Tulsa Meteorologist Jordan Evans is Everything

Pete should be married to a bottom like this not that hideous light bulb head.

He's cute, dresses well and has nice hair. What else could Tulsa want other than a thriving black neighborhood with successful financial businesses?

Ewww he’s weird looking.

Veiny brow. Better in specs.

Her eyebrows are tragic.

Her clothes should be burned and have its ashes scattered on unhallowed ground.

Is he part Native American?

This person claims to be a "News personality".

He is over-groomed but on the upside has BDF if also gay dweeb face. He looks sweet as pie.

This is all I see.

cute

What's his drag name?

Because he totally looks like he has a drag name.

Let's not set off another meterologist, please.

If you like the Karen Carpenter look.

He seems to like his profession. Is he short? He's certainly thin.

[quote] If you like the Karen Carpenter look.

I do.

DLers have the blandest fucking taste.

Also he's a clone of Steven Lee. You think big junk as well?

He's adorable, OP. But, I'm more interested in his dog who is beautiful. I'm probably getting a dog this year and that dog is just gorgeous and the perfect size, too. Not too big, not too small. Such sweet eyes, beautiful coat.

very cute.

hopefully he doesn't get into embarrassing webcam situations like certain others who then pay to get the footage and stills wiped from the internet

R19 Did that pathetic bottom bitch manage to keep his job after saying he wanted his boss to fuck him on chaturbate by the way?

He will soon exhaust all of Oklahoma's tops...

he's already sending his demo tape to bigger markets

R20 he sure did lol

R17 They will be making a video together for onlyfans in a year or two, won’t they?

What's a "Griswold" mentioned in the video at R8?

R22 Is he still out there having sex on cam?

R25 He deleted his chaturbate account.

Serious gayface. Gotta be homosexed.

The time he spends on those eyebrows would annoy the chit out of me

I forgot this is Datalounge where people are strict tops and bottoms like it's still the 80s.

R27 Not just serious gay face, he has bottom gay face.

R29 thinks gays all flip and fuck anything like porn whores do.

r31 many guys today are versatile.

[quote]I forgot this is Datalounge where people are strict tops and bottoms like it's still the 80s.

^You think this drag queen is a versatile?

R26 awe... he was obnoxious, but kinda entertaining. I had never seen someone throw everything away in a naked narcissistic rant like that.

Does he have “an” Onlyfans?

r33 could be. It's not the 80s anymore.

Gayface means bottom, most tops don't have gayface. Gayface means your penis is absolutely useless/worthless.

Tina Brown has a new book on the royal rift coming out in April which should be interesting.

R32 MANY ( like our whore NYC meteorologist) are total bottoms, who couldn’t top a sundae!!

R33 He seems accommodating and probably could be convinced to be versatile sometimes. He looks like hasn't reached his bossy total bottom phase yet.

He’s totally boring and not interesting at all. Aim higher, OP.

R37 tops have gayface all the time you doof. i. e clay aiken..

Those overbleached or capped tombstone teeth are the kind that give the rest of the world the heebie-jeebies.

Was this guy his top? he is also a weatherman.

[quote]could be. It's not the 80s anymore.

Well, you told us!

His hands are so tiny and doll-like

he could top in fisting if that makes you feel better

At least he's found a profession where he can wear as much makeup as he likes!

R42 Clay is a top? I doubt that. He has bigger problems. Looking like a mongoloid.

It's not just that he has "gayface"

He has tiny China dollface too

And he seems a little young -- by about 20 years -- for a comb-over...

On second thought, that might even be a rug.

Wow gurl is on fire, even when she tries to act straight.

He’s cute. If he has a nice cock like the other weatherman on this thread I hope he says fuck it, I’d rather do porn. Oklahoma is pretty conservative, but I think these days people balance professional careers with running an OnlyFans just fine. No one there would be likely to find out anyway.

I have been to Oklahoma...A right wing hellhole of stupidity.

R53 Even Tulsa? I am sure miss Jordan can’t wait to get out of there.

Tulsa is bad too...The gay bars in Oklahoma are popular for gay bashings from the hillbillies. No Joke. I never knew more first hand victims of crime and beatings than when I lived in Oklahoma. Left 3 years ago.

Looking at R51, he is definitely wearing a rug, but it looks ok. What is terrible is that suit. With his slim athletic build that suit should look better on him.

The slim fit suits were made for guys like him. Way too much cuff on his shirt sleeve is showing and the coat is not tapered to his body. Either they have awful tailors in Tulsa or he bought that thing off the rack with no alterations.

He should move to NYC where he could find a nice Italian or Black top to breed him good!

She's still only 10% as gay as Jordan Witzel. She takes the cake for being super effeminate.

R57 If a certain meteorologist bottom slut (E.A) that used to present hole and take anonymous cum loads on chaturbate finally gets canned then Jordan can take his job.

I don't think he is all that, but he seems nice enough and no gay man deserves to live in Tulsa.

Wow this Tulsa station hires nothing but bottoms.

Ole Tyler wants that twink to bust his ass open! lol

DAMN! That hairline is really fucked up! If that is not some type of system on his head, he will be wearing one soon.

Tyler obviously is a closet case since he has on a wedding ring. Tyler's hair/wig looks bad too!

God bless him. I hope he does well. And yeah, there's some sort of Asian or Native American mixture there.

I'm seeing a Hispanic mix.

Hispanic is not a single category but with Mexicans and Central/South Americans its usually white/Native mixture.

How long does it take him to glue on the Koreatown wig?

Squee!

Adorbz!

[quote] Proud alum @arizonastateuniversity.

Isn't Arizona State where FraternityX claims to shoot their videos?

R67 Actually Hispanic is a specific thing and is not the same as Native American or Asian. Everyone is mixed with something. You know what I'm saying. Don't try to be cute. You sound like an asshole!

In the old days florist and hair stylist were the #1 gay jobs, now it's local TV station meteorologist.

He looks like a figure skater.

Must weigh less than 140 lbs.

R74 Makes it easy to pick up and carry while he bounces on your dick.

Those overly-tweezed eyebrows make me laugh, but he is very cute.

He's no me.

R77 That picture screams "Hag please pose with me so I have something to send my parents back home before I hit the Christmas Buffett at the local Bathhouse!"

Cute but soulless, pitch black eyes.

No matter how butch Payton tries to be, he'll never be at the level of Miss Cameron Fontana!

[quote] No matter how butch Payton

OR Tyler tries to be, that should say....

Cameron Fontana is a parody, right? Straight and married with a baby named Chanel is too over the top to be true.

Cameron is the Grandest Gurleena of them all!

He looks like a brunet Ken doll.

Op he is gorgeous and lived up to your hype.

[quote] Those lips. Those brows…

Those filters!

Who TF would name a baby Chanel, besides a trump or some other ghetto loser. Embarrassing

A Slut Meterologist Jordan Evans is Everything

He's beautiful, I love the gay face, very pretty

He has been looking creepy lately. Whatever he is doing to his face he needs to stop immediately.

Cameron Fontana,? Surely that IS Jim Carrey?

As for Jordan....well, OP, he's something, all right....but he's not everything.

He's clearly discovered the same photo filters for Instagram Madonna is addicted to.

R90 YIKES. too much fard

Uncanny valley, a bit disturbing to look at when he's got a a full face of foundation.

I think he's Voguing!

Miss Jordan uses the wrong color foundation on the face and sucks her cheeks in too much in photos. Girl is a bad bottom.

He looks cute here, not sure why his closeups are so ghastly.

R97 This on the other hand is terrifying. How is this the same guy.

Proud alum @arizonastateuniversity. 😂

He'd be perfect as the title character in Mannequin 3.

Trevor Birchett, the well-moisturized weather gurl for the ABC affiliate in Memphis, is also chock-full of sparkle and exuberance.

Jordan seems very, very gay.

I appreciate his plastic look. 👍

Is this what passes for attractive in OK, or do you just have spectacularly bad taste OP?

Or maybe you’ve been at sea for a few months?

Today I learned Iowa 5 = Oklahoma 8.

Mike Holden is coming up in the News Gurleena rankings.

Just went from being Pittsburgh's News Gurleena to Cleveland's gurleena....is Ohio big enough for Mike AND Miss Cameron Fontana?

OP, Jordan looks like Ken doll, not in a good way.

Clip at R51

He's nothing but a Vanna White-wannabe.

Those eyebrows though. Yikes! I'd still fuck him.

[quote]In the old days florist and hair stylist were the #1 gay jobs, now it's local TV station meteorologist.

I think the phenomenon has been well enough established to coin a new DL-ism:

"Weatherbottom."

This guy is definitely plays for our team. Definitely has gay voice.

He's a cutie. I'd hit it

I kinda feel sorry for him. It's like he's tired of putting on that fake grin. This one is SO forced...

And he seems awfully young to be getting hooded eyelids!

Twinks with comb-over rugs are HOT.

He shaves his chest.

He should save that hair and glue it to his head.

His Instagram is certainly narcissistic.

[quote]And he seems awfully young to be getting hooded eyelids!

The hair! The ears! The eyebrows! Mannequin face! In fact, he could play the Kim Cattrall role in a gender-reversed remake of "Mannequin"!

Weatherbottom Payton Malone dressed as Baby Spice on TV.

Now THAT ^^^ takes BALLS.