Donald Trump and his HUGE, FAT LARD-ASS

Not that he's not a huge fat slug, but that picture has been altered.

It would be a tragedy if this resulted in a ‘Dorothy Killed Trudy’ party!

Let him squeal like the pig that he is in prison.

OP, why have you linked to a photo that has obviously been photoshopped?

OP, that picture is extremely funny.

It’s just a candid shot of his morbidly obese figure.

Even Nancy Pelosi said he was morbidly obese.

I’ve seen him in person. He is HUGE. He is so wide, he can not fit through certain doorways. I’m not joking. He is 6 feet wide in real life.

The ground literally shakes when he walks.

[quote]Not that he's not a huge fat slug, but that picture has been altered.

Hardly.

fap fap fap fap

And yet he's still miles above Biden and even Obama who did NOTHING during two terms but increase instability in the world.

It's a shame you gays think that Obama is "cute," but don't see his administration for what is was, a big nothing. Our racial problems today stem directly from his playing the race card constantly and declaring people guilty of crimes before their trial.

But of course you gays have tunnel vision and can only see Democrats are always good no matter what.

Must be awful to have your head up your ass but I guess you'd all like that.

Tell all the millions of people that have insurance for the first times in their lives r11.

At least Obama didn’t spread SARS and MERS around like Covid. He got the job done.

That's a huge fucking ass!

R11, please commit suicide for humanity’s sake.

So, so rich that Trump is the same person who derided contestants in his beauty pageants for gaining weight. Look at him. It’s sad.

R11 - It was TRUMP who caused global instability. All of our international allies abandoned us under him. Biden has worked to regain their respect. Trump forever tainted our election system by patently false claims that the last election was rigged. Our electoral process will never be the same because of him and idiots like you. BTW, Obama inherited Bush's collapsed economy and rebuilt it,, getting us out of the worst recession since the 1930's. Trump rode the wave of Obama's successful economic policies.

As fat and massive as this fat cunt is, he WILL run in 2024 again....Also, remember when it was implied that he was in "criminal trouble" as soon as he left office? Uhhh...sure... he's out living his best life touring the country. WHEN are any charges going to be filed? Where is the outrage? They've seen enough shit from the insurrection memos ...and nothing, just crickets fucking chirping. He's out doing fundraisers charging 100,000 per dinner plate (literally). I'm starting to think nothing will happen to him....just like all the other times. I'll go further and say he will avoid ANY charges and make the Dems seem like they were just exaggerating. May the force be with us.

All that and a tiny mushroom cock. Woof!

"but that picture has been altered"

Yeah, his head is actually a lot smaller then that

[quote]Yeah, his head is actually a lot smaller then that

Oh, dear.

Can you imagine how much gold foil Trump brand toilet paper gets stuck up in there?

Thick and juicy with shit-flavored mustard.

@r20, "Oh, dear. "

Yep, his head is almost as small as your dick

R23 not as small as your intellect, darlin’.

He make dat booty go KKKlap!

He will die free, fat and fed, a hamburder jammed in every shit-spurting orifice and Steve Bannon and Roger Stone duking it out for access to lick his leaky holes.

But he will not die happy.

Trump is never happy.

America rejected him and he hates it. Lol I laugh in his fat face!

No wonder Kanye was a fan! Wanted to tap that ass.

Thank you, OP. I really needed that. 😂

Yeah, give me that fat ass. Show me that arch! That’s it. Back that ass up!

What sound does it make when he backs that thang up?

Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep

Morbidly obese. That's what they say..

What's with the pearl clutchers whining that "THIS WAS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!"? You DO realize that this is DL, a place for pointless bitchery, not the NYT comment section.

I love it when he make his booty go dump

He is a disgusting clown exalted by selfish, greedy, insecure, hate-filled, racist "people."

I think Tammy from 1000 lb sisters would make an excellent companion for Fat Donny Two Scoops, after the Slovenian Whore divorces him.

They can eat their feelings together!

Fucking hawt!

Tammy is too good for him. He doesn't deserve to be with another human being unless it is Mitch McConnell or Ron Desantis, which aren't really people.

He goes to McDonald’s and orders cup of the fryer grease.

Well done steak, french fires and cake ala mode (two scoops) and of course a Diet Coke is his favorite dinner. And puts ketchup on the steak. He's repugnant.

Can he make it clap?

To Deplorables, this is the picture of health and prosperity?

They need to get out more.

Deplorables think his practice of not paying his subcontractors is just “good business”.

Even though they ARE the subcontractors.

Smh. These are the most pathetic losers on the planet.

He's so big, how does he warshe? Does Hope Hicks put him in a lawn chair and hose him down?

R42, it's their narcissism. They want someone who looks like them and is as ignorant and uneducated as them.

"How is this guy supposedly the picture of masculinity? He’s a disgusting slob. He’s broke, a criminal, and doesn’t pay his subcontractors, let alone his taxes.

He didn’t do a single thing for this country except line his own pockets and further his own interests."

This is the deplorable dream.

Is this what you call an hourglass figure? I think it’s more like an upside down lightbulb figure.

Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt, it is so big, she looks on of those rap guy's girlfriends.

@r24"[R23] not as small as your intellect, darlin’. "

Oh, dear...

Dumbass

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard". That song is base and ghetto. It is also funny and enchanting.

He looks like he's wearing granny panties.

R44: He must get the garden hose treatment. There ain't no way those baby hands of his can get the job done. And he needs paper towels, not toilet paper.

Ugh, where's the brain bleach? Why did I waste precious seconds thinking about such horrors?

I really don’t care about OP’s picture being “altered”, when Trump altered every truth about his own life. Everything the man says, is a gigantic lie, and just as gigantic as his ass.

The true "Fat Bastard."

No way he can reach all the way “back there”.

No chance in hell.

R11 please tell us what type of hallucinogenic drugs you are taking?

"Milkshake" Philly cheese steak parody. Which ones are in drag?

And finally, "Milkshake" parody(Subway, it's better than Quiznos).

The Subway one has a couple of cute guys.

I despise Trump and his kids more, but having a huge fat lard-ass is not a minus to me

He is not like people who were born huge with big bones. He ate his way to this point. He is a glutton and cheat. He kicks the golf ball in the hole when people aren’t looking. And then he just makes up a score at the end.

I can’t imagine what he talks about during golf. To be a fly on…his loose-fitting, stinky diaper.

He makes Kim Kardashian look like a stick figure by comparison.

If he twerks, the world will lurch off its axis.

It's interesting how svelte woman often marry larger men particularly if the bank account is plump.

Just noticed that didja?

Fat Bastard called Lady G a "RINO" today on OAN. G found out how quickly his loyalty can change.

Photoshop

[quote] Fat Bastard called Lady G a "RINO" today on OAN. G found out how quickly his loyalty can change.

I think there's definitely a split in the Republican party between the MAGA lunatics like MTG and Gym Jordan and the more 'mainstream' ones like Miz Lindz (yes, I know they're not really mainstream in the true definition of that word). The next year is not looking good for Dump with all of the oncoming indictments and ongoing lawsuits. Shit IS about to get good!

I do detect Miss Lindz seeing the writing on the wall and is distancing herself. Remember she also went sticking her nose in Georgia. I'm sure there's some fear that this is gonna unravel very badly for the orange fat one.

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He clearly doesn't play enough tennis to counter his caloric intake.

Don't all the pro tennis players eat 3 happy meals and a tub of KFC chicken before every match?

This ALMOST makes me feel sorry for Varist Letty, having to toil under that belly....at least the one time he knocked her up.

We always knew he was a gigantic ass.

Even in a picture that wasn't photoshopped, Trump's rear end in white shorts would still look like Loew's 1 and 2.

says Trump will crumble dinner than we expected.

says Trump will crumble sooner than we expected.

He has to have custom chairs made to fit his huge behind.

This is why he stands up a lot. There is nowhere to sit that has a large enough parcel to accommodate his breadth.

WIDE LOAD, COMING THROUGH.

I’m surprised he has lasted this long with his weight, age, lack of exercise and supposed drug use.

This Full-Figured Violent Autocrat Has Momma’s Mussy Spurting like a Double Tap Wound in Ashli Babitt’s Chest:

Momma wants to go spelunking headfirst into that cavernous, semi-gelatinous ginger mussy. Yum!

I'm so tired of hearing his fart voice.

SEXY!

Say he's a narcissistic psychopath without saying he's a narcissistic psychopath.

🤣🤣🤣 OP!

Hi bulbous disgusting ass has never looked worse. I've noticed he's gotten fatter too.

I thought it was hilarious when Stormy Daniels recounted her encounter with Dump. She was like "I wasn't raped or anything, I knew what I was in for. I just wanted to get it overwith and get paid".

That must've really pissed off cheeto microdick.

Didn't he text a female staffer after Daniels' appearance on some show where she talked about his mush nub to tell her he didn't have an ugly dick?

Laugh at OP's PS all you want, but it's far more accurate than the insane, MAGAt image of that sloppy pig. Look at how these stupid fucks see him:

Yep R88 it is a cult of deluded dimwit dipshits. I just wish he'd pass out the cyanide laced Kool-Aid and kill them all off in one fell swoop. Covid is too slow.

If only Covid was a disease that only effected MAGAts! China if you're listening....

Boom baba…

Looks like fattie PLUMP is to big to fly

Those curves!

He has the same figure as The Penguin

When I was on Twitter, I could not find a US physician who would post a guesstimate of DJT's waist-to-height ratio. I wasn't asking for a diagnosis or even exact. A nonphysician said he looked morbidly obese.

Considering that about 60% of American adults are at least overweight, I don't get the recalcitrance. It's not fat-shaming to point out that someone's waistline is 60% of one's height, but maybe I'm missing some unwritten US code or law, like 'when someone is lying to you take it as truth and don't question'

This guy is as wide as a tugboat.

Is it true that his has enormous skid marks in his drawers?

Looks like a his drawers are sold in tent sizes.

He has to use XL pet pads for diapers.

He must smell bad too. With the food he eats, bad breath and old man smell too.

Is this why the plane engine failed? The pilots went with his stated weight vs actual weight.

Didnt this Tub lose a bunch of weight after he left the office? I mean, he's still a lard ass by DL standards but I think he actually lose some blubber.

For me, he looks like every other American I met. Americans are usually fat and rude. So he is the perfect representation of his country.

He still has a base of seventy/eighty million "fans." His ass got in that condition (large) due to the daily ass kissing by Repugs.

Most of the followers in his cult can relate to that body type and his love of fast food.

What kind of plane was it?

Kim Kardashian came up to me with tears in her eyes and she told me: "Mr. President, when I saw this picture, I knew it instantly, I wanted to have a beautiful ample butt exactly like you have". And so she got her butt job, to have a perfect bubble butt just like mine. A true story.

Photoshopped but funny as hell.

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That hot ass and I engaged multiple times. hehe

Someone his age shouldn't lose weight. He'll look like an orange mudslide with all of that loose skin.

I have it on good authority that the fat ass stares defiantly into the person's eyes who changed his diapers.

Why isn’t ever discussed that trump supporters are of such weak character.

They act so tough and menacing with their oozies but they get completely treated like bitches by their leaders.

They are so big bad and tough but they don’t even stand up to to their leaders when they are being mistreated.

That’s not macho or manly at all. They are all incel nerds and don’t know how to push back against the “cool guy” so they let themselves play the fool as to not challenge the actually masculine guys.

This should be it’s own thread. Maybe someone can put it into better words.

But they all seem like such dorks and whips and losers. And weak minded. The look at the ground and take the abuse. Afraid to speak up etc.

He looks like one of the Lardassians

If you are idolizing this guy, you have huge problems man. Take a look at your life, dude. You actually look up to this slob?

Really? Trump supporters must be the most pitiful group of schlubs to have ever assembled.

They all look like that thing that had the baby Ruth in the goonies.

That’s what deplorables all look like. It’s astonishing.

And all the women look like the mother from throw mama from the train.

They are look like goblins and carnies.

These people couldn’t be any lower of subhumans if you tried to look for them there are no worse. This is the absolute bottom and as low down as they come.

If you know someone who is a piece of shit then I guarantee you they are a trump supporter. Like a moth to a flame.

Take a look at your huge, enormous slob “mogul” piece of shot and tell us again why you worship this grotesque beast?

Jabba the hut is actually easier on the eyes.

Is that a shit stain on his bloomers?

How disgusting.

I can’t believe that even a single person, not even his child, voted for him.

We need a case study at the idiocy that has taken place here.

R118, Jabba was also up front about his dealings, spoke several languages and literally pulled far hotter chicks.

Plus I don't think he lied about how rich he was. Probably the opposite, at least when the Imperial Tax Services came sniffing around.

You know. You’re right r120.

Jabba the hut was an exemplary citizen compared to trump and his marauding family of bandits and thieves. And was more handsome and had a better figure that trump.

They must have had to widen the doorways at the white house.

They are going to love that thicc ass in the clink.

Is that photo an example of what the kids today call "Dummy Thicc"?

I'm sure Trump told the Republicans "there's enough ass here for kissing, so no fighting."

Looks like a panoramic view of the alps.

He’s also rumored to have killer breath. All of that junk food I bet. And he wears diapers too, doesn’t he?

I know that pic is fake, but god almighty it made me laugh so hard I almost knocked a lung loose.

He is a walking, bloated corpse so the breath thing doesn’t surprise me.

OMG, all the folds of skin in his ass crack. That plus body heat, combined with sweaty moisture =

What must be the most godawful YEAST INFECTION E.V.E.R.

He must have to apply the entire tube for each daily treatments. Actually, he wouldn’t be able to cover the whole area himself. He probably hasn’t seen his baby dick since 1984. Imagine his assistant having to deal with that every other week.

Why do people like this hideous bag of gas. There are billions of people in the world and they worship this lard ass traitor?

These people need some new heroes.

According to Noel Casler he witnessed Donald shitting himself on the set of Celebrity Apprentice.

📸 I agree, that picture has been altered.

His ass is much larger than that.

[quote] He’s broke, a criminal, and doesn’t pay his subcontractors, let alone his taxes.

From what I’m hearing he’s not broke any more.

Back when news video showed Biden riding his bike, MAGAts showed Trump on a motorcycle, presumably to promote the idea of Trump as virile and Biden as feeble. I just wondered how anyone could see that lardass as a virile hero. WTF?

He has a womanly ass.

He ain't getting much sleep lately, I bet!

Will Trump enter exile in Saudi Arabia?

I wish the fat fuck would drop dead.

Would love to motorboat that beach ball ass.

Maybe the OP is the raw pics and the others are retouched to slim him down.

I’ve seen trump in person and he doesn’t seem that tall because he is so wide. He is as wide as a bus.

Do they every show him going through a doorway or does he only do that before and after the live shot?

It’s a sight to behold. He has to turn sideways to get through most thresholds.

Drumpf is a walking tub of shit.

Fat Bastard indeed!

Uggg he’s the levitating blob antagonist from Dune.

[quote]He’s also rumored to have killer breath. All of that junk food I bet. And he wears diapers too, doesn’t he?

One can imagine, add the daily diet of junk foods and all the soda with his caps/veneers. All that plastic in his mouth can only add to the atrocious bad breath!

The smells emanating from that vile body must be overwhelming.

One can hope EVERY piece of upholstered furniture in the White House has been replaced! Imagine the stench from his huge fetid ass on all those chairs and sofas! There's not enough Febreze in the world to eliminate those odors! 🤢 🤮

What a profile!

He is a walking bag of toxic gasses and bile, just like that other walking toxic dump, Bannon.

Bannon's nickname is The Human Scab. Fits perfectly. Bannon also looks like he reeks.

R147- And there are people who look to these filthy scum.

I’m 16 years younger than him and I cannot imagine trying to live with that much fat, lack of exercise, and poor diet at my age, let alone his. He must be in constant pain and gasping for every breath. They must have him on every cardiovascular drug and feed them to him like a baby several times a day wrapped in cookies or something.

The healthcare that we pay out for the traitor must be fine fucking-tasic. I wouldn't know because I can't afford even basic coverage.

Does everyone in the former Dump administration continue with free health insurance? Including Ivanka and Jared who raked in more than $300 MILLION during their WH reign. Meanwhile, there are hard working people who cannot afford health insurance, as well as an ever growing homeless population.

Yet, Dump's braindead followers continue to adore this vile POS and his grifting family.

R151- Yes. Vomit inducing.