreply 86March 8, 2022 8:39 AM

Oh I am R86, you're right.

Never mind. I like Colton Haynes. He does seem a bit tortured but what gay man isn't. His career kind of going downhill didn't really help matters.

Poor kid just needs therapy. LOTS of therapy.

by Anonymousreply 87March 8, 2022 8:49 AM

When does he cease being a "kid"?

by Anonymousreply 88March 8, 2022 3:30 PM

R79 I think a lot of people lost interest in him when he married that creepy looking old guy. It showed not only poor judgment, but it revealed the deepest and most serious of flaws in a gay man - POOR TASTE!!!

by Anonymousreply 89March 8, 2022 3:37 PM

I don't think I ever lost interest in any celeb based on who they married.

by Anonymousreply 90March 8, 2022 9:06 PM

I am still shocked Colton married Jeff. Jeff is so ugly and old and fem. I figured Colton would like young goodlooking masculine guys.

by Anonymousreply 91March 8, 2022 9:27 PM

R91 Batshit insane guys like Bloato are only good to fuck not to marry and be tied down with.

by Anonymousreply 92March 8, 2022 9:48 PM

[Quote] Jeff is so ugly and old and fem.

I disagree, but i think it was very obvious that they weren't going to last. Colton was in a rough spot and had alot going on.

by Anonymousreply 93March 9, 2022 9:20 AM

Better looking than Colton Haynes? Yes, anyone, anywhere, anytime. Stop with this PR Colton BS. We see you fanclub of 1.

by Anonymousreply 94March 9, 2022 9:22 AM

He's not my type at all, but I did think he was a beautiful man when he first popped up in Arrow - I'd not seen him before.

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by Anonymousreply 95March 9, 2022 10:56 AM

This is such a ridic topic. HOWEVER, I think my entry will wrap this up.

I'm gonna lay, Mr. Nathan Owens, on your asses.

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by Anonymousreply 96March 9, 2022 11:11 AM

The tone towards Colton really changed when he came out. Gay men are so catty.

by Anonymousreply 97March 9, 2022 11:13 AM


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by Anonymousreply 98March 9, 2022 11:15 AM

So many men are better looking than CR. Far too many to name.

BTW, I had not seen the gorgeous men at R96 and R98 before but either one of them really should end this silly conversation.


by Anonymousreply 99March 9, 2022 11:27 AM

R96 Nathan looked pretty good on Batwoman. Have you seen the video of him dancing to the Backstreet Boys?

by Anonymousreply 100March 9, 2022 11:32 AM

And if those became famous and out, you'd start trashing them too.

by Anonymousreply 101March 9, 2022 11:33 AM

Of course there are better looking male Caucasians than Colton.

Still, we can say he was a very handsome fella compared to the fugly general population.

by Anonymousreply 102March 10, 2022 1:02 AM

I'm better in bed

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by Anonymousreply 103March 10, 2022 4:49 AM

R103, God damn he's hot as fuck

by Anonymousreply 104March 10, 2022 5:08 AM

R103 speaking from experience?

by Anonymousreply 105March 10, 2022 6:10 AM

[Quote] God damn he's hot as fuck

Bless your heart.

by Anonymousreply 106March 10, 2022 7:53 AM

Meh, I prefer Colton over that pansexual drug addict R103.

by Anonymousreply 107March 10, 2022 8:01 AM

Tyler Posey isn't gay so of course he'll be treated better at the DL.

by Anonymousreply 108March 10, 2022 8:07 AM

Colton aged like curdled milk and she turned out to be a sad, tragic queen that was married for 6 months.

by Anonymousreply 109March 10, 2022 8:10 AM

R109 Not only that at his peak he looked anorexic and sad in person. He only looked great in photos.

by Anonymousreply 110March 10, 2022 8:15 AM

Posey with all his tatts is revolting.

Colton is unblemished-I hope.

by Anonymousreply 111March 10, 2022 8:17 AM

R108 Posey isn't straight.

by Anonymousreply 112March 10, 2022 8:21 AM

Reading comprehension is your friend, r112.

by Anonymousreply 113March 10, 2022 8:50 AM

[Quote] Not only that at his peak he looked anorexic and sad in person. He only looked great in photos.

Your pants are on fire.

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by Anonymousreply 114March 10, 2022 8:52 AM

[Quote] Colton aged like curdled milk

You're lyin' you're lyin'

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by Anonymousreply 115March 10, 2022 8:56 AM

I can read just fine R113

by Anonymousreply 116March 10, 2022 9:22 AM

[Quote] I can read just fine [R113]

Evidently not. "Tyler Posey is not gay" does not mean that Tyler Posey is straight.

by Anonymousreply 117March 10, 2022 9:36 AM

R117 uh huh

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by Anonymousreply 118March 10, 2022 9:42 AM

Neither one of you know him, so you don't know what the FUCK he is. HE says he's straight. THE END.

Keep it movin'

by Anonymousreply 119March 10, 2022 10:06 AM

Move it along, toots r119.

by Anonymousreply 120March 10, 2022 10:08 AM

R119 no, he didn't. And in case you forgot, this is a [bold]gossip site[/bold].

by Anonymousreply 121March 10, 2022 10:54 AM

This thread is so OVAH!

by Anonymousreply 122March 10, 2022 6:14 PM

Regardless, Posey looks hot af in that gif

by Anonymousreply 123March 10, 2022 7:23 PM

Posey is "ok" I guess. I wouldn't do Posey, but I wouldn't even give Haynes a 2d look.

by Anonymousreply 124March 11, 2022 1:09 PM

[Quote] I wouldn't even give Haynes a 2d look.

As if you have options.

by Anonymousreply 125March 11, 2022 1:12 PM

R125 is obviously desperate and thinks everyone else is as fat and disgusting and old as he is! HA!

by Anonymousreply 126March 11, 2022 1:13 PM

Preferences are one thing. The suggestion that Colton Haynes is anything but an exceptionally goodlooking man is plain silly.

by Anonymousreply 127March 11, 2022 1:15 PM

R119 Yes, he did. And gossip doesn't mean "Full of shit."

by Anonymousreply 128March 11, 2022 5:04 PM

^R121 I meant ^

by Anonymousreply 129March 11, 2022 5:04 PM

R128 please stop lying.

by Anonymousreply 130March 12, 2022 12:46 AM

“I haven’t had sex with a man before,” he said in one video.

“We’ve blown each other, you know what I mean? But never had sex. So, yes, I have been with men before.”

“To anybody who is new here and asking if I’ve hooked up with guys before, the answer is yes,” he added in another clip.

Tyler might say he's straight at the moment but he says a lot of things. I had no idea until I started looking at threads on DL that a guy who gives blow jobs to other guys (for pleasure, not profit) could be considered straight. I always thought straight meant you are not doing anything sexual with people of your own gender. I thought that if you do sexual things with people of both genders, you're bi, and same-sex, you're gay. So I'd call Tyler bi, but that's just me.

by Anonymousreply 131March 12, 2022 4:51 AM

Of course guys who blow other guys are straight.

by Anonymousreply 132March 12, 2022 6:00 AM

Is this a Colton thread or a Posey thread?

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by Anonymousreply 133March 12, 2022 8:14 AM

r96 I do agree that Nathan Owens is one of the best, if not the best looking man I've seen in entertainment. the only way he could get more hot would be to announce that he's gay

by Anonymousreply 134March 12, 2022 9:14 AM

R130 Please take a flying leap.

by Anonymousreply 135March 12, 2022 9:15 AM

R133. Tyler Hoechlin is very hot and arguably better-looking than Colton.

Too bad he seems extremely straight.

by Anonymousreply 136March 12, 2022 9:20 AM

[Quote] Too bad he seems extremely straight.

The gay rumours have started up again because of an ex gf. I really don't think you're missing out, Hoechlin's a little too messy these days.

by Anonymousreply 137March 12, 2022 11:40 AM

Messy? He's never been in the blogs.

by Anonymousreply 138March 12, 2022 11:41 AM

R138 then you're not following the right blogs. He's been getting the side-eye for his latest "gf" because of how young she is.

by Anonymousreply 139March 12, 2022 11:49 AM

Hoechlin isn't attractive to me - he does have a good body but maybe it's the rabbit teeth.

by Anonymousreply 140March 12, 2022 1:14 PM

R140 I agree. Hoechlin certainly looks better than Colton Haynes (I mean, who doesn't? As this thread shows, quite a few actors do). But I certainly would not rank Hoechlin as a top hottie in entertainment. So many others far exceed him in looks.

by Anonymousreply 141March 12, 2022 8:07 PM
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by Anonymousreply 142March 13, 2022 12:36 AM

James Dean and Rob Lowe and Nick Scotti

by Anonymousreply 143March 29, 2022 12:23 AM

Not Nick Scotti. Not with that overbite and those fishlips.

by Anonymousreply 144March 29, 2022 1:03 AM

R144, what?!

by Anonymousreply 145March 29, 2022 1:42 AM

I wonder why Nick Scotti never became bigger.

by Anonymousreply 146March 29, 2022 1:45 AM

Colton is a rough 33. He looks closer to 40. Not much of a career. Can't keep a man--especially a rich one. No Thanks.

by Anonymousreply 147March 29, 2022 1:46 AM

R146, yeah he deserved to be a big star

by Anonymousreply 148March 29, 2022 1:46 AM

[Quote] Can't keep a man--especially a rich one. No Thanks.

Are you... a rich man?

by Anonymousreply 149March 29, 2022 1:47 AM

[Quote] R144, what?!

This horse faced bastard is not better looking than Colton Lee Grant Haynes. Capisce?

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by Anonymousreply 150March 29, 2022 1:54 AM

Nice try R150. Nick Scotti is now 55 years old. Why don't you compare young Nick Scotti to Colton Haynes. There is no competition. Nick was fine back in the day with chiseled model looks. Colton NEVER had anything like that.

Stop trying to make Colton Haynes happen. For a supposed good looking guy, Colton is very average among guys in general and very below average for a "star!"

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by Anonymousreply 151March 29, 2022 12:24 PM

Even Timothee looks better than Colton.

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by Anonymousreply 152March 29, 2022 12:27 PM
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by Anonymousreply 153March 29, 2022 12:46 PM

I mean...Jesse Williams

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by Anonymousreply 154March 29, 2022 12:54 PM

^^It should be illegal to look like this. It's certainly un-FUCKING-fair^^

by Anonymousreply 155March 29, 2022 12:55 PM

[Quote] Stop trying to make Colton Haynes happen. For a supposed good looking guy, Colton is very average among guys in general and very below average for a "star!"

Colton has six million followers on Instagram. And more people have seen "Teen Wolf" and "Arrow" than "Trick" or whatever that Nick Scotti indie was called.

by Anonymousreply 156March 29, 2022 4:39 PM

[Quote] Nice try R150. Nick Scotti is now 55 years old.

I didn't post a pic of Nick Scotti at 55 years old. I posted a red carpet pic, so people can see what he looks like without photo magic.

by Anonymousreply 157March 29, 2022 4:41 PM

I don’t think Colto holds a candle to Beau Mirchoff. It’s like comparing Spam to a thick T-bone.

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by Anonymousreply 159March 29, 2022 6:56 PM

R157 You are comparing apples and oranges. Are you really trying to say Colton is hot by comparing him with someone old enough to be his father? HA! Stop being ridiculous!

by Anonymousreply 160March 29, 2022 8:05 PM

R156 Nick Scotti is pre-instagram. Besides is really the number of instagram followers a barometer of who is hot?

FYI, Donald Trump has 23M Instagram followers. I guess by your measurements, Trump is hotter than Colton.

by Anonymousreply 161March 29, 2022 8:08 PM

[quote] Has there ever been a better-looking guy than Colton Haynes

I’m curious, what’s his hole like?

by Anonymousreply 162March 29, 2022 8:21 PM

I thought this was about Dick Haymes

by Anonymousreply 163March 29, 2022 8:43 PM

This face is more handsome thant Colton's?! On what fucking planet.

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by Anonymousreply 164March 30, 2022 12:04 AM

That's an old photo R164. Jesus. Try looking for more recent bad photos of the guy to make your point.

by Anonymousreply 165March 30, 2022 12:16 PM

Kudos to Beau for working on his body. But he's not remotely as photogenic. And those eyebags...

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by Anonymousreply 166March 30, 2022 2:43 PM

* But he's not remotely as photogenic as Colton.

by Anonymousreply 167March 30, 2022 2:43 PM

Beau vs. Colton? Really? Not much difference between the two and certainly nothing worth arguing over.

by Anonymousreply 168March 31, 2022 7:36 AM

Yes. He's handsome. Helen of Troy he aint.

by Anonymousreply 169March 31, 2022 8:37 AM

Posey looks like he sleeps in a dumpster half the time.

by Anonymousreply 170April 3, 2022 12:45 PM

R170 he looks fine.

by Anonymousreply 171April 3, 2022 1:09 PM
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by Anonymousreply 172April 22, 2022 7:22 AM

Anyone know why he keeps his hair so short so often? It's not like he's losing his hair or anything, so what is the point?

by Anonymousreply 173April 22, 2022 7:29 AM

R79 I really don't think that is accurate.

He never appealed to me but I see why others might enjoy him. His falling out of favor has nothing to do with him coming out. People in outer space could see this boy was gay long before he "revealed" it. The problem is that his type usually has a small window of appeal. You can't be a twink forever.

He had a good run. For the people who enjoyed him for being a twink, his time is just about up. Nobody turned on him.

by Anonymousreply 174April 22, 2022 8:31 AM

I don't think that's quite true. The tone of his threads used to be light and fun, which was surprising as threads about the closeted are often scathing. DL definitely switched up on him once her came out, and BEFORE he got fat.

by Anonymousreply 175April 22, 2022 8:53 AM

I understand that he has to promote his memoir but I loathe that he engages in such manipulation by posting the teary video at r172.

by Anonymousreply 176April 22, 2022 8:54 AM

I'd like a Colton miniseries. Who could play teen Colton? Can Manu Rios speak with an American accent?

by Anonymousreply 177April 22, 2022 8:55 AM

[Quote] Anyone know why he keeps his hair so short so often? It's not like he's losing his hair or anything, so what is the point?

Maybe he has noticeable greys when he lets it grow out. I'm sick of the closely cropped hair.

by Anonymousreply 178April 22, 2022 8:56 AM

R177 Manu doesn't look like Colto.

by Anonymousreply 179April 22, 2022 10:39 AM

Manu favors young Colton more than Viola Davis favors Michelle Obama, hon.

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by Anonymousreply 180April 22, 2022 11:41 AM

Colton posted about a co-star as his doppelganger back in 2015. The co-star would be about 21 now.

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by Anonymousreply 181April 22, 2022 11:47 AM

R180 another suggestion would be Mason Dye.

by Anonymousreply 182April 22, 2022 12:17 PM

Was Colton ever really a twink? I mean, as an actor. I didn't think of him as a twink on Teen Wolf.

by Anonymousreply 183April 22, 2022 2:51 PM

Mason Dye is too short (and also looks nothing like Colton).

by Anonymousreply 184April 22, 2022 2:52 PM

Some fangirl claimed this guy is a Colton lookalike. Anyway, whoever plays Colton doesn't have to be a lookalike. They just have to be the right type.

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by Anonymousreply 185April 22, 2022 3:34 PM

R175 Twinks age, get over it. You can still like him if you want, but you can't be mad if others have moved on.

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by Anonymousreply 186April 22, 2022 3:37 PM

Your link rather belies your point.

by Anonymousreply 187April 22, 2022 3:39 PM

Colton hasn't been fat for a long time but the pointless bitches of DL don't need facts...

by Anonymousreply 188April 22, 2022 3:40 PM

Colton crying on Instagram over his mom to try and sell copies of his new book.

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by Anonymousreply 189April 22, 2022 4:39 PM

[Quote] (and also looks nothing like Colton).

In your opinion.

by Anonymousreply 190April 23, 2022 3:20 AM

Is Colton gay or bisexual?

by Anonymousreply 191April 23, 2022 4:29 AM


by Anonymousreply 192April 23, 2022 8:54 AM

R180 Not even remotely, Larry.

by Anonymousreply 193April 23, 2022 10:20 AM

[quote]Some fangirl claimed this guy is a Colton lookalike. Anyway, whoever plays Colton doesn't have to be a lookalike. They just have to be the right type.

R185 He looks more like Dylan O'Brien than Colton.

by Anonymousreply 194April 23, 2022 12:52 PM

R190 I just don't see any resemblance between Mason and Colton.

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by Anonymousreply 195April 23, 2022 12:56 PM

PS Besides, Mason's only 6 years younger than Colton - Colton may as well play himself.

by Anonymousreply 196April 23, 2022 1:02 PM

R189 Poor Colty needs some cuddly - and a sugar daddy to buy up the copies of his book.

by Anonymousreply 197April 23, 2022 1:28 PM

[Quote] Not even remotely, Larry.

Black hair, big blue eyes, thick eyebrows. Close enough.

by Anonymousreply 198April 23, 2022 1:42 PM

Not to be too picky, but Colton has brown hair.

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by Anonymousreply 200April 23, 2022 1:59 PM

Colton's hair has highlights in that gif.

by Anonymousreply 201April 23, 2022 2:05 PM

Brown, you say?

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by Anonymousreply 202April 23, 2022 2:09 PM

Colton's natural hair is brown.

Manu Rios has an accent. And it isn't a Kansas accent.

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by Anonymousreply 203April 23, 2022 2:23 PM

r180 He looks more like young Colton than old Colton looks like young Colton.

by Anonymousreply 204April 23, 2022 7:34 PM

Colty and Gus Kenworthy should become comfort buddies.

by Anonymousreply 205April 23, 2022 9:33 PM

What type of men is Colton into? Masc or fem?

by Anonymousreply 206April 23, 2022 9:46 PM

Don't ask.

by Anonymousreply 207April 23, 2022 10:17 PM

Like 4...on my block.

by Anonymousreply 208April 23, 2022 10:45 PM

Manu Rios. Maybe they could re-set Colton's biography in Spain.

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by Anonymousreply 209April 24, 2022 6:05 AM

Is this Manu a 'mo?

by Anonymousreply 210April 24, 2022 6:15 AM

R209 lmao

by Anonymousreply 211April 24, 2022 8:39 AM

[Quote] Maybe they could re-set Colton's biography in Spain.

I'd be here for that. Imagine a Coltanno Haynes-Franco miniseries directed by Almodovar.

by Anonymousreply 212April 24, 2022 8:47 AM

I know we’re talking about Colton, but THOSE LIPS on Manu. Nice.

by Anonymousreply 213April 24, 2022 11:05 AM

The good old days.

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by Anonymousreply 215May 20, 2022 2:06 PM

Has his book been published?

by Anonymousreply 216May 20, 2022 2:08 PM

Group photo

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by Anonymousreply 217May 20, 2022 2:09 PM

Oof! Colton hanging out with Dan? That’s apt to trigger a lot of people here

by Anonymousreply 218May 20, 2022 2:32 PM

Dan Wooton?

by Anonymousreply 219May 20, 2022 2:38 PM

R218, why ?

by Anonymousreply 220May 20, 2022 6:40 PM

Dan and Colton were very flirty for a period on instagram pre-covid. I wonder if they hooked up. Is Colton a bottom? I don't know much about him - just that he's better looking than Dan.

by Anonymousreply 221May 20, 2022 6:41 PM

Dan Levy? Wasn't Colton seeing that writer who brought out a book about his addiction/rehab?

by Anonymousreply 222May 20, 2022 7:17 PM

[quote] [R218], why ?

Because I believe there to be a quite large contingent of DL'ers that find Dan Levy hideous, fat, and quite undeserving of any romantic relationships. Much less with someone being heralded in a thread as never "a better-looking guy than..."

by Anonymousreply 223May 21, 2022 3:49 AM

R216 yes, Colton had a book signing recently.

by Anonymousreply 224May 21, 2022 10:53 AM

And there's been no talk here about the book? That's surprising. I'd expect some hate reading, at least.

by Anonymousreply 225May 21, 2022 11:20 AM

R225 someone made a thread but i guess no DLer has read it yet.

by Anonymousreply 226May 21, 2022 11:25 AM

It doesn't come out until May 31st

by Anonymousreply 227May 21, 2022 1:48 PM

Thanks, r227. I knew DL wouldn't stay silent when they could give Colton another kicking.

by Anonymousreply 228May 21, 2022 1:48 PM

It would be interesting if people here explained what they hate about Colton. I think it has something to do with him being Midwestern and sort of white-trashy, not going to college, and making it on his own, having determination and drive to be somebody from a young age. Not to mention the drug, weight, and relationship problems.

by Anonymousreply 229May 21, 2022 2:05 PM

...And jealousy.

by Anonymousreply 230May 21, 2022 2:06 PM

It boils down to: 1) He is gay. 2) He is no longer a twink. 3) He's no longer on a popular TV show. Even the fact that he has bounced back from weight gain makes no difference to DL. They put him down below their kind, which is laughable.

by Anonymousreply 231May 21, 2022 2:10 PM

I don’t hate him. Not even a little.

by Anonymousreply 232May 21, 2022 2:47 PM

Do they actually like anyone who got famous from Teen Wolf? (Oh yeah - Froy.)

by Anonymousreply 233May 21, 2022 2:58 PM

r229 simply put we have some hating ass bitches here. Some of the same ones were beating their meat to his pics 10 years ago

by Anonymousreply 234May 21, 2022 3:19 PM

R233 Cody and Dylan S.....or they used to. I don't think i have ever seen anything negative about Charlie on here either.

by Anonymousreply 235May 21, 2022 3:53 PM

What about Max?

by Anonymousreply 236May 21, 2022 4:02 PM

Didn't Cody try to be a rapper? And still, DL fell to its knees.

by Anonymousreply 237May 21, 2022 4:04 PM

He was pretty when young. He looks a bit weird now. Very bloated, sorta yellow and looks like he has no eyebrows. Even when young, he was not the hottest guy in the world. Joe Manganiello, Sam Worthington, Chris Evans and Jesse Metcalfe had more my attention in the early 2010s.

by Anonymousreply 238May 21, 2022 4:07 PM

R237 He's very good! If You turn off the sound.

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by Anonymousreply 239May 21, 2022 4:12 PM

R236 why would DLers care about Max?

R238 Jesse also had Marc Cherry's attention.

by Anonymousreply 240May 21, 2022 4:21 PM

[quote]why would DLers care about Max?

R240 Maybe you should specify why they wouldn't. You mean because he's straight, or because you think he's unattractive? Or some other reason?

by Anonymousreply 241May 21, 2022 4:27 PM

Yellow? He looks sunburned. And not a bit bloated. He has exquisite features.

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by Anonymousreply 242May 21, 2022 4:27 PM

R241 because he's straight. And I don't think the Carver twins are ugly.

by Anonymousreply 243May 21, 2022 4:36 PM

He’s beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 244May 21, 2022 4:36 PM

R242 He peaked early. He was stunning when young. Now, he looks like an average 30-something guy who goes to the gym and obsesses over calories which you can find in any city. He was bloated not too long ago. Not shocked as he suffers from anxiety disorders and disordered eating. Even when he was young and pretty. He was batshit crazy, don't put your dick in crazy.

by Anonymousreply 245May 21, 2022 4:42 PM

There's nothing average about that bone structure.

by Anonymousreply 246May 21, 2022 4:48 PM

[Quote] Even when he was young and pretty. He was batshit crazy, don't put your dick in crazy.

What is your definition of batshit?

by Anonymousreply 247May 21, 2022 4:50 PM

R246 What exactly is unique about it? You see young goodlooking guys everyday. Once they hit 30, it starts going downhill. And bone structure can only do so much. If Colton stayed in Kansas or Texas, he would likely look like that fat truck driver or construction worker or Wal-Mart employee. He has to watch his diet and work out obsessively for that reason.

by Anonymousreply 248May 21, 2022 4:52 PM

Most people have to watch their diet, dear.

by Anonymousreply 249May 21, 2022 5:05 PM

[quote]Has there ever been a better-looking guy than Colton Haynes?

They're a dime a dozen.

by Anonymousreply 250May 21, 2022 5:08 PM

R249 Well yeah, dear. But my point is a lot of young people are good-looking and his bone structure is not rare. Young Colton would not stick out of a local college lacrosse or football team or fraternity. He is nowhere close to as stunning as he was when young and if he wasn't famous, he'd be considered hot and all but not some type of exotic beauty. I know DL loves to worship white, masc-looking famous guys though.

by Anonymousreply 251May 21, 2022 5:09 PM

He's so handsome!

by Anonymousreply 252May 21, 2022 5:11 PM

R243 because he's straight. And I don't think the Carver twins are ugly.

But the post referred to Cody Christian, Dylan Sprayberry, and Charlie Carver. Cody and Dylan are also straight. But when I asked, what about Max? - you said no one on DL cares about Max because he's straight. Sorry but I don't get it, since they care about other straight TW alums.

by Anonymousreply 253May 21, 2022 5:19 PM

[Quote] not some type of exotic beauty. I know DL loves to worship white, masc-looking famous guys though.

Oh, please. Michael B. Jordan would kill for a jawline like Colton's.

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by Anonymousreply 254May 21, 2022 5:27 PM

R254 Very unflattering photo of Colto. He looks old and tired. I'll reiterate, there's plenty of pretty white things like him in any college town. Abercrombie does not employ "exotic."

Also, why Michael B Jordan? He's pretty fem. Lance Gross, Michael Ealy, Winston Duke, Tyson Beckford and Shemar Moore have sexy jawlines too.

Let's just agree to disagree, babe.

by Anonymousreply 255May 21, 2022 5:33 PM

Winston Duke?!

Yeah... let's agree to disagree, hon.

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by Anonymousreply 256May 21, 2022 5:39 PM

I get Jesse Metcalf and Jesse McCartney confused, though I know they were both very fuckable in the 2010's. They seem to have disappeared. But regarding Colton, it's ridiculous to say that he's not better than average looking. If he can control his weight, he'll end up with a sweet Christmas movie deal like DL fave Jonathon Bennett.

by Anonymousreply 257May 21, 2022 9:26 PM

Anyone know why Colton wears so many unflattering hairstyles? He hasn't lost any of his hair yet so I don't know why he doesn't take advantage of it while he still has it and grow it out and style it. He would look much better.

by Anonymousreply 258May 22, 2022 1:03 AM

Doesn't he usually wear the same sidewall hairstyle all the time?

by Anonymousreply 259May 22, 2022 5:19 AM

[Quote] I get Jesse Metcalf and Jesse McCartney confused, though I know they were both very fuckable in the 2010's. They seem to have disappeared.

I think McCartney is in those Alvin and the Chipmunks movies. And Metcalfe does Hallmark or maybe it's Lifetime movies? He was in that Dallas reboot. He has substance abuse issues.

[Quote] If he can control his weight, he'll end up with a sweet Christmas movie deal like DL fave Jonathon Bennett.

It would probably be better than doing another Teen Wolf movie lol

by Anonymousreply 260May 22, 2022 5:37 AM

Maybe Colton is getting a little salt 'n' pepper, so he keeps the hair very close cropped.I would like him to grow it out a bit too.

by Anonymousreply 261May 22, 2022 6:58 AM

ao let him know

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by Anonymousreply 263May 22, 2022 6:40 PM

R242 Is that him or the wax museum statue?

by Anonymousreply 264May 23, 2022 1:43 AM

R262 I can't with the chin hairs 😱

by Anonymousreply 265May 23, 2022 12:18 PM

Soul patches were a thing back then.

by Anonymousreply 266May 23, 2022 1:06 PM

R266 I blocked it out for a reason.

by Anonymousreply 267May 23, 2022 2:52 PM

My childhood crush, Danny Roberts, had one.

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by Anonymousreply 268May 23, 2022 3:45 PM

In that pic that R262 posted, that is literally the only time I have seen Colton with facial hair. Are there any other pics of him with it?

by Anonymousreply 269May 23, 2022 11:23 PM

Chin hairs? CHIN HAIRS, R265?!? What about those damn satanic freckles?

Ahhhh... but R263 is almost perfection. Very soothing!

by Anonymousreply 270May 24, 2022 2:38 AM

I assume some of you other bitches are ordering his book? I expect to be able to bitch about it with some other DLers.

by Anonymousreply 271May 24, 2022 2:50 AM

He'll be on GMA tomorrow, interviewed by DL fave Gio Benitez

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by Anonymousreply 272May 24, 2022 5:47 AM


Generic, bland, handsome = so not interesting to me

I call it the "JC Penney Mannequin Look".

Not even hot enough to be a Macy's Mannequin.

by Anonymousreply 273May 24, 2022 6:07 AM

Is Colton really bi instead of gay? He had sex with several females so I do wonder if he's bi...

by Anonymousreply 274May 24, 2022 6:13 AM

R274 The only one trying to spread this whole "Colton is bi" story is you

by Anonymousreply 275May 24, 2022 6:17 AM

R274 aside from the threesome, who else has he fucked? Do you think he actually dated Lauren and Holland?

by Anonymousreply 276May 24, 2022 7:18 AM

His crush is Emma Stone.

by Anonymousreply 277May 24, 2022 7:57 AM

[Quote]Is Colton really bi instead of gay?

Sweetie, I America, the default is still heterosexuality. I think he clarified his sexual preference when he MARRIED A MAN!

by Anonymousreply 278May 24, 2022 8:52 AM

^^^ "in" America.

by Anonymousreply 279May 24, 2022 8:53 AM

When did he say he was bi?

by Anonymousreply 280May 25, 2022 7:49 AM

R280 I don't think he ever did.

by Anonymousreply 281May 25, 2022 11:15 AM

Colton had a nose job

by Anonymousreply 282May 29, 2022 1:59 AM

R282 It appears that he did.

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by Anonymousreply 283May 29, 2022 2:13 AM

It's a good one.

by Anonymousreply 284May 29, 2022 6:18 AM

No. There’s never been a handsomer man, & there never will be.

by Anonymousreply 285May 29, 2022 6:21 AM

R282 Too bad he couldn’t get a brain job.

by Anonymousreply 286May 29, 2022 6:28 AM

Nope. One of the features that stops Colton from being too pretty, and thus facilitating his serving of masculine beauty, is his nose. See also, his enviable jawline.

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by Anonymousreply 287May 29, 2022 11:11 AM

These photos are fucking creepy.

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by Anonymousreply 288May 30, 2022 10:54 AM

R287 What do you mean by "nope", in that sentence?

by Anonymousreply 289May 30, 2022 5:35 PM

He's the Male madonna

by Anonymousreply 290May 30, 2022 5:36 PM

Maybe his biggest flaw, if he has any, is that he has a long torso and short legs.

by Anonymousreply 291May 30, 2022 5:38 PM

Whereas I have a short torso and long legs.

by Anonymousreply 292May 30, 2022 5:47 PM

I was abused.

by Anonymousreply 293May 30, 2022 5:50 PM

I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 294May 30, 2022 5:51 PM

[Quote] What do you mean by "nope", in that sentence?

Colton Lee Grant Haynes has his original nose sitting right there on his face.

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by Anonymousreply 295May 30, 2022 5:53 PM

R295 That's what I thought. Did you see the photo I linked to at R283? And that video of him as a child? His nose has obviously been narrowed.

by Anonymousreply 296May 30, 2022 5:56 PM

It hasn't been narrowed. You're seeing a trick of the light.

by Anonymousreply 297May 30, 2022 5:57 PM

R297 No I'm not, his nose as a boy is triangular, as is the nose in the photo of him with bangs. His current nose, or his nose after around age 17 or 18, is slender until the tip.

by Anonymousreply 298May 30, 2022 6:00 PM

(As seen here.)

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by Anonymousreply 299May 30, 2022 6:02 PM

(Also here.)

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by Anonymousreply 300May 30, 2022 6:06 PM

(And here at 17.)

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by Anonymousreply 301May 30, 2022 6:07 PM

The bridge of his nose isn't narrow.

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by Anonymousreply 302May 30, 2022 6:08 PM

No offense but are you blind? Very obvious nose job. Maybe more than one.

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by Anonymousreply 303May 30, 2022 6:11 PM

The recent pics have even lighting. That's affecting your perception.

by Anonymousreply 304May 30, 2022 6:13 PM

Well in the pics I posted we have an outdoor pic, a yearbook pic, and a modeling pic at age 17. Three different types of lighting including a professional modeling picture. Then the final one I posted (of him in orange) was on the red carpet. Why would that have more "even lighting"? But anyway, it's okay, we just disagree, obviously.

by Anonymousreply 305May 30, 2022 6:22 PM

Colton would not have had money to get a nose job before his XY magazine shoot, which needed his mother's authorization to take place.

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by Anonymousreply 306May 30, 2022 6:26 PM

[Quote] Then the final one I posted (of him in orange) was on the red carpet. Why would that have more "even lighting"?

Because it does. The initial one you used for your argument has the sun directly on his nose while the rest of his face has been thrown into shadow, for the most past. Another pic you used look like an old xerox image, with as much definition and resolution as one would expect from that format.

by Anonymousreply 307May 30, 2022 6:29 PM

If he had an agent, the agent could have paid for it. Lots of teen hopefuls, models and actors, get nose jobs. Anyway if he was working as a go-go dancer at a club when he was 14, I'm sure he could find the resources to have a nose job at 17. And why wouldn't Mom give permission?

R307 And what's your excuse for the 3rd picture I used (17 year old model)?

by Anonymousreply 308May 30, 2022 6:32 PM

Regardless, I stated my case and you stated yours, so - thanks, bye.

by Anonymousreply 309May 30, 2022 6:37 PM

The pic at r301? How does it differ from the shot below, besides the (in)visible freckles? There's nothing narrow(ed) about Colton's bridge.

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by Anonymousreply 310May 30, 2022 6:40 PM

Will his book mention that super cringe-worthy Cher video?

by Anonymousreply 311May 30, 2022 6:48 PM

I'm certain it won't mention his "That Sucks" song stunt when the split with his husband was announced. That was foul on Colton's part.

by Anonymousreply 312May 30, 2022 6:55 PM

I wonder what other work he had done...

by Anonymousreply 313May 30, 2022 8:18 PM

R312 what happened?

by Anonymousreply 314May 31, 2022 12:30 AM

When Colton and Jeff split, Colton dropped a song that painted his ex as a bad person. Of course, the ex in question wasn't Jeff. (It was most likely Podwall.) Didn't clarify? Well, he waited to see how the song did... He eventually tweeted out that Jeff was receiving undeserved hate.

by Anonymousreply 315May 31, 2022 12:32 AM

*Did Colton clarify?

by Anonymousreply 316May 31, 2022 12:32 AM

R315 I forgot about that. Podwall sounds like a douchebag, but i thought Colton dated a lawyer??

by Anonymousreply 317May 31, 2022 12:38 AM

How do we know Colton and Podwall dated?

by Anonymousreply 318May 31, 2022 2:09 AM

An audio excerpt from his upcoming book

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by Anonymousreply 319May 31, 2022 4:00 AM

No, never, OP. He is the summa of human achievement in visual terms.

by Anonymousreply 320May 31, 2022 4:04 AM

[Quote] How do we know Colton and Podwall dated?

Did you read Colton's Insta post around the time he and Colton split? Not to mention the lyrics of that song...

by Anonymousreply 321May 31, 2022 11:03 AM

*around the time he and Podwall split?

by Anonymousreply 322May 31, 2022 11:04 AM

He's STILL one of the hottest people in the business. There are just MORE of them thanks to social media.

by Anonymousreply 323May 31, 2022 11:23 AM

[Quote] An audio excerpt from his upcoming book

Colton isn't a great reader.

by Anonymousreply 324May 31, 2022 11:29 AM

There have been THOUSANDS…

by Anonymousreply 325May 31, 2022 12:11 PM

His autobiography is actually getting some decent reviews...

by Anonymousreply 326May 31, 2022 5:53 PM

I heard he reveals he is trans in it...

by Anonymousreply 327May 31, 2022 8:34 PM

My copy came this afternoon, I'll start on it tonight. Looks like it will be a quick read. We need a thread to bitch about the book unless it is going to be this one.

by Anonymousreply 328May 31, 2022 8:43 PM

R328 can you fill us in please?

by Anonymousreply 329May 31, 2022 9:17 PM

R303 He clearly got a nose job in his early twenties but the schnoz cartilage grew back and now the nostrils are uneven and his nose is beak shaped.

by Anonymousreply 330May 31, 2022 9:44 PM

This Cher video will never not be hilarious. She could be talking about anything or anyone.

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by Anonymousreply 331May 31, 2022 9:53 PM

Oh. Noses return to their original size within a decade. Sure, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 332May 31, 2022 10:12 PM

He looks good when he’s thin. I remember people here slamming his looks when he gained weight a few years ago.

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by Anonymousreply 333May 31, 2022 10:12 PM

Are you kidding OP? He's mediocre at best.

by Anonymousreply 334May 31, 2022 10:14 PM

R334, who do you think is good-looking?

by Anonymousreply 335May 31, 2022 11:05 PM

R328 looking forward to hearing your thoughts.

by Anonymousreply 336June 1, 2022 11:38 AM

Not R334, but why exaggerate? Colton Haynes isn't the best looking guy in the world, or something.

by Anonymousreply 337June 2, 2022 1:09 AM

Corrado Martini is better looking than Colton Haynes.

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by Anonymousreply 339June 9, 2022 1:10 AM

He looked amazing in the video I posted. If that picture is supposed to prove he's not attractive, are bad pictures of Colton, as well. Many.

by Anonymousreply 340June 9, 2022 1:39 AM

*there are bad pictures of Colton

by Anonymousreply 341June 9, 2022 1:39 AM

[Quote] He looked amazing in the video I posted. If that picture is supposed to prove he's not attractive, are bad pictures of Colton, as well. Many.

Colton has more harmonious features. Sorry about it.

by Anonymousreply 342June 9, 2022 2:18 AM

R342 lol I have no idea what that means, but there are all different kinds of good looking guys in the world with all different kids of features.

by Anonymousreply 343June 9, 2022 2:30 AM

R339 his brows need a little tidying up.

by Anonymousreply 344June 9, 2022 8:53 AM

[Quote] lol I have no idea what that means,

Coriander Martini has a nose that's too long and a jaw that's too narrow. A horse face, basically. And with a low forehead to boot.

Colton's features are more balanced.

by Anonymousreply 345June 9, 2022 12:44 PM

Colton has been hanging out with Alok recently.

by Anonymousreply 346June 9, 2022 1:43 PM

Has Colton stopped hanging out with that guy who wrote the addiction memoir?

by Anonymousreply 347June 9, 2022 2:34 PM

R345 In other words, Colton's looks are more generic.

by Anonymousreply 348June 9, 2022 4:09 PM

People value symmetry. Don't act obtuse.

by Anonymousreply 349June 9, 2022 4:47 PM

R346 just two DL faves hanging out. Imagine if they started dating.

by Anonymousreply 350June 10, 2022 5:53 AM

I still can not believe Colton married the old, ugly, and fem Jeff Leatham. He must have really bad taste.

Does anyone on here think Jeff is attractive?...I certainly do not.

by Anonymousreply 351June 10, 2022 6:11 AM

R351 I don't think Jeff is ugly but he's not my type either. Having money/connections certainly helps.

by Anonymousreply 352June 10, 2022 6:39 AM

Remember when he was tooling around with that Trey Alligood dude and they were going to start a clothing line?

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by Anonymousreply 353June 10, 2022 7:48 AM

R353 I remember the Zaddy hats lol

by Anonymousreply 354June 10, 2022 10:53 AM

If Colty's ass is as tight as his face, mmmm.

by Anonymousreply 355June 10, 2022 10:56 AM

[Quote] Having money/connections certainly helps.

And how!

by Anonymousreply 356June 10, 2022 2:37 PM

[quote]People value symmetry. Don't act obtuse.

I guess I'm not people, then.

by Anonymousreply 357June 11, 2022 1:06 AM
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by Anonymousreply 358June 12, 2022 11:25 AM

Y'all rag on Colton but Hoechlin has turned into a pee paw.

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by Anonymousreply 359June 12, 2022 1:20 PM

R359 he's too skinny now and looks like a grandpa next to his gf.

by Anonymousreply 360June 13, 2022 7:38 AM

Just finished reading his memoir. It was surprisingly good.

He has crammed a lot of life into his few years.

by Anonymousreply 361June 16, 2022 3:56 PM

Is his memoir too raw to receive a miniseries adaptation?

by Anonymousreply 362June 16, 2022 5:48 PM

I don't see why. The more explicit events could be dealt with.

by Anonymousreply 363June 16, 2022 6:21 PM

Seacow, Colto ain't fucking you. No matter how woke he is, he ain't fucking anything except a ripped white daddy. So stop replying to yourself in this thread especially since many are disagreeing with you.

by Anonymousreply 364June 16, 2022 6:25 PM

Was Trey ripped?

by Anonymousreply 365June 16, 2022 6:27 PM

R365 Don't know or care. DL has a weird fixation on closeted Z-lister twinks. He's out now and has no career except monetizing his glory days on social media. I never thought much of him but I remember DL mentioning he was gay and closeted and seeing the XY magazine photos. He was only attractive when young and he was never the most beautiful in an industry that had Paul Newman, Antonio Banderas, Pierce Brosnan, Mel Gibson, Keanu Reeves and Brad Pitt.

by Anonymousreply 366June 16, 2022 6:41 PM

Go to your local high school, college, Starbucks or mall and you'll see guys equally or better looking than young Colton. DL only liked him when was closeted and jailbait. Now he's an aged whore with dead eyes, sun damage and yoyo weight who wrote a book on his mental illness and former pass around twink days. He's infuriating to some DLers because it hits too close to home. He was never beautiful, he was just a young goodlooking white guy from bumblefuck, USA. He's always been bland and it's why he's not a real model. XY and Abercrombie is not Prada or Gucci.

by Anonymousreply 367June 16, 2022 6:53 PM

R367 tell us how you really feel.

by Anonymousreply 368June 17, 2022 2:06 PM

r366 = r367, right?

by Anonymousreply 369June 17, 2022 3:23 PM

Why would he need to be a "real" model when he's an actor?

by Anonymousreply 370June 17, 2022 6:28 PM

R370 wasn't he a model first?

by Anonymousreply 371June 18, 2022 4:53 AM

R371 I was talking about this post, that is about why "he's not a real model." He may have been a model first but ...oh never mind.

[quote]He was never beautiful, he was just a young goodlooking white guy from bumblefuck, USA. He's always been bland and it's why he's not a real model. XY and Abercrombie is not Prada or Gucci.

by Anonymousreply 372June 18, 2022 5:06 AM

Colton is not bland.

by Anonymousreply 373June 18, 2022 5:08 AM

Anyone know why Colton had sex with females considering the fact that he's gay?

Did he address that in his book?

by Anonymousreply 374June 18, 2022 6:11 AM

Colton IS bland. There is nothing outstanding about him. He doesn't have good hair. His face is basic. His body is not built. There are plenty of men that look better than him. I don't understand why you people find him interesting.

by Anonymousreply 375June 18, 2022 10:44 AM

R374 Maybe he didn't check to see what his label said, those times.

by Anonymousreply 376June 18, 2022 3:00 PM

R375 He actually has a personality (maybe even a personality disorder - or several) and that makes him interesting to me.

by Anonymousreply 377June 18, 2022 3:02 PM

There's nothing bland about that bone structure. Poor dear sad old Zac Efron has been paying people to rearrange his face to approximate the kind of jawline Colton was born with, not to mention the full lips Colton naturally possesses. The cheekbones, the chin, the brow... Colton is exquisite.

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by Anonymousreply 378June 18, 2022 3:48 PM

Wicked beauty.

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by Anonymousreply 379June 18, 2022 3:48 PM

Are there just a few of the same people here saying he's beautiful, over and over, or what?

by Anonymousreply 380June 18, 2022 5:14 PM

Anyone saying he's bland or average is fucking delusional.

by Anonymousreply 381June 19, 2022 4:14 AM

Well, someone did suggest Winston Duke as someone with a jawline worth talking about... It was probably The AWF Troll.

by Anonymousreply 382June 19, 2022 4:20 AM


Don't even try it!

Zac Efron (pre or post surgery) and even on his worst day looks Eons better than Colton (who has also had work done),

Plus Zac's body is impeccable!

Also Zac is worth way more money and has a much better career, but yeah, you keep trying to say Hollywood (or anyone with two working eyes) values Colton's looks over Zac's! HAHAHA!

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by Anonymousreply 383June 19, 2022 8:31 AM

[Quote]Are there just a few of the same people here saying he's beautiful, over and over, or what?

That is obvious. And those two stans of his get more and more angry and defensive with every post.

by Anonymousreply 384June 19, 2022 8:32 AM

Bloato must be one of them. Hi Bloato , you’re a a very tired looking heifer, take a nap for a day or two.

by Anonymousreply 385June 19, 2022 8:36 AM

[Quote] Zac Efron (pre or post surgery) and even on his worst day looks Eons better than Colton

Nope. Zac Efron has eyes that sometimes look twinkly, but sometimes they look beady. He had to get a nose job to meet beauty standards. We've already discussed his jawline/chin....

[Quote] Plus Zac's body is impeccable!

Nope. Zac has chicken legs.

[Quote] Also Zac is worth way more money and has a much better career, but yeah, you keep trying to say Hollywood (or anyone with two working eyes) values Colton's looks over Zac's! HAHAHA!

Of course, Hollywood values Zac Efron over Colton. Zac has always been a good little closet case. Colton eventually went against his masters. And as for looks, with what Zac has done to his face, Hollywood probably wants its money back...

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by Anonymousreply 386June 19, 2022 3:45 PM

Zac could only dream of having calves that aren't scrawny...

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by Anonymousreply 387June 19, 2022 3:46 PM

Lol at Serena's face.

by Anonymousreply 388June 20, 2022 12:32 AM

R386 / R387 Colton is not a bad looking guy, but you're crazy if you think he's even in the top tier of good looking men in America. In that buzz cut, he looks Frankenstein-esq with those sunken eyes, flat head and receding hairline. He better not ever do that again. By contrast, Zac is beautiful by any standard. Even in that picture you posted of him, Zac looks like a handsome MAN. Colton is just another skinny White boy with a dilapidated chest. Zac Efron looks like a Greek god in comparison.

Colton looks like an aging pretty boy trying hard to hang on to twink status. It's over. He's too old. The twink lane is now occupied by Timothee Chalamet, Tom Holland, Noah Centineo, KJ Apa, and others. Most guys have about 5 years to be a twink. Some can stretch it a little beyond that, but it is over around 30. By then you need to reinvent. It is time to look, dress and act like a man. Colton seems like some kinda sick over-plucked queen in an arrested development. It's not a good look. It has the stench of desperation.

Go to any City on the east coast and guys like Colton are a dime a dozen. Thank you, Next?

by Anonymousreply 389June 21, 2022 7:55 AM

[Quote]Zac has chicken legs.

If those are chicken legs, then call me Colonel Sanders, because I'll take a bucked of those! I see a beautifully sculpted man with very little body fat.

Give it up R387. You can fantasize all you want but there are plenty, and I do mean PLENTY of men who look better than Colton.

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by Anonymousreply 390June 21, 2022 8:04 AM

Who agrees that Ryan Gosling is better-looking than Colton Haynes?

I think he is.

by Anonymousreply 391June 21, 2022 9:07 AM

Does Zac still have the Italian sugardaddy?

by Anonymousreply 392June 21, 2022 10:35 AM

R391 I never got all the Ryan hype back in the 00s. Colton is better looking imo.

by Anonymousreply 393June 21, 2022 10:36 AM

r393 I never got his hype either, but he did have great style for a straight guy. I'll give him that.

by Anonymousreply 394June 21, 2022 10:39 AM

R391 Eeew, Neither.

When it comes to Ryan, I'd take Reynolds. He looks better than both. He also successfully transitioned from twink to man. Colton may wanna take note.

by Anonymousreply 395June 21, 2022 12:08 PM

Perception of het really makes me people overrate a man's looks...

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by Anonymousreply 396June 21, 2022 2:05 PM

[Quote] Zac is beautiful by any standard. Even in that picture you posted of him, Zac looks like a handsome MAN.

You're the crazy one, hon. As someone else said, Zac looks like present day Delta Burke now.

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by Anonymousreply 397June 21, 2022 2:07 PM

R396 / R397 I see you are pulling up the worst pictures you can find of Zac and Ryan, but unfortunately for you, they are very famous men and we all know how they look and both of them look way better than Colton. He is not even in their league. He will never be as famous or have the money they have.

It's clear you are the OP. It's also clear that you have been given many examples of men that look better than Colton but you don't want to accept it.

So enjoy your aging, preening Nancy Boy, but as this thread shows, you are in the minority in your admiration of him.

It's not the answer you wanted, but DL has answered your question.


by Anonymousreply 398June 21, 2022 2:20 PM

[Quote] I see you are pulling up the worst pictures you can find of Zac

You can see him in motion. No need to cherry pick pics...

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by Anonymousreply 399June 21, 2022 2:25 PM

R399 That doesn't help your argument. Zac looks beautiful. He looka lika MAN!

No man in his 30s should be shaving off his eyebrows, wearing pancake batter make up when not filming and trying to dress and act like an 18 year old the way Colton does. That is very unappealing.

by Anonymousreply 400June 21, 2022 2:29 PM

[Quote] He looka lika MAN!

There is something a lil Miss Swan about him, you're right!

by Anonymousreply 401June 21, 2022 2:30 PM

[Quote] trying to dress and act like an 18 year old the way Colton does.

You're typing this out in defence of Skid Row party boy Zac Efron?!?!? Now I've read it all...

by Anonymousreply 402June 21, 2022 2:31 PM

R401 / R402 Zac is more than just good looking, but he is a fun charismatic guy. There is no competition. We watched Zac grow up. He has grown into a nice young man. You're not gonna make us hate him.

by Anonymousreply 403June 21, 2022 2:34 PM

Who is us? The Frau Convention?

by Anonymousreply 404June 21, 2022 2:36 PM

R404 Apparently President of the Frau Convention is attacking Zac Efron because her widdow feewings got hurt because everyone is not falling all over aging Queen Colton Haynes.

by Anonymousreply 405June 21, 2022 2:39 PM

[Quote] aging Queen

I bet if Zac ever comes out, you'll start to call him that...

by Anonymousreply 406June 21, 2022 2:44 PM

R406 Zac doesn't act like a queen. Plus Zac's not trying to look like a teenager. You can say whatever you want about Zac, but he looka lika man. That is what appeals to people. That is what is sexy. That is what is hot!

by Anonymousreply 407June 21, 2022 2:50 PM

[Quote] looka lika man.

Stop typing that. It's as played out as yacht boy Zac.

by Anonymousreply 408June 21, 2022 2:54 PM

Colton and Zac must know each other from the yacht circuit.

by Anonymousreply 409June 21, 2022 2:56 PM

[Quote] Zac doesn't act like a queen.

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by Anonymousreply 410June 21, 2022 3:00 PM

R408 So now you are jealous that Zac has access to yachts? How did this become all about Zac? I thought it was a thread to praise your Bitch Colton. You brought up Zac and seem stuck on him. It was a big mistake dragging Zac into this. He is actually older than Colton but is obviously so much better looking.

by Anonymousreply 411June 21, 2022 3:01 PM

R410 So now you are saying Zac (a man now in his 30s) acts like a queen because of something he did in his late teens --- FOR WORK? You do understand that performing in High School Musical was his job and that he got paid for that right? He is an entertainer. Talk about grasping at straws! HAHAHA

by Anonymousreply 412June 21, 2022 3:05 PM

[Quote] is obviously so much better looking.

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by Anonymousreply 413June 21, 2022 3:13 PM

You have way too much time on your hands. Time to get a job.

by Anonymousreply 414June 21, 2022 3:14 PM

R413. He looka lika man. Can't say the same for Colton.

by Anonymousreply 415June 21, 2022 3:16 PM

[Quote] FOR WORK? You do understand that performing in High School Musical was his job and that he got paid for that right? He is an entertainer.

Oh, hon. Zac brought the rainbow to that part himself. As for getting paid, getting plowed by those old rich men doesn't count because he gets paid?

by Anonymousreply 416June 21, 2022 3:16 PM

[Quote] He looka lika man.

You need new material. No the kind of material Zac has installed in his face, you understand.

by Anonymousreply 417June 21, 2022 3:17 PM

There was a time when "manly" would not have described a narcissistic guy whose face is botoxed to death like a chick.

by Anonymousreply 418June 21, 2022 3:28 PM

[Quote] There was a time when "manly" would not have described a narcissistic guy whose face is botoxed to death like a chick.

I think that poster must be joking, hence why they keep typing "looka lika man" like a hack.

by Anonymousreply 419June 21, 2022 3:31 PM

R419 I need to reada more carefully, Ima guessa!

by Anonymousreply 420June 21, 2022 6:08 PM

R416 - R420 is talking to himself? LOL

Attacking Zac because most people fail to bow down and worship your over the hill twink wannabe / hasbeen Colton Haynes is hilarious! Watching you meltdown over this is the most fun I have had online in a while. You really stan that bitch hard don't you? Does he even know you are alive or are you sliding into his DMS hoping for some type of acknowledgment? HAHAHAHA

by Anonymousreply 421June 21, 2022 9:04 PM


I'll say!

by Anonymousreply 422June 21, 2022 9:07 PM

R421 Can't you use the ignore feature to figure out we're two different people?

by Anonymousreply 423June 22, 2022 1:38 AM

Are any of you guys reading his book? I just read the part where he's talking about being 14 and having the cum of a 42 year old straight cop inside him.

by Anonymousreply 424June 22, 2022 1:47 AM

How did he meet the cop? In one of the interviews, he said that he knew the man since he was age 12.

by Anonymousreply 425June 22, 2022 1:48 AM

Colton just says he ran an afterschool program at the high school where his brother went, and was a cop in another town.

by Anonymousreply 426June 22, 2022 3:07 AM

R424 42???!!!

by Anonymousreply 427June 22, 2022 5:20 AM

[Quote] he ran an afterschool program

Of course he did, the fucking predator.

by Anonymousreply 428June 22, 2022 5:23 AM

R428 Of course he was a predator, but Colton says he went after the guy, not the other way around. If you read the whole book, he was crazy promiscuous from adolescence onward.

by Anonymousreply 429June 22, 2022 2:42 PM

Adults have a duty of are, r429.

by Anonymousreply 430June 22, 2022 2:43 PM

R430 I think I know what you mean, even though I don't think you meant to write it that way.

I'm not here to pass judgement on everyone who was ever in Colton Haynes's life. He wrote the book, so take it up with him, not me. That experience was in the 90s (?) - it's in the past - why do we waste time judging everything that happened years ago? There's nothing that can be done about it now, unless you want to track the guy down.

by Anonymousreply 431June 22, 2022 2:52 PM

My guess is most of you will not read the book and if you don't you can't really get an idea of what it's about or what CH's life was like. It's very dense with incidents and experiences. You would be surprised a guy in his early 30s had such a life already. Both his parents are already dead. I mean the guy has lived a lot already.

by Anonymousreply 432June 22, 2022 2:55 PM


by Anonymousreply 433June 22, 2022 2:57 PM

[Quote] why do we waste time judging everything that happened years ago? There's nothing that can be done about it now, unless you want to track the guy down.

You think that man put his penis in only one child? You think he's gone cold turkey since?

by Anonymousreply 434June 22, 2022 2:57 PM

R434 I don't care about him. It happened in Kansas 20 years ago. Alert the authorities if it bothers you to this extent.

by Anonymousreply 435June 22, 2022 3:01 PM

[Quote] I don't care about him.

What about his victims? He could me molesting someone as you type.

by Anonymousreply 436June 22, 2022 3:02 PM

*He could be

by Anonymousreply 437June 22, 2022 3:02 PM

R436 Okay, tell us all what you intend to do about it.

by Anonymousreply 438June 22, 2022 3:04 PM

[Quote] Okay, tell us all what you intend to do about it.

Inspire you to join a DL vigilante group.

by Anonymousreply 439June 22, 2022 3:33 PM

By reading his book, does he come off as more top, bottom, or versatile?

Just wondering.

I haven't read it yet but probably will one of these days.

by Anonymousreply 440June 24, 2022 6:54 AM

Probably more of a bottom overall though he talks about topping one guy, that I can recall. His sex life is kind of all over the place, in the book, as to his preferences, even the kind of guy he's attracted to, like he falls into a very rough dom/sub thing at one point (him being the bottom) where that hadn't been his pattern up till then.

by Anonymousreply 441June 24, 2022 7:32 AM

R422 / R423 Do you think I care whether you are one or more idiots spewing nonsense? HAHAHA I can assure you, i don't. I got things to do and am not going through extra steps to accommodate your monkey ass! Fuck you, ya lame mutha fuckah! HAHAHA!

by Anonymousreply 442June 24, 2022 11:02 AM

[Quote] your monkey ass!

Is that a racial comment?

by Anonymousreply 443June 24, 2022 12:22 PM

Did he explain why he had sex with females in his book considering he is gay?

by Anonymousreply 444June 25, 2022 12:40 AM

Try to be a bit less tiresom, Matt at r444.

by Anonymousreply 445June 25, 2022 1:34 AM


by Anonymousreply 446June 25, 2022 1:35 AM

R444 He's talked about it before

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