My first thread on this bombed, so I'll try one more time! The French have a term," jolie laide," which means a woman is attractive despite not being conventionally beautiful. The same idea for men is "beau merde." Pretty/ugly. I always applied this to Barbra Streisand. Who do YOU think is jolie laide/beau merde?
Pretty AND Ugly?
by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 25, 2022 7:53 PM |
Rossy De Palma. What a face. High end model...or side show attraction?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 20, 2022 12:55 PM |
Laide Repoussante comes to mind as an alternative, in a very few extreme cases.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 20, 2022 1:17 PM |
Michael Phelps, Josh O'Connor. For the men. Maybe just "ugly sexy".
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 20, 2022 1:23 PM |
For men, the term is "ruggedly handsome". In the early 90s, when NYPD Blue was huge, the media sometimes called Dennis Franz a sex symbol. Straight women have very different standards from straight men.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 20, 2022 1:25 PM |
It's called "fulsnygg" in Swedish...
And that would be exactly Michael Nyqvist
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 20, 2022 1:35 PM |
I'm thinking Liev Schreiber. At times he can be more than jolie laide; he can be damn cute. Sweet, funny man.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 20, 2022 2:36 PM |
Vincent Cassel (I'm a frau btw)
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 20, 2022 2:39 PM |
Bette Davis is an old example but a good one.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 20, 2022 2:39 PM |
Jackie Kennedy
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 20, 2022 2:49 PM |
I think it comes down to style and how you carry yourself. You can be ugly, but be admired.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 20, 2022 3:03 PM |
Diana Vreeland, darlings.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 20, 2022 3:05 PM |
Adam Driver. He has big dick face and is so fucking tall. What a mug on that bloke though!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 20, 2022 3:37 PM |
"Ruggedly handsome" is not the male equivalent of "Jolie-laide" (or, my preference, "belle-laide."
Such men are beau-laid. Jesus.
For example, as a young man Jean Paul Belmondo was not ruggedly handsome, not even when he was older. But he WAS a beau-laid man, if only because of his nose. Benedict Cumberbatch is in the category, as it's not just broken noses that take a man there.
The DL has had a thread about this, OP, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 20, 2022 3:50 PM |
For some reason, the late French actress Valérie Quennessen comes to mind.
She was the "other" girl in the dumb1982 movie "Summer Lovers". She had her own unique beauty, but next to Peter Gallagher and Daryl Hannah, she just looked plain.
But I thought there was something gorgeous about her...she had these huge, luminous green eyes.
She left Hollywood right after "Summer Lovers", left the film business altogether not long after that, and died in a car crash in her early 30's.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 20, 2022 3:50 PM |
I love Arthur Dupont- a great example. R14 you must be a real hit at parties. FUCKSSAKE.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 20, 2022 3:58 PM |
Michael J. Pollard...had that quirky cool, but looked like a troll doll.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 20, 2022 4:00 PM |
Liam Neeson?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 20, 2022 4:20 PM |
R19 YES! He has that big dick energy too, but a face that might stop a train.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 20, 2022 4:23 PM |
I think what they are saying is attractive but not beautiful . 70% of people fall into that category.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 20, 2022 4:28 PM |
It seems to me that many French leading men fall into this category.
Daniel Auteuil (in his younger years), for example
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 20, 2022 4:31 PM |
Gisele Zelauy, a late 1980s/ early 1990s top model from Brazil.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 20, 2022 4:36 PM |
Moises Arias
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 20, 2022 4:36 PM |
Adrien Brody
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 20, 2022 4:41 PM |
Jon Bernthal.
To me Jean Paul Belmondo is/was full-on hot. Nothing merde about him.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 20, 2022 4:50 PM |
Joaquin
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 20, 2022 4:53 PM |
Javier and Penelope
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 20, 2022 4:54 PM |
Would Kirsten Mcnemany qualify? I’d also vote for Karen Black, Sofia Coppola and SJP.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 20, 2022 5:23 PM |
Sarah Jessica Parker, Camille Cottin
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 20, 2022 5:26 PM |
I’d also add Michael Phelps
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 20, 2022 5:29 PM |
Ansel Elgort..the new Tony in 2021 West Side Story..
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 20, 2022 5:32 PM |
Daniel Craig, Sophia Loren
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 20, 2022 5:32 PM |
Bea Arthur.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 20, 2022 5:36 PM |
Sarah Jessica Parker Sophia Loren Julia Roberts
It is usually the women and men who have over exaggerated features that would fall in this category
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 20, 2022 5:38 PM |
I LOVE me some Camille!
Not so much her profile though.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 20, 2022 5:42 PM |
Meryl Streep
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 20, 2022 5:47 PM |
But R43, don't forget -- they also have to be pretty!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 20, 2022 5:50 PM |
Juliette Lewis
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 20, 2022 6:32 PM |
R44...Meryl Streep was quite pretty in movie, Manhattan...
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 20, 2022 6:35 PM |
Agree that Jean-Paul Belmondo was just hot. His face looks it was carved from stone, made for the movies. Nothing "ugly" about him, he just didn't look like Tab Hunter or Troy Donahue.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 20, 2022 6:36 PM |
Meryl was pretty in the patrician way, nothing sexy about her. She actually looks better as an older woman.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 20, 2022 6:37 PM |
Robert Mitchum.. rough character roles, but sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 20, 2022 6:38 PM |
Camille Cottin looks a lot like Marlee Matlin.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 20, 2022 6:39 PM |
I just remember Meryl...in Manhattan...first showing her, with that long, flowing golden hair, walking down the street. She even flipped it. It was impressive.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 20, 2022 6:41 PM |
Too many commas...oops^^
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 20, 2022 6:42 PM |
Janis Joplin.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 20, 2022 6:56 PM |
R43- Meryl Streep was LITERALLY( so dl people I had to use that word) beautiful ca. 1979.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 20, 2022 7:01 PM |
Agnes Moorehead....(watching Bewitched..lol).
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 20, 2022 7:03 PM |
R21, I say this with the utmost respect and admiration: you're a whore, darling.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 20, 2022 7:05 PM |
Alex Kapranos lead singer of Franz Ferdinand. And yet I would push my grandmother out in heavy traffic to get to him.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 20, 2022 7:07 PM |
Stop posting people who are just conventionally attractive. So stupid.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 20, 2022 7:09 PM |
Roger Waters...an Adam Driver type...though tbf in hhis old age he became outright good looking.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 20, 2022 7:14 PM |
Lady Gaga
Lena Dunham
Seann William Scott
Timothee Chardonnay
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 20, 2022 7:18 PM |
Roger Waters looks great now...wow. Great example of getting better when getting older.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 20, 2022 7:22 PM |
Chloë Sevigny, although she might be too pretty. I think most celebrities are going to be too attractive for this label. I suspect this quality comes across better in person.
Sophia Loren is conventionally beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 20, 2022 7:36 PM |
Mick Jagger and Keith Richards...in fact, all of the Rolling Stones..
by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 20, 2022 7:38 PM |
I'd say Chloe Sevigny is conventionally beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 20, 2022 7:40 PM |
R67- In 1966 they were The Rolling Stones now they're the Rolling SKANKS
by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 20, 2022 7:43 PM |
R68 I don’t think people see Chloe as conventionally beautiful at all. She has a bit of an “always tired” look but that’s just her face and it’s a bit severe-looking. I’d say she definitely fits this thread because her style and movie choices are what people appreciate about her, not so much her looks.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 20, 2022 7:45 PM |
Babs Streisand isn't even joile laide, she's laide laide.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 20, 2022 7:45 PM |
R61 I think that the actual candidates here are ones you really have to stare and ask "are they truly ugly or so ugly that they're beautiful?" I can't stop staring at their faces. For conventional folks I'm just "meh."
by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 20, 2022 7:52 PM |
I think of the actress who played Georgette in the movie Amélie as jolie-laide
by Anonymous | reply 73 | January 20, 2022 7:58 PM |
Fanny Ardant is truly beautiful in real life, but the way they styled her in Elizabeth as Marie de Guise was jolie-laide.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 20, 2022 8:02 PM |
R65, YES to Ron Perlman! I thought I was the only one who wants that man to fuck my brains out every time I see him in something. I should have known there would be others though, especially on the DL.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 20, 2022 8:10 PM |
In my neck of the woods, it's called MONEY/POWER/FAME BEAUTY.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 20, 2022 8:11 PM |
You missed the joke, R69.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 20, 2022 8:36 PM |
Sandy Bullock and most of those Culkin boys come to mind.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 20, 2022 8:47 PM |
Charles Bronson
Humphrey Bogart
Ahhhhrnold Schwarzenegger & ex Maria Shriver (funny, huh?)
Benicio del Toro
Javier Bardem & Penelope Cruz (she can look like an ugly duckling or a doormouse, or strangely hot - it's like who is going to show up today?)
Sandra Bernhard
Parker Posey
Mick & Bianca Jagger and also another ex of Jagger's: Jerry Hall (depends on the light/shot- she can be quite beautiful or ugly)
Gia
Roger Daltrey
Robert Plant
Cyndi Lauper
Grace Jones (terrifying and alien but beautiful)
Walter Matthau and Jack Klugman (Quincy ME)
Later in life Crawford, after she ruined her face with the harsh plastic surgery and styling of the 50s- her Grand Guignol phase (and I love her dearly)
Def agree with Babs, Adam Driver, Bette, Daniel Craig, Amy W, Ron Perlman, Jon B, Chloe S.
Timothee is just beautiful and so is Meryl
Janis Joplin was just plain ugly. Sorry
by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 20, 2022 9:01 PM |
Seriously, some of you are really not getting the concept of jolie-laide.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | January 20, 2022 9:02 PM |
R81- about Grace Jones- TERRIFYING yes but NOT beautiful
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 20, 2022 9:04 PM |
R81- Charles Bronson always looked kind of Latino/Mexican to me but he was actually Hungarian- either way there was something HOT about him in the 1970's and into the 1980's.
I bet between the legs he had a COBRA. I bet he was HOT in the sack too.
God, I'm HORNY today.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 20, 2022 9:06 PM |
Check out this weird/sexy Japanese commercial with Charles Bronson from the mid 1970's.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 20, 2022 9:08 PM |
Some of the people you're listing are insane. I've already commented on Belmondo. World class beauty Sophia Loren? Fanny Ardant? Jon Berthanal, Javier Bardem and Penélope Cruz are also just plain hot.
R81 Has a mostly good list. Sandra Bernhard is just plain ugly though.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 20, 2022 9:41 PM |
Gia was hot, too.
I feel like for women, they need to wear clothes well and that usually means being thin and/or angular. So I don’t agree about Cyndi Lauper, but this is all obviously a matter of opinion.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 20, 2022 9:52 PM |
Maggie Gyllenhaal
by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 20, 2022 10:12 PM |
The blonde Brit on Girls.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 20, 2022 10:27 PM |
Maybe I’m cynical but a lot of these people are just ugly.
On what planet is Gronk ugly? He’s the stereotypical dumb hot jock football player.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | January 20, 2022 10:42 PM |
Jesse Plemons. I have the hots for him.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | January 20, 2022 10:46 PM |
80% of the time it just means "hot with a large nose".
by Anonymous | reply 93 | January 20, 2022 11:08 PM |
Jesse Plemons aka Meth Damon?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 20, 2022 11:18 PM |
Adam Driver
Benicio Del Toro
Willem Dafoe
by Anonymous | reply 95 | January 21, 2022 12:38 AM |
R63? In what world is Lens beautiful enough to be on the "pretty" side of UGLY?
That girl is just plain fug.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | January 21, 2022 12:56 AM |
Parker Posey!!?? She's fucking gorgeous, cute as hell. She does not belong on this list.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | January 21, 2022 1:12 AM |
Definitely Javier Bardem (I consider Penelope as conventionally pretty)
by Anonymous | reply 99 | January 21, 2022 2:08 AM |
Defoe and possibly a young Eric Roberts. Definitely Barbra. I just rewatched What’s up Doc and she was striking and homely at times, but riveting. I love that movie.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | January 21, 2022 2:25 AM |
Leotardo DiCaprio
Lucas Haas
Andrew Garfield
Brad Pitt
Adam Driver
Ross Gellar
Jack Quaid
Chris Pine
Those inbred-looking werewolf Twins, Max or something.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | January 21, 2022 2:45 AM |
Willem Dafoe has bad teeth. Just saw him in The Last Temptation of Christ and thought stop smiling Jesus! Bette Midler is ugly. She may have a sexy body but I cant stand looking at her face.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | January 21, 2022 3:52 AM |
Brad Pitt doesn't fit this category. He's conventionally good looking.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | January 21, 2022 4:00 AM |
I think she's beautiful...in an unusual way.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | January 21, 2022 4:05 AM |
Steve Buscemi
by Anonymous | reply 107 | January 21, 2022 4:13 AM |
Yes r94 meth Damon! So rude 😡!
by Anonymous | reply 108 | January 21, 2022 4:39 AM |
Donald Sutherland Sandra Bernhard
by Anonymous | reply 109 | January 21, 2022 5:11 AM |
Peter Sarsgaard. My favorite.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | January 22, 2022 6:20 PM |
Ringo Starr
by Anonymous | reply 111 | January 22, 2022 6:23 PM |
She's a full on money - she looks ok from afar but up front she's a big, old mess.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | January 22, 2022 6:24 PM |
Oops - monet!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | January 22, 2022 6:24 PM |
Just ugly R111
by Anonymous | reply 114 | January 22, 2022 6:24 PM |
Rose McGowan - present day
by Anonymous | reply 115 | January 22, 2022 6:26 PM |
Pretty ugly and pretty apt to stay that way!
by Anonymous | reply 117 | January 22, 2022 6:31 PM |
Chis Pine still is/was too conventionally good looking to be on this list.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | January 22, 2022 6:35 PM |
If the face fits! R116
by Anonymous | reply 119 | January 22, 2022 6:35 PM |
Gisele Bundchen, Kristen McEnemey, Kate Moss
by Anonymous | reply 120 | January 22, 2022 6:35 PM |
John is too, now that I think of it. But Ringo is more ugly/cute and John is more ugly/sexy.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | January 22, 2022 6:36 PM |
There’s no way Kate Moss could ever be described as ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | January 22, 2022 6:37 PM |
Barbara Streisand Sophia Loren Meryl Streep Giselle’ Javier Bardem Daniel Craig
Brad Pitt mad Chris Pine are handsome men. They do not belong on this list.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | January 22, 2022 6:45 PM |
Okay, attention gays- watch this live concert performance. You’ll be so glad you did. IT’S FUCKING FANTASTIC! -OP
by Anonymous | reply 124 | January 22, 2022 7:14 PM |
Oh shit, wrong thread! FUCK.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | January 22, 2022 7:15 PM |
Daniel Craig
by Anonymous | reply 126 | January 22, 2022 7:21 PM |
Who would want to have sex with Daniel Craig? What a horror show!
by Anonymous | reply 127 | January 22, 2022 7:24 PM |
Anya Taylor Joy. I have heard many people call Kate Moss ugly R122
by Anonymous | reply 128 | January 22, 2022 8:38 PM |
Used to think I was a cute-ish and pleasant if slightly weird and homely-looking 4.5, but lately after looking at some photos of myself (both naked and clothed) I’ve realised I’m just straight clapped actually. Probably a 3 at best, with humour and charisma I’ve developed over the years.
While I still grant that I can look cute-adjacent facially with good light and angles, generally speaking there’s a lot of ugg going on. No jawline, small features on a large head, sloping narrow shoulders but fat/big arms, dumpy belly, pancake ass, short vertical line & limbs despite average-tall height, average-big and unshapely feet, veiny skin, cellulite, droopy tits that sit sideways and so create no cleavage....
My mother and her family are 90% dawgs, and my father while ok-looking himself (a 4-5) comes from a Deliverance hillbilly background, so I guess I should have seen the light sooner. Think I just desperately conned myself into believing my Mom who told me too often growing up that I was pretty and cute and gorgeous (of course I look that way to you, woman, you birthed me) and the other kids were just mean.
Still, I feel lucky all the same to be somewhat healthy (there are a few issues, but we move), mobile, youthful (a young looking 30), and a passably smart and funny and likeable person. I think I’m probably one of the more interesting, thoughtful, tasteful, and decent people I know, so I guess...there’s that.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | March 25, 2022 12:17 PM |
Lili Taylor, although she didn't play the provocative/eccentric roles associated with a French jolie-laid icon because those roles are rarely green-lighted in film, and when they are, they go to conventionally attractive actresses who "pretend" to be Jolie-laid.
Fairuza Balk is/was maybe closer in that direction.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | March 25, 2022 12:27 PM |
I have never felt comfortable calling anyone ugly, unless I was referring to their personality. Not only is it unkind and reductive, it shows that the person using the term about someone's face doesn't have the intellectual curiosity to relate to another human being in a positive way.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | March 25, 2022 12:30 PM |
R81- Putting a HUNDRED names at once =
Less Is More And More Is TOO much
by Anonymous | reply 132 | March 25, 2022 12:31 PM |
Eliot Spitzer
I met him about a year after he resigned (before the divorce) and he was goofy and self deprecating and shorter than I expected with a fit body for a man of his age.
Everything about him exuded "fun fuck".
by Anonymous | reply 133 | March 25, 2022 12:34 PM |
OP's mother was a black tranny whore with the aids on the inside. She was superlatively ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | March 25, 2022 12:36 PM |
Martina Navratilova.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | March 25, 2022 12:55 PM |
Most of the current England senior football squads (mens’ and womens’).
There’s three or four genuinely pretty/handsome ones on both teams, but the rest just stand for a spectrum of degrees on uggo scale from plain albeit cute enough (Patrick Bamford) to charmingly homely (Declan Rice) to alarmingly grotesque (Harry ‘Slabhead’ Maguire).
by Anonymous | reply 136 | March 25, 2022 3:10 PM |
The term was invented for Jean-Paul Belmondo.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | March 25, 2022 3:19 PM |
Vincent Cassell (Eastern Block, Black Swan)
by Anonymous | reply 139 | March 25, 2022 3:28 PM |
In British society, if a girl is described as 'spirited' it's code for ugly as fucking sin.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | March 25, 2022 6:01 PM |
[quote] The same idea for men is "beau merde."
No, the same idea for men is "joli-laid."
"Beau merde" means "good shit."
by Anonymous | reply 141 | March 25, 2022 6:12 PM |
The ultimate joli-laid male actor is the Frenchman Dominique Pinon, who you may remember from Jeunet et Caro's "Delicatessen" in the early 90s.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | March 25, 2022 7:44 PM |
R15 she looks like princess Diana
by Anonymous | reply 143 | March 25, 2022 7:53 PM |