Analyzing Henry Cavill's best friend messages

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Sounds like a salty Mary. Who even cares? This guy just looks like a cryptic idiot for posting it. Unless Henry is a rapist, a crazy bigot, or murderer, then it doesn’t matter.

I don't understand, is this Cory person Henry's best friend because it seems improbable. It's so confusing. We need more explanation, more backstory.

Corey was (is?) Cavill's friend when Cavill lived in West Hollywood.

I don't follow either on social media, but from what I take from Corey's posts is that he's taking Henry's crazy fans to task for acting as Henry has disappointed him in some fashion. I see this type of ridiculousness all the time and Corey is right to get those fans in line. Ardent fans build up a celebrity in their minds - it has nothing to do with the reality of the person's personality, it's just what the fan imagines them to be and then when they stray from it, like dating a woman they don't like, the fans act as if the celebrity has changed. This is the same thing Sebastian Stan fans did (he also dating someone who has done blackface or maybe wore a headdress or something that enraged his fans).

Henry Cavill: I don’t know her.

Would have been nice to have some context here. It just sounds like a bizarre tangent.

Is this like a Kevin Lanflisi / Aaron Rodgers thing?

Seems delusional

Henry and Corey.

Did Henry ever speak Corey?

Those posts are from almost a year ago.

[quote]Is this like a Kevin Lanflisi / Aaron Rodgers thing?

No, because Henry and Corey are still friends.

[quote]Did Henry ever speak Corey?

I’ve never heard of that language.

R10, I’m more curious about if Henry ever SPANKED Corey.

Superman was a LONG time ago.

No one cares, Cory. Pimp your fanfic elsewhere.

who fucking cares

go outside

I think...

[quote]Did Henry ever speak Corey?

Yes. Fluently, as all English gents do.

[quote] I’ve never heard of that language.

[quote] Yes. Fluently, as all English gents do.

I meant to write “ Did Henry ever spear Corey?”

Word salad, but intriguing.

R4 they're pissed off because of what Henry wrote on instagram defending Natalie. Asking for privacy while putting articles out on the Dailymail is hypocrisy at it's finest.

Do you think Henry and Corey were lovers? He sounds a little bitter, and basically seems to be revealing that Henry’s entire public persona is a lie.

R11 from july, that same day Corey confirmed Henry and Natalie are a PR Relationship to Henry's fans

[quote]He sounds a little bitter, and basically seems to be revealing that Henry’s entire public persona is a lie.

Why is someone bitter for saying the truth? And HC fans are the ones always asking Corey to comment since they know they’re friends, and he probably gets tired of having to cover for him all the time.

Henry Cavill never acknowledges Corey or any of his gay friends.

But Henry wanted to be a star, wanted to be rich. Whatever it takes.

R25 As pathetic as I think Henry is, he does still acknowledge Corey. He’s invited him and the old WeHo crew to premieres before, and invited Corey to Budapest a few years ago while he was filming. So I will give him credit for not abandoning his old friends.

Is this that twink psychic guy who had his own TV show?

Corey with Cavill's mother

R27 you're thinking of Tyler Henry.

Will HC finally come out when he doesn’t get Bond?

R30 Nope, the closet will be his final resting place.

R30 I think one day the truth of this person may see the light of day.

is he related to britney spears?

R28 depicts the owner of the last vagina that Henry ever touched and the owner of (what was at the time) the penis Henry had most recently touched.

[Quote] depicts the owner of the last vagina that Henry ever touched

Funny, i don't see Taylah in that picture.

Honestly, i don't see the point of having some PR/fake gf and some real, i think all were PR.

The pedo rumors stuff doesn't make sense either, he got Lucy to cover that.

He's a feig

R36 well it didn't work. Not after that interview with Henry and Freya.

R39 i still don't see it.... this "current girl" comes after the Kate Winslet thing.

Why doesn’t this queen just come out?

I wish the crazy weren't so incoherent.

It sounds like he's trying to say something, but honestly who can say for certain.

"Speaking with Henry Cavill is also frustrating. He’s persistent in his politeness, persistent in his flawlessness. It’s incredibly pleasant to be around, but also feels a little like a character – a likeable one, but maybe a touch underwritten. You’d say Cavill is as infallible as Superman. But, Superman had Kryptonite; it’s not yet clear what Cavill’s might be."

Even the reporter noticed he is like a character.

He got circumcised as an adult because of some disease he got from whoring around.

Has Corey penetrated Henry?

R44 Probably.

Henry Cavill got circumcised. His brothers did also. They got a group blowjob from the same guy who gave them all a venereal disease. His name is Nathan.

Henry's been around with so many people...

The Cavill family's perfect image is all a lie.

I think he’s fabulous.

[quote]"Speaking with Henry Cavill is also frustrating. He’s persistent in his politeness, persistent in his flawlessness. It’s incredibly pleasant to be around, but also feels a little like a character – a likeable one, but maybe a touch underwritten. You’d say Cavill is as infallible as Superman. But, Superman had Kryptonite; it’s not yet clear what Cavill’s might be." Even the reporter noticed he is like a character.

He's an actor being interviewed to promote something for fuck's sake. It's not a therapy session or a police interview.

Cavill is a shy, quite dull, reserved actor. Gone are the days when he's uninhibited and talks about any old shit.

R51 It's because he does all of his dirty immoral bullshit behind closed doors and his whole "perfect" image is fabricated and a lie.

What dirty immoral bullshit?

Please don't start with the pedo shit R51

Cavil’s public facing persona is the result of simultaneously being an actor and having Aspergers Syndrome. It’s a constructed persona but it feels like he’s only meeting you halfway - really because that’s as far as it can go.

Chris Evans, another suspected Aspie, has also been described as a fake person by people who have met him. ( saw this photo of Evans yesterday in a convoluted Aspie pose.)

Has anyone ever seen this interview?

A 20 year old Cavill is asked about fancying I Capture The Castle costars Tara Fitzgerald and Romola Garai in the interview I posted at R45. It's at 1.40 in.

Tara Fitzgerald was in her early 30s then. His decisive No could be that he's gay or that he just didn't fancy her.

He comes across as a typical 20 year old.

Also it's quite amusing that the film promo used AND HENRY THOMAS in the casting whereas now it would be AND HENRY CAVILL

That’s some nose on the guy.

[quote] Cavill is a shy, quite dull, reserved actor.

So do you think he's actually like this or he's repressing?

He reminds me a bit of Leo in that his earlier interviews were much more open and spontaneous, but later interviews are much more guarded and controlled. Not that I blame them, the media being what it is.

He pulled his cock out too soon!

I think he's tired of bearding, with the current one he's doing the bare minimum.

[quote]He reminds me a bit of Leo

Except without the talent.

He was an old acquaintance and hanger-on and Cavill was pleasant and open with him. And the frisson and reflected glory stopped (not to mention the ride) and he's Kato Kaelin (who is as dirty as crap, by the way).

R43 which std gives you a circumcision?

Henry, the girlfriend and Corey are stupid bitches!

R66 why is Corey a stupid bitch?

[Quote]why is Corey a stupid bitch?

R66 Did you read those vague and incoherent ass messages he typed? He's the STUPIDEST Bitch of them all!

Yeah, Corey is indeed a little bitch. And his posts are probably a result of no longer getting flewed out as much.

Corey's messages are epic. The only good thing this fake ass relationship has left.

Has Henry ever had anal sex?

What is epic about them? He never commits. I guess he's hoping for his silence to be bought.

[Quote] Has Henry ever had anal sex?

He's been photographed with Paris Hilton. What do you think.

I'd stay in a 40 million dollar closet if I had the choice. Fuck as many twinks as you want after they sign a stack of 50 papers. All you have to do is hold a ladies hand a couple times for photo ops, and of course act relatively masculine in interviews. Living the dream man.

R74 = Spineless sack of shit

R73 We only needed Paris to access a very exclusive club.

R43 Do you think he wrote this?

R77. First line of that article says "I was born in the U.S. to immigrant parents from Vietnam."

I'm going to say NO.

The Rock’s frightening ex-“wife” is his manager. He swaps suits with the Rock AND John Cena. Go figure.

Cavill--beautiful but meaningless.

Not fooling anyone. Has no chemistry with any woman, place or thing on screen.

Corey = the guy they should have cast as the new Oompa Loompa.

[quote]He got circumcised as an adult because of some disease

Source?

Required reading for all the DL prisspots who scream “stank sleeve” every time they see an uncut dick and have never left the US

R78 I think his cheeks look Vietnamese

I wish Corey was a bitch enough to leak Henry's pics, wanna see Henry with some drag queen or so

Do you think there are any R85? If so, maybe they fucked and Corey is still hoping for a pity session. Releasing pics might ruin that.

Fucked? Those two are sisters if anything.

I read somewhere Fraus claimed Henry at least experimented with Corey, and then he realised he's into girls lol

R88 i doubt Corey was the only one Henry experimented with.

R89 Right? Experimentation might happen when you're in your teens (or maybe very early 20s if you're a late bloomer) when you are trying to figure out what's making that hunk of meat between your legs hard and what you should do about it.

The bitch is pushing 40! Experiment is over! If he is still playing with other people's dicks then he's family!