What is a "Matt Damon body"?

Thick/husky/stocky/barrel-chested.

I have no idea where that second hyphen came from.

Well, when he's not cycling though HGH and PEDs, he's... fat.

Does that about capture it?

Faggott adjacent?

He’s blocky - not unattractive at all, but he’s more rectangular than V-shaped.

Homely woman

[quote] Homely woman

Woman?

That's a hot mess. To be an actor who is required, as part of his job, to work out and keep his body silver screen ready, he is clearly not doing his job.

That's a "DAD Bod," and not the porn Zaddy or the Hollywood Action star Dad, but the Jiffy Lube Manager Dad sitting on his couch in Iowa City watching sports and eating Doritos.

R8 - that fat shot is from a movie - he gained weight for the role.

The Informant

Definitely "Husky"

R9 THANK GOODNESS! That is the worst he has ever looked!

What is PED? Penile Enhancement Drugs?

Blobby.

Fat.

Augustus, save some for later!

Thick or Thicc, as some online prefer to spell it.

The “thicc” spelling is annoying.

encroaching on James Corden territory

A cisgender dad from Flyoverstan.

He's a far cry from what he used to look like.

Yes R19 Matt is sporting about a B cup. I'd say James is C cup!

Foot fits squarely into mouth.

No matter what his body is at a given moment, it’s always sexy as fuck

What do you like about his body, R24?

OP is the womanly butt troll

Please don’t feed it

r25, the huskiness

Is this the type of jeans Matt wears?

R28 Those would be just right for ME, yet I prefer Boot Cut.

Dad bod with a bucket butt.

I prefer this version.

Yup R31. He was at his peak in Behind The Candelabra. He hasn't looked like that since.

His body was enhanced digitally and though use of makeup in Behind the Candelabra. He was given six pack abs, and his hips and ass were minimized.

It's a body made of silly putty.

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Seriously, he was VERY HOT as a chubby man in downsizing.

I mean...not gorgeous but very fuckable.

He's a big meaty sex doll. Big butt, big lips, smooth skin. Tons of cushion for the pushing.

My best friend and coworker has that body type; I spend ALOT of time stroking his ego. He has a very negative perception of himself. I’m black and female and gay; I have no idea why he takes my word for it, but I have no issues in reinforcing that, “Matt Damon” has your exact body type and he’s a movie star, narrative.

Well, one would have to look at a double star system for starters.

He's a thicc white boy. Marlon Brando was too. As is Matt LeBlanc, Nick Jonas and Mark Wahlberg.

Matt Damon knows he has to diet and work out constantly to avoid them fat genes from sneaking up.

A life support system for the soul of a faux limousine liberal.

Ben Affleck's cum dumpster.

R36, what does your friend and co-worker’s body look like? How does he react when you tell him you have a Matt Damon body?

R40 In fairness, it looks like they take turns bottoming for each other.

He was sexy when young

He always looked like that closeted str8 jock in high school who gave blowjobs to his teammates for morale.

r44 Ben got to hit it at peak hotness.

Another favorite.

[quote] Matt Damon has a fat, veiny dick with a super red mushroom head!

R48 Why is the head red? What's wrong with it?

Gus Van Sant seems into Matt Damon and Casey Affleck.

R41, he has a very negative self image. I think it’s because he wants what he can no longer have. Like most men, he wants a 24 year old with a hot body. He’s 50, with a Matt Damon body and makes $67,000 a year. It ain’t happening; then he spirals more.

What is a Matt Damon body precisely such as the type of body the guy at R36 has?

There must be a Matt Damon and Ben Affleck sex tape somewhere. Matt looked so femme back in his teen years.

Matt Damon body = thick with a big bootay.

In the movie Gerry, Gus Van Sant gives a lot of closeup shots of Matt's bubble butt in cargo pants.

^^^^^^

OH JEEZ!!!!!

I watched that crap a few years ago and it's definitely the WORST MOVIE I have watched in my entire life, Matt Damon is a very pretentious actor for accepting a role in a movie with NO LINES.

Another pic of Matt and Ben as teens, wearing matching puka shell necklaces. They probably jerked off together.

R56, but what do you think of his body?

Nothing special. Nowadays ole Matt looks like your average middle aged White guy living in one of the flyover states.

R58 It was very bangable in 2002 and it still is hot and bangable twenty years later,hot guy, but kind of silly.

A Dad bod with womanly hips.

^^^^^^ Troll who has never seen a woman with feminine hips.

I just realized The Bourne Identity came out 20 years ago. Wow, time flies.

Menopause is a bitch!

This guy has a Matt Damon body/butt.

R65, do you know who that is?

R66 - I think it was a random extra in the locker room scene from "North Dallas 40".

Thanks, R67.

I just have to say it. Ben and Matt are two fraus being shove down to our throat by Harvey Wienstein .

There I said it.

I would posit that a “Matt Damon Body” is one that someone might seem sexy, all while knowing that if you went in either to lick his armpit or between his thighs to suck his balls, you Mayans a good chance at being suffocated while he writhes and clamps in ecstasy.

^^^

may stand a good chance

I think you meant, "...you Mayans have a good chance..."

The guy at R65 doesn’t have a butt as big or hips as wide as Matt’s.

Homophobic.

R72 obviously not, they disappeared. Perhaps that’s what caused their mysterious extinction.

R65 has a nice ass. I doubt Damon's ass looks that good. With his yo yo dieting he probably has stretch marks all over his ass.

Stretch marks would be no surprise at all. I also picture Damon having cellulite.

A 50 year-old with cellulite? No way!

Aging is such a bitch for celebrities. Everybody expects them to look 32 forever.

Compared to a majority of 50 year-old American men, Matt Damon looks pretty damn good.

He's kinda faggy looking.

[Quote]Compared to a majority of 50 year-old American men, Matt Damon looks pretty damn good.

R80 Maybe American men who don't take care of themselves. But he is a movie star. He has the money and resources (and incentive - making millions of dollars per picture) to do better. He has no excuse.

He looks good. Those fat pictures are from the time he gained weight for some movie.

A semi fit body that acts like a cocoon of a faux liberal. That’s what it is…

R80 made a very good point!

To me, he's perfect looking.