Bottoms that don’t douche

I will say it turns me off. I went for a few years only doing oral, with guys, after I ran into a dirty bottom.

When did men start douching? Gross! So fucking ladylike. Shower, yes. Douche? Get out of here girly boy. Man up!

R2 I will say I think douching is too far, but take a shit first and keep it clean.

What kind of mind creates such a thread? Hmmmmm?

OP has apparently fucked Aaron “Cockgobbler” Schock.

Shit happens.

Shouldn’t it be: bottoms who don’t douche?

Don't fear, the clean up crew is here.

Make them do the walk of shame to the shower. Maybe they'll remember the humiliation and never be dirty again.

The shit is on YOUR dick R9 so maybe you're the one who needs to get to the shower.

R4 - stealth scat thread!

R8, did hef have anal sex with the playmates? Did holly have to clean up then too?

Douching is essential.

Did you not see the brown hanky, OP?

There's no need to douche if you're planning to hook up. Just eat/drink with that in mind, poop beforehand and make sure everything is okay up there ☝️. Nine times out of ten, douching won't be necessary with impromptu sex either.

R15 has a very short cock.

No, R16, I'm a 99% bottom.

Well, what did you expect? Gold nuggets?

It all depends on the consistency. If your poop is like little nuggets, then the top can just plow through them and they bounce off. If it's like hot tar, frosting, or liquid sewer, then there's going to be a problem.

I like it CLEAN clean, I realise it's an ass and shit happens but if you've made no attempt to get clean then you're not going to be getting any dick.

Any GOOD bottom is gonna douche before getting fucked.

Bottoms up!

R19, those are evocative descriptors for sure. And, as a bottom, it more or less rings true. Having said that, my top always breeds me (saving your reverence), so maybe that explains why I NEVER experience Code Brown in spite of the fact that I seldom douche, I just watch what I eat and do a cleanliness check after my pre-fuck poop.

I think it's refreshing. The Western obsession with spotlessness is so tiresome.

It's fucking SHITHOLE! What do you expect to find down there if not shit?

There's always dental dams.

Well the shit hole is also a fuck hole. You flush your turds down the toilet and keep the bowl clean between shits, don't you?

It's still SHITHOLE with its organic stuff inside, we don't grow lavenders in there though. Learn to live with it and enjoy it and sex will be orgasmic. Trust me - no nerve, no anxiety.

Scat queen says what?

Learn from this BOTTOMS!

Further reading for R28, the poor dear.

I am waiting for Erna to respond.

Bottoms who don’t douche do not need to be bottoming.

No one douches outside of the USA. It's the American obsession with cleanliness. It's not natural.

Douching isn’t necessary. Eat fiber, go to the bathroom and keep your hole wiped and rinsed. Douching can disrupt your gut health and cause serious issues over time.

I’m a clean freak. If I’m not almost certain I’m spotless I can’t relax and enjoy the sex. If you’re a bottom, proper prep is just part of the contract. I once fucked a guy who hadn’t bothered and…seriously, i felt sick.

R36, it's not all or nothing. R35's approach is, for my money, the right one: be mindful of your diet, go to the bathroom and then double-check. There's no need for the extremes of a) doing nothing at all, which is obviously gross and b) constantly flushing out your rectal microbiota.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[quote] The shit is on YOUR dick [R9] so maybe you're the one who needs to get to the shower.

Um, I do a 5 point inspection first so I know what I'm getting into.

All you douchers, go to Amazon and look for Anthony’s Whole Psyllium Husks. Like douching, dietary fiber supplements can be abused and lose effectiveness over time, but it’s a lot healthier.

"You found corn? When's the last time I ate corn?"

The wiki article at R31 begins with "! This article has multiple issues."

Is there even a douche marketed to men??? What brand? FDS? What store sells men's douche???

[quote] "Bottoms that don’t douche..."

...deserve to remain unfucked. I will say, that the business of being a bottom is a lot of work. Extremely important, necessary work...but work nonetheless (which is the main reason I prefer not to bottom more often than not).

If you want it clean then rim me before you fuck me.

It’s when the smell begins while you’re fucking though. Warning warning Mood busted

Ewww

Shit happens. Poop smells. Especially when you’re plowing it back-and-forth

Gift the clueless some Poo Pourri, Comet cleanser and nose plugs.

This convo reminds me of the show Shameless who has a gay character called Mickey . This guy was sooo dirty appearance wise in the first 2 seasons and he bottomed with one of main character Ian. I’ve find jt pretty unrealistic since they were like enemies and were fighting and all of sudden they were doing it and he didn't prepare … You could tell the producers and writers of the show were all st8…

R48 ergo why a bottom should douche. Diet and fibre help a lot but it’s the only way to ensure it’s a pleasant experience for both parties.

Do people go out for the night all douched up? Are you pissed when you don't hook up and went through all that effort for nothing?

R52 yeah, if you know you’re gonna have sex and I always hooked up if I wanted to.

Sex is gross.

I think a few people here think that some of you are using Summer's Eve and Massengil.

Use warm, soapy water in a douche bag. Rinse and repeat. And rinse and repeat. And rinse and repeat.

Use the old fashioned, reusable "hot water bottle". The kind you put on your forehead comes with a nozzle tipped hose you can stick up your.....

The definition of cognitive dissonance:

Complaints about fish after reading this thread.

Ava Gardner said the way she found out Mickey Rooney was cheating on her was that another woman was using her douche bag.

no need for soap in the ass douche water.

Douching is art. It depends. How deeply the bottom is going to take it, for how long, and the size of the potential partners.

As soon as you start douching the sigmoid colon, which is required for more advanced fucking, its dicey if you are going to go too far up and over. Then you'll have a nightmare that instead of a 5 minutes quick rinse of the rectum, will take an hour to clean out the watery mess you have made in your colon.

Newbies will get water up their colon without knowing it. Then splash all over the place with the fucking starts to get interesting.

All the stupid cunts saying its just about eating right, are having dainty prisspot fucks with modestly endowed tops. So, indeed, you only need a clean rectum. 7 or 8 is going into the sigmoid colon with a top with any skill and a bottom who can open the door.

The average male rectum is less than 5 inches deep, girls.

Douche your filthy sigmoid colons!

Good God, but that's a whole lot of preparation and precaution just to fuck and be fucked. Is this a few times per month thing? Special occasions? After all that, you should slap A big bright red bow on your ass and lay ass up under the Christmas tree!

I heart allrecipes.

Look at the bikini waxer threads on Reddit.

I bet Alexander Skarsgard keeps it clean and tidy.

The first advice I ever got from my roommate! "You don't want your ass to smell on a date."

Only dudes with gross filthy fuckholes need to douche, you should not be fucking those anyway. A real lady knows how to keep her fuckhole nice and clean.

I douche my cunt out and I don’t even have dates. There’s no excuse. At least take a ripe shit first or use a suppository and wash it real good.

If it's in the planner IN INK I will douche. But imprompt-doo encounters happen resulting in imprompt-doo.

R68 Filthy cunt. Has probably had a million cocks in her cunt.

[quote]Bottoms that don’t douche

Bottoms are objects and not people? Literal violence!

Wisdom from Varla Jean, a very experienced bottom.

"If you can't put up with a little shit, you have no business being gay."

OP= ugly w a tiny dick.

How do you encounter such shitty bottoms when there’s such a high quality of bottoms everywhere?

The bottoms I meet are very clean and I’m very grateful over that.

OP must be so ugly he only attracts crackhead bottoms.

I thought Varla was a top

[quote] Douching is art. It depends.

And if you do it wrong and often, you will need them.

I'm pretty sure douching rids the rectum of good bacteria. You're gone get aids over that, girls.

Douching gets rid of bad bacteria, too. As in tons of shit.

Isn’t cleaning with soap and water far different then chemicals that are used in OTC female douche products?

I think in general people were talking about the activity of douching not necessarily an official product.

I believe I've read that men shoudl never douche with actual "douche's" made for women (e.g. chemicals)

Just use water.

That said as someone said above, if you go beyond your rectum, you can make it worse by getting the shit higher up in your system to come down to the colon. and it might happen now, or 1 or 2 hours later when you're "ready to play."

all these stories of "surprise anal" meeting people impromptu, not sure how that actaully works without any prep

Fucking a dirty hole can leave permanent psychological damage:

There was a rant by a bikini waxer that went viral a few years back that covered stinky pussies and dirty lady assholes. I guess dirty holes are a universal problem.

Who the fuck is that R82?

R83 Anytime a female is near me I can get a whiff of stinky dirty pussy. It is disgusting. Clearly lots of filthy dirty bitches out there.

You dirty bottoms are eating too crap food…pardon the pun. You can control all this with your diet. Add some fibre. Here’s my Old Whore recipe for regularity. I’m clean as a whistle, go like clockwork, and hardly need to use toilet paper. Buy the ingredients in roughly equal amounts on Amazon and mix them into a batch. Use a teaspoon mixed into a drink in the morning and evening. I knocked this off from an expensive brand for a fraction of the price. You can save more by buying ingredients whole and grinding into a powder/flour if you have a milling blender. It combines soluble fibre, non-soluble fibre and a softener to create a happy little cleaning sponge. It’s good for your gut health as well of course. Not just for bottoms. You’re welcome!

-Psyllium husk power

-black chia seed powder

-aloe vera powder (food grade)

-flaxseed (aka linseed) powder

Dirty dogs never get a second date!

Take care, gurls! You don't wanna be brown-listed!

Can you have IBS and still be a bottom?

Crazy ass thread, but very informative and entertaining, too. lol Bottoms are like essential workers, apparently...

R90, next time you see a bottom, thank him for his service!

Wait—. Girls poop ?

You don't need some big enema bag or prepared solution. In decades of bottoming, all I've used is one of those little blue "bulbs" they sell for cleaning your ears, which I use to squirt some warm water up there, expel and repeat a few times. If the water starts coming out clear, you're good to go. (If it doesn't start coming out clear before long, don't bother bottoming that day.). Never had a bad experience.

My favourite lost number from Company. "Here's to the bottoms who douche, everybody push!" It just didn't work on the road.

I had a regular bottom from out of town, we'd meet up at his hotel when he was here. Once he'd forgotten to bring his usual clean-up equipment, and improvised with a small Poland Spring water bottle and said it worked just fine.

We're thankful he found an alternative.

I used o men of those faucet hose attachments and blasted my sigmoid, it took way way way longer to get clean. Apparently I flooded my sigmoid. When it finally looked clean, I stopped. Then my date was an hour late. He fucked me and I diarrhea’d all over his cock.

Trust me, unless you’re a fist bottom on a special pre-game diet, avoid the hose. Just use the bulb thing.

That smell is a boner killer when you hit shit. R97 if you do use enough to get the sigmoid, stop after the first release.