Gus Kenworthy Makes the Olympic Team! For Great Britain

[quote]The iconic out winter sports athlete was experiencing head issues

How's his head now?

Iconic? That seems to be a weird word to describe him.

I assumed he had a very tenuous link to Great Britain, but his mother is English and he was born in England, so it's OK. As a Brit, I approve.

We never wanted Zola Budd, we never wanted Greg Rudeski and we don’t want Kenwothy.

Owen Hargreaves was fine though.

Yours

The British

He had trouble getting or receiving head ?

Guess he’s fucked his way through the US Winter Olympics team and needs fresh meat.

(Cue reply indicating fresh meat is impossible giving the stanksleeve rates in the UK.)

He was a lot less annoying on that Colton Underwood show than I thought he would be.

I watched him have sex once. He's all bottom and the dude has skills. It was quite impressive to behold.

R8! Where? When? How did this come about? Details please!

Nice teeth

What more details could you possibly need? Number of pubic hairs? A swab of his hole?

^ You're new around here, or a Frau

[quote] Nice teeth

Well that's not very British of him.

[quote]You're new around here, or a Frau

You're old around here, and a Frau

R6 He'll fit in. He's uncut.

@r14, Was that a nerve?

[quote][R8]! Where? When? How did this come about? Details please!

A party at James Franco's house. There is really nothing else to tell. A friend and I had to talk to the guy who was fucking him and they just never stopped fucking during the conversation.

@r15, Nice!

And was James Franco watching or doing the fucking?

Quite nice teeth

R2 its OUTSPORTS! Any LGBTQRSTUV person in the public eye is ICONIC!

Of course he wants to go more into acting, so he can now be classed as one of those British actors taking American roles we hear so much about

^ He'll do fine on those American "casting couches" we hear so much about

R1, that line comes from Elvira.

He has a disgusting uncut cock. Looks chewed up.

Thanks, r25, for not disappointing. I knew some freakish American fearful of foreskin would eventually post.

Does this mean his acting “career”/stint as Ryan Murphy’s muse has officially failed?

How is he allowed to represent Great Britain? Does he have British parents? Did he buy a British passport? Does he even live in the UK? I'm confused...

Britain's just won its first ever gold medal in the Alpine skiing world cup.

And it's not Kenworthy!

That’s for James Corden and Piers Morgan, fuckers.

He was born in England and moved to America a few years after. His mother is British. Yes he definitely does qualify.

Great, another turncoat. Guess he couldn't cut it for Team USA. I love our Brit brothers, good allies, but you don't go playing for the competition. Of course, he made a name and money for himself in the US, now he's going to go suck the Queen's cock for more air time.

Sluts know no loyalty.

[quote] He was born in England and moved to America a few years after.

That explains ugly dick.

"Secret boyfriend" of 2 years Adam Umhoefer a CAA executive.

I guess it's no longer a secret that the secret boyfriend loves stinky dick cheese.

This is like Robbie Roberts & Greg whateverhisname CW TV show guy.

[quote]now he's going to go suck the Queen's cock for more air time.

Pics, please!

Making US team, which is stacked, was impossible for this has-been. He chose a country well-known for its winter sports dominance. LOL.

I thought sport was about ability, not sexual orientation of the woke moment.

Didn't Gus get dicked down by some Brazilian? Old Gus likes those big dongs.

Why the hate? This guy is cute and has no drama

[quote] Why the hate? This guy is cute and has no drama

He uses people. He's an opportunist of the worst kind. He thinks because he's cute that makes me better than others.

I those are good enough reasons to hate him.

Why the hate? Gus is a fame whore who was so busy on social media during the last Olympics that he totally bombed and fell on his ass.

I detest this thirsty gross queen and this only validates my loathing of him. Maybe he’ll break something on the way one of those brown dirt hills they’re using for skiing.

Back to R17. What was Franco doing?

Sucking ass? Balls? Cum cleanup patrol?

r42 because I think Olympians need to pick a damn country and stick to it. Not shirt from here or there because Momma wanted some Gade-A American cum in her youth.

skirt* ^

Where’s the solo/sex tape?

R31 Thanks. I actually didn't know. Will he medal though? He got 9th place in X-Games. Not exactly encouraging before the Olympics.

R39 Yup. He got 9th place in X-Games recently. Doesn't exactly bode well for the Olympics.

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His BF looks old. Did he and his butt buddy Colton find their lovers on Daddy Hunt?

[quote] Nice teeth

Yes, from the looks of them he purchased them from a top notch teeth provider.

Of course he made Team GB. He has a pulse and can pay for his travel and equipment.

Someone with Down Syndrome would have a harder time making the USA's 2-meter dash team for the Special Olympics.

The bio of Gus on the Team GB website opens with "Born in Essex..." to make his UK roots very clear.

I'm in love 😍 But he's in love with somebody else ❤

[quote] Nice teeth

But dirty arms.

His fake lovely reefs! Skiing for the Queen!

Like a fucking GLAMrock Star!

Sexay bastard!

Not Interested in Kenworthy....The trashy tattoos are too much. Another gym rat bottom. A dime a dozen. We tops have our pick.

[quote]Not Interested in Kenworthy....The trashy tattoos are too much. Another gym rat bottom. A dime a dozen. We tops have our pick.

Oh please, you haven't had sex since Surya Bonaly did her back flip in Nagano 98.

R63 = Wrong. If you (or Gus) thinks I am going to look at these ugly tattoos while I am fucking--wrong...Sorry if you hate yourself and display it with self mutilation on your body but that's your mental hangup not mine. Like I said--he is just another generic bottom you can find at any gym.

From his choices in boyfriends, to his media appearances, I’m beginning to think Gus doesn’t know he’s allowed to say, “No!”

I like Gus.

Classic 1

Classic 2

If he's uncut, what's going on with his dick in this pic?

Gus is attractive, but his antiquated hipster aesthetic and thirsty personality get old fast. I don't quite know how to describe it, but there are guys who, while undeniable empirically attractive, certain qualities just make them grating and turn them unattractive. I followed him for a few months on IG and every post was some showcase of his "beauty." Like someone said above, without the skiing thing he's just a slight-above average dude with a decent body that you'd find at the gym. I also feel like he's one broken leg away from a meth addiction. Also, correct me if I'm wrong, as I don't follow the Olympics, but he's not even THAT good of a skier. People I know who follow skiing closely say he's pretty far from the top skiing athletes of past Olympics.

Imagine being in a ski champion for a country with no mountains.

R69 there are several possible explanations for that VPL being from an uncut dick.

Technically, there are mountains in Scotland, which people can ski.

Ultimately, I don’t understand Gus’s logic, competing for Team GB. Rather than be a mediocre skier on a good team (USA), he’s a good skier on a mediocre team. Meanwhile, he’s denied himself the opportunity to train with better skiers, and will now try to compete against them at the Olympics.

At this point it’s clear everything he does is about self promotion.

Can he even afford to have his teeth fixed?. They look like dentures. Maybe he spent all his money on trashy tattoos? He looks like the hot guy you bring home then he moans like a girly sissy while you're fucking him. No thank you.

His cheap veneers are an homage to his British heritage.

R69: he probably had his foreskin rolled back

That could be chunky foreskin sitting half on the slightly engorged head. Men who do this wear cock rings and are semi hard at least.

I want to play with Gus's hole really bad.

R78, get within earshot of him and tell someone you’re a casting director. That ought to do the trick.

I thought that the games were all about national pride and representation of your country? Didn’t he start skiing in America? And to me, he’s a Steve Grand with ski lessons.

[quote] I thought that the games were all about national pride and representation of your country

I think that attitude has long gone. Sweet Gus switching national allegiance isn't half as stinky as all those mediocre sportsmen switching sex.

???

Gus Kenworthy = world class athlete, which results from remarkable hard work and talent

Steve Grand = cheap slut and failed entertainer

They’re both cheap sluts.

I doubt Gus Kenworthy is cheap in the monetary sense.

[quote] Gus Kenworthy … Steve Grand

I'd love to see these two celebrities together. It would be like these two celebrities together—

A sad OnlyFans is in Gus future. No doubt.

A glorious OnlyFans is in Gus' future.

Gus is speaking out about China's human rights problems.

Gus, you in danger girl!

^ So Brave!

The word is "intact," not uncut.

We condemn closeted celebrities. Should we be lauding Gus? He’s thirsty AF, but he’s living his truth.

Gus's event is up tonight at 8:30 pm U.S. Pacific time!

this thirsty bitch has the loosest asshole in weho.

Gus landed on his butt! Hopefully his next run will be better.

Yikes…he ended up 22nd after the first run, and only the top 12 advance to the final. Why did he compete for Team GB anyway? The Americans are crushing it so far.

What a moron!

His second one was much better. He’s in 11th Pl. He needs to be in the top 12 to go to the finals. There’s still quite a few skiers left to go for their second run ahead of him. I don’t see him making it to the finals.

R95, it's easier to make team GB than team US.

Gus made it to the finals! He was the last person to qualify but at least he made it!

Oh, good. We get another chance to see Gus fall on his ass.

He barely qualified

When you're on your third Olympics and at the older end age wise of competitors in your sport, making it to an Olympic finals is an accomplishment.

Good for Gus.

sick of this whore but congrats on barely making it to the finals I guess

He has to go first during the final 😳

There are two brothers from New Zealand in that same final, Nico and Miguel Porteous. Nico is quite cute.

Do some porn Gus! Show that hole!

You can watch Gus tonight! The finals are at 8:30 Eastern/530 Pacific time.

[quote] Do some porn Gus! Show that hole!

Gus plans to bend over and present hole to distract his competitors as they ski down the mountain. It's a sound strategy.

Not even 15 minutes in, here’s the headline on the Olympics website:

“Kenworthy falls after a bright start”

R109 Lots of competitors have fallen already because of the gusty winds.

Gus just had his final run, on which he did much better than the first two. He will not, however, place higher than 8th.

Yeah I liked his last run R111. His last hit was over 15 feet in the air!

But he looks great in ski gear. Every picture could be an ad.

Oh Lord…the caption at R13 says Gus reacts “after their second run during…” Does he now consider himself non-binary?!

Gus sent a sweet shout to his "Mum," because he's British now.

Those horrible fake teeth make him look like an attractive cro-magnon.

Two of a kind

Gross. Posing with that traitorous bitch.

118 You are weird. Go away and sulk somewhere else. She's brilliant and has one a lot in her young age. Remind us what you've achieved?

Who is she? r117

I didn't realize Gus competed at the Olympics

So handsome

R120: that’s Eileen Gu, gold medal skier representing China

She’s 18 years old but looks much more mature; a rising Freshman to Stanford this fall

Gus likes stuff up his butt or bum, he has that whorish face. and that's a good thing.

R66 I do too, I think he's awesome. Fuck the haters.

Wait. Someone is allowing Gus to act again?

Gus tries so hard.

Making friends