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Who should star in a Death Wish remake in which Paul Kersey targets irresponsible dog owners?

John Malkovich?

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by Anonymousreply 11January 22, 2022 6:05 AM

Pally, no one can replace Charles Bronson. And don't fucking try, or else you'll end up as dead as his many wives, girlfriends, daughters, female co-workers, and basically any cooze that gets within a mile of the mustache.

by Anonymousreply 1January 22, 2022 2:42 AM

Zendaya, of course.

by Anonymousreply 2January 22, 2022 2:43 AM

Timothée

by Anonymousreply 3January 22, 2022 2:48 AM

Ellen

by Anonymousreply 4January 22, 2022 3:13 AM

Kevin Hart

by Anonymousreply 5January 22, 2022 3:14 AM

OP- He was unconventionally HOT back in the 1970's.

by Anonymousreply 6January 22, 2022 3:14 AM

Me! I'm happy to take them out. One by one.

by Anonymousreply 7January 22, 2022 3:43 AM

Roxane Gay

by Anonymousreply 8January 22, 2022 4:06 AM

Malkovich would be just fine. Perfect blend of psycho and cynical humor. He could play a blend of the characters he played in “In The Line Of Fire” and “ Burn After Reading”.

by Anonymousreply 9January 22, 2022 4:34 AM

I tried to watch the original “Death Wish” because it was a classic in its genre. I couldn’t even get through the home invasion scene. Not because it was too violent, but the acting was execrable. And how did Jeff Goldblum break out after that?

by Anonymousreply 10January 22, 2022 5:40 AM

I think we all know who needs to be the star of your project, OP.

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by Anonymousreply 11January 22, 2022 6:05 AM
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