He's really sexy!
And he's also quite funny.
Any other fans?
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He's really sexy!
And he's also quite funny.
Any other fans?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 29, 2022 7:02 PM |
who's she?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 29, 2022 12:52 AM |
I like that his last name is pronounced “Two-Dick”.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 29, 2022 12:53 AM |
I love his body type.
I like my guys thick and muscular.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 29, 2022 12:54 AM |
Adorkable.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 29, 2022 1:30 AM |
Not my type on paper but that hairy chest gets me every time.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 29, 2022 1:40 AM |
[quote] who's she?
Star of "Resident Alien" on SyFy.
It's a funny show.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 29, 2022 1:41 AM |
Mama likey!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 29, 2022 2:09 AM |
He is a cisgender actor.
He was funny as a cult leader on a very special 2-part Strangers With Candy.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 29, 2022 2:12 AM |
He was great as Mr. Nobody.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 29, 2022 2:17 AM |
He was on Firefly, played Mr. Nobody in Doom Patrol. He is in most everything, one of those actors you recognize his face but not his name.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 29, 2022 2:19 AM |
Naked in Death at a Funeral
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 29, 2022 2:20 AM |
Eye-fucked me at a Whole Foods on the Westside.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 29, 2022 2:21 AM |
I remember him from Dodgeball and thought he was cute.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 29, 2022 2:24 AM |
Are you hot, R10?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 29, 2022 2:26 AM |
Hot daddy
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 29, 2022 2:30 AM |
The painted-on abs are a real turn-on.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 29, 2022 2:31 AM |
His nudity in The Most Fabulous Story ever Told was extremely distracting in the best way possible. He was in great shape, looked very hot and (bonus) was very funny too. It was a play about Adam with his life partner Steve. Hence the very exciting nudity.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 29, 2022 3:14 AM |
Seriously R13???
So Alan is bi?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 29, 2022 11:25 AM |
R19 I had a front row seat for that show he sat on a rock, nude showing the goods my seat was directly in front of the rock. My friends said I had the best seat in the house. Yes it was very distracting.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 29, 2022 12:02 PM |
R18 That's from an episode of the TV series "Suburgatory." He and Jeremy Sisto were asked to do a photo shoot. Tudyk decided they should paint abs on each other to make them look more ripped.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 29, 2022 3:45 PM |
You can see his body and hot ass in "Death at a Funeral."
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 29, 2022 3:46 PM |
I forgot that he was the pirate in "Dodgeball."
He looked so cute after he cut his hair.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 29, 2022 4:37 PM |
Let's call him Alan Bigdyk
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 29, 2022 5:13 PM |
Think he has experience with the homosex?
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 29, 2022 7:01 PM |
R26, see R13.
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