Trump Junior is Coked Out Again

Junior is embarrassing himself once again tweaking, slurring, rambling.

Rofl that was hilarious.

What is with his teeth? Or was that his tongue that was making him talk funny?

I assumed that OP was exaggerating or using Coke Trump as the pretext to start a run-of-the-mill Trump thread. I was wrong. OP delivered what she promised!

Was he high on coke, or just drunk?

He sounds drunk.

Either way, he sounds like Shelly from South Park.

That's meth mouth.

Did you notice that he's starting to sound like his father?

I don't mean the words that he's saying. I mean his speaking manner.

The cadence, the pauses, etc. He is literally trying to imitate the way his dad talks.

This is real? He's actually posting stuff like that?

GYYYYYYYYYNNNA!!

ruSSSSSSSSSIA!

He is clenching like there is no tomorrow!

He has FIVE children. We are never going to be rid of this idiot family.

What a fucking piece of shit.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *snort*

[quote]Was he high on coke, or just drunk?

Both.

In case you needed a double-dose of Junior, he did another version:

Attempt to salvage this: could he be doing a drunken, embittered parody of his father? Or is he utterly without self-awareness?

R3. I don't mess around, bitch.

The booze is right there on his desk. LMAO.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *snort*

THE BEST....IS YET....TO CUMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does he wear dentures?

They sound like they're slipping.

I can't believe that someone with his kind of money can't get better teeth.

R16 are you stupid? Helen Keller? That is a morph with Scarface.

Yes, I'd much rather they call you at 3AM, Don Jr.

KIMBERLY!! TAKE YOUR BIG ASS DOWN OFF THAT STRIPPER POLE AND COME GET YOUR MAN!!

omg he’s so drunk.

No shit R20.

I added the Donald and Don Jr to the dead pool list

There's no honor among thieves. Maybe he'll start spilling the beans in order to save his own skin. Because daddy obviously doesn't give a shit.

These cannot be real!

Is Junior less loved than poor Tiff?

OMG.

Does everyone see that Trump Jr. is trying to imitate the Orange Turd?

In his turn of phrases? In his sarcasm? In his meanness?

It's so sad. His father has completely subsumed him.

R6

R29 here. Sorry, I should have read the entire thread.

Yes. I do see it. It's sad and terrifying that a 40 plus man has no personality of his own.

The first kid always gets it the worst, R28.

With a father like Donald Trump, he must have been the meanest son-of-a-bitch you've ever seen.

I can only imagine the physical, verbal, and mental beatings that Junior took.

I remember someone posted a link about how DJT Sr. went up to Junior's high school or college dorm - I can't remember which one - and beat the crap out of him for something.

DJT Sr. is a fucking criminal, a sociopath, and a psychopath. And his first son must have borne the brunt of it.

I don't make one excuse for Junior, because he could have totally rejected his father and tried to make his own path in life.

But he chose to embrace his dad's criminal and lying ways, and promote the worst in our country.

So it's no surprise to me that he has substance abuse problems. But I don't feel sorry for him. Not even one bit.

@r12,

Both.

—God, I miss cocaine!

Booze and cocaine go together like soup and a sandwich

@r31, "I can only imagine the physical, verbal, and mental beatings that Junior took. "

He was a bed-wetter right through college. That college slapping incident was because Jr. was wearing a T-Shirt to go to a baseball game. Trump slapped him for looking like a slob and made him change into a suit.

Where has Ivana been through all of this? She must be some great mother watching her kids turn into crooks and drug addicts without even trying to intervene

Ivana was getting raped by Donald.

She almost put it in her biography, but Michael Cohen or another thug talked her out of it.

^ Well, she's not now, but I'm sure Trump pays her well to stay out of it

La cocaína le dijo que era inteligente.

"Joe Biden is what stands between us and a nuclear-capable China"

"...unlike my Dad, who would have stepped right aside. That Chinese President is a good guy - his BFF Vladimir told him so personally."

Succession: You watch the series... now, experience the reality!

He will be dead soon. Meth overdose.

I'd say this family psychodrama is Shakesperean, but that implies a certain grandeur.

(One more)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *snort*

"I've got to have dope! I'm a hophead!"

I think he's getting multiple sclerosis or sonething, and everyone is pretending these things don't happen to Trumps.

I would LOVE to see Junior go on Twitter and start talking about BLOW.

Rofl that would be hilarious.

"Any of you fuckers got some blow?? I need a little pick me up. Kim... KIIIIIMMMMM... you got the blow? Gimme a shot of whiskey. Goddammit, doesn't anyone got some blow. Biden!!! CHina.... zzzzzzz."

I'm looking forward to the news that he'd hanged himself in his jail cell.

White punks on dope.

How long do we have to wait for the next act in the Trump sage. Where they all implode.

High as a kite while his dentures are slipping.

And by the way, I believe China already has nuclear capabilities.

Why would a guy that age have dentures? I know meth rots your teeth, but still...

He's either auditioning for a gig on AM talk radio, or auditioning for the lead in a remake of Jekyll & Hyde...Together Again. Maybe both.

It must really be something to be your all-important father's namesake and eldest child, and yet realize your father still prefers BOTH of your other siblings to you.

Guysh, does he sound a bit like Lizha? Or is it just the coke.

After all the times he has been publicly under the influence, why has this fucker not been arrested?

Exactly, R50.

The self-loathing that this sad sack must feel about himself, is probably mind-boggling.

I don't think any amount of therapy could help him.

At his age, it's going to be addiction and a downward spiral for the rest of his life.

Which interestingly, is how Donald Trump's brother died. Addiction.

It's a legacy of domestic and substance abuse.

So it's shocking to me how this family ever got into the White House.

Where is his fiancé Kimberly when he’s embarrassing himself with these videos? Can’t she explain that it’s not a good look to put yourself out there while intoxicated or was she passed out on the floor just off camera?

R54, EXACTLY, Kimberly is as coked out as he is. Addicts not dealing with their own shit only end up enabling each other.

That is seriously one of the funniest things I've seen. He does seem more drunk than high.

Also, I MISS COKE.

[quote]Guysh, does he sound a bit like Lizha? Or is it just the coke.

It's the coke. Whenever I do coke, I get cotton mouth and I start to lisp like crazy. The effect is highly cartoonesque on me, it's just like a lisp switched on. But I don't do coke any more. And of course, I miss it too...

Sad, as he was the only Trump who was even remotely hawt.

What that kid needs is a good heroin suppository.

R54 & R55, this is how I imagine them when the cameras stop.

One glorious day they'll commit to their craft so completely they'll implode while livestreaming. And I will be here for it.

Cocaine Bear's understudy lacks a certain je me sais quoi.

Don Jr. is scared of his father. (See 1/6)

He is hiding behind alcohol

Guns

Cocaine

and a phalanx of children he almost never sees.

DJT doesn’t want him

Neither do we

But let me know when he starts dating Olivia Mumm

^ And Kimberly Guilfoyle's giant store bought boobs, don't for get them. An army could hide behind those

@r57, "It's the coke. Whenever I do coke, I get cotton mouth and I start to lisp like crazy."

Plus the coke/meth ratchet jaw. Man, do I remember the ratchet jaw always going in the opposite direction of your words, which makes you sound like Don Jr.

[quote]I can't believe that someone with his kind of money can't get better teeth.

Or a brain!

Kim's really come down in the world.

Eez it sread where I adferteeze new NFT of my poosey?

@666, When Gavin Newsom had her she looked like this... Don Jr. got the sloppy seconds of a big, powerful Democrat. How's that for irony?

^ @r66*

Joe Biden is an excellent father, unlike the souless demon who deposited sperm into your mother and would trade you for a halfway decent deal, Junior. It obviously eats at you like a cancer, the only human traits you seem to have. I'd feel badly for you but you're just too big a shitbag.

Re: R68: losing his huge cock messed her up mentally and she can't handle life without him. It's the only explanation. He blossomed and has gone onto success while she has fallen farther and farther. Getting fired from FOX News for sexual harassment. All of the plastic surgery. Drug use. Hanging around Gaetz and the Trumps and now this engagement. A mugshot is next.

^ Do you mean Kimberly Guilfoyle was...

Wait for it...

DICKMOTIZED?

Did he actually say "Zhoe Biden"? 😬

R67, Donnie Jr would most certainly love to snort the blow out of your poosey.

^ Yeah, didn't you see his spit fly?

Oh yes, R72. That's exactly what I mean. She can't get over his huge, Democratic dick so her life has become an ever increasing spiral down the shitter.

The story goes something like this:

Junior was waiting for his Dad to pick him up to take him to a yankee game while at college. Everyone in his dorm heard the famous Donald Trump was coming so a sort of discreet crowd gathered to see the guy.

Trump walks in and his son opens his dorm room door, dressed in a baseball jersey and jeans, you know, as you'd wear to a baseball game. Trump takes one look at him, smacks him open-hand in the face (in front of this crowd of people) and says "Put on a suit. Meet me in the car."

This is all because the grifts are drying up.

Now this is hilarious.

The only person he calls at 3 sm is his coke dealer.

The only good thing about Donnie Jr being with that trans-looking Kim "woman" is that she's very likely too old to get pregnant again by now. We certainly don't need another Trump spawn.

I honestly thought this was an SNL skit

"We certainly don't need another Trump spawn. "

OMG Jr. has already produced 5 Trumps. Cut that thing off and throw it in a dumpster fire

Junior would be so much more appealing if he had huge cocks stuffed in his piehole and up his manhole.

Motherfucker Jr. was loopy as hell. Is he worried about something?

[quote]Cut that thing off and throw it in a dumpster fire

Why cut it off first?

R77

That makes me feel a twinge of sympathy for him.

R87 meh. Lots of us were abused and developed compassion and empathy rather than following our abusers and becoming degenerate assholes. hes a piece of shit and I hope when he eventually od's that pics of his vomit shit covered corpse are published for a his family to see.

This is the best parody every...except it's real. Which makes it better.

The only good thing about this unholy union is the long messy divorce as Guilfoyle tearfully recounts the horrors of being a Trump

Grab your popcorn, 'cause it's gonna be good

*ever...lol

Those’ll be prison memoirs R90

How's your head this morning, Junior?

Want some coffee???

Hahahaha.

Solid Lizsha impersonation tbh

I could watch this clip all day.

Maybe he’ll die from a cocaine induced stroke.

One can hope anyway.

What this video tells me is that Junior Mint (just like the rest of his family members) is scared shitless of what is to come for them. He knows, and I'm sure they've all been told, that it does not look good. If he was calm and confident of their futures he would never get so crazed to make a video like this.

Behind every post, I can almost hear Junior's inner monologue--'Love me daddy, please love me!!!'

It's interesting he's mocking Biden for farting when his father is infamous for farting publicly. SPY Magazine used to call his dad Donald "Stinky" Trump.

Don Jr will die from his addiction, Ivanka will get pregnant to garner sympathy from prosecution, and Eric will sell everyone down the river.

^ yep

The irony, R70, is that if Jr. ever encountered Biden, Joe would would probably talk to him like a human being, perhaps embrace him.

With a hand on Junior’s shoulder, Joe would share an understanding of what he going through - that he’s experienced this with his own son, that’s it’s difficult, but can be overcome.

Joe would look directly into his eyes and tell Jr. that he could beat this.

And Jr. would believe him.

Can't we just start calling him Kendall?

Good lord, what a monster at r63

Like Raquel Welch and Leona Helmsley had an abortion.

[quote]Trump Junior is Coked Out Again

Trump Junior is Coked Out Still

I guess he’s not worried about getting tainted coke?

Oh, don't worry darlings, Trump operates many orphanages all across the world.

Run that by us again, R107 and speak into the lamp this time.

R107 I'm pretty sure he's already HAD some tainted coke.

R107 People like this don't die young. They live on to keep making the world an awful place... His father is a good example of that.

Wow, he’s really slurring his words. Did Lizsha dub this?

Why are they describing China as “nuclear capable” when China has a large arsenal of nuclear weapons and has had one for decades?

These are the people we decided would be in charge of national security?

I assume Junior Gorg is referring to Biden being somehow between us and the fact that China could initiate a Nuclear strike, R113.

But that may be giving him too much credit.

His fake teeth are too big for his mouth..

Guyzh, you know, Chiennna, and Russzhya and Byedenn...

BYEdenn and Russzha and Shynnaaaaa

Oh how I love his weird teeth and barely beard and stupid confidence.

" China could initiate a Nuclear strike,"

What and destroy their best customer?

Kimberly Guilfoyle is a monster.

Who's his favorite President?

Herbert Hoover!

Herbert Hoover is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more.

R121 is obviously on COKE.

Can't the pigs drug bust Don Jr? Come on now. He's getting sloppy. Stop his car. It's there.

I have to admit, this made me laugh so hard I almost snorted Coke Zero out of my nose. 😁

No, it doesn't take much to make me laugh.

Ivanka is too old now to get pregnant. I wouldn’t be surprised if she used surrogates with her 3 kids, so she may have embryos all ready to implant and then wear a fake bump.

I think, we would all be surprised how many rich/famous women used surrogates

R6 is on to something, he was trying to sound just like dump senior. But, because he was high as a kite, he sounds insane

If Ivanka got knocked up at her age she'd probably pop out a mongoloid.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

On a related topic Mary Trump recently said that Ivanka and Jr. would sell daddy out in a heartbeat to escape criminal conviction.

What kinda kind of a deal would New York offer that could them to get them to implicate Sr.? I can see no jail time as bait they would take, but I can't see them agreeing to plead to felonies.

I’m shocked that he never got into treatment after Daddy was booted out. This is pretty bad and obvious. He clearly does it habitually. Yikes!

Sorry for breaking it to you, guys, but Ivanka is only 40 and she has been pregnant before which makes it easier to get pregnant again even when considered a geriatric mother (40+).

^ THAT assumes that I want to put my pee pee in her again.

I could see her pulling an Elizabeth Holmes act and getting pregnant. Claiming a difficult pregnancy for sympathy, etc, etc. And I'm Orthodox Jewish Jared wouldn't mind a larger brood.

How does anyone take this guy seriously? He sounds completely belligerent.

[quote]How does anyone take this guy seriously? He sounds completely belligerent.

Performative assholery is 1000% the GOP brand these days.

(or as Rick Wilson put is, Jr. is the future of the GOP because he's fluent in asshole.)

Is that his one man show? 'Cause, frankly, I ain't got a ticket.

R132, oh Jared, you really think you're their father? Bless your heart.

Sho Biden

[quote]I believe China already has nuclear capabilities.

[quote]Why are they describing China as “nuclear capable” when China has a large arsenal of nuclear weapons and has had one for decades?

Indeed, China is a nuclear state. Their arsenal isn't nearly as large as ours or Putin's, but they have enough to kill everybody on Earth two or three times over.

It is shocking that Jr doesn't know this. I mean, he's in his 40s and can use the internet. I wouldn't expect his father to know this; beyond which, he wouldn't care because the elder Trump is terrified of China, having been outsmarted by Xi on numerous occasions.

It is an interesting point that Jr is worried about who they're gonna call at 3 AM. I guess he worries about 3 AM calls a lot. I would, knowing Kim.

I'm looking for to the eventual "Trump Junior 's nose has collapsed" thread.

[quote] I mean, he's in his 40s and can use the internet.

If your only experience of looking up information on the Internet is searching for best drugs on the Dark web, I see how that could be an issue.

He should just shut the fuck up and sit on my face!

What r143 you find Trump Jr attractive? WTF!

@r143, "He should just shut the fuck up and sit on my face! "

Shut-up, Gaetz, don't you ever stop sucking up to Trumps?

“Show Byeden”

He’s on a speedball.

[quote] Which interestingly, is how Donald Trump's brother died. Addiction.

Yeah, but that poor soul was trying to GET AWAY from this disgusting family. He had a job away from them that he loved. He was trying to be his own man.

This idiot has been enmeshed in his father's life for his entire adulthood--and has never done, said, or dressed in anyway that wasn't dictated by Trump. He's never worked a middle-class job or lived a middle-class life. He's a waste of space trying to hang on until the old man pops off.

[quote] He should just shut the fuck up and sit on my face!

Good luck getting past the dingleberries and the smell!

Michael Cohen says Donald Trump told him if one of his kids had to go to prison to 'make sure' it was Donald Jr., not Ivanka

Hmmmm....I seem to recall folks like Chuck Todd and Chris Cilizza saying that Junior would be a governor or president someday, along with Ivanka, Erik's wife Lara and the rest. And now they're all drugged up and facing indictments and myriad lawsuits. THIS is why you should not buy into the mainstream cable media BS (like when they say the GQP will retake congress in 22 so we Democrats should just give up now and accept that).

Do not listen to their BS and vote (and make sure you are registered to vote and/or know what hurdles to jump over in TX, FL, etc).

Crazy, R150.

I assumed it was common knowledge that Jr. and Guilfoyle are both coke heads.

How can these media people not know, when we can all see it?

Then again, George W. was a huge coke head too. Until he found religion, of course.

Can he even get wood so coked up?

R152, come over here and check out my phone.

I agree r150, there's a reason why they're underhandedly trying to restrict voting in Democrat districts

Coke heads that stupid Republicans would still vote for.

It's unusual that you can see how soulless Trump Sr. is just by his creepy smile.

Usually psychopaths look normal, unlike the Orange Turd who looks like Dorian Gray's picture.

There are a few of us who did this shit before social media. Luckily we didn't have the option of uploading our stupidty on a global scale. There is something in this fucked up miasma to be grateful for after all.

Kimberly was actually quite attractive at one time. Then she went to the dark side and got that look all those types of women have.

^ Yeah, pulled, tucked, boobed and botoxed to death

She must be more a lesbian now but wanting to front as "power hetero slut" because why? WHY? A Trump?

Foam rubber.

Has Jr commented on his shitfest performance?

Christ. I did coke in my 20s and it made me such a gaping asshole. I would never any older than 35. And now with fentynal laced coke? I hope his kids are getting used to being fatherless and the Qturds have a conspiracy cooked up. Junior ain't long for this world.

Can someone PLEASE lace his coke with fetanyl?

Or better yet, strychnine.

It's called succubus chic, r158.

Has anyone noticed that DJTJ's Twitter banner is an image of Joe Biden hanging from a noose tied to a helicopter? Yet Twitter hasn't suspended him for it. Meanwhile, Kathy Griffin had the FBI knocking on her door and was blackballed by the planet for something similar.

Don Jr.'s pronouns are "your hero," per his Twitter info in r167.

Let Twitter know, R167.

Is that Uday or Qusay?

He takes coke and pain pills for the STRENGTH and to have NERVE.

OMG that video is just missing a Bronson Pinchot moment from True Romance where he gets the big bag of coke thrown all over his lap as the cops approach.

"Pronouns: Your Hero"

WTF?!?

He takes coke so he can believe he isn’t going to jail. When, he knows he will!😁

@r170, "Is that Uday or Qusay? "

Douchay

Right wingers love that CIA installed Pinochet helicopter shit.

[quote]Has anyone noticed that DJTJ's Twitter banner is an image of Joe Biden hanging from a noose tied to a helicopter?

It is an image that the right was using to show some Taliban atrocities that they blamed Biden on, but it ended up being something completely different and was quickly debunked. However, as much as Junior likes to crow about the fake media, he has no problem keeping a debunked image on his page for months.

Kim is his “handler”and keeps him “steady” (high). Bad ending ahead.

So if we let Trump Sr. know that his son is dying from addiction, and he needs help.

Would Trump Sr. help?

R129 Why wouldn't they plead to felonies to avoid jail? They are not like you and I. They aren't going to ever have to apply for a job. And they don't vote anyway. What do they care? lol

R164 I'm on it!

I love my parents, but I've always been my own person. I truly don't understand people (and I know the Trump spawn are not alone in this) who are entirely led by seeking mommy and daddy's approval.

Dump to R179: Don Jr? I don’t know her…

Is that a rhetorical question, r179?

Cocaine. Pigs. Don Jr.

Somehow it all makes sense.

[Quote]I truly don't understand people (and I know the Trump spawn are not alone in this) who are entirely led by seeking mommy and daddy's approval.

The prospect of a huge inheritance nearly always leads to this.

R143 FYI You'd be better off licking a gay guy's ass! Most "straight identifying" men have skid marks because they don't even wipe their ass good so you can forget about them properly washing it. Imagine eating his shit while listening to his bullshit! Is it worth it?🤮🤮🤮

R179, who? The retard?

Kim is a prostitution whore. Her sexuality is a transactional one.

He was doing pretty good there for a while with rousing rally speeches. The Deplorables were counting on him for a 'Plan B' if Tweety were unable to run again. That is becoming less of a possibility due to his strange decline.

He looks kind of fat and pear shaped. Is it just the Dump family genes or does Junior also have a drinking problem?

I haz a confused because I thought cocaine generally makes you skinny.

What's the booze on the bookshelf behind Junior? Is that a Maker's Mark bottle?

Every once in a while, I will see one of his tweets and then check out his twitter feed. All of his tweets are him being smug and slamming someone, acting all superior - most of them show no self-awareness and a complete blindness to his father's actions. He comes across as someone who is completely miserable with no self-esteem, and the rate that he tweets at times, someone completely obsessed and/or trying not to panic.

You gays are just jealous..

luvs

Why do you guys pay attention to him? Rhetorical question. Don’t answer. We’ll don’t care if you do but I won’t be checking replies.

Kim has cankles.

@r196, It's a legitimate question. I, for one, enjoy watching him publicly self-destruct after all the pain his family has caused this country. I wish the others in his family would do the same

Has he croaked from an overdose yet?

R199 If he doesn't get into rehab, he will be out by year's end. Having a drug problem, no job, and endless money is not a pretty picture. There are no checks and balances. He is an OD in waiting. And I am not all concerned about it...

Better Jr. Has the drug problem than Eric. How could the latter afford the amount of cocaine needed to cover the surface area of gums he has, for a proper high?

No one has that kind of cash, except maybe Bezos.

I don't understand how the Donald allows Jr to go on making a fool of himself in public. I know Donald is not particularly smart but he has good political instincts and has advisors.

Dăddēē Orange, think of the children! Junior needs help!

I'm sure Jr. has lots of credit with dealers... and when it comes time to pay, Hehehe, he'll pay one way or another

^ He'll probably offer up a romp with Guilfoyle as collateral

R205 That might have been the plan, but Guilfoyle is no spring chicken. The bitch is 52. That shit is old now. And remember, she cycled thru Fox News. After all those nasty old men nutted inside her, that cooter is probably so rotten, corroded, dried up and worn out that Jr. can't give her hole away!

But, she takes her teeth out. Straight guys love it when chicks take their teeth out to give BJs

I'm waiting for Donnie Jr to get himself an onlyfans account so that he can make a few bucks for his coke supply by humping the trans-looking bitch he's with.

I'd be high and drunk all the time too if I had a tiny mushroom-headed pricklet like Daddy's. The KAG hag (ironically, those are really her initials) seriously downgraded there. Junior should consider becoming a full time bottom. He'd be much happier.

^ I would have jumped off Trump Tower years ago

[quote] Has he croaked from an overdose yet?

No, but we keep hope alive.

[quote] I don't understand how the Donald allows Jr to go on making a fool of himself in public.

I gather they have minimal contact with each other. Hell, Junior doesn't even have Jabba's phone number. What use could he have for them these days? They can provide him no benefit whatsoever. I wouldn't doubt that he sees the two boys as leeches. And from all I've read Ivanka purposefully stays as far away from her father as possible over her fear of being tainted by him even worse than she already has been. And remember it's a known fact that all his children hate his guts. Unless there's a photo op they think may benefit them in some way they probably go their ways and Jabba goes his way.

That is not a family. It's just a group of people who happen to share some of the same genetic makeup.

^ Sounds more like a pack of Coyotes

^'dat old dried-up, loose as sneakers without shoestrings, poosie, won't be appealing to any high-class dealer.

Kimberly dancing to appropriate music, thanks to Mrs. Betty Bowers.

^ She looks like 10lbs of potatoes in a 5lbs sack

Or even more descriptive she looks like a blivet! 10 lbs. of shit in a 5 lb. bag.

He’s a hot mess and oh yeah do I want Biden in the saddle and not his Dad. If Putin invades the the Ukraine Trump will want American air power to help him.

He and Robt Kennedy Jr ought to get together for a wild rally.

R215 That is called the coke spin.

^ That's called panty hose riding up her butt

To be completely fair Ms. Guiloyle has banged half the high-value donors for the GOP, so she's a hooker in the purest sense.

Kimmy has a rolodex of superb dick pics of media personnel and GOP politicians and staff. I saw the pics and was mesmerized.

R221 Only HALF??? 😲 Are you sure about that? I would expected ALL at least once.... I guess the ones with standards would just have her suck their dick or maybe lick their assholes right?

would have expected

Bitch likely wears a string thong and the thing was chafing her poonanny.

Junior Mint needs dentures because he also does meth.

Why do they let that utter waste of space on television?

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R228 Right!

I'm sure many people have already saved that video to their computers and it will be played over and over again especially if he tries to run for public office. The fucker is actually foaming at the mouth! HAHAHAHA!

He looks and sounds coked-up.

MAGA deplorables, who adore him, probably see nothing wrong there. Stupidity & Meth will do that.

This pathetic sad person managed to make me feel sorry for him.

His father truly doesn't love or care for him.

Q: What is another name for job security?

A: Donald Trump Junior's coke dealer

What an amateur.

R231 I don't. He's pushing 50, a father of FIVE and all he cares about is Daddy's Approval. Pathetic cunt.

He’s truly vile.

R235, if he doesn't have Daddy's approval, he has nothing. The work-shy cunt doesn't have a job or a CV that any employer would look at. "Lick Daddy's asshole" has been his life-long modus operandi, same as the other two.

He left a decent wife and a handful of young kids for that old huz, KG.

When's Juniors wedding date with Guilfoyle?

R238 Maybe she left him? I don't think he became a pathetic papa's ass-licking coke addict overnight.

Junior's

I think his wife left him. You have to remember that if Donald goes down the boys do too because they have been working and living off of him for all these years. So not only do they face jail time but won't have a job to come back to. I'm sure he's scared to death.

Ladybug needs to stop being golf mistress to daddy and take-up with Junior. Junior needs to kick ole ho out the way. Ole ho can couple with Maddison.

There, redirected the salacious lust for the better.

It is Madison, oops. One d.

I can tell you this for a fact, once having neither the pleasure nor displeasure (if I'm honest) of sitting next to him on a flight.

He wears Aramis.

His ex-wife is a Rao's spaghetti sauce heiress and he fucked that up.

His ex-wife was quite the madcap bad-girl heiress in her day.

Which Aramis?

Anyone watch the Texas rally with the orange turd? Crowd did seem big. Ugh

^Good

I guess he bragged at the rally how he was able to take his son to some sort of gun place, where the 12 year old was able to build his own AR15. I am surprised his ex-wife would let him take any of the kids out of state unsupervised.

[quote]Where is his fiancé Kimberly when he’s embarrassing himself with these videos?

She's out soliciting contributions from the big GQP contributors in the Florida "Villages".

Good lord.

R245 Aramis ? Is it 1987 again?

R245 I worked for Estee Lauder on the Aramis brand I would never use it since it stunk and it was considered an "old mans fragrance" but I would spray it on my balcony to keep the pigeons away, it was very effective.

R245 back. Agreed r255. It was the original Aramis. I think it's a sickly smelling scent, YMMV.

Check out this video. Go to the 2:49 mark. Not photoshopped, it is an actual video upload from Junior who continues to bash Hunter Biden.

This is why I give not one shit about Hunter Biden's drug issues. Don Jr is coked out of his fucking mind 24/7 and he was in the Oval Office. He took trips to foreign countries on our dime and did god-knows-what on behalf of the government and his father.

Republicans are hypocrites of the highest order and whatever slithers out of their mouths and asses should be completely ignored.

[quote] "God, I miss cocaine!"

Same. It's my favorite substance I've ever used. But I'm glad I never allowed it to progress to addiction, and that I got those days over with before Fentanyl ruined it.

[quote] "Booze and cocaine go together like soup and a sandwich"

I know it's a popular combination, but I never understood the need to get drunk AND do coke, R32. I never combined them. Not because of potential danger, but because the coke was an expensive occasional treat, and I wanted to experience that alone.

R257, clearly he didn’t watch the video before he posted it. Thanks for sharing!

Kimberly Guilfoyle and the brother's wife, Lara, both look transexual. Both women are so mannish and hard looking.

Makes you wonder. Hmmm....

[quote] I know it's a popular combination, but I never understood the need to get drunk AND do coke, [R32].

Geezh! Shome people jusht need to looshen up a little!

He's so fucking ugly, pencil-dicked little creep.

R261, no amount of hormones, dieting, cosmetic procedures, exercise, or styling can make a menopausal-age woman look like a dewy maiden of twenty, but if you want to be a Trump wife you have to be a piece of jerky in heels.

He's had a few.

At one time, I may have felt pity for the son of a self-centered father who is torn between seeking approval from the father -- an approval that will always be out of reach -- and an understanding that his father is, at heart, a piece of shit who cares for no one but himself.

But no. Junior -- Uday -- is an entitled brat with undeserved and unearned privilege and wealth, who has no intellect or imagination to separate himself from his racist, sexist, irresponsible imbecile of a father.

And without doubt, the father views him as a simple lickspittle.

Shut up! He just lost his mother!

I can’t imagine what his mother’s death is going to do to him. I almost feel bad for him. Almost.

I'm sure she was as monstrous in her own way as his father is in his.