Eldergays - Which male celebrities did you masturbate to growing up?

Nothing beats the sight of The Six Million Dollar Man shirtless.

Loved his furry chest which led me to watch reruns of The Big Valley.

Burt Reynolds’ spread in Playgirl.

Prince. When I purchased the Controversy album enclosed was a poster of Prince in a skimpy Speedo standing seductively. I really don’t know why but it intrigued me.

There was a paperback book that featured a bunch of photos of Burt Reynolds wearing a football jersey and no pants. His ass was very hairy.

None. I used my imagination to conjure guys I saw in the high school locker room (pre-towel dance era). My favorites were the two Bobbys.

Clint Walker

Max Baer Jr.

Lou Ferrigno

Johnny Depp

R5 I did that too. Mostly though it was the dads I'd think of who'd shower along with us during church camping trips.

Antonio banderas

I think we do some variation of this question every 60 days

I masturbated to Mac Davis' nude scene in "North Dallas Forty"

R10 And here you are keeping it alive

[quote]I think we do some variation of this question every 60 days

I post different answers on each thread.

Henry Irving. Rawr!

Simon Rex, Brad Pitt (in Thelma & Louise)

Brendan Fraser (George of the Jungle), Will Smith (Fresh Prince of Bel-Air), Chris Evans (Not Another Teen Movie), The Backstreet Boys and that kid from the Disney movie The Thirteenth Year.

David Cassidy

Lyle Waggoner Lou Farringo Robert Conrad Tom Selleck Lee Majors Max Gail Burt Renyolds Kent Mccord George Matharis Gino Vanilli Glen Hughes David Hodo Bruce Jenner ( when he celebrated his birth gender) Carl Weathers Lyle Alzado Mark Gastineau

Wil Wheaton, this was when he was on Star Trek TNG. Yes, I know. It's embarrassing.

Christopher George, Dennis Rucker, Matt McColm, Dean Jones, Christopher Jones, Roy Thinnes, Bill Bixby, David Hasselhoff, Robert Urich, Tom Simcox,

Alex Cord, John James, Fabian, Gil Gerard, Christopher Stone, Andrew Stevens, George Peppard, James Franciscus, Micheal Callan on Love American Style- first wet dream..

Constance Ford

Tony Dow, Ricky Nelson, James Franciscus, Bill Bixby

Sylvester Stallone and Dolph Lundgren

Bobby Sherman, Davy Jones, Bobby Goldsboro, Brian Kelly, Brian Keith, Bill Bixby, Christopher George (would I be surprised later...)

I imagined they all had big bushes. I wonder how close my imagination was to the real thing.

The guy from the Soloflex infomercial.

Yes, Christopher George from "The Rat Patrol".

Perv Thread.

Billy Baldwin in Sliver, Kyle McLachlan in Blue Velvet, Kevin Costner in Dances with Wolves. Been a butt man my whole life.

Those Hager twins from “Hee-Haw”.

Han Solo.

Any of Harrison Ford's shirtless scenes in the Indiana Jones movies made my dick hard and shoot loads

[quote] Han Solo.

Solo. Quite apt.

Clint Walker. Daddy.

Yes I'm an eldergay.

Rick Springfield, John Stamos, Greg Kinnear, Doug Sheehan, Dan Abrams

George Raft

Guess I'm the only one who's seen Richard Gere in a jockstrap in Looking for Mr. Goodbar?

Nicholas Clay. And Timothy Dalton.

There was Pierce in the Long Good Friday shower scene: so fucking hot. Beautiful.

Mike Henry! He was a bit before my time, but when I was a kid I saw him in a book about Tarzan and I just about fainted.

Sean Connery, after seeing "Goldfinger" as a 12-year-old gayling.

Not masturbate to, I was too young for that, but watching reruns of TARZAN in the early 70s I knew I liked the looks of Ron Ely in a loincloth - a lot!

Here he is all wet.

Jack Lord

R42, His life is not too good these days. His son murdered his mother and the cops killed the son.

Yeah, I know, R45. Very sad.

None. I was too busy with two school friends.

I smoked cigarettes for that man!

I wasn't old enough to see this Tarzan in theatres because of all the Bo Derek boobs, but the commercials and print ads featuring Miles O'Keefe certainly caught my attention.

Tony Danza

Like every other gay man I ever knew, him....

R44: I wanted to be his bitch just like Dan-O, as a kid.

John Larroquette getting raped in the prison shower in Lindsay Wagner made for TV movie. Dabney Coleman dropping his towel in some Chevy Chase comedy about voodoo.

R52 - FFS, Dan-O was his bitch - I never saw that.... blind from all the ...

John Beck 1975 Rollerball- Shower scene with James Caan. I was 12 and couldn’t lose my erection.

Link R55 or it didn't happen.

56). It’s not hard to find.

Parker Stevenson and Sam Elliot in Lifeguard (1976).

Harrison Ford

Sam J. Jones

Robert Conrad

Jonathan Frakes

R55 you need to link. Just sayin.

William McNamara in "Chasers", and the entire main cast of "Toy Soldiers".

R37, I definitely spilled seed over Richard Gere and that jockstrap scene.

R60). Sorry, missed the point. I will endeavor to be better.

R43 Good lord - I just shot my load

I will always be in love with this man.

Did you see the nude scene R65 or was that just for Europe?

Maxwell Caulfield

More Miles

Tom Berenger - he was so fucking hot.

Mike Henry in action.

More Max

WOOF

This model, for Calvin Klein jeans, circa 1980, was hot! I dumped a load of cum over this guy.

Max looking like a Tom of Finland drawing.

Miles getting wet

When I was a kid, I loved watching Robert Wagner in "It Takes a Thief" on TV.

There was one scene where he was shirtless, and you could see the waistband of his jockey shorts about his pants.

The guy also set off my gay-dar like crazy. And, why not? His big crush on himself shone through, and, I'm sorry, straight guys don't get that hot over other guys, even if the other guy is themself. (Well, that was true back then, kind of wondering now.)

Of course, there are plenty of stories about old (old) RJ now. While it looks like he might be rather scurrilous, for, say, drowning his wife, he was really hot back then.

Jon-Eric Hexum

Cary Elwes in Lady Jane

Max in a loincloth

John Schneider (Bo Duke). I watched "Dukes of Hazzard" only for the shirtless scenes.

Jon-Eric Hexum

Jon-Eric

Jon-Eric

Mike Henry and a VERY LUCKY twink.

Glen Campbell: Wichita Lineman (is still on the line...)

Tom Welling. And I did it over and over and over again. He is one super stud.

What's happening in R84?

Over 80 posts and no one mentioned the Jim Palmer ads for Jockey? As for myself, I was a slightly strange young man, finding the linked photo of author John Irving very hot.

Rudolph Valentino. Woof!

[quote] Prince. When I purchased the Controversy album enclosed was a poster of Prince in a skimpy Speedo standing seductively. I really don’t know why but it intrigued me.

You're not alone. For me it was the Lovesexy album cover. I found him extremely sexy and have found few gay men who were sexually attracted to him finding him too feminine. Strangely I've found more straight men who were attracted to Prince. Strangely he's the only black man to whom I've ever been sexually attracted.

As a young Gatling, I knew I got aroused by those Palmer ads, as well as the opening credits to Cover Up with Hexum. I also really got turned on by, strangely enough, Jan Michael Vincent in Airwolf, which makes me cringe knowing he aged the way he did.

But my first true homocrush to this day, and has not been mentioned yet, is Chris O’Donnell. The scene in Scent of a Woman in which he’s sleeping on the hotel couch in his boxers made me gasp. When he portrayed Robin in that dreadful Batman movie I still had to go, because he was in tight pants.

I may have been aroused by the first men, but Chris was the first one I actively thought about when I masturbated.

[quote] that kid from the Disney movie The Thirteenth Year.

Intriguing title.

I use to imagine myself down on my knees surrounded by the cocks of Robert Urich, Gil Gerard, Lee Horsley and Larry Wilcox, blowing each one of them.

There was a Jockey ad in People mag, circa 1986 with a brunette with a hairy chest (NOt Jim Palmer). I fapped to this countless times. In the movie Evening Star, said ad turns up in the scene where Scott Wolf uses the mag to cover himself. Double woof!

[quote]But my first true homocrush to this day, and has not been mentioned yet, is Chris O’Donnell.

Did you see him in Men Don't Leave, r91? Very crushworthy.

Christopher Atkins got me through puberty.

Wow, you Eldergays masturbate a lot!

^^^ That's all we had to do during AIDS.

I used to videotape a lot of male nude scenes from movies on cable TV. I used to masturbate to them on freeze frame. Some included:

Mel Gibson in "Lethal Weapon"

C Thomas Howell in numerous films

The lockerroom scene from "School Ties"

Patrick Dempsy in "Some Girls"

Sam Elliott in "The Legacy"

Adrian Pasdar in "Made in USA"

Mike Henry played Lt. Col. Donald Penobscot in an episode of the television series M*A*S*H.

I'm sure I'm not the only one who got off to this number from the Best Little Whorehouse movie... (More musicals need male nudity.)

Scott Bakula in Quantum Leap. Frequently shirtless, and when he leaped into the trapeze artist there was a long shot from behind where he's wearing skintight tights... So good.

Snub Pollard, Ben Turpin, Harry Langdon and James Finlayson in the buff is the cat’s meow.

Doug McClure and Darren McGavin.

Timothee Chalamet

I couldn't get enough of masturbating to Mark Spitz while he was at the Olympics in 1972. He didn't even shave his mustache. Who knows if he kept his bush natural, as well.

In 1976, Bruce Jenner.

R90, I don’t think I’m mis-remembering, but when I was in middle school in 8th a classmate of mine had a one of those pin-on buttons for her backpack. It had a purple background with Prince curled in on himself sucking his own cock.

This was before Photoshop obviously. I was aroused, but still never found Prince to be noteworthy outside of his music.

Timothy dalton has really big wide feet and I always wanted him to dom me with em.

[quote]In 1976, Bruce Jenner.

And forty years later, it's lesbians who are fingering their twats while visions of Caitlin Jenner dance through their heads.

For any gay kid of my generation, it HAD to be Robert Conrad. No one else came close (well, maybe Brian Kelly from Flipper).

Another one that really stands out was actor Paul Mantee, who played the main character in the sci-fi flick "Robinson Crusoe On Mars". There is a quick scene where he disrobes to jump into a pool that probably made me wear out my VCR's rewind function.

R111 I forgot about Brian Kelly! Yes!

Can't you queens at least post pictures? Brian Kelly

Mel Torme

Hugh O'Brian

Bruce Vilanch

R114, He looked like a frog.

As a pre-teen I used to get really turned on by these two movie ads.

I’m a Seventies/Eighties elder gay so…Burt Reynolds, Gregory Harrison, Joe Dallesandro, Maxwell Caulfield, Richard Gere, John Schneider, Billy Idol, Mel Gibson(!), Don Johnson, Tom Selleck, Richard Hatch, etc all resided at some point in my spank-bank but it was primarily CHRISTOPHER ATKINS that got me off. I jerked off so much to that guy!

A drawing (of course), of Wolverine from the X-Men. I don't remember any others.

In 30 seconds I thought of (Yes, I was very horny in the 70s):

Bobby Sherman Gary Sandy Chad Everett Pat Harrington Robert Redford Joe Namath Jim Palmer Steve Garvey Mark Spitz Clifton Davis

Plus any model in a Playgirl I stumbled across.

and my next door neighbor, who was single, good looking, muscled, had beautiful nipples, a hairy chest, a nice ass and a thick treasure trail. I could look at him through my bedroom window when he was cutting the grass. I had intense orgasms that splattered the walls.

Christopher Atkins in The Blue Lagoon and A Night In Heaven (the latter especially)

Miles O'Keefe in that Tarzan abomination

Dolph Lundgren. He had this amazing photo in US Weekly that I spanked to constantly.

Gregory Harrison in Playgirl

Maxwell Caulfield. People magazine (!) had an amazing photo of his beautiful ass.

Richard Gere in American Gigolo and Looking for Mr. Goodbar and Breathless

North Dallas Forty

Warren Beatty in Shampoo

But mostly I fantasized about guys at school who I'd see stripped to their undies before and after gym class 4th period, 9th grade. And 6th period in 8th grade. Seeing the jocks in their tight whites was the only thing that made gym bearable at that age.

Good choices all. Mine were Richard Dean Anderson and Jan Michael Vincent. I fapped at Burt Reynolds' hairy butt as well.

[quote] "Clint Walker, Max Baer Jr., Lou Ferrigno"

R6 has a type, and I like it!

In the early 90s, 12 year old me watched some Clint Eastwood movie Escape From Alcatraz on a local TV channel. Shockingly, there was a shower scene and I saw naked man ass. Those images seared into my brain and I used it to jack off for a couple of years until I discovered the internet.

Jock strapped Rob Lowe in Youngblood

Robert Conrad

Clint Walker

Ron Ely

Mike Henry

And oh so many more.

Gil Gerard

Daley Thompson, Olympic gold medalist

David Wilkie, Olympic gold medalist

Bob Hoskins

Bjorn Borg

Bob Hoskins? That’s a first for me.

Sylvester Stallone

^

I love stocky hairy men. He was in the original BBC production of Pennies From Heaven, and I wanked myself silly over him.

Hugh O'Brien in a yellow speedo in Love Has Many Faces (1964) and shirtless in Ten Little Indians (1965)

^it's O'Brian but under any name . . .

Robert Urich

There was a full-frontal nude of Robert Urich on the internet about 25 years ago, when he was a younger man. I doubt it was photoshopped; would someone be able to make such a perfect fake back then?

Fred dryer in Hunter

R135 Yes, they could have. Decades ago, a TV guide cover of Oprah Winfrey was criticized when it was discovered they had photoshopped Winfrey's face onto the body of Ann-Margret.

Jan-Michael Vincent

R108 photoshopping has been around longer than you though it has become more highly developed thanks to CGI.

late 70s Kristofferson / Blume In Love, Unmarried Woman, etc

Kristofferson was not in An Unmarried Woman. Maybe you're thinking of A Star Is Born.

and Kris and Sarah Miles in The Sailor Who Fell from Grace with the Sea. Playboy had a photo spread of their explicit sex scene

guess...

Photoshop 1.0 was released on February 19, 1990, so it's been on the market for 32 years.

Burt Reynolds' famous centerfold was published in Cosmopolitan, not Playgirl.

There is a shot from the photo shoot for it where you can see his dick, and I think that shot was intended for the German market, but never used. I can't find it at the moment but it was easy to find at one point.

steve reeves, reg park, jorge rivero, reb brown , tom selleck, robert horton, the paul brothers (i.e. the barbarian brothers), steve garvey, scott erickson, mike schmidt, russ francis, howie long, brian bosworth, among the many other classics previously ....the chippendales, many various pro wrestlers, many various bodybuilders, soap opera actors, and so on and so on....

Rod Taylor and Jim Brown

William Shatner

Moses.

Steamboat Willie

Am I the only one who was obsessed with Elton John's Im Still Standing video? Specifically .13 - .30 seconds in. The dancing cops in jockstraps and the blue and white dancer in the speedo drove my pre-teen mind into a tizz!

Yes R94 - I know the ad. The dark haired, hairy guy had bangs and if I'm not mistaken, Sean and Madonna were on the cover.

[quote] Specifically .13 - .30 seconds in. The dancing cops in jockstraps

One of the cops is Bruno Tonioli a judge on Danging with the Stars and Strictly Come Dancing.

OMG r152, I always thought I recognized him on Dancing with the Stars but had no idea it was because I was spanking ii to him all through middle school. LOL!

Helmut Berger

R150, can't watch that video without being totally distracted by seeing Bruno Tonioli everywhere.

The Burt nude r144 mentioned

Calvin Coolidge

Does Zac Efron of High School Musical fame count?

Still haven't seen the movie.

Jim Brown's Playgirl photos.

Another vote for Reb Brown's shower scene in Ssssssss - but I can't find it online. :(

R140 Kristofferson wasn't in An Unmarried Woman. That was Alan Bates.

Robert Conrad in Wild West. Gig Young in Buck Rogers. Cliff Walker in anything. Pernell Roberts in Bonanza.

Jim Palmer in the Jockey ads.

"Autumn" in the Airotica scene in All That Jazz. I wore out that video tape.

Christopher Atkins, Steve Bond, Sam J Jones, John Matuszak, Bob Chandler, Fabian, Steve Yeager etc in Playgirl.

I had a real fetish for the “Celebrity” layouts and would collect them all. Especially the ones that showed ass shots, like Atkins. To this day I am fixated on beautiful male butts. I would also add to the list another vote for the shots of Burt Reynolds hairy bum in that paperback.

And there was a European magazine that published shots of Helmut Berger’s big Austrian ass (taken by his sugar daddy Luchino Visconti), that I treasured for years. Can’t remember the name of it however.

Gregory Harrison emerging from the shower.

[quote]What's happening in [R84]?

That's actually his little brother and his parents.

Paul Michael Glaser

Erik Estrada

Robert Urich

Desi Arnaz Jr. There was a shirtless pic of him on the cover of Parade magazine when he was promoting a TV movie he'd made called "Mr. and Mrs. BoJo Jones" and I used that pic for weeks.

I don’t really remember ever masturbating to celebrities but then again I grew up in the internet porn era so I understand older people had fewer options.

Richard Chamberlain

Chad Everett

Hey guys, what about me?

I just googled one of the Bobbys I spoke of in r5. He was so handsome, in a surfer kind of way (we lived in central Jersey, so surfing was big), and he still takes pics of himself surfing, but he keeps his shirt on now. Still looks good for such an eldersurfer. He and the other Bobby (also a surfer) and I changed in the swimming locker room every day for a few years. The other Bobby's name is so common, I've never been able to find him online. He was even better looking. He was the most beautiful boy in our HS.

Now we're all...elder.

In an innocent kind of a way because I was very young, I thought James Drury in The Virginian, Richard Bradford from Man in a Suitcase and David Janssen, The Fugitive, were very handsome.

James Drury.

Richard Bradford and his silver hair.

David Janssen on the trail of the one-armed man.

R162, did you mean Clint Walker?

Van Williams in Surfside 6.

Don Grady on My Three Sons. I was too young to get an erection but I felt tingly all the same. Then he had to marry that wench named Katy. I wanted to reassure him he didn't need her. I would iron his underwear, after asking him to take it off...

R179.. wasn't there a episode of my 3 sons, where he took up ballet and was seen in pale blue ballet tights? i vaguely remember this if so...

This pic from Myra Breckinridge did it for me.

I was 13 years old when I saw this scene in "Rich and Famous" with Matt Lattanzi, and I immediately had to use the bathroom and spank. I replayed this in mind every night thereafter until I latched on to someone else.

[quote] until I latched on to someone else.

Which was?

R179 Looks like ol' Don had a pretty fat cock.

One of the first was this image of Burt Reynold on a jigsaw puzzle box. I saw it in a gift show in Las Vegas while on a family vacation. I was so turned on by how hairy his ass was I remember jacking off in the bathroom at the motel.

*gift shop

Paul Revere and the Raiders. Don't judge.

You win, R187.

Steve Garvey. There was a nude locker room pic of him published in some newspaper. He was standing next to Ron Cey and a couple other guys. Everyone had towels wrapped around them except Garvey, who was fully nude with his dick hanging out.

For R189. Is that a shadow or does he just have really hairy pubes?

Kris in Star is Born and Convoy

Prince Charles

R171 Yes. The scene of him ice skating in nothing, but a jock strap in "Slap Shot" was definite jack-off material.

I've seen that picture in R190 lightened up. It was worth remembering. Ron Cey's hands do produce a shadow, but the perimeter of the right side of Garvey's bush is clear. Your mind is capable of filling out the remainder. Garvey's bush is tall and dense.

Your welcome,

Someone else who has too much time on his hands.

The only reason I watched the All-Star game was to see the very large bulge in his uniform pants. I imagined he had a lot of hair there.

Cary Elwes in Lady Jane

R160... UNFORTUNATELY, any video of Reb Brown in the most homoerotic shower scene ever put on film (and I might add perhaps THEE most homoerotic scene of ANY kind EVER put on film) in the movie"Sssssss" is not anywhere online...

there are blogs and what not that have photos and very brief snippets of that scene, but not the full scene in it's entirety........ I do have the dvd of it though and that scene always always does and will get me off.. SO SO much is visually shown and so so much is said and not said. It literally checks all the boxes of homoeroticism and perviness and kinkiness..

Chad Everett, king of the VPL.

I wonder how long that photo of Steve Garvey was passed around privately before someone made it public? He was obviously not concerned, maybe even proud.

Steve Garvey's private life became a comedian's dream when two women were both pregnant by him in the late 1980s.

[R200] For a bit there were even bumper stickers "Beep your horn if you are pregnant with Steve Garvey's baby"

R198... yeah, everett on medical center was so sexy and wore his scrubs very snug...

love the episode when this young girl whose having brain issues and who is pregnant with her on and off again boyfriend because of what's going on in her brain, can't tell right from wrong, fantasy from reality, starts telling everyone that chad everett's character is the father and the one who got her pregnant! Using his doctor's oath of taking care of her visiting her in her hotel room (and others seeing his concern for her), and being a friend of her and her family since she was a little girl to her advantage to make the hospital staff believe it! too bad it wasn't true, because seeing him making out and making love to this young woman would have been hot hot!..

it was actually pretty hot

R200.. it seems that ole steve garvey was a big ole himbo... If memory serves me correctly, he was engaged to one woman and got 2 other women pregnant at the same time! what a hunk stud player slut! No condoms or protection from him or the ladies?!...

I wonder now how many women he has screwed in his lifetime?!...

[quote] Steve Garvey's private life became a comedian's dream when two women were both pregnant by him in the late 1980s.

I remember a joke on The Golden Girls with Sophia not being able to remember things and hoped she wasn't carrying Steve Garvey's baby.

SAD NEWS ABOUT CELEBRITIES MASTURBATION WORTHY....

Actor Brad Johnson has passed away it was announced this week. He actually passed away back in February, but his press people are just now releasing it. He was 62 and passed from covid pneumonia complications.

Major bummer as he was hot hot! All american masculine handsome. Sexy wise, it was reported he never wore underwear and for those who paid attention to his career, we could verify this by the many bulges he sported in various scenes in various projects he was in...

I remember years ago he appeared on a episode of the MTV 'sex advice" show LOVELINES as he was with the cast of a new tv show he was promoting.... he sat there on the couch looking so handsome and sexily and erotically sat there with arms crossed and his legs spread wide wide! (who sits like this on national tv) and he looked to be sporting a semi-bulge in his snug black jeans... MEANWHILE? Doctor drew sneakily (but obvious to anyone paying attention to his eyes and face) was glancing at the Johnson bulge more than once.. Doctor drew was doing that classic deflection of talking about something, but looking away at something else diversion.. Doctor Drew leaning over on his chair to press the speaker phone and talking but at the same time taking side glances at Johnson's crotch!

I recorded this episode so i could see this over and over and in slow motion and it retrospect it was obvious on Doctor Drew's part! Is Doctor Drew bisexual? or just curious and confirming that Brad Johnson was getting turned on by the sex talk?.....

anyway R.I.P. Brad Johnson..

Oh shit. I remember him. He was Hot Brad #2 (Brad Pitt was Hot Brad #3 and Hot Brad #1 was the one from Midnight Express; were there Hot Brads before him? Forgive me if I know not of other Hot Brads).

RIP (if he was vaxxed ... if he wasn't vaxxed, he can burn in Hell, he dug his own grave, BYE).

Grew up in the 70s and 80s. My favorites were these -- from print: Jim Palmer's Jockey ads, the men's underwear section of the Spiegel catalog, Gregory Harrison in his Zorro briefs, John Schneider shirtless, a vintage photo of Sean Connery from his body building days, memories of celebrity posters that were popular with teens of the time, which included Greg Evigan, Erik Estrada; and finally my personal copy of Working Out by Charles Hix. I did not have access to gay porn until I was in college.

From film and TV: John Schneider on The Dukes of Hazzard on Friday nights, Lyle Waggoner from The Carol Burnett Show, reruns of McHale's Navy featuring Edson Stroll (and the one episode of Twilight Zone he was naked in), the brief glimpse of Gregory Harrison coming out of the shower at the beginning of Trapper John, MD; the Tarzan movies with Mike Henry and the Tarzan TV show with Ron Ely. Once a year they had a show on TV called "The Battle of the Network Stars" that guaranteed you would see men in skimpy Speedos, and that was the first time I noticed Tom Selleck.

Definitely Jockey underwear ads! I used to save the Sunday Newspaper inserts with ads for Jockey Elance! HOT HOT HOT

R207.. i have that greg harrison movie "for ladies only" on dvd... Saw it many years ago when it first came on TV.. Watching it now, his character was a big ole slut! laugh! slept with dinah manoff's character after just meeting her at a bar, slept with a old horny woman because he felt sorry for her after she attended one of his stripping shows, and then was a kept boy toy stud for lee grant's character...

R206.. in regards to Brad Johnson, I believe he was most likely very conservative with "traditional values' (he had 8 kids!) so most likely? was NOT vaccinated and that was the cause of his death even though i'm sure he was quite virile and healthy otherwise....

Thank god Brad Johnson kept his conservative values of ivermectin and self righteous stupidity! He owned those libs with his casket!

Brad Johnson did several of those "Left Behind" Christian apocalypse movies with Kirk Cameron.

US magazine in the mid 80s provided a lot of spank bank material to me before I was old enough to buy gay porn. Pics of Don Johnson, Mark Harmon, Kevin Costner and profiles of rising young actors featured in the mag were my go-to.

R207 I kept waiting for Howard Cosell to dress up for the pool on Battle, but alas, no.

William Frawley in his younger days was faptastic!

R203, I had a schoolboy crush on Steve Garvey back in the day and I was devastated when he was traded to the Padres. I remember how he and first wife Cyndy would appear on local talkshows and portrayed themselves as the perfect Ken and Barbie of sports. Little did we know what a major poon hound he was, and she was hated by all the Dodger players and their wives.

Cyndy moved on to Marvin Hamlisch and hosted morning shows with Regis Philbin.

Charlie Chaplin

R215 This place sometimes reminds me of that old Woody Allen film -- too lazy to up the name -- where the old geezer comics sit around the table trading wisecracks and reminiscences.

John Schneider, Christopher Reeves and Robert Urich.

R179 His real name was Donny Agrati.

R215... how in the world and what planet does anyone go from steve garvey to marvin hamlisch????????????!!!!!!!!!!

gold digger incarnate she must have been..

Saccorhytus Coronarius

R99, I did the same thing. I even labeled the tape something innocent sounding to throw my parents off so they wouldn't watch it.

There was a website that featured a bunch of celebrity fakes and, in my youth, they fooled me into thinking they were real. My parents had parental controls on the computer, but this was one of the few porn sites that wasn't blocked for whatever reason. I remember one of Mel Gibson in a pool or hot tub of some sort letting the water wash over his huge, thick cock. It was the hottest thing I'd ever seen.

R221, didyou know Olivia de Havilland or Luise Rainer?

No, but I'm still trying to pass a Stegosaurus bone.

Aaron Janes from English Lads

R225 Are you still 'growing up'?

R217: Broadway Danny Rose.

Only celebrity I ever jerked off to was Jean-Claude Van Damme in Universal Soldier - the scene where the camera slowly pans over his naked, glistening ass. That was hot.

[quote]I remember a joke on The Golden Girls with Sophia not being able to remember things and hoped she wasn't carrying Steve Garvey's baby.

This is a DLer's wet dream!!

Steve Garvey looks like Matthew Modine in that picture at R190. A hairy Matthew Modine. Which reminds me - "Vision Quest" was a homoerotic fantasy movie with at least two guys worthy of intimate daydreams.

Screech. You know the one.

Alec Baldwin. And to this day, an guido-ish guy in black bikini briefs and socks gets me going. Vroom and voom!

Schweddy balls.

David and Rick Nelson, especially when they too to the trapeze

Jesus Christ

Henry Winkler as Fonzie. I had an image in my head where he had a very hairy chest and pink/maroon areolas, a treasure trail leading to an equally hairy bush, and a thick cock and balls. I think he ass may have been flat, though.

He made a presentation about dyslexia at a conference I attended. I did introduce myself, but he was surrounded by other people who wanted to say how much they liked him. I can't say I didn't want to give him a blow job; I was willing to be a Hoover on him.

Christopher Atkins in Playgirl.

Steve Garvey didn’t do Playgirl, and given what I’m learning here, i’m shocked he didn’t.

His teammate, Steve Yeager, did. Not an in your face full-frontal, but he didn’t leave much to the imagination.

Harrison Ford in "The Empire Strikes Back".

Sam J Jones in "Flash Gordon".

Both movies had scenes of men in bondage being led to their fate. That still turns me on to this day.

Jonathan Frakes on "Star Trek: The Next Generation".

Rex Smith in his underwear on "Nighthawk".

Oddly enough, I didn't get into Robert Conrad on "The Wild Wild West" until I was in my twenties and saw early morning reruns on TNT.

of course, the homoerotic episodes of Batman, it was usually only a matter of which episodes were MORE homoerotic and downright kinky pervy than another....

1987 was a banner year for muscle lovers as both "he-man" and "the barbarians" came out that year....

3 names not mentioned yet? dan gauthier and john terlesky and greg bradford..

i remember years and years ago in Tiger Beat magazine or a similar magazine a photo of Christopher Knight (you know peter from the brady bunch) all grown up a few years removed from that show and it was a photo of him shirtless with his back turned from the camera, head turned back towards the camera smiling and he was wearing the most spray painted on jeans and showing a fantastic ass! who knew! awesome!

ken norton in Mandingo.... michael jai white in anything that shows that body...

I leafed through a Playgirl when I was about thirteen and I saw some pictures of a black man with a large cock and a big bush. I remembered those pictures for at least two years. Later, I found out it was Jim Brown, an NFL football player who was famous at the time. Ballsy. Literally and figuratively.

I hadnt realised until I read through this thread just how sexy Maxwell Caulfield was back in the day!! Thanks very much to those who posted his pictures!

The Jockey underwear ad that had nine athletes in a 3-3-3 layout that appeared in People Magazine with Truman Capote on the cover in 1976 or so.

I recall Pete Rose and Jim Palmer were two of the athletes. It was the hottest thing I'd ever seen!

When I was much younger, Bryan Singer, of course...but that was just foreplay...

Wait, did you mean "masturbate with"?

R242... yes, maxwell caulfied was extremely pretty back in the day... Grease 2 anyone??....And he had a lean ripped body too..

Roger Daltrey. Christopher Plummer Gregory Peck

I remember in the HBO doc about Larry Kramer one of the interviewees said basically every gay man his age remembers where he was when he first saw this scene

R247, Yeah, it's right up there with November 22, 1963.

The Soloflex model, the first Calvin Klein model (Tom Hintaus), Nicholas Clay, Timothy Dalton, Gregory Harrison out of the shower, Erik Estrada.

I remember that ad, R243. Jim Palmer and Jo Jo White were sharing a little bit of pubic hair. I cut the ad out and saved it in my bedroom somewhere. Yes, it was put to good use.

Slightly bigger version

I wouldn’t be proud if Pete Rose was wearing my brand of underwear.

r251 I loved that too. Although I preferred the one with Ed Marinaro and Craig Morton.

R252, Who was his hair stylist, Moe Howard?

Tim Capello from SNL and Tina turner

This guy. Rock Pamplin. Click to page 12.

Richard Gere before he was famous in the movie Blood Brothers. He played a hot young construction worker.

R159, please show.

Gene Autry

Who didn't I??!

260 posts and not one of you bitches has mentioned the hairy magnificence of Space: 1999’s Nick Tate.

He caused me to spend quite a few loads growing up…

r253, I did too.

Blow it up on your computer. Lou Brock has a huge amount of pubic hair showing. Craig Morton wasn't opposed to showing a bit of his bush.

Looking back on this era, I was a teenager at the time, I am amazed the professional sports leagues didn't say anything about this. I remember Steve Yeager appearing in Playgirl, behind a shower glass. You could see his cock and bush from the side.

Here's that Steve Yeager shot.

R262 - The 80s were such fappable times for us gaylings!

I was going through puberty at the time, and this scene from “All the Right Moves” did it for me. We had the movie on VHS, and I used to pause it right where you can see Tom Cruise’s dick and beautiful, thick, dark bush. Supposedly, it’s a body double, but I don’t care—it’s still amazing!

You can see Steven Bauer’s cock and bush very fleetingly in 1984’s Thief of Hearts.

R266 - He's such a little pussy. I've shown my dick and ass anywhere there's camera!