Gay Names

My neighbor claimed “Bruce” was a stereotypical name for gay men in the 1970s, but couldn’t remember or explain why.

Randy.

Rupaul?

Jack and Jill went up the hill So he could lick her candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock Cause Jill's real name was Randy

Mark, Rick, or Steve.

(And they always have track lighting.)

Sheridan.

Julian

Gaylord? I can't believe that's a name that really exists

Don't forget Bruce!

But why Bruce?

Lance

Oscar

Arthur. Randy. And long versions like Robert, William and Michael instead of Rob Bob Bill Will or Mike.

Jeeves

Fag

Percy

Adrian

Christopher

August

Dieter

Rolf

Todd.

Kevin!

Mark

Isaias Leland Jase Dax Kasen Gage Kamden Marcos Jamison Francis Hank Alexis Tripp Frederick Jonas Stetson Cassius Izaiah Eden Maximilian Rocco Tatum Keegan Aziel Moses Bruce Lewis Braylen Omari Mack Augustus Enrique Armando Pierce Moises Asa Shane Emmitt Soren Dorian Keanu Zaiden Raphael Deacon Abdiel Kieran Phillip Ryland Zachariah Casey Zaire Albert Baker Corey Kylan Denver Gunnar Jayson

Almanzo

Supposedly there’s a high percentage of gay people with J names.

Fudgepacker

Franck

Justin

Once again, it’s straight people and their outrageous absurdity. THEY decide if a name is gay. It’s just like they deemed the following:

1. A man who wears an earring on the right ear lobe is gay.

2. Men, who wore the color green, on Thursday, were gay.

Todd

You ruined all our best names, like Bruce and Lance and Julian! Those were the toughest names we had!

R25, that's probably because so many names do start with J.

R23 are these all of your tricks?

As long as we're cataloging, Drew (not Andy or Andrew) fucks anybody/anything.

His dick is nice, but but he's a lazy lay.

Also, he always has weed.

R13, I first learned of that theory here years ago. It’s not wrong!

Assy

Leslie

Marion

Homosy

Cockgobbler

Gaylenhaall

Jean-Michel, shorted to Jean-Mi (France)

Detlef (Germany)

Blake and Blaine

Jasmine, Chantal, Shar, Mischa, Blair, Blaine, Whitney, Kendall, Tamlyn, Cyn, Jessamin,

Gary

Are you out of your fucking mind R45?

Is Gary short for Geraint or Gawain?

Or Gareth?

I thought "Gary" was a 20th century lab created name brought to you by the makers of Shredded Wheat.

Second nomination for Lance. "Look out, here comes Lance's massive and well-worn lance!"

Leslie

Marion

I ❤️ Blake and Garrett

Jean-Marie Pierre-Marie

Lady Docker

It can't be said enough: TODD.

And another vote for Drew. Every Drew I've ever known was gay. I've known several Marions (surprising, isn't it?) and all were straight.

Trey, Trey, Trey

David Shilling

Mrs Shilling, the mother

Gertrude

Joel

Lee

Lee Annenberg liked the gays a lot.

Once I was juggling three Pauls.

Tyler

Truth r5

"—Trey so gay"

But is it Tres Gay?

Timmy.

Gay my name, Gay my name…

Alphonse

Hubert

Kyle

Jonathan Michael Philip Peter David Christopher Robert .. Gays don’t have nicknames. If there’s a Dave and a David standing next to each other 100% probability that David will be gay.

Wayne and Bruce from the Chartuese Moose

Randolph Willard Scott. The 3-name fad is spreading like wildfire among America's A-gays. It's the epitome of pretentiousness and shallowness. It's also absolutely hilarious.

MARY!

Lance always stood out when I was young. The other one, that seemed to be commonly considered gay by both my gay friends and straight friends was Larry.

Also, it seemed every gay man went by their given name, not a nickname. So there were a ton of gay Davids and Michaels. (Dave and Mike would be straight.). Funny enough, a name that my friends all agreed on did not follow this was Stephen. If you were Stephen, you were gay. If you were Steve, you could just as well be gay. (Being a Steve, I was fine with this.)

R10 I vaguely recall some television comedian -- Johnny Carson? -- using "Bruce" as code for an effeminate man.

Simon.

Maurice.

Noēl.

How funny, I met a guy named Todd recently and yup he's gay. I never thought anything of that name but I trust DL's experience.

What is it with that name?!

R79 Is that why Sarah divorced Todd?

Dennis

I knew a guy named "Pete" who changed it to "Pate" because he thought it sounded more sophisticated... It didn't

Preston?

Hunter?

Has anyone mentioned Sheldon?

Aaron

Dennis

Ralph

Chester

Caitlyn

Steve

Marc

Stefan maybe, but no not Steve. No, it can't be Steve!

Liberace

Elton

Clay

Jay always seemed gay to me.

Rupert.

Vin.

r89 Face it, Steve. Everyone knows.

Nancy

Serge

Eurydice Colette Clytemnestra Dido Bathsheba Rabelais Patricia Cocteau

I’m currently dating a Tyler.

Fuck, Tyler is really a gay name.

It’s also the name of my hot AF boyfriend. My prior bf was Christopher.

Clark

Stuart

Stewie

[quote] "What is it with that name?!"

I don't know, R78. Every "Misty" and "Missy" I've ever known was a trashbag. Sometimes, it comes with the territory, I guess.

[quote] "Marc"

Every "Marc" I've known has been gay, R88. "Mark", not so much (though I've known a few gay men by that spelling as well).

I've seen a high percentages of gays going by "Ethan". I crushed on one of them, as a matter of fact. "Scott" and "Christopher" have also been overwhelmingly gay for me.

And don't even get me started on "Mycle", "Mychael", etc.

R106 reminds me I must start a Wikipedia article on LBGTQWERTY rights in District 12, sorry WV.

What's of it's pronounced steh-FON?

Fronk

Gay Tyler's are adorably hot, but they seem to be in their late 20s -too young.

For lesbians - Deb

La Pute Enchantée

"Rober," as an orthographic variant on the French pronunciation of "Robert," in order to gaily drive the point home.

ROGER OWNS THIS THREAD!!!!

Steve

R115 Stop that! Steve is about the butchest name around. Nobody suspects me.

Dawson

[quote] But why Bruce?

Why do you think?

Bruce Lee?

David.

Scott (or Skott, Scot, Skot etc)

@r46, "Are you out of your fucking mind [R45]? "

Have you met young Gary...

I don’t think I’ve ever met a heterosexual Chad.

Dimpled Chad

Hah, in Russian-speaking environment most gay men call themselves in a French manner, like Serg (instead of Sergey), SashA (instead of SAsha) etc.

I wonder if Sebastian and Jonathan are used for symbolic reasons. Both were gay icons of Christianity along with David. The only Sebastian I know is a straight Latino guy.

Bruce

R115 Me either.

Every Grant I've ever met has been gay.

R46 No and you?

I've always thought Uranus was pretty gay for a planet.

Taylor, Parker.

Steve

Ayden, Brayden, Kayden, Jayden

Ted Casablanca

How right you are r93

I've never met a straight Pablo.

[quote] ROGER OWNS THIS THREAD!!!!

Fuck you! My Rogi is straight and all man! I will tell to you some gay names. I think Rafael, Novak and Cames are gay names.

Where did my donuts go?

I always enjoy a good Rogering.