Hot Olympians Thread - Beijing Edition

OP, There is nothing Hot or Olympian about that tatted mess standing on the road.

R1 This better?

This is better...

No more Kenworthy, please. That mess is played out.

^ Ok, no more

After this...

Everyone's favorite flag bearer, Tonga's Pita Taufatua, will be competing in Beijing in cross country skiing.

Twink snowboarder Marcus Kleveland from Norway is kinda cute.

I need attention.

ATTENTION! ATTENTION! MUST HAVE. ATTENTION!!!

I used to think Gus was attractive, but when in saw Colton Underwood next to him in the Neflix documentary, I was surprised how much better looking Colton is.

gus and her attention seeking ways make me sick

Everyone's favorite luge stud: Chris Mazdzer.

Any hot gays competing except Gus?

Has Gus' dick pic ever leaked? I"d love to see it.

There are two whole DK threads on Chris Mazdzer. (And, no, no dick pics have ever been seen. Plenty of shirtless one, though.)

Norwegian speed skaters.

U.S. Bobsled Four Man Team.

GLAM Gus!

Whoa -- the U.S. Olympic bobsled team at the link below...

R19, wow!

That guy from Canada's mixed curling team is kinda hot in a daddy kinda way.

Oskar Eriksson, from Sweden, is definitely the hottest curler.

R19's pic is, yes hot (except for the two with ridiculous chest ink. they lose all hotness when you can see how amazing the male body is on their teammates without ink). Serious question - are all bobsledders so huge? Do they need to be? When does the weight of a 4-man squad actually slow down the sled?

The only Oscar you fuckers need to care about is ME

Yes, R24, that Swedish Oscar is fantastic as well. Here he is contemplating using his pliers to snip off the fingers of the photographer to add to his festive Christmas wreath.

(Actually, he's still a cute kid and it looks like he is starting to pick up on the fact he's going to have to smile at everyone and in pictures which really would be exhausting.)

Oskar is a baller name.

John Morris the Canadian curler is kinda hot.

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Which ones have an Onlyfans to fund their career?

Riiber is a hot twink.

Monegasque Bobsledder, Rudy Rinaldi

Last night after the Super Bowl, our group watched some of the Olympics and ice dancing was shown. I couldn’t say what I was thinking at the time (I was hanging out with a bunch of straight guys), but Guillaume Cizeron of France had an amazing ass. He’s not my type, but he is openly gay…and blessed with a nice butt.

R32, I didn’t know he was openly gay! But he sure is beautiful physically and as a skater. The two American guys are pretty sexy too

The French ice dancers deserved that win. But the top two American teams skated beautifully as well. And yes, the U.S. guys are good looking.

Hot Curlers....

Sick of seeing Kenworthy THOT of this century for all time…doesn’t he know how to do anything else besides posing nude?

I adore the Great Britain men's curling team. Openly gay skip Bruce Mouat smoulders when he's concentrating on a throw.

Gus' asshole is so loose he prob leaks

This is the first year I’ve noticed how hot curlers are

Snowboarder Mons Røisland is kinda hot.

Riiber is so cute. Look at that smile, and that tight little body. Fuck, I'm in love.

Canadian Skater Paul Poirier.

HOT. OUT.

(Another) Canadian Skater Eric Radford

also HOT and OUT