Real Housewives of New Jersey - Season 12

Joe Gorga is looking mighty tasty!

Why do people watch this shit?

Watching WWHL. Teresa looks like a blowfish with Chicklets for teeth. So fake looking. She is hideous

Teresa's daughters are awful. Melanoma is growning into quite the young butch lez

Why are Margaret and Teresa at such odds?

They used to love each other.

[quote] Teresa's daughters are awful.

Her daughters may be awful, but her *dorters* are beautiful. Especially when they're together as a family, eating their *sangwiches*.

Jennifer's nose job was REALLY terrible. I wonder if she knows it and that's why she kept the bandage on for so long? I also don't understand why she did it in Turkey—most people only do that when they're trying to save money, which really doesn't seem her style. It's especially odd since Bill is a plastic surgeon and should have been able to refer her to someone reputable. Hell, I could have recommended my own surgeon who did great work and was even located in Paramus!

Had anyone heard about the Louie video before this episode? I hadn't, but just found it online. Idk why it's a big deal. It's pretty clearly part of some self-improvement retreat and there isn't anything particularly scandalous about it.

Bravo is repeating season 3 today featuring Melissa’s old nose and Joe before he turned into a full blown gorilla. And Melissa’s bro in law pings off the charts.

While I agree that the daughters are pretty, Gia is just as trashy as her mother, they both looked like cheap whores last night

^ Cheap "prostitution" whores!

Bob Harper on WWHL looks and sounds like a methed out ancient queen. Jesus Christ, between him, Teresa's veneers, and Gia's mouse ear hair, WWHL was like the worst episode of the Addams Family.

Little Frankie is quickly losing his hotness.

Everyone's talking about Jennifer's horrible nose job, but can we talk about Luis' horrible facelifts?

And Joe Gorga looked like he's had some work done as well. His face was motion-less. Bad facelift or fillers?

R15 His face looked odd last season, too. I do think he's had some fillers or cheek implants. And he's definitely had a hair transplant this season.

So Jenn's creepy husband has been fucking a pharmaceutical representative? Hilarious!

Well, who could have guessed that tre's troll like kids would turn out pretty..... Is there any hope for Jenn's fat, ugly little daughter, with a mustache yet?

R18 There's no hope for any of Jenn's kids. They're all odd looking.

And is Jenn's dad actually alive, or do they just prop up his corpse on a chair?

Nicole Ari Parker was wasted. She’s a wonderful actress and they should have given her someone more interesting to play. Seema is the MVP of the season. Filled the Samantha void beautifully. If there’s a second season she needs to take Samantha’s seat at the diner because I can see her being friends with the core three.

r19 .Jenn's daughter need fat camp next summer before we see her 10 yrs from now on MY 600lb Life, She can always get a new nose from daddy and they can laser off the facial hair...

[quote] Jenn's daughter need fat camp next summer

I'm surprised looks-obsessed Jen hasn't done that already.

Send that poor, unfortunate child to Dr Now...do a Housewives /My 600lb Life crossover

Why was Luis’ face beet red?!

[quote] Her daughters may be awful, but her *dorters* are beautiful. Especially when they're together as a family, eating their *sangwiches*.

That's "fambly," not "family."

"Her daughters may be awful, but her *dorters* are beautiful. Especially when they're together as a family, eating their *sangwiches*"

It's "samitches"

R26 Teresa adds cummin to all her samitches. It's like the pink elephant in the room.

[quote] "Her daughters may be awful, but her *dorters* are beautiful. Especially when they're together as a family, eating their *sangwiches*"

No, I think it's sanGwiches in NJ.

Does dim bulb Teresa really think eating pineapple will make her DAP (dry ass pussy) really taste sweet? I don't think so.

Pineapple definitely makes CUM taste sweeter.

Not sure what it does for pussy juice.

No one wants to picture tre's gaping pussy..... pineapple sweet or not

R31 Maybe that's why Luis' face looks so red and damaged. Too much time spent down there in that toxic waste dump.

Hi youse guyses.

I sure do hope you all have a good weekend with your fambillies, sons, dorters, nonnas, and such.

Hey yo why am I not on dis show no mo?

Ro, you pissed off ya criminal fambily memba who basically runs da show!!

How STOOPID.

Joe can't even bring ya ovah to hang with da guyz no mure.

And Tree's dorters? They hate ya too, Ro.

I wish Kim G. would come back.

Kim G. burned her bridges.

I remember when I first noticed her, Kim G. was in the background and we didn't hear her speak. To me she looked elegant and delicate and WASPy compared to the cast members.

Then one day, she spoke. Ay yi yi. Illusion SHATTERED.

Kim G may have burned bridges but oh lord, she was great schlock TV...so was Danielle.

Caroline and her family were just hideous TV.. When she told her Albie jr he could be anything he wanted and dont let dem other peoples tell you anything different, I was surprised the kid didn't become a gynecologist

[quote] Caroline and her family were just hideous TV.. When she told her Albie jr he could be anything he wanted and dont let dem other peoples tell you anything different, I was surprised the kid didn't become a gynecologist

She was basically telling Albie that he can come out of the closet, and she'll be okay with it.

A mother always knows. Especially Don Caroline. She smothers her kids.

I'm surprised that Albie hasn't come out yet.

My Albie is no faygelah!

There is no way in hell Caroline would ever be okay with Albie being gay, her brother notwithstanding.

She's "old school." AKA: a Deplorable.

"Dina Manzo Slams Her Nephew Albie Manzo After He Teases Tell-All About Family Drama On His Podcast"

r39 as a mother, Caroline was an overbearing soul sucker. Thats why her kids never amounted to anything. She was a typical narcissist. If what her kids did, or wanted to do didnt make her shine, she squelched it

R42 Well, there goes da bullshit about Caroline and how important da fambly. is to her......

Remember when Caroline tried to get Albie to date Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley's daughter Alexa Ray? She was desperate to get the Manzos in with the Hollywood elite crowd. Of course, Albie had no interest and Caroline's plan crashed and burned.

Jennifer's nose job is TERRIBLE. I know it hadn't settled yet when they started filming but I hope it significantly improved since then. It appears all the surgeon did was dramatically shave her bridge and didn't touch the tip at all, leaving an awkward transition from bridge to tip at least in the unsettled stage

omg R45 I remember Caroline kept saying, "Two children of privilege!"

Jennifer's nose looked like a prosthetic.

her nose is like a ski slope with a jump at the end

Jen probably got work done by someone other than Bill just to get his attention.

OMFG no no no

I really hope Gia doesn't get featured all season. She has no business snapping at her uncle like that. I understand she loves her father and feels protective of him but clearly she doesn't understand the full repercussions of what he did. Her grandparents might still be alive. It's very clear her grandmother died in part due to the stress and then shortly after her broken hearted grandfather couldn't take it anymore. When the girls are older maybe they'll get that it was their father who destroyed the family through his criminal behavior

[quote] RHONJ 's Gia Giudice Confronts Uncle Joe Gorga During Explosive Argument: Don't 'Talk Down to Me'

Teresa Giudice's eldest daughter Gia butted heads with her own uncle on The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Tuesday's episode picked up with the fight between Jennifer Aydin and Margaret Josephs at Teresa's pool party. Jennifer, 44, eventually left the gathering with her husband, Bill Aydin, after Margaret, 54, confronted her about his past affair.

Following the Aydins' exit, Teresa's brother-in-law, Joe Gorga, asked what happened. After Gia explained that they left because "people say things they shouldn't say," Joe brought up how he was offended by Jennifer previously calling him a "crook" on social media. Because of that, a major fight between Gia and Joe emerged as she brought up previous comments he made about her dad, Joe Giudice.

"It's a whole thing though. People get hurt and people get offended by things that other people say," the 21-year-old said. "But this is why people shouldn't open their mouth in the first place. Just like dad didn't deserve it either."

Joe then opened the floor for Gia to raise her issues with him, which led her to say: "I'm done with you being disrespectful."

"I am not disrespectful," said Joe as Gia responded, "You're not gonna talk down to me, either."

Joe took issue with how Gia was speaking to him, saying he'd "never allow" for his daughter to address their aunt or uncle in that way. Added Joe, "Where were you raised?"

As Joe stood up from his seat, he called Gia's behavior "horrendous." Before walking off, Joe said: "I loved you since the minute I saw you."

"I haven't seen you in six months," added Gia. "I don't even know what you're doing right now."

Joe then informed his wife, Melissa Gorga, that he was leaving the party. When Gia explained what happened to Melissa, her aunt accused her of laughing off the situation and advised her to apologize to him.

"I'm not laughing it off. Don't get me aggravated now," Gia replied.

"Look at me. He loves you like he loves [our daughter] Antonia," Melissa said. "He understands that your dad comes first, but he doesn't understand. You know what I'm saying? He dies for you."

Gia then chose to go find him and talk things through. Teresa and Melissa, in turn, followed closely behind to make sure nothing else went wrong.

Outside of the party, Teresa's fiancé, Luis "Louie" Ruelas, caught up to Joe to speak with him separately. Joe said of Gia: "She looks at me like I'm the devil. Their father was the devil, not me!"

As Gia approached him, Joe immediately questioned whether she was going to "disrespect" him again.

"Here's my problem. I've been dealing with this for 20 years," he said. "I don't want to feel like I'm this devil of a man for doing what? I stuck up for my sister. I stuck up for my parents."

Gia chimed in, "Don't bring up my Nana, same with your parents. Why would you ever want to say that about them?"

"Because it's true, sorry," added Joe.

"It's not," Gia said before walking off. "That's when I walk away."

Upon returning with Melissa's encouragement, Joe explained his issue with their intense spat. "You, at 21 years old, should be like, 'Yes, I understand,' because you know what? That happened to my sister, but that happened to the [family]," he said.

While Gia understood Joe's sentiment and acknowledged that he had "every right" to take issue with her father for putting Teresa in jail, she argued: "You don't think he's mad at himself? He lives with it every day. He's not even in this country."

"But it comes to a point where the bashing is just too much," she added. "This is also me defending my sisters, too, because they've been through enough. The jail thing happened five years ago. Let it go under the bridge."

Concluding her point, Gia said: "I just want, moving forward, for it to just be, like, done. Like, I never want to not see you for six months. That's insane."

Joe, in turn, agreed to squash the situation and told Gia that he loved her. The pair then hugged it out.

Jennifer is a big Trump supporter. Fuck her.

It makes me happy to know that Trump and his MAGATS would absolutely HATE and REVILE immigrants like Jennifer and her husband.

Two Middle Eastern ethnics who are hated by Trump supporters.

I hope they both get bashed into oblivion.

Preevis-ly on da Real Housewifes of New Jerzee

R54 There is a Middle Easterner at out local flea market...he sells all kinds of pro trump crap. As I walk by his booth I often wonder if this guy know trump and is cronies would hate him to the core. I guess it's $$$ over what trump would think

The husbands and bf’s are embarrassing to watch. Joe ‘the goon’ Gorga is the worst of the bunch.

I can't believe Tiki Barber signed up for this shit. Then again, his former colleagues at NBC have describe him as an arrogant, narcissistic asshole, but maybe we shouldn't be surprised.

Tiki and his former wife were on Project Runway in one of the earlier seasons. They were both insufferable.

I predict Tiki's wife (can't care to remember her name) is going to be a one-season wonder (if that).

She looked like a deer in the headlights at Delores's housewarming party and added nothing to the conversation.

Delores's other friend (the brunette) contributed more.

I want to see Tiki shirtless

I ❤️ Tony the Pool Guy and I don't care who knows it!

Frankie still hot but weird cut on his nose last night's episode

Tiki is hot too it was nice seeing him in a tank top

Didn't expect Dolores to get in Jackie's face like that. Jackie was being nice to Jennifer and look, it backfired. Jennifer twisted her words to rile up Dolores.

WAY TOO MUCH of Teresa's daughters. I don't want them having confessionals every episode and involved in all the drama. NO ENOUGH

[quote] WAY TOO MUCH of Teresa's daughters. I don't want them having confessionals every episode and involved in all the drama. NO ENOUGH

Those little whores have been on television since they were babies.

Audriana was LITERALLY in her mother's stomach, when the show first premiered.

They're not going anywhere.

R63 Don't you mean "doarters?"

rumor is Gia is getting paid $50,000 this season so unfortunately it seems she's here to stay

R66 My doarter's gotta pay for loar skool. I spent all the money on a pool.

That's not a cut on Frankie's nose, it's a giant mole.

I have a feeling Gia and Milania are going to fight like crazy when they're both a bit older. Those 2 have been the loudest voices since they were kids. Gabriela and Audriana seem much more calm and reasonable

btw why does Dolores' daughter refer to Frank as Frank and not Dad? Is it because she holds resentment from when he cheated on Dolores?

Gabriela seems to want nothing to do with the show.

Audriana just seems shy.

Milania's really pretty.

I'm glad Jackie publicly acknowledged she still has an eating disorder. In her earlier seasons she was adamant she's "OK now". Anyone could see all she eats on camera is a few bites of salad and then drinks a lot. That's not healthy especially for a middle aged woman. She's going to have to worry about bone and muscle issues soon. Hopefully she does get better.

That college frat pic of Evan was hot!

If I watch this episode on mute it seems like they're ostracizing Jennifer for her terrible new nose.

R74 As they should.

[quote] Jennifer twisted her words to rile up Dolores.

Yes. Jennifer said she didn't want to throw Jackie under the bus and then proceeded to do exactly that. It reminded me of a line from the Hotwives: "I don't want any drama tonight. So I'm gonna confront her about it."

What a sad venue for a party.

R77 Come to my Bucca diBeppo Lemon Grove room!

Do we really think Gorga has a big dick or not? We know guys like him like to exaggerate and showboat for their ego

we have seen his ass before and that is nice

R79 Highly doubtful.

[quote]Kim G may have burned bridges but oh lord, she was great schlock TV.

Granny G was the only one of the Season 2/3 cast with serious money vs. Bravo money. Her ex runs a chemical manufacturing company founded by his grandfather (Estée Lauder is one of their biggest customers). He hated the show and was embarrassed by her involvement in it, which was a big reason for their divorce.

when she called out Danielle's "square tits" I died. That was a hilarious moment. I loved how Kim G would go after anyone including Teresa without caring about psycho stan backlash

[quote]Do we really think Gorga has a big dick or not? We know guys like him like to exaggerate and showboat for their ego

I would spend most of the night fucking his brains out, so the dick size is irrelevant.

I have to say overall the current Jersey cast has the most attractive male partners. Only Jennifer and Margaret's husbands are physically unappealing.

The others physically are fuckable Joe Gorga, Frank (his personality is horrible though), Evan, Luis and Tiki

Yeah, R83, he strikes me as a bottom bitch with men. I think he's hooked up with his brothers-in-law too.

Is Louie on something? He seems like he's on some kind of speed

His chemical burn face is much worse. I just want to rub some aloe on his face (and anus, while I'm at it).

R87 His face really bugs me, too. How many surgeries has he had? Why is his face always so red?

He always looks like he's taking a painful shit in a hot bathroom.

Gia has become one of those Jersey girls I used to encounter back when I would go there for work:

- They dump the entire contents of their makeup counters onto their faces

- They can't decide if they like blonde or brown hair, so they just mix 'em together

- They think a crispy fried chicken skin tone is sexy

R50 She has become insufferable. She also sounds like a cross between her hideous mother and Dina Manzo

R91, were you referring to R90?

Because you wrote R50.

So Jackie's afraid to eat, but she's not afraid to drink alcohol that's loaded with sugar and calories?

Gia has had multiple plastic surgeries at a young age. The other ones who look like Teresa will have it too. The one who looks like joe more is naturally pretty.

Jackie's "frat party" was really sad. Hors d'oeuvre trays courtesy of ShopRite supermarket.

I had no idea Dolores has a new boyfriend. When did that happen?

[quote] RHONJ Star Dolores Catania Goes Instagram Official with Boyfriend Paulie Connell: 'Real Love'

The Real Housewives of New Jersey star Dolores Catania is taking a major step in her relationship.

Catania, 51, went Instagram official with boyfriend Paulie Connell on Valentine's Day. The reality star shared her first photo of the couple, showing the two cozied up while smiling at the camera.

She began the caption with a handful of hashtags. "#love #wins #always#valentines #day," Catania wrote. She also noted the "real love" they've found and teased more relationship content to come. "Oh its [sic] looks like he found " real love " together is better always 💕🎈♥️🎈💕 Stay tuned .........."

Catania also tagged the location as a "secret venue," leaving fans to wonder what the couple was up to when the photo was snapped.

Some of Catania's Real Housewives friends chimed in on the post with congratulations and support for the couple's first public moment together. The Real Housewives of New York star Dorinda Medley shared a celebratory note, writing, "This is incredible ❤️so happy for you!!"

And her RHONJ costar Margaret Josephs also responded to the post. "Happy Valentine's Day lovers!! Have the best time!!❤️❤️❤️💃👧🏼" she wrote.

On Tuesday, Catania posted a second photo of the couple to her Instagram Story, showing the two holding shotguns. Connell shared a video of the couple practicing their shot to his own social media page. "This is the content we crave 🔥🇺🇸✅," he captioned the video. Catania responded: "Told u [sic] I was a good shot."

Catania's relationship confirmation comes after her RHONJ costar, Teresa Giudice, teased a new man in her friend's life. On Feb. 1, Giudice dropped by Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen and revealed that Catania had been seeing someone new.

"[Dolores] just texted me because she wanted to double date with Louis," Giudice said. "And she's going to Ireland to drop off her boyfriend's mom, taking her back to Ireland. So she said when they get back, we're going to double date."

The new connection with Connell comes after Catania split from longtime boyfriend David Principe last summer. Catania also has an ex-husband — Frank Catania — with whom she shares two kids: Gabrielle Catania, 26, and Frankie Catania, 23.

A few weeks ago I was watching an earlier season marathon on Bravo (I think it was season 3) and was surprised to see Dolores pop in. The episode also featured Melissa and her old nose.

Dolores was initially cast for season 1, but backed out before they started filming, and Caroline was cast in her place. The show would've been very different without Caroline.

R98 It would've been better. We wouldn't have had those deadbeat kids of Caroline's.

[quote] R98 It would've been better. We wouldn't have had those deadbeat kids of Caroline's.

AKA "Children of Privilege."

R95 Everything about Jackie is bland, boring and bothered. She has the most money out of everyone and throws the cheapest and lamest events with no food. Kandi would’ve decked her by now if she was on RHNJ, but that she doesn’t try to meet the standard of the other housewives just proves that she’s nothing but a poseur and wannabe who doesn’t belong. She’s also a snake who plays all sides and tries to turn everything into what a great person she is when she’s started shit with a lot of people first. She wants desperately to be in the circle, but deep down Jackie doesn’t like any of these women and thinks that they’re beneath her.

R96 He’s hot. He looks younger than her. I hope they’re at least fucking this time. It felt like David was Frank’s boyfriend instead.

I can't help but compare Jackie's depressed "frat party" to Stephanie's big backyard frat party from RHoDallas. Now *that* looked like fun, despite Leeann Locken rolling around on the grass crying.

Oh , yes r92, I was...my apologies to r50

are any of the children of the RHONJ not children of privilege?

While watching this week's episode I was looking at Jennifer and her strange new nose thinking she really reminded me of someone, but I couldn't think who it was.

Then I remembered. Waylann Flower's Madame puppet! She's a ringer.

Talk to the hand, Jennifer.

R101 That’s why she’s still rich.

Here's Caroline Manzo today. I think she looks much better and relaxed as a middle aged lesbian. The look suits her.

Jacqueline (Caroline's SIL) had a really bad nose job in her final seasons of RHONJ. This photo doesn't really demonstrate how it looked. But, in profile, it was so flat except for the tip. She had had so much carved off of the bridge.

On one of the old reunions, Jacq said that she punched Caroline's face once. Jacq was irritating, but not violent. I think Caroline was probably being a bully and interjecting herself where she had no business. As usual.

I would love to see Caroline get punched in the face.

I also wonder why Dina (sister) dislikes Caroline so much. Dina is very dumb, but not mean-spirited.

Caroline, IMO, is angry because she is not pretty like the others. She actually could look so much better, but she has no style and doesn't know how to apply makeup. She does look good with the short hair and thick glasses frames, though.

Caroline also had the nicest house, IMO. Not the catering facility, the house.

I wonder if they'll ever solve Tiny Manzo's murder.

r112 I can tell you why. I know this one. So Dina had landed a show on HGTV and her very first episode was going to be her planning and designing her brother's gay wedding. Caroline caught wind of this and basically offered to foot the bill for everything with Bravo is he had his wedding on her show. He took Caroline's offer and snubbed Dina. Dina was so angry she vowed never to speak to Caroline or her brother again. She cut them out. There was the whole mess with Caroline's brother-in-law sending someone to beat up Dina and her new beau. Finally, Dina is friends with Teresa and when Caroline fell out with Teresa, Dina was feeding Teresa dirt on Caroline. Caroline knew it was coming from Dina because Teresa is dumb as a box of rocks. At one of the reunions, Lauren Mazon called out Teresa on her Blog, asking her to define or even spell the words she was using. Teresa was like a deer caught in headlights. Lauren suggested "someone" was writing that blog for you, but did not come out and say it was Dina.

R114, thanks for the breakdown. Caroline *and* the brother sound like assholes. I still think Dina and Teresa are both very dumb.

Dina was in some old reality show featuring her wedding preparations to Caroline's brother-in-law. (At one point, Dina and Caroline were married to brothers.) The brother that Dina was getting married to was so cold and indifferent to her, it was sad.

[quote] At one of the reunions, Lauren Mazon called out Teresa on her Blog, asking her to define or even spell the words she was using

This is so rich, it's got to be fattening.

yes Lauren asked her to define and spell napalm and Teresa looked clueless. She clearly had no idea her ghostblogger had used that word in her blogs. She obviously had no idea what it meant or how to spell it. She tried to have Andy move on lol

R115 Wasn't Dina's ex-husband gay?

Wasn’t the Manzo Dina married gay and living part time with his bf. Dina didn’t care as long as he took care of her and her kid.

R119 That's what I've always heard.

Caroline sided with Dina's ex husband after he'd been arrested for hiring thugs to beat up Dina and her fiance.

Caroline is a cunt.

Caroline is a bully and is always wanting to part of a gang. It was obvious from that sit-down with Danielle. Somebody (I forgot who) took out the book "Cop without a Badge" (Danielle's criminal-type past revealed). Teresa, acting like an animal, tries to flip the table.

Jacqueline refuses to side with Caroline at that sit-down. Jacqueline even calls out people for lying about not discussing the book in advance.

Here's Teresa. After she tries to flip the table, she makes sounds like an angry farm animal.

Wow, good gossip R114.

I'm team Dina.

Caroline has always been a Bernard Kerik loving piece of shit Fox News Deplorable MAGAT pile of dog shit.

The gay brother sounds equally shitty. All he wanted was a bigger audience for his tacky and crappy wedding, which sucked any way. He's just a fucking fame whore who wants attention.

I don't blame Dina one bit for being pissed. I would be too.

r117 what season was that reunion..I cant believe I missed that gem

Bravo repeating Season 3 today when Teresa was especially stupid and Joe started spiraling out of control. Oh, and Melissa was at the start of her singing career. Eye roll.

R125 Is that where Melissa sings "Amazing Grace" with the lyrics "saved a WENCH like me?"

R126. Coming up right after the commercial break. It’s also the episode where Teresa thought Bill Clinton was the Vice President (it was Biden).

I remember when Dina and her latest husband were assaulted, but I had no idea that Tommy Manzo was behind it. 😳

Before RHONJ premiered, Tommy and Dina were featured in a shitty VH1 reality show called [italic]My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding.[/italic] It seems to have been scrubbed from YouTube, etc., but I saw some of it and, yes, Tommy pinged like crazy.

On display, on display, on display.

Each and every day, every day, every day.

Rofl!

It's actually not a half bad song.

I've heard worse on the radio.

She has a Madonna-like quality to her voice.

I think the music industry didn't take her seriously because he was on the Housewives show.

But truthfully, her music and voice are no different from JLo or any of the other whores in that genre.

Melissa’s sisters look like bruisers. I wouldn’t fuck with them.

^ Kim Pirrella and Lysa Simpson were extremely fame-hungry when Melissa first got "casted" on the show. They used to have a "Marco Sisters" Facebook page as if they were famous too. 🙄 Both of their husbands are also rumored to be gay.

Melissa's old nose. God, the lighting was so shitty on those earlier seasons.

R132- One of them pinged to the highest of heavens! Remember that one? He had that little pug nose and would hang all over Joe G.

Why did damned Bravo have to blur it out?

R135 Because it's probably a nubbin.

The handsome brother-in-law appears at the 1 min 45 second mark.

He is really good looking. I have a feeling that he and Joe Gorga messed around before. They were very handsy with each other at the wedding.

I think his name is Joey Simpson. Then again, they're all named Joey, Petey, or Pauley.

Or maybe his name is Joey Pirrella.

I'm confused about Melissa's sisters' last names.

Anyway, here's a more recent photo of "Joey."

He still looks good.

I always thought the two Joes fucked in their youth.

Joe Gorga looks sexy here.

Nice shirtless photo of Joey Pirrella in this set.

Something even more amazing? He has been married to Melissa's sister for 30 years.

Unbelievable.

For a guy pushing (or over) 50, he looks fantastic.

I'm obsessed.

R134, Joey Pirrella (Kim's husband) was caught sexting with some woman, but yeah, he seems gay, gay, gay.

I want Frankie on top of me so that I can wrap my legs around him while I twist his nipples.

So, did Teresa just invite everyone, including a catering company, over to Jennifer's beach rental and then leave?

^Yes she did.

If I have to watch that daft cunt slobber all over pineapple one more time, I'm going to vomit.

wait so are Jersey Shore homes really on a floating platform instead of actual land? The drone shots of Dolores and Jennifer's homes seemed to show that. How odd

They're not floating platforms, R146. More like man-made canals.

The Jersey shore seems so trashy.

It really depends on which town.

Where are the shores? It looks like suburbia on docks.

Why don'tcha just Google it, scumbag!

[quote]He’s hot. He looks younger than her. I hope they’re at least fucking this time. It felt like David was Frank’s boyfriend instead.

You mean Little Frankie.

not sure I'd ever want to visit the Jersey shore

looks trashy

I went to Jenkinson's Boardwalk all the time as a kid in the early and mid 90s, and most likely crossed paths with Teresa and her big-haired girlfriends at one point or another. That area, Bayhead and Point Pleasant, is pretty nice compared to Seaside.

No wonder Jackie's husband fools around on her. She probably smells like Ex-Lax and vomit.

Jackie's ex husband is gross. His muscles are weird, not attractive at all. He probably sweats a lot and leaves grime on the sheets.

Jackie has an ex-husband? How did I miss that?

I am so sad to say that I love Louie. I am shocked. I expected him to be a goomba.

This season is an easy watch so far. Not on the level of its classic seasons (1-4)

And I like this blonde chick! Whatever Barber. She seems very sane.

R158 Luis is shady as fuck. It's only a matter of time before Teresa gets caught up in something illegal and goes to prison again.

I feel for her doarters.

I always said that Gia would be the first kid of a Housewife to become a Housewife. No doubt she'll be a full-timer within 2 years.

Prostitution whore!

I wonder if she knows Gabriella is prettier than her.

Teresa deserves whatever embarrassment that's coming with Luis that she gets. She knew the warning signs and instead proclaimed after just a few months she found her soulmate lol she's such a fucking dumbass. I hope the public does not feel bad for her either when that time comes

I always said that Gia would be the first kid of a Housewife to become a Housewife. No doubt she'll be a full-timer within 2 years.

Prostitution whore! ^ Wasn't she called cocksucker Gia on here for years? I think the name sticks. Gabriella is by far the prettiest. The others look like muppets.

Gia looks really weird now. I thought she'd be pretty but she looks like a cartoon character.

She's always looked like a cartoon character.

The only one of those kids that didn't look like a bug eyed, troll, was Gabriella.

Just catching up on the episodes and one thing I would have slapped Gia for was her basically telling Tio Joe to keep her Grandparents names out of his mouth.

Those are his parents and he has every right to feel how he wants about it. You don't get to tell him he can't talk about his parents.

R157, oops, I meant Delores's ex husband. I can't keep those fame whores straight.

R167 You mean Frank? Back when he was hot?

Frank looks like he wouldn’t turn down a bj in the steam room.

Neither would Joe.

R169, he doesn't. Trust me.

Jennifer calling Joe a "little bitch boy" while Bill runs away

Teresa not mad at Jennifer for insulting her brother and sister-in-law but gets mad at Traci explaining why Joe and Melissa are upset with Teresa

Teresa is really the dumbest, most self-absorbed asshole ever

I wanted to smack the filler out of Teresa's overfilled over-lined platypus lips last night. Could this bitch get any uglier or so hard lookin .No one has the right to the this stupid and make so much money...as mother would have pointed out, "Who told you life was fair?"

lmao R173

Does anyone have the video of Luis running naked in the woods, with other guys?

That sounds HOT!

How does Teresa always end up with these closet cases?

Joe Gorga looks like he was kind of turned on at the thought of it. Frank was like, "eh, maybe." And Margaret's boyfriend Joe looked like he wasn't interested.

The next episode looks interesting. The guys finally turn on Jennifer's husband and Evan gets into it with him.

Btw, Evan is still HOT as fuck. What in the hell is he doing with that anorexic, neurotic basket case wife??

Luis has taken a "special interest" in Frankie, Jr.

Just sayin'.

Dolores and Frank, Sr. seem to have no clue.

R175 it was on the beach lol

he was lying last night though claiming it was a breakup video. It was actually him apologizing to her and hoping to win her back

Thanks, R177.

Okay, that was definitely weird.

But Luis is weird too. He speaks in affirmations, slogans, and memes.

I don't buy any of the shit he's selling, and I can see why the others in the group are skeptical of him.

He looks one step away from a nervous and/or mental breakdown.

Even when the big fight from the pool happened, he was ready to lose it with both Margaret AND Teresa. Then he calmed himself down.

I think the thing he is actually trying to hide, is a very bad temper.

no question there are red flags that fall out of his mouth every time he speaks

only a complete moron like Teresa would refuse to realize it. She's the perfect type to get conned

New Jersey folks are the least likely to be conned, when it comes to grifters.

Margaret, especially.

Teresa should really listen to Margaret. I think she would be an amazing friend, and would always have your back.

But being Teresa, she never learns. So instead, she chooses Luis and Jennifer to be part of her "inner circle."

Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.

Even Melissa would have Teresa's back, if she would just let her in.

Teresa has the I.Q. of a grape. That pretty much explains her first choice of a husband, how she got into prison, and why she is now with Luis.

I just don’t understand how this stupid woman has made so fucking much money. Life is not fair.

what's shocking is why she has so many fucking fans. Even in season 1 I thought she was stupid as hell. Most people who have been watching the series since the start forget that in season 1 she was largely considered the 5th wheel until the finale. The whole season was about Danielle fighting with Caroline and Dina while Jacqueline was caught in the middle and Teresa was clueless until Danielle said "pay attention puh-lease" implying she was stupid, resulting in the table flip. From there the producers elevated Teresa and for whatever reason many fans loved it. Now she started acquiring a lot of critics once she and her husband were indicted for fraud but her fan base is still quite strong. Shocking she can do no wrong to them

R182 Shut up! You're damaging my doarters psychologicals!

Luis looks like he's wearing a Planet of the Apes mask.

Luis is a sleazy and shady. You can see that from miles away.

What is it with Teresa and her ridiculous headbands?

^ They help hold her brains in

What brains?

love how Teresa was caught in a bold-faced lie. "Teresa why did you storm out of Jennifer's house?"

"I didn't"

the producers replay the footage of her yelling at production and storming off

but of course her dumbass fans don't care

did Teresa not think the producers would show her arguing with production? I realize on every show there have been times we haven't seen of various cast members yelling at production but when it's something directly related to a storyline of course they'll show it

This latest episode was wild! Luis seems like such a fucking douche.

[quote] What is it with Teresa and her ridiculous headbands?

They distract from her stunningly low hairline. Perhaps she had electrolysis and the skin is healing.

I've actually come to like Milania.

She was such an annoying brat of a kid, but she has actually matured.

It seems that she's the most sensitive of all the girls, and the most thoughtful. I'm surprised that of all four dorters, Milania was the one to participate in the family group therapy session.

And you can't really blame her for supporting her dad. She has always been a daddy's girl.

Gabriella (the pretty one) on the other hand, looks like she couldn't give two fucks about her family.

Why is the water surrounding the Jersey Shore, so black?

It's literally black in the marina and the canals, and it's dark brown around the shoreline.

I would be scared to swim there, because that kind of dark, murky water is where sharks like to lurk.

Joey Pirella made an appearance at Melissa's pink party, and he didn't get any camera time.

Asshole producers!

I liked when they were all screaming at Danielle at a reunion and she’s in a wifebeater and just saunters off all slow and you see a pillow thrown in her path.

“You better get her ass back here, Andy, chickenshit that she is. Get her ass back here! Get her ass back here!” Lol!

"I WANNA KNOW WHO SHE'S BEEN TAWKIN' TO!"

R181 meet r173 "mother" explains why

What exactly is Luis hiding that Teresa doesn't want coming out? She was clearly panicked at Jennifer's house, doing her best to cut Luis off whenever he opened his mouth. And on the ride in the car, she whispers to Luis "there are cameras in here."

He must be up to some pretty shady shit.

I predict more prison time for Teresa.

Teresa is reality tv gold. Dumb as a box of rocks. Convicted felon. Divorced from a deported felon and now hooked up with another shady character. Her fans are as dumb as she is and they will continue to support her.

[quote] What exactly is Luis hiding that Teresa doesn't want coming out?

Word on the street is that Luis beat up his ex-girlfriend, in front of her kids.

R201 That's horrific enough, but I think there's even more than that.

"the past is the past! All I care about is how he treats me!"

Audriana (a.k.a. Little Areola), on the right in the photo, is only 13 but looks 23.

[quote] Word on the street is that Luis beat up his ex-girlfriend, in front of her kids.

Is it true that his family won't speak to him?

Word on the street is that Luis has had some really bad plastic surgery.

[quote] Word on the street is that Luis has had some really bad plastic surgery.

How very dare you!

Words on the street says Luis loves me!

God it stings when they brought Danielle back to me then let her leave again. Same with Sherée. I pray for Danielle’s SECOND return like Sherée.

R208 Hey! Shut up! You need to learn to be quiet.

[quote] Hey! Shut up! You need to learn to be quiet.

You shut up!

My dorters can hear youse.

Hey! Who wantz my fried meat bawls?

Nobody, wants your bawls, Bozo the Dyke!!

Two chillen of privledge!

This show is kinda weird now. It's like watching old people in a toxic sorority/frat. Like a 50-something version of "The Jersey Shore."

Except the Queen Bee of the sorority is retarded

[quote] Except the Queen Bee of the sorority is retarded

Aren't they all?

Hey, hey, no one cauls The Marge a tard and gets away with it!

Dolores' new boyfriend Paul Connell is 100x hotter than her ex-boyfriend.

Dzamn, Dolores!

^ His eyebrows ping to the high heavens

—He's after Frankie Jr.!!

Aren't we all?

[quote]love how Teresa was caught in a bold-faced lie. "Teresa why did you storm out of Jennifer's house?"

I wonder if Tre suffers from blackouts. Yes, she's a goddamn, pathological liar, but I wouldn't be surprised if she is also the type of person who flies into fits of rage and basically blacks out during them.

Dolores' last relationship was obviously some sort of transaction. He was always too busy for her... but somehow had all the time in the world to wash Frank Sr's nuts for him?

Dolores the Dyke's got a new man, huh? Well, at least I was a stripper!

Teresa is seriously stupid, borderline retarded. She didn't write any of her books, including her recipe book. When her cousin Kathy was looking at it she said 'Oh my mother's Pizzelle's recipe and Teresa lost it thinking Kathy was accusing her of ripping off her mother. All Teresa did was give them her family's recipes and put her name on them. my favorite is still when Lauren Manzo asked her what is Napalm and Teresa just looked confused. She goes "You used it in your blog you supposedly wrote so you should know what it means right?"

lmao do they still have to write blogs? I used to enjoy some of them.

No, not since they figured out the housewives were not writing them but hiring writers to do it. Teresa had a whole team, someone wrote her tweets,, her blogs, her cook books, her tax returns...well that one got her in trouble.

LOL Teresa shot a scene where she was pecking away at a laptop in her kitchen to prove to people she writes her own blogs.

r229 she got mad. SHe kept pushing the buttons waiting for Gum.

All I can say is, if I were hanging out with these people, I would always have one hand on Joe's arm. I would never stop feeling him up.

you mean "ALLS you can say"... and agreed.

I would be in Frank Sr.’s room all night.

R233 Smelling his sardines and salami farts?

Frank Sr. seems like the nicest out of all of them (but didn't he embezzle and got disbarred? LOL) but he looks too much like an old WWE wrestler for me.

There has long been a rumor that Joe Gorga hooked up with Andy Cohen when Melissa was on the edge of bring off the show. Not that hard to believe. Joe has long had rumors he fucks guys on the side. They were on WWHL live recently and were playing a game of "is joe's cock bigger than this" Andy brought out a beer can and Melissa and Andy looked at each other, Melissa says "Oh bigger than that," and Andy goes "Just not that thick," as if he knew too.

I suspect Phaedra Parks had Apollo entertain Andy once or twice.

R236 Melissa and Joe are full of shit about his cock. What are they gonna say? "No, it's much smaller."

R236 I doubt Joe slept with Andy. Andy probably knows what Joe's cock looks like because he's seen unedited footage from the show when Joe's been nude.

Isn't Jennifer's fat daughter a little too old to be riding a bike with training wheels?

She needs the training wheels because if she falls off of the bike, she’ll squish the Devil Dogs and candy bars in her pockets R240.

Jennifer's too lazy to take the wheels off.

Luis reading his stupid scroll to Teresa was about the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Luis is so shady. Just looking at him, you know he's got a lot to hide. This isn't going to end well for Teresa and her doarters.

r240 Yes. When your daughter is old enough to grow a mustache, she is old enough to ride her bicycle without training wheels

Stop being mean. I’m still processing my husband’s affair. I got trauma.

Rewatched Season 1 on Bravo yesterday. I’d forgotten just how much Danielle dominated the season. She’s probably the craziest fucking nut job in the whole franchise and that’s saying a lot.

Teresa revealed on WWHL that she will have eight bridesmaids at her wedding this summer. Melissa Gorga will not be one of them.

Ugggghhh here comes my bitch wife. She's such a cuntazooli.

Hopefully Teresa's just playing dumb so she can write a book about Duh Looey Yearz after they break up and/or he goes to prison.

Is Luis wearing a plastic mask or is that his face?

Melissa and Joe should start paying attention to their doarter.

She's clearly suffering from depression and is crying out for help.

R251 He's had so much bad plastic surgery. I said in an earlier post that he looks like he's wearing a Planet of the Apes mask.

I think he had a bad chemical peel to treat his pock-marked face.

R254 He's also had a facelift, which gives him those slit-like eyes. He may have also had lip fillers; they don't look natural.

It's interesting. His name is Luis, but he pronounces it Louie. And he appears to have had cosmetic procedures to make him look less "ethnic."

Someone called it on WWHL that Teresa and Melissa do not like each other at all but it's a better story if they do and it keeps them on the show.

Hmmm, Im wondering if Teresa's wedding is going to be it's own Bravo show

oh barf. I hope not. It will be bad enough if it's featured during next season. 50 year troll-hag with a pineapple-themed Gotti wedding.

Melissa is fine with Teresa’s decision. She sends her love.

I wish Melissa would just tell her ugly goon of a SIL to Fuck off already..... if not on an episode at least at the reunion. This is a long time coming and if it were me I would have done it yrs ago

DO NAHT BREAGK UP MY FAMBLY!

R261 Melissa and Joe are addicted to the fame and would do anything to stay on the show. They'll never tell Teresa to fuck off, because they know Teresa would have them both fired.

I agree r263 but all of them are fame ho's..I dont think any of them have any other way to make a living but the show. We never, in all the yr the shows been on, have seen anyone but Al work at his catering house.

They will humiliate themselves year after year for a paycheck. I do hate Teresa the most out of all of them but love watching her make a moron of herself show after show

Of all the HW shows this one feels like they're playacting the most. Who goes to a party and just starts spreading cheating rumors to literally everyone about the host? I mean it's hilarious to watch, but come on.

r263 Not True. When they first came on they were fighting. Teresa even tried to get them of fthe show before they ever got on (something she denies to this day). You can tell she hates Melissa and vice versa. This year when they all got together and the cousins saw each other the spoke like they had not seen each other in years. "Look how big you guys got" Teresa's kids say. Like they only see each other for the show.

R266 Teresa tried to get the off the show, yes. And she'll try again if Melissa and Joe fuck with her again.

R264 What are ya talkin' 'bout? Joe's got his "construction business" and Melissa has that wildly popular strip mall clothing boutique.

Will we get an Envy fashion show again this year featuring all the homely doarters of Melissa's Jersey neighbors?

Well, smack me on the head with the back side of a wooden spoon r264..how could I forget how hard working these Jersey folks are....

R267, you could be right but I think Andy (who has nothing too do with who get hired or fired from what I understand) hates teresa with a passion and loves to watch her humiliate herself...The producers dont think much of her either and love to show what a total moron she is over and over again

[quote] Andy hates teresa with a passion

Are you sure about that R270? There were pix of them on vacation together about a year or so ago.

It's the Italian Tan Mom!

R243 Did you notice he was pointing to the words on the scroll as he was reading it to her? Like Teresa is illiterate.

That article is almost 4 yr told r271

I haven’t watched RHONJ in years but I caught the last 20 mins of last nights episode. Man these women are rough looking. The pretty blonde married to Tikki really stood out because her face looks normal. Teresa’s lips deserve a show of their own. Margaret looks older than her mother. Dolores looks like a leather suitcase. I had nightmares!

I didn't think it would ever be possible for me to feel sorry for Jennifer, but I'm softening toward her. Her trust was violated by her husband a decade ago, but she suppressed it for the material good life. Now her resentment over his infidelity is surfacing and she's struggling to reconcile putting her love of money over her love for herself.

And by the way, Teresa is a complete and utter cunt. Why are the other women always walking on eggshells around her? When she showed up at the camp and refused to participate and just lob threats and insults instead, I'd have told her get her in fucking car and fuck the hell off. She's a miserable person.

[quote]Teresa is a complete and utter cunt

Not to mention, she’s a stupid one. It’s mind boggling to realize that Joe Gorga got the albeit limited, brains in that family.

I bet Jennifer's husband never stopped cheating, he's just more discreet. He's Turkish American and Turkish men have a reputation for cheating. He's said a time or two they only have sex once a month. She's got 5 kids, and with her resentment from his cheating, is probably over him. She may have stuck around because of the kids but now she's working and celebrity-ish, she may strike off on her own. If she doesn't have a pre-nup she could walk away with some good money.

According to his business website he has "over 10 years surgical experience." I wonder what he was doing in the years before that.

I’m just catching up on this season. The show doesn’t need Teresa anymore. Margaret, Dolores, Jackie and Jennifer are the real stars. The only interesting thing about Teresa is her sketchy boyfriend.

R279, How dare you forget the newest breakout start, Teresa's dorter, Gia.

[quote] I bet Jennifer's husband never stopped cheating, he's just more discreet. He's Turkish American and Turkish men have a reputation for cheating.

Gurl, he's a 'mo.

Mr. Jennifer is having sex with guys on the DL.

Fact.

"How dare you forget the newest breakout start, Teresa's dorter, Gia."

Oh god. She's grown up to be quite the cunt. They are obviously trying to make her a bigger part of it all. It's obnoxious. Tre's stupidity used to make for good tv when you had her in a more subservient role with the other OG ladies. Now that she thinks it's her show, watching these other ladies (who are obviously more intelligent) pay her the respect "she deserves" is annoying. She needs to get knocked off her leopard-print throne. Also, Louie has no bulge whatsoever. Keep your toys handy, Tre.

My favorite was Teresa saying if you are going to use an analogy you should announce you are using an analogy..

I love how Joe and Melissa just openly laugh at Teresa now instead of taking anything she says seriously. She’s a walking/talking cartoon.

R283 And Teresa still doesn't know what an analogy is.

Teresa has a fitness line now?

I wonder if they'll carry it at Envy.

How do Teresa’s dorters not see through Luis’s charade? They’re certainly smarter than she is.

R287 Over my dead wench body!

Teresa is clearly trying to get Gia on board as a regular cast member. You can tell she's already training her to be a miserable, nasty cunt.

Since no ones been paying enough attention to Tre and her beautiful data Gia Maria, I give you Teresea modeling a stunning outfit from her new fitness line I sure she developed all by her self.

She probably did because the one is so childish..

Was that in another language and then translated to English, r290?

Marge Sr’s birthday party was sweet. Why are the Gorga’s still on the show? They contribute nothing.

The hairy, feral beast called Teresa looks like she will be going off the charts next week. I love how it takes her pea brain a few seconds to process whats she heard, then she react...a true moron.

Damn, I was hit with what she swiped off the table at me, I would gleefully have her arrested

Teresa moving her kids into a new house with Luis has disaster written all over it. Can’t wait to see how it unfolds.

R292 Learning about Marge Sr.'s family's escape from Hungary made me think that history is repeating itself in Ukraine right now.

R924 Teresa is walking into yet another relationship with a shady crook. You'd think prison time would have made her more alert to criminals, but her tiny mind just can't seem to process such things.

This will not end well. I give it two years tops. And once again, her already damaged doarters will suffer the most.

Teresa looks awful. She was never a beauty but she’s gotten really hard looking and those lips are a bit much. Jackie is very pretty and I actually felt bad for her when she was trying to enjoy ice cream with her kids

I fast forward thru Jackie's scenes. Listening to her wine about her eating issues is beyond boring. I simply don't care.

^ whine

r292 because rumor has it Joe Gorga give it to Andy Cohen to keep Melissa on the show.

Frankie Jr. was in the audience of Watch What Happens the other night watching his mother. He is so handsome and has such a beautiful body, but he was wearing a black turtleneck with a big chain necklace. Good lord, kid, pull it together.

Besides doing their hair and make-up which must take hours, what exactly do these women do every day?

They have to drive their dorters to dance class and stuff.

R303...then forget to pick them up.

Theresa's dorters dress like cheap whores.

Then my work here is done R305.

Thank u Jesus!

Joe Gorga drama with Theresa’s dorter.

“I quit. This is not worth it. This is my family. I’m done!”, said Joe before storming off of the set.

R307 He just needed a cup of kwafee.

Or, some dick R308.

Maybe Andy helped him de-stress.

Oh please. That famewhore will be back. He needs the income from the show.

lol that article quotes Kim D - of POSCHE

Good God...WDF is this thing?

R312 Her Christmas Pagent Pant Suit.

Ddid teresa do her face with a magic eraser? Where da fuck are her features?

Her original face is in a landfill off of Rte. 48.

R314, it looks like her mustache wasn't properly erased in R312's photo. She has a 5 o'clock upper lip shadow.

Im sure she looked at her filtering job and thought she looked gorgeous..she is such a dumb fuck

Way too much Teresa tonite.

Teresa said, "what wit er?" and she's calling Marge white trash Babahahahahahaaaaa

Teresa has officially become a sideshow freak. Bravo pays her to bring the drama so she brings it to keep her job. You can bet they’ll pay her a tidy amount to include her wedding on the show next season.

Louie sure sprinted away from the table when Teresa started throwing shit, didn't he?

I wonder if Loowie will hang in there for a wedding....

Teresa should have been kicked off the show when she pled guilty to the federal fraud charges.

Fuck Andy Cohen for keeping this 50-year-old pig in the franchise.

R323 Why? A good portion of the American people voted for a lying conman. Americans love trashy people.

Because I’m not one of them R324, so kindly fuck off.

Marge had the best line of the season: "It's a good thing you're not still on parole!"

That's the one that really sent convicted felon Teresa over the edge! I loved it!

Bahahahaaaaaaa R326 that was the best line all season and people claim the show is scripted.. if it is, the writer deserves an award for that one

Turns out production told Teresa to leave the house. She didn’t leave on her own. She wanted Margaret to leave. She’s delusional.

Next week is the season finale??? That was quick.

This is awful, but I can't wait for the reunion. They seriously need to dump Teresa.

The show is dreadful, the last episode especially so. They act like middle school delinquents.

It's all scripted, though. Most are just sitting around watching making lame comments while crazy Teresa steals all the scenes. The irony is that Margaret is harping about Loui's past violence while Teresa is violently carrying on right in front of them.

No one but other crazy people would continue to hang out with such toxic idiots in real life. I watch regularly but it's become horrid. Those women spend hours getting glammed up to go to make fools of themselves acting like trash. The drinking is over the top. Shots in the morning? I don't believe it. Instead of Alcoholics Anonymous they've created Alcoholics on Display.

Season finale was meh. The husbands aren’t as cute as they think they are. Hearing Luis talk about his ex’s makes him sound like a scumbag. Teresa found the perfect guy for her. I hope they’re very happy in their 15,000 square foot house.

The whole scene where Luis takes Joe aside and asks him for his blessing to marry Teresa was so disingenuous on Luis' part. He's shady as hell. And then for him to blame his behavior on his "toxic" ex-girlfriends should be a giant red flag to anyone. This is not going to end well for Teresa.

Plus, why does he pronounce his name "Louie" instead of "Luis" like it's spelled? Does he not want to be identified as Spanish or Latino?

And can we talk about Teresa and her need to wear all those ugly form fitting pants that accentuate her gigantic ass?

15 minutes into the reunion and they’re already screaming at eachother. I love it. Jennifer is in total cunt mode.

[quote]Jennifer is in total cunt mode.

As is Teresa

Teresa is always in cunt mode. She didn’t invite Dolores to her engagement party? WTF

And Teresa is morphing into Big Ang.

Teresa is the cunt of all cunts. I'm still pissed off to this day that this ignorant felon is a millionaire many times over.

I still can’t get over Luis’ outburst at the end of the finale. Telling Teresa that Margaret ‘wants her seat’ and how Teresa will never have to work a day in her life. And Melissa said at the reunion that Luis calls Joe to talk about the show. He’s a psycho.

R399 Yeah, definitely something "off" about Luis. My dream is that the Feds will hone in some illegal activity he's engaged in and that he's gotten Teresa involved in, and she'll be hauled off to prison again.

Joe Whorega threatening to quit??? Oh my sides! Like he would give up his Bravo paycheck. Andy seems very fond of him. Very.

Kim D of Posche basically insists that the FEDS are coming for Luis. Its all related to his Bankruptcy filing- allegedly.

She says its going to be BAD.

Let's be honest here. Stupid people like Luis, Joe Gorga, and Teresa don't get rich without something illegal and nefarious going on.

I hope Luis takes Teresa with him when he goes down.

If I never have to look at Teresa's or Dolores' over-tanned drooping mammaries again, it'll be too soon.

Luis and Teresa’s “love bubble” is destined to end in tears although I can’t think of two people who deserve each other more.

Her ugly dorters will then post on social media how inspirational and brave she is.

Fambily is everything, Theresa.

Youse need to be thick as thieves.

Someone said on another forum that Dolores didn’t attend Teresa’s engagement party because Dina was there and they loathe eachother.

Delores needs to cover those humongous, weird, over-cooked, oily meat bags on her chest. Yuck, gross.

They're all creepy and crazy, what a bunch of loons. I watched the first episode of the reunion and they just yell at each other at once. Melissa is the most normal, she does well at keeping her cool while dealing with crazy Teresa. Jennifer is scary, interesting she had her chin implant removed, she needs to fix the tip of her nose, too. I'd respect Jackie more if she left the show, she doesn't quite fit in, neither does the new woman who wasn't there last night. She seems to be game for humiliating herself though.

Delores and her equally repulsive ex belong together. Agree that Jackie and her family don’t belong on the show and I mean that as a compliment. Margaret is repulsive but at least she’s amusing. Bill will eventually ditch Jackie. She’s a fish wife.

R394 You mean Bill will ditch Jennifer, right?

Oops. So sorry. I meant Bill will ditch Jennifer. Thank you!

Jennifer said something interesting when talking about trying to get the ho Bill fucked fired and Margaret pointing out she was trying to destroy another woman. Jennifer: IF IT HAD BEEN A GUY I WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING. Cut to Melissa not looking surprised.

Oh Louie!

R353 I think it's pretty clear based on how he spoke to Teresa after his appearance on the reunion that this marriage will end in bruises and tears.

The "Love Bubble" is about to burst in 3-2-1.

We've seen a lot of violence from Teresa over the years, like pushing Andy Chen and overturning tables. She and Luis are a perfect match. She'll probably toss him down the stairs at some point.

Ha Ha, Cohen. ^

Bravo is repeating Seasons 1 and 2 today. Damn! I forgot how sinister Danielle and her ‘bodyguards’ were. Teresa was very pretty with her old face. Shame she fucked it up.