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DL Fave Alok Vaid-Menon is on Deadline!

Xe has been signed!

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by Anonymousreply 114January 31, 2022 7:31 AM

I was just about to post this, but with the headline "Icon of Femininity Gets Representation!"

by Anonymousreply 1January 18, 2022 4:50 PM

Slay queen, slay

by Anonymousreply 2January 18, 2022 10:08 PM

Tampax commercials are in shis future!

by Anonymousreply 3January 18, 2022 10:10 PM


by Anonymousreply 4January 18, 2022 10:12 PM

R4 Well, some think zher very existence is either a joke or a punch line.

by Anonymousreply 5January 19, 2022 1:46 AM


No, just a garden variety narcissist with an insatiable appetite for attention along with a part-time paraphilia.

by Anonymousreply 6January 19, 2022 2:32 AM

Maybe he'll get laid now.

by Anonymousreply 7January 19, 2022 12:06 PM


Ah! Now his whole shtick makes sense - it's MEANT to be funny!

by Anonymousreply 8January 26, 2022 2:42 PM

I like tey's (ze's? sie's?) earrings.

by Anonymousreply 9January 26, 2022 2:46 PM

Is this a character on Little Britain?

by Anonymousreply 10January 26, 2022 2:52 PM

Ting Tong was much funnier and she was in on the joke.

by Anonymousreply 11January 26, 2022 2:55 PM

Does he still have a Three Piece Set?

by Anonymousreply 12January 26, 2022 2:59 PM

r10 Alok is, unbelievably, not a parody or a satirical character. He's actually a real person.

by Anonymousreply 13January 26, 2022 3:28 PM

[QUOTE] Alok is, unbelievably, not a parody or a satirical character. He's actually a real person.

He? He?? HE??? You misgendering cunt.

by Anonymousreply 14January 27, 2022 10:32 AM

Yes, *he, R14. He's not female. He's not a woman nor has he ever been a little girl as he falsely claims. He is extremely dangerous and his psychotic resentment towards actual female children is highly disturbing.

by Anonymousreply 15January 27, 2022 12:53 PM

What is it?

by Anonymousreply 16January 27, 2022 12:58 PM

R16 - a mess.

by Anonymousreply 17January 27, 2022 1:25 PM

Thank heaven for little girls r15!

by Anonymousreply 18January 27, 2022 1:29 PM

Alok is so amaze. The way xe came up from poverty to this.

by Anonymousreply 19January 27, 2022 1:31 PM

They identify as trans because they are non-binary. Yeah, I know… I don’t understand it either.

by Anonymousreply 20January 27, 2022 1:40 PM

[QUOTE] He is extremely dangerous


by Anonymousreply 21January 27, 2022 1:41 PM

Thank God! Trust fund children of wealthy parents are sorely wanting for opportunities.

by Anonymousreply 22January 27, 2022 1:44 PM

I will say, it’s been a good time to come out as trans or non-binary. Basically anyone with any sort of attention has gotten book deals, shows to run, acting gigs, etc.

by Anonymousreply 23January 27, 2022 1:47 PM

R13 the trick is to be from a well-off family and live in New York with no real job, where you can make connections. They're the same as the last generation of Millennials, just add all the nonbinary shite.

by Anonymousreply 24January 27, 2022 1:50 PM

Yes R23 but, is that it?

Didn't people in the not-too-distant past have to have to have some sort of talent or infamy before getting such attention. All this Alok does is look hideous on social media. The only talent Mx Thang has is for self publicity.

by Anonymousreply 25January 27, 2022 1:50 PM

[quote] the transfeminine comedian, author, performer and public speaker

I had no idea that xe was a comedian. I bet xe is hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 26January 27, 2022 2:18 PM

Fun fact:

Its picture is also the first post in the "hairy assholes" thread!

by Anonymousreply 27January 27, 2022 3:40 PM

Thanks for the warning R27

by Anonymousreply 28January 27, 2022 3:53 PM

Oh, I agree with you, R25. Imagine all of the talented LGB people who are no longer getting pushed by our groups and media outlets because being “cis” and gay is no longer cool. Indeed, many of the T think we are the enemy.

by Anonymousreply 29January 27, 2022 4:01 PM

Alok is single, fellas! You know you want to bounce on it.

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by Anonymousreply 30January 27, 2022 4:03 PM

[quote]Alok is single, fellas!


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by Anonymousreply 31January 27, 2022 4:09 PM

Spoiled rich boy whose parents paid for him to live in NYC and do nothing but gad about and take selfies, no need to work for a living. But of course he's "marginalized" and "oppressed." In reality he's more privileged than 85% of white people.

by Anonymousreply 32January 27, 2022 4:13 PM

This useless waste of space has a BA and MA from Stanford.

by Anonymousreply 33January 27, 2022 4:19 PM

R31 I love that article . It screams out mental headcase , stay away .

by Anonymousreply 34January 27, 2022 4:20 PM

Isn't he the one who said little girls are kinky?

by Anonymousreply 35January 27, 2022 4:55 PM

Stunning. In so many ways!

by Anonymousreply 36January 27, 2022 5:00 PM

Where would he cram a tampon?

by Anonymousreply 37January 27, 2022 5:01 PM

R27 LIES! Zhir would never stoop to masculine abs like this cis-male!

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by Anonymousreply 38January 27, 2022 5:19 PM

When compared to Roxane Gay‘s short, impersonal $100 mumbles on Cameo, Alok’s long, chatty ones are a bargain at $90.

Plus, you never know what outfit and lipstick color you’ll get. With Roxane, the only element of surprise is whether the t-shirt is going to be black or gray.

There. I’ve said something nice.

by Anonymousreply 39January 27, 2022 5:44 PM

This thread EXHAUSTS me.

by Anonymousreply 40January 27, 2022 6:55 PM

Uh, management of WHAT, exactly?

by Anonymousreply 41January 27, 2022 7:26 PM

Straight people and Hollywood "groupthink" still have no idea Alok is a complete mental case.

They are proudly checking off whatever boxes this damaged hooligan checks off!

by Anonymousreply 42January 27, 2022 8:00 PM

Alok = Total Top

by Anonymousreply 43January 27, 2022 10:04 PM

Inside gossip says he de washes off all the fard and goes to circuit parties. He's a top and his pseudo name/cover is "Deepinder Singh from Edison New Jersey".

by Anonymousreply 44January 27, 2022 10:44 PM

You bitches can only wish to be this beautiful example of pure HOTTNESS!!

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by Anonymousreply 45January 27, 2022 10:47 PM

R45 Ewwwww

by Anonymousreply 46January 27, 2022 10:59 PM

They have top energy.

by Anonymousreply 47January 27, 2022 11:32 PM

Laugh all you want R45 and R46 but masculine straight men swoon over they.

by Anonymousreply 48January 27, 2022 11:33 PM

No they don't r48

by Anonymousreply 49January 27, 2022 11:34 PM

All the boys crowded into Alok's Poetry Slam in the library on Atlantis Cruise, and were hostile and bitter when it was revealed there was neither meth nor khat to slam with!

by Anonymousreply 50January 27, 2022 11:37 PM

How does he pay the rent? He hasn’t had a job in years. Just posting on Twitter doesn’t pay the bills, as Yashir found out.

by Anonymousreply 51January 27, 2022 11:39 PM

His parents are loaded.

by Anonymousreply 52January 27, 2022 11:41 PM

Wikipedia says "they/them" not "he/his". Don't get it twisted.

by Anonymousreply 53January 27, 2022 11:50 PM

Alok is male, therefore "he." There is no such thing as a singular person who is "they."

by Anonymousreply 54January 27, 2022 11:59 PM

But he used to be a cute little girl!

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by Anonymousreply 55January 28, 2022 12:04 AM

[quote]Why Can't My Famous Gender Nonconforming Friends Get Laid?

Did the author of this tripe pause to reconsider that his friends aren't that famous after all, if that's a prerequisite for getting laid?

Even if they were 'famous', maybe they don't have an ounce of sex appeal, charm or character qualities to attract people? Could it be that they're just butt-ugly self-obsessed narcissists?

by Anonymousreply 56January 28, 2022 12:16 AM

Could it be because they look like circus clowns? In other words - "CRAZY." Nobody wants to fuck with crazy. There's a very real risk you'll get a "I'm not gonna be ignored!" in your life.

by Anonymousreply 57January 28, 2022 12:19 AM

Ah, the trials and tribulations of incel 'non-binaries'.

by Anonymousreply 58January 28, 2022 12:22 AM

I'd bet any amount of money that in 5 years he'll be wearing (men's) suits and working in finance.

by Anonymousreply 59January 28, 2022 12:28 AM

Crazy can be exciting R57. Turns straight men on.

by Anonymousreply 60January 28, 2022 12:30 AM

But straight men don't want to fuck another man, which is what Alok is.

by Anonymousreply 61January 28, 2022 12:37 AM

No, that's not what they is R61.

by Anonymousreply 62January 28, 2022 1:07 AM

Johnny Frat Boy won't be sticking his dick in Alok anytime soon r62.

by Anonymousreply 63January 28, 2022 1:17 AM

"They" is a spoiled rotten rich kid with a grandiose sense of entitlement who has never had to work at a real job a day in they's life.

by Anonymousreply 64January 28, 2022 1:18 AM

No one wants to fuck Alok. Be they man, woman, neither, both or beast.

by Anonymousreply 65January 28, 2022 7:54 AM

Not really R25. There were people like Andy Kaufman with no discernible talent.

by Anonymousreply 66January 28, 2022 9:26 AM

It's a pity that them is wearing all these ludicrous clothes because them has lots of nice body hair. Hard to tell whether them is handsome or not, though, because them's face is always covered in clown make-up.

by Anonymousreply 67January 28, 2022 10:01 AM

the proper way to address them is "yous guys"

by Anonymousreply 68January 28, 2022 10:03 AM

Is Alok the one who was triggered when a CIS-man was sent up to fix his radiator?

by Anonymousreply 69January 28, 2022 10:04 AM

The bit about him being a comedian should be taken with a pinch of salt. It seems like something that hucksters say about themselves because it's a bit nebulous. Sean "Shon" Faye, a nasty British "trans woman" always describes himself as a comedian despite there being no evidence whatsoever of this (e.g. videos of him performing).

by Anonymousreply 70January 28, 2022 10:04 AM

Is he Deepak Chopra and Dame Edna's lovechild?

by Anonymousreply 71January 28, 2022 11:22 AM

It would be cool if Biden could find a place for Alok in his Cabinet.

by Anonymousreply 72January 28, 2022 12:36 PM

I agree R72. Maybe in charge of NB outreach?

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by Anonymousreply 73January 28, 2022 12:39 PM

Maybe zhe could be put in a locked cabinet and sunk in the Hudson?

by Anonymousreply 74January 28, 2022 12:52 PM

[QUOTE] "They" is a spoiled rotten rich kid with a grandiose sense of entitlement who has never had to work at a real job a day in they's life.

They've never been to They. That makes me sad.

by Anonymousreply 75January 28, 2022 1:00 PM

Little girls are kinky? Why the fuck is he talking about little girls at all?

by Anonymousreply 76January 28, 2022 1:09 PM

All this from a little boy who grew up in Texas.

by Anonymousreply 77January 28, 2022 1:22 PM

Didn't you know R76 - having no gender (apparently) makes zhe an expert on gender.

Alok is not only the most stunning and the bravest of the brave...zhe also threw the first brick at Stonewall, several decades before zhe's mother pushed zhe out of her cunt.

by Anonymousreply 78January 28, 2022 2:11 PM

R78 your word TRIGGERS

Call it “front hole!”

by Anonymousreply 79January 28, 2022 2:26 PM

Vaid is reading this you know. You are giving them the attention they crave.

And while you sit in your rent controlled shoebox, eating ramen and counting the days until your next SSI check arrives, they is living large and laughing all the way to the bank.

by Anonymousreply 80January 28, 2022 3:19 PM

And nobody cares r80.

by Anonymousreply 81January 28, 2022 5:08 PM

And we're all having much more sex than zhe.

Still, nice to see you back Meredith R80

by Anonymousreply 82January 28, 2022 5:25 PM

Guys like Alok and Jacob used to be called "really faggy." And that was by other gay men. It wasn't an identity or anything, they were just super fucking effeminate and gay gay gay. It wasn't anything remarkable. Now it's a movement.

by Anonymousreply 83January 28, 2022 5:31 PM

*I* created the conversation about non-binary fashion!! I was the first one doing it and now everybody is doing it!!

by Anonymousreply 84January 28, 2022 5:37 PM

Alok is my personal role model.

by Anonymousreply 85January 28, 2022 5:55 PM

Should "It's Pat" be wiped? We didn't know any better back then, but it is offensive:

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by Anonymousreply 86January 28, 2022 6:01 PM
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by Anonymousreply 87January 28, 2022 6:08 PM

"...they is living large and laughing all the way to the bank."

I have never seen Alok laugh once. Never. And that's really the problem, isn't it?

by Anonymousreply 88January 29, 2022 1:36 AM

'Alok will select my Secretary of Education!'

by Anonymousreply 89January 29, 2022 1:40 AM

Alok is a person with a penis and a hirsute body. No amount of drag stolen from Roz Russell or Agnes Moorehead will make him anything else.

by Anonymousreply 90January 29, 2022 1:53 AM

Does zhe have a sugar daddy yet?

by Anonymousreply 91January 29, 2022 3:04 AM

r91 several. zhe's been whored out by many but the most prolific perhaps were the art institute (of....) and vogue (teen mostly)

by Anonymousreply 92January 29, 2022 3:20 AM

I can't imagine anyone wanting to fuck this.

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by Anonymousreply 93January 29, 2022 3:37 AM

I would be on that in a second if zhe was a he. Hairy South Asians are my type.

by Anonymousreply 94January 29, 2022 3:40 AM

Xzhe is major fug.

by Anonymousreply 95January 29, 2022 4:18 AM

Very disgusting hair growth patterns.

by Anonymousreply 96January 29, 2022 4:40 AM

[quote] Alok is a person with a penis

They don’t have a penis. How dare you.

by Anonymousreply 97January 29, 2022 4:41 AM

He is an interesting creature.

by Anonymousreply 98January 29, 2022 5:06 AM

He is a fucking joke of a person

by Anonymousreply 99January 29, 2022 5:25 AM

If it wasn't for Datalongue I'd never have heard of this ugly cunt.

Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

by Anonymousreply 100January 29, 2022 9:09 AM

[quote]This useless waste of space has a BA and MA from Stanford.

I don't know why so many people persist in thinking studying for a few years to get college degrees makes someone special or superior.

by Anonymousreply 101January 29, 2022 9:14 AM

The same sort of people who think that dressing up like Cyndi Lauper dressed by Helen Keller is stunning and brave. Probably.

by Anonymousreply 102January 29, 2022 9:16 AM

Stanford seems to produce a lot of flakes.

by Anonymousreply 103January 29, 2022 12:23 PM

Where are the nudes?

by Anonymousreply 104January 29, 2022 1:35 PM

r101 do you know how hard it is to get into Stamford? Yet this clown made the cut.

by Anonymousreply 105January 29, 2022 2:27 PM

Of course I meant Stanford! Whoops.

by Anonymousreply 106January 29, 2022 2:28 PM

They have a name. It's Alok. Use it.

by Anonymousreply 107January 29, 2022 3:27 PM

It's literally just a man in a dress. Ceci n'est pas une femme.

by Anonymousreply 108January 29, 2022 3:32 PM

[quote] They have a name. It's Alok. Use it.


I smell Meredith Talusan!

by Anonymousreply 109January 29, 2022 6:22 PM

It's actually "your girlboy, 'lok."

Straight from the horse's mouth.

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by Anonymousreply 110January 29, 2022 7:46 PM

She's hideous~

by Anonymousreply 111January 30, 2022 10:49 PM

Got BDF and top energy.

by Anonymousreply 112January 30, 2022 11:24 PM

He has a balloon for a head and extreme small dick energy.

by Anonymousreply 113January 31, 2022 12:53 AM

Are you sure Alok identifies as a horse R110?

Zhe might be a cow, a mule, a cockapoo or (in zhe's mind) a unicorn.

Mis-speciesing is LITERAL violence.

by Anonymousreply 114January 31, 2022 7:31 AM
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