Jason Bateman can still Get It

His hair system is not top drawer.

He finally looks old now. His dyed hair color contrasts badly with the wrinkles in his face.

Just like Jim Carrey.

I don’t know what r1 and r2 are talking about. He is a rather attractive older man now.

WATCH OUT!

That's way too much dark hair for someone his age.

When I was a kid I crushed on him so hard on Valerie's Family. Love seeing him getting steady, successful work. OP is right, he could DEFINITELY still come around & get it.

lol r1

He's fucking OLD.

Almost 60. Give me a break.

The guy is 30 years past his prime.

He's fucking OLD.

Almost 60. Give me a break.

The guy is 30 years past his prime.

I know a lot of guys on a site full of gay or bi men will feel targeted by this statement, but guys with dark hair who continue dyeing it well into their 50’s and 60’s DON’T look younger. As a matter of fact, they look desperate, vainly trying to cling to their youth and fooling nobody.

I think it’s funny how Jason and his podcast co-hosts apparently go to Costco and split the Just for Men economy pack.

[quote] Crowned Man of the Year by Harvard University's Hasty Pudding Theatricals on Thursda

The proof of the pudding is in the eating. Unzip Jason.

He may be handsome, but he's as big a dick as ever. Listen to his podcast. The guy's as full of himself as Kanye West and one of those big-assed Armenian hookers he used to bang.

And he blames all of his fashion/appearance choices on his young wife, Amanda Anka. She picks his clothes, his diet, his tanning regimen, etc.

Not only yhat R10, but his face looks old.

He's not fooling anyone.

Jeffrey Tambov’s character would make jokes about Jason’s freckles on Arrested Development, which indicates he has fair skin. And if that’s the case, he should be like Nicole Kidman and wear a beekeepers outfit whenever he goes out in the sun. He was handsome when he was younger, but as Justine proves, the Batemans resemble Shar Peis once they hit 50.

I think he is the weakest actor on Ozark

True, R15, but he’s actually a talented director (and has won an Emmy).

[quote] Jason Bateman can still Get It

Um,no he can't.

Maybe in his dreams.

Yeah, he can still get it, he does look somewhere near his age, but he's still nice and slim, and still looks good

Of course, he is older.

But he is still handsome.

Finished watching Season 4 and WTF? Then I discover there's a Season 4 Part 2 coming out in May. Fuck Netflix.

Old fucker.

He's grand dad age.

He did tell a filthy story once about shitting his pants backstage at Colbert, and having to rush out commando in his tight suit mere minutes after dooking up a trash can.

Disgusting, R22.

WTF was that all about?

R23 It was on his podcast. He, Sean Hayes, and Stephen Colbert were all telling gross-out stories about the times they shat themselves.

Bateman shat his pants in a green room at "Colbert," and had to stash his wrecked boxer-briefs in the garbage can.

Hayes dumped up a stall in the high school boy's room, and tossed his ruined shorts out onto the floor right before a gang of jocks came in and found them in front of the sink.

Colbert's story had something involving Conan O'Brien and a ski suit that unzips in the back.

[quote] Bateman shat his pants in a green room at "Colbert," and had to stash his wrecked boxer-briefs in the garbage can.

Thanks, R24.

But I'm still confused why this would happen.

I mean... who DOES that? And why?

R25 He claims his wife dresses him in uncomfortable, tight suits. He also claims his wife runs his diet and makes him eat weird, healthy foods, because if it were up to him, he'd weigh 800 pounds.

It was probably either nerves or weird paleo-raw foods that gave him the bubble guts.

He should let some of his natural grey come through but he’s a good looking man, in shape, dresses well, he can get it.

Thanks, R26.

I get it, but it's still nasty. He's a grown man.

There was a restroom nearby. No excuse for that.

All the Bateman sibs age like milk.

Jason is 53 R9. Seven years to go until he’s 60 (just in case you’ve mislaid your calculator). Make sure you don’t mistake a 14 year old for a 21 year old.

Like Drew Barrymore, Sean Penn, and Ethan Hawk, Jason has been around so long people assume he’s way older than he actually is.

Jason Bateman is another man who has that perfect combination of boyish charm and manly sexiness. I'll bet he's a beast, under the duvet.

[quote]I mean... who DOES that? And why?

They cut cocaine with laxatives. Jus' sayin' . . .

duvet?

[quote] duvet?

Oh dear.

Is he still married to Paul Anka's daughter?

R36 Yes, and they have two daughters: Francesca and Maple Sylvie.

Wow, so Jason is a total coke head?

No, he is *supposedly* sober now.

But I take such claims from celebs with a pinch of cocaine.

Is his wife good looking? I remember when Anka married her mother who was drop-dead gorgeous. I hope Anka's genes didn't pollute too much.

I'm sorry, I could not be related to anyone behind that song "She's Having My Baby."

I don't care how much the royalties were.

R41 a memorably crappy song

R41 He wrote that song about me. False alarm, though. I was just late.

I wish the song had been called "She's Havin' My Abortion (What a Lovely Way of Tellin' Me She Knows I Hate Kids)"

They should have just gone rogue and named that child Maple Syrup.

It’s a cute name but she probably gets Maple Syrup a LOT.

He can still get and he is hot but in an average dad kind of way.

Jason 's mom is British. Justine got the worst of those limey genes.

Like RDJ Jason needs his wife to keep him sober.

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Are you the guy who's been posting that in every Jason Bateman thread for the last 10 years?

I prefer to remember him like this

Yeah the iphone thing was 11 years ago, but he's had more little instances of showing himself to be an entitled, privileged Hollywood bro-douche since then. I love Ozark and he isn't the worst actor, (that title belongs to Bobby Cannavale), but he does seem like a total asshole. And his "acting" in Ozark is so one-note. Nothing at nuanced about his acting there. He just seems lazy, like he's so cool and so cocky, he doesn't really have to try. God he's fucking awful.

Michael Cera in 2013 describing Bateman as "a major asshole".

R54 Cera is quite the pretentious asshole himself.

R53 R54 And he's slowly morphing into Mr. Burns.

[quote] Make sure you don’t mistake a 14 year old for a 21 year old.

I would NEVER do that.

Didn't someone on here claim to blow him?

[quote]Didn't someone on here claim to blow him?

DID blow with him.

Cera wasn't saying Bateman was an "asshole" asshole.

Ooof he can Get it

The song’s name is (You’re) Having My Baby, which makes it even more cringeworthy.

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I find him more attractive now than when he was younger. Yummy.

Me too. Ridiculously so.

Jason Bateman is only 53. Hardly an old man.

I don’t think the implication is that he’s old, more like he’s more attractive to some people (I’m one) than younger so called hot actors.

Justine's constant undermining of him, has limited his career

Really? I think he’s having a stellar career point with Ozark and hopefully he picks some good projects for his production company. Justine writes books about how much she hates fame and plastic surgery and dabbles as an indie film producer and full-time Repub cunt.

Lump me in there with [R63] and [R64]. I think he's better looking now than when younger. Young Jason Bateman was cute; current Jason Bateman is handsome.

Did anyone make it to the live tour of his douchebro podcast? I hear the good seats were $3k in some cities.

Jason Bateman can definitely still get it.

Think he’s definitely stepping back from acting though.

Good!

R55, you gave me a great idea for a live action film set in The Simpsons' universe. Monty Burns and Moe Szylak are somehow hit with a de-aging ray, and go on a road trip. Michael Cera plays Monty Burns, and Timothée Chalamet plays Moe the bartender no FX or prosthetic make-up needed.

I assume that’s the Paul Anka song R62. Anka is Jason’s father in law.