Madonna goes to Magic Mountain. Yikes!

Oh and David needs attention.

While I don't doubt she loves her children, I find Madge extremely un-motherly, and her demeanor in this video is evidence of that. She seems like some weird, emotionally-stunted, ex-methhead aunt being dragged around Six Flags by her nieces and nephews.

Rollercoasters are hard on arthritic old bones.

David sure is light on his feet.

It is nice of her to take the maid's kids to an amusement park. You have to give her that one.

If nothing else imagine the bounty & opps this kids have been exposed to & can reap the benefits of.

Madonna really is looking increasingly wizened, like a little old lady— no energy or enthusiasm at all, moves slowly and cautiously. The effect is even more stark when contrasted with the buoyant energy of her kids in the video. My guess is she’s got some chronic pain situation going on and can barely move without medication.

I don't know about the twins, but Mercy seems to be the only one of Madonna's kids that doesn't act like a rude narcissistic entitled arrogant bitch like Lourdes, Rocco (sometimes) and David do.

Six filters for Six Flags.

Notice how Mercy seems to be trying to get away from everyone in this video LOL

Madonna is looking really old now but also sluggish and tired. It's kind of sad to see.

She lost a bunch of weight since the Jimmy Fallon show. Maybe she's on some crazy diet that makes her weak.

R11 Coke, crack, heroin or all of the above. Sad sad sad.

She probably lost weight because she's on pain meds like Vicodin or Percocet.

She joked on Fallon that she likes opiates. Maybe it wasn't really a joke.

She is definitely on something. Madonna was never this sluggish before.

How ironic that a woman who has been rode more times that a rollercoaster ride in an Atlanta theme park on dollar day take these negro children to Six Flags…..

What next, she’s going to take them to pick the cotton used in creating the new mattress for her sex dungeon?