DL Fave Alok Vaid-Menon is on Deadline!

I was just about to post this, but with the headline "Icon of Femininity Gets Representation!"

Slay queen, slay

Tampax commercials are in shis future!

Comedian?

R4 Well, some think zher very existence is either a joke or a punch line.

[quote]Comedian?

No, just a garden variety narcissist with an insatiable appetite for attention along with a part-time paraphilia.

Maybe he'll get laid now.

Comedian!

Ah! Now his whole shtick makes sense - it's MEANT to be funny!

I like tey's (ze's? sie's?) earrings.

Is this a character on Little Britain?

Ting Tong was much funnier and she was in on the joke.

Does he still have a Three Piece Set?

r10 Alok is, unbelievably, not a parody or a satirical character. He's actually a real person.

[QUOTE] Alok is, unbelievably, not a parody or a satirical character. He's actually a real person.

He? He?? HE??? You misgendering cunt.

Yes, *he, R14. He's not female. He's not a woman nor has he ever been a little girl as he falsely claims. He is extremely dangerous and his psychotic resentment towards actual female children is highly disturbing.

What is it?

R16 - a mess.

Thank heaven for little girls r15!

Alok is so amaze. The way xe came up from poverty to this.

They identify as trans because they are non-binary. Yeah, I know… I don’t understand it either.

[QUOTE] He is extremely dangerous

LOL

Thank God! Trust fund children of wealthy parents are sorely wanting for opportunities.

I will say, it’s been a good time to come out as trans or non-binary. Basically anyone with any sort of attention has gotten book deals, shows to run, acting gigs, etc.

R13 the trick is to be from a well-off family and live in New York with no real job, where you can make connections. They're the same as the last generation of Millennials, just add all the nonbinary shite.

Yes R23 but, is that it?

Didn't people in the not-too-distant past have to have to have some sort of talent or infamy before getting such attention. All this Alok does is look hideous on social media. The only talent Mx Thang has is for self publicity.

[quote] the transfeminine comedian, author, performer and public speaker

I had no idea that xe was a comedian. I bet xe is hilarious.

Fun fact:

Its picture is also the first post in the "hairy assholes" thread!

Thanks for the warning R27

Oh, I agree with you, R25. Imagine all of the talented LGB people who are no longer getting pushed by our groups and media outlets because being “cis” and gay is no longer cool. Indeed, many of the T think we are the enemy.

Alok is single, fellas! You know you want to bounce on it.

[quote]Alok is single, fellas!

Shocking.

Spoiled rich boy whose parents paid for him to live in NYC and do nothing but gad about and take selfies, no need to work for a living. But of course he's "marginalized" and "oppressed." In reality he's more privileged than 85% of white people.

This useless waste of space has a BA and MA from Stanford.

R31 I love that article . It screams out mental headcase , stay away .

Isn't he the one who said little girls are kinky?

Stunning. In so many ways!

Where would he cram a tampon?

R27 LIES! Zhir would never stoop to masculine abs like this cis-male!

When compared to Roxane Gay‘s short, impersonal $100 mumbles on Cameo, Alok’s long, chatty ones are a bargain at $90.

Plus, you never know what outfit and lipstick color you’ll get. With Roxane, the only element of surprise is whether the t-shirt is going to be black or gray.

There. I’ve said something nice.

This thread EXHAUSTS me.

Uh, management of WHAT, exactly?

Straight people and Hollywood "groupthink" still have no idea Alok is a complete mental case.

They are proudly checking off whatever boxes this damaged hooligan checks off!

Alok = Total Top

Inside gossip says he de washes off all the fard and goes to circuit parties. He's a top and his pseudo name/cover is "Deepinder Singh from Edison New Jersey".

You bitches can only wish to be this beautiful example of pure HOTTNESS!!

R45 Ewwwww

They have top energy.

Laugh all you want R45 and R46 but masculine straight men swoon over they.

No they don't r48

All the boys crowded into Alok's Poetry Slam in the library on Atlantis Cruise, and were hostile and bitter when it was revealed there was neither meth nor khat to slam with!

How does he pay the rent? He hasn’t had a job in years. Just posting on Twitter doesn’t pay the bills, as Yashir found out.

His parents are loaded.

Wikipedia says "they/them" not "he/his". Don't get it twisted.

Alok is male, therefore "he." There is no such thing as a singular person who is "they."

But he used to be a cute little girl!

[quote]Why Can't My Famous Gender Nonconforming Friends Get Laid?

Did the author of this tripe pause to reconsider that his friends aren't that famous after all, if that's a prerequisite for getting laid?

Even if they were 'famous', maybe they don't have an ounce of sex appeal, charm or character qualities to attract people? Could it be that they're just butt-ugly self-obsessed narcissists?

Could it be because they look like circus clowns? In other words - "CRAZY." Nobody wants to fuck with crazy. There's a very real risk you'll get a "I'm not gonna be ignored!" in your life.

Ah, the trials and tribulations of incel 'non-binaries'.

I'd bet any amount of money that in 5 years he'll be wearing (men's) suits and working in finance.

Crazy can be exciting R57. Turns straight men on.

But straight men don't want to fuck another man, which is what Alok is.

No, that's not what they is R61.

Johnny Frat Boy won't be sticking his dick in Alok anytime soon r62.

"They" is a spoiled rotten rich kid with a grandiose sense of entitlement who has never had to work at a real job a day in they's life.

No one wants to fuck Alok. Be they man, woman, neither, both or beast.

Not really R25. There were people like Andy Kaufman with no discernible talent.

It's a pity that them is wearing all these ludicrous clothes because them has lots of nice body hair. Hard to tell whether them is handsome or not, though, because them's face is always covered in clown make-up.

the proper way to address them is "yous guys"

Is Alok the one who was triggered when a CIS-man was sent up to fix his radiator?

The bit about him being a comedian should be taken with a pinch of salt. It seems like something that hucksters say about themselves because it's a bit nebulous. Sean "Shon" Faye, a nasty British "trans woman" always describes himself as a comedian despite there being no evidence whatsoever of this (e.g. videos of him performing).

Is he Deepak Chopra and Dame Edna's lovechild?

It would be cool if Biden could find a place for Alok in his Cabinet.

I agree R72. Maybe in charge of NB outreach?

Maybe zhe could be put in a locked cabinet and sunk in the Hudson?

[QUOTE] "They" is a spoiled rotten rich kid with a grandiose sense of entitlement who has never had to work at a real job a day in they's life.

They've never been to They. That makes me sad.

Little girls are kinky? Why the fuck is he talking about little girls at all?

All this from a little boy who grew up in Texas.

Didn't you know R76 - having no gender (apparently) makes zhe an expert on gender.

Alok is not only the most stunning and the bravest of the brave...zhe also threw the first brick at Stonewall, several decades before zhe's mother pushed zhe out of her cunt.

R78 your word TRIGGERS

Call it “front hole!”

Vaid is reading this you know. You are giving them the attention they crave.

And while you sit in your rent controlled shoebox, eating ramen and counting the days until your next SSI check arrives, they is living large and laughing all the way to the bank.

And nobody cares r80.

And we're all having much more sex than zhe.

Still, nice to see you back Meredith R80

Guys like Alok and Jacob used to be called "really faggy." And that was by other gay men. It wasn't an identity or anything, they were just super fucking effeminate and gay gay gay. It wasn't anything remarkable. Now it's a movement.

*I* created the conversation about non-binary fashion!! I was the first one doing it and now everybody is doing it!!

Alok is my personal role model.

Should "It's Pat" be wiped? We didn't know any better back then, but it is offensive:

"...they is living large and laughing all the way to the bank."

I have never seen Alok laugh once. Never. And that's really the problem, isn't it?

'Alok will select my Secretary of Education!'

Alok is a person with a penis and a hirsute body. No amount of drag stolen from Roz Russell or Agnes Moorehead will make him anything else.

Does zhe have a sugar daddy yet?

r91 several. zhe's been whored out by many but the most prolific perhaps were the art institute (of....) and vogue (teen mostly)

I can't imagine anyone wanting to fuck this.

I would be on that in a second if zhe was a he. Hairy South Asians are my type.

Xzhe is major fug.

Very disgusting hair growth patterns.

[quote] Alok is a person with a penis

They don’t have a penis. How dare you.

He is an interesting creature.

He is a fucking joke of a person

If it wasn't for Datalongue I'd never have heard of this ugly cunt.

Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

[quote]This useless waste of space has a BA and MA from Stanford.

I don't know why so many people persist in thinking studying for a few years to get college degrees makes someone special or superior.

The same sort of people who think that dressing up like Cyndi Lauper dressed by Helen Keller is stunning and brave. Probably.

Stanford seems to produce a lot of flakes.

Where are the nudes?

r101 do you know how hard it is to get into Stamford? Yet this clown made the cut.

Of course I meant Stanford! Whoops.

They have a name. It's Alok. Use it.

It's literally just a man in a dress. Ceci n'est pas une femme.

[quote] They have a name. It's Alok. Use it.

*sniffs*

I smell Meredith Talusan!

It's actually "your girlboy, 'lok."

Straight from the horse's mouth.

She's hideous~

Got BDF and top energy.

He has a balloon for a head and extreme small dick energy.

Are you sure Alok identifies as a horse R110?

Zhe might be a cow, a mule, a cockapoo or (in zhe's mind) a unicorn.

Mis-speciesing is LITERAL violence.

Have y’all seen such Beauty yet?!

[quote] "Little girls are kinky? Why the fuck is he talking about little girls at all?"

Because he's fundamentally predatory, R76. On par with Jonathan Yaniv, but with an education, and wealthy parents. Though I don't believe he's ever had the legal problems Yaniv has had. YET, anyway.

I prefer this Blaire take on the subject, R87.

BEARKING!