Victoria Beckham says she has eaten the same meal for the past 25 years

Makes sense. Nobody likes a fatty, after all.

I'm actually fairly surprised that they're still together. I would have never called it that they'd still be together.

Do you think she simply looks the other way when he cheats? Or are we naive enough to believe he probably doesn't or is so discreet that rumors are few and far between.

The food thing actually makes sense for both of them between both growing up poor, as well as her control issues that result in an eating disorder.

I assume she looks the other way, her "career" would have been long over without him

A Tic Tac and a cigarette

The thing between his legs.

She's talking about David's uncut penis.

Lettuce

Dust!

I'm not surprised that that is all she eats. Of course she must drink more than she eats.

Wonder if they have had sex exactly the same way for 25 yrs.

I can't imagine going through life like that. Food is one of lifes pleasures.

Good lord she must crap once a week. That's autistic as hell

“Unfortunately I’m married to someone that has eaten the same thing for the last 25 years. Since I met Victoria, she only eats grilled fish, steamed vegetables, she will very rarely deviate away from there.”

She's got a will of iron, it's what keeps her slim.

David has OCD. He alphabetizes the food in the cabinets. I think he might have a separate refrigerator from the rest of the family.

A is or anorexia!

B is for bulimia!

C is for Carpenter, Karen!

Spice up that diet, gurl!

She eats grilled fish and steamed vegetables, according to the article. Not cheese. Anyway, at least she’s honest. Not like Jennifer Lawrence, who supposedly eats pizza and hamburgers all the time.

OP- In your photo David Beckham has the GAY STARE in his eyes.

Jeez, David needs to calm down on the plastic surgery!

In this pic, Mr. Beckham has a small bruise on his cheek from an injection site?

She hasn't shat in several years.

How could you be with a person who eats only one thing?

She eats only Sir David Beckham's cum. That's all. For 25 years.

She looks better with more weight and make-up.

I wouldn't want to eat anything else if I could suck on Beckam's cock all day 24/7.

R26, I doubt her mouth has been near it in years.

Too many diseases and doesn't even semen have a calorie or two?

R23, how could you BE a person who eats only one thing? Untreated orthorexia?

From that face of hers, are they sure it hasn't actually always been a kissing gurami?!

[quote]Too many diseases and doesn't even semen have a calorie or two?

R27, she spits.

She always has Elaine's Big Salad.